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[@ladya1724]

I can tell Tahir was a teacher. He's got hella patience explaining stuff to them 🤣🤣🤣.

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

I woulda lost my patience when ole girl wouldn’t entertain a hypothetical situation where god doesnt exist. 🙄 so weird.

[@16vth87]

He was a teacher if u didn’t know

[@Ozmosesfr]

@@kungfu_kenny4135 bruh she was not having it 😂😂 she a was about to have a panic attack 😂😂😂

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

@@Ozmosesfr I know! It was so weird! Like Kev was a legit youth pastor, and is still a devout Christian and I feel even he would have entertained a hypothetical like this. Those types of people are so strange to me.

[@jlatt4788]

Keenan do the ads like his girl sleep in the other room and she work at night 😂😂

[@victorsweets2282]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek]

Hilarious

[@scarletfierce4209]

😂😂😂

[@youngmillz5274]

He does a pretty good job considering the fact his real talking voice he talk fast as hell lmao.

[@justmy2cents208]

Omggg at her big age Meg really be googling stuff and pretending like she already knew it... 😂 We can see you girl lol

[@joabphilosophy2138]

Big age and big shoulders lol

[@bsimms583]

Ay bruh that's what smart people do - research ahah.

[@justmy2cents208]

@@bsimms583 it ain't the research it's the front that it's previous knowledge that's the funny part lol

[@Deezy_Ankh]

Ngl, her general oblivious, aloof nature is what makes her annoying to me, yet also it's still endearing bc that's just who she is.

[@MasterJ202]

She always does that and she lies a lot like an annoying amount

[@BbyDAp]

pats jokes are like the cut away scenes in family guy

[@frankth3rd]

This is the best analogy I heard for Pat lmao 10/10

[@MASTERPIECEFROMGOD]

Nah that’s CP 😂😂😂 his scenarios be so colorful

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

@@MASTERPIECEFROMGOD it’s literally both of them 🙄 you can bring up someone else without invalidating the other. So weird.

[@MASTERPIECEFROMGOD]

@@kungfu_kenny4135 ………… anyway

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

@@MASTERPIECEFROMGOD ego check. Weirdo.

[@KeeshD]

Don’t get me wrong when y’all in person the energy is unmatched, it’s a whole vibe 🤌🏾 but I actually prefer this format, you can hear everybody.. no side convos, jokes even hit better. I’m satisfied 😌

[@icarlyrocks1011]

“You meet God and you gon ask him why he let slavery happen?” “No! Jesus, have some respect” 😂

[@chhart79]

This took me out!! 😂😂😂

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

Yeah that was a little wild coming from Patricia 💀

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

Also, if god is real, you’d be a fool not to ask why he let all this bullshit happen frfr.

[@bigguy906]

@@kungfu_kenny4135 He didnt let anything happen We brought this upon ourselves when we sinned He tried to save us but we too stubborn💀

[@thickthickly]

I can't believe they let Tahir get away with "Ossum stew" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cr5cc]

Pat story about the Bible was hilarious... only other person who could do that is cp... them 2 together would write great movies

[@lazedout8755]

For real

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

No joke! They’re both so creative and their minds work in such a wild way, they turn everything funny man

[@RobertLewis__4]

😂 I laughed so hard. The aliens would get annoyed with all the questions

[@TheKittyGalore]

Seriously! I was cracking up!

[@r.b.t.v]

Meg never does the activity she always knows somebody or somebody cousin 😂

[@prissyfelicity]

The amount of patience you have to have to listen to Meg Tahir asks a simple question each week & it’s met with 10,000 unnecessary scenarios that don’t have nothing to do with what he asked

[@lashaonda]

Finally someone said it.

[@blakeharris58]

Morning Meg. Shut up! You just mad because the day is starting! 😮

[@marytem95]

The second topic has me gone 😶

[@mweeming]

It's almost like they're friends and know how each other are. Y'all are weird in every video about their dynamics like they don't get it. It doesn't matter.

[@charlessantos6248]

That's why she's a good squad member. I also get annoyed sometimes she's necessary tho🙂

[@jadarenee4554]

I'm not even 5 minutes in and the best part is pats face going “wait I'ma dad” 😂

[@icarlyrocks1011]

Everyone looking away when Tahir started describing his vasectomy 😭

[@AskYaAuntAboutMe]

I felt the same awkwardness they felt 😂😂😂

[@StuntbikeOzy]

He acted that shit out in like 4 other episodes, it's getting cringey lol.

[@jennaharris6053]

I love it. Normalize getting snipped 👍🏾

[@avril.m.l]

@@StuntbikeOzy you must be young to consider that cringe. That wasn't cringe at all. It's a normal thing adults do when they don't want kids.

[@StuntbikeOzy]

@@avril.m.l Learn to understand ma'm. Acting out a vasectomy with ya hands in like 5 episodes..That's what i find cringey.. Not the procedure itself..

[@WilliamsTanisha]

I love how Kanisha was like I am wild as hell but....what we not going to do is not have God.

[@codesent2125]

I love that too! I said preach Kanisha!!!

[@SeeItLikeItSub2It]

Right!

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

Invalid. She’s being a wet blanket to the show. It’s not cute to be delusional.

[@ladya1724]

Right! 👏🏼

[@CourtneyMichelle]

Period!!

[@dayvid009]

The look on Everybody’s face when Tahir said “sliced me it open”😂😂

[@toniminor161]

James took it and ran is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 💀😂.

[@dayvid009]

ZWTH and Squadd Cast back to back days again. I USE TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS 🙏🏾

[@MartyMcFly321]

“You don’t wanna go to Zion but you wanna eat deep fried cockroaches” 😂😂😂

[@Natboii19]

That 18/19 minute mark is a great movie concept 🤯

[@reginaldgilliam9452]

The way everyone looked when Tahir said his nuts 🥜 got sliced open hilarious 🤣🤣

[@8abydoll242]

17:38 yea like the reference from the movie “NOPE”

[@lazedout8755]

Pat is honestly a great comedian who doesn’t do stand up 😭

[@achronos178]

Random, scenarios making Lou Lou single is the funniest shit LMAO

[@MrKingfraser]

Before even starting this episode I’m immediately picking being made by aliens because who tf would choose the matrix

[@just_jaah]

I’m surprised Meg as knowledgeable as she is doesn’t know people in Vietnam eat a wide arrange of insects including palmetto bugs who are roaches

[@yourhomiechillinvibes]

She don't fuck with her Asian side like that...

[@Chelthesea]

@@yourhomiechillinvibesshe’s Korean why tf would she know all about Vietnamese culture?

[@dreahunn969]

@Chelsea Oyebola she act like she know everything else

[@MasutaMJ]

And even with that knowledge I'm good

[@KuroSinseii]

@@Chelthesea They also eat a large assortment of insects in South Korea

[@91891Terrell]

Im not watching y’all while eating anymore… 😂 😂

[@eklctc]

I don’t understand why the first question was such a conundrum. This is all scenario. It is very possible to have a foundation/existence that doesn’t acknowledge a God or one where that concept isn’t at the center. It’s also entertaining to know a bit about someone’s character & experiences And see that person’s reaction to a religious belief. Then, again, maybe that’s the reason for the passion…redemption at some point.

[@Deezy_Ankh]

It's a conundrum bc most black ppl, the general majority of us are very closed minded and basically oblivious when it comes to that subject. They don't read. These are basic 'comedians' not intellectuals. They're generally clueless when it comes to most things. Their bewilderment is their shtick. It's most of their content. That's why they're good at it, bc they're genuinely confused or unaware.

[@angel1202003]

i mean yea it’s a hypothetical but if someone believes in something as big as God it’s hard or even impossible for some to just.. erase God from existence and still fathom an existence.. existing lol.

[@angelh6345]

Best pod to wake n bake to Mondays Love y'all ♥️🌴

[@meechy9166]

That part! Shorty! How I’m kicking off the day, it’s only right hehe🙌🙌🙌💨💨

[@number5mama461]

Exactly…and I get mad there’s not a daily episode! 🤬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love these guys! 😍

[@number5mama461]

LouLou just made me laugh/cough and strain a lung! *Mumbles* : “Pat won’t go to Zion but he’ll deep fried roaches”!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@serenityq26]

farm all day. alone = my every day life. farm = acres land = far away from people!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS PARADISE AND A DREAM COME TRUE! you have NO idea how much i want that (or an island). owning farm = free gym, a purpose, never bored, always something to do, etc etc.

[@novacainemuzik]

Kanisha was trying her damnedest not to be damned for laugh at them god jokes

[@eliseenvisionz7588]

Tahir is a beast man. The facial expressions tell it all and the brief pauses. Complete genius.

[@cupcakejonez7923]

Somehow Pat saying "drop a sample off" VS Tahir saying it sounds funnier...😂

[@The_Werbenjagermanjensen]

Great episode!! Y’all are so funny! Love all you guys! ❤

[@olivejuice1424]

Pat squirming hard af during the vasectomy talk lol

[@Jgvbvvcfc22]

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[@montejonesn]

"StoneQuest" 😂😂🤣. Meg is hilarious. Said Tahir was on his yabbadabbadoo quest! 🤣😂

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[@anikarobinson4023]

lmao not eating no roaches on purpose. I've eaten squirrel stew, I could handle opossum stew!

[@jamprophet2181]

Tahir saying "submerge your nuts" is the funniest shit ever

[@vss5383]

This is random but i clicked on your page by accident. Do you make those crochets yourself? That scarf is gorgeous!

[@victorsweets2282]

Thank you for making my Monday work day great

[@victorsweets2282]

@hit me up @official_AllDef Is today my lucky day?

[@Lowdee1000]

Meg turned to Auntie Meg real quick…”you said something bout a D, naw you shouldn’t got her that😂😂😂”

[@diamondjones9348]

I had to do a project in high school where we had to bring our fav candy bar to school we had to look at it under a microscope and count how many insects parts where in our candy bars… look it up the FDA approved 225 insects parts 225 grams of candy so we eat roaches, flys , rat hair , bug legs everyday 😂😂

[@lloyd9524]

Why does Pat look like he’s wearing that fake nose, mustache, & glasses combo

[@ABlackMan9]

At this point y'all should really take CP off the thumbnail😂The man was on like 2 episodes and was gone

[@91Kellz]

YAY! I c Kenisha & Pat.... I'm happy 💕💯

[@andrebelfon6738]

SOMEONE CALL JAMES IN HERE🤣🤣🤣

[@eklctc]

There are people eating fried cockroaches…seasoned ones, chocolate-dipped ones, too. It’s not a new thing. Meg should know that. It’s not an American thing.

[@JBoy8822]

Tahir memorized those vasectomy instructions to a T 😂 I got snipped 6 months ago, now fully healed I don't regret it. I can undo it later if I change my mind too! Bruh!

[@MisterFoolie]

If bro in the ad would take his hoodie and beanie off he could turn off that loud ass ac unit 😂🤣😭 24:33

[@theMAOER]

I wish Tahir would rock a 'MEG DON'T KNOW!' shirt...she been fakin' the funk lately lol

[@ExtraordinaryE901]

Lately?

[@charlessantos6248]

WE ARE NOT GOING TO SLIDE PAST WHEN MEG SAID "WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT PEG LEG IS FOR!? "Peg" leg? That is a stupendous joke 🤣

[@nothingsnewunderthesun]

Meg Scoop look like Nicki Minaj and Patrick Cloud looks like Jack Sparrow. Tahir Moore looks like Tisha Campbell from Martin

[@DivineDivaDee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DirtyDanlo]

LMAO WTF

[@Jaebydabay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sojichu3723]

"You don't want to go to zion, but you gonna drink cockroach milk" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mochagawd]

Tahir said "Pat belongs to the streets... of the Arts District. " That is one of the best underrated jokes in Squadd Cast history!

[@codesent2125]

Pat with the roach dipping sauce 😂

[@Jgvbvvcfc22]

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[@LivinMyJeffLife]

32:26 *Frottage* is number 1 in the search 😭. & Fried Possum is on there too😅

[@ndagger8]

Pat & LouLou was looking like I was... ...during the "Balltalk". Lol

[@jnaut6059]

Pat said “it’s not like you can drink the broth” 😂😂😂

[@heevestenry5384]

🙌🏾 Back to the Zoom format. Let’s go!

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

I prefer it to the ones where they’re actually together tbh. I can’t catch as much during those because everyone’s talking over eachother.

[@heevestenry5384]

@@kungfu_kenny4135 They seem to get more of the core group in the Zoom format. In person, they try to shoot too many back to back when Meg is in town.

[@nothingsnewunderthesun]

I hope anyone that see this have a blessed day and that things get better for you every day in every way. That financial blessing is coming.

[@ChiefChokeaH03]

Don’t want to eat fried roaches but want to eat fried shrimp??? ☠️🤣

[@yosemiteem]

Pat.. That No Jesus have some respect worked on so many levels lol I don't think they caught that one lol

[@SIMONE_F]

Paddling with your feet using StoneQuest.......that deserved more laffs 😂😂😂😂

[@pandadragon863]

Love Meg but she will say anything to prove a point 😂😂

[@CoupeThaMajor]

Lmao we don’t eat possum anything in Alabama 😂😂😂😂

[@zamirecook3093]

“You Can’t Take Away God In Any Scenario” 🙌

[@avidb3052]

Facts

[@Jgvbvvcfc22]

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[@joedog625]

Yes you can cause he don’t exist 😂

[@monicacarter8105]

There are places in the south that eat possum stew.

[@hamady08]

How many times we gotta hear about Tahir's vasectomy? lbvs 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@tiffanygibson3040]

I took an allergy test about a year or so ago for pollen reasons, but I found I was allergic to cockroaches too. I found that to be so random lol.

[@you_can_call_me_T]

I mean, MapQuest might have come out in 96, but at that point we weren't relying on the internet for anything. It was very much a novelty. I got my driver's license in 98 and I had to (1) learn the streets, (2) keep a map in the glove compartment, and (3) keep some quarters on me in case I needed to call for help.

[@justlikedavid]

Another great episode!🔥

[@meechy9166]

Kicking the Tuesday morning off with ADD fam hehe😄😌🙌 Only way to kick off the morning!🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨 Sending much love and blessings to y’all!💯💯💪💪🙌🙌🙌 Flawless cast here!Amazing Chemistry!💯🔥🔥Pat just wanna rewatch all the women he’s been with😅 “I belong in the cage” took me out!😆🤣 but we are def already living in the Matrix💯 signs are everywhere.. Or at least it’s better to look at the world through that perspective, living in crazy times💯🧐🤦‍♂️ Stay Conscious and observant💯💯🙌🙌🙏🙏✌️✌️✌️💙💙💙💙 Peace everybody💜💜💚💚

[@onij2157]

Grenadians eat Possum (Manicou)… I’ve never had it but if I had to choose between that and fried roaches, I’d eat the Manicou 🤣😩.

[@xzajft]

a fellow grenadian

[@chrisxgf]

Some Trinidadians as well "wild meat" is huge here.

[@MissCheryl810]

Also I seen that Frottage search pop up lmao

[@MsJaniece]

Good morning everyone

[@andrebelfon6738]

YA'LL SHOULD TRY GETTING AROUND IN THE CARIBBEAN🤣🤣🤣 GPS HUH! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ejonesfrmg]

Pat said when did the streets drop like the streets is a new mixtape😂

[@AshliCashli]

Pat said ✨️corn✨️ lmaooooo

[@amandamanley7641]

Meg got mav taking the sat's next year, talking about be easy on the kid

[@RomaroBrandon]

Aliens, possum soup, pirate.

[@laminsherman2859]

Zoom calls are so much better than in studio.

[@chrisdragnet722]

Yup……they talk over each other in the studio.

[@tisha292000]

Meg isn’t lying about manicou( possum), some Trinidadians eat it too

[@MissCheryl810]

The Lucious Tate Mad as Hell picture is craaaazy!!! I was hoping they clicked on it when they were looking at the possum stew

[@serenityq26]

owning a farm alone doesnt mean being single, tahir is adding stuff for no reason lol. you just live and work the farm alone. you can still go get some if you so desire

[@andrebelfon6738]

ZION WAS MUSTY, PER TONY BAKER MEG WOULD LOVE IT THERE🤣🤣🤣

[@TheEverydayPreacher]

Anyone else fast forward past the vasectomy part?

[@ronibigbangnicole]

I honestly wish I had know it was coming so I could've 😂😂

[@TheEverydayPreacher]

@@ronibigbangnicole I was so squeamish. Lord.

[@halfandhalf07]

Yes! Used to be maps before tech.

[@MsFittness]

#KanishaBuss and I HAVE TO BE the same age. Everything she's saying is my life...frfr🤣🤣🤣

[@tretizzle]

What Tahir said at the end of 17min and 26 sec was an episode of the original twilight zone

[@zacchaeusmanning2540]

Kanisha basically saying she ain't going down wit the rest of yall lol then LouLou got alil lost in the scenario

[@1Butterpecanrican]

Pat the Fluffy Flussy 😂

[@keenanjohnson231]

Kanisha really couldn't let the god part go, it was really holding up the conversation.

[@kungfu_kenny4135]

Shit was mad annoying to me. Tahir has the patience of a saint. I woulda put her out the zoom and pretended she left.

[@seventyninestudios]

Imagine getting to meet the creator and you're made to shower or wash your hands before you come in because they know what you've done.

[@KingKuma909]

I changed my answer when I saw the fried roaches too lowkey 😂

[@trecemiddleton]

For the record, I'm in Atlanta & we don't want a possum or eat possum. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Skeins]

First segment remind me of the movie Defending Your Life

[@blakeharris58]

On the Matrix question, Lulu is crazy. Zion *parties* may have been fun but on regular days of the week you live in a cave and eat cured egg whites for every meal. Everyone on this panel would be shocked to find out that lobsters are just oversized cockroaches.

[@AlabamaJones901]

Ain't no way I'm eating a deep fried roach, I mean the amount you would have to eat to get full alone would be sickening. That Possum Stew gonna look like beef stew with the right chef

[@shacyrachoctaw4621]

“Possum Pot Pie” is alliteration from Hell.

[@panblacksolutions]

They were so uncomfortable thinking there was no god.

[@JOmega2007]

Deep fried roaches or Possum Stew? Possum Stew, next subject!

[@panblacksolutions]

Pussom is more like pork, it's got a thick layer of fat before the meat that makes it salty.

[@nanalove195]

Lolol😂😂😂 I love how they are so confused about how island people know where things are and how to get there. Born and raised in Nassau Bahamas. The island is literally only 21 miles wide by 7 miles long. When you grow up there, you’ve seen memorized the whole island by the time your 10. GPS is not really a thing cause it’s not really needed. We direct people like “ when you go over the hill, it’s the first right after the light, go over 3 speed bumps and make a left. It’s the green two story building on the left. Upstairs with the pink door” and I GUARANTEE you those directions are ACCURATE. 😂😂😂 I love my people