Fingernails Never Stop Growing 💅(gross)

[@Creo55]

DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌ DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅ DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅

[@bendj4lyfe]

much better 😅

[@user-keplersuckatlife]

or... NAIL armstrong

[@French_General]

​@@user-keplersuckatlifei was thinking of that before i saw that video ☠️

[@surampudikoushik5726]

Bro how does she wipe her ass bro

[@IForgotMyNAAAAAme.]

NANOMACHEINS, SON!

[@depon3737]

Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“ Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“

[@ness4..suki..11]

LMAO

[@michaelvermillion8126]

​@@ness4..suki..11 there is another Armstrong that does music but I forgot his name

[@FifyKaqiqiPain]

*NAIL ARMSTRONG 🤣🤣🤣*

[@bryancardenas3895]

@@michaelvermillion8126leo armstrong i think

[@DORAisD34D]

😂

[@krv_4546]

They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails

[@H0n35t]

So we'd be able to live there too

[@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus]

Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊😊

[@Korok1000]

@@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)

[@santoshchitkara6684]

​@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities

[@HonkyEatsVegan]

I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.

[@AGuyOnYoutubeForFun]

cant imagine eating, sleeping, writing, and typing with those tape measures

[@imgokublack7]

imagine trying to wipe your ass with those long nails

[@NaiyruM]

Or wiping your butt.😂

[@THEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS]

Washing your hands

[@AGuyOnYoutubeForFun]

@ 💀

[@Beaner2679]

Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀

[@Jepshebat]

OFC 💀

[@Ayxh.0]

*NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fameparadise5083]

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎

[@lillianwalker8235]

Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭

[@gabigote1439]

Forbidden snack

[@lycheeexx]

schools gotta be hiring this man.

[@Yorbamar]

bro did you like your own comment?

[@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2]

Didn’t ask + my content is way better ☠️

[@un0_reverse_card]

@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2cap 💀

[@Dedobirb]

Bro is overconfident 💀

[@zahando4613]

Most original youtube shorts comment:

[@iAmSenshi]

“If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer” My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@ILoveCats6622]

LOL

[@keithsmith8119]

What the hell

[@AnnePlayz1234]

Yeah I think that would be 😮😮

[@Ameer454]

Wth

[@Ameer454]

What the heck

[@cake_9510]

Armstrong certainly sounds like the right way to describe her

[@Voidsleeper]

All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃

[@gabricoreia831]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[@Pluto1336]

Never gonna run around and desert you

[@FantaMonke]

Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbyw

[@walknowhere]

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@Bobcrowly1488]

I hate that goddamn emoji

[@DuckyPopTart]

Bro, who hired Wolverine?

[@seitzgd]

i mean, cant be wolverine if their shits curls ☠️‼️

[@moseslenana65]

😂

[@dhruv01dubey]

Not wolverine. Sabertooth

[@DuckyPopTart]

@@seitzgd thats what she said

[@sinistralhydra]

​@@dhruv01dubeyyep.

[@mirelladiaz6217]

Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom? Diana: ummmm 😳

[@lorenzobaterna2419]

She took too long to flush the toilet cuz her nails are long

[@motafu1]

how does she even sleep at night with those long nails

[@officialwhiteblocks]

@@motafu1by sleeping on her back

[@z_lrmm2]

Ouch that would hurt

[@dhawabhuti312]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zero_guy1212]

Wolverine: 💀 Therizinosaurus: 💀 Kaiser Belial: 💀

[@WolfPack-uo9hv]

For anyone who is curious. Diana actually had a daughter who used to cut her nails all the time. So when her daughter unfortunately passed, can’t remember why, she stopped cutting her nails as a way to honour her daughter

[@EtoCobra]

That's stupid.

[@arandomhooman2011]

​@@EtoCobra that's not stupid...The actual story says that Diana's daughter had been polishing and filing her nails the day before she died so she never was able to cut her nails as a memory

[@EtoCobra]

@@arandomhooman2011 Your reply didn't add any new information, you just rephrased the OP's comment.

[@joseislanio8910]

Let's just hope it's not another daughter who's been wiping her ass this whole time, passes away.

[@because-strudels]

People mourn the way they need to mourn. But I can't help but wonder if she can get some help with her grief, because the grotesquely long nails isn't giving me "honor daughter" vibe, it's giving me "guilt and self-neglect" energy. When I lost a loved one I did something similar. I guess the "ritual" of it made me feel better. But I don't know her, so.

[@XenXenOfficial]

For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.

[@xcitive]

Thank you, I was wondering

[@sheilapate7604]

I wasn’t wondering

[@EndgameThor]

Ok cause I was bout to say that ain't FORTY TWO FEET

[@trippin2930]

I was like something aint making sense here

[@pummeluff3322]

Now what is that in real measurements?

[@Vexder]

Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft" The nails: "42ft"

[@ZinVRCOOL]

How does she wipe? Edit: It’s just a joke😅

[@StupidTeapotProductions]

@@ZinVRCOOLthe comment isn’t edited Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later

[@Vexder]

@@ZinVRCOOL same i wonder

[@AcommonJezzter]

He probably meant 42 inches

[@Vexder]

@@AcommonJezzter anyways the nails rizz

[@BIBIANATayco]

Diana armstrong Slayed💅🏻

[@revaauliakinnan4727]

Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"

[@ArtVerse.Tv16]

*For me my teeths are enough.*

[@jaydeywadey_12]

​@@ArtVerse.Tv16you eating worms

[@befrr5]

My cutter = my teeth 💀

[@christianseltenrijch5608]

​@@ArtVerse.Tv16fr

[@christianseltenrijch5608]

​@@befrr5fr

[@SAHIL12376]

"I wonder how they cleaned their ass with these big nails"😅😂

[@hakan7324]

Bidet

[@lamppost481]

Forget that, how do they use their hands, period.

[@SURV1V3_992]

I'm thinking the same thing

[@Guzmano7]

@@hakan7324I’m gonnna kiss tou

[@dewittdantebooker9897]

Her husband😂

[@Nathan_Xedits]

Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀

[@wagiqwq]

I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong

[@Nathan_Xedits]

​@@wagiqwqtrue

[@soelliya]

на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого

[@NessieCastleCats2023]

She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂

[@Nathan_Xedits]

​@@NessieCastleCats2023🤣

[@hxxna.9]

I pray for Diana’s nail tech 🤣

[@keiararamchandar8374]

If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀

[@ImNotPSP]

Finally I've found a relatable comment

[@Unsolved_mystery21]

Relatable😅

[@kajapip1364]

Exactly

[@quit4everxx]

fr

[@GlxmrockEditz]

Okay But like how would you do anything

[@Hazbloxxers]

How do they wipe 😭

[@Littleteapot-t1i]

frrrrrrrrr

[@tazzzzz797]

😅

[@judeknowles2319]

Bidets

[@XxLGamer5489xX]

@@judeknowles2319Facts

[@drawwithsahaj7022]

They have more nails in their as*

[@MiiCreator23]

Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀

[@wanna9tahir353]

Why do they get black

[@iasked2313]

​@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?

[@szkreto]

@@wanna9tahir353 dirt

[@laurenanas103]

​@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty

[@FunFacts1212]

@@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.

[@ErikaRoblox1]

I would NOT wanna be known as the guy with the longest fingernails

[@kerimefeucar7534]

"And her name is Diana armstro-" "Huh..Why do I hear boss music" "THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥

[@Vivy_K20]

If It isn't sussy Jack

[@subartic]

Nailmachines, son.

[@Khuhyshyshk]

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF *LINE* AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD

[@peteryeeterson5766]

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥

[@KoraAzure]

@@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥

[@calebded9070]

Neil Armstrong: ❌ Nail Armstrong:✅

[@aidennguyen356]

Underrated

[@Elementening]

​@@aidennguyen356no he stole this from a reply to an older comment

[@SLIM_SH4DY-454]

@@Elementeningit’s not the same tho

[@cutielo726]

Neil Armstrong is an astronaut

[@aidennguyen356]

@@Elementening is this true

[@DARKSTAR-pq9it]

people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Krewcore123]

I just bite them

[@KMDF_antiemojicat2024]

​@@Krewcore123same

[@KingQasimAnimz]

​@@Krewcore123WHY?

[@seanlee3835]

⁠@@KingQasimAnimz me too

[@KingQasimAnimz]

@@seanlee3835 do you want to eat germs?

[@powderworks79]

"I'd like to have shoehorn hands." Kramer

[@SethsNewChannel]

Ha, you could say that she's the real "Nail Armstrong".

[@hallokitty5907]

It is Neil, not Nail

[@ScrambScrambler]

R/woooosh​@@hallokitty5907

[@SethsNewChannel]

@@hallokitty5907 If you're gonna be an idiot, be one somewhere else.

[@Stormisreal]

​@@hallokitty5907look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane? No, it's JOKE flying above your head.

[@HeyGameBro123]

Standing here

[@laithhz]

That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂 Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!

[@eleena2701]

She lives up to her name her arms are strong for carrying those nails

[@Jpeteralphonse]

How she eat , sleep 🤨🤨

[@definitelyawkward7113]

​@@Jpeteralphonseand wipe

[@apex6917]

More like waking sticks

[@definitelyawkward7113]

@@apex6917 ah yes, *waking* sticks. Sticks that help in awaking thyself in the morning.

[@masonfungavaka8928]

Diana: “I want respect!” Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”

[@MaxMTTpm]

?

[@masonfungavaka8928]

@@MaxMTTpm peacemaker reference to Baraja in mk1.

[@shannonwilliams8208]

Is diana armstrong is neil armstrong's husband

[@GodisGudd]

I dont respect her

[@That_Russel_Pup]

@@shannonwilliams8208 💀🤚

[@zerrorr1]

Neil Armstrong: "TO THE MOON!" diana armstrong: "Lil bro didnt find out a real work"

[@GoofyRoblox_YT]

With that long nails,They can use it as a weapon to attack enemies with big range

[@MarlonTolentino-tp7qc]

I love you i joke you i don't want you

[@MatheusGracas-iv9fb]

But unfortunately, the nails are not sharp like claws.

[@MrAnonymous61]

@@MatheusGracas-iv9fbI mean if you try cutting them in the right way I guess maybe it could work hehe

[@zhaow4832]

Them nails long but too brittle. Theyll break so easily.

[@petermanalang4185]

The nails would just be a detriment they aren’t sharp and if they break (in a fight it is guaranteed) they would might hurt like hell

[@shreyabanerjee7078]

Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂

[@giovanigeorgis3848]

More like 10 😂

[@ForemorrGD]

"Three, take it or leave it"

[@StaceyDurband]

​@@ForemorrGDg

[@giovanigeorgis3848]

@@Dvgi. ur mom, bot!

[@ryliiiiiiii]

‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’ Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@NotMantram2]

Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀

[@callmerip_ghost]

​@@NotMantram2 Fr

[@RoyalAhmed123]

When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅

[@wampelle]

If you sleep, you wake up

[@ml_hunter4586]

​@@NotMantram2 He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu

[@stenlinvlog9097]

Shoutout to The legend who spent days,weeks,months just to show us a speed up clip of thier nails growing 😤✋🏻

[@Myst1calMage]

"Why are you late, Diana?" "Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."

[@SamsungGalaxy-o3z]

❤❤❤

[@mistercreeper3029]

Oof...

[@Mandykeepness]

Wth

[@Idekwhatahandleisfor]

“So how’d u go blind?” “My eye was itchy💀” omd tysm for 3k likes ive nvr got this much

[@SagnikGupta-gb6eo]

Lol

[@yourgirlmea]

Lol 😂

[@brindleberry9514]

oh god...

[@Quilvin-xu5ht]

Look, I know it's a joke but.. wtf are yall doing to scratch your eyes, you can use the back of your fingers. You don't scratch your eyes like how you scratch a mosquito bite do you?

[@Yodathesolja]

You're ygkdjfjfje jsjsiake jeisndbr

[@peacewalker4320]

Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"

[@NAMITABAGDI-vt8wp]

Same 😂

[@GeorgiosGkrintas]

And how do they eat

[@AdventureswithImovie]

They wrap the toilet paper around the finger nails

[@peacewalker4320]

@@AdventureswithImovie bruh 💀

[@swiftie13530]

use a bidet

[@RufescentPsycho]

Me, who bites my nails compulsively: 😅

[@Kailee-ei2hf]

Fun fact: Diana Armstrong, who had not cut her nails since 1997. When her daughter Latisha passed away unexpectedly from an asthma attack, Diana promised she would never cut her nails again.

[@A0121EP]

Weird way to grieve

[@0rigamii]

Rest in peace to her daughter ❤🕊️

[@kusx0635]

@@A0121EPit’s because her daughter painted her nails the night before she died

[@A0121EP]

@@kusx0635 oh, thanks for the info!

[@gatogenerico-ij6bb]

@@kusx0635 that honestly make no sense, at best, she should paint her nails every week to remenber her daughter, I mean having grew nails is unhealthy and proballynot the best way to grief.

[@jordanelbertnathanaelsibue7818]

"Why won't your fingernail snap?!" "Nail nanomachine son" Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀

[@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238]

Not true

[@matchaified]

​@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238r/woooosh

[@tech_cookie4445]

​@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238r/woosh

[@Ivoluvsmilk]

Lol

[@Nehauon]

@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238thanks for informing us Einstein.

[@GiovaniArtigiani]

Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that

[@Jejdnxjx817]

Incredible

[@joeyeeclubs4046]

Good luck with the new updates

[@Extraterrestrial2501]

whenever i see people with long nails the main question i have is how they wipe 😂😂

[@NykisPerson]

Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂

[@professionalshitposter6897]

I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage

[@UgochiChisomije]

I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧

[@butters-vp7pm]

Are people that lazy to make their nails short

[@FancyArtist251]

My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them

[@roomyisred]

Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.

[@CHLOEDOESUREDITZ]

@@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-

[@katzeflufi1547]

Imagine you accidentally break off your nails

[@LeNutDemolisher]

It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet

[@no-oi1mx]

Imagine how they were their ass🥹😂😂😂😂

[@BTM_notBTS]

​@@no-oi1mxwhat is that supposed to mean

[@minion9842]

I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS THE ARMSTRONGS THAT HAVE THE WORLD RECORD

[@HeyGameBro123]

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

[@bobandrew8410]

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

[@fumofumonomarisa]

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

[@COMERAMMEUBOGADASILVAPINHEIRO]

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

[@p3dro334]

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

[@aalaka14]

Neil Armstrong: first person to walk on the moon Diana Armstrong: first person to poke the moon

[@TheRealTerraBlade]

Moon: "my back itches" Diana Armstrong: "i gotchu homie"

[@legionx97]

Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you Freddy Krueger:

[@Jed2593]

Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh

[@prashanthgadwal3461]

Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen

[@James_Nicol]

Your pfp got me

[@TheOriginalHankUltrakrill]

Therizinosaurus got humbled.

[@CoolersAndUttpSmokers]

lol

[@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht]

She is now the alpha Therizinosaurus

[@CasualYT2721]

She is god of therizinosaurus(es,I,'s)

[@Beaniebooprincesslovesmiku]

Diana Armstrong:well,….going to the toilet is a different story…

[@AustralianGovernment5516]

'Come here, have a hug!' 'Nah, I'm good 💀'

[@user-pb8bu5xb2f]

🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣😂

[@NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs]

POV: your watching this while eating 💀

[@sumadeepthivonteru1979]

So true 💀💀💀😭

[@NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs]

​@@sumadeepthivonteru1979💀💀

[@Awais...official]

Me too eating nails 😭😂

[@NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs]

​@@Awais...official you also have the habit...... Cause I do have it and this one video cleared my therapy.......

[@BuffedAcheron]

Nope I am currently on the bus heading to school (or prison)

[@Fazethegreat1]

"her nails are 42 feet long" Shows a picture of nails the size of a women

[@SilverSonicII]

true lol

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

Well, clearly she's 42 feet tall.

[@AAAAAAAanfhdjsj]

I thought that too but I think it’s the added total of all her nails. 10 nail probably about 5 feet maybe=50ish

[@CoH696]

4 x 10 = 40

[@Ballprodz_15]

@@TheIceCreamWizardwow I never thought of that 🤔

[@_kruku9789]

''Making the mother off all hands here , Jack. Can't cut over every nail''

[@ma.lesitteleeping3212]

"You got neil armstrong?" Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀 Edit: I think I started a war in the comments Edit 2: sorry for the typo (the typo was armonstrong)

[@shaniqua2951]

armstrong*

[@sak.eedits]

armonstrong? 💀

[@sarockyrehanmadymonu1556]

nail im strong

[@lynx_sprite]

who the hell is neil

[@BobbyLovesOranges]

​@@lynx_spritedid you graduate in my fridge? Neil armstrong was the first to land on the moon

[@mohammadtharik1287]

Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀

[@KamiSama-fy7dh]

Bros asking th real questions

[@dohner29]

I can't stop laughing after reading this comment 😂 fucking dead I mean think about it. How!?

[@robertbennett2796]

Water

[@Bb-xq7gk]

What do you think gives the nails their amazing colour?

[@That_Christian_Girl1214]

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[@shane_the_ok4813]

Therizinosauris: “THEY STOLE MY WHOLE F*KING FLOW!!”

[@jessechaffin8593]

Meanwhile, megaraptoria: "I feel underappreciated."

[@antonbaydala9780]

That dinosaur killed like 3 of my tamed in Ark, and destroyed half of my base 😪

[@danf1025]

Relateable

[@HS-bv5uo]

“Word for word, bar for bar”

[@MissRobinhood13]

“Don’t copy my flow”

[@Mm2goodluck]

Man, I’m gonna go use the bathroom Him in the bathroom : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh His friend: Hahahahahahhahah

[@slgaminguniverse3679]

How do they even use the toilet paper 💀

[@tutelooo]

That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂

[@Jhayzen]

Just use water and soap

[@solsy]

how do they even use their hands 💀 how do they even live??

[@idekwhat1572]

​@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record

[@LilSerg2002]

How do they masterbaite?

[@MOUNTAIN-098]

Pov: you ask AI to draw hands

[@ComputerBoyTheEntertainer]

CREPPY

[@arielcaday4659]

"What is your defensive weapon?" "Nails"

[@Rileygamesg]

*snaps*

[@Blur-boy_shorts]

The Armstrong family is always surprising

[@Wildwest_Frog]

"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL KERATIN JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY NAIL" -diana armstrong

[@blood-reaper]

" Maybe i was wrong about you " -Zackdfilms

[@doppio447]

Can anyone appreciate the person who time lapsed their nails, cause it takes a shit ton of time.

[@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht]

But what tf is wrong with that persons nails they are fuckinck yellow

[@RohailFawad]

​​@Nyan-ie2uvshoutout to that dead body

[@its.https_xelaa]

​@Nyan-ie2uvI'm pretty sure a dead body can't grow hair and nails

[@divinebones95racist]

​@@its.https_xelaait can bro, it can...

[@syaredzaashrafi1101]

​@@its.https_xelaait can tho. only penis can't grow

[@Subthecoolone]

Im used to cutting my fingernails with my other fingernails, im so glad im safe💀

[@MukoniMashau]

The Armstrong's are really making history am I right 😂😂

[@deepblue2]

Also on a side note: Your veins can actually grow into the fingernails too, which makes cutting them off that much more difficult.

[@murilo_the_lilo9947]

Thats a nightmare

[@snakeoi8189]

😟 Well that's a new fear for me now. Ain't like I would try it, but still.

[@withereddimension8759]

It’s as if nails are used for the body in some sense annex more land if that makes sense

[@LefaMaredi]

Oh my 😮

[@literallylyric262]

How?

[@isaiahquiatchon]

"That's one small step for man, One super long nail for mankind" -Nail Armstrong

[@TheBleepings]

"If you're like me, you kinda find this disgusting" 😂😂😂

[@heartzztolaila]

girl, the only time you’ll catch me with yellow fingers is after I eat curry.

[@thedoctor1466]

It’s kinda sad. Diana was in an accident a few years ago and they needed to cut her nails to save her life. So although she does not have very long nails now, she still holds the world record of the longest nails. No one has broken her record.

[@poopcrate4635]

how did she wipe her ass?? or wash it

[@reyon2673]

That was some divine providence, to be sure. Unless she'd rather die than cut her gross nails, in which case, there's a lot more wrong with her than initially suspected.

[@ryanburgess3762]

Good, like they said, it’s for her own benefit to not have them long.

[@eliaswille6253]

It's Not sad, it's good for her and she probably got more life Quality now. Like how do you want to live With those long fingernails, like wtf whyyy? Only to get or keep a World record? Thats definetly Not worth it

[@aravindbala597]

My man has the answers to the realest questions

[@Ben-xg3tj]

"Nail clippers were invented in 1886." People in 1885:

[@floweryfox_l]

I cut mines off with my fingers or my other fingernails so it ain’t a problem

[@Milo3-ek3it]

I will do it on my mouth

[@jarjarblex]

​@@floweryfox_lthat could end so badly...

[@ZahrarKaiser]

As a person who has anxiety this won’t be a problem.

[@Astra_on_fours]

Actually people hundreds of years ago did not need nail clippers because the would be using they’re hands for various things and the would naturally scrape down or break off

[@Allfun10-15]

Neil Armstrong: j-just why Diana Armstrong: my nails are pretty

[@BillyBonkerton]

Their whole breathing system boutta be the most cleanest

[@MarkerMavix]

Fr 😂

[@JosephGaming]

What?

[@excalibur9495]

That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀

[@noahcreutziger7690]

Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!

[@KingStr0ng]

Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀

[@Calaverasdemon]

maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂

[@ridefree9160]

She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it

[@ayushsrivastava1672]

There's only one explanation here: by her mouth

[@Ca_Guar]

Mrs. Armstrong, what does she work, who cooks and cleans for her, how does she take a shower, how does she put on her clothes, how does she drive??? I am extremely curious!

[@call_me_sokwe9235]

The real question is ( though kinda offensive,) HOW DOES SHE WIPE ???

[@Ca_Guar]

@@call_me_sokwe9235 Your question makes sense, and nothing offensive about it!

[@supermathews0209]

​@@call_me_sokwe9235 They are brown for a reason (It's a joke I know it's dirt)

[@Fr0ggif..y]

Diana armstrong is what my mom thinks i look like when i havent clipped my nails in 2 weeks or sum

[@eep0128]

Can you imagine how frustrating it must be to grow your nails THAT long, only to have ONE of them break when you're doing something? ONE of mine ripped the other day when I was moving my TV & mine are short! It hurt, but at THAT length, it *HAS* to be painful if it rips near the nerves. I imagine it's annoying to have to grow one back out to be even with the others, too. Kudos to them for not being as clumsy as me. 😅

[@nicolejellyplayminecraftfu7289]

Dianas nails boutta grow straight to the moon and sun 💀

[@IbraheemBG]

I love how he used the '💅' emoji

[@Being087]

So?

[@ShouldbeAtleast3Hashbrowns]

​@@Being087 So What? Trying to start a Fight? bro he or she just likes when Zack just casually adds the "💅" in his title

[@cutiestonelol]

slayyyyyy

[@UrFavKayleeOfficial]

​@@ShouldbeAtleast3Hashbrownsomg are you trying to start a fight..? shes probably is saying that beacuse of this "SLAYY" likr that if ur gonna saying something an bit rude then ignore thr comment gosh

[@ShouldbeAtleast3Hashbrowns]

@@UrFavKayleeOfficial okay now your really starting a war here, all I did was inform that guy but the aggressive way because I was literally stressing out in a Roblox game and came to yt to relief my stress And I didn't understand your comment due to mass uses of slang words

[@ٴٴٴك]

THEY STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW 😭💀

[@_HAZBIN_]

"Her anils are 42ft long" *he being the height of her nails* "Im sorry,what😄"

[@Mochi_melaniexx]

“Anils” 😔🤚☺️

[@STARZERS]

​@@Mochi_melaniexx replace the i with an a

[@Mochi_melaniexx]

@@STARZERS I’m saying they spelt it wrong

[@astrvxii]

@@STARZERS”Anals”? 💀🙏

[@STARZERS]

​@@Mochi_melaniexx sorry i was trying to make a joke but i failed

[@SethukiAmara-f4l]

Not me cutting my nails while watching this video.

[@christabelvaleria6721]

173 likes and no comment i Will fix that ❤

[@Sethuki00]

Bro😂

[@hyunjinshairband4ever]

my damn nails are taking care of themselves and break themselves the second they’re long😭

[@lilsmurf1048]

Samee

[@vera2892]

I dont have that feature

[@hysby9588]

Bro which update was that? I need to update mysepg

[@grusthff2888]

:- Over 42 feet long Me:- Ok Me:- WHAT!?

[@X-SPONGED]

Fun Fact: It's actually a sign of wealth and status back in the ancient days to have an *_ABSURDLY_* long nail on one finger (usually the pinky) on your non-dominant hand. This practice is most commonly seen on royal and wealthy women. They even invented a fingernail guard, usually engraved with intricate patterns and plated with gold to protect their nails from getting damaged. The reasoning behind this is due to the inherent impracticality of having a fingernail that long, no manual labourer are able to have their fingernails grow that long without it snapping off or interfering with their work. So she must be royalty or at least very wealthy with a lot of servants.

[@jamesonrosen1773]

Now it's generally a coke head thing

[@poochithepit]

​@@jamesonrosen1773 right

[@serszei]

I have no idea why but my math teacher does this in his pinky

[@nekomata5198]

I always heard it was to cut the hymen

[@CharliRay]

Now it’s a coke nail for coke heads 😂

[@lauraminer5840]

Me over here biting my nails over 10 million times a day 👁👄👁

[@Random_memelol]

bro 💀💀

[@coems8274]

Same

[@MothCattuchini]

When I bit my nails the way I stopped was by coating them in nail polish so there were no loose ends and then I didn't want to bite them anymore and they didn't peel on things. Hope this helps!

[@trent7329]

@@MothCattuchiniI used to EAT the nail polish. There’s no saving me. 😂

[@MothCattuchini]

@@trent7329 damn. also i like your profile picture

[@Francecountryball-lq4xn]

Diana Armstrong: WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN Neil Armstrong: NO YOU CANT

[@cdqa76]

the comment im looking for 💀

[@Bananappleboy]

Senator Armstrong:

[@Korlech1]

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

[@datchinogreentgod420]

Where's Steve-O when u need him to drink a beer dripping down these nails lmao

[@Averyuhk]

Note: Diana Armstrong did not want to cut her nails because the last person that did them was her 16 year old daughter that died from an asthma attack, so she never wanted to cut her nails ever again. (She died in 2022 and still didn’t cut her nails)

[@joshuamaltez4704]

She didn’t die in 2022 if you’re referring to the daughter. (1997) Diana is still alive today.

[@Averyuhk]

@@joshuamaltez4704 I think I messed up on the information, I’ll fix it when I get the chance

[@Help-do4mq]

Couldnt she have just cut them and kept them?

[@Averyuhk]

@@joshuamaltez4704I am not referring to the daughter

[@Lunarisnowhere3]

Diana Armstrong story: she was a mom with 2 daughters oldest and youngest they were a happy family she didn’t have a husband she was a single mother raising her children this happiness didn’t stay for a while.. one time she went to the store to grab stuff and called her youngest to tell her oldest to start cleaning the youngest agreed and hung up a couple of minutes later she called her mom back and told her mom she’s not waking up and Diana said tell your sister if you don’t wake up I’ll ground you and the youngest said mama I think she’s dead they took her to the hospital and turns out Diana’s oldest passed away bc of a heart attack while she was sleeping her oldest death left a big hole in her heart and her oldest loved painting her moms nails and helping her make it cute so for the sake of her daughter she never cut them years later the youngest kid got married and had kids the kids adored her nails so they started painting them just like how Diana’s oldest daughter did

[@nightrider2552]

This is painful to read

[@temurishubitidze]

It took a day :D

[@truefilmgay]

how the fack you do this i think it take 69 days to finish bruh.

[@killuazoldyk6451]

@@truefilmgay 69 haahah

[@umi7295]

@@temurishubitidzeThen u slow af. Practice reading than complaining

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

Who wtf wakes up one morning and goes “Gee, I think I’m just gonna never cut my nails ever again”?

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

@vintage1908 More so what I mean is like who was the first person to ever think that? Like the first person to ever be recognized by Guinness, who wake up and says “I’m gonna just have the longest nails ever”? If they have no other person to beat their record

[@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn]

She didn’t wake up one day and said “I’m never cutting my nails again”. The reason behind her not cutting her nails is because her daughter actually passed away from an asthma attack and she promised herself to never cut her nails ever again

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

@@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn How in the fuck does daughter dying relate in any way shape or form to cutting your nails?

[@luhhchi]

@@thedepressedguydoesstuffbc the night b4 she died her daughter was cutting her nails

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

@@luhhchi I’m gonna be honest, that’s a pretty childish reason. Especially to have that be your one and only reason to never cut them again? Like I’d understand maybe not cutting them for a year or something but never again? That’s really childish

[@elijahcastro4744]

"STAR FINGER!" ahh nails

[@JaydenFerrao-ci8ez]

"Hey do you use chopsticks?" "No I use my nails!"

[@BadassSanta]

🤢

[@Jazbot212]

My main question is how the hell do they wipe?😭 Edit thank you so much for all your likes I really appreciate it 🤍

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

Or grab anything in general

[@Shadowcat561]

Bidet

[@Cute_Bunny_Boo]

Or get clothes on

[@Dizzymarvel]

They pay servants

[@katlamb4606]

​@@Shadowcat561they'd still have to wipe whether or not they use bidet. Right? RIGHT?!😳

[@simplydoz]

I have a thyroid disorder. My finger nails are brittle. I'd never be able grow nails like that lol.

[@Reuhnar]

I think it's for the better 😅

[@dianapl6432]

Could I ask which kind? I have hypothyroidism and I wasn’t aware of the nail thing. That’s interesting

[@hombrerusode40anos72]

me neither

[@Narvalo_Lastar]

​@@dianapl6432interested as well

[@yuvikasingh9403]

I was thinking the same thing, that mine just break off on their own when they get too big, and I saw this comment. I had no idea this was linked to hypothyroidism, and I’ve had it congenital

[@GoobFan299]

That one girl's nails in those slime videos be like: