Finding a New Home Is Hard - Key & Peele

A landlord’s tour of his listing leaves quite the impression.
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[@daddytachanka8076]

“ He a good kid... *he smoke crack though* “

[@smurfyday]

Addiction doesn't necessary mean a bad person.

[@daddytachanka8076]

@@smurfyday you are not incorrect. But the joke though, pretty funny.

[@thegaff8460]

beat me to it

[@erico1120]

Crack is wack

[@MrE_]

@@smurfyday yea but addiction does make people act differently, and makes them dangerous.

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Honestly, at least he cares about his tenants

[@jasondodd3808]

Agreed

[@nkosig4995]

Oh hey that's from fantasy high

[@happyperson1513]

I would want him as my land lord

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

@@nkosig4995 HOOT GROWL

[@bigolpandabrr1695]

I had a landlord in a slum that made the landlord in this sketch look like a saint.

[@theotherside931]

*I've never seen such a caring landlord before. Protects his tenants with such tenacity.*

[@KandiKlover]

Even supplies his tenants with a piece. Pre-filed serial and everything.

[@valentinarose9165]

@@KandiKlover and everything 💯

[@PaladinGear15]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that thought xD

[@gamersresidence6040]

a knightly defender indeed!

[@Kinobambino]

Gentlemen indeed

[@seandavis8831]

*drops down onto floor* "Anyways, while we're down here, check out this floor" The level of salesmanship is unparalleled

[@blazerknightz5259]

Facts

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

Yes, in this case the level being about 4.5” off the floor (and quite parallel to is as a matter of fact, most salesman normally being perpendicular to it😉).

[@WandererTheLost]

I mean he was paralleled to the floor.

[@zzzzzz69]

Craftsmanship

[@tmbpotatoe5975]

dude is very skilled gotta give him respect for that.

[@gimpinmypants]

That’s a born salesman right there. He didn’t waste a single opportunity to say something nice about the apartment. That was some nice hardwood floors.

[@brianbrown4894]

Pure professionalism if you ask me

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIuriWNtnpiImbs

[@TinkerTailorSoldier1]

While we’re down here... 😂

[@scarling9367]

Did you see the grain?

[@dutchman226]

Little did he know Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston were buying the house.

[@jamessirot854]

The ending explains why they stayed for at least a year when Purplebeard entered their lives.

[@HeinzPeter]

I don't get it, why they started doin' coke?

[@thomaskretzschmar5]

@@HeinzPeter crack

[@HeinzPeter]

@@zosutosu Thank you! I did not get the joke at first, which i usually do with K&P.

[@HeinzPeter]

@@thomaskretzschmar5 thank you pee-man

[@thepoopman9951]

@@thomaskretzschmar5 BROTHER WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND EACH OTHER

[@mastadonking3816]

He's not the landlord we wanted, but he's the landlord we need....seriously, dude is uber eccentric but he is on top of his game. I could sleep comfortably at night.

[@javierestrada4308]

Im with you 100 percent until you said sleep soundly at night

[@javierestrada4308]

Actually im with it, we gonna make sure we strapped

[@GlocktopusG]

he said cats

[@Shifuede]

He's gonna drax them sklounst.

[@willeon8020]

Sweet sound of safety when you hear a gunshot at night and know its the landlord protecting u

[@abhishekdhyani401]

“Mistook his 9mm...that’s a pistol, honey” 😂

[@ThreeWhiteSoldiers]

oh now I get it.. now I get it

[@32bit27]

@@ThreeWhiteSoldiers now, I dont , what is about ?

[@sandeepfrancis3568]

@@32bit27 pistol... U know....as in big gun small gun.....

[@DragonBlack199]

@@sandeepfrancis3568 no bro it’s a gun of the long ass variety 😂

[@nobodygoesthereanymore4992]

@@DragonBlack199 It's a concept.

[@user-ch9zq9kn4p]

That's one tough landlord, keeping his house clean in a crackheads neighborhood

[@eltonjohntubola3212]

It takes a crackhead to deal with another crackhead.

[@howiethao277]

Mostly clean. You gotta remember bout that 9mm hole in the wall.

[@ananass8030]

@@howiethao277 yeah that ONE 9mm hole in the wall. One. Don't be too picky

[@spiderverseguru7739]

@anan ass fr

[@lisalewis4181]

Crackheads be everywhere tho... closer than you think.

[@downsyndromedelux2566]

“He a good kiiid, he smoke crack doe” that part has me on the floor

[@dylanhecker6686]

Same thing Joe Biden said about his son

[@triskits_mmm]

@@dylanhecker6686 hunter b da homie

[@TheOrionApex]

And while you're down here, take a look at this hardwood floor. Built same time as the house-feel that vintage.

[@cmd0113]

The way he said "I will fight you with my sWord cane" is what got me

[@personface108]

smokecrackdoe

[@beauxtibideaux9919]

Everytime someone says "he's a good guy" I always add "he smoke crack doe"

[@Kinobambino]

Imma do that from now on

[@ggundercover3681]

now I gotta show this vid to my friend so I can make this reference all the time

[@embryonic7692]

I know so many good ppl who smoke crack _doe_ ! So, props to the sketch haha. *Fuck Stigma.*

[@MikeCoxlongg]

Mans really pronounced the "W" in the word SWORD.. 😂😂😂😂

[@vincentvango2882]

"I'm-a cut you with my Sa-Word cane" XD

[@sithotaku]

that sent me

[@katiekat9697]

Hahaha that had me dying 🤣

[@Bonserak23]

Swoard da cane hahaha

[@MrShou-nw7yv]

thank you, i checked the dictionary and u r right , first time know that I have been always wrong this word as an English learner

[@trenhead17]

Dude keegan can play any possible role imaginable...

[@BassByTheBay]

He's great, but when I think of playing any role imaginable, I think first of Peele who has shown incredible versatility.

[@trenhead17]

@@BassByTheBay true

[@stevemaster7094]

@@BassByTheBay true

[@PacoSuwasuwa]

I want Keegan to play Jordan

[@CLNDSTNStudio]

He can also play any impossible role unimaginable

[@CarlosConsorcioCastellanoPerez]

To be honest he seems like a very caring land lord.

[@GRosa250]

I have to agree. It’s clearly a tough neighborhood and the apartment was pretty nice all things considered. Just don’t be late with the rent and everything will be good.

[@gamecreatorc]

I mean, his primary job is literally to get the place rented so the owners can get more income. Nothing wrong with that but don't fool yourself that managers/landlords are trying to help people live better.

[@solague14]

@@gamecreatorc I mean its business dont take it personal

[@roryross3878]

@@gamecreatorc word

[@kekfreedomheritage5633]

What is his name again? Is it Devione? He really seems to have nice places. But I heard he likes to smoke rocks.

[@hotsan2776]

That’s a pretty nice apartment, not gonna lie.

[@Zeldarw104]

You know right that's what I said! 😂😂😂🤭

[@nancybreaux9684]

That's a spacious home lol.

[@yoinkaim1499]

And here a was thinking shit if that's cheap in America "I might just make it" LMFA😃😸

[@nobodygoesthereanymore4992]

These nuts were pretty nice on your chin.

[@AndrewFlameiing]

ecentric wood might i add :3 you can tell by the green XD

[@justinstergar6757]

I thought at one point he was gonna say “drax them sklounst”.

[@pettybee3860]

Lmaooooooooo

[@tanyawade5197]

That’s the dad of one of those terries-hunters on the plane🤣. Or maybe the uncle🤷🏽‍♀️.

[@ambermiyuki7476]

Get hypothetical on that Terrie clavicle.

[@lierx.agerate8230]

These skits be having better twists than some movies

[@redadamearth]

That's one thing about Key and Peel that's always impressed me in their writing; they know how to END sketches.

[@Michael-ol2gv]

@@redadamearth You got that right

[@santinovaughn9336]

🥇

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIuriWNtnpiImbs

[@rasheeda1303]

The ending deep🙁

[@_Pikalika_]

This ain't a crack house, this a crack home

[@majarini]

Underrated comment 👌

[@cynthiaholland13]

😂😂😁🤣

[@andrewengstrom1516]

This underatage is tragic. It's a crack HOME.

[@laurenn7511]

😂😂😂

[@jennifer9047]

Hoho meme

[@funny-video-YouTube-channel]

Unexpected ending.

[@liamsagucio61]

I don’t understand the rock thing can someone explain

[@apollo6718]

@@liamsagucio61 crack

[@TheSilentHeel]

@@liamsagucio61 Oh you sweet summer child

[@tonylee1667]

@@liamsagucio61 rock is slang for crack cocaine, a drug for broke niggas that cant afford actual cocaine

[@tonylee1667]

@@TheSilentHeel oh you broke

[@tylerb6981]

The fact that they tolerated all the crap that was happening for so long is the absolute STATE of finding a rental these days.

[@tribaldiva88]

Facts! 🤣

[@turtleanton6539]

They do smoke crack doe😅😅😅

[@iluvpho4416]

Omg the prequel we didn’t deserve

[@aleksandar9873]

exactly

[@ladykissthevelvet21]

You said prequel. What's the name of the next part?

[@deesnutz334]

Prequel? This sketch came out first.

[@Mccarter1000]

@@ladykissthevelvet21 look up “key and peele purple haired midget”

[@iluvpho4416]

@@ladykissthevelvet21 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJ63f3WMmrmbnqc

[@user-ob7xi5yi7x]

I lost it when the landlord said "while we down here" so casually, as if he didn't just admit to getting shot-

[@darealepic]

If you live in the neighborhood as long as him,that's probably just the same as seeing your neighbors return from work

[@deirdra6990]

I ain’t gonna lie...I’d rent from him. He knows the block and would have my back. Especially if I was a crack head myself.

[@javierestrada4308]

Fuck ya, thats real talk, id rent with you, you be the brains , the eyes and ears and ill be the muscle

[@jjhh375]

Can I join you guys, I would do your taxes and give you some legal advice, I'm weak, weird and kinda depressed, I need company and protection.

[@hankmoody7974]

I mean.. there was a crackhead in there.

[@anoukfleur2513]

Man though... the neighbourhood may be a problem but damn that’s a good landlord, true dedication to keeping his tenants safe. I’d pick him in a heartbeat tbh

[@TheMofobuss]

"Ain't nobody...gone see him...again"

[@wjveryzer7985]

do you know what other skit they did this quote in? It keeps reminding me of another cant think of it

[@Uzi7Boy]

Made me think of Griffy 😂

[@berlinblast5736]

Had me rolling, he killed him or arranged to have him disappear for sure.

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

You forgot that HARD swallow between his words. It just made everything more final.

[@otshepengditshego2991]

Thats where he got me coz you remember it was a funny story

[@millionsofmarks2266]

I was waiting for the 4 foot 11 black dude with purple beard to fall from the ceiling

[@jonmercano1138]

Wasn’t he 4 foot 9?

[@millionsofmarks2266]

@@jonmercano1138 I checked, it's 11 😄

[@kellensanna]

I actually think it was 4 foot 7

[@jonmercano1138]

No wait, it was 4 foot 5

[@rafflesmaos]

That dude was definitely 4'5".

[@burningfox4974]

All jokes aside, he seems like a good landlord, it’s just he’s in the wrong neighborhood

[@BillMorganChannel]

Unbelievable acting talent. He went from kind, polite landlord to killa in no time, and then back again!

[@user-no2ot4gj7l]

Does the landlord come with the House? because damn sure you would need one like that

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

He can track down crackheads like its a gahdamn 6th sense

[@user-no2ot4gj7l]

@@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn The Tweaker buster , angels of the hood

[@ea9373]

This guy is rockin finger waves and curls at the same time.

[@santinovaughn9336]

Wurls 🤣

[@unfazedjae2645]

Jheri curl

[@bellapaigeproctor4342]

Largo Florida all day long

[@greenrose2737]

and fcking gold tooth... thats some straight up og pimp shi

[@jblack8149]

😂😂😂

[@NPE-1211]

I love how committed he is to the role: even kept his elbows ashy! Lol

[@parhamabbaspour6353]

The ending looked like it was written by KZbin comments.

[@theuglyducklingisgodlevelt6104]

The KZbin comments are just quoting the video so I believe we have discovered a paradox

[@lily-mo2gc]

“Aint nobody evah. Gon see him. Tsk. Again” The conviction tho. 😂

[@Arcel93]

😂

[@mothusikopano2419]

Dude🤣😂😂

[@lily-mo2gc]

@@mothusikopano2419 😂😂

[@slimmyhendrix94]

@@lily-mo2gc whats ur instagram 👀

[@champ1159]

@@slimmyhendrix94 down bad

[@jocab4154]

Nobody gonna mention he said “ he mistook his 9mm, that’s a pistol honey”

[@Iyadkay]

What else could it be though? 😂😂😂

[@tatertot3454]

For a remote

[@Iyadkay]

@TheLuminousLion exactly! Not many people got the joke! 😂😂😂

[@otshepengditshego2991]

You did on behalf of us all

[@ninnavinna]

@@Iyadkay what he means is "women know nothing about guns (we are too stupid), so he feels he must explain"

[@nomadicfenris755]

Honestly i'd take that guy as a landlord, never seen one so dedicated to protecting tenants

[@aaralynnlance8560]

"My nephew Crag, he a good kid, he smoke crack dou."

[@tlipscomb6064]

The Shady Landlord: Origin Story, or as @Dirk Venezuela called it, Ramblord: First Blood

[@joshbarber1907]

It all makes sense!

[@amelie3265]

Yes! We need a spin-off series with the shady landlord 🤣🤣

[@frostyflames7864]

Organ story

[@JesusisLord387]

I want the full story! a 90 minute movie!!

[@CrestOfArtorias]

Who you callin shady? Dis man is takin better care of his tenants than most.

[@Dimlights374]

"Oh he is disturbingly small" Some words from the future you won't understand jordan

[@shoshywashy]

hes a good guy. He smokes crack tho

[@tmzebe530]

He about 4 foot 2 with purple hair. Names Gerald

[@devinsilver6227]

@@tmzebe530 Bout 3 foot 11. Purple beard. Names Gerald. You seen him around?

[@deepakprabakar6145]

@@devinsilver6227 Little dude with a purple beard. Gerald. 3 foot 9. Catch him smoking crack around here?

[@Saekeo]

Key really just called it a "S W O R D CANE"

[@masterplokoon8803]

Sword cane is actually a real thing.

[@kylewetzel1750]

This is without a doubt one of my favorite one! I love the landlord and would love to see more of him! Lol

[@kylewetzel1750]

My favorite lines is its a 9m that's a pistol honey lol

[@CougheePls]

A sword cane. I should've expected that the moment I saw him walking with a cane

[@nathanking635]

and he pronounced the w lmao

[@JesusisLord387]

emphasis on the "W" in sword

[@mandreadfg]

Sahword cane bruhhhh

[@jonathanchen1026]

So this whole time they were scared of him finding their drugs lol

[@NellieKAdaba]

😆

[@Wavemaninawe]

He bodies crackheads on general principle. And he probably never sleeps either. 😂 I would be scared to even think of rocks, if I was living in Devons property.

[@pascalharrison6755]

I love how at the end he doesn't even ask them if they still want the house, he just throws out the crackhead and goes to start the paperwork.

[@stealthnegro001]

I think because he'd reckoned by then that the couple were crackheads? lol

[@TrNdke]

The neighborhood might be rough, but the place comes with a great security system!

[@CougheePls]

"I found this place first!" "FOUND THIS? MAN I OWN THE PLACE" *lunges at hobo*

[@quadlex19]

I saw that happening in this video!

[@sethgaston845]

@@quadlex19 me too! 🤯

[@JesusisLord387]

omg i fell out at that lol

[@ahmadriyazuddin607]

I physically can’t just watch one episode of Key and Peele , I have to start binge watching every episode

[@theyeastwiththeleast4718]

Honestly he seems like he’s doing his best, and is having a real hard time right right now

[@ryukyle5913]

Not only is the landlord super caring and protective, but he's also honest as f*ck He doesn't try to cover up a single flaw about the place and just tells the truth

[@GamingMeatBag]

Wish my landlord was this passionate about keeping his tenants happy.

[@ananthvasudevan4459]

"Ok baby, let's hit this rock real quick!" Wasn't expecting this plot twist! xD

[@sabvrao]

What does that mean?!

[@vytasffbismarck7001]

@@sabvrao means they are also crackheads that are just pretending to be customers but probably just looking where they can stay for free

[@ze_abracadabra623]

@@vytasffbismarck7001 but don't they have to pay for rent though

[@vytasffbismarck7001]

@@ze_abracadabra623 thats why they pretend clean so they can later break in i guess

[@meoff7602]

No, it just means they are crack heads and fit right in.

[@ObsoleteTutorials]

"People say the neighborhood is turning itself around" takes on a whole new meaning after watching the whole thing.

[@airthebear207]

"funny story, we got crackheads in this neighborhood"...😂

[@alpaca3213]

The prequel to “when your landlord shows up unannounced”

[@nickdunn7003]

Ahhhh yes the joy of finding a new Key and Peele skit you’ve never seen before

[@beew584]

Did you find it or did it find you?

[@clapdrix72]

I'm pretty sure they are not from the show. K&P are just doing ad hoc skits I think.

[@NellieKAdaba]

The show ended in 2015.

[@simpsonfan13]

Is this a prequel to the purple bearded leprechaun.

[@Ltdayman1000]

yes, yes it is

[@heressomestuffifound]

“Ima cut you wif my sward cane!!!”

[@cheri618]

“that’s a pistol honey” lmao

[@TheMOReviewers]

The fact that the house is actually nice is what makes the sketch.

[@donovan2723]

"Original hardwood floor, from when the building was built!" .. Bruh that means it's just old lmao but he sells it so nice!

[@natashaabdurahman4026]

For us Gen xers hardwood floors are a thing. 😂😂

[@damienpoblete]

To be fair, sometimes you have some floor replacements on top of the existing flooring, which raises all floor levels, screws with the skirtings, needs to have all doors trimmed etc. so original hardwood flood can be a genuine selling point :)

[@kfelix2934]

My type of landlord. I love it when he pulled out the revolver and gave it to them.

[@deandrelottier7817]

"While we down here " 💀💀💀

[@vegalee8955]

😭😭😭

[@bernadetter4904]

I scrome😭😭😭😂

[@saikiranthatikonda3419]

2:09, "And mistook his 9mm. That's his pistol honey" 🤣🤣

[@brandoncarolus5335]

Obligatory “finding a key and peele sketch you haven’t seen before is like finding money in your pocket

[@dominon929]

Well they do have all 5 seasons on Hulu for every single sketch they’ve ever done.

[@kawikadee9670]

That's the kind of landlord you want because he's always watching the place for crooks.

[@JP-zr5yf]

Incoming "Finding a new Key and Peele video is like finding $20 in your coat pocket" comments...

[@virgo2511]

"My newphew craig, he a good kid.........he smoke crack tho" lmao 😂

[@amylee898]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@motv-independentthinkingfo3817]

THE UTTER INSANITY THAT THEY WERE PARANOID AROUND HIM ACTING SCARY THEN END UP HITTIN THAT CRACK REAL QUICK AT THE END😂😂😂😂😂

[@rorys162]

Casually adds "sword cane" to grocery list...

[@j-wallsmash3417]

That’s what I look for in a landlord. Someone who cares

[@ComicalRealm]

Back then: Finding a new home is hard Now: Finding a new home is impossible

[@lostone9700]

they all have roaches like how and why.

[@karenmadison7891]

"ok baby, let's hit this rock real quick" 🤣🤣🤣 I love them! Bet you didn't see that coming 😜😂

[@BEASTNYC]

Best landlord ever existed! Truth, truth and more truth! Loving it

[@anayravindra8369]

“Oh sh*t my bad, I had this homeless crackhead trying to set up a house in here yesterday. Almost had to beat his ass, man.” What a safe neighborhood

[@firstnamelastname9524]

Thanks to him

[@Vastral_Nihil]

Plot twist: The Landlord smokes crack too. He lives in the attic.

[@mexicanbatman8157]

No its ketamine and he's in the basement cause basement gang is where its at

[@matthewgarettyconnorlinkme3429]

and probably also a haunted kid’s toy

[@NellieKAdaba]

Yes 👍😆

[@diwi5823]

2:25 you could see Key’s bald head through the wig 😌

[@irvndtn]

this looks like a prequel to the unannounced landlord skit

[@MyName-sx3mr]

It's actually a different house, but everytime this couple decides to move, it's always the same damn landlord. They're haunted by him.

[@malachimerriam1640]

“Imma slice you with my sword cane” lmaoo 😂😂

[@zglrd8938]

Swword

[@omar.88]

I can't imagine quarantine without key and peele

[@publichustlaz77wayz]

I thought that was Craig. I ain’t getting shot by him twice 😂😂😂😂

[@mrfantastic5874]

2021 still finding new sketches.... this is crazy🙆

[@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545]

Why did I read this as “Finding a New Homie Is Hard”?? Lmao

[@lucasmarckx6988]

yo me too 😂

[@pizzaburger9928]

that would be a good skit

[@kesarsandal9935]

It is hard tho :(

[@klas666]

It's not, there's all kinds of homies: white homies, Asian homies...

[@lucasmarckx6988]

@@klas666 😂 ogs know

[@motodunnito]

'While we down here, check this out. . . ' That's some good marketing skills right there.

[@kl0wnkiller912]

"Ain't nobody... ever... gonna see him again..." ROFL... that was great!

[@nyirrarobie7636]

Peele: "well while we're down here", as they're on the floor lol

[@alpaca3213]

“We’ve got a bunch of crackheads here”

[@aabhinnav]

When someone puts a bullet mark on your freshly painted walls, you'll get just as mad.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Just make it a hat rack

[@aabhinnav]

@@PanAndScanBuddy Haha 😂

[@michaelsouslin891]

"I thought Craig was rolling back. I ain't getting shot by this mf twice damn." 😆

[@hammerandgrease]

The best part of this is that he's actually a super nice, caring landlord from the look of it lmao. I've had worse.

[@mogul1]

Seems like a great landlord to me, doing his best in a rough neighborhood.

[@cantloze4717]

"Finding a new home is hard"... But finding a new key & peele is easy

[@bryanf6638]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@cantloze4717]

@@bryanf6638 oh, That's tight

[@BertMMA]

With Trivago

[@lepari9986]

It is not easy to find new K&P :(

[@jonnylawless6797]

I respect his commitment to keeping his building safe. He's willing to disappear people for his tenants.

[@m0cha413]

Screamed when he yelled “who tf here”😂😂😂

[@thepoopman9951]

I’ve always wanted them to make more sketches with the shady landlord🙏

[@chopperman4788]

Ok baby let’s hit this rock real quick was not expecting that 🤣🤣

[@kevdude]

Man those cabinets are nicer than anywhere I've lived in my life.

[@cissia10]

Thanks for making 2021 worthwhile. Your videos make my soul smile 🤍

[@hermanandretti3665]

"Check out this grain brother, that's craftsmanship" in tears hahaha

[@yuuh193]

As someone who is new to this sketch, this makes the Shady Landlord one even funnier. "Ain't nobody, gon' see him- AGAIN"

[@dopeblacktherapist]

Ain't nobody gonna evuh...see him...again. The severity in his voice lol

[@christophertubbs280]

If Gerald popped up with his purple beard I honestly would have passed out from laughter. 😂😂😂😭😭 Devon himself is the best landlord 💯