Final battle - German last attempt to stop the train

[@Vietcong01]

blowing up the tracks would have been to easy I guess...

[@syntaur3943]

Take up the tracks in front of them... then behind them... done:)

[@HollywoodNappa]

Dammit Cong you are doing that thing again where you use common sense! DON'T DO THAT!

[@ToppersTuxedo]

Well during the movie the nazis didn’t want to destroy the train because the officer said that there are high ranking officers onboard the train, so they couldn’t risk hurting or killing the nazi hostages

[@karolm476]

@@ToppersTuxedo that's why they shot him with mortars. Logic

[@Hagem76]

Or using bazookas

[@CrazyHorseInvincible]

4:25 is incredible. Apparently Germans die when they exit a vehicle too quickly. They also die when witnessing someone exiting a vehicle too quickly.

[@annedejong1040]

exiting a vehicle too early cán be lethal;-)

[@robert-oq9jq]

Yeah that Hollywood crowd loves to portray Germans as bungling losers I guess that's why It took everybody in the world to stop them

[@sabrecatsmiladon7380]

@@annedejong1040 They were trained in exiting a vehicle and knew the repercussions of exiting too fast!

[@joemag6032]

Apparently the primary goal of this movie's producer and director was to create the most unrealistic piece of crap possible. They succeeded.

[@pietqueens9754]

@@sabrecatsmiladon7380 ,,

[@LuxKadafi]

they are all dying but nobody is shooting them lol

[@Eastcoastline0]

Lmaooo

[@TheClaudHamilton]

Probably the shockwaves that did it. Those were some pretty big explosions.

[@infinixnew1886]

? @@TheClaudHamilton

[@TheClaudHamilton]

@@infinixnew1886 Sorry, is there something I need to explain about my previous comment?

[@atomicstarlord3567]

@@TheClaudHamilton Yes

[@MrManga2011]

4:25 When you accidently press the key to 'delete all units' in Age of Empires

[@cischsr2794]

@Hitler Loves Anime ok, replu

[@cischsr2794]

@Hitler Loves Anime yes, i love both castle and game

[@ErnstvonBauer]

Mortars fail to hit a single round at the train German officer shoots with his pistol with a pose explosions* explosions* Then German soldiers start to flee The officer shoots them grabs a MP40 German soldiers start to have organ failures or stroke :l keeps shooting with-out reloading (is that like +50 ammo?) ending- the officer also gets a heart attack

[@unechat1140]

Also I think the officer shot one of his men

[@jeremyasher297]

Train roars down the track with a Russian engineer onboard. *explosions* 8 Germans try to stop the train. German officer grabs an MP40 and reloads it and fires at the engine of the train

[@jeremyasher297]

Train comes closer to the German position as the Russians open fire on the Germans and then the train is ambushed. BOOM fire everywhere 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@jasondaniel918]

Yeah "Reel" versus "real."

[@gertoortmann1229]

10 years ago, how time flow

[@GameCrapDE]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA omg check the "dead" soldier at 4:58 hahahaha best actor ever :'D

[@theorncampbell4432]

He was just taking a nap.... and yawning.

[@val4803]

He's not dead, he's injured, still breathing, dont you see that??

[@memirandawong]

oops!

[@football5964]

anyone else notice the Germans using an american 30.cal MG at 1:30?

[@JohnsonTheSecond]

Could be captured, that's understandable this late in the war

[@JohnsonTheSecond]

@Venus Vortex14 i know

[@theorncampbell4432]

I did. I figured that it was just captured. Not as fast as German anti- infantry guns, but arguably better.

[@Vietcong01]

@@theorncampbell4432 30. Cal arguably better than an MG42, said noone ever

[@grahamwilson1358]

captured weapons were common

[@johnhenry9453]

No way people really wasted money making this movie or watching this in the cinema. No way

[@edwardandrews1381]

It was a " Made for TV " movie !!

[@MM-vv8mt]

Apparently the only Waffen SS company that didn't have a panzerfaust. America won WWII because we had Telly Savalas.

[@HemlockRidge]

I thought he was Greek.

[@georgepierson4920]

@@HemlockRidge Aristotelis Savalas was born in Garden City, New York, on January 21, 1922, the second of five children born to Greek parents Christina (née Kapsalis), an artist who was a native of Sparta, and Nick Savalas, a restaurant owner.

[@hrfvandermeer]

I also enjoyed Kojak a lot at the time.

[@timsparks1858]

Savalas was Major Hartman 3 times for Dirty Dozen TV movies.

[@markbaker1128]

giggle

[@Peterbilt379-t95]

Does anyone else hear that train screeching it's brake? I Heard it from two movies and TV show 1.thomas and friend classic 2.the train movie

[@heidiwilks5316]

This was apparently directed by a 5 year old.

[@RolfSchreiter]

perfekt passend zur Zielgruppe! ;-)

[@rovhalt6650]

Whoever came up with this scene, I'm sure it all looked a whole lot better in his head...

[@Partyaap050]

4:24 wtf? they slipped and died or something?

[@Jonny_Red]

it was a vision they had of present day footballers like Neymar etc 30 odd years ago :D

[@user-and-id]

Low fps

[@dagmitchell7580]

Maybe shellshock?

[@bakers2366]

They were lagging

[@internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

A memetic kill agent was flashed into their minds. Their died before even realizing what happened

[@tobylaroned]

One simple dynamite to derail that train would have done it

[@christiangibbs8534]

That was, without a doubt, the most flamable and explosive train depot ever built. It was like watching a pileup of Ford Pintos.

[@kaitimebb]

Tactical advice: if you wish to stop a train, seriously, remove one section of track at a curve. Save the ammunition.

[@xFlared]

i love how everyone dropped without any taken damage and how everything blew up few feet from the train even without touching it. so dramatic.

[@smokinghobbit1987]

Even when taking the "old age" of this movie in mind this must be one of the most unrealistic warscene's I've ever seen.

[@inesmolina1598]

EEUU

[@henrikknudsen]

I love how german soldiers randomly die from minor blastwaves just when exiting vehicles on several occasions.

[@GermanSoldier341]

its one of the worst WW2 movie ever.

[@lulzalfest]

Same level as the Battle of The Bulge film that Eisenhower himself had to denounce for being so inaccurate.

[@jerrythebaum4388]

Damn this has enough explosions to make Michael Bay blush!

[@MercurioMaudlinfae]

I love how the already burnt out wreck of the truck violently explodes on contact with that wooden shack.

[@freak4388]

lol, this gave me a good laugh, hows that comedy called?

[@radioyankee]

Sctv Farm Film Report movie review: " it blowed up good!. Yeah, blowed up real good! "

[@schlawa]

After burning down Europe, the German Army is unable to destroy train trecks. Thumbs up for this one.

[@minniedog1553]

Luger v train you decide

[@John-ob7dh]

Same as colt 45 1911 versus German tank.

[@torcaace]

Accurate portrayal of the Germans being incompetent during ww2 lmao

[@SnowElf_96]

4:03 - "I'm out of bullets" "WHAT" "What is this" !!!! SARUMAN!!!!!

[@robmontier3770]

You didn't see the MP40 with the 5,000 round magazine?

[@TheJFish94]

What movie is this? Update: This is from the 1988 tv movie The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission, which was the fourth and final film in the series, which I didn't even know The Dirty Dozen had a sequel let alone three.

[@TellySavalas-or5hf]

Telly's finest hour.

[@seanbryan4833]

I guess there was a really good reason why nobody knew there were sequels.

[@williampittman4560]

At least Lee Marvin and Ernest Borgnine returned for the first Dirty Dozen sequel. It wasn't great but it wasn't this rotten either.

[@LS-oq3qh]

This puts the entire Rambo series to shame.

[@KevinTuok]

"Directed by Michael Bay"

[@Hans-jl8ml]

Not Ebay?😊

[@GoogleMail-cp6xp]

No, Donald Trump.

[@AnnoyingSwedishGuy]

Saving private Ryan, eat your fucking heart out!

[@JZsBFF]

lol

[@EdmundLoh]

Gotta love the way he fires the pistol lol

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

Got to love the actual Soviet artillery tractors they are using.

[@cheahphaikimmpauline239]

This is not from Saving Private Ryan but from The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission.

[@TellySavalas-or5hf]

Yes, good intel!

[@raspvidy]

This was based on a true story in WWII where the allies were on the brink of defeat. So they sent in the train which single handedly won them the war.

[@josephbritt6890]

No

[@roberts5539]

@@josephbritt6890 i'm pretty sure that was a joke.

[@roryobrien4401]

@@roberts5539 Britt, being one, has no sense of how inept his army really was.

[@rubenoteiza9261]

That is not true. The war was won by John Wayne on one of his off days.

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

That would be an awesome propaganda movie.

[@AnnikiSterling]

I need that MP40 with infinite ammo :O

[@Fishfingers232]

love how the mortar shells have no effect on the rails or the train, not to mention the incredibly unrealistic inaccuracy of the crews.

[@annedejong1040]

first rounds fall really close, too close a target and moving target ofcourse so pretty good actually

[@trident6547]

The mortars are not really good for that purpose.

[@rucsok15]

4:25 BAM heart attack

[@fredericklee4821]

Too stupid for Germans. They know the train is coming soooooooooooooo just remove a section of tracks and let the charging locomotive spill down the soft embankment.

[@tihomirtomov25]

Too easy for producers to made this shit ........................

[@DawnOfTheDead991]

This movie was made in a country that doesn't exist anymore, Yugoslavia

[@overcastandhaze]

It's still shit.

[@hasanthegamer3614]

lol

[@Jwitkowski1]

Ceasing to exist was punishment for such a laughably horrible movie.

[@sergiogregorat1830]

@@Jwitkowski1 Unfortunately, the punishment was the bombings inflicted by those very former allies, whose ass this film would have liked to kiss (it was a social obligation, at the time).

[@SuperOriginalGuy]

lol I love how the German commander guy just pulls out a pistol, like that's gonna do shit

[@SOU3118]

3:35 Thomas & Friends braking sound

[@Robert6P6M]

Have you ever thought that the germans LOVED capturing foreign equipment

[@mikesacklyn2372]

For all you history buffs out there: One Pak 40 75mm anti-tank gun and one mg34 machine gun crew covering it = toasty train.

[@114Charles]

the shells hit the tracks but nothing happens to them. What a movie.

[@JamJam_Music]

wtf did i just watch?

[@panzerwolf494]

on second viewing of this, I think I realized why the trucks explode like that. Seems they were built by the same Ford designers that graced the world with the Ford Pinto

[@oneeyedman99]

This deserved an Oscar for best dance sequence.

[@Alex_Guy1011]

The Battlefield 1 Armored train in a nutshell.

[@alachabre]

Telly Sevales as a sixty year old infantryman. Totally believable. Farm Film Report would have loved it, everything blowed up real good.

[@TheSlomeGast]

love the pose the german officer strikes when firing his pistol

[@TRUMPER007]

I believe this is from The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission!

[@Mwraf]

I love the fact their focus on the train itself and not doing these two option. 1. BLOW UP THE TRACKS 2. SHOOT THE DAMM FUEL INFRONT OF IT

[@Palora01]

Wow just wow, so many unintentional funny things in just this bit: "Commence firing! At the trucks that are between us and the train, that we parked there."

[@jackinfo4345]

3:57 THE OFFICER SHOT HIS OWN MEN

[@nikitakhrushchev8316]

The Germans did that. “No surrender.”

[@SlavicUnionGaming]

the officer was a nazi

[@trevortrevortsr2]

Gosh that machine gun has an endless supply of bulits LOL utter rubbish

[@GREECE5858]

2:59 how is the train supposed to stop with a pistol while it doesn't with a mortal????

[@FFaruqi1]

Possibly the worst thing about this film is that they seemed to have a budget big enough to blow up a train, but still didn't seem worth it

[@billywhizz1656]

who told the actor to shoot a lugar with left arm up in the air,and the formation dying was spectacular best ive seen in ww2 movie

[@bobbyricigliano2799]

1919 US Machine gun mounted on German truck.

[@JohnsonTheSecond]

Actually this late in the war captured .30s arent exactly unfeasable

[@bobbyricigliano2799]

@@JohnsonTheSecond I did not even remember posting that comment. Indeed you are correct.

[@ChrisCrossClash]

@@bobbyricigliano2799 Replying 5 years later, what you been doing in that time lol?

[@timbarnes2259]

Just remove a section of rail..

[@paulriesselmann5303]

Not in the script

[@i_m_p_u_l_s_e_]

this is the most epic scene ever!

[@coronelartur.7886]

When you see a german general with a MP40 !! You say: Oh my gosh!! And when you see a german general with stalhlem and mp40 you are surprised.

[@ironwindow13]

They did not have even one Panzerfaust, although it has a trench mortar.

[@MBDmediaman]

Pretty good flick..I saw it in W. Germany as a GI for 30 mos. 1965....just 20 years after VE Day. I recall many German vets in their 40s at the time in the biergartens and we were ordered not to ask them questions about the German death camps, etc. Most did not talk about the war at all. Ever.

[@ierwin88]

I was an MP in West Germany in 1965 and I never heard of any orders about not asking German vets questions about anything. Not saying it didn't happen.

[@terrance888]

Blow up tracks easy.

[@geojove9937]

just movie ...but so many of them and so big lies...some think all has been like this same with all propaganda ,even the movie makers believed they tell the truth so much crap!!

[@andrewstackpool4911]

A 7.7mm SMG versus a train. Yup, that going to work

[@ninjalol32]

Seems like most of this video was watching a train go, some explosions and a ton of German soldiers just falling over for no reason..

[@3113evan]

soo fake. the train wouldve blown up after a few mortar shots. obviously a cheap american film

[@danielgusteau7525]

Yugoslavian, idiot.

[@castelm11]

Perhaps the worst acting I've seen in a long time. A load of old poney and trap

[@christianhoffmann8607]

its like a naked gun movie :D only thing lacking is Leslie Nielsen XD

[@jotabe1984]

no wonder why in "top secret" they made that gag when a jeep slightly touches a truck and they both explode like if they where carrying nukes

[@AlbertoDonda]

3:41 explosive truck, 4:46 explosive train, 4:22 explosive house, 4:36 explosive town! You see, there is a sort of transitive property about becoming explosive...

[@Jimbob7595]

This is my favourite video of all time.

[@mikespears653]

I was scrolling through the comments, and when I saw this it made my day.

[@NguyenNgoc_Music]

What a Fun film of Holywood ! Nobody of German Army died by US, they killed themself by firing the train! They died very simply! The Train is a super hero !

[@dbaker3751]

What is the name of this movie?

[@DrArtist08]

re: 'read a book' - I could say the same about you. The American soldiers uniforms have the single-toned olive drab camouflage pattern used by the Army; US Marines in WW2 used a two-tone camouflage pattern. Either way, the USMC did not take part in European operations.

[@VatiVulk]

It shows WW2 precisely like it was back then in a weird dream.

[@realcritical-kr2dd]

When you try to go against the invincible train in gta v

[@TellySavalas-or5hf]

I was made a general after this operation.

[@Ferdybroom]

the best that could be said is that's it about as realistic as 'Pirates of the Caribbean', but without the wit and swagger

[@Joannes808]

So... a mortar shell wouldn't even damage the tracks on a direct hit, but an exploding truck will kill half a platoon over a hundred yards away?

[@g13flat]

One German to another "vhy are we talking englisch?".

[@JuglarEuskaldun]

Nazis had superheavy tanks and americans had trains, both causing massive casualties to the other band.

[@swatbot2611]

A lot of them died by Self combusting too! They just exploded out of nowhere! What a great movie, trully deserves a Oscar. Fuck movies like Saving Private Ryan, Letters from Iwo Jima and Brest Fortress, this is a real War Movie!

[@bootlegboris]

MOTHER OF GOD that train can explode any car he tuches!!

[@jimclark6256]

Ridiculous, the Germans never vectored the track for the mortars' , really, no-one thought to take up any tracks, really, the German officer did not stop the train with his pistol, really, must have had a lot of fireworks left over from the 4th of July. Terrible movie.

[@Farekim]

I like how the trucks explode on impact with the train.

[@halvarsvensken6465]

okay, I watched this all the way through and all I can say is this is rather dumb but also somewhat funny :D

[@furrywolfy4244]

QUICK! DON'T DO ANYTHING DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, DON'T EVEN BREATH!! EVERYTHING IS NOW EXPLOSIVE! Oh no, I touched my keyboard.....

[@wehrmactmilitary1909]

Lieutenant smoke: "Blow up the damn train Hans!!!"

[@TheBroDude777]

If this movie was a comedy, i'd give it a five-star rating.

[@glup2glup]

After fall of France, germans used captured weapons and planes, like Somua tanks, Dewoitine 520 air fighter and gived many of them to their allies. They already used russian tanks T 34 ! Quality or not, the important is that weapons can kill ennemies. War is so expensive in human life and materials to produce.

[@melburns4378]

German soldiers learned shooting skills from star wars stormtroopers and learned how to die in ballet class.🤔

[@Takster]

why cut the ending? WHAT HAPPEN TO THE HAT?

[@dkm4338]

yes the hat

[@MrDevour]

Dear America, Nazi's knew bullets wouldn't stop a train. Thanks for being America. Sincerely, Canada

[@jmantime]

( ._.)... this must be one of those " MURICA" movies were everyone has " MURICA "Syndrome mix with michael bay cinematics