Room 308 is a DISASTER! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 97

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[@Tacit_Tern]

The Chrissy Chaos Podcast is the only kind of CCP that won't stab America in the back.

[@lochnessmonster9754]

this podcast has went down hill

[@kylenicholopoulos1327]

@@lochnessmonster9754 if your world is upside-down then you're right. Its definitely going down hill right to the top. You ain't getting no better then Chrissy D and the crew. Step out your basement for 5 mins you troll

[@maccalhoun4764]

Thankyou for the show in Charleston, I know you’d kill here!!!!! Can’t wait for the next show!!

[@angieguzzovlogs]

pimp reading the ads KILLED me 😭🤣😩💀💅

[@simmsFitness]

love hearing pimpy and V dying at Chrissy 🤣🤙🤙 chris always on 🔥

[@peterdowner4315]

I love both their laughs. Pimp's is goofy and V's is kind of strong and hearty, like a good gutt laugh. Always makes me smile

[@simmsFitness]

@@peterdowner4315 V's laugh is DEFINITELY from the gut for sure 🤣🤟

[@jpierce2l33t]

Came to say the same! Lol love both of their laughs

[@NikkiNegs]

This is classic chaos! This is what I’ve been missing, the random podcasting area, a family story, a stupid ass, purchase, some tidbit from Vinny. This was a great episode, and what I’ve been missing 🎉

[@marvingamez9057]

I was saying the same thing listening at work today! I knew listening that I needed to watch the video.

[@JohnSmith-on2gs]

Homeless pimp reading ads 😂 I love this!!!!

[@luisalicea1701]

“Your just gonna feel me cause you didn’t see me but I saw you…” -Nightvision Chrissy

[@SoyElta]

I love Venatia's laugh, it makes me laugh with her every time.

[@robertdale8758]

Cool good thing we know that god people are selfish.

[@SoyElta]

@@robertdale8758 I feel like this is missing a comma or something, not sure what you mean.

[@laurenreed9538]

Trying to imagine Chris somehow aiming a gun with the night vision googles on.

[@chrisdcomedy]

😂😂😂

[@FreskoYo]

Somehow I Love Chrissy more and more every episode

[@mannymendez07]

I love Venetia’s laugh in the background lol

[@specialedclass2982]

Chris not knowing where the speaker is on his phone the entire podcast was the funniest bit of the whole thing

[@Philliefakeout]

Can confirm New Hope is the gay capital of Pennsylvania

[@samanthab1923]

Surprised Dillon didn’t tag along 🎄🚂

[@ac-nb4pn]

I absolutely love the background laughter- it makes me laugh to myself like a complete lunatic

[@lisakukla459]

​@lamashtu3449So is your face.

[@Imwithtiti]

I feel like the fact the owner of the home you are intruding is wearing night vision goggles is enough to make the intruder decide against breaking into this man’s home lmao 😂

[@willagonzales8]

We love Homeless Pimp ad read!

[@misun808]

Chrissy’s night vision goggles cracked me up! Hilarious! I can see Chris wearing them around spying on his neighbors in the dark, smiling. Haha!

[@homelesspimp]

Can't wait to force this kid drink a bottle of baileys on patreon

[@zoso1up]

Let's go!!!

[@natalias7396]

“lie to joe santiago” i’m fckn dead😭 poor joe

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Im glad rexmd is helping chris "grow his family." Beautiful

[@6woody559]

Chrissy benchpress

[@brooke2dashook]

Pimps ad reads 🔥😍👏

[@homelesspimp]

thanks babe!

[@samuelhathcock9409]

Anytime I'm having a bad day at work I put on Chaos to cheer me up. It gives me a good laugh that can carry me through the entire day🙏🏻

[@amandamarie740]

So…. All the intruder has to do is turn the lights on… and you’re toast Chrissy! Lol 😂

[@IceKoldKilla]

Watching this during pride month made it even better. For a second I had to check this was a new episode. 🤣 KZbin AI knew what to recommend. 😂

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

The night vision goggles wobbling around. I have the humor of a 4 year old. I was dying 😭

[@bruce5230]

“What’s for dinner” “You just ate” “…..I’m hungry” 😂😂😂😂

[@zoso1up]

Hi hungry I'm dad

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Sals a hostage?!? Let’s get a rag tag group of NY comics together and go get our boy!!!

[@kevinalfaro6104]

Evil Chrissy D goes to the food bank to eat all the food but within his fasting time😭😭😭😭

[@StevenM801]

V laughing at the night vision goggles had me dying

[@danieldedios623]

DILLION DANNIS????

[@greekapple1492]

Literally like the worst mma person to have on lol

[@bradycohen5021]

Dillon Danis bailed!? Shocker.

[@drygarbanzo]

Dillon Danis??? I hope he does not end up on the podcast…speaking as a big Chrissy D and MMA/BJJ fan

[@mattheil57]

@Mo Qureshi couldn't agree more. Dildo Dannis is a joke and Chrissy and the whole no presh network are better than that.

[@daniiii0825]

Chrissy night vision will bump into the intruder with those glasses on LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@leovirgocusp]

"Allllll millllionn meeeeeeeeallss..in my fasting window." 😂

[@crowevurt]

with that loud echo in the garage I can understand Chrissy's repeated nervous glances to his right

[@Lousasshoul]

Chrissy night visions had me 😂😂😂 him and jasmin fuckin hilarious

[@owentwidale98]

The night vision goggles and iodine tablets are the first signs of a psychotic break

[@tbsteez]

Holy shit I think we need pimp to read all the ads from here on out PIMPY YOU DA MAN 😎

[@fishlips8336]

Chrissy subjects his entire family to a wicked scary movie & continues to watch the entire film...have fun paying for all the therapy 🤣

[@ronburgundysmustache6717]

Hea a shit parent. He does it for material because he can't keep telling the 911 story anymore. Dudes a hack lmao

[@kdubz9276]

The beginning of this ep is FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!! 😂

[@homelesspimp]

so good!

[@kdubz9276]

@@homelesspimpPIMP!!!

[@huntercarranza8081]

Pimpy & Venatia are the best babes over at No Presh!

[@vrtac2011]

Chrissy doesn't give himself enough credit even with minimal boxing skills and training I honestly believe Chrissy beats the fuck outa Dillon Danis 🤣🤣🤣

[@finn4435]

How does chris see that movie poster and think its a happy film?😂 Does the smile not look sinister to him?

[@BEERBOMB113]

You know this man was trolling his girl lol

[@tanklin4015]

Now he's trying to get rid of pimpie , unbelievable SMFH🤣🤣

[@arianagonzalez6779]

I want to see Chris and Sal (if he’s ever coming back) try Pilk from the Lindsay Lohan Christmas Pepsi commercial

[@marvingamez9057]

Who?

[@03obietrice]

great pod ep here. thanks folks!

[@herbfst]

I love.near New Hope and I completely agree with all of Chris's complaints.

[@samanthab1923]

I hear you. Missed the parade Sunday night.

[@cormacbegley8227]

Smile was scary as fuck lmao what a wholesome Christmas movie for the fam!

[@gangstaflamingo]

2:11 that echo pimpy laugh is beautiful

[@420lito]

I’ve never fact checked Chrissy…. I finally did… HOLY SHIT! New Hope Christmas train was $465 + $30 photo! 😬😵‍💫🤣

[@samanthab1923]

It’s true. I don’t know how they stay in business. Just heard the 6 O’Clock go out. 🚂🎅

[@zoso1up]

Dude 30 plus they expect a tip

[@AndouilleSlim]

10:15 even pimp had nothing to say lmaooo

[@princessprivate]

put tape over that little red light and gettem babes!! love u chrissy great pod

[@tombenjamin3685]

If Chris’s kids dress up as Joe Derosa on Halloween next year I’ll buy a year on patroon!

[@tombenjamin3685]

Eff you, I’m not editing it

[@zoso1up]

@@tombenjamin3685 there halloween buckets need to be happy meals lmao

[@norielli12]

My daughter is 10 and the weekend before last she stayed the night with her cousins at my sisters. I picked her up and she was telling me about the weekend. Well, I found out she watched this absolutely not age appropriate movie and she told me how much she loved it. I don’t watch scary/horror movies but I somehow gave birth to a daughter that has the same taste in movies as Joe Derosa lol

[@samanthab1923]

When we were kids on our way to our grandparents house in East Hampton the LIE wasn’t finished yet so we had to take the Sunrise out to Montauk Hwy. That Big Duck always stunk when you would drive by.

[@IvorKC3]

I like the way V pronounces Manhattan as "Minhadden". Very cyuuute

[@norielli12]

I saw Sally babes at the Orlando Hard Rock Sunday! Great show!

[@mattheil57]

You tell him to get his ass home so we can have a hey babe with both the babes?

[@zoso1up]

RiP sal

[@Morettijw1]

Haha i would love to be in new hope and see chrissy D with his people

[@samanthab1923]

I feel bad, could have looked out my back window & seen them go by on the Choo Choo 🎅🚂

[@BrandonBrown-wl3xy]

Legit thought at 7:16 he was starting an ad read for fkn BAILEY'S hahahaha go back and listen it's hilarious 😂

[@JoeeMaMa8]

Smile was so scary but such a great story line

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

There's definitely gonna be a sequel.

[@AmoryCafe1]

Once he put those night vision goggles on I couldnt pay attention to anything else 😂😂😂

[@finn4435]

The Nightvision is killing me 😂 Chrissy Special Ops, not special needs, anymore

[@chellie7887]

Keep the hair Chris, looking good 👍

[@christophersmack6763]

Chris should grow a full mountain man grizzly beard Chrissy Frontiersman

[@kelseynewick6068]

Hey babe meets the basement yard is exactly what I never knew I needed in life 😃😃😃

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

So...Sal's lost in some upsidedown world called 'television'...? Poor devil. Cue 'Running up that Hill'. Help us Kate. You are our only hope!

[@finn4435]

This comment is so bizarre hahaha

[@shuvojulianroy4432]

@@finn4435 hdff do cc Fwfw fat

[@boikman]

I'm all about Pimp doin more ad reads, I been missin Sal on Hey Babe and Taste Buds but I'm stoked Pimp's gettin more involved, hes a funny dude!

[@eduardoanzureslima2205]

If you ever watch smile again, pay attention to Sosie Bacon’s ring finger. She plays Rose Cotter in Smile.The actress switch from engagement ring to wedding ring. I notice it when I watch the movie. Keep up the hard work Chirs. Appreciate the laughs and looking forward to seeing you again in Phoenix.

[@BACNandEGGS]

Chris is such a dad putting the mic up to the screen lmao

[@JoeeMaMa8]

This is Chrissy d and welcome to the chaos factory

[@jaymeramirez7435]

Chris. Send me the shipping cost. I’ll give you hundreds of dollars worth of LOL and OMG dolls and houses. 😂 We own all that shit. Daughters are over them now

[@samanthab1923]

You’re right. I wonder what my niece did with all her American Girl dolls. My mom & I went overboard. She’s the only girl cousin.

[@jaymeramirez7435]

@@samanthab1923 We have been to the local flea market over here and there is little shops selling those things for a couple bucks each!!!! I know cause my daughters would make me buy em. I could make a killing if I setup shop

[@samanthab1923]

@@jaymeramirez7435 Really? My mom just told me my niece moved across the river to her own place in Brooklyn. I doubt she took them 😆 hoping she gave them to her cousins kids on her moms side. Not a lot of room in NYC apts. 👋

[@functionalrodent3170]

Pimp I am begging you to run back the tape for Chris on the hey babe ep where he tried pork chops and goat cheese. He literally said the pork chop was one of the best things he'd ever eaten and it was just the goat cheese that made him almost puke.

[@DiabeticRage]

I will buy anything pimp reads an ad for

[@RG-tm7uq]

I cannot wait to be as hard as Chris Distefano

[@au3014]

Watching you made me feel all Christmassy and put me in a great mood. Love you man! 👊

[@stuarts2197]

This will be the best comedy show ahead of Tim D in 2023, love Chrissy chaos!!

[@faithlynn5386]

I love jasmines voice 💜

[@Xxballin17xX]

I was literally looking at night vision this week 🤣😂💀💀😂

[@TheOrdinaryPrudentPerson]

The fact that Chrissy really DOESNT have a gun but keeps saying he does is hilarious to me

[@Retarded_Cat]

I think he probably does tho

[@abramontheroad8282]

True cuck vibes

[@ejfernandez886]

Lol he definitely does

[@TheOrdinaryPrudentPerson]

@@ejfernandez886 Vinny was like "what gun Chris?" Then he was like "😠 the GUN we HAVE" to which she replied "oh yeah 😉 the gun we have" so I was like hmm 🤔

[@RG-tm7uq]

@@TheOrdinaryPrudentPersonGreat storytelling 👋

[@Justinsmithcomedy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH night vision chrissy rules

[@adamlangdon2245]

Irish cream is gooooood, pimp sounded surprised.😂

[@norlos2277]

My favorite thing is listening to the pods at work and then coming home to see what the babes are wearing. Lmao love you guys l!

[@rachs5360]

Only podcast I love with no guest . You Sir are a gem

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Lie to Joe Santagato but also ask him to bring his co-host Frankie

[@123imjordan]

The best part was pimp doing the add read

[@ecgolds]

Love chrissy & pimpy, also new hope and Lambertville are 💯💯💯

[@maddbadger]

Chrissy Ol’ Greg. As close as you can get to Bailey's without gettin’ your eyes wet

[@vheck56]

the night vision goggles look badass

[@jayjason2517]

Chrissy looks so funny with those night goggles on. 🤣

[@anthonymarion7223]

chrissy holding the mic to the bottom of his phone thinking we can hear fuckin kills me everytime

[@austinhise8386]

Did anyone catch pimp calling jaz babe or am i tripping? Lol “just cream babe”😂

[@taylorlavery2162]

I’m from down the street from Newhope!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@austezygotKUSH]

I fuckin love this pod 💀💀😂😂

[@TomfuckeryAfoot]

Me realizing if Chris said my name ever he would call me “Buhliee”

[@d3ad2r1ghts]

duck house is in riverhead

[@drgonzo1971]

Make Chris pour Bailey's on a cheesecake like in the KITH's sketch "Cathy, Kathy and Cheesecake"

[@samanthab1923]

Bailey’s? Thought he’s always worried about his weight?

[@JDSharar13]

Chris and Joe both getting cancelled on, on the same day 😂😂😂

[@Arockpromoter]

Chrissyyyy 💙💙💙

[@ryanmc8583]

I think we're all good on Danis

[@BrandonBrown-wl3xy]

Bailey's on ice. Lolz

[@drgreenthumber]

ive been playing cod using chrissys name... everyones so excited online lmao

[@zoso1up]

Lol I should make titi account and use sound bites for proximity chats lol

[@drgreenthumber]

@@zoso1up oh shuttt hahaahha

[@cindyo6298]

Lol, Delilah is brutal, "Am I supposed to be impressed?"