Fifty Shades (of Grey) Generator (Adult Content)

[@LaughingUltros]

Oh my god... how did you read this with a straight face without bursting into treats every 5 seconds? You are a man of steel.

[@invictus127]

This has got the greatest metaphors I've ever heard. And the worst.

[@MONKEY_BEAM]

"trembling like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery" Fuck, my sides are gone.

[@peterkbaumgartner]

That was the hardest I've ever laughed/cried at a KZbin video. Holy shit

[@AMurpheus]

Hours of laughing at this video would leave anyone's day made, and I was no different!

[@goosemeh]

"...sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop."

[@BobbyBlack86]

I woke up this morning and looked on KZbin for any news vids. As I had a good hour to spare before getting ready to work I clicked on a vid called 50 shades generator, I watch in shock as some of the most depraved words revealed themselves before my eyes! A minute of this would leave any man worried like a school boy inside a church and I was not different, I really hope this is not the kind of filth my girlfriend liked reading.

[@WallStreetBeggar]

Now if only they made the generator read it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

[@PandaThePerson]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@Lexifer024]

omg same

[@heyjoeway]

This is art.

[@Trazynn]

This generator produces way better proze than any sentence in 50 shades.

[@thegameenforcer]

Oh god yes. This is the best thing to come out of Twilight. Ever.

[@Seano299]

"began shaking like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery" OMG LOL!!

[@Lumerlume11]

"sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop" lord

[@scoobydont]

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever heard

[@ToastedLeak]

i forgot why i subbed to you, then i watched this and now i remember. so much love, no homo.

[@r0kud]

"Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler..." Pure fucking gold there.

[@L0wD0wnPhX]

me and my friends really enjoyed this. Thanks for the inside jokes, Kelly :D

[@blueray222]

Any subscriber bearing witness to such hilarity would no doubt desire a second video of the aforementioned content, and I was no different.

[@Nodrog666]

Gypsy unlocked shipping container. That was priceless.

[@LeadMuffinGameing]

My face went from a small smile to a gaped mouth to a slight chuckle to near gag... and back to a small smile at the end.

[@corporatePaladin]

What are you talking about? This would be the world's best Mikespam. Hell I can't stop laughing right now XD

[@LAZY-RUBY]

This is the greatest website in the history of mankind.

[@tharper1993]

A video this funny would make any man laugh til he peed his pants, and I was no different!

[@McMuffinsing]

0:55 - 2:07 OH GOD I CANNOT BREATHE!!! LMFAO

[@Devinleds23]

Does any one know the song at the beginning and end

[@alphashitlord1446]

I fucking lost it at depravity cavity.

[@negativenancy6436]

what is the name of the start song??????

[@EcstarsBarrett]

i lost it at "crusty fuck trench"

[@White0523]

omg this totally made my day.. i gonna share this everywhere.

[@mmartinn94]

xD ''Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler''

[@ArdenDag]

... Began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop... Omg I need to use this one next time I leave the gym

[@TheTrueFool]

One of the funniest things I've ever heard... seen... read? I don't know, but it's awesome.

[@CatoTheMatteMatikker]

Is this actually from the book?

[@1professorMcG]

I was eating when I started watching this.

[@GaeporaRainbowsocks]

"....And I was no different!" Best part of the whole thing was how many times it said that.

[@momoandmiz]

I...don't think was in the book. Was it?

[@nameless888]

I'm laughing so hard my throat hurts. Thank you so much for this!

[@derpasourus]

Me: O.O my 9 year old brother (not noticing he was looking): this is AWSOME!

[@ReesPalko]

i lol'd so hard

[@xance1]

Oh my god, I think I'm dying from laughter.

[@zealtron]

I salute you, sir.

[@Struturinn]

Holy shit what. this was the best thing ever.

[@lastrachris]

Oh my. Have I gotten here early?

[@bluein_]

Did you notice she was no different?

[@cyanidesandwiches]

this could entertain anybody, and i was no different!

[@trago1337]

....My fucking sides....they hurt.....can't stop laughing.....

[@flower-el5qp]

I laughed so hard at this xD

[@vozza14]

i did not even want to finish that video

[@TheUnpoliticalParty]

fuck this is hilarious I can't quit laughing XDDD

[@ryuokami525]

...That was...fucking hilarious!

[@madness664]

OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF MY ABS HURT SO MUCH OH MY GOD

[@ineedcalculator]

...and I was no different! lol!

[@warped_rider]

"south end of a badger going north" I can't adequately express my reaction to this...hysterical is a severe understatement.

[@EoHendriks]

LOL i just fell off my chair ... thanks!

[@podcocota]

Listen to this makes any girl's earwax container looking like a gutter full of rat excrement, and I was no different!

[@misjif2341]

That's enough food for this month.

[@Vawk20]

She was certainly no different

[@MrFlyingAmoeba]

Well, I think this is enough KZbin for tonight.

[@zmbklr101]

Oh, God this was fucking hilarious.

[@XxMazAlmightyxX]

Oh my god I can't xD This is freaking hilarious

[@redcloudx4972]

Wow, I feel like I'm early to the party.

[@KamenShounen]

Lots of sea puns...they must like SEAMEN

[@franciscogarcia6317]

i.... i. died. dead. i dead.

[@NoThe0ne]

i cant deal with all these metaphors

[@raaceowens9151]

a butt nuggett xp

[@SuziRsPk]

HOLY FUCK, hahahah i'm dead.

[@DachshundofDoom]

I will now live in eternal terror of accidentally using one of these euphemisms. (by the way, is that book seriously written like that? Jesus Christ)

[@that44magnum]

that was hilarious and awesome!

[@MackIsAZombie]

disturbingly funny

[@Kommradable]

Mother of God

[@TheAmazingMrB]

Sounds like something Amir from college humor!

[@isuperlink]

This could different anybody, and I was no disturb.

[@IroneaterFinya]

Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man...

[@AlexLoco1101]

Not from the read book .-.

[@myvanwycalista3387]

Depravity Cavity ... I'm going to keep this one.

[@jaytee7804]

jesus christ- IM EATING

[@whatevsidc]

This would disturb about anyone, and I was no different.

[@sherlockmindtardis]

... Oh gods tell me this isn't what Fifty Shades of Grey is like.

[@KrimsinYT]

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

[@MaskedBlood]

Holy shit, thumbs up subbed.

[@Baukplaus]

I just..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :'D

[@demolisher7778]

Very....informative

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Never eating bacon again.

[@CptMarkka]

I feel really dirty to just listening to this...

[@YamPoop]

Wonder what that feels like.

[@SkyeEternal]

My fut has been wucked.

[@Jazmillenium]

I just read this comment and agree with everything... Sup.

[@omgumoronCOD]

how you can say this without laughing ... i have no idea..

[@gengarenjoyer]

I'm crying this is fucking ridiculous how did anyone come up with this oh my fucking god

[@Sarkavonsy]

MY SIDES OH GOD.

[@SuperPat219]

WhAT THE FUCK, hahaha!

[@Watcherblood]

Lol XD

[@K3ArtTime]

All my god this is not real dialogue is it please tell me this is not real dialogue from the book.... I WRITE BETTER SMUT FANFICS THAN ThiS HORSE SHIT OMG

[@Sexyforanerd22]

It isn't. But in the book there's crazy metaphorical sex scenes that are almost like this, but not as creepy.

[@VCXZ883]

Fifty Shades of Tourrette's.

[@Dandidodos]

hahahahahaha

[@thandraspan]

I can't. I just. Oh god.

[@brokenyard]

Love mayonnaise...

[@placid112233]

....and i was no different!

[@Chordiacal]

why