FFXIV Jobs in a nutshell

[@citsune174]

I love how Scholars have every spell at their disposal to dispatch their foes, but they still choose to just...whack the big dragon with their book.

[@lucas_lipp]

It's an incredibly bold strategy, but even more effective. You can't deny science.

[@kuri_curry]

it does a hell lot of emotional damage.

[@darter9000]

“Your homework assignment is … overdue!”

[@Darkmage1293]

Monk: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" Raid Boss: "Patches, son. It nerfed you in response to your DPS output. YOU CAN'T HURT ME, MONK!"

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

You messed up on summoner. It should be titans booty covering 80% of the screen

[@Exceltiaawesome]

Beeg chicken nugget I had to take a break from raiding as SMN this patch because even with petsize set to small the huge fucking blasts made mechanics so hard to dodge.

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

@@Exceltiaawesome does the pet size thing affect how I see other summoners? Or does the summoner have to have that setting themselves and i cant do anything?

[@Exceltiaawesome]

@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq it affects how you see other summoners too ☺️

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

@@Exceltiaawesome thank the 12. Where do i find that in the character setting menu?

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

It’s a macro only it seems. /petsize “all or name of summon” “small/medium/large”. Found a good vid here called FFXIV Summoner Pet Sizes 6.0 by Quixote that shows the options and how to do it.

[@IceFire1800]

As an Astrologian, I feel personally attacked. Now hurry up and draw your last pathetic card

[@sevenMOons666]

My pathetic grandpa’s deck has no cards, Warrior of Light!

[@Kumiko026]

Hey! Did you just summon a bunch of Primals in one turn!?

[@yarredpel9779]

@@Kumiko026 Screw the rules I have gil.

[@GrandofTheftHero]

You just activated my trap card!

[@ThatWildcard]

@@sevenMOons666 BUT IT DOES CONTAIN THE STOPPABLE ULTIMA WEAPON!

[@Blitzwaffen]

As a DNC main, I'm glad someone finally demonstrated what we do as a dancer. Practice at all times to be the backup dancers at the end of Hildi content.

[@apdj94]

That dragoon probably ended up on top of a bunch of poisonous flaming spikes on the edge of the arena

[@Akihito_Kanbara]

If you DON'T manually jump in the middle of every Machinist shot then you aren't playing it right.

[@Dantesizza]

😂

[@HayTatsuko]

As a RDM main -- That is the most perfect representation of Verblind I have _ever_ seen. As a BLU enjoyer. . . peak performance.

[@TheRedAzuki]

Only thing missing from it is the Counterstrike audio clip of "Flashbang inbound!"

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

Is Verblind really what we call it? Cus that’s awesome

[@HayTatsuko]

@@AlleluiaElizabeth It's easier than Vermillion Scourge!

[@kurousagi1239]

@@HayTatsuko Another version of Verblind : PvP LB3

[@SawedOffLaser]

Speed up the GNB footage by about 50% and you nailed the feeling perfectly. Absolutely amazing video

[@vinhdang1335]

Need more ogcd

[@emanuelcamuglia5984]

accurate representation of the paladin questline

[@Mythda]

honestly, i disagree. the Paladin HW final quest is actually intelligible.... just to the degree that you can understand the bullshit the characters are trying (badly) to convey. which really makes it so much more insulting when they're pitching it from so far out to left field that they're in the stands of a completely different ball game.

[@imapseudonym6198]

I got the feeling from that cutscene that the English translation team thought it was incredibly dumb but still had to translate it, so they just couldn't help but have the characters verbally acknowledge that none of this made any sense.

[@m1ssconductor686]

I was expecting the usual "dragoon die" joke and actually laughed at it just not coming down oh my god

[@galloviking4766]

That's the most accurate Glare Mage I've ever seen.

[@koishily]

Loved that Master Spark sound effect on RDM. RDM LB3 really does have a Marisa vibe. "They'll be nothing left of you but a smokin' crater!!"

[@craigfunk3453]

'Deploying Flashbang!'

[@GeekOfArabia]

As a WAR main, you forgot all the fell cleaves.... but you're otherwise not wrong

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

ikr?

[@starofaetherius]

Fell cleave might've been too much of a low hanging fruit lol

[@Panos_1821]

As a nin main I laughed so hard. Had to fail so many times to finally master(I guess :/) the mudras

[@HayTatsuko]

For those who have not yet achieved mastery: Keep on banging those pots! You'll get there! P.S. For multi-mudra ninjutsu, all you have to remember is the ending mudra and whether it needs 2 or 3 mudra. The ones before the last one don't matter, except they can't be the same as each other or as the ending one.

[@hasenearl6228]

Controller player here. I remembered them quite quickly going by placement on the Hotbar. Down, left and right is mudra, up is execute. So if I want to do Doton, I just go Down, Left, Right an then up to execute

[@DrakeWurrum]

They're easy for me to remember by muscle memory, I don't even know which ones I'm actually pushing anymore. BUT THAT DOESNT STOP ME FROM ACCIDENTALLY FATFINGERING

[@thomascranor2668]

A perfect demonstration of the amazing variety and excitement in a White Mage's rotation.

[@mlemlemmlemmlem]

That wasn't a nutshell, that was a whole pistachio

[@MaouNobunaga]

I have a suggestion for RDM. After the screen turns white, why not queue in the infamous "You're finally awake" scene from Skyrim. Indicating that players most likely will have died to eye cancer. Have a nice day.

[@xviii5780]

now I know that at least one person thought about that as well xd

[@Kyukechizu]

Wait, I can actually slap the enemies with my book as scholar? I always said I would do that as a joke, I didn't know there's actually a way to do that. Also, I learned bard not for battle or anything, only for music and I'm bad at it, so that bard could basically be me xD

[@cloclo2388]

Y’all did the Bard dirty lol. I can’t stay mad though, this was great

[@ailoriarayne5086]

Bard made me giggle unreasonably and so did reaper

[@nerdybirby]

As a WHM, that hits close to home but with holy :,)

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

Alisiae is truly peak RDM. You never have to wonder where she is on the battlefield.

[@raincady]

the good ol' dark knight stare, can't beat that.

[@nikki5499]

I have never feel more at home on that PLD bit. What an extremely terrible excuse of a story for a cover class of Endwalker 😂

[@amoxcillicpsychosis2967]

It why I just think of Endwalker as Paladin's true story...

[@LaughingComedian]

As a BRD main, I approve this message

[@sailor_anna9924]

THE DRAGOON LMFAOOOO yes

[@iAronn]

Ngl i thought this wasn't gonna be good, but some of these were really clever and honestly really funny at times lol - edit my favorite had to be the paladin

[@MrBeattraxx]

I love how you used terraria eye laser sounds for sage

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

As a healer main who's married to a Paladin main in-game. I can confirm Paladins do make unintelligible noise, something something about oath and something something about shielding friends. Lucky for me unintelligible noise is my love language

[@MrTalithan]

I am pleased that my MGR senses were not left wanting, also having just done the HW paladin questline today, unintelligble nonsense was accurate.

[@babowasalwayshere]

As a DRG/RPR main I feel super called out lmfao

[@zio9057]

Warrior made mi spit my coffee.

[@Kumiko026]

As a Dragoon main, seeing that Dragoon not come back down gives me anxiety. Where did they gooooo?!?!?

[@Spiritnick]

Brazil

[@MP-tz7mf]

probably petrified in mid-air. Happened to me in LoTA of all places.

[@lionjezztv]

The dragoon got me, great job 😂 +1 subscriber

[@joiseydragun7110]

I would've described MCH with a Taoplan or Early CAVE shmup, and Sage with any boss from Dodonpachi Resurrection

[@Laenthal]

Very hit and miss, but hits are HITS.

[@dailybugle2147]

I expected gorilla noises for warrior but I'm happy with what we got

[@danielbloom2470]

For some reason youtubes algorithm decided to hide this today. I had to go through my history to find it.

[@grocery-k9h]

Machinist is so accurate, they really aren't as noticeable as they should be

[@BrightNeonBrilliancy]

MCH on paper: Gets to use a gun, drill, shotgun, chainsaw, robot, flamethrower, crossbow, bioblaster and chain anchor. MCH in real life:....pew pew...air kick....pew pew....

[@Coffeebomb22791]

The theme MCH should be switched with The Gnb one but I agree

[@ApolloStratis]

Missed the chance to put guts’ theme over the dark knight one

[@Nyftl]

I was waiting for vergil to spawn in for Samurai

[@Firestar4041]

Dark Knight, half expected Esteem to be dancing/crumpin behind her shoulder

[@LuckyPunkProd]

Man, if only playing as Gunbreaker actually played E1M1 from Doom in the background...

[@VioletMaeve]

Your Miqote looks strangely like mine, same hair color but mine is a Moon Kitty and has the more fluffier tail. Cute

[@willowwisp2420]

Idk if it's your character but your scholar outfit was hella tight. Duper cute and good color thematics. 10/10 would booli

[@maxkensei]

Using Nael Deus Darnus as the BLU example was too accurate

[@aiedailguardian]

The music during the monk bit was a banger, what song is it?

[@3lit3gn0m3]

Most of these were hilarious and accurate. The ones just doing a rotation to music that fits them could have been better though, imo.

[@MoiraineEllisande]

as sage main I can honestly say this is all you need to know about the job

[@aurumvale9908]

perfect representation of a good whm there chief

[@ghostabastard2208]

Yeah, gunbreaker is so faceless, that even in comedy video he just.... faceless.

[@Hanvvn]

DRK would be a living dead meme before endwalker

[@Pundae]

For gnb I was expecting the "ots also a gun" line lmao

[@kiyu2582]

Hey ! What's the name of the ost during whm please ?

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

A Land Long Dead. It’s the Burn’s theme.

[@kiyu2582]

@@AlleluiaElizabeth thank you !!

[@ethanboyd43]

"The time has come and so have I" 😏😏

[@hunterkat1853]

As one who started as. White mage that representation made me feel something and i do not know what

[@justinchampagne1729]

As a gunbreaker main, I feel well represented. 😎😎😎

[@INSAANMUSIC]

Dragoon, I nearly spat out my drink hahahaha

[@plaguekatt]

3:41 how did you know where I do that and what dance I do!? 😂

[@grypinh]

This had me amused.... since everyone else is suggesting changes, I figure I should mention I half expected a distorted version of Gary Jules' Mad World in the background for DRK. Was still happy with getting judged for my sins tho

[@oceanwavedvd]

the laugh with the black mage sounds familiar what was it

[@mordred6323]

the dragoon 🙁

[@dashhikari8392]

i thought the ninja was funny but then the ho hohoho ho ho and the face she made. I´m crying 🤣😂

[@mojoboingo1744]

remind me what those legs on the samurai are.

[@kurik_yt]

As a SAM main, this sums us up perfectly

[@DevilSeiji]

Finally some excellent blu representation

[@bryanhagin9927]

What's the song for Monk?

[@pocketdirt338]

Bard just tickled my funny bone. It's 100% correct

[@williek08472]

As a BRD main, I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@SwolTako]

Samurai should have just been attacking while a Samurai X AMV plays in their head. Bonus points for Bass boosted Heart of Sword plays at 3000 decibels 😂

[@spoopatroopa8005]

ugh what is that song when monk comes up? been bugging me.

[@blockeddefault4360]

i was dying at the scholar bit

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Blue Mage nutshell was 😚👌perfect

[@TheLittleMako]

Samurai's satisfied nodnod earned my like 👍

[@LkYharlan]

Frankly I'm surprised the Red Mage LB3 didn't fade in to Skyrim's intro

[@sashaanne703]

WHM was way too accurate XD

[@KajuKajuKatli]

As a lancer-trying-to-become-a-dragoon.... yeah

[@KajuKajuKatli]

as a current dragoon, yeah

[@CreatorHouseVlogs]

Reaper is my man class I love that gd class. Second main is dark knight.

[@baalmolech]

Cat girl dancer in thavnarian gear ✨

[@saundyuk]

As a bard/sage, realising something is very, very wrong when I start wondering if the sound of different lasers chained together might be in any way musical...

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

… well I’m curious now.

[@gianghuynh9570]

I appreciate the Yuffie theme on Ninja, considering that is how most people play her in the INTERmission DLC.

[@zackfair6203]

This is just the shirogane theme.

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

That isn’t’ Yuffie’s theme….

[@DrakeWurrum]

As a derpy NIN main, I.... can only agree.

[@astroazure9544]

I wasn't ready for astro

[@MrRetribution777]

This has made me laugh so hysterically hard its not even funny. Awesome job!

[@RJ.the.artist]

You never have to worry where us RDM are. I have only gotten to LB three once, I did not know it was brighter than glare. (I am also a WHM main, because I love being a Raisebot.)

[@Jeezes718]

I will be forever disappointed we didn't hear "that man is playing Galaga!" For sage.

[@Akredi]

Same, same, even more as I recognized the sounds right away ( I played it way too much when I was younger ^^ )

[@sitnspin1819]

As a black mage... Can confirm!

[@poompicheiabtawee6643]

As a ninja main now, Im doing it every single day in limsa

[@kebasor]

I - REALLY - want to know what that song playing for Monk is! Edit: found it. "It Has To Be This Way"

[@FrostarmyN7]

As a RDM or BLM edgy lb macros are mandatory.

[@starofaetherius]

PLD main and I'm glad it's something other than calling me a white knight or a simp lol. Head Empty (TM) is very much how I can be a lot of times.

[@stanktatiousd7732]

We have the same SAM glam, also DRG needs more jump lol

[@Cdrsan]

How to play white mage: Spam glare until your tank or party is allllmost dead -> heal -> continue to spam glare xD

[@sophiastorm8616]

Loved it😃the dragoon though🤣😂

[@toronsplace]

banjo had me cracking up

[@jimidoodles]

I now want my Lalafell to be cute and look like a cowboy but be a Gunbreaker and Mechanist :0 cute but deadly It'd be adorable.

[@Torvar]

As a summoner/scholar I made it a point to book bonk every enemy.

[@chinhthehugger9284]

pull out a whole library from inside your back pocket and start shooting books like a machine gun

[@imapseudonym6198]

As a white mage main... yeah. Sadly accurate. Healing is fun, but when the team is actually playing well there's honestly not much for you to do besides Glare over and over... sigh.

[@Cristke]

Dragoon should've jumped up and came back down as a Reaper.