FINDING THE BEST COSTCO CHICKEN!!!

[@isaidhopinyobag3603]

Just like my pops😂😂😂😂don’t give a flying fk about what he saying

[@marvyn_wez]

I aspire to be like this man one day 😂

[@claywebb786]

Retirement at its finest

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

Yuck

[@BagofBeansz]

@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517life

[@maiqthecoward7132]

@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517you’re gonna be like that too one day don’t worry

[@yylfordt6125]

You KNOW he bought his first house for $8000....

[@guyonthecouch007]

Seriously lol

[@woods2icyy677]

I like how he grabs the one on the complete opposite side 😂😂

[@Taxmandarmus]

😂😂😂 he wanted no parts of it.

[@TheHated0ne]

​@@Taxmandarmusand who can blame the guy. Ain't no one want that blackened chicken. It looks dry 😂

[@MariaEOD]

@@TheHated0neI buy my chicken 🍗 like that! I don’t want no half cooked chicken

[@giggityeffyou]

@@Taxmandarmus lol seriously. He probably thinks Dave did something to the chicken

[@Taxmandarmus]

@@giggityeffyou 😂😂 exactly, talking bout the nicest one, how younknow?🤔😂

[@arsenal10061990]

Proceeds to ignore him and pick another chicken! 😂😂😂

[@SaintSirius100]

I would be aggravated if I went to grab a chicken, and this guy was standing there guiding me to said chicken .

[@matthewrudolph7383]

I would be appreciative of his wisdom.

[@jeffyboi6969]

@@matthewrudolph7383 thats weird cause like, no one asked.

[@wilfordbrimley1506]

Then you need to stop takin life so seriously and laugh

[@Hashdollars]

Good thing it’s been a month and you still can’t afford to buy a chicken 😂

[@Oldaccount77777]

@@jeffyboi6969 You're a weirdo.

[@mikez2784]

Bro made costco chicken his whole personality

[@bruceaskew2107]

This guy doesn't want anyone to touch his chicken but tries to make this guy buy a chicken he touched 🤦🏾

[@Unknown-pn5xq]

Serious question. Does touching the containers surface have an effect on the actual chicken?

[@carbineentertainment2614]

@@Unknown-pn5xqeverything does even the moisture inside the container

[@anh7807]

Not only that but he's eating and touching all of them.

[@KingBlaisy]

I mean the chickens aren’t cooked in those containers and the employees don’t wear gloves. Why care about someone touching the containers when someone has already touched the chicken itself? Before and after it’s cooked.

[@trealthadopesmokaa8656]

That guy didn't believe a word coming out his mouth 😂😂😂

[@blueskin7377]

😂😂😂

[@philsuh5700]

She’s trying to get some attention, Dave! Take her out for some chicken 😂

[@KILLERTOAST248]

We not gonna talk about how the last video he's about to whoop some ass for that cookie, then now he's got it?

[@FullTwos]

We knew he was gonna get the cookie

[@rrai-]

Dont snitch

[@benfrank4274]

He handled business

[@dirtboi6915]

😂I was about to say the same thing bro lol

[@JimskiBeatz]

Lmfao stand-in on bidnizz JuHeaddddd

[@HelloHello-zv6qb]

Einstein of Costco.

[@naimgrizzly7280]

Little darker that means its a little better cooked lmao oh really ? 😂

[@-m-b2065]

Proceeds to grab the lightest one on the bottom shelf as far from the nice one as possible lol

[@Stumme-40203]

Fine. Leave the good ones for the rest of us.

[@a.little.damaged]

Other dude saw him tough the chicken 🐔

[@Nile6o2]

He doesn't want over cook chicken still juicy

[@cjmy2701]

"been there too long" 😂😂😂. I'd trust the crazy guy who's been there all day.

[@faithevolution552]

I guess he won the fight over the double chocolate chip cookie 😂😂I

[@marioarias9841]

So this why Doc wanted Marty to do 88 mph at the clock tower. So he could get his plastic containers with chicken in it. 😂

[@rickylandry9979]

Bro got the craziest case of ear hair I ever saw 😮

[@plamoretti673]

Gross af

[@bryanmorales1439]

Grabbed the chicken in the back: been there to long 😂

[@DingDong-gn7hj]

Man listen to dave when it comes to roasted chicken he live for it. He has the barcode of the chicken on his shirt.

[@kevinmillerelizondo439]

Dude my mom does this at Sams. I always feel like a teenager everytime we shop lol im 30 lol

[@adriennebloodworth6597]

God I pray him n my mother don’t bump into each other back there! She’s the most famous woman at Costcos.. I’m talking hours🙄🩷

[@Cree_running_rabbit]

He should move in there he's there everyday like doesn't he sleep OMG this is how you save 15% on your car insurance hahaha lol

[@Adam-ms2wg]

He’s not lying though

[@OneWayShorts19]

His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀

[@Adam-ms2wg]

@@OneWayShorts19 yup

[@hshdhdhdsydy]

wait till he figures out this stuff mostly likely isn’t pure chicken and he shouldn’t be worrying about LED’s😂

[@jum3aa439]

It actually is chicken, its not unhealthy to eat. The sodium is too high but its full of lean protein m

[@Bigpapspsosoodww1234]

Didn’t even grab the good one. What a lump! I would’ve grabbed gramps choice any day

[@staymad9916]

Boy that chicken looked dry as hell tf you talking about 🤣

[@joshuahartley2237]

“Want a piece of the cookie?”she said,”fuck no!”in her head

[@kathye.8916]

I love this man he is the best!!

[@captainjaneway80]

I love these kinds of old folks

[@reececisneros1622]

Costco man keeping you big as hell fr

[@72blxxdbpsfoo]

I'd take his word for it if i was him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@junito1008]

Einstein: that’s the nicest one !! The customer: He touched it…I’m not taking that one.

[@HPLAR_AIJEM]

i like how he still went for the one that HE wants not the one you want🤣🤣🤣

[@Darknesssleeps]

He was telling him the one that’s cooked the best

[@chazdeutsch2072]

Dudes cat totally pees in his hair

[@seraffimospang9239]

And you help a cat make sand castles in a litter box... Joke being its not even your cat!

[@NPCBOT01]

His hair is originally blonde

[@DiligentUIM]

😂😂😂

[@jare2067]

@@NPCBOT01don’t tell me my hair is gonna look like someone peed in it when it grays

[@ishmellpaul5294]

😂😅😂😅😂😂😂😅

[@user-wn4gk8wd8r]

Einstein has really gone down over the years

[@OneWayShorts19]

His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀

[@user-wn4gk8wd8r]

@@OneWayShorts19 ya don’t say

[@RTPTechTips]

He almost had another satisfied customer

[@DannyHochstatter-mg7fz]

We definitely got the wrong Einstein!😂😂😂

[@49rsNFLsLadyboys]

This guy played chicken lover on South Park

[@danin95626]

He fought 2 world wars for this dammit !

[@RobertoLicardie]

I kind of like him because he’s positive and works for you and not the system lol

[@blobbs9520]

Love how he says it's nicer because it's darker and then the black lady comes in 😂

[@icomeinpeace3756]

Why do you people make everything thing about race?

[@bruhmayne1168]

My guy didn't want a dry ass chicken lmao

[@johnc8327]

This is my wife. Inspecting each chicken looking for the best one.

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

He ain’t wrong. Gimme day burnt bird

[@Rollintogames]

This man is a living meatcanyon skit but hes wholesome

[@LionMayne98]

Bro know what he’s saying the I be getting my chickens from Sam’s Club tho

[@unknownmanufacturer2669]

He's got experience he's willing to share 😂😂😂

[@harman6719]

bro smokes so much even his hairs are yellow😂

[@TooManyButtonss]

Dog is like “Gtfo my face man” 😂 ppl like this were the worse when I used to work jobs like this 😭😭😭

[@Spence94]

Got hair in his ears connected to his mustache 😂

[@perfectlydess]

i see he won that cookie😭😭

[@fatPanda1001]

That woman looks very friendly ❤

[@katatonic726]

Oh yay, here you're being very nice to everyone! I like this one

[@erinwatson4708]

He seems pretty sweet! ❤

[@JosephBall]

The fact he has the cookie makes me giggle.

[@ethandaniel8123]

I’ve never seen a man have so much ear hair as this man 😂😂😂

[@Garf_malarf]

This guy knows what he wants. I can respect that

[@kelliquinn1342]

Listen to the man he knows what he's talking about, I have had almost raw chicken in the middle from Costco before be careful

[@Bhombing_oxnard]

Someone come get their grandpa 😂😂😂

[@user-xr3fp1bp9m]

😂😂 Thats mustard hes dying his hair with😂😂

[@amandiepannell786]

So, I take it that he is a "staple" for Costco?!😅❤

[@seraffimospang9239]

The last bastion of American freeedom braugh!

[@islandgangent]

Why he touching the chicken if he hates that 😂😂😂😂

[@Rab-ql6en]

More videos like this please

[@AplusTV1]

Safe to say he won 😂

[@oh5296]

“Lad I don’t know what you’re trying to sell me, but I want none of it.”

[@jstewart627]

The chicken is around $8 at Martins but you do not have to pay to get in or drive 30 minutes.... or drive at all as it is walking distance

[@markavellimedina2857]

He want you to get the burnt ass chicken off his shelf lol

[@mhxxd4]

Bro offered a fully bit cookie. I know he would given a piece from the top too

[@jeremykrooswyk4155]

Seems like he won the fight😂

[@marloz2]

I wouldve grabbed the one he said right away lol

[@carterlucianus7786]

No doubt he picked the best chicken. Professional

[@Jay-lg7rm]

Dude looks like he has mustard in his hair.

[@Burgh72736]

He knows 🍗

[@sleepybot3905]

This mf living his golden years doing tik toks

[@gaganpreetchohan3096]

He looks like Albert Einstein 😅

[@eddiebailey7404]

bro u picked the driest one 😢

[@erictrujillo1611]

This guy looks like Colonel Sanders, brother

[@rvond4397]

This dude eats too much chicken😂

[@rightthewrong6050]

He’s so cute. Pick out the best rotisserie chicken, with a large chocolate chip cookie in one hand.

[@kuruptzZz]

Yeah I usually go for the one with dark bits

[@tinarules5695]

Welp I now know who won the battle of the cookies

[@jeremys5904]

For real theres old men in costco who talk about hey are in no hurry because they are retired lol. I said i am in no hurry for the crappiest reason.

[@BrandoMeddy]

If I saw this guy at my local Costco I’d be so annoyed lol

[@jimmylangis5113]

depends on my mood but i can totally see it becoming an issue😂

[@billybenson3834]

I get the ones that have been there the longest. They are always more tender

[@Rocknrollcutie]

Making me hungry n ow i want some chicken

[@DevJB]

'Been here too long', full stop with hand.

[@Mellysgot556]

Lmao we all been there😂 my mom says the same grab the darker one 😂 tbh this is my number 1 struggle meal, I buy feta cheese and those 3 dollar spinach salad bags from costo as well, i eat for half a week 💀 i lose weight also, it’s been a while maybe I should buy one this weekend 😂

[@ShillDozer]

He choked all those chickens himself. He is now sin free.

[@ritafortini5252]

His right about picking the right chicken . The other man well regret picking the under cooked chicken

[@donjose6520]

Spitting image of colonel Sanders😅

[@kmonette]

Want a piece of the cookie 😅

[@Mixedserpintine]

Bro $5 dollars?! That's willdddd

[@danieljpollack1814]

Dudes part of the costco chicken gang. Piss him off and he'll grease your ankles with a drumstick.

[@louieb875]

Dude is adorable 😂

[@OneWayShorts19]

His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀

[@OneWayShorts19]

HE IS THE GUY THAT BOUGHT A CHICKEN WITH HIS SHIRT!!!!!!!

[@thabisilemoshoeu8516]

I'm sure he even sleep at the shop

[@seanlove8818]

He immediately said oh I want the one of the bottom. I like when it has the darker spots too cooked all the way three and juice some light brown needs to be cooked longer

[@thomasengel2706]

So concerned about chicken’ hmm ‘ then go buy the best chicken ‘ and it’s not at all at Costco. 😅

[@southbayla3137]

What city and state is this in?

[@Divici02623]

That man definitely made the wrong choice

[@Since-wen]

Just a marketing thought: if he’s over there showing what the “best” chicken is, does this mean Costco is not putting out their best.