I know who made Teletubbies whale brain

"Ok sir that would be 1m dollars pls" "Oh shoot...i forgot my wallet at home" "Oh no worries we have a reasonable way of dealing with things like this" "Really, how?" *puts on gloves* "Nurse pls grab me the chainsaw"

Now I’m scared to walk anywhere thank you-

Its pronounced suppresser

I’m no more using the toilet 💀💀💀💀

When you fall asleep first

jojo refrence

My english teacher broke her ankle while going down the stairs and it still hasnt healed fully today (it happened 4 months ago)

I thought it was Space Godzilla or Gamera lol

New Fear unlocked: Toilet THEY ARE SKIBIDI TOILE-

Joke

How do u get rid of blackheads?

Instructions unclear, my hot glue is stuck on my hand.

Pin me or I sue you

Fu#€ you i'm pooping while watching this

The fu-✋️💀

So hitting the ground like in cod wont save you against a bouncing Betty

"Naw bro, I got any emeralds" 💀

“It Forms a cloud that Covers The Fire” Does this mean the clouds in the sky puts out fire? Edit: where are my lik-

This actually happened to me when I was a kid. I didn’t use no warm liquid I just ripped my tongue off the fence 💀

That's kind of a Jojo reference

Zack: if you somehow removed all your blood vessels- Me: *dies*

That's it. I'm shitting in the woods from now on.

Everyone: “who is that dumb?” Harry: “oh look, frost”

how a lobotomy works

Did you seriously have to make the eyeball come out of its socket?! 😭

What about the part without skin?

The man was so shocked at the end💀

DONT GET MARRIED

Key word being “theoretically”

It's not a silencer because there is no such thing as a silencer

goes to use bathroom *snake bites my gyat* WAHAHAHA MAMA MIAAAA

Already 8 billion people live in this world and these innovations are like taking a step to save human species

Anyone in the toilet and watching this

is the force enough to blow away your foot or can you stand on it real hard so it remains stuck in ground minimizing damage

“Yo why do you not eat with you Tounge?” “Taste this pole and you’ll know why”

Wanna do a freaky fridaym?

Someone didn’t know that?

Googol wonderland

But can we breathe in there 😅😊

Hearing protection should not have to be registered with the government and require a 200 dollar tax stamp.

can i use any liquid like water or not

I thought that was a frost trap from r6

Nah💀 I was peacefully sh!tting when this short appeare.

“Yo why is there gas in your silencer?” “Bullet.”

MY DAY IS GREAT BEFORE THIS😫😫😫😫😫 new fear unlocked😩

Farting bullet

Me having an stye infection 2 times because of my eyelashes: I HAD ENOUGH! I NEED TO REMOVE THEM This was in March or February. Today is May and its gone so you dont need to spam "Who Felt Bad For This Kid 👇" or "😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭" things so yeah, im okey

Super long legs and way shorter arms 😆

'THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS' My honest reaction: