Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect

Prison Architect. The game where we find out how many people can fit in a single cell before I get thrown in there too.
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[@T0ASTIEST]

"Its not about the money batman, its about torturing the prisoners"

[@mono8918]

yes

[@hmm8454]

It's about the Mets

[@evanmurphy118]

Love the Mets baby

[@kamikaze4172]

Let's go Mets

[@themaskedmysadaean8885]

Not gonna lie, I wasn't ready for the Mets.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Considering how nearly every single criminal accountant had to pass accounting ethics, maybe barely passing isn't as damning as you'd expect...

[@mr.spleens7800]

On stream he's talked about how much he hated that class, it all makes sense

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Surely having an "accounting ethics" class is as pointless as having lawyers swear to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" or that bit of Police Academy where they make recruits pinky promise they won't gun down drug dealers and steal all their money 😂

[@josvoi2854]

It’s one of those classes where the right answer gets you a failing grade.

[@tonyravioli1982]

@@esmeecampbell7396 Only attorneys that represent clients have to tell the truth. The state can do whatever it wants.

[@Kma99107]

​@josvoi2854 do you mean the logical answer or the moral answer because the moral answer is the opposite of the logical and rational answer

[@lizardKingproductions902]

Knowing you could have become an accountant is almost as cursed as knowing that sseth has a medical degree

[@ZeroFormLak]

Truly a fucking time we live. Seriously how in gods name sre we supossed to pass this Dlc when the final bosses are this guys

[@nurpiet]

the fact that every other jew in his family has a doctors title while he "only" has a masters, thus makin him the black sheep of the fam, is even funnier

[@hateme5010]

I am pursuing a dual master's degree in Computer Science and English with special permission, and yet I still fear; nay, I quake at the thought of getting a doctorate. I understand Sseth's , uhh, misgivings about acquiring such a title

[@samfire3067]

Anyone knows what mando those?

[@pwrm8721]

@@hateme5010nerd

[@brenobassocenci6571]

To destroy crime, you must commit crimes as well. -Warden

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect

[@colehinson9306]

To destroy the crime you gotta be the crime

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same." "... Just kill two. I've killed like, a hundred. A lot less killers now."

[@TheCoolestEverI]

@@alexanderthegreat6682 L pfp

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

@@TheCoolestEverI if you wanna be edgy, take inspiration from the video, not politicians who can't pass 5th grade exams

[@mr.mclemon8605]

"Helping" "care" "human treatment" So many words, yet they all mean so little

[@M0N0-M0N0]

This is underrated

[@ZeroFormLak]

Unfortunate that we are going by the guideline of Geneva Suggestion as our main holy book

[@furnoprime9439]

⁠@@ZeroFormLak Geneva Checklist more like

[@esmeecampbell7396]

​@@ZeroFormLakThe Geneva Convention is more like...guidelines... You best start believing in war stories Miss Turner, you're in one!

[@LeroxYT]

@@ZeroFormLak more like geneva suggestions

[@samiamrg7]

I like how the workmen are just unstoppable gigachads that the prisoners don’t dare mess with. They are too scared of the guys who will will disassemble a bed right from under a person still in it or seal a man into a brick wall without flinching. Or even seal _themselves_ into a brick wall just for funsies.

[@JeanneHamada]

If someone's twisted idea of hubris is to seal themselves in a bricked room, you do not mess with them.

[@Steel799]

As someone who stayed at this prison, I can confidently say the yelp reviews don’t do it justice. 5 out of 5 stars, the expired MREs are to die for, the sleeping arrangement are, and the staff ar courteous and kind. Whoever created this wonderful prison is such a genius and will surely give me a reward for this wonderful review. P.S. Help Me

[@Dude-vq3oe]

The sleeping arrangements simply just are.

[@furnoprime9439]

@@Dude-vq3oe They be one of the sleeping arrangements of all time ya sees

[@wiiprocontroller6471]

Imagine walking into the holding cell with 100 other people, you can't wait to finally get a personal cell and you walk into a dorm with 200,000 beds

[@spikem5950]

Imagine that but as you show up someone is carrying a dead out through the lobby.

[@RinAldrin]

You walk into the dorm and the beds seem to stretch off into the horizon.

[@joksom4752]

Realizing that Kleaper could have been an accountant is equally horrifying and making me devilishly curious

[@MrSplicer3]

He still technically can

[@esmeecampbell7396]

I wonder if he does his own accounting for the channel or if he genuinely dislikes it enough to not want to save the money and just pays someone else to do it.

[@josvoi2854]

What are you talking about? He played this game exactly like an accountant.

[@Z4G.]

''I almost failed accounting ethics''. Why do i feel like that was not a joke at all, i love this guy man lol.

[@berkaltuglu8140]

"Privatising the prison system was not actually profitable but it was sure hell funny..." -Some black rock exectuvie of smh.

[@niceguyofgames9490]

Love how this prison has, essentially, turned into a few things: 1. One man’s VERY ECCENTRIC AND POINTLESSLY ELABORATE get rich quick scheme. 2. A prison where the staff essentially hold the owner hostage using the fact that without them it falls apart as leverage. 3. A satirical look into the flaws of the modern day prison system. 4. A prison that breeds nothing if not the HARDIEST and TOUGHEST criminal. If you can survive in this prison, there is nothing IN THE WORLD that can scare you or intimidate you.

[@psychoticfam7538]

You should play the “Escape Mode” next, you play as a prisoner and earn reputation by punching toilets and people!

[@uri3453]

kleaper i think that if you build a small 1x1 room in the entrance to the canteen and put it in only personel you would save a lot of money in bullets and all the internal organs of the organs recipients would be intacts making them easier to sell.

[@RnRWND73]

Hey, I've been going through a bit of a rough patch lately but I want to thank you for making me smile, I really needed it.

[@antikleaper]

Just avoid getting thrown to jail

[@cado9281]

​@@antikleaper no promises

[@walt33743]

@@antikleaper (Optional)

[@slywhemwick8071]

The fact you nearly didn’t pass accounting ethics… it makes sense

[@tashfeenj8259]

"people get reformed??" Well i wouldnt want to return there either.

[@thecreator3752]

Hey Guys I just got told I'm being transferred from my usual prison to a Prison ran by a Warden by the name 'Grim Kleaper' so I hope it all goes well! Wish me luck in my new prison, I heard it has really good reviews.

[@RustyWalker]

A fun thing to do with tunnelers is surround the prison in 2 C-shaped fences facing opposite directions, because tunnelers pop up when they think they're outside, but with this arrangement of fences - they're not! Then they get to play the fun game of sniper tower roulette.

[@DecidedlyNinja]

[builds hellish prison] [becomes inmate in his own hell prison along with everyone he's been tormenting] RIP Kleaper.

[@krabby4456]

love your videos, binged them all in a few days, keep up the quality work!

[@englishdragon4198]

The gigachad theme in the background when complaining about the CEO had me crying with laughter 😂

[@blacknyellow962]

Ah yes the CEO calling to inform you about prisoner reform programs... inside of a prison where people came in with minor offences and became murderers as a result of the ""bad conditions"".

[@fish2750]

Pov: Rimworld player plays Prison Architect

[@salvagedude625]

Apparently this channel is just what happens to someone when they go into accounting

[@flopus7]

A fellow accounting and flexible ethics enjoyer

[@donpollo3154]

Anti-Kleaper, when are you going to have a boxing match against that imposter The Grim Kleaper?

[@owensks]

I stayed in this prison from 22-23 and I can say that it definitely reformed me I was shanked at least 5 times in the showers, shoved off the toilets by the armed guard patrols almost every day other than that this prison changed me…. But not in a good way….. I have seen things. 5/5 on yelp

[@kaigeboyett8236]

no clue why the prisoners were complaining! Very nice place

[@TheCaptainSlappy]

His fatal flaw was not installing a tv in every cell with heavy parental controls. Even the capo system works pretty well when every prisoner has an impersonalized MTV & TMZ babysitter. Secondly, not installing industrial grade air conditioning for every cell that runs the temps down to about 55 degrees (which, let's face it, lots of people learned to trick out for prisoner metabolisms back in the day) is the reason for the riots. When you are edgeing hypothermia and going into a coma, you aren't rioting. When it's 110 degrees...someone is getting shanked for no reason in the chow line.

[@pot7981]

homeless person gets himself arrested to get a home, regrets it instantly

[@UnitSe7en]

Regarding contraband... If your fences and walls are not protected, people on the outside will throw items over the fence for prisoners. The prisoner will actually make a phone call to an accomplice and set it up beforehand. You need a double layer boundary to prevent this with enough space between the layers.

[@walnzell9328]

9:54 There's this neat life hack called CPR. It's like real life necromancy.

[@FartReverb_mp3]

Learning that kleaper almost failed ethics explains quite a lot of his videos

[@stevenescobar3247]

Love watching Anti-Kleaper continuously check off the list for Crimes against Humanity in every video. Just warms my heart.

[@whg_brianferguson]

‘The prisoners are complaining about safety, so they decided to riot and kill seven people.’ This should be my review of this game on steam ngl

[@SomeGuy-kn9yc]

I'm sure the psychology professors will love talking about this prison for years to come

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect

[@ratman505]

Yes, people get reformed in this thing. From humanoid to a stain on the concrete

[@bambusbjorn_2352]

god i love your vids so much, they always make my day! Keep on doing those nice vids pls

[@antikleaper]

Thanks, floppa

[@anzaca1]

27:43 Absolutely. Your prison is basically like being in hell. No one wants to go back there.

[@majorcornflakes4194]

Holy moly, the algorithm actually working and bringing me to a new creator that i actually like ? MUST BE A HALLUCINATION

[@NoName-xv5nn]

Normally when someone wins a battle royale, they’re freed. Here, the warden’s coin pouch gets heavier

[@XAORESS]

The word "unbalanced" was created for this game

[@Roamingfirebat]

This made my night thank you :D

[@ramsarconvention3380]

Man you do have a great sense of humor !!

[@CallMeFrosty1]

I absolutely love all your videos keep up the work

[@Catastrophe5155]

Just like fighting fire with fire. Fighting crime with crime

[@m.t.amassteamingarmy7710]

Guards be like to the new prisoners : This is the gulag, you fight to survive.

[@horriblebeing]

I love how the first seconds in, I see a toilet being surrounded by chairs. *Perfect*

[@vikingsundlof9040]

0:22 Key word being: Most

[@smiegto]

0% reoffending rate? noone has a chance to commit crimes again.

[@gideonventura1745]

Knowing that kleaper was an accounting major explains so much

[@RoyalFusilier]

Prison Architect has taken over my brain now, in 2024, so finding your video on it was my introduction to your channel and I very much enjoyed it.

[@yeet2803]

My man has now become my go to youtuber to watch

[@grey_apache]

Reminds me how much I love this game, and how sad it is what paradox did to it

[@grilledcheeseyay]

My largest prison had 60 prisoners with twice the guards. They were all divided nicely, and riots barely formed. You get the tazer upgrade, and the game gets sandbox mode

[@HiveEntity001]

I did not know that Prison Architect would be more like Cage Hell.

[@parthmishra5942]

Whoa, Kleaper dude is blowing up... keep at it, lad

[@matohunter3564]

This makes Arkham asylum look like a kindergarten

[@BaronVonMott]

"So the government basically paid us $2,000 to seal Barry inside a brick wall!" 😂👏

[@thesovietunion9542]

“hey! did you know you have rights? the constitution says!”

[@Merica115]

Classic prison moments indeed

[@paweysiak75]

you should start naming your pawns as your subscribers eh? (in rimworld and etc.) could be fun ,and i volunteer to be the first one!

[@antikleaper]

He actually does this on streams all the time www.twitch.tv/the_grim_kleaper --DeltaKaizen

[@fryedtoads3081]

This puts a smile on my face

[@Palnai]

23:52 Guard was "on break", from physical reality.

[@deeeeesp.]

Real prisons are mad like this. And omg put a dam light warning my eyes almost had a heart attack

[@Username-tl6wf]

I love your channel. Always showing me those cool thoughts we all had when gaming of "what if i was just literally the worst"

[@arcanistthesonofianite249]

I am so glad I found your alt man, your content brings me joy and laughter, never stop being you man

[@theroguenob]

I almost failed my ethics class for cyber security. I was told letting people have their privacy and violently punishing hacktivist was not a topic matching the theme of the classes final paper

[@ZeroFormLak]

Rip

[@TheNobleFive]

Violently punishing someone for a nonviolent crime as company policy is pretty unethical and probably illegal lol. That's what trials are for I think.

[@theroguenob]

@TheNobleFive you can have due process still with an extreme sentence. Leaking millions of peoples identity or using their private info for identity theft and ruin their lives seems like a pretty horrible thing to do. I've seen people get shot stabbed and blown up and they still bounce back. I have yet to see none out of the 3 people I know personally come back from identity theft, even for one which is almost a decade later

[@strigon012]

Prisoner: * Wants a parole. * Kleaper: Parole machine broke.

[@mueezadam8438]

5:11 - 5:14 I was not prepared for that 😭

[@takota6316]

I love how something that happened in the beginning led to a mass exodus

[@SSA-qb6pb]

1. Bulid helipads so prisoners can arrive fast 2. Accept few hundreds prisoners at DAWN 3. Don't uncuff them and they will all fade away from starvation in one day no criminal negligence🎉

[@evanmurphy118]

I guess it is a prison if they cant escape THEMSELVES.

[@aceking9410]

I have been introduced to what is known as "barely passing inspections" and "minimal requirement's by law"

[@hellsfireydeath]

epitome is ep-it-oh-mee

[@Skaven_enthusiast]

Your one of the best KZbinrs ever

[@McLolzable]

If this isnt a scalding critique of the American prison system, I don't know what is.

[@CosmicS5]

the best way to combat anything is with negligence

[@sedah4562]

Holy shit a 30 minute video from Anti-Kleaper thank god

[@RandooGaming]

-What did you do?!!! -Uh where is the hatvest organs button?? -ITS PRISON ARCHITECT NOT RIMWORLD -ohhhh

[@CRAGONS]

7:45 "Cave Johnson here"

[@them3ta975]

10:12 looks like a council meeting

[@kamikaze4172]

The Anti-Kleaper: committing as many crimes against Humanity as the regular Grim Kleaper

[@legalillegaldoc3427]

Dormitories won't give you extra cap past a certain point, alot of those beds were useless, which means you can write them off as losses on your tax return

[@axper4637]

this is fun, give us more

[@the_spicesea_admiral]

'Intresting option's' (50cal machine gun being loaded in background)

[@puppyqueen5688]

I love this documentary about the us prison system

[@Oroberus]

Oh dude you really missed an opportunity their The gouvernment mandates that you feed your prisoners? The gouvernment mandates that you provide a toilet for your prisoners? Plum your toilet directly into the meal dispensing unit STONKS!

[@spacedandy7555]

You, sir, are a genius and a scholar.

[@Oroberus]

@@spacedandy7555 Thank you very much for your kind words, dear Sir. Unfortunately, mankind is not yet at the point to recognize true genius when it shows itself.

[@rexalley8397]

Kleaper not passing accounting ethics is nog something i knew, but it is absolutely believable.

[@domschra]

The fucking party train out of the prison at the end 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Wallespider]

Something tells me that the only way prisoners are reformed in here is a Scared Straight kind of situation where they just reform instantly to get out of this prison lol

[@8itesize]

6:06 i am breaking your fingies

[@ForemostCrab7]

Arrested and sent to his own prison...welp, better call Saul.

[@hydronpowers9014]

This bro is recreating the El Salvador 40,000 capacity prison 😂😂

[@zachm9202]

Bloody Sunday in prison

[@Vindictator1972]

I don't know if the feature is still in the game, but once upon a time ago, you didn't need any guards except for contracts, because any guard that comes into the prison off the busses, and is left alone, will just, sit there, they wont have any mood changes (I mean, Mood wasn't really a thing back then) and they cant even get out of the handcuffs they came in on, I used to just get a heap of Prisoners just sitting out the front in dropoff while I built my prison to house them all and I would just have all the money because I wasn't wasting it on guards and they kept giving me more money.

[@zdice8846]

I feel like prison architect is a game that people here will enjoy

[@chaosinc.382]

Geez, and I thought Rim world had a morally dubious prisoner system. Then Kleaper decides to show me that prison barracks arent as barbaric as I previously believed.

[@ian9622]

I find it funny that he gives the prisoners in solitary confinement the cask of amontiado treatment