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@Tacit_Tern Жыл бұрын
The Chrissy Chaos Podcast is the only kind of CCP that won't stab America in the back.
@lochnessmonster9754 Жыл бұрын
this podcast has went down hill
@kylenicholopoulos1327 Жыл бұрын
@@lochnessmonster9754 if your world is upside-down then you're right. Its definitely going down hill right to the top. You ain't getting no better then Chrissy D and the crew. Step out your basement for 5 mins you troll
@maccalhoun4764 Жыл бұрын
Thankyou for the show in Charleston, I know you’d kill here!!!!! Can’t wait for the next show!!
@angieguzzovlogs Жыл бұрын
pimp reading the ads KILLED me 😭🤣😩💀💅
@simmsFitness Жыл бұрын
love hearing pimpy and V dying at Chrissy 🤣🤙🤙 chris always on 🔥
@peterdowner4315 Жыл бұрын
I love both their laughs. Pimp's is goofy and V's is kind of strong and hearty, like a good gutt laugh. Always makes me smile
@simmsFitness Жыл бұрын
@@peterdowner4315 V's laugh is DEFINITELY from the gut for sure 🤣🤟
@jpierce2l33t Жыл бұрын
Came to say the same! Lol love both of their laughs
@NikkiNegs Жыл бұрын
This is classic chaos! This is what I’ve been missing, the random podcasting area, a family story, a stupid ass, purchase, some tidbit from Vinny. This was a great episode, and what I’ve been missing 🎉
@marvingamez9057 Жыл бұрын
I was saying the same thing listening at work today! I knew listening that I needed to watch the video.
@JohnSmith-on2gs Жыл бұрын
Homeless pimp reading ads 😂 I love this!!!!
@luisalicea1701 Жыл бұрын
“Your just gonna feel me cause you didn’t see me but I saw you…” -Nightvision Chrissy
@SoyElta Жыл бұрын
I love Venatia's laugh, it makes me laugh with her every time.
@robertdale8758 Жыл бұрын
Cool good thing we know that god people are selfish.
@SoyElta Жыл бұрын
@@robertdale8758 I feel like this is missing a comma or something, not sure what you mean.
@laurenreed9538 Жыл бұрын
Trying to imagine Chris somehow aiming a gun with the night vision googles on.
@chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@FreskoYo Жыл бұрын
Somehow I Love Chrissy more and more every episode
@mannymendez07 Жыл бұрын
I love Venetia’s laugh in the background lol
@specialedclass2982 Жыл бұрын
Chris not knowing where the speaker is on his phone the entire podcast was the funniest bit of the whole thing
@Philliefakeout Жыл бұрын
Can confirm New Hope is the gay capital of Pennsylvania
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
Surprised Dillon didn’t tag along 🎄🚂
@ac-nb4pn Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the background laughter- it makes me laugh to myself like a complete lunatic
@lisakukla4599 ай бұрын
@lamashtu3449So is your face.
@Imwithtiti Жыл бұрын
I feel like the fact the owner of the home you are intruding is wearing night vision goggles is enough to make the intruder decide against breaking into this man’s home lmao 😂
@willagonzales8 Жыл бұрын
We love Homeless Pimp ad read!
@misun808 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy’s night vision goggles cracked me up! Hilarious! I can see Chris wearing them around spying on his neighbors in the dark, smiling. Haha!
@homelesspimp Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to force this kid drink a bottle of baileys on patreon
@zoso1up Жыл бұрын
Let's go!!!
@natalias7396 Жыл бұрын
“lie to joe santiago” i’m fckn dead😭 poor joe
@eliasplaysmusic Жыл бұрын
Im glad rexmd is helping chris "grow his family." Beautiful
@6woody559 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy benchpress
@brooke2dashook Жыл бұрын
Pimps ad reads 🔥😍👏
@homelesspimp Жыл бұрын
thanks babe!
@samuelhathcock9409 Жыл бұрын
Anytime I'm having a bad day at work I put on Chaos to cheer me up. It gives me a good laugh that can carry me through the entire day🙏🏻
@amandamarie740 Жыл бұрын
So…. All the intruder has to do is turn the lights on… and you’re toast Chrissy! Lol 😂
@IceKoldKilla3 ай бұрын
Watching this during pride month made it even better. For a second I had to check this was a new episode. 🤣 KZbin AI knew what to recommend. 😂
@stephaniehalloran4447 Жыл бұрын
The night vision goggles wobbling around. I have the humor of a 4 year old. I was dying 😭
@bruce5230 Жыл бұрын
“What’s for dinner” “You just ate” “…..I’m hungry” 😂😂😂😂
@zoso1up Жыл бұрын
Hi hungry I'm dad
@elizabethmahoney83 Жыл бұрын
Sals a hostage?!? Let’s get a rag tag group of NY comics together and go get our boy!!!
@kevinalfaro6104 Жыл бұрын
Evil Chrissy D goes to the food bank to eat all the food but within his fasting time😭😭😭😭
@StevenM801 Жыл бұрын
V laughing at the night vision goggles had me dying
@danieldedios623 Жыл бұрын
DILLION DANNIS????
@greekapple1492 Жыл бұрын
Literally like the worst mma person to have on lol
@bradycohen5021 Жыл бұрын
Dillon Danis bailed!? Shocker.
@drygarbanzo Жыл бұрын
Dillon Danis??? I hope he does not end up on the podcast…speaking as a big Chrissy D and MMA/BJJ fan
@mattheil57 Жыл бұрын
@Mo Qureshi couldn't agree more. Dildo Dannis is a joke and Chrissy and the whole no presh network are better than that.
@daniiii0825 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy night vision will bump into the intruder with those glasses on LMAO 😂😂😂😂
@leovirgocusp Жыл бұрын
"Allllll millllionn meeeeeeeeallss..in my fasting window." 😂
@crowevurt Жыл бұрын
with that loud echo in the garage I can understand Chrissy's repeated nervous glances to his right
@Lousasshoul Жыл бұрын
Chrissy night visions had me 😂😂😂 him and jasmin fuckin hilarious
@owentwidale98 Жыл бұрын
The night vision goggles and iodine tablets are the first signs of a psychotic break
@tbsteez Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I think we need pimp to read all the ads from here on out PIMPY YOU DA MAN 😎
@fishlips8336 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy subjects his entire family to a wicked scary movie & continues to watch the entire film...have fun paying for all the therapy 🤣
@ronburgundysmustache6717 Жыл бұрын
Hea a shit parent. He does it for material because he can't keep telling the 911 story anymore. Dudes a hack lmao
@kdubz9276 Жыл бұрын
The beginning of this ep is FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!! 😂
@homelesspimp Жыл бұрын
so good!
@kdubz9276 Жыл бұрын
@@homelesspimpPIMP!!!
@huntercarranza8081 Жыл бұрын
Pimpy & Venatia are the best babes over at No Presh!
@vrtac2011 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy doesn't give himself enough credit even with minimal boxing skills and training I honestly believe Chrissy beats the fuck outa Dillon Danis 🤣🤣🤣
@finn4435 Жыл бұрын
How does chris see that movie poster and think its a happy film?😂 Does the smile not look sinister to him?
@BEERBOMB113 Жыл бұрын
You know this man was trolling his girl lol
@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын
Now he's trying to get rid of pimpie , unbelievable SMFH🤣🤣
@arianagonzalez6779 Жыл бұрын
I want to see Chris and Sal (if he’s ever coming back) try Pilk from the Lindsay Lohan Christmas Pepsi commercial
@marvingamez9057 Жыл бұрын
Who?
@03obietrice Жыл бұрын
great pod ep here. thanks folks!
@herbfst Жыл бұрын
I love.near New Hope and I completely agree with all of Chris's complaints.
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
I hear you. Missed the parade Sunday night.
@cormacbegley8227 Жыл бұрын
Smile was scary as fuck lmao what a wholesome Christmas movie for the fam!
@gangstaflamingo Жыл бұрын
2:11 that echo pimpy laugh is beautiful
@420lito Жыл бұрын
I’ve never fact checked Chrissy…. I finally did… HOLY SHIT! New Hope Christmas train was $465 + $30 photo! 😬😵💫🤣
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
It’s true. I don’t know how they stay in business. Just heard the 6 O’Clock go out. 🚂🎅
@zoso1up Жыл бұрын
Dude 30 plus they expect a tip
@AndouilleSlim Жыл бұрын
10:15 even pimp had nothing to say lmaooo
@princessprivate Жыл бұрын
put tape over that little red light and gettem babes!! love u chrissy great pod
@tombenjamin3685 Жыл бұрын
If Chris’s kids dress up as Joe Derosa on Halloween next year I’ll buy a year on patroon!
@tombenjamin3685 Жыл бұрын
Eff you, I’m not editing it
@zoso1up Жыл бұрын
@@tombenjamin3685 there halloween buckets need to be happy meals lmao
@norielli12 Жыл бұрын
My daughter is 10 and the weekend before last she stayed the night with her cousins at my sisters. I picked her up and she was telling me about the weekend. Well, I found out she watched this absolutely not age appropriate movie and she told me how much she loved it. I don’t watch scary/horror movies but I somehow gave birth to a daughter that has the same taste in movies as Joe Derosa lol
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
When we were kids on our way to our grandparents house in East Hampton the LIE wasn’t finished yet so we had to take the Sunrise out to Montauk Hwy. That Big Duck always stunk when you would drive by.
@IvorKC3 Жыл бұрын
I like the way V pronounces Manhattan as "Minhadden". Very cyuuute
@norielli12 Жыл бұрын
I saw Sally babes at the Orlando Hard Rock Sunday! Great show!
@mattheil57 Жыл бұрын
You tell him to get his ass home so we can have a hey babe with both the babes?
@zoso1up Жыл бұрын
RiP sal
@Morettijw1 Жыл бұрын
Haha i would love to be in new hope and see chrissy D with his people
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad, could have looked out my back window & seen them go by on the Choo Choo 🎅🚂
@BrandonBrown-wl3xy Жыл бұрын
Legit thought at 7:16 he was starting an ad read for fkn BAILEY'S hahahaha go back and listen it's hilarious 😂
@JoeeMaMa8 Жыл бұрын
Smile was so scary but such a great story line
@thefrankiepalmeri Жыл бұрын
There's definitely gonna be a sequel.
@AmoryCafe1 Жыл бұрын
Once he put those night vision goggles on I couldnt pay attention to anything else 😂😂😂
@finn4435 Жыл бұрын
The Nightvision is killing me 😂 Chrissy Special Ops, not special needs, anymore
@chellie7887 Жыл бұрын
Keep the hair Chris, looking good 👍
@christophersmack6763 Жыл бұрын
Chris should grow a full mountain man grizzly beard Chrissy Frontiersman
@kelseynewick6068 Жыл бұрын
Hey babe meets the basement yard is exactly what I never knew I needed in life 😃😃😃
@snesleywipessqueegeeservices Жыл бұрын
So...Sal's lost in some upsidedown world called 'television'...? Poor devil. Cue 'Running up that Hill'. Help us Kate. You are our only hope!
@finn4435 Жыл бұрын
This comment is so bizarre hahaha
@shuvojulianroy4432 Жыл бұрын
@@finn4435 hdff do cc Fwfw fat
@boikman Жыл бұрын
I'm all about Pimp doin more ad reads, I been missin Sal on Hey Babe and Taste Buds but I'm stoked Pimp's gettin more involved, hes a funny dude!
@eduardoanzureslima2205 Жыл бұрын
If you ever watch smile again, pay attention to Sosie Bacon’s ring finger. She plays Rose Cotter in Smile.The actress switch from engagement ring to wedding ring. I notice it when I watch the movie. Keep up the hard work Chirs. Appreciate the laughs and looking forward to seeing you again in Phoenix.
@BACNandEGGS Жыл бұрын
Chris is such a dad putting the mic up to the screen lmao
@JoeeMaMa8 Жыл бұрын
This is Chrissy d and welcome to the chaos factory
@jaymeramirez7435 Жыл бұрын
Chris. Send me the shipping cost. I’ll give you hundreds of dollars worth of LOL and OMG dolls and houses. 😂 We own all that shit. Daughters are over them now
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
You’re right. I wonder what my niece did with all her American Girl dolls. My mom & I went overboard. She’s the only girl cousin.
@jaymeramirez7435 Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 We have been to the local flea market over here and there is little shops selling those things for a couple bucks each!!!! I know cause my daughters would make me buy em. I could make a killing if I setup shop
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
@@jaymeramirez7435 Really? My mom just told me my niece moved across the river to her own place in Brooklyn. I doubt she took them 😆 hoping she gave them to her cousins kids on her moms side. Not a lot of room in NYC apts. 👋
@functionalrodent3170 Жыл бұрын
Pimp I am begging you to run back the tape for Chris on the hey babe ep where he tried pork chops and goat cheese. He literally said the pork chop was one of the best things he'd ever eaten and it was just the goat cheese that made him almost puke.
@DiabeticRage Жыл бұрын
I will buy anything pimp reads an ad for
@RG-tm7uq Жыл бұрын
I cannot wait to be as hard as Chris Distefano
@au3014 Жыл бұрын
Watching you made me feel all Christmassy and put me in a great mood. Love you man! 👊
@stuarts2197 Жыл бұрын
This will be the best comedy show ahead of Tim D in 2023, love Chrissy chaos!!
@faithlynn5386 Жыл бұрын
I love jasmines voice 💜
@Xxballin17xX Жыл бұрын
I was literally looking at night vision this week 🤣😂💀💀😂
@TheOrdinaryPrudentPerson Жыл бұрын
The fact that Chrissy really DOESNT have a gun but keeps saying he does is hilarious to me
@Retarded_Cat Жыл бұрын
I think he probably does tho
@abramontheroad8282 Жыл бұрын
True cuck vibes
@ejfernandez886 Жыл бұрын
Lol he definitely does
@TheOrdinaryPrudentPerson Жыл бұрын
@@ejfernandez886 Vinny was like "what gun Chris?" Then he was like "😠 the GUN we HAVE" to which she replied "oh yeah 😉 the gun we have" so I was like hmm 🤔
@RG-tm7uq Жыл бұрын
@@TheOrdinaryPrudentPersonGreat storytelling 👋
@Justinsmithcomedy Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH night vision chrissy rules
@adamlangdon2245 Жыл бұрын
Irish cream is gooooood, pimp sounded surprised.😂
@norlos2277 Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is listening to the pods at work and then coming home to see what the babes are wearing. Lmao love you guys l!
@rachs5360 Жыл бұрын
Only podcast I love with no guest . You Sir are a gem
@TreversYouTubeChannel Жыл бұрын
Lie to Joe Santagato but also ask him to bring his co-host Frankie
@123imjordan Жыл бұрын
The best part was pimp doing the add read
@ecgolds Жыл бұрын
Love chrissy & pimpy, also new hope and Lambertville are 💯💯💯
@maddbadger Жыл бұрын
Chrissy Ol’ Greg. As close as you can get to Bailey's without gettin’ your eyes wet
@vheck56 Жыл бұрын
the night vision goggles look badass
@jayjason2517 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy looks so funny with those night goggles on. 🤣
@anthonymarion7223 Жыл бұрын
chrissy holding the mic to the bottom of his phone thinking we can hear fuckin kills me everytime
@austinhise8386 Жыл бұрын
Did anyone catch pimp calling jaz babe or am i tripping? Lol “just cream babe”😂
@taylorlavery2162 Жыл бұрын
I’m from down the street from Newhope!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@austezygotKUSH Жыл бұрын
I fuckin love this pod 💀💀😂😂
@TomfuckeryAfoot Жыл бұрын
Me realizing if Chris said my name ever he would call me “Buhliee”
@d3ad2r1ghts Жыл бұрын
duck house is in riverhead
@drgonzo1971 Жыл бұрын
Make Chris pour Bailey's on a cheesecake like in the KITH's sketch "Cathy, Kathy and Cheesecake"
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
Bailey’s? Thought he’s always worried about his weight?
@JDSharar13 Жыл бұрын
Chris and Joe both getting cancelled on, on the same day 😂😂😂
@Arockpromoter Жыл бұрын
Chrissyyyy 💙💙💙
@ryanmc8583 Жыл бұрын
I think we're all good on Danis
@BrandonBrown-wl3xy Жыл бұрын
Bailey's on ice. Lolz
@drgreenthumber Жыл бұрын
ive been playing cod using chrissys name... everyones so excited online lmao
@zoso1up Жыл бұрын
Lol I should make titi account and use sound bites for proximity chats lol
@drgreenthumber Жыл бұрын
@@zoso1up oh shuttt hahaahha
@cindyo6298 Жыл бұрын
Lol, Delilah is brutal, "Am I supposed to be impressed?"