Man roasted an entire bloodline of elden gods....I agreed with every single word
@Bb-xq7gk5 ай бұрын
Nah Messmer for life 🧑🏻🦰🔥🐍
@CTHR3335 ай бұрын
The G.O wack asf fr
@elizohs5 ай бұрын
@@Bb-xq7gkMessmer was freelo
@peterk.21085 ай бұрын
I half expected him to say nigga at the end
@kingchillmonger63315 ай бұрын
😂
@againtavo44105 ай бұрын
“GET THIS RANDOM HAIR OUT OF MY EYE’’ 😂😂
@smokeandmirrors12805 ай бұрын
MAlenia made me shave my head would be a banger video name
@sosa85495 ай бұрын
bro has had enough of this shit 😭
@farhan705 ай бұрын
I haven’t watched the video yet but I’m assuming it’s his curly hair😭😭 and I don’t blame him the same shit happens to me when I was driving. It pissed me off like crazy
@thedeath45225 ай бұрын
I hate when that happens
@curtisgordon79235 ай бұрын
The ending rant about disrespecting Malenia was perfect
@TheRealProdigy5 ай бұрын
He’s such a keyboard warrior. It’s so funny. Out in a real world he gets destroyed. Lol
@DeprivedofZZZ5 ай бұрын
@@TheRealProdigyyou sound restarted.
@asmrdaze1195 ай бұрын
@@TheRealProdigy your videos cant even get over 30 views. shut your trap.
@Ahmeezy5 ай бұрын
@@TheRealProdigy Bro what, how is he a keyboard warrior when he's talking about literal fictional characters lmao
@tristantreadway32755 ай бұрын
@@TheRealProdigybros a little slow
@Gabimaru5135 ай бұрын
Messmer caught that stray at the end for no reason he don’t even know what’s going on😭
@peterk.21085 ай бұрын
lol Messmer’s like “why he say fuck me for”
@HerMi.T5 ай бұрын
Messmer is literally responsible for all of the pain in the shadow of erdtree. Also I am pretty sure miquella did meet him before going to the divine gate.
@LORDdrPepper5 ай бұрын
@@HerMi.Tyeah cause the hornsent are absolute demons
@LORDdrPepper5 ай бұрын
@@HerMi.Tyeah cause the hornsent are actual demons who had it coming
@Oknahidwin5 ай бұрын
@@HerMi.T mesmers a victim lmao if you read the lore. Same with malenia
@juanmaolivailustrador5 ай бұрын
From "do something, Mimic, for the love of fucking god!" to expertly (sometimes) reading and dodging Madame Butterfly's Smoothie Blender™. Keep it up, funny angry man!
@mashur48805 ай бұрын
that first attempt was completely solid, unfortunately for jev its a souls game
@Wild_B_Kelso5 ай бұрын
Jev coming in clutch late at night for us European guys
@YoS1eepy5 ай бұрын
Fr
@Mr.Ivedik5 ай бұрын
fr
@DFarrell-so7oi5 ай бұрын
Yessir 🇮🇪
@AlhassanAltaan5 ай бұрын
Middle Easterns 🤝
@Sticks6475 ай бұрын
6pm here
@YuriCripTic_475 ай бұрын
My man let it all out at the end LMFAO
@messick0o5 ай бұрын
The hair in the eye rage is classic Jev 😂
@xghostx97155 ай бұрын
A part of me wants Jev to go back to the haircut he had when he was living with his grandparents.
@KyleLeonhart5 ай бұрын
@@xghostx9715 wont suit him rn unless he shaves the beard off tbh
@jhamler15 ай бұрын
"Allright. What's going on guys? It's Jev. We're back here on some more Elden Ring..." These are the first words that greet me almost everyday after work. Well, after my beer can gives me a breathy Welcome Home "aaaahhh", that is.
@santosdelarosa28565 ай бұрын
same every morning when i get out from my night shift I slap on the vid while eating, peak entertainment
@bulletben56705 ай бұрын
5:04 nah that shit was cold af😂
@jaxlol5 ай бұрын
any boss move set: 🧍♂️ jev: -respect
@EIC22995 ай бұрын
9:28 Jev sounded like Riley from The Boondocks on his president speech 🤣
@erobertt35 ай бұрын
bro had an impeccable, calm, first run and then it all immediately fell apart 🤣
@totallyretrotech5 ай бұрын
Man almost got Malenia RL1 FIRST TRY. Absolute maniac
@LordyHordy5 ай бұрын
Well technically it ain’t first try since he did do a couple attempts
@kylebrunton53215 ай бұрын
Malenia, Blade of Miquellester
@aaronkitchen70625 ай бұрын
love Jev absolutely giving it the beans in the video, hes all online and offline gamers merged into one cosmic entity
@Jestikk5 ай бұрын
The descent into madness is always amusing to see
@julians76135 ай бұрын
“I don’t respect your moveset” at this point Jev has said that about every boss 😂😂
@blrk_5 ай бұрын
“I’m gettin off” 😂😂😂😂 probably for the best
@durk66815 ай бұрын
Love this series Jev it’s crazy how good you are at this game
@rackcitycaper5 ай бұрын
5:40 lmfaooooooo put it in the rage montage. hall of fame clip
@ikillzuepicly3165 ай бұрын
5:40 me with long hair trying to work on my car😂
@madbomber38405 ай бұрын
He just about 1st tried melania. Jev! Built different!!
@IsaacIsDead15 ай бұрын
The ending LMFAOOO
@ImSpexs5 ай бұрын
9:31 jev was spittin
@BaCMONO-yv1ez5 ай бұрын
Bro I been watching you since I was like 12 so goin on 8 years now. I love that you’ve always prioritized quality of content over all the hype, consumer mind bs. Keep grinding and stay healthy. I appreciate you bro
@tsushuii97605 ай бұрын
just wanna say that ive been watching jev since before middle school and now im 19 and genuinely this man has not changed. still the same funny awesome guy he's always been, i wish i could have a friend like him.
@luvexzo5 ай бұрын
5:40 having long hair will have you saying this every day and wanting to buzz it 24/7 but then you have a good hair day and it makes it all better
@Emma78465 ай бұрын
A video under 10 minutes? Shameful, I need my daily dose of Jev, and this ain’t a big enough of a dose. I’m malnourished, I’m addicted, I’m becoming desensitized
@bennettstegall28895 ай бұрын
I cant swim
@iceybundles5 ай бұрын
Jevcore
@iceybundles5 ай бұрын
Jevrot
@pricklycatsss5 ай бұрын
We have Jev at home
@peterk.21085 ай бұрын
@@iceybundlesjevro
@nomegalol8575 ай бұрын
never stop this series!!!
@MrJigglenaut5 ай бұрын
"Get this random hair out of my eye!!" 😂😂
@john12w955 ай бұрын
The ending was phenomenal 😂
@qetty_twitch5 ай бұрын
Jev: “These challenge runs make it more fun.” Also Jev the last 2 episodes: “This is so fucking annoying I just want to go to the dlc now.”
@Swampboiii5 ай бұрын
Man 3:56 took me right back to 2014 with that yell
@Casper9965 ай бұрын
Ending be like "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress"
@UncleBlazer465 ай бұрын
Jev still has the best rage without a doubt 😂
@deonmoore32895 ай бұрын
3:09 that just shows true skill right there getting her that low the first try good shit jev🔥
@abdurrehmankhan4805 ай бұрын
Jev has to be the most entertaining elden ring content creator, an imo the most hilarious and consistently amusing Faze member to watch. Not trying to sound that I am thriving on schadenfreude, but watching him fail miserably after his first and best attempt is always a pleasure to watch.
@MrKingoffrantz5 ай бұрын
9:28 my boy needed to let that out 🤣
@Naseem75 ай бұрын
Nah the bloodline roasting at the end SENT ME LOOOOOL 😂
@neverd3adfr5 ай бұрын
Guys, how has no one asked jev to play baldurs gate 3. If he loved elden ring, imagine how much he'll love baldurs gate. I personally never played a baldurs gate game until last week and im hooked with already 70+ hrs. The amount of branching paths are so insane and the detailed, strategic gameplay made me start a public multiplayer campaign when i was only 20hrs into my first playthrough, its that good.
@TraumatiZe125 ай бұрын
Absolutely loved the words at the end there haha!
@dun35 ай бұрын
Not the buzz cut crash out😭😭
@texasred82725 ай бұрын
literally just got back into elden ring the exact time jev is posting vids lets gooo
@myfalafawafal69195 ай бұрын
The visible cheer change to just being either hatred or sounding tired is just amazing to watch
@ZiGABlaze5 ай бұрын
The thing with these games is the bosses always triggered my fight or flight response. Once that switch flips, & that feeling of flight switches to fight... man there isn't many games that can pull off that feeling.
@Jaded_T5 ай бұрын
Buzz cut Jev is something I’ve never thought about
@dexterbritton34155 ай бұрын
I love how how jev starts taking it personal when a boss kills him and starts roasting their whole character 😂
@quinnbordo20505 ай бұрын
I swear Jev don’t miss.
@stsamurai_5 ай бұрын
I just fought Malenia for the first time and he’s 100% right when he says you can do everything right and still get by Waterfowl. As you dodge into the third slice and dice after avoiding the first two, there’s a small hitbox from one of her slashes that doesn’t get covered by the IF. It’s such a slight little hindrance, but for a Level 1 build where every hit means death it’s HUGE.
@whatthe72505 ай бұрын
LMAO JEVS BLACK HERITAGE STARTING COMING OUT AT THE END
@Shoto_9995 ай бұрын
it gives me chills cause the moment he stops his commentary, you just know he’s locked tf in
@elusiveoni5 ай бұрын
5:08 “YOU get off my screen” she said 🤣
@sinister4345 ай бұрын
3:54 lagging in Elden Ring is crazy 🤣, I’ve only lagged whenever I get summoned to help fight Malenia. 9:39 Gus to the entire Salamanca Family. (Plus I agree and I stand with you, I hate that Bloodline)
@SleepyKurisu5 ай бұрын
🤣 the random peice of hair and the bloodline roast, god I felt exactly like Jev after continuing to attempt prime Radahn even though ik I should get off and take a break
@killa37415 ай бұрын
Jev is always gon be the goat IDC I love this guy
@blancomexicanoz7775 ай бұрын
This was the fight I was waiting for and I am not disappointed! Can't wait for the DLC!
@yeyeyyoyoy54145 ай бұрын
My man is a MENACE
@fadedeclipse7365 ай бұрын
Someone needs to make a compilation of Jev roasting Elden ring bosses
@Cebby5 ай бұрын
I just realized Jev pretty much had a no hit run beating her. Actual god gamer
@rogrps35 ай бұрын
btw jev you can stop the waterfall attack with frost pots , when she is up in the air in the begining , just throw the pot at her
@hawkdew31175 ай бұрын
Man play game, man good at game, man upload everyday so I can watch while I eat snack. Thank you Jev
@KaishuNayki5 ай бұрын
2:54 hey guys look.. got emm
@leka72495 ай бұрын
The Ending !😭😂
@Legendboy21215 ай бұрын
watching this while doing NG+ 7 love you jev keep up the good content
@mikemalaughlin40665 ай бұрын
I feel like jev is the the best pure gamer alive like never seen him play a game he wasn’t dominating in
@twassell255 ай бұрын
You're insane at this game! I'm so excited I just solo killed the whole dlc, finally got the final dlc boss w no summons!
@DeathDrager5 ай бұрын
Poor jev instead of people helping him by telling him that he can get freezing pots and throw it at malenia when she water fowls in both phases to cancel it and to use bleed starfish instead of freeze. But no one cared to do so
@Waytootiredforthis5 ай бұрын
The frost proc to end the first phase going into a bleed proc to start the second phase was insane
@undeathlive5 ай бұрын
Nice Jev Ragetage to start the day
@coaldispencer42165 ай бұрын
does anyone else find the Malenia boss fight music so Majestic
@Illiams215 ай бұрын
In a perfect world, Jev plays nothing but souls games. God I love this series.
@Soma-kv3fw5 ай бұрын
I feel you bro that whole .5- 1 second input to action shit gets me killed all the time especially when I'm trying to heal
@Icarus.25 ай бұрын
Im ready for the DLC bro im loving this series cant stress it enough.
@etrevi25765 ай бұрын
GG's on this run jev
@quwzo5 ай бұрын
Every morning i go to work acouple minutes early and chill just to wait and watch jevs new upload been amazing ❤
@christopherm45405 ай бұрын
beating her at lv1 makes you a true gamer now
@zantku5 ай бұрын
Kudos to you for beating her so quick! It took me forever to beat her level 1.
@vSpookii5 ай бұрын
im glad to see that first try best try doesn't only apply to me
@Grimm...5 ай бұрын
head movements for every close dodge is universal i see
@wyldeman75 ай бұрын
Parry strat would kill me in real life. That super quick 1-2 is wild when you are face to face with her. Ive been parrying her for 2 years and still fail 75% on that attack alone.
@ironmooss19465 ай бұрын
As soon as the echo started at the end I knew it was gonna be a treat 😂
@afterlilac5 ай бұрын
4:59 perfection
@xdcxslayergaming2585 ай бұрын
Jev wanted all the smoke at the end lmao
@josiahcombellick85595 ай бұрын
Jev is my spirit animal like I felt that ending so hard lol
@lewisoneil4845 ай бұрын
You just know it’s going to go down when he starts the fight and is completely quiet and locked in
@lianguini46425 ай бұрын
i was waiting for you to post today
@maxxclements16185 ай бұрын
Never stop these videos i need them to live my life 😭
@nice-_one93505 ай бұрын
Jevs rage and cope makes him the funniest KZbinr 😂
@HokusGokus5 ай бұрын
You know this is it when a long clip starts after a lot of rage
@aaronlchenry5 ай бұрын
That first run 🥹
@Ezyduck5 ай бұрын
U know it’s a jev classic when he just ends on a rant and takes things personal 😂
@PresidentRaikou5 ай бұрын
Jev was droppin a diss track on em at the end there 😂
@communionshaped5 ай бұрын
the fact he got that close first try is actually insane
@tickyricky64785 ай бұрын
Jev use Vow of the indomitable, makes you literally immortal for a second or two meaning you don’t even need to dodge waterfowl dance.
@SOU1R34P3R5 ай бұрын
Living for this content lol
@ryleydecker83705 ай бұрын
seeing jev do more damage than my dark moon when on malenia hurts my heart
@Jugsofmilk5 ай бұрын
Lets all agree we wanna see him do a run with these spiked balls and being able to level his character seeing him allmost one shot bosses be sick !!
@Ar177785 ай бұрын
These weapons are by far the best for lvl 1 in the game, him with leveled stats would just be a little more damage, the damage basically all come from weapon upgrades, certainly wouldn’t one shot these end game bosses, now with the new thorns spell or the perfumer ash that shit can 1 shot the dlc bosses😭
@consumedsalad50535 ай бұрын
At 4:30 when he said “DODGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT” I got an ad for anger management therapy lmao