Just like my pops😂😂😂😂don’t give a flying fk about what he saying
@marvyn_wez4 ай бұрын
I aspire to be like this man one day 😂
@claywebb7864 ай бұрын
Retirement at its finest
@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc35174 ай бұрын
Yuck
@BagofBeansz4 ай бұрын
@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517life
@maiqthecoward71324 ай бұрын
@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517you’re gonna be like that too one day don’t worry
@yylfordt61254 ай бұрын
You KNOW he bought his first house for $8000....
@guyonthecouch0074 ай бұрын
Seriously lol
@woods2icyy6774 ай бұрын
I like how he grabs the one on the complete opposite side 😂😂
@Taxmandarmus4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 he wanted no parts of it.
@TheHated0ne4 ай бұрын
@@Taxmandarmusand who can blame the guy. Ain't no one want that blackened chicken. It looks dry 😂
@MariaEOD4 ай бұрын
@@TheHated0neI buy my chicken 🍗 like that! I don’t want no half cooked chicken
@giggityeffyou4 ай бұрын
@@Taxmandarmus lol seriously. He probably thinks Dave did something to the chicken
@Taxmandarmus4 ай бұрын
@@giggityeffyou 😂😂 exactly, talking bout the nicest one, how younknow?🤔😂
@arsenal100619904 ай бұрын
Proceeds to ignore him and pick another chicken! 😂😂😂
@SaintSirius1004 ай бұрын
I would be aggravated if I went to grab a chicken, and this guy was standing there guiding me to said chicken .
@matthewrudolph73834 ай бұрын
I would be appreciative of his wisdom.
@jeffyboi69693 ай бұрын
@@matthewrudolph7383 thats weird cause like, no one asked.
@wilfordbrimley15063 ай бұрын
Then you need to stop takin life so seriously and laugh
@Hashdollars2 ай бұрын
Good thing it’s been a month and you still can’t afford to buy a chicken 😂
@Oldaccount77777Ай бұрын
@@jeffyboi6969 You're a weirdo.
@mikez27844 ай бұрын
Bro made costco chicken his whole personality
@bruceaskew21074 ай бұрын
This guy doesn't want anyone to touch his chicken but tries to make this guy buy a chicken he touched 🤦🏾
@Unknown-pn5xq4 ай бұрын
Serious question. Does touching the containers surface have an effect on the actual chicken?
@carbineentertainment26144 ай бұрын
@@Unknown-pn5xqeverything does even the moisture inside the container
@anh78074 ай бұрын
Not only that but he's eating and touching all of them.
@KingBlaisy2 ай бұрын
I mean the chickens aren’t cooked in those containers and the employees don’t wear gloves. Why care about someone touching the containers when someone has already touched the chicken itself? Before and after it’s cooked.
@trealthadopesmokaa86564 ай бұрын
That guy didn't believe a word coming out his mouth 😂😂😂
@blueskin73774 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@philsuh57004 ай бұрын
She’s trying to get some attention, Dave! Take her out for some chicken 😂
@KILLERTOAST2484 ай бұрын
We not gonna talk about how the last video he's about to whoop some ass for that cookie, then now he's got it?
@FullTwos4 ай бұрын
We knew he was gonna get the cookie
@rrai-4 ай бұрын
Dont snitch
@benfrank42744 ай бұрын
He handled business
@dirtboi69154 ай бұрын
😂I was about to say the same thing bro lol
@JimskiBeatz4 ай бұрын
Lmfao stand-in on bidnizz JuHeaddddd
@HelloHello-zv6qb4 ай бұрын
Einstein of Costco.
@naimgrizzly72804 ай бұрын
Little darker that means its a little better cooked lmao oh really ? 😂
@-m-b20654 ай бұрын
Proceeds to grab the lightest one on the bottom shelf as far from the nice one as possible lol
@Stumme-402034 ай бұрын
Fine. Leave the good ones for the rest of us.
@a.little.damaged4 ай бұрын
Other dude saw him tough the chicken 🐔
@Nile6o24 ай бұрын
He doesn't want over cook chicken still juicy
@cjmy27013 ай бұрын
"been there too long" 😂😂😂. I'd trust the crazy guy who's been there all day.
@faithevolution5524 ай бұрын
I guess he won the fight over the double chocolate chip cookie 😂😂I
@marioarias98414 ай бұрын
So this why Doc wanted Marty to do 88 mph at the clock tower. So he could get his plastic containers with chicken in it. 😂
@rickylandry99794 ай бұрын
Bro got the craziest case of ear hair I ever saw 😮
@plamoretti6734 ай бұрын
Gross af
@bryanmorales14394 ай бұрын
Grabbed the chicken in the back: been there to long 😂
@DingDong-gn7hj4 ай бұрын
Man listen to dave when it comes to roasted chicken he live for it. He has the barcode of the chicken on his shirt.
@kevinmillerelizondo4394 ай бұрын
Dude my mom does this at Sams. I always feel like a teenager everytime we shop lol im 30 lol
@adriennebloodworth65974 ай бұрын
God I pray him n my mother don’t bump into each other back there! She’s the most famous woman at Costcos.. I’m talking hours🙄🩷
@Cree_running_rabbit4 ай бұрын
He should move in there he's there everyday like doesn't he sleep OMG this is how you save 15% on your car insurance hahaha lol
@Adam-ms2wg4 ай бұрын
He’s not lying though
@OneWayShorts194 ай бұрын
His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀
@Adam-ms2wgАй бұрын
@@OneWayShorts19 yup
@hshdhdhdsydy4 ай бұрын
wait till he figures out this stuff mostly likely isn’t pure chicken and he shouldn’t be worrying about LED’s😂
@jum3aa4394 ай бұрын
It actually is chicken, its not unhealthy to eat. The sodium is too high but its full of lean protein m
@Bigpapspsosoodww12344 ай бұрын
Didn’t even grab the good one. What a lump! I would’ve grabbed gramps choice any day
@staymad99162 ай бұрын
Boy that chicken looked dry as hell tf you talking about 🤣
@joshuahartley22373 ай бұрын
“Want a piece of the cookie?”she said,”fuck no!”in her head
@kathye.89163 ай бұрын
I love this man he is the best!!
@captainjaneway804 ай бұрын
I love these kinds of old folks
@reececisneros16224 ай бұрын
Costco man keeping you big as hell fr
@72blxxdbpsfoo4 ай бұрын
I'd take his word for it if i was him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@junito10084 ай бұрын
Einstein: that’s the nicest one !! The customer: He touched it…I’m not taking that one.
@HPLAR_AIJEM3 ай бұрын
i like how he still went for the one that HE wants not the one you want🤣🤣🤣
@Darknesssleeps2 ай бұрын
He was telling him the one that’s cooked the best
@chazdeutsch20724 ай бұрын
Dudes cat totally pees in his hair
@seraffimospang92394 ай бұрын
And you help a cat make sand castles in a litter box... Joke being its not even your cat!
@NPCBOT014 ай бұрын
His hair is originally blonde
@DiligentUIM4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jare20674 ай бұрын
@@NPCBOT01don’t tell me my hair is gonna look like someone peed in it when it grays
@ishmellpaul52944 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅😂😂😂😅
@user-wn4gk8wd8r4 ай бұрын
Einstein has really gone down over the years
@OneWayShorts194 ай бұрын
His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀
@user-wn4gk8wd8r4 ай бұрын
@@OneWayShorts19 ya don’t say
@RTPTechTips3 ай бұрын
He almost had another satisfied customer
@DannyHochstatter-mg7fz4 ай бұрын
We definitely got the wrong Einstein!😂😂😂
@49rsNFLsLadyboys4 ай бұрын
This guy played chicken lover on South Park
@danin956264 ай бұрын
He fought 2 world wars for this dammit !
@RobertoLicardie4 ай бұрын
I kind of like him because he’s positive and works for you and not the system lol
@blobbs95204 ай бұрын
Love how he says it's nicer because it's darker and then the black lady comes in 😂
@icomeinpeace37563 ай бұрын
Why do you people make everything thing about race?
@bruhmayne11684 ай бұрын
My guy didn't want a dry ass chicken lmao
@johnc83273 ай бұрын
This is my wife. Inspecting each chicken looking for the best one.
@AnAppleWithEyesАй бұрын
He ain’t wrong. Gimme day burnt bird
@Rollintogames4 ай бұрын
This man is a living meatcanyon skit but hes wholesome
@LionMayne983 ай бұрын
Bro know what he’s saying the I be getting my chickens from Sam’s Club tho
@unknownmanufacturer26694 ай бұрын
He's got experience he's willing to share 😂😂😂
@harman67194 ай бұрын
bro smokes so much even his hairs are yellow😂
@TooManyButtonss4 ай бұрын
Dog is like “Gtfo my face man” 😂 ppl like this were the worse when I used to work jobs like this 😭😭😭
@Spence944 ай бұрын
Got hair in his ears connected to his mustache 😂
@perfectlydess3 ай бұрын
i see he won that cookie😭😭
@fatPanda10012 ай бұрын
That woman looks very friendly ❤
@katatonic7263 ай бұрын
Oh yay, here you're being very nice to everyone! I like this one
@erinwatson47084 ай бұрын
He seems pretty sweet! ❤
@JosephBall4 ай бұрын
The fact he has the cookie makes me giggle.
@ethandaniel81233 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen a man have so much ear hair as this man 😂😂😂
@Garf_malarf4 ай бұрын
This guy knows what he wants. I can respect that
@kelliquinn13424 ай бұрын
Listen to the man he knows what he's talking about, I have had almost raw chicken in the middle from Costco before be careful
@Bhombing_oxnard4 ай бұрын
Someone come get their grandpa 😂😂😂
@user-xr3fp1bp9m4 ай бұрын
😂😂 Thats mustard hes dying his hair with😂😂
@amandiepannell7864 ай бұрын
So, I take it that he is a "staple" for Costco?!😅❤
@seraffimospang92394 ай бұрын
The last bastion of American freeedom braugh!
@islandgangent4 ай бұрын
Why he touching the chicken if he hates that 😂😂😂😂
@Rab-ql6en4 ай бұрын
More videos like this please
@AplusTV14 ай бұрын
Safe to say he won 😂
@oh52964 ай бұрын
“Lad I don’t know what you’re trying to sell me, but I want none of it.”
@jstewart6273 ай бұрын
The chicken is around $8 at Martins but you do not have to pay to get in or drive 30 minutes.... or drive at all as it is walking distance
@markavellimedina28573 ай бұрын
He want you to get the burnt ass chicken off his shelf lol
@mhxxd43 ай бұрын
Bro offered a fully bit cookie. I know he would given a piece from the top too
@jeremykrooswyk41554 ай бұрын
Seems like he won the fight😂
@marloz24 ай бұрын
I wouldve grabbed the one he said right away lol
@carterlucianus77864 ай бұрын
No doubt he picked the best chicken. Professional
@Jay-lg7rm4 ай бұрын
Dude looks like he has mustard in his hair.
@Burgh727364 ай бұрын
He knows 🍗
@sleepybot39054 ай бұрын
This mf living his golden years doing tik toks
@gaganpreetchohan30964 ай бұрын
He looks like Albert Einstein 😅
@eddiebailey74043 ай бұрын
bro u picked the driest one 😢
@erictrujillo16114 ай бұрын
This guy looks like Colonel Sanders, brother
@rvond43974 ай бұрын
This dude eats too much chicken😂
@rightthewrong60503 ай бұрын
He’s so cute. Pick out the best rotisserie chicken, with a large chocolate chip cookie in one hand.
@kuruptzZz2 ай бұрын
Yeah I usually go for the one with dark bits
@tinarules56954 ай бұрын
Welp I now know who won the battle of the cookies
@jeremys59042 ай бұрын
For real theres old men in costco who talk about hey are in no hurry because they are retired lol. I said i am in no hurry for the crappiest reason.
@BrandoMeddy4 ай бұрын
If I saw this guy at my local Costco I’d be so annoyed lol
@jimmylangis51134 ай бұрын
depends on my mood but i can totally see it becoming an issue😂
@billybenson38344 ай бұрын
I get the ones that have been there the longest. They are always more tender
@Rocknrollcutie4 ай бұрын
Making me hungry n ow i want some chicken
@DevJB3 ай бұрын
'Been here too long', full stop with hand.
@Mellysgot5564 ай бұрын
Lmao we all been there😂 my mom says the same grab the darker one 😂 tbh this is my number 1 struggle meal, I buy feta cheese and those 3 dollar spinach salad bags from costo as well, i eat for half a week 💀 i lose weight also, it’s been a while maybe I should buy one this weekend 😂
@ShillDozer4 ай бұрын
He choked all those chickens himself. He is now sin free.
@ritafortini52524 ай бұрын
His right about picking the right chicken . The other man well regret picking the under cooked chicken
@donjose65204 ай бұрын
Spitting image of colonel Sanders😅
@kmonette2 ай бұрын
Want a piece of the cookie 😅
@Mixedserpintine4 ай бұрын
Bro $5 dollars?! That's willdddd
@danieljpollack18144 ай бұрын
Dudes part of the costco chicken gang. Piss him off and he'll grease your ankles with a drumstick.
@louieb8754 ай бұрын
Dude is adorable 😂
@OneWayShorts194 ай бұрын
His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀
@OneWayShorts194 ай бұрын
HE IS THE GUY THAT BOUGHT A CHICKEN WITH HIS SHIRT!!!!!!!
@thabisilemoshoeu85163 ай бұрын
I'm sure he even sleep at the shop
@seanlove88184 ай бұрын
He immediately said oh I want the one of the bottom. I like when it has the darker spots too cooked all the way three and juice some light brown needs to be cooked longer
@thomasengel27063 күн бұрын
So concerned about chicken’ hmm ‘ then go buy the best chicken ‘ and it’s not at all at Costco. 😅
@southbayla31373 ай бұрын
What city and state is this in?
@Divici026234 ай бұрын
That man definitely made the wrong choice
@Since-wen4 ай бұрын
Just a marketing thought: if he’s over there showing what the “best” chicken is, does this mean Costco is not putting out their best.