Fermi's Golden Rule Or Something

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These are getting funnier and funnier man... keep it up!

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[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

Lmao Fermi's golden shower is something I'm going to use from now on

[@stunseed419]

Holy Golden juice

[@Honest-King]

Eldilich the golden lord

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WHY

[@PapaFlammy69]

Only applies to Italians xD

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Mama Mia spaghetti life si {insert Italian porn star's name}

[@FreeRoger]

Fermi's golden rule is trying to estimate the magnitude of how someone wants to be treated

[@shorty4704]

yeah for that you have to calculate the interpersonal interaction hamiltonian matrix element

[@Hippienolic2]

“It’s so they don’t scratch my face” is the best line

[@loganfisher3138]

Fermi's golden rule is obviously to treat people the way Fermi would want to be treated.

[@theittsco]

Me in grad quantum 2: Hi professor, I didn't do so well in QM1. Will I be okay in this class? Professor: You should be okay. Who taught QM1 last semester? Me: Professor: Well how well you do in a course and how well you understand it is proportional to who's teaching it... Me: Oh...

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I thought it was that if you're unsure of the answer, always guess 1.6180 of what you were originally going to say

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I'm so sure you'll get a Nobel Prize one day.

[@twistedsector]

"Density of finals" - lmao, very sneaky

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Fermi's golden rule for italinans.😆

[@kingplunger1]

this was hilarious, I actually laughed out loud instead of the usual nose exhale!

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Thanks a lot!

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I sleep with textbooks under my pillow because of you. I hear it makes you smarter ;) Oh and YOU look really nice today.

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Whoever told you that sounds wise af

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As an Italian I can confirm Fermi's Golden Rule only applies to us!

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Italians are the best!! 56th 😮 ~ Love, Mom 💕

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Hi Andrew's Mom

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@@thestrivingwanderer4889 - Hiya!

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Hi the striving wanderer

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Andrew is BACK!

[@proexcel123]

Oh my goodness... I just learnt Fermi's golden rule and it all make sense now.

[@notdru5467]

The odds of Andrew replying are the same odds of 2 protons colliding

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@@maureendotson4634 you have a great one as well😁

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THE MAN

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Hey Andrew! I'm going to start my undergrad physics degree next fall. If you see this I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your videos. They've really helped me figure out the whole process of doing physics as a career and what I should expect. I honestly probably wouldn't be in physics if it weren't for your videos. You're also really funny and I love all these skits lol. Good luck with your PhD - hopefully I'll be at that level in a couple years.

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I always enjoy watching these skit videos. Cool as always 🌪️🌫️💜

[@Ryan_Perrin]

this was amazing. great job

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Thanks a lot!

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I love your videos!

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Loved the video

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I love your skits haha!!!

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Great video Andrew

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Hey Andrew, what digital pad/tablet are you using?

[@strikercompact2847]

University in USA should be very funny. I am Italian.

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lmao

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Hey, professor. Can we make this exam optional?

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uploaded on my birthday hehe

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Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday....

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happy birthday!

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Saw in your youtube about me that you go to NMSU!! I'm going to be going there in 2-3 years, are you liking it so far?

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[@ajbulich]

not first!

[@mastershooter64]

andrew what books do you recommend for learning advanced QFT after i finish the "quantum field theory and the standard model" by schwartz? (i havent even started it yet lol but im curious about what books i would need in order to learn more advanced qft)

[@twistedsector]

Weinberg

[@mastershooter64]

@@twistedsector name of the book?

[@twistedsector]

@@mastershooter64 Weinberg, The Quantum Theory of Fields, Volumes 1 and 2

[@mastershooter64]

@@twistedsector thanks

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where is the :v guy

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What

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First!!

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Fourth

[@pranaytiwari6071]

so you can only use fermi's golden rule while doing 🤌

[@rapidler1801]

Well, I was actually trying to find a video that helps me understand Fermis golden rule for a two body decay and ended up here... seems like its a lot easier than i thought and I just need something like for my transition matrix element