Final Fantasy Dissidia: Kefka Hates Everyone!

[@assaultgallade9170]

"Ah, the smell of inexperience." Im dying rn XD

[@ShyBiiteVT]

I liked his quote to Squall the best."I see a poser!"

[@unheardydkearts1064]

Can you do magic?

[@mikeprado30]

Also the line to Exdeath is great: Destruction without death? BO-RING!

[@hadesfades]

As soon as I read this quote it played the part

[@CloudyLionHeart]

Can we just appreciate for a moment that Kefka makes bouncy sounds when he walks

[@kirakira4]

Final Fantasy Dissidia: Everyone Hates Kefka. "hm.. " Final Fantasy Dissidia: Kefka Hates Everyone. "Now thats more like it!"

[@Arthurian_Rabbit]

"Time to come home to papa" That...when you know her back story...is some scary shit.

[@finnvaneekelen7740]

Lytl Red Rabet Hode i know right

[@Nosretep]

I don't.

[@makhyusnimakhyusni401]

He use slave crown to Terra

[@marvelgirlxvii]

@Mandalore The Last Meth Bender Gestahl killed her mother and took her.

[@marvelgirlxvii]

@Mandalore The Last Meth Bender also it was 50 soldiers. Did you actually play the game?

[@PhobeBarrymore]

Kefka: Uh, what is it that you want? Sephiroth: my mommy.

[@rikustorm13]

XDDD yes

[@johnmoone8013]

Sigmund Freud is growing stronger.

[@nataliaharvey1849]

lmao

[@GiordanDiodato]

"To be as good as you"

[@ffkerror]

Sephiroth: you're annoying

[@perun1nj]

"Destruction without death? BO-RING!" I wonder if that was Kefka making fun of Exdeath's attempts at world domination or if he was simply making fun of his NAME...

[@Delicashilous]

Both, it is the ULTIMATE spit Punchline.

[@nanamama152]

Kefka: Eww, aren't you hot? Firion: Um... thanks, I guess?

[@carbon6111]

Kefka: Eww, aren't you hot? Firion: Your not the first snake to tell me that!

[@Monkey-081hs]

Does this mean that Kefka is gay?

[@herecomeskefka5611]

​@@Monkey-081hs you can recognize that someone is attractive without being gay Guys just don't do it often

[@sakuracardcaptor4709]

I think hot as in he wears Too many clothes duh. 🙄

[@oventop311]

​@@Monkey-081hsOnly thing Kefka's having sex with is non-existence

[@FacelessScribe]

I love how many of Kefka's quotes have twin meanings Example Cecil: "Goody two-shoes" (Has the ability to switch between light and dark)

[@stef96ify]

"I see a poser" As someone who laments, or someone who makes poses

[@N.A.M.LazyCloud]

"Get lost, fossil." OH DAAAAMN //beatboxing

[@shadowthepikmen]

still would of loved to hear him call Sephiroth a Mama's Boy

[@TheKaptainkon]

Sephiroth is a mama boy

[@assassinscreed00]

TheKaptainkon Actually he was Jenova's puppet, not so much a momma's boy. His desire to learn about momma turned into a brief obsession, which then led to one of the most ironic lines he's ever used: "You are a puppet." Sephiroth and Kefka are pretty cool in their own ways.

[@tiphotisted]

assassinscreed00 Common mistake. Sephiroth's will overtook Jenova despite him being born with Jenova cells. The failure of the Reunion theory answers this. He became psychotic and started using Jenova more or less as an excuse to exact revenge upon the people that created him as well as the world for the hell of it. He always had an ego because of his abilities ever since he was young, so he became obsessed with why and how he was created. He went psychotic after staying in the shinra mansion's basement for 3 days straight. That being said, "momma's boy" is getting old and It doesn't make sense. He cuts off Jenova's head ffs and uses her cells and abilities to his advantage for power. Jenova doesn't have any say over him. He's more of an Anti-Oedipus character.

[@MoNoToNeGaMeRz]

Sephiroth seemed like the only one Kefka was afraid of...

[@WiseTube]

John Nelson Square's needs to reassure how badass (and one dimentional) his main villain and cosplay target really is.

[@TheZombiesAreComing]

1:55 I was totally hoping he'd call Sephiroth a mama's boy.

[@AniGaAG]

Kefka: _JUST met opponent_ "YOU ARE LESS THAN WORTHLESS!" Apply cold water to burned area.

[@moistfarticles6211]

You can still hear Kefka patting his ass in the background.

[@MegaAnimazing]

That's part of his animation before the fight starts.

[@veronis]

LMAO

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

I don't see a problem

[@zoinkedjester4204]

You still have to entertain people man. :o]

[@Uroboro_Djinn]

"I see a poser." OH, FUCKING OUCH! xD

[@christiancristof491]

OUCH

[@EvelynL.1112]

♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ OHHHH

[@rurounigaijinn]

"Whatever."

[@CrystaJoy]

He told Tidus to go back to the beach...and called Jecht a meathead. Kefka is awesome. (I love Jecht tho =O )

[@141Darklink]

Laughed at the Tidus one

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

I see

[@mushroomhead3619]

He also tells the onion knight that children should be in bed by now. XD

[@zoinkedjester4204]

The amount of charisma this elder clown has motivates me sometimes :o]

[@RedWolf616]

I love how most of the other characters say something tough or serious, and Kefka just trolls everyone.

[@theas2179]

Who's that handsome devil?

[@verdeice53]

Kefka hates everyone... except kefka. KefkaXKefka otp.

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

Sounds hot

[@Xylospring]

Like Firion.

[@zapperil]

I like how Kefka insult everyone , and when he face Bartz he just like "You look weary , bro. Want a massage ?"

[@GiordanDiodato]

he is a narcissist, after all.

[@CryBlueofZ]

@@kefkapalazzo9587 I LOVE YOU KEFKY!

[@blackbirdofhell]

"I see a poser!" best. line. ever.

[@Nyrufa]

Now that i re-imagine Final Fantasy 6 with Kefka using this voice, it makes his personality and psychotic affliction that much more fitting and epic! He will always be my favorite FF villain, Sephiroth will never match him.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

"One of us is not serious enough." I think that'd be you, Kefka...

[@deathstar6998]

Zidane takes nothing seriously XD

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

Nah I take destruction extremely seriously

[@Delicashilous]

But nevertheless, I have Fun with it. Until you see my true self...

[@zoinkedjester4204]

@@kefkapalazzo9587 even after 3 years. Why do you take it so Motherfraking seriously? :o]

[@subsystemd]

"I seeee a pooooser" xD hilarious

[@Devilfish6666]

Calling the Cloud of Darkness a fossil was just hilarious

[@juanernestorey5477]

"Get lost fossil" where'd Kefka learn the insult I made to my science teacher?

[@ParaBeetleX]

I love his lines against the fellow antagonists.

[@ravenalucard8685]

"I see a POSER. LOVE IT

[@Jayster210]

"Goody two-shoes!" I see what you did there..

[@noisemarine561]

Kefka to Sephiroth: long hair and a long sword. Overcompensating much?

[@Saturas35142]

vote for Kefka to be in KH3 :D

[@yuukiterumi2061]

Kefka:I think I'll become one of those organization 13 losers just to so I can DESTROY MORE WORLDS

[@Crusader-Ramos45]

Awesome!

[@ejelecflametails6657]

Square said that no one from Final Fantasy will be in KH3

[@Crusader-Ramos45]

😦 Not even Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Tidus, Auron, Leon, Aerith, Zack, Cid, and Sephiroth?

[@ejelecflametails6657]

+Fernando Ramos absolutely no one look up KH3 on Wikipedia to see why

[@pedrosoares2170]

"I see a poser" "Go back to the beach already" "Ah! Just another loser" hahahahaha

[@KubatheChangeling]

Actually, it's Kefka hates everyone, but himself! X3

[@kefkajrexperiment]

He also greeted mommy Terra.

[@Umbrella2]

Anton Stiensen clearly sarcasm.

[@GiordanDiodato]

well he is a narcissist

[@jamesbutlerx64]

It's like Kefka loves himself

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

James Butler You gotta love yourself

[@MillenaKusaka]

My fav is "ooh...who is that handsome devil?"

[@UMCorian]

Should have been. Sephiroth: Kefka: Oh look, THE MOMMAS BOY.

[@killerdragon5584]

Destruction without death? BORING! >:D Best Kefka insult. Ever. Specially the way he says it. :)

[@HumanDevilTV]

"One of us is not serious enough." gets me every time xD

[@redsabre69]

love what he says to Cloud "Ahh the smell of inexperience!" o.o

[@ivandelmostacho2296]

You are not a soldier

[@uristmcblogger8692]

Now whos that handsome devil?!... -Kekfa

[@StriderZessei]

Kefka is only made more awesome when you stop to think that he's voiced by the same guy who voiced Saito, the one-eyed sniper from Ghost in the Shell.

[@DarkSilV]

To all FF6 Fans Is this how you have imagined Kefka talk and laugh?

[@9fmradisapratama]

+Jason Saarela I see Jester is 136% similar to Kefka especially his laugh.

[@598gh]

I've always imagined him talking like Freiza from DBZ XD

[@sterlingmuse5808]

+DarkSilV This is close, although its definitely better than what I originally thought

[@nightperson1012]

No. This is so much better.

[@LoganSewell83]

I used to imagine him as Jokey Smurf.

[@LittleHayabusa]

"Destruction without death? BO-ring!" XD!!! Sounds like something Deadpool would say!

[@GalenNight]

Some of these can make interesting forum weapons

[@elguaro3]

"meatheads, meatheads everywhere" kefka knows memes

[@kbowman772]

Ummm...Kefka apparently doesn't hate Shantatto

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

kbowman772 Why would I?

[@dainardcoldgamer808]

Because she poses power to destroy world.In ff11 shes scarriest Black mage in the world

[@stef96ify]

Seems to have an interest for Ultimecia's space-time manipulation too...

[@marvelgirlxvii]

He doesn’t have a death wish

[@Sairiui]

"Kefka has completely lost the plot" These remarks that each of the characters have aren't based around the plot. They give their opinions of each others' games and how they act.

[@Nyrufa]

*reads title* "This is not news to me"

[@Malkmusianful]

I love how Kefka can't even figure out Sephiroth's goals.

[@MegaUMK3]

1:37 is probably my favorite.

[@MaliceVanguardTF2]

RED Engineer yup XD Kefka vs Kefka, who will win? Kefka of course!

[@chocolatMouse]

I love his voice actor, he did a really good job!

[@TheEronston]

He should say in Sephiroth: ''HERE'S THE MAMA'S BOY!''

[@EmpathNaga]

Somewhere in the game, Kefka describes Sephiroth as "Just another sadist with a god complex - like THAT'S anything special!"

[@marietanner3771]

Kefka: You are less than worthless! emperor: what like the -12 dollar bill?

[@robnewman84]

Ah just beat ff6. Having been an ff7 fan boy for my teens and now I'm 29 I gotta say. 7 was in many ways just 6 with a makeover. And I'm not complaining ill probably play 7 again soon it's been a few years :)

[@supermegaman88]

i love how everyone is so serious and kefka is insane and funny and the same time.

[@DeathbringerShini]

While Kuja has poetry in all the destruction he unleashes, Kefka was the real first crazy villian. Kuja had to have other people do the dirty work for him though, by unleashing the war with the 4 nations. While Kefka just depleted the entire world by the movement of the statue.

[@Aqua311]

It's just occurred to me that there is some similarity between Kefka and Sephiroth. Both were part of experimentation that made them exceptionally powerful, both were solders who followed orders, and they both killed their employers. Kefka kicked Gestahl off the Floating Continent and Sephiroth stabbed President Shinra.

[@1985kyogoku]

"You are less than worthless!" certainly, he is "Emperor" lol

[@GreenAndBlackCA]

And we actually WITNESS Kefka commit his crimes. With Sephiroth we're only left to assume...

[@Madhatter91791]

"how about you give me that power"...and that fabulous outfit

[@nataliaharvey1849]

"I see a poser!" what? lol

[@EvelynL.1112]

Natalia Harvey POOR SQUALL!!! XD

[@Anniebobanny]

"How about you give me that power?" Kefka wants to be a Sorceress!

[@RazuX5]

Sorcerer since he’s a dude but I think he just wants the ability to mess with time so he can cause a lot of chaos.

[@BleachIBG]

"Time to come home to Papa." Rule 34.

[@MetalFusionMaster]

kefka is at the top of my favorite villian his lines crack me up "Son of a submariner" XD

[@gabriellaivanova2388]

2:26 Never knew Kefka would get so annoyed by Kuja

[@starlord3266]

It's called *Diss*idia for a reason

[@shibba2517]

To Cloud of Darkness "Get lost, fossil" Bwuhahhah

[@betarugula8886]

The best one is him versus himself

[@DGamerAlliance]

Hmm... What is that like?

[@betarugula8886]

In the video :-P

[@DGamerAlliance]

oh... that um... "handsome devil" one. EW!

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

"And when I'm alooooone, I **** myself..."

[@lolstationvita5922]

1:37 - Kefka loves himself.

[@redtheboulder2338]

"get lost fossil" this is killing me XD

[@rox5]

You can hear the "pat pat" off-screen

[@meganico98]

"Ohhh! Who's THAT handsome devil?" Selfcest much, Kefka?

[@KingdomFantasy669]

Yes Kefka, I agree. Cecil is a goody-two shoes. And so it the Warrior of Light, and Firion, and the Onion Knight, and Terra, and Bartz, and...Really The Poser and Cloud are the only ones of the main ten who aren't goody-two shoes.

[@EternalXSamurai]

You haven't seen Last Order, the real events of Nebelhiem, Sephiroth jumps into the reactor with Jenova's head, this allowed him to stay conscious in the lifestream for two years, Geostigma infected people with a lethal strain of Jenova Cells that caused them to progressively die, he would then use the dead to corrupt the planet, eroding it, the remnants of Sephiroth were created from the heavy amount of cells at the crater, they weren't clones, he assumed control of Kadaj's body like Jenova's.

[@kevinaugi]

Everyone get mad after kefka say something *except for shantotto and himself

[@kefkapalazzo42]

Ohhh! Who's THAT handsome devil?

[@leonnasagawa]

I loved it when he said to Sephiroth "errr what is it that you want" I've played FF7 several times and I still don't know what Sephiroth wants other than to have Jenova take over the planet.

[@D1Puck1T]

Your bias is extremely blatant. He shows no hesitation toward any of the powerful foes he faces, including Sephiroth. His "confused" question is a reference to how Sephiroth's apparent goals keep changing over the course of the game. That's the sort of thing Kefka would find boring, and maybe even confusing. He's a very straightforward evil.

[@issarss]

when he talked smack to Gabranth....I knew he wouldn't be coming back.

[@gaming826]

Awesome, Kefka is the best villain ever. he can destroy the world

[@gaming826]

I I saw shadow, cloud, yupi, sephiroth, where is tifa?, you forgot zack

[@Punaparta]

"I see a poser!" (because Squall just wants to be cool) "How about you give me that power?" (because Ultimecia is obviously the most powerful character in the whole series) "One of us is not serious enough." (because Zidane and Kef are both just comedians) "Ha! Just another loser..." (BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE LOSERS COMPARED TO KEFKA! KEFKA IS PURE AWESOME!)

[@Forgotten_Lore]

Well, he doesn't hate EVERYONE...he is more then happy enough to call himself a 'handsome devil' but I guess that doesn't count. XD "Kefka has completely lost the plot' Well duh, people have been saying that for years, heck, I think the game (FFVI even has someone saying hes mad or something) so yeah, I think that is what we call an understatement. XD

[@dwellnord7354]

He's mad because of Emperor Gesthal and the Empire.

[@Siodis]

I think he was scared of sephiroth's flamboyant homosexuality

[@LordOfKombat]

Kefka: How about you give me that power! Ultimecia: wtf...

[@askuriamparecoye4450]

LOL, looks like Kefka likes ultimecia

[@gokakashi]

Poor Tidus! XD "Go back to the beach already!" Squall, I just died. "I SEE A POSER!"

[@wolfodonnell7890]

"Destruction without death? BO-RING!"

[@Hellrotted]

Kefka > Sephiroth Sephiroth's transition into "evil" was only a god complex with little to no realistic explination. Least we can only guess what happened to Kefka. Honestly, I think during the times of aiding the Emperor something really bad happened. Maybe he went through an identity crisis.

[@marietanner3771]

Kefka: One of us is not serious enough. Zidane: And that's you.

[@TheMephilesDomain]

"Completed your funeral arrangements?" lol

[@XER4057]

you know..i like cloud as a character and all..but maybe he'd man up alot more often if he'd get some...but in cloud's defense for his...behavior...his world did get turned upside down and people murdered and what not...at least cloud hit puberty unlike Justin Beiber XD..RIP Zack fair

[@DGamerAlliance]

Haha! Oh wait fuck you zacks cool. Haha anyway.

[@horaciosi]

Kefk should of said to Sephiroth: Only one wing? Please!

[@KHFanXIII-ULRoxasXIII]

Kefka: Ahh, the smell of inexperience Cloud:Whatever you Clown...

[@geanlucas6728]

Lol he really called cloud of darkness of fossil

[@jadenwinter8783]

I used to be a sephrioth fan but everything changed when the empire attacked but no seriously I am now fans of both villains more kefka then sephrioth.

[@Showgingah]

Kefka just went full on asshole on FFVII and it was hilarious.

[@alanl.4252]

Two things I learned about Kefka today: 1.) He is might be gay (his comment towards Firion and his attraction towards himself) 2). He tells off the characters like it is lol. And 3). he is hilarious.

[@tarantula_wizard]

But... but... Aw never mind...

[@sterlingmuse5808]

+alan lujano I feel like hes mad to the point of having no preference because he doesn't care

[@kefkapalazzo9587]

I prefer the term Bisexual

[@zapperil]

I like how he roast everyone , while to Bartz he's just like "Hey , you look weary. Want a massage ?"

[@Chayraz2]

Now that's what I call a true work of art!

[@stuungar4034]

Kefka knows better than to talk shit to Sephiroth and Shantotto.

[@TheDumbRock]

You mean Sephiroth, the guy who stole his becoming an angel winged god by absorbing magic gimmick?

[@cereyza]

sephiroth < kefka < shantotto in their respective realms of course

[@exchangediary968]

Kefka is pretty inimpressed with Sephiroth, and he doesnt really understand Sephiroth's motivations for the planet and mother and all there is a scene where he pretty much calls Sephiroth overrated

[@Duchess_Van_Hoof]

"Kefka knows better than..." Let me stop you right there.

[@dagger1580]

Always imagined mark hamills voice for kefka but the voice actor they got to voice kefka here does a pretty good job

[@HereticDuo]

I was a little supprised by his reaction to Shantoto but at the same time it makes sence he'd like her, she was just as absurdly mad in 11.

[@viicious__]

I come back years later, still finding this funny. Great video