Fifa is Corrupt! I'm Sorry Fred Armisen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 96

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Chrissy Chaos is joined by THE FLU!!! Sorry for the delay babes! We are LIVE from ‪@homelesspimp‬ apartment! Chris was the most sick he's ever been since he was a kid. Chris talks about Mono and Gout. Should Chris get a sleeve tattooed on him at this age? What is a FLU GAME CHAOS HOUSE LIKE?!?! The flu is dangerous! Fifa is BAD! WHAT IS GOING ON IN QATAR?!?! This World Cup is a nightmare. Chris breaks down the history of Fifa and their corruption. What is tax evasion?! Kanye SUCKS. Chris really wants long hair. The protests in China and Iran are Wild!!!! Tyler Adams the USA team captain gets GRILLED by the press in Qatar. Trump is dead. Why are we making serial killers look hot and cool!?!?!? The teens killed at the university of idaho is insane. Chris formerly apologizes to Fred Armisen LOL. We answer patreon questions!!!
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00:00 Flu S3X
2:04 Mono and Gout
3:52 Tit Tatt and Sleeve
5:32 Distefano Got Hit Flu!
7:45 Failing Religion
8:21 Super Steroids Flu
9:41 Ronald McDonald
11:04 FIFA World Cup Corrupt is so Complex
13:17 What is Wire-fraud?
14:17 Balenciaga Saga
14:53 Side Head Bush
17:30 Chrissy Bradly Cooper Hair
18:18 Not Contagious and Every Drug
18:56 Meme Gone Wrong
19:43 Dark Web .com
20:55 Chrissy Handwrites
22:10 Chaos
23:20 Homelesspimp Diet
24:35 FiFA Corrupt
29:00 Too Hot in Qatar
29:55 Chrissy Ads
32:01 What’s going on in Iran?!
36:21 Tyler Adams Responds to Iranian Journalist
39:07 Kendal Jenner will fix it with Pepsi
40:14 Trump Era is Over
41:17 Stand Up is meant to be watched Live
42:57 Squid Games - Never too Old
43:00 Nancy Pelosi is Out
43:50 can’t be glorifying serial killers babe
47:03 Christiano Nobody Care About
47:48 China Hides Protests
49:22 Costa Rica Seems like
50:50 I’m Sorry Fred Armisen
54:44 Took My Son to Hooters
56:00 Shut Up Chris, Love You
57:00 V in Art Basel
57:10 Gaslighting
57:18 Who Should Guest Host CHAOS?!
59:19 Newport Questions
1:02:00 Chrissy’s Spotify Unwrapped
1:06:02 Best of Patreon 2022
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[@YantisOm]

Chrissy, you're in the TOP 0.5% of listeners of the 1975. That means you listened more than almost everybody, ever. Good ep, buddy!

[@jafellme3024]

The Band CAMINO is the best!! listen to Night Traveler Chrissy there also a good band!!

[@badabing2302]

Hey pimp u gotta start Joplin Chris up with a cut when he’s in need. He’s a big enough celebrity u would be able to get a really good barber to come right to him no matter what city he’s in. Use the juice pimp !

[@ambergreen5841]

Hey V!! Where would I send a message that I want Chris/Pimp/You to get?! Email?! :) TIA

[@event__horizon]

Have Ye on

[@SND4389]

Jazz should do next weeks ep and air out all her Chris stories lol

[@lindsey1360]

This!!

[@sandramorgan3927]

YES!

[@stunksmahoney4606]

It’ll be an hour if her just listing his past whores that she’s since tracked down and “taken care of” lmao

[@Kas3-]

Please no

[@joeangiello9784]

!!!!!!

[@anthonydemarco5252]

Fred Armisen should host next week.

[@sdebiase8132]

That would be amazing 🙏🏼

[@larareismoreira8697]

I would love to see Yanni for a guest takeover!!!!!

[@ericlorance2089]

YYYUUUSSSAAA🔥🔥🔥

[@AlexDiaz-bs5jn]

With titi jerry sitting as co host and guest appearance from Maurica

[@BenBingohoha]

He’s not wellcomed hereea

[@steven_dillon]

So wasn't the consensus that Yanny was whack for getting all butt hurt at Chris? Like podcast come and go and turn into other things... History hyenas wasn't good....

[@tobydonald7302]

Yeeeep!!!!

[@jordanlamatrice1]

I’d love a Shane Gillis Chaos Episode🎉🎉

[@tonycarrasco5726]

Yannis pappas to guest host and get the boys back together!

[@gerardocaamanopagniez4110]

Matteo Lane for host to keep the fog alive

[@Justinsmithcomedy]

yes!

[@SB-io7le]

Just discovered him...obsessed

[@NoPreshNetwork]

THE CHAOS MY WEEK NEEDED BABE!

[@Ceroman26]

Where’s the hey babe ep this week 😢

[@elizabethmusa5185]

Chris not understanding what top 0.5% means is the best part

[@JerseyfreshXx]

Ian Findance is always my favorite guest, he looks like a middle school gym teacher

[@mariascomfortcucina5165]

Please have the Are you Garbage boys as guest hosts, they will do it right for sure .

[@biloduf8]

A thousand times this

[@GibboTheAnimal]

^

[@ncaban174]

I was just coming to say this

[@areixable]

Shoutout to the ayg fam. 🙌🏻

[@jordanwillett6680]

Hatchi Matchi!

[@jolenestiteler5215]

I was lost without Chrissy this week 😢 thank you for some friday chaos ❤️

[@austingarretson1714]

Guest host-> Andrew Santino for next week. Great ep this week, laughed the whole time!

[@haydenleonard6628]

Guest Host: Manager of the Bloom Cafe...take it up with him!

[@lencru4527]

Boost!

[@lochnessmonster9754]

fred armisen has made me gut laugh so many times i couldnt even count

[@jasminerivera470]

I LOVE SEEING PIMP DURING THE PODCAST TALKING!!!! PLZ DO THIS MORE ❤️❤️❤️🥺❤️🇵🇷🇵🇷

[@hannna_rose]

And put a mic on him plz

[@chefanie3171]

Whatever you do just don’t get Derosa 😂

[@mccartneysavage6778]

Get Dan Soder to guest-host with Titi Jerry and you'll have instant gold. Be sure to tell Titi about his piece beforehand.

[@lucasnaranjo8216]

So happy when I saw this dropped. Even a Chrissy Chaos podcast will make my whole week. Especially when it’s been long awaited. Puerto Rican for life

[@kayyczar6744]

Fred Armisen as guest host for Chrissy Chaos

[@chellie7887]

Don't be so hard on yourself Chris, you're doing great! 👍❤️

[@TONYBOLONEY]

GUEST HOST: IAN FIDANCE

[@samuelcornell]

"This was taped before Kanye on Alex Jones LOL" Hahahahahahahaha you guys are the best😂

[@siobhanlinden194]

GUEST HOST..FRED ARMISEN!!!

[@chrisdcomedy]

LOL

[@rickeyuson2731]

As always. Amazing and funny podcast

[@thatguy7961]

TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT FRED. I HAVE LAUGHED TO TEARS CAUSE OF THAT MAN. Ok now you are apologizing. And he would love you btw.

[@StevenM801]

The guest for chaos should be mark and sam. lol those drunk bastards rock

[@simmsFitness]

pimp with the greatest quote of all time "discipline, but what're u gonna do we're all dying" 🤣🤟🤟

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

FULL CHAOS EPISODE IS FINALLY UP!!

[@juliopatino9527]

Chrissy fridays lol I can get used to it. Don’t even trip G 💯🔥

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Been waiting all week for this!! Chrissy gets sick more than anyone I know. Haha

[@RonCadillac]

Damn Chris, my self depricating thoughts sound exactly the same 😆😁

[@daxterrack]

Every week I learn something new from this show

[@mayamattison]

Joe DeRosa baby!!!! Bring on the chaos!

[@geoffreymehl8796]

The only choice

[@allpat]

Love Pimp’s approach: just talk out the beats and go film. Solid gold advice!

[@dot_t]

Love the Hennessy and polaroid camera Pimpy! LoL

[@Ace21ization]

The only person chaos enough to watch the show for a week is Ian Fi Guy. Have him do it on poppers

[@sunny_froyo]

What about all the other guest hosts?

[@Devilsweaknes666]

Shoutout side bush

[@Henncat69]

Chris on Fred Armisen = Chrissy Backtracks. 😂😂

[@wanderingmirecat4333]

Just bought a ticket to enjoy the chaos in New Orleans. Can’t wait for January!!

[@sdemon5567]

Been missing Sally babe so much didn't think I could make it without you too Glad you guys are getting better 😍

[@maccalhoun4764]

Feel better Chris, we can’t wait to see you in Charleston!!

[@Mr.McCarthyism]

Q&A why don’t podcast have a donation ticker at the bottom of the screen with Venmo PayPal Apple Pay whatever Pay, all of them? Totally fair Shout out “Billi Club” …..is it weird to have absolutely zero doubt?

[@ohoward512]

The handicap placard on Curb Your Enthusiasm 😂

[@Bigdog5400]

2 Things Chrissy: 1) Stair stepper is the best thing you could do for cardio, source, I'm a bodybuilder 2) Chrissy Chaos needs to come to Pittsburgh

[@ChazzPalminteriShow]

Looking good Distefano!

[@sydneycorra7528]

Can’t lie, this pimpy apartment setting is cute cute cute for the poddy woddy

[@ryanaspenson8913]

Ask Fred Armisen to guest host!

[@homelesspimp]

This ep was a banger!

[@alexmzadeh]

I like it later in the week, Friday is a particularly light release day- only Dr. Drew to look forward too.

[@jemiiam]

Don't make a podcast and explain you making excuse to cancel your hair cut, just give me a call and tell me the truth and it's all good. We don't want families getting the flu -Jeremy, cartel hair studio You the man chrissy

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

The reason they casted him in Addam’s Family is because that’s what he originally looks like in the books.

[@StevenM801]

I LIVE FOR THIS CHAOS BABY!!! hahaha great episode dudes

[@heatherjamison8464]

The casting of uncle fester pissed me off too. I'm with you chrissy!

[@diewithavengeance]

We don't need a guest host. Take the time you need

[@capnmatt3230]

Invite the Bonfire boys over for Mo Deen bruv he will knock bof of them out

[@ykita151290]

Chriiiiis you gotta come to Costa Rica, you'll be fine 🤣🤣🤣

[@III-vg4dp]

Hahaha, I've been battling side bush while trying to grow out my hair as well, it's impossible to ignore. Armisen's special was based around drums, not guitar.

[@Ohchalkinkoh]

If by a miracle you could get Colin Quinn to host with Titi Jerry and they could talk about life in NYC in the 70s

[@Mylesfinch]

TITI JERRY & MIKE CANNON AS GUEST HOSTS. ALSO WE FORGIVE YOU CHRIS.

[@clarencethomas01]

15:00 Chris is getting his defense ready 😂

[@benjaminholman8416]

Fred armisen's dummers only special was pretty great.

[@unitednihilists]

Here's me fast forwarding through the entire pod looking for the Fred interview only to find out Chrissy just slags him for 2 minutes.

[@_m_m4]

I saw Sal on the game show network this weekend, playing the pyramid game… 😂

[@MoyesinDahoud]

Shout out to Chrissy continents, only one addressing the World Cup with a take worth listening too

[@trevorwooten2910]

1:04:00 NO CHRIS! THIS MEANS YOU'RE A SUPER FAN! The percentage means you listen to them more than 99.5% of their fans!!

[@jab4188]

Luis Guzman is perfect casting. He looks like the original Gomez from the comic strips

[@jakesmall3454]

AYG guest hosts!!!!!

[@samanthagalichia3436]

Let Bein’ Ian with Jordan do a takeover!!! I’d love to see Ian and Jordan take the chaos reigns for a week.

[@samuelcornell]

It'd be great to have a Stavros Chaos Ep!

[@Beechwood.Barber]

YASSSS thank you Chris & Pimp & Vinny & Jazz 🙏🙏

[@saucysedanetwork]

Are you Garbage boyssss for the guest hosttttt 🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥

[@seeke313]

The Greek lord, YANNIS PAPPAS as host!

[@Xicano414]

Chrissy "Torching Bridges"! Lol

[@josef2012]

From World to Diva,Chrissy Cups has you covered.

[@onemwanw0lfpack]

guest host should be Ian Fiandance! No one more chaotic than him!

[@thebeardedjuan5484]

We should bring 6 comedians on at the same time and get them all drunk

[@gregmoon4470]

Just Chrissy D/Homeless Pimp episodes are the best!

[@hypnosis4207]

✂️✂️✂️ Stevie Weebee got a Tattoo on Scissor Bros

[@jorony]

Yannis Should be the next guest host 😂

[@bennyburbs3462]

Lmao Fred for guest host!!

[@raybellows9851]

Should've named this Chrissy shits on C list actors. Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@joegomez6840]

Ian fidance he would bring the most chaos! Have him bring Jordan too!

[@Osamaabbas03]

for the longest time i was second guessing growing my hair out but i guess me and chrissy will grow it out together 😫

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

My house had the RSV thing in October, then we all got the flu the week before thanksgiving. We have probably gone thru 72 boxes of tissues. Feel better soon!!! xoxo

[@zoso1up]

I got the flu back in Oct and it sucked,BTW DeRosa did taste buds even when his guest canceled he got mad props

[@jtwigster]

i'm waiting for the Chrissy Q-Tar merch

[@TheOffender000]

They don’t believe they’ll ever get caught!? They know they’ll get caught, and they don’t give a shit! Come on Chrisydknowsbetter

[@CallmeBigfat]

back with patreon names hell yeah so hyped

[@lochnessmonster9754]

gonna be half bobby lee and half chris rock after those sleeve tats

[@josephgoddard2239]

Miss the no presh babes. Thank God for mono chaos

[@Chicagofellow15]

These shows make my week better 👍 GO USA 🇺🇸

[@Emmae88]

Fred Armisen as guest! 🤭

[@b3achooo]

Yannis papas for guest host. Gas lit!!!

[@Kemosoggy]

I like salami

[@chrisdcomedy]

oh yeah babe?

[@Fabian080690]

Can't believe the Costa Rica alligator eating the boy made it to Chrissy Chaos. Don't worry I'll take care of Jazz, send her over

[@Mylesfinch]

Chris has the most Portland playlist ever.

[@ashtonh.3608]

Guest suggestion: Ian Finance

[@kathrynbirmingham806]

Please have Stav as a guest host!

[@EloyGabriel_]

First baby yassssss