Final Fantasy XIV - Ultimate Paranoia [MMD]

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[@--baphomet]

Friend: What is Heavensward about? Me: *Shows them this video*

[@GoukenGassenarl]

The true reason why Nidhogg yearns vengeance

[@LovelyRitaholic]

whoever did this... has done a great service to humanity

[@EsailiaLightheart]

This is what happens when an isolated nation decided they needed more people signing up to be soldiers....A DANCE PARTY OF THE HOTTEST ISGARDIANS IN EORZEA!

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Just wait for the SB edition More hot bois on the way! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jk, love these bois *cept Zephirin.....*

[@PumpkinLicorice]

Seeing Estinien thrust like that is really doin' it for me 😂

[@slysage]

Well.. "Heavy Thrust" is after all an essential skill for a dragoon. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@meymay3100]

I won't see my dragoon again in the same way. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Dragoon has a new meaning for me now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TheSwordofDoubt]

First of all, the animation on those capes is the most impressive thing I've seen in... a while. Especially considering they're not even that well-animated in FF XIV itself, not by a long shot. Secondly, this is officially what Heaven looks like. A bunch of attractive men having an epic dance-off to Shoose songs.

[@FragariaNoKami777]

My thoughts exactly

[@Oiamh_TheWolf18]

Read my mind

[@AkiterraVarlineau]

This is my new favorite thing on the internet.

[@lexysteinberger7725]

The pelvic thrust line at the beginning

[@-mokerly-5984]

We need something like this about SB. (the only problem: We don't have enough husbandos for that.)

[@-mokerly-5984]

Edit: Ohmygod we definitely need a new edition about Xaela husbandos Maybe they could add Alphinaud too this time?

[@meymay3100]

OMG, I want to see Magnai and Hien dance ... and Zenos why not :3

[@-mokerly-5984]

Mey May Zenos... The manly man warlord whose swords absolutely don't compensate for anything.

[@-mokerly-5984]

Mey May OMG Magnai, most definitely him "Child, look at me! See you Azim! Are you my Nhaama?"

[@Puunyamya]

BLESS WHOEVER MADE THIS MASTERPIECE!! HAURCHEFANT

[@sleepybread4900]

+Latter-DayGamer XD I just erupted in giggles reading this...

[@darkangel8566]

Latter-DayGamer agreed

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Haurchefaunt my baby! ^^ Y U DO?!!!!! XD

[@cchavez1285]

『許さないよ』 yurusa nai yo Unforgivable 「あの人はホラを吹きました」 "ano hito wa hora o fuki mashi ta" "You know, him, he was just talking big." 突如　啓示　煩悩丸見えに totsujo keiji bonnou marumie ni Suddenly, everyone's raw desires are crystal clear - my revelation 嘘つきだけを　見透かして告げる usotsuki dake wo misukashi te tsugeru It sees through only the liars, and then tells who they are 摩訶不思議携帯 makafushigi keitai A truly enigmatic cellphone 標的はあの音楽人 hyouteki wa ano ongakujin My target is that composer 甘言垂れ　女性慰み込み kangen tare nyoshou igumi komi Sweet-talking girls, making them into playthings 恋心さえ踏みつぶして koigokoro sae fumitsubushi te Hearts in love crushed underfoot 遊んだ　あの時の私もーーー ason da ano toki no watashi moooo As prey. And back then, even me... 好きだった　憧れてた suki datta, akogarete ta I had loved and longed 『なのになんで？』 nanoni nande? "So, then, why?" 迷妄女子今日も　歩んでく meimou joshi kyō mo ayun de ku A delusional girl spends another day 正義とか体裁　気にして seigi toka teisai ki ni shite walking by, worrying about justice for appearances 被害者と自身 higaisha to jishin Victim and oneself, 棚に上げたエゴイズムとクソスタンス tana ni age ta egoizumu to kuso sutansu blind to her own faults, egoism and a bullshit stance Re;「私は悪くない。アイツが加害者。」 "watashi wa waruku nai. aitsu ga kagaisha." Re; "I'm not the bad one. He's the attacker." その人はやっぱり嘘つきで sono hito wa yappari usotsuki de I knew it, he's a liar 「男性とか全然信じない」 "dansei toka zenzen shinji nai" "You can't trust males at all." 誰に言うでも無い独り言を dare ni iu de mo nai hitorigoto woI don't tell anyone, just speak to myself 翳しちゃう bakabakakazashichau bakabaka and hold this knowledge up BAKABAKA また鳴る携帯　今度はあの人に mata naru keitai kondo wa ano hito ni The phone rings again - This time, it's for that long-face, 馬面なのにスター面さん umazura na noni sutaa zura san bad-mouthing them even though they look like a star たらし込んで私も呼んでさ tarashi konde watashi mo yon de sa Deceivingly seduce, come on, call me too 乙女心食い物にしてた otome gokoro kuimono ni shite ta As you made innocent girls in love into prey 迷妄女子今日も　歩んでく meimou joshi kyou mo ayun de ku A delusional girl spends another day walking by 怪しげな携帯　握って ayashige na keitai nigitte suspicious cellphone in hand 道義だと自身 dougi da to jishin Morality dictated by self, 棚に上げたエゴイズムとクソスタンス tana ni age ta egoizumu to kuso sutansu blind to her own faults, egoism and a bullshit stance 真実と妄信　ハマり込み shinjitsu to moushin hamari komi Truth and blind acceptance. In utter addiction 粗探し鬼　捜しで arasagashi oni sagashi de Finding faults in others in her search for who's "it" 隠れんぼ開催 kakurenbo kaisai A game of hide and seek made public Re;Re;「本当の嘘つきはどこの誰だろうね？」 "hontou no usotsuki wa doko no dare darō ne?" Re;Re; "Now who, where could the true liar could be, hm? もういいかい？　まだだよ　あー mou ii kai? mada da yo aa Are you satisfied now? No, not just yet. ah 見つけた mitsuke ta I've found you out 「貴方だけは絶対に。ーーーに。」 "anata dake wa zettai ni. ... ni." "You alone are definitely...definitely..." 『許さないよ』 yurusa nai yo Unforgivable. 迷妄女子今日も　歩んでく meimou joshi kyō mo ayun de ku A delusional girl spends another day walking by 正義とか体裁　気にして seigi toka teisai ki ni shite worrying about justice for appearances 被害者と自身 higaisha to jishin Victim and oneself 棚に上げたエゴイズムとクソスタンス tana ni age ta egoizumu to kuso sutansu blind to her own faults, egoism and a bullshit stance 嘘探し携帯　鳴り響く uso sagashi keitai narihibiku The lie-searching cellphone goes off - 「次は誰？」テンション　あげぽよ "tsugi wa dare?" tenshon age poyo "Who will be next?" Let's bring up the tension 通達に混乱 tsuutatsu ni konran In notification mayhem Re;Re;Re;Re;「私じゃない何でただの被害者なのに」 "watashi janai nande tada no higaisha nanoni" Re;Re;Re;Re; "Why? It's not me - I'm just a victim." Re;Re;Re;「貴方が嘘つきだ。死んじゃえ。byebye」 "anata ga usotsuki da. shinja e. byebye" Re;Re;RE "You are a liar. Just go die. bye bye"

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Thank you ^^ Much needed Thank you again ^^

[@FragariaNoKami777]

(Edit) *forgot how to spell this!* >.< Arigatou?.... I think Anyway, thanks a bunch! =^v^=

[@lamedumbjoker]

so I just remembered this thing existed and came back to see if it's as awesome as I remembered it I don't know why I was so into this honestly it's just a bunch of husbando dancing....*replay 99th time*

[@-mokerly-5984]

They're way too precious. Screw reality, I want to be the Warrior of Light!

[@Qhaine]

I still love this video seven months later

[@interstella57]

1 year later. This video is still one of the best out there. Thank you for bringing this masterpiece here for all to see.

[@shallowwater]

This is amazing. I legit can't stop watching it

[@Miyavisgirl1540]

Shake it, Haurchefant!!!! Squeee~!

[@FragariaNoKami777]

I'll gladly watch that happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jk, Haurchefaunt is my fav Ishgardian boi though ^^

[@ethanf3095]

All rise for the Male Elezen Anthem

[@lucikruxapache9034]

help i went from just listening to this once to listening to this 12 times over and moreso

[@FragariaNoKami777]

You're not alone, friend! =^v^=

[@Kaffekane]

What the holy fuck is this and why do I not hate how bizarre it is?

[@iluvbeinemo]

OMG!!! I'm going to die with Sir Aymeric and Haurchefant sexi dancing!

[@zexnon]

Woot found this again! It drove me nuts after it was taken down from the original site, and I was jamming to that song I didn't know the name of until now hahaha

[@railko1457]

Haurchefant and Aymeric ♥

[@celessilverfrond8944]

I have no idea what I just watched but I'm in love.. this earned you a subscriber xD

[@crimsonclover1588]

Damn....this music video just made me switch to elzen race and it made me a believer! I can’t stop watching it!

[@VairesSunchaser]

I thought I had lost this fucking masterpiece years ago, bless you for this upload

[@AuraMoonStar]

¡¡ Aymeric 💖💘💘!! Haurchefant 💕

[@michaelsc78]

I think I'm getting addict... 5th time today and I don't think it'll stop. I'm still in shock and can't stop grining.

[@nekoshaaan]

AAAAAHHH THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT HEAVENSWARD AND WILL FOREVER LOVE IT AAAA ELEZEN HUSBANDS

[@sleepybread4900]

....XD I was making weird dying noises and giggling like a weirdo XD

[@FragariaNoKami777]

You're not alone, friend! =^v^=

[@lucahjin]

Dammit Aki, I just sent this to you not noticing you were the top comment. xD

[@AkiterraVarlineau]

Came to watch, noticed your post, logged in only to comment. (HUGS)

[@jesus123lozano]

I... Needed this.

[@NellanaMaethor]

Idk why, I almost prefer the male voices over the original female

[@memyself6659]

Nicole Paradis Because there is nothing wrong with a straight woman openly finding men more appealing xD.

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Same here

[@LittleSparklingStars]

Because GigaP and Shoose, thats why

[@KittyKatWirefly]

nosebleed in 3...2...1

[@-mokerly-5984]

0. But where's Alphinaud =__=

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Alphinaud-..... THAT'S A GENIUS IDEA!!!!!!! Now I can't stop imagining that >.

[@orokanaangel9907]

I can't stop hitting the play button, lmao

[@paladinandrew8538]

Someone poured boatloads of love into this. Nicely done.

[@Murdus81]

I hate that i enjoy this...

[@rumika]

oh mY GOD

[@darkangel8566]

rumika i know right

[@BeauFana]

i love this

[@darkangel8566]

I watched this like 100 times😆

[@johnathonroberts8200]

Thrust, thrust, thrustthrustthrust. You know what part I'm talking about! :D

[@NewTechnologyDot]

THIS IS AMAZING XD

[@さわぽん-z6q]

ぜひアルフィノ様も踊らせて欲しい！！

[@Mimiru22]

You should totally do one for storms blood!!

[@fawnhogg8400]

I'm not sure how I got here but I don't regret it 😏

[@johnathonroberts8200]

I...really want to see this done live action.

[@animeluver4ever911]

What? Um uh what? I think I have issues. I am not sure how I got here but it's too late now.

[@breadisdead5456]

go elezen boy go!

[@shinjuutsumeo]

see all Heavensward(at least the ones we remenber) dancing like that is very nice.

[@patriceguerrero7649]

YEA. AYMERIC

[@YvaiatheDemon]

wtf I didnt know I needed this in my life O///O Hauchy best ;///;

[@MidnightEvelynn]

If this isn't heaven....I don't know what is 😂😂😂😂

[@FragariaNoKami777]

It Heavens Ward~ Close enough though =^v^=

[@chritofgodfighter4210]

c trop trop bon, ENCORE :)

[@kaishuno]

Wish I knew what they were saying : /

[@Oiamh_TheWolf18]

*sees title* : why was this in my recommendation feed again? *clicks video* : OH! KZbin I LOVE YOU! For real this video is amazing! And DEFO what heavensward was about. Estinien will be ma fav heavensward husbando - sadly not Aymeric cause of reasons, XD

[@Winterwhisp]

omg who ever made this i love you 😂😂😂

[@nicolecromwell3861]

...

[@sylveretlanquairt288]

Artoirel

[@FragariaNoKami777]

For life

[@mahougesu170]

Lovin' that one generic Midlander Hyur at 1:29

[@michaelsc78]

He's the warrior of light shown at the HW trailer.

[@IsabelleCajan]

I need Aymeric and Hauchfaunt models

[@수학-j7w]

I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this XD

[@gracedawnknight3527]

lol i love at 3:41 where the black dragoon tried to blend in with the sheep btw it didnt mean to sound racsist so please dont take it that way.

[@FragariaNoKami777]

OMG XD Just now saw that! Thank you

[@슈우웅루루땅]

good!

[@SanyaBane]

Best version

[@michaelsc78]

Can't seem to find the original song anywhere. I just keep smiling at this so I would love to see what the original is like.

[@maryempire1104]

Aymeric 😍😍😍

[@Darkmarine40]

I am so confused.... Ah what the Hell. Is good.

[@johnathonroberts8200]

This is the cure for depression.

[@captain_76]

plz more...

[@PopotoPoto]

Oh my!❤ i have no shame! *drools

[@FragariaNoKami777]

I has no shame either XD This is perfect

[@AyantanoAzem]

who is the original uploader? because song needs to be updated xD, estinien has new armor xD and shows his face.

[@FragariaNoKami777]

He looks hotter that way ^^

[@crazinkcf1840]

That's rad

[@AuraMoonStar]

Aymeric 😍y guapos salen vestido de novio

[@TheMajesticKnight]

Elezen man take me by the hand

[@lambchop9289]

yesyesyeysyesyeyseysyesyesyeyseysyesyes

[@IzzyCoventina]

I would love to know what this song is but I can't find it anywhere

[@Random_Kelsey]

+GothicGirlGwen Higai Mousou Keitai Joshi

[@kkoongkka]

in eng "Persecution Complex Cellphone Girl (lol)" sung by Shoose and GigaP

[@Oiamh_TheWolf18]

I need those models. They are amazing! The animation is better than Square Enix themsleves

[@Dracullina]

God's gift to mankind.

[@FragariaNoKami777]

At 2:55 ………. long live Haurchefaunt

[@FragariaNoKami777]

Also, help me!!!!!!!!!! I broke the replay button XD

[@FragariaNoKami777]

I'm also gon learn how to dance this dance then find a way into Comicon or the the next fanfest

[@akemibarrera1961]

HOW DID THEY GET THOSE FFXIV MODELS!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!

[@akemibarrera1961]

Oh! OK i just barely learned how to rip models. I'm actually in the process of putting them on Deviant Art for MMD models!!!

[@SersiSays]

Can I get the title of the song please? +_+

[@guavasaur5623]

Persecution Complex Cellphone Girl (LOL) 【GigaP & Shoose】 is the specific cover used in this.

[@piroshi3rd]

H O W

[@xichigox]

OKAY WAIT BUT WHAT SONG IS THIS?

[@kia_shine]

I laught so hard, this video is so good! xDD Love it

[@-candy-cats-9532]

i would like to know how was this made , if any1 can tell me ? >

[@sheepenneepen1305]

Not my proudest fap

[@solaran90]

Definitely my proudest fap.

[@EyepatchCiel]

Oh my gooood I looove thiss! does anyone perhaps know where I can get the Aymeric model? ;;

[@EyepatchCiel]

got it ayyyy

[@Demira11]

Could anyone tell me what the dance move from 00:44 - 00:45 is called? It would be greatly appreciated. :)

[@zomb33ni]

............... what..........

[@Vic-uf9qn]

I've feel soooo gay this much!

[@someonesomewhere5667]

Rip xD

[@silverman824]

Nightmare fuel lol

[@afewxhitposting]

I might have a problem between my legs

[@vain_x]

Any idea who sings this? :)

[@malornacross]

+Vain Title: Higai Mousou Keitai Joshi Singers: Giga-P (ギガ) and Shoose (しゅーず)

[@malornacross]

+Vain I found a youtube video of the original song.

[@vain_x]

Thanks :D!

[@sandray.1324]

Ser Aymeric :OOO

[@missing592]

anybody know which song is this?

[@michaelsc78]

"Persecuted Delusional Cellphone Girl" original "被害妄想携帯女子（笑）" I linked lyrics page at the comments. :)

[@foggy5249]

Wot... ze... fuk?

[@zeehero7280]

WTF... LOL.

[@milosralevic]

-nng? nani??

[@FragariaNoKami777]

XD 10/10 I'll sub to you bcz you spoke Japanese *is in the process of learning ^^*