Film Theory: Was SpongeBob ADOPTED?! (SpongeBob SquarePants)

[@poachedpenguin8170]

Matpat: "and no he isn't the son of two cookies" me: "oh..."

[@janiriuszine1769]

I thought his parents were used sponges and that's why the don't have color and lost their square shape

[@official6686]

@@janiriuszine1769 same

[@idiot_smh]

@@janiriuszine1769Same i thought that too

[@Mr.Beep_]

He said even if his parents are two cookies

[@jacobfranchi4904]

They aren’t cookies they are old used sponges

[@lavender_flannel9237]

Me: Couldn’t someone just have dropped a sponge and it sank to Bikini Bottom? Matpat: goes off in his world of research and facts.

[@jordangonzales2485]

Not coming at you but i dont think it would come alive after it was dropped again not coming at you

[@lavender_flannel9237]

Jordan Gonzales- People have said before that Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atom, a place to test nuclear weapons, maybe the radiation somehow mutated the sponge and have it life?

[@jordangonzales2485]

Funtime gamer-sorry i didnt know about that

[@apieinthesky]

@@lavender_flannel9237 Somehow I doubt radioactivity animates non living things.

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

@@lavender_flannel9237 sponge gar disproves that.

[@burntorange4231]

Wait so we're talking about this when there's Pearl and Mr. Krabs?!

[@JC_RW11]

Burnt Orange fr

[@janrosa7243]

Burnt Orange Her father was revealed to be in jail.

[@innocentlittleme702]

Burnt Orange she's probably an orphan as well

[@haydentaylor152]

It is too stupid

[@haydentaylor152]

Also we don't know the dad

[@mokinsen]

I always thought, that the reason for Spongebob's parents being round and brown was because the're old and used up (because they're sponges and you see Spongebob several times being used as a kitchen sponge). If you use the same kichten sponge for about 50 years I think it's pretty plausible, that it'll change colour and shape over the decades

[@alexzero3736]

You are actually right. They are old, there is episode with their younger looks. But this also proves that Bob is adopted, they are already old while he s just a baby...

[@bluerabbit4010]

Thats a good thought tbh

[@spongeintheshoe]

I thought it was because that was more accurate to how actual sea sponges look.

[@tayloranderson7547]

For real life

[@empiregaming1343]

But his grandfather is old too but he is still yellow and square

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

MatPat is that substitute teacher that you want to replace your actual teacher with

[@IamveryConfused18]

Everywhere I go, I see your face

[@muffix3111]

Everywhere i go i see you lol

[@everythingmust]

:0 he’s here

[@animatorj2798]

@@everythingmust yes he will magically give u mustaches when ur older

[@noninooo4879]

Well, my Biology teacher is actually pretty cool so

[@puremulp]

Mat:"That's a very safe for advertisers joke" *video shows no ads*

[@jmoneyy4103]

Cicelia The Introverted u spelled ad wrong

[@puremulp]

Banana Dork - Gaming oh thanks

[@jmoneyy4103]

Cicelia The Introverted np

[@glitchygaming0480]

Banana Dork - Gaming Ads = more than one Ad and Ad = one Ad

[@teomeogaming8814]

Cicelia The Introverted 69th like!

[@inc0gnit09]

me when finds out spongebob’s parents aren’t cookies: *impossible*

[@hopesesay9598]

Ikr

[@randomguy-jd8su]

WHAAAAAAAT!?!??!?!?!

[@yutubechannel-Y]

Ikr

[@bayleejosabatine8496]

LOL

[@navidraayatgar7414]

Is you memelord you're majesty?

[@SnowLily123]

Fun fact: Sea sponges were actually used as dish sponges before the dish sponges we know of today.

[@napho5451]

Ok sooooo my science teacher literally used this episode as a lesson

[@martha-hy7vq]

they deserve a raise

[@covtatmin]

Wow cool teacher

[@PhoneCrab]

I'm soo freaking jealous

[@layshagarcia3356]

wait- so your class had to go through the part where he talks about sexual reproduction between sponges 💀😀

[@Boxed204]

It's either this person has a cool teacher or this person is making stuff up probably making stuff up

[@astroesegg]

Matpat : “Sponges don’t have wombs” Me : Yea good point. Funny how they faces and can talk and have their own cities and language and schools and jobs and currency. I always get a laugh out of that when I go swimming. A spectacular world down there

[@guizhong805]

Lol

[@Irreverent_Radiation]

@FandomKween13❎ ?

[@a.s.h.a118]

based

[@JohnMkrv]

@Jenna Farley so inspirational

[@kahulakangaroo9488]

“. . . Or yellow” *food theory laughs in the distance*

[@pink_bunny_fluffy5936]

I hope somebody likes one more, you’re at 99-

[@Т1000-м1и]

266, new comment

[@ledzeppelinrestores]

Now 291 as I am posting this

[@ktj1635]

360!!!!!

[@Ranposusedcondom]

@@ktj1635 plus the likes you have

[@wavestrider2160]

0:45 spongebob doesnt seem to have much skeleton in his closet Alex bale: let me introduce myself

[@afefqfewqqetlb5244]

“Think back to sixth grade” Me currently learning this in 10th Grade:

[@bee8632]

We're learning this right now in 9th and I came back to this video in hopes of understanding it better

[@Aisha_Luv]

@@bee8632 SAME

[@loop5307]

I learned about it in 7th grade

[@stickystick4556]

me learnig in 2nd grade and getting in 3rd grade:

[@paperfoxka]

Me learning it in 6th (well I already knew because i watched this but yknow): 😎

[@ordinarysaki]

No one can avoid having a theory not even spongebob

[@minotaur470]

MatPat: Hey, I should do a SpongeBob theory about genetics! Also MatPat: *ignores Pearl and Mr. Krabs*

[@mint437]

Dominic Quist do you really need a theory for that? Its pretty obvious pearl is adopted.

[@minotaur470]

TheKing maybe Mr. Krabs is her sugar daddy? I need answers

[@mint437]

Dominic Quist krabs is too cheap for that

[@uzumaki01_]

there was an episode where he found her alone somewhere as her mother died or something so I don't think that needed an explanation

[@queenofquacksons2745]

Dominic Quist yeah how the fuck do you get a whale out of a crab

[@joshdrenth4526]

Wasn't there an episode where they defined SpongeBob's parents as older sponges who have started to shrivel up and have been discolored over time?

[@Lord.Viraak]

I know I'm replying very late but in one episode Spongebob is shown as a baby in his mothers stomache.

[@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.]

@@Lord.ViraakThis video clearly shows that part was SpongeBob’s imagination. He’s still not an orphan, but that part wasn’t possible.

[@NightCloudI]

​@@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.Yeah, SpongeBob certainly isn't an orphan. There are many sea sponges in his family that look like him, like cousin Stanley and his grandfather and his eyes look exactly like his mother's eyes.

[@level7000]

*RIP Stephen Hillenburg...*

[@therealslommy]

*R.I.P STEPHEN HILLENBURG*

[@brooklynnn379]

He died the day before my birthday

[@superstargames9908]

#(

[@wak3040]

oof I'm rlly saaad! Literally. ;-;

[@WallyMcWallerson]

He died?

[@FunkyFreshFellow]

Actually, in one episode, Spongebob and Patrick look for Squidward's long lost brother, then see his mom, who tells them that he never had a brother. Spongebob and Patrick then decide to get adopted by Squidward's mom so that Squidward can have a brother. Basically, Spongebob is adopted, it's canon.

[@pyrosdad5864]

very good my child

[@thebarkknightne5116]

Funky Fresh Fellow f

[@reneesmith7044]

Funky Fresh Fellow . Yggg ttc

[@Mrjkunstopable]

#1 Comment

[@abilashsuresh4379]

tropical gamer Yeah I wanna know too

[@annawiley5823]

When a KZbinr talking about spongebob explains genetics better than your AP bio teacher.

[@ashleyknott9229]

LITERALLY

[@loop5307]

Mood

[@damper86_74]

why its so true

[@Spartan5984]

no lol bc he uses the prosecutors fallacy i think is what its called

[@weirdcat3282]

TGEN YOU TEACHER IS USE-

[@HyperMushroomYT]

LOL 11:40 THE MEM AT THE END "I swear, It's not what it looks like😳..." I HOPE IT'S NOT LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@LucarnAnderson]

i always thought spongebobs parents were cookies when i was little.

[@ndgulli1225]

Lily Kleinschmit uhhh ok?

[@poil0culs522]

Lily Kleinschmit Shut up let people die

[@poil0culs522]

Lily Kleinschmit Stop

[@Umbooms]

Same 🤣

[@RAWRzooted]

Lucarn Anderson same-

[@fritzysawesome]

The film theory:is spongebob adopted? Me: *chillin in the bikini bottom next to the ocean with my bonfire* nah

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

Wait, if we are underwater how can there be a fir- (fire unlights)

[@isadoraalvarez5572]

me: *chilling in bikini bottom in the rain* I agree spongebob isn’t adopted

[@foogaga741]

is this DHMIS

[@lunaticcultist3764]

@@theamazingcatwizard3654 wizard surprisingly enough it's actually possible

[@KK-icecreamkitkat]

This comment makes me want to listen to James Blunt

[@user-pj5yc5rs8k]

my science teacher showed this to us in class. I love her.

[@yourmomgayyourdadlesbian9051]

Bleach sorry for drinking you a sec ago

[@omarsukar4342]

U got a shit school 😂

[@lindsay16]

@@omarsukar4342 nah that person has a lit school or just a lit teacher

[@juliadietrich3584]

I should suggest that to my teacher when we go over it this year. Or I think were going over it this year as I haven't been over it yet. She always shows us lots of videos, maybe I can convince her to show this one. I probably wont cause she's pretty strict, but if I get a couple friends maybe I will

[@billyanderson321]

No she really didn’t

[@jackgomez7033]

"Spongebob doesn't seem like it has any skeletons in there closet" *looks at the hundred of dark theories on spongebob*

[@maxinetumarao2005]

Matpat, you literally taught me the Punnet Square years before we discussed this at school. You are the best Science teacher ever😂😂

[@BreadOnInternet]

Maxine Tumarao same

[@coffeeloveryt]

Same no one but me in my class knows what a pundit square is

[@isusoveSandale]

same but when we studied it at class I had no idea on how to do it

[@HappynessAJ]

Because of eLearning we have an online test with 3 questions and I now realize the past week of studying genetics was useless. I could have just watched this video and passed ; - ;

[@cynthiabrogan9215]

Maxine Tumarao same!

[@kayleecaca]

*when I was 6 I convinced my cousins that spongebob's mom was actually a cookie and they called her a cannibal because she made cookies a lot* *k bye*

[@firegaming-vx2bo]

Same

[@brodyroberts3707]

Lol. That funny

[@chemistrytest1]

?𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙¿

[@erniegangmember4445]

🀄️🃏🀄️🃏🀄️🃏

[@ignoremelol2576]

Lol

[@donnyhaasnoot9388]

Oh... i thought his parents were old used sponges.

[@pugzmcstewson5603]

They are lol

[@oof6184]

Same

[@oof6184]

Guange Enterprise anemone

[@_kyle_6253]

Lol

[@jacksonfett3808]

donny haasnoot I thought that they were cookies and he was adopted, but I was pretty little when I watched sponge bob

[@SkyPerson]

MatPat: “SpongeBob doesn’t seem to have any skeletons in its closet” Alex Bale: “And I took that personally”

[@valuhgood]

Idk man I think Mr. Krabs having a whale daughter is a bit more concerning

[@Nezel47]

Mack Things lmao true

[@australiaaustralia3159]

Mack Things he's clearly a sugar daddy not genetic

[@SpicyofSpades]

Mack Things I know right?

[@uniqueusername_]

If she's not adopted, then that would've been some wild sex

[@daniellecaro8065]

yes that is true

[@chr9688]

Sometimes I wonder where he gets these theories from.. NEXT THEORY : HOW HARRY POTTER IS RELATED TO BAMBI AND HOW BAMBI IS RELATED TO TRANSFORMERS

[@lizziemistle4356]

Cavvie The Artist Hahahah. Lmaooooo

[@liaforrester2444]

😂😂😂😂

[@colelamon2194]

I’m gonna right this shit down It’s brilliant

[@zaimahalam7693]

I can actually make a theory/see how you could relating Harry Potter to Bambi...........

[@caritahearts2405]

Bcuz Bambi is a transformer and can transform into a hippogriff and Bambi’s transformed name is buckbeak THEORY CONFERMED!

[@Jo-chilin]

He looks like his mom though, what you really should've done is make a video about how mr krabs has a flipping whale as a daughter haha

[@ficagames475]

Just Chilin its obvious, he adopted her

[@pizzawashere8940]

You sir, just ruined my childhood

[@kinglagga2883]

its not so obvius, in one episode she says that she thinks all step parents are mean

[@Anthony127ify]

Her real father is in jail. If you watched jailbreak and when you see a whale. I'm assuming that.

[@naknamapanjangkependek7969]

Damn...I never realized this😂

[@gavinlybert7756]

Another thing that was COMPLETELY ignored is the fact that spongebob in terms of facial features looks very similar to his mother He has her blue eyes her nose and dimples

[@elfl0ck]

Ok Matt I get it but are we not gonna talk about how pearl the WHALE is Mr. Krabs’ the CRABS daughter.

[@theoneandonly7019]

Go Away well I mean, Pearls mother was a whale soo

[@tapewyrm997]

Krab’s*

[@pizzagrenade]

No one ever said Mr. Krabs is her biological father. Clearly, she is adopted.

[@patdav56]

Go Away his name is Eugene Krabs, and it would be Krabs'

[@liz1583]

it could be her sugar daddy since all she wants is money 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@humbertoquackenbush3932]

0:49 “Who makes enough to provide for himself” He had to pay Mr. Krabs 100 bucks a week during his first few weeks of working there.

[@changdang4176]

HE sold seaweed on the low

[@1nkFalcon]

Mr. Krabs only pays him 5 cents a week.

[@chrisd5554]

RandomKidGaming U He earns less than a dollar a year.

[@shamusday]

Makes sense

[@kimdalton8670]

People with six fingers are probably nice people. They don't have middle fingers

[@NWinter1271]

Kim Dalton they do

[@earthisadonut7213]

Doesn't have to be the middle finger, could always be the third finger from the left or from the right

[@lazer_gunner397]

All they have to do is put down there extra finger and put up the middle finger DOI

[@earthisadonut7213]

@Terry 20 people with six fingers could combine their two middle fingers, now they have double the power

[@broggers9973]

actually the thumb isn’t a finger so they are the only ones with middle fingers

[@ioanadima9691]

I like how he went into detail while I was like mmmmmm either mom cheated or he’s just adopted… I blame the society I grew up in.

[@silverlemon8166]

Same.

[@user-quasar2907]

I just want to point out that, if Spongebob and his family were humans, he'd be called HumanBob

[@aspenator4091]

Huigh mahn bob

[@yeahscramokaywereclosedfor6770]

I miss ten seconds ago when I didn’t see that

[@Colinop]

stop stop stop stop stop

[@1kulik]

Just BOB

[@user-quasar2907]

Kulik 1 well you'd think so, but the point is that there's a sponge before the Bob. And he is a sponge. It's a bit sad if you can't get that

[@badvlogs8141]

After watching this theory I LITERALLY know more about punnets square‘s then my entire class

[@megssketches]

BAD VLOGS! Same, everyone else was so confused and I was like “Hehe, I know some of this stuff.” Don’t say KZbin doesn’t teach you anything

[@thatmomentwhen345]

Same lol that’s what I’m learning in science class right now and I feel like a genius since I watched this

[@badvlogs8141]

cARdbOarDFur Draws omg me too😂😂

[@ignoremelol2576]

School: 2% Movies and games: 4% KZbin: 94% lolololololololololol

[@deleto5066]

To be honest, I knew about Punnet Squares way BEFORE watching this about a year or two ago. And some kids in my Science class STILL don't know how they work...which is hilarious, considering theyre 16.

[@de4d.lexx15]

Me: *watches the video* *gets 87% on test* Me:thank u mattpat

[@max-isnt-real]

Only 87%? *Disappointment intensifies*

[@nova_no6840]

Yes it does

[@JianCB2]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, that's pretty bad.

[@meepmeep3384]

@@JianCB2 depends what country you are from. In Malaysia, 87 is A-

[@ronaldraygun1029]

an 87% is a c in my school so 😖

[@killerquinn64]

In “Not Normal” when Spongebob becomes normal he’s round. And his family is pretty normal EXCEPT the square ones. Thus, square sponges are the weird ones, still family though.

[@freedom3798]

I was thinking maybe since they’re old they get worn down. They lose their color and shape, just like a old person would.

[@gameypiettvgamergames7463]

@@freedom3798 But Spongebib's Grandpa was square and yellow

[@tayloranderson7547]

The square sponge is are worried one of the ones fits one still family ones that are still family through

[@FirstNameLastName3753HD]

Question: What is squidward? Because of his name we assume he’s a squid. But think about this, He may have the six tentacles of a squid but he has the round head of an octopus. Not only that but in the episode Patrick the game he said he was an octopus. So which is it?

[@insertusernamehere8324]

@Subscribe To me for no reason THAERY COEMING SOON

[@Karmeon1982]

He's an octopus

[@Name-fe2ef]

@@trollsbroppy5543 Well here at The Film Theorists we tend to take cartoons more series then it should be. But i see what you mean, 75% of the ocean is unexplored there could be another animal out there like that. No judge btw.

[@jaida_was_here]

I say genetic mutation

[@wiggyshark]

Squids have ten tentacles. To longer ones for grabbing prey.

[@Royal_ram_]

that or spongebob's mom had a little fun with a different man

[@Royal_ram_]

or well different sponge

[@zabrinacooke6495]

Itay Yakobowitz I thought spongebobs parents were potatoes xD

[@This_Pleases_The_Nut]

Itay Yakobowitz I bet she had too much fun......(One night stand)

[@bengimelfarb6667]

Lmfao

[@stevetaranto6732]

The milkman

[@mercuryvincent6796]

Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!

[@Sirxeko]

Or maybe all sponges are yellow and square, and they just become round and brown as they age, like wrinkling or getting grey hair. With the exception of grandpa squarepants (who we only see in imagination), all of the yellow square sponges are young. Or at least pictured young when we see them. And all of the brown sponges are old. It seems to be a pretty big coincidence for you to leave out. Especially since sponges in the real world do the exact same thing, they lose their vibrant colors as they age.

[@raymonddugas2180]

RosekiSommers Cousin Black Jack is round and was always brown

[@kenz758]

This is exactly what I’m thinking

[@haydentaylor152]

That can be true

[@Sirxeko]

Cousin Blackjack has a medical issue preventing him from maturing properly, who knows how that would effect his aging process. But even if that weren't the case, it's more likely that he is adopted, than Spongebob is.

[@devonspence7055]

But you see his grandpa is yellow and square

[@jacenskywalker507]

I always thought SpongeBob's father looked like a potato, his mother looked like a chicken nugget, and his grandmother looked like a chocolate chip cookie. But that's just me.

[@morshulinton4112]

Potato + Chicken Nugget = Sponge

[@M1scarr1age]

A well-balanced meal.

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@morshulinton4112 Put that in a Rebus Bubble and meme it.

[@katgalang5549]

Nah that's not just you-

[@tayloranderson7547]

But that's just me

[@ajks9039]

Hey! Stop talking about me and start talking about *Pearl* and Mr *Krabs* I don't know what it is but something doesn't add up there.

[@jessemccree448]

Spongebob himself. Do you remember that badass-cowboy familiar of yours?, pretty sure you do!

[@placeholder6055]

SO TRUE

[@DaGrumpyTaco]

Spongebob Squarepants Krabs is really Pearl's sugar daddy

[@pepino77777]

Spongebob Squarepants holy shit

[@jahniyacollins8092]

Are you a orphan

[@shatteredhearts.]

I've learned more watching this channel than I did in 6th grade.

[@ChinmaiNaregal]

Matpat- The systematic destroyer of childhoods since Aug 2009

[@michii_lechii]

Why is one of my favorite parts at the begining- "Are ya ready kids?" "No" "I can't hear you" "NO!" "Maybe now?" "I SAID NOOOOO!"

[@jayniel5991]

Do a theory: Who is Pearl's father? Why I'm asking this is because, there is an episode in Spongebob where Plankton is in jail and he has a friend that looks like Pearl. What if Pearl's Father was a criminal thats why Pearl's Mother left her to Mr. Krabs?

[@roshni_saxena]

LuCCian YES

[@palmtop_studios]

LuCCian yes

[@cryptedyt7915]

LuCCian YES

[@zuko1569]

No!!! Lol jk YESS

[@otothouse8904]

maybe crabs just impregnated a whale then got pearl, after its just fiction that is also related to science in someways :)))

[@usti1966]

I was very upset you didn't reference Princess Bride until 7:34 and I was relieved that you remembered the infamous Six-Fingered Man!

[@eveforprezyoukana6236]

I thought SpongeBob's parents looked like that because they were old and lost their color and shape

[@laprincesa3608]

Super Squad like wrinkled, I thought that too

[@alaskayoung1988]

If that was the case, his grandfather shouldn't be square and yellow

[@anonymousbob8576]

Do one on mr crabs and his daughter

[@spaghettimaster9368]

Anonymous Bob Either mr.Krabs dick is bigger than we thought or pearl is adopted

[@royaltyfries]

Mike Gans 😂😂😂😂

[@xx_v4mpirism]

Mosese Sofa King Savage wait, really? How do u know?

[@Epicmonk117]

Pearl was obviously adopted - Eugene is a Crustacean, and Pearl is a Mammal

[@tbush6657]

Anne Marie Ever notice how whenever Krabs is suprised, he says "Mother of Pearl!"

[@nominatorchris5591]

For years I thought they were cookies.

[@rachelwalker3017]

Grammar Police Same

[@Merepi]

fricking same.

[@panicattheblackparadeforcr9978]

Grammar Police me too...

[@thedaedricdragonborn757]

Me too

[@requiem760]

There just some old ass sponges

[@minute.moviestories]

matpat to every fictional character ever ''i diagnose with orphan''

[@spookyjim3335]

**important reasearch going on the planet** Matpat = *_IS SPONGEBOB ADOPTED_* -MatPat>Important research- Matpat=important research

[@marceloforce002]

Sponge bob drowns underwater Sponge bob makes fire underwater Sponge bob drinks water underwater Don't question sponge bob... Just don't

[@Sendittothemoon]

How does it not make sense to drown underwater? How does it not make sense to drink underwater.

[@marceloforce002]

@@Sendittothemoon they drown in the water that is underwater They drink water in a cup while underwater

[@yufaeliassecretoldaccount0862]

Well I may sound like a nerd, which I am, but there is an existing ocean that can kill fish, so this does sorta make sense to drown underwater.

[@zareffarhaan6106]

Actually fire can be made under water it's called a class b fire. Watch matpats gametheory on fire type pokemon

[@swampmonster6716]

That one episode were he drowns is in goo because it’s goo lagoon

[@erinkarp6317]

I love how whenever MatPat says something about a rock, it always shows Dwayne.

[@AngelsTLOTTN]

The intro was hilarious 0:01

[@SimpleRex101]

I agree

[@Rickey1]

Oh, a new upload? Well let's just se- *"SPONGEBOB IS ADOPTED?!?"* oh okay

[@incubuz69]

Goodbye childhood

[@ArmundJay]

“Spongebob doesn’t have much to unpack” Tell that to The Theorizer, his Mrs Puff and Patrick theories threw me for a loop

[@cryptekan9607]

You see, I always thought Spongebob's parents were cookies (The ones showed). I never understood how they birthed a sponge. I never questioned it though, they looked like cookies. This video taught me something very important, Spongebob's parents *AREN'T* cookies.

[@RAWRzooted]

Cryptekan wow Same

[@sinnr666]

🍪+🍪=sponge?

[@jeff-rg3px]

Cryptekan the government killed him before he could finish his sentence

[@nathanm6118]

I thought they were potatoes

[@unclechopchop41]

true true

[@Helloyou-tube]

This after him leaving just hits different

[@SilverShot007]

Real bro

[@rosemary-wt9td]

Same😔

[@RidicAcidic]

Don't forget, he's applying logic to a show like spongebob where burgers never go soggy underwater, there's bodies of water underwater (oceans, lakes, rivers, etc.), fire works underwater even though they were self aware about it that one time, and where fish drive boats underwater.

[@ihatemaxx]

It’s cause water isn’t wet

[@LavalStephens]

daddy donn Im gonna die people who say this piss me off

[@ihatemaxx]

Laval Stephens water is not wet

[@tazzassin4087]

Karen is a computer underwater...

[@ihavenolife9728]

Fun fact about the bodies of water underwater, there are actual bodies of water in the ocean

[@NuxTaku]

IS SPONGEBOB ADOPTED?!?!?!?!?! meh, probably not...

[@splatkid05pat33]

No he is actually not adopted.

[@drorlevi9309]

Nux Taku yeah

[@SirZechs77]

Nux Taku What the hell are you doing here? Go make another sarcastic anime review, I love those!

[@sebastianmcintosh5695]

Nux Taku his mother had an affair

[@khlaidahmed546]

hay it's Nux 👍😁

[@deniz2449]

10:05 '...Highly unlikely to happen.'' **Shows Half Life 3**

[@aestheticpxin5106]

LoL

[@ryanvillena7807]

That hits hard.

[@benyapasorachai5918]

DA FUQ

[@kristjanjuht5705]

Well now unlikely

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8002]

HAlF LIFE 3 IS COMMING

[@gabrielagustinhomas]

I thought that his parents were brown and round because, you know, they’re supposed to be kinda wrinkly and old. I mean, Spongebob is already an independent adult with his own job and home, so it’s also possibly that his parents could just be elderly at this point, or certainly close to it. That would explain why their yellow skin with darken over time, and the shapes of their bodies would sag and wrinkle a bit. I mean, while his mother doesn’t look old, his dad already had glasses and has a grey mustache. That would also explain why his body shape is more round than his wife and his skin is darker.

[@sailorgallifrey1365]

It’s possible Mrs SquarePants just ages a bit slower than her husband

[@gabrielagustinhomas]

@@sailorgallifrey1365 Maybe. Who knows?

[@Barrel7899]

Can we all just stop for a second and realize we are talking about spongebob, a show where fish talk and there are fires, showers, baths, and lakes underwater

[@emilynicole4536]

and mammals can live underwater, machinery works underwater, and a crab can have a whale daughter.

[@jaronfiedler1102]

NO!

[@billmalcolm4291]

Yeah, it's hard to come up good theories when the source material is highly inconsistent...or IS IT?!

[@AskunChanel]

this just a theory, a film theory!!

[@Leelhvnking]

A Barrel of Fun Shhhhh.....

[@cyruslim6948]

My favorite words of matpat is 'Hey its just a theory'

[@marvinbarker3590]

that sounds like if sans said it.

[@aidaniswildin6111]

A FILM THEORY.

[@shawnmcmillan4438]

I just always thought they looked like that because they were old

[@happyklownkore4958]

Shawn McMillan me too

[@cuckoo-clockheart]

We all did, we all did....

[@thecringest8415]

Same though lmao

[@ratwoman248]

Great the cake is a lie and so is my childhood

[@sytycdt]

Yeah I thought they were like old sponges

[@helmetongrass1893]

9:22 who knew that a show from your childhood was actually setting you up for mendel's laws of inheritance

[@pvtredcubes1131]

Oh man, we haven't done allelles since Rosalina. Good times.

[@hsterts]

Cool, dude! I was thinking of our last touch up on genetics, and thought of Rosalina. Great to see another true GT fan ;D

[@kaworeal]

Will Hale I remember that one

[@kaworeal]

Hsterts Hertz same

[@mohanrajagopal8369]

That's actually one of my favourite episodes. Especially with the Luigi twist at the end.

[@1ava]

exactly what i thought

[@swizzl_]

matt: Dude, did u know that Spongebob might be *adopted?!* me: eh.. no.. is it true? matt: (10 minutes later) no, he isnt adopted. me: (•ิ_•ิ)

[@qazlaz3816]

why must I have read the comments before I finished the vid, thx

[@FrostByteFilms]

Sergej Schmidt thanks for saving my time

[@catherinepearce3933]

WHY DID I READ THIS COMMENT

[@flowtr2]

Sergej Schmidt YOU RUINED THE VID

[@Recreationaltrespasser]

Thank for freeing up 10 minutes.

[@QrowVang9801]

I never thought I see the day where MatPat does a theory about if Spongebob was adopted.

[@CalCon04]

nevermind a theory about spongebob was adopted how about matpat doing a spongebob theory at all?

[@flypaper5808]

Pearls dad is in jail we don't know about her mom she probably died and that's why krabs adopted and spoiled her

[@cauctaus]

Magic Wizards I always saw it

[@Evie-hw1fy]

my mom: "watch an educational show!" me: "bet."

[@erielwilkins8312]

You just made me hate my seasonal allergies even more...

[@Ollie.H-23]

LOL

[@cornyjokes4802]

Lol

[@bigmanimation]

🤣

[@rodneyiseminger3507]

Teacher: how many fingers do you have Child with 6 fingers: 12 Other children: what

[@faaspoels2246]

Rodney Iseminger k

[@undynetheundying5743]

:0

[@devinH2]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nanerpiel]

If they had six fingers why would they say that they have 12??

[@kokoskygamer9931]

I legit have 6 and a half fingers total

[@janej586]

Friend: Are you allergic to anything? Me: Yeah. Plant sperm. Friend: ...

[@enclaveherewhyisntyourvide3089]

Jane J oh hello cookie cat

[@weirdstuf2396]

No way me too!

[@martiqueheisler5959]

Same tbh lol

[@ash_ketchup2584]

I don’t usually comment on videos but MY TEACHER USED THIS FOR A GENETICS CLASS IT WAS SO COOL

[@keirstynkat]

Matpat: 6th-grade science- genetics Me: _cries in I just learned genetics this year and I'm in 8th grade and now I feel dumb_

[@jas.per.25]

It all depends on curriculum. I was suprised he was right

[@trafficjam7559]

Don’t feel dumb, I didn’t learn it in school until grade 12

[@turnip8749]

Your parents didn’t get you a picture book about Gregor Mendel in 4th grade. No, just my parents? I will show myself out.

[@nlopez6622]

I just learned it in med school don't feel dumb😂

[@urarakaochako1987]

I’m in sixth grade and I haven’t learned about punnet square

[@wicherjenniskens5260]

aren't spongebob's parents old, used sponges?

[@wicherjenniskens5260]

pittkendoka How can a sponge talk?

[@kaariri_26]

Wicher Jenniskens yeah, that’s right. they were old used sponges, this video is just wrong 😂

[@liahnawoodland2760]

I thought they where cookies but pat said no....

[@esp-32board]

@pittkendoka ohhhhhh

[@activecage6799]

pittkendoka Remember the ep where spongebob gets the suds a human hand grabs spongebob and uses him to clean so it’s highly possible that they are over used sponges since in the world of sponge bob sea sponges can be used to clean

[@tuxidy9525]

MatPat you always crack me up I love your version of “Are you ready kids”

[@ajarofnutella]

mat: ...maybe now? *AH SAID NO*

[@godllyyod3448]

Tech Master no

[@OTTFFSSENTE]

whos that in 2:20 I'm scared

[@jumbowhisper3118]

MatPat: "Think back to sixth grade" Me currently in sixth grade: "I just learned this"

[@leynyaragon4547]

i always thought that spongebob’s parents were just old worn out sponges, you know all brown and dirty with all the corners being worn out

[@gabraopoku6893]

Same

[@nollanfk9077]

Well true but like we see in the family tree the cousin is young and found and brown

[@Sammy-mb9bf]

leyny aragon I don't see color

[@sackfu7952]

That's exactly what i thought as a kid!

[@yoavcrystal]

A 1/16 is unlikly but it happens, my son is a blue eyed redirect head. my look a like in every way exept nither me or my wife have blue eyes or restore hair

[@leilacruz1758]

Hey in Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs the dwarfs sing a song about mining gems and jewels but in one part of the song the say " And we don't know what we dig them for" it got me thinking why do they mine the gems do you think they mine them for someone and who might that person be? Hey it's just a theory a Dwarfs theory.

[@EliasGames7]

Leila Cruz fuck off.

[@malachibeharry5048]

Elias Games hahahahah lol

[@cloutlessloser2581]

L

[@NotJayge]

Elias Games Hey, this might be a kid, and that could really upset him

[@leilacruz1758]

Broken Blastoise Thank you but it does not hurt my feelings.

[@inventivebeetle5068]

“Sponges don’t have wombs” but in matpats logic they have eyes and mouths and speek

[@lilbabynay_8855]

And then there is Mr. Krabbs and pearl

[@Meadowllander]

i think its kindof obivious

[@AftermathNihil]

Lmao

[@johndevadhas4787]

Twjr3 Ø.ö shes, shes, kidnapped coz mr krabs does not want to pay child support

[@samlane4631]

We aren’t supposed to talk about that

[@monokuma_madness2975]

Naomi Davis ya I no

[@nolongeramirror]

If anyone was adopted it was Mr Krabs's daughter Pearl.

[@YoEmeli]

Sounds like a roast

[@Rainykel]

Anthony Gives Up obviously haha

[@knives.3733]

Tru, and i think we see her real father in jail in that one episode.

[@originalusername6142]

MatPat forgot about cousin Blackjack. Cousin Blackjack is a round and yellow sponge, proving that it is possible to be round and yellow.

[@Lavender_Fox]

and cousin stanley

[@danwaffle56]

blackjack is more of a brown yellow

[@originalusername6142]

lavender fox Stanley has a square head though. But I guess he could count as circular since it's just his head.

[@ewstap9040]

Eh blackjack is brown dude

[@roshni_saxena]

lavender fox Stanley has a *square* head.

[@Th3_Official_Glitch]

How is it that Stan has 5 fingers, like everyone in his family, but Ford has 6 fingers. Is Ford adopted or something?

[@LostHorizonz]

Matpat:” innocent tv shows.” *shows Gravity Falls* Bill Cypher in the the same episode:” I’ve got some children to make into CORPSES!!!” Yes, truly innocent 😇

[@steelpump100]

That's it joke

[@ythewoodpeckerfan5286]

Ikr

[@rexyjp1237]

Cipher not cypher

[@hunterngavinmom]

H O W. A B O U T. I R E S E M B L E T H E H O L E S I N Y O U R F A C E

[@shaansingh6048]

SpongeBob isn't exactly innocent either...

[@cringelord8716]

"as much as I love exposing the dark, sinister side of innocent cartoons..." *shows a clip of gravity falls*

[@steelpump100]

That's the joke lol

[@Emaberanger]

When

[@yhwhsgirl07]

@@Emaberanger wdym when there was a clip of grunkle stan and Bill cipher

[@Emaberanger]

@@yhwhsgirl07 i didn’t see it

[@yhwhsgirl07]

@@Emaberanger did you pay attention or no because I saw it

[@andiglenn7174]

Even if he was adopted, they are still his real parents because they love him no matter what ♡

[@deadpaan7391]

I just thought SpongeBob’s parents were old used up sponges and that’s why they looked like that while SpongeBob is a young sponge so he still looks normal

[@munjee2]

Matpat called ford sixer , MATPAT=BILL=STAN=FORD *CONFIRMED*

[@selinnazsur2328]

Matt would work excellently as a dream demon. Only he would be a theory demon and his apocalypse would be full of enraged screaming teenagers and defensive basement dwellers xD I even personally drew him as a GF style demon but he didn't see it ;-;

[@rusty4925]

Selin Naz Sur sad times, eh?

[@pryor9224]

He's also Sans

[@blakebrown5855]

And Ness

[@unreal-the-ethan]

MATPAT=BILL=STAN=FORD BILL=SANS G-MAN=SANS SANS=NESS MATPAT= BILL= STAN= FORD= SANS= NESS= GMAN *CONFIRMED*

[@shadowdragon349]

So did we just watch a 12 minute video of mat proving himself wrong over a sponge?

[@clayxros576]

Yup. And he’s done it before. Nice that he includes his fails in the final product on occasion.

[@twendos833]

What a happy finding.

[@Rossomak94]

Idk, kinda just felt like a waste of time... plus, he's been doing a lot of theories that cater more towards older kids/young teens... This just felt very dumbed down. Idk if they're selling out or if they have a higher demographic of kids... but I've found myself being more interested in The Science Of than Game/Film Theory lately.

[@drascalicus5187]

Because in the pundit square there are only two variables, dominant and recessive traits, except that something to do with color is actually more insane. For human hair color, there are upwards 4 different traits that make this up, not to mention color blending that can occur like in a flower, where a Rr (R is red, r is white) makes pink, not red. . . . and there certainly isn't any genetic crossover in the formation in the gametes during meiosis where a set of chromosomes will create a new chromosome with random slew of segments from both chromosomes. He didn't prove himself wrong, he just showed us how he dwells on the surface of his theories, and that he tries to prove himself right with half truths and half baked ideas.

[@jeetjoshi6669]

Yeaaah...I guess you're right

[@mdoggy4701]

No hate, but you realize you're adding logic to a show that has underwater fire and drowning fish

[@JesusPerez-pe8vk]

Dude those things were put in as jokes and yeah y not thats the fun of theories

[@RebZOfficial]

Fish can drown irl

[@malavirus3478]

Mdoggyhood a you're about 5 years late

[@elijahh2070]

Both of those things can actually happen irl... gas fires don’t go out underwater and a pure concentration of water with no amount of air mixed in actually can drown a fish

[@nettlebrand]

Mdoggyhood it is hating and no one asked u and that's why I think the hole thing is in patches head and his suffering from deppresion

[@Mewvally]

MattPatt: There is no dark to spongebob The Evolution Theory: Am I a joke to you?

[@rachellee2680]

Film theory, the show that does precisely what my mom keeps telling me not to do-overanalyze cartoons. I love it.