FIFA 13 (Zero Punctuation)

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The Escapist

The Escapist

Күн бұрын

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@Overthought7
@Overthought7 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, after searching for "zero punctuation mark of the ninja" several times and getting "FIFA 13" as a top hit, I finally decided to just click on it, and now everything makes sense.
@moody1320
@moody1320 2 жыл бұрын
Hah
@vincentrose8725
@vincentrose8725 2 жыл бұрын
Same but for Tokyo jungle
@namelessdork2256
@namelessdork2256 Жыл бұрын
One of the best fake out episodes ever.
@neoman289151
@neoman289151 9 жыл бұрын
"On the subject of sex crimes, let's get back to professional football" Greatest ZP line ever.
@walkingcypress7314
@walkingcypress7314 8 жыл бұрын
IKR
@DarkenedAuras7653
@DarkenedAuras7653 8 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is when he was describing Ride to Hell in his best of 2013 "That's not a game, that's congealed failure"
@konstantinschmitz3209
@konstantinschmitz3209 7 жыл бұрын
I quite liked a line from Epic Mickey: ""In third-person games, the camera is like the working class: if you can't control it *it will plot to destroy you!* "
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey Yahtzee how's that underwater survival game going?" "WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON FORTRESS OCELOT ALPHA?"
@guguy00
@guguy00 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Johnson has left the chat
@msuperskarmory
@msuperskarmory 10 жыл бұрын
FIFA 13 IS A GAME IN WHICH YOU AND YOUR BURLY FRIENDS HELP A SMALL LEATHER SPHERE REALIZE ITS DREAM OF BEING IN A NET" best. Review. Ever.
@ShinRyuuji
@ShinRyuuji 6 жыл бұрын
AND I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THAT'S BASICALLY A POSITIVE THING, NIGHTY NIGHT
@Ward1706
@Ward1706 6 жыл бұрын
"Then Resident Evil 6 came out and he had to sober up."
@TehTrollinStone
@TehTrollinStone 9 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted him to review Tokyo Jungle, looks like that shit was hiding in this FIFA video that I was avoiding due to me assuming it'd be boring.
@wilsonsilva2918
@wilsonsilva2918 8 жыл бұрын
You assumed a Yahtzee video would be boring, it's your fucking fault
@TehTrollinStone
@TehTrollinStone 8 жыл бұрын
Wilson Neto Right right, I made a mistake. Chill dude lmao
@AlexMartinez-cu5bw
@AlexMartinez-cu5bw 8 жыл бұрын
Did you want Yahtzee to review a stealth action game? Then watch his FIFA 13 review!
@andrewhale313
@andrewhale313 8 жыл бұрын
Still better than FIFA
@DeathByAutoscroll
@DeathByAutoscroll 8 жыл бұрын
Still better than FIFA with Twilight characters
@E1craZ4life
@E1craZ4life 4 жыл бұрын
Watch his review on the latest Modern Warfare game.
@elevenmink3851
@elevenmink3851 6 жыл бұрын
Once in a blue moon, you get a gem of a Zero Punctuation video that exceeds expectations by being nothing like you expected and instead being much, much better.
@JohnPinkrton
@JohnPinkrton 10 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when Yahtzee's boss forces him to review a game he couldn't give a toss about.
@Valiordruid
@Valiordruid 10 жыл бұрын
I don't think Yahtzee is ordered to review certain games. Because otherwise he'd be given a slap on the wrist and told to rewrite this episode when he proposed it. He just reviews them at his own pace; which is why his Skyrim review came around over five months after the game came out. This is just his way of saying the games don't interest him and he has absolutely nothing to comment on.
@JohnPinkrton
@JohnPinkrton 10 жыл бұрын
***** Fair enough, though this comment was meant to be taken lightly.
@jroldo8353
@jroldo8353 10 жыл бұрын
hes had episodes where he mentioned his editor asking him to do certain reviews.
@SpaceInvaderUpdates
@SpaceInvaderUpdates 10 жыл бұрын
Roldo Mustache do you think they allow him to do it. As of delaying reviews of types. Because, Yahzee is the only thing that people come here for?
@jroldo8353
@jroldo8353 10 жыл бұрын
probably
@Argonwolfproject
@Argonwolfproject 9 жыл бұрын
Last minute description of FIFA is the best thing he's ever said.
@Ghanemq8
@Ghanemq8 9 жыл бұрын
fifa is shit
@chickencooger34
@chickencooger34 9 жыл бұрын
+Ghanem__q8 Yes, well done for understanding his obvious remark, congladurations!
@Ghanemq8
@Ghanemq8 9 жыл бұрын
chickencooger34 XD doog one
@bowserfan1008
@bowserfan1008 8 жыл бұрын
chickencooger34 can you quote him?
@gregorycomey
@gregorycomey 5 жыл бұрын
I believe you meant 'last second'
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 9 жыл бұрын
Indie first person horror adventure on steam? Damn, times have changed. Once hearing that might have actually cappedmy interest.
@genericstickman5967
@genericstickman5967 9 жыл бұрын
Just take off adventure and horror and its fnaf
@biglegjeff
@biglegjeff 10 жыл бұрын
This video greatly resembles my attempts to revise for exams.
@jaypee9575
@jaypee9575 7 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say this is the most extensive and in depth review of FIFA 13 that I have ever seen.
@nathanquarantillo9475
@nathanquarantillo9475 8 жыл бұрын
This is one of the hidden gems of the internet, I swear.
@frempy4426
@frempy4426 5 жыл бұрын
You mean ZP?
@ultimateninjaboi
@ultimateninjaboi 12 жыл бұрын
I love how both the pinecone mirror and wall/root/ash/baby-heart challenges he references are 100% accurate descriptions of what you do in the game.
@kendromeda42
@kendromeda42 8 жыл бұрын
You see, its this incredible amount of detail and focus that i love about this series.
@Burkutace27
@Burkutace27 9 жыл бұрын
Pro tip; if you do want to try Anna get the extended edition. The puzzels while by no means easier at least have a basis in what a half way functional human mind would call logic.
@thedaveastator7939
@thedaveastator7939 8 жыл бұрын
Ah sweet! I've been weighing this decision up for 3 years now. Gonna get me fifa 13. Thanks Yahtzee
@pablodelgado7919
@pablodelgado7919 8 жыл бұрын
I love the fact Yatzee doesn't give a fuck about FIFA games :D
@Rigel_6
@Rigel_6 8 жыл бұрын
And who does anyway? *definately unbiased opinion*
@Kaefer1973
@Kaefer1973 8 жыл бұрын
I do! I like Pro Evolution Soccer, not because I play it, or care about soccer, but because it makes EA earn less money with Fifa Soccer (since I dislike EA).
@ZoruaHunter
@ZoruaHunter 8 жыл бұрын
+Kaefer1973 But then you're giving money to Konami, which is arguably just as bad if not worse than EA.
@Kaefer1973
@Kaefer1973 8 жыл бұрын
Zorua Hunter Also true, but to me it's not yet as bad as EA.
@SabreXio
@SabreXio 8 жыл бұрын
I can only wonder what The Escapist thought when he submitted this.
@trannyfragrance
@trannyfragrance 7 жыл бұрын
SabreXio here's yee paycheque
@CarlTheBanan
@CarlTheBanan 10 жыл бұрын
Best FIFA review ever
@brandonbooth5069
@brandonbooth5069 8 жыл бұрын
Since he loves stealth games so much, I am very surprised that he has yet to review Styx Master of Shadows. It's pure stealth, indie and surprisingly good. (I only ever found it because it was free on PSN one month.)
@qiff6667
@qiff6667 7 жыл бұрын
when he is going to review the tenchu series?
@Jaceblue04
@Jaceblue04 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm glad I don't live in this neighborhood; you probably can't even run yourself a bath until you've arranged twelve Snickers bars under the S-bend and pissed in the sink." lol
@unknownrostam
@unknownrostam 10 жыл бұрын
Well, the game's set in Italy, so, y'know...
@wormwood5073
@wormwood5073 11 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I can't breath. You've got yourself a subscriber, good sir.
@THE1gameaddict
@THE1gameaddict 10 жыл бұрын
actually i think sport games are not worth reviewing. all it has is team updates, new players, and (sometimes) better graphics
@omt8913
@omt8913 10 жыл бұрын
I believe they aren't even worth creating. If someone had to give a review about fifa then the only thing worth talking about is how similar it is to previous versions. The creators of fifa must be hungry for money and rely on fifa addicts to spend thousands of pounds.
@THE1gameaddict
@THE1gameaddict 10 жыл бұрын
***** i agree but as someone who plays Fifa, i like the idea of playing a game based off my favorite sport and managing my favorite team, etc. so its all down to opinion. oh and on your point of cash hunger, EA makes most sport games so you should be able to add 2 and 2 here
@MeepChangeling
@MeepChangeling 10 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the same as fighting games and racing games... Same stuff, just more of it, or slightly different minor details. Honestly only the first title in a fighting or racing or sports series is worth reviewing or buying.
@DILFDylF
@DILFDylF 10 жыл бұрын
Kyle Rhulain I disagree. At least in regards to racing games. Some racing games have a story, new mechanics, new tracks, etc. Ones like Forza are pretty much shit though, I'm a Need For Speed man. Or more accurately, I was a Need For Speed boy, haven't played one in ages.
@StardustWhip
@StardustWhip 10 жыл бұрын
Kyle Rhulain i dare you to play Street Fighter 1 then play Ultra Street Fighter IV, and say that again. Or, alternatively, Super Mario Kart then Mario Kart 8.
@drewjstark
@drewjstark 8 жыл бұрын
This is a great fifa review I feel like I have already played the game
@drewjstark
@drewjstark 8 жыл бұрын
in the year 3333 on the 33rd day of the 33rd month don't worry about the problems they will be sorted soon.
@bazookaboss332
@bazookaboss332 5 жыл бұрын
You already played it by hearing the title.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 10 жыл бұрын
And that's what happens when the reviewer does not give two sh*ts about a game he's told to review.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 10 жыл бұрын
***** Well, it is popular around the world, but if you ask me, a game that can end 0 to 0 doesn't sound like something to get into.
@easterdeer
@easterdeer 10 жыл бұрын
Nathan Frankwick Agreed. There are way better things to masturbate to!
@easterdeer
@easterdeer 10 жыл бұрын
I think many people have many different but wonderful tastes; however, I would wholeheartedly recommend a quick wank at the sun. Just don't point the eye directly at it and it really fuses your hydrogen [if you know what I mean [which you do [I'm pretty sure [more sure than I know how many brackets I have left to close... ]]]].
@ThierryRocksTV
@ThierryRocksTV 10 жыл бұрын
***** True dat.
@aqilproductions
@aqilproductions 10 жыл бұрын
if you play FOOTBALL with the right people its fun. but i agree that watching it is boring as hell (with a few exceptions)
@wildroses2009
@wildroses2009 10 жыл бұрын
I've always hated soccer, but his eight second review makes it sound kind of interesting. Even charitable.
@ShadowFangGaming
@ShadowFangGaming 10 жыл бұрын
IT'S FOOTBALL YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE
@wildroses2009
@wildroses2009 10 жыл бұрын
***** Actually, what you should have said was: "IT'S FOOTBALL YOU AUSTRALIAN SWINE!" In Australia football refers exclusively to Australian Rules Football, which is super popular (especially in Victoria and WA), so we refer to what the rest of the world calls football "soccer" so we don't get it mixed up with AFL, the only true and proper football there is.
@TheKoolkid26
@TheKoolkid26 10 жыл бұрын
wildroses2009 It is rough living in Australia and someone brings up football as that could mean 4 different things.... Union, league, AFL and soccer
@cat7883
@cat7883 10 жыл бұрын
***** Actually, it depends on where you live. In the United States it's known as soccer. Elsewhere, mostly in Europe and South America, it's called football. wildroses2009 probably called it soccer because he/she lives in the United States.
@murrman104
@murrman104 10 жыл бұрын
Catherine Wallace Actually I live in Europe(Ireland to be exact) and here in Ireland we call it soccer as not to confuse it with Gaelic Football but i myself refer to soccer as football
@VanguardFencer
@VanguardFencer 10 жыл бұрын
"Friends helping a small leather sphere realize its dream of being in a net". The new definition of football.
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 3 жыл бұрын
And hes totally right too
@MagicalMaster
@MagicalMaster 10 жыл бұрын
Every now and again one of Yahtzee's jokes will just make me giggle without end. This time it was painting the protagonist of Anna as Mr. Bean.
@jhatou
@jhatou 11 жыл бұрын
I read half the comments to yahtzee's videos with a yahtzee voice. That's probably because they are written in an attempt at yahtzee's style lol. Or maybe that's just my imagination.
@ultimateninjaboi
@ultimateninjaboi 10 жыл бұрын
I love how the puzzles he names in Anna are actually 100 percent accurate
@ldmt1995
@ldmt1995 9 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that even with his busy schedule Yatzee can get up and say" I'l do a video just for the lulz"
@jamesshearer9705
@jamesshearer9705 10 жыл бұрын
So in conclusion Fifa 13 has Yahtzee's approval, right?
@Japaneseanimeguy
@Japaneseanimeguy 10 жыл бұрын
Unless you count what he said about not touching it with a 10 foot pole.
@jamesshearer9705
@jamesshearer9705 10 жыл бұрын
he didn't actually say that about Fifa directly.
@Japaneseanimeguy
@Japaneseanimeguy 10 жыл бұрын
James Shearer He was talking about such games in general and his inability to get around to actually talking about this particular game shows what he thinks. He just says it's ok cause as a reviewer he does kind of need to mention the game he was supposed to be reviewing and let people know if he thinks it's any good.
@rtyrtyrty123123123
@rtyrtyrty123123123 10 жыл бұрын
***** Honestly the reasoning for the 10 ft pole was referring to the fact that Yahtzee can't play them very well which wouldn't lead to a good review. Not really the same as mentioning if the games are good in general, then again I'm probably reading too much into it. This is Yahtzee after all.
@DILFDylF
@DILFDylF 10 жыл бұрын
You're all reading too much into it, he never intended to review it, this was an extended joke.
@UlithiumDragon
@UlithiumDragon 8 жыл бұрын
1:25 I always break out laughing when I see that graphic with the prince from the Little Mermaid's plastic doll head cutting throats. It just looks so bizarre and out of place especially with his blank eyed emotionally look of mild surprise (but then that was the point of the analogy he was trying to make, so "gold star"). XD
@voicedhyperion1011
@voicedhyperion1011 9 жыл бұрын
your incredibly detailed, and descriptive review perfectly listed everything the game has to offer
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@agiar2000
@agiar2000 8 жыл бұрын
All I know about FIFA 13 I learned from watching this video.
@mekassah5288
@mekassah5288 3 жыл бұрын
believe me That's all you need to know.
@iFACEPLANTalot1
@iFACEPLANTalot1 11 жыл бұрын
the best zero punctuation video
@DILFDylF
@DILFDylF 10 жыл бұрын
Mailbag Showdown, by far.
@dstarr3
@dstarr3 9 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite ZP by a wide margin.
@theSparkyDub
@theSparkyDub 11 жыл бұрын
Tokyo Jungle actually looks goo- wait... this is about Fifa 14 >.>
@disgustingweeabootrash1542
@disgustingweeabootrash1542 10 жыл бұрын
*Fifa 13...
@grindorblackout1986
@grindorblackout1986 10 жыл бұрын
Tokyo Jungle is good, but I warn you...it is a hard game. You`ll want to dedicate a lot of time to getting good at it
@Wintersmith12
@Wintersmith12 5 жыл бұрын
Every few years I forget the contents of this video and think "Wait, he actually reviewed a soccer game?"
@jupitersgodzilla7114
@jupitersgodzilla7114 7 жыл бұрын
*Similarly Sports Review:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGHPiKiAmsaGrJY Related: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n16zdWqchM2qh5I, kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKHbZIZ6qNOZj7s
@pauljohnston7983
@pauljohnston7983 8 жыл бұрын
best and most concise game review ever! 5/5
@HylianMadness
@HylianMadness 10 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of Yahtzee's best reviews, actually. Because what can you say about bloody FIFA? It's another soulless, corporate cash in, shit out by the most money grubbing game company in the world, to make a quick buck from gullible, stupid sports fans.
@seanoc4650
@seanoc4650 8 жыл бұрын
With a twist he said, it'll be FIFA he said
@mummycanwatch
@mummycanwatch 9 жыл бұрын
exactly what i hoped for when i saw a *Fifa* review by Yathzee. amazing!
@nicolasselendy5877
@nicolasselendy5877 9 жыл бұрын
"[...]feels like assaulting a bouncy-castle with the back of a spoon." remains my favorit simile used on Zero Punctuation. xD
@Gingeneer95
@Gingeneer95 6 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best video I've ever watched 😂
@haloisepie
@haloisepie 11 жыл бұрын
The only football game I ever played was fifa 2005 because I could replay stuff in slow motion and slide around the pitch like an idiot. Also football sucks
@DILFDylF
@DILFDylF 10 жыл бұрын
The only American Football game I ever liked was one for the PS1 in which you could tackle about once a second and I just spent the entire match rapidly tackling my dad's players for no reason.
@malevolution7041
@malevolution7041 10 жыл бұрын
That sounds a lot like me. Have a certain time to do something, only to get distracted, and end up having something half-arsed at the end. Nice job, Yahtzee, for getting personal with me.
@KanonHara
@KanonHara 10 жыл бұрын
Fifa, the most boring game in the universe. Amazing how he kept this video interesting.
@guillemmoreno5522
@guillemmoreno5522 9 жыл бұрын
Pretty much each and every sports game is a boring "game". And I put "game" between commas because to me this kind of "games" aren't games but simulators.
@underserf
@underserf 9 жыл бұрын
Guillem Moreno If you put it between quotes, we wouldn't have to pause twice :)
@guillemmoreno5522
@guillemmoreno5522 9 жыл бұрын
underserf Quotes can be called commas (inverted commas, but still). I suppose that's what you meant by that.
@guillemmoreno5522
@guillemmoreno5522 9 жыл бұрын
***** First of all, I'm talking about sports games, which I consider to be simulators, not games. Secondly, I'm not saying they're fake (they are though, that's why they're called simulators), I was implying I don't find them fun becuase they're boring.
@guillemmoreno5522
@guillemmoreno5522 9 жыл бұрын
***** I think you're not getting me. I'm not saying simulation games aren't games, I'm saying I classify sports games as simulators as well, since that's what they are. Putting the word "game" between quotes was to imply that I relate the word "game" with fun, therefore I meant that simulators aren't fun to me.
@Fullmetal21000
@Fullmetal21000 11 жыл бұрын
He actually managed to do it in 8 seconds... Nice. Yahtzee, you're my hero. XD
@1money11
@1money11 8 жыл бұрын
Review FIFA 14!!!
@1money11
@1money11 8 жыл бұрын
***** i didnt know that, but my previous comment is a joke
@genericstickman5967
@genericstickman5967 8 жыл бұрын
Now 17
@psdnmstr4609
@psdnmstr4609 8 жыл бұрын
Magic maker is a game on steam reminiscent of the magika games as they both involve combining elements to cast magic
@aidanivesdavis
@aidanivesdavis 12 жыл бұрын
That was the greatest 8 second review I've ever seen.
@TakoyaKyono
@TakoyaKyono 10 жыл бұрын
"I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!"
@thehavenpress
@thehavenpress 8 жыл бұрын
still the best review he's ever done...oddly enough...the best review of a FIFA game I've ever encountered as well
@TheRunningRoman
@TheRunningRoman 10 жыл бұрын
I've never wanted to play a sports game because you inevitably like it and want a sequel and you end up buying some spreadsheet shit like football manager that somehow sells more than the world has population.
@VanguardFencer
@VanguardFencer 11 жыл бұрын
In Mark of the Ninja, I think the bonus score for 0 kills is absolutely optional in case you want to try the stealth suit that comes with no sword and do a no kill run.
@HereticDuo
@HereticDuo 10 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait you mean FIFA is now a full game? Great! I thought it was just a DLC that was released each year by satin himself.
@TooMuchSascha
@TooMuchSascha 11 жыл бұрын
*Voice of Heath ledger's Joker* "It's not about sophistication...it's about sending a message..."
@ItsRetroblaster
@ItsRetroblaster 10 жыл бұрын
You Know what i love you Yahtzee honstley i do beacause it remineds me (Sorry spelling) im not the only one who thinks straight
@Tahames
@Tahames 10 жыл бұрын
best review ever. I wish they would put the last 7 seconds on every fifa game going forward, or for that matter every game going forward.
@dowom1452
@dowom1452 5 жыл бұрын
He dodged reviewing the game just like i dodge revising for exams
@FulcanMal
@FulcanMal 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched so many of these in the past few weeks now, and I've enjoyed them all, but none of them got me busting out laughing like I did when he began "Tokyo jungle..."
@The2econd3vil3xes
@The2econd3vil3xes 6 жыл бұрын
But on the subject of sex crimes, let's get back to professional football. *SAVAGE*
@DoratTheKiller
@DoratTheKiller 5 жыл бұрын
Also, I didn't know it beforehand but this Anna review is exactly what I needed
@gamesfrombefore6459
@gamesfrombefore6459 7 жыл бұрын
In fairness there's a lot to be said for fifa as far as sports games go (not that I play religiously). Yahtzee's avoidance made me laugh though
@untitled0123
@untitled0123 8 жыл бұрын
What i personally love about the fifa franchise and what keeps me coming back is the amazing variation and innovation with each new game. Its amazing to see how different of a game fifa 13 is compared to fifa 14. Truly something more game franchises should aim for
@NintendanGX
@NintendanGX 11 жыл бұрын
Football sucks. There, I said it.
@TerrmediaReturns
@TerrmediaReturns 11 жыл бұрын
amen!
@TerrmediaReturns
@TerrmediaReturns 11 жыл бұрын
***** however it does kinda suck
@KieferDiego
@KieferDiego 11 жыл бұрын
If futbol sucks then baseball blows.
@TerrmediaReturns
@TerrmediaReturns 11 жыл бұрын
Diego Kiefer becaussseee??
@KieferDiego
@KieferDiego 11 жыл бұрын
TerrmediaReturns Because? If you expect an explanation the least you can do is state yours first to begin with.
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 9 жыл бұрын
The only sports game I ever got into was Blitz: The League, on the sole basis of being able to severely injure people and seeing exactly what I damaged in a slow motion X-ray style like it's Mortal Kombat. Though now that I think about it Blitz did X-Ray attacks first.
@ECL28E
@ECL28E 11 жыл бұрын
Here's my review for FIFA 13. It's soccer. No more different from the other soccer games except prettier graphics. BOOM! done.
@ILCOVERU
@ILCOVERU 11 жыл бұрын
It's football, bro.
@ECL28E
@ECL28E 11 жыл бұрын
Not here in 'Murica! PS. I know
@Fsdude123
@Fsdude123 10 жыл бұрын
ILCOVERU It's the same thing, bro.
@Ickdaogda
@Ickdaogda 6 жыл бұрын
It called football, americans play watered down rugby
@Daelyas
@Daelyas 6 жыл бұрын
for a nation proud of its tough guy image... they sure like padding themselves to the extreme just to play some rugby...
@reoden7546
@reoden7546 3 жыл бұрын
Those high scores were hilarious, getting beat out by a 3 yr old and Stevie Wonder. lmao
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 9 жыл бұрын
the last FIFA i played was 98. has anything really changed since then? i mean, it's still the same sport with the same rules, how much different can new FIFAs be? reviewing each single one really does seem pointless.
@Mark-xh8md
@Mark-xh8md 6 жыл бұрын
guguigugu - Graphics, engine, new features, etc. I'm by no means a FIFA fanboy, but thinking there's no real difference between a game that came out 20 years ago vs one that comes out today is beyond stupid
@MandleRoss
@MandleRoss 4 жыл бұрын
Best soccer game review ever! I've always thought that the only fun to be had in soccer is getting pissed with your friends and talking about other stuff while pretending to watch it and then cheering or booing whenever a goal actually happens. So, having to actually play the game while either sober, or so drunk you realize halfway through you are holding the controller from a different, currently switched off, console upside-down, kind of defeats the point.
@REDACTED_Wolf
@REDACTED_Wolf 8 жыл бұрын
Heres the thing about sports games. They are made for people who are fans of said sport and have already bought, played and splurged over and any attempt at reviewing is a waste of breath because like i said. The only people who would care already bought it and the majority who dont get on with their lives without a single thought for them. Great video btw lol
@dropbear2616
@dropbear2616 5 жыл бұрын
Man im surprised he didnt give fifa 13 game of the year in his top and bottom 5, this was his most positive review yet
@rane932
@rane932 8 жыл бұрын
y'know technically he said it was a good game.
@arrownoir
@arrownoir 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck finding these reviews in the future.
@randomness4272
@randomness4272 11 жыл бұрын
I can see how Yahtzee couldn't find anything interesting to pull out from FIFA 13. If his analysis of the game was as in-depth as could possibly be it would be more or less 15 to 20 seconds tops.
@maciekx10
@maciekx10 11 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think that just saing its a football game is alredy an in-depth analysis for any FIFA game
@kraxosOBK
@kraxosOBK 4 жыл бұрын
4 games in 5 minutes, the absolute legend
@Gboy86ify
@Gboy86ify 7 жыл бұрын
So is that a positive review for FIFA or?
@anomaly7853
@anomaly7853 3 жыл бұрын
"Fifa 13? How the hell's he going to say anything interesting about that?", the creature asks in confusion, drawing the mouse cursor ever nearer to the video's thumbnail.
@rhysgerbiltron4041
@rhysgerbiltron4041 9 жыл бұрын
Fifa 13 received less criticism than portal or the last of us. Just think about that.
@Askorti
@Askorti 9 жыл бұрын
Because nobody gave enough sh*t to actually criticize it? ;p
@catiseith
@catiseith 9 жыл бұрын
Rhys Gerbiltron That says a lot about the standards in sports games, doesn't it?
@dickzabreesky7435
@dickzabreesky7435 9 жыл бұрын
Rhys Gerbiltron no, I refuse to spend that many fucks on that game.
@dickzabreesky7435
@dickzabreesky7435 9 жыл бұрын
Derp Herp the only point he had was that it was too short.
@tonycampbell1424
@tonycampbell1424 6 жыл бұрын
Argeine Thriton Actually, he didn't say it was too short. He said Portal was short, but that the brevity was a positive attribute, "a good length."
@Dolbsha
@Dolbsha 11 жыл бұрын
Since this video Anna has changes quite a bit actually, the door puzzle is actually a logic one where you have to find gar pieces to fix a mechanism that unlocks the door. it is quite interesting now.
@tronovonflidder775
@tronovonflidder775 9 жыл бұрын
It amazes me to see so many people who dislike something yet that something is like one of the most popular things on deh planet. FIFA, Call Of Duty, Twilight, Justin Bieber, etc.
@Lightwaverable
@Lightwaverable 9 жыл бұрын
Trollovon Flidder People dislike alot of things, but openly hate it more when many others like it.
@harleydirk6586
@harleydirk6586 9 жыл бұрын
The more attention something draws to itself, the more likely it will be scrutinised.
@brodenbates8544
@brodenbates8544 9 жыл бұрын
Trollovon Flidder If you were a true COD fan you would call it Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare, not COD Modern Warfare 1
@tronovonflidder775
@tronovonflidder775 9 жыл бұрын
I'm not. I was there in the beginning and I loved the campaign, but I was never that into the multiplayer. As soon as the stories were being taken less seriously, I bailed.
@joesatmoes
@joesatmoes 9 жыл бұрын
Fifa cuz it's the EXACT same thing every game and you might as well play the sport. COD because they are mostly generic linear brown-and-gray anti-Arab military FPS games whose popularity spawned many copies, Twilight cuz the characters and story are shit and the movies are awful, and JB cuz his music was not that good but he has gained an incredibly large amount of fans (mostly young teen girls, even though he is not that attractive)... Really, the whole problem is that there are many things that are much better that deserve that popularity much more.
@lolcopter1911
@lolcopter1911 11 жыл бұрын
I can name various methods of doing so, including but not limited to: Shotgun, Desert Eagle, Rocket Launcher, Nuke, Killing Gloves of Boxing, Holiday Punch, Widowmaker, MPFB Devastator, Huo-Long Heater, Barbera Streisand etc.
@bevvox
@bevvox 9 жыл бұрын
...on the subject of sex crimes, let's get back to professional football
@soniclovesamygirl
@soniclovesamygirl 9 жыл бұрын
Alex Z Funny how I saw your comment when I was in the middle of Claptrap's Birthday Bash in BL2.
@soniclovesamygirl
@soniclovesamygirl 9 жыл бұрын
chris succee Alex Z's profile picture is CLAPTRAP you fucking tosser
@HeronSight
@HeronSight 11 жыл бұрын
wow theres so much variety in fifa! yahtzee should review sports games every week!
@RecklesslyPessimistic
@RecklesslyPessimistic 10 жыл бұрын
So Yahtzee thinks Fifa 13 is good? Better go pick it up then.
@TheKoolkid26
@TheKoolkid26 11 жыл бұрын
soccer/football is the most popular game in the world, so fifa games will never die plus playing fifa with mates is the fucking sweetest thing ever so violent so quickly
@bear_ontheroof
@bear_ontheroof 9 жыл бұрын
I don't understand sports games, you can play the actual sport in real life. Whereas we can't exactly go to the nearest mountain to slay our friendly neighbourhood dragon.
@catiseith
@catiseith 9 жыл бұрын
Björn du Toit I think it's in part because of playing by using players and teams from real life. Or creating your own player to compete against them.
@hobbermallow5764
@hobbermallow5764 9 жыл бұрын
Björn du Toit At least in sports games you don't have to deal with the fucking idiot fans. It'd be funny to see a riot game mode where rangers fans and Celtic fans battle it out
@johncameron1935
@johncameron1935 7 жыл бұрын
well you could, but murdering furries is illegal.
@shawn576
@shawn576 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe you can play sports in real life. I can't even see my penis.
@supersasukemaniac
@supersasukemaniac 6 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can due to Medical issues. I can't do ANY contact sports anymoe due to medical issues.
@unorthodoxJ
@unorthodoxJ 10 жыл бұрын
This was great, here's hoping he does a Fifa 14 review eventually
@DbonnRP
@DbonnRP 9 жыл бұрын
i thought this was fifa lol
@ItsAnGoose
@ItsAnGoose 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit these old ZP episodes are fucking hilarious!
@level58deathknight18
@level58deathknight18 10 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that even after playing this, he's still never played a "football" game. ;)
@PMSchut
@PMSchut 10 жыл бұрын
Then what is a 'football' game, then?
@level58deathknight18
@level58deathknight18 10 жыл бұрын
PMSchut Madden.
@PMSchut
@PMSchut 10 жыл бұрын
anonemuss93 Madden is a Football game, yes. But even if it is called Soccer in America, it still remains Football for the rest of the world.
@level58deathknight18
@level58deathknight18 10 жыл бұрын
PMSchut It was a joke, dumbass. The whole point was to make fun of people who call soccer football.
@cammce943
@cammce943 10 жыл бұрын
anonemuss93 welp you done fuck up
@lunavixen015
@lunavixen015 11 жыл бұрын
I do watch it on the escapist most of the time, but sometimes i get on a random video spree and end up rewatching episodes.
@rainshel22
@rainshel22 12 жыл бұрын
the superiority of your intelligence is unmatched good sir may fortune find you wherever you go you man in a shining helmet
@unknownrostam
@unknownrostam 10 жыл бұрын
Oh, finally, someone being nice to Anna! It was one of my favourite games that year and I still like it. Yeah, most of the puzzles were shit, but it had a really good story and looked pretty and I'm listening to the soundtrack right now.
@SlowDownWaitASecond
@SlowDownWaitASecond 11 жыл бұрын
FIRST....to know who hunter S thompson was which he was a great journalist who invented the style of gonzo and then was also really big on guns and acid and then was turned into a firework and had spirit in the sky played on his biography movie "Gonzo"
@Ilovevidgames123
@Ilovevidgames123 11 жыл бұрын
Yes. "More" is usually used with words of more than two syllables when used in the capacity that 100aegir used it in. But that's a rule of thumb; the purpose of the "er" suffix is to indicate comparison, as is that of the word "more". Using both in the same instance is redundant.
@CastledCard
@CastledCard 10 жыл бұрын
There are some episodes to where I have to recheck the title of the episode to make sure it says FIFA 13
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 11 жыл бұрын
Him talking about how convulted the logic puzzles were in Anna reminded me of his lets play of Curse Of Enchantia where the logic was also very odd.
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