Fire Emblem: Heroes "Genealogy" in a Nutshell

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Fire Emblem is just a bundle of incest.
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Fire Emblem: Heroes
Spongebob Squarepants
Bronson
Demolition D
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Russell Westbrook
Josh Kennedy
Enjajaja
Old Spice Commercial
Studio C
"Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen
The Fucking Weirdo from Magic High School #1 - Sisterly Thirst

[@mevox]

Lene went from one of the most underrated FE characters to a sex symbol in a week. Iconic.

[@durandlewis1382]

Dude,EVERY Fire Emblem female is a sex symbol.

[@gianepineda5799]

@@durandlewis1382 *sees dragon lolis*, *dials 911*

[@durandlewis1382]

@@gianepineda5799 Okay maybe not the lolis but the others DEFINITELY are sex symbols!

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@durandlewis1382 Uhhh...

[@caitsith3.0]

Durand Lewis MAYBE???

[@Insider2000]

Nanna's constant dialogue only being "Hello, classmates" is killing me.

[@durandlewis1382]

#BringbackNanna!

[@Pat2wik]

You know, you are the reason why I keep thinking Nanna says “Hello Classmates” as one of her quotes on her ally menu portrait. Lol

[@themerchantof1175]

1:08 “its a win in my book.” It isn’t for the rest of the family

[@marus8368]

"Contrary to popular belief, incest is actually not wincest." Me: "Yeah you tell 'em Eldigan!" Also me: marries Hector to Florina and Eliwood to Fiora, then while playing FE6 marries Roy to Lilina

[@straypaper]

I wasn't even aware that the pegasus sisters are actually blood related. But seriously though EliwoodxNinian is too beautiful.

[@deanvandijk9670]

Sayem I was with you for the first part of that sentence. The second is sin, however, and I will never forgive you.

[@raimonda1818]

Eliwood x Fiora? Person of culture.

[@raimonda1818]

Sayem But if you marry Ninian to Eliwood, Nils will leave alone with a look of sorrow :( I don’t want him to be lonely... #protecnils

[@vxxiii4160]

HOL' UP SON.

[@sincromelon2912]

Me: IS will never give me my favorite character, I hate you IS IS: 0:06

[@jakestavinsky3480]

Sincro Melon Me: IS will never give me more axe options IS: S W O R D C A V S

[@deanvandijk9670]

BRIGID WHEN?

[@Arkensius1157]

@@deanvandijk9670 Brigid is in Heroes! She arrived last year as a special hero!

[@deanvandijk9670]

@@Arkensius1157 Yeah, I saw recently. :D Is she available normally though? I don't really see her in the lists they attach to every banner.

[@gottesurteil3201]

I'm going to win Julius' GHB with both reinhardts, I've decided this.

[@alistair2654]

Nathan Higgins also bring Ishtar and support him with any Reinhardt to piss him off lmao

[@paperluigi6132]

And then Julia, Deirdre, Seliph, or Arvis.

[@gottesurteil3201]

Derpy Derpy McDerpFace I already S supported her with Xander since I already went to the trouble of supporting the Reinhardts with Olwen and Gunthraa. But I'm thinking a team with both Reinhardts, Ishtar and Julia against Julius.

[@yunonono3495]

Julia and Ishtar ft. Memehardt - Edgy Teen but best tsundere

[@lucariokid9122]

I’m using Arvis saius Julia and dierdra

[@FenichideToeni]

I'm sure these heroes will return in future events, so don't worry if you don't have enough orbs. I'm pretty sure I'd be one of those strange men Lene hates dancing for. I wonder why...

[@JackOfen]

Fenichi de Toeni But I N E E D Ishtar

[@paperluigi6132]

JackOfen Got her in under 25 orbs.

[@monchete9934]

JackOfen Got a Linde instead

[@JackOfen]

Paper Luigi Now I got her too and I didn't even need to whale for her (thanks to all those Tap Battle orbs)

[@xenoemblem8422]

What about the picture of the body who's face you replaced with the girl from genealogy

[@gabrielsobral6682]

The worst part is that Ares and Nanna can actualy be lovers in Fe 4

[@senseicreeper]

Most cousins in FE4 can.

[@fakesmile172]

Crossman528 Like Ayra and Holyn

[@LecardeK]

ZXKW Ayra and Holyn appear to be far enough apart to avoid the implication of incest. Same with Claud and Sylvia. Though, apparently a collector's book or something was released years ago, that included family trees for GotHW. I never saw it, so I could be wrong. This is just my understanding so far.

[@LecardeK]

Even so, the point about cousins in GotHW and others is still, sadly, true.

[@cajoan5556]

gabriel sobral yep but leif x Nana is canon xd

[@patrik2813]

Tbh Lene is the sexiest unit yet Holy hell

[@durandlewis1382]

Camilla and Tharja would like to have a word with you.

[@dancingfuriously]

@@durandlewis1382 eh, not really.

[@stopannoyingme601]

@@dancingfuriously I thought you were gay?

[@guypointinghishead5468]

@@stopannoyingme601 Nah..he's a necrophile..he wants to kill Erika and Ephraim first..THEN bang them..yup..That's how the Demon Lord works

[@xacmashe3852]

@@durandlewis1382 Too bad for them, we don't talk to thots. Especially if they have thot-like writing.

[@wagfle5646]

I got ares for free..... On my fake account. Now I shall cry in a corner.

[@azurestarseliph5926]

1:01 *Leif shaprening Light Brand in the background*

[@227someguy]

That thumbnail only makes sense to those who are familiar w/Fate/Grand Order

[@KratosAurionPlays]

0:36 I find it hilarious he actually says this.

[@AgentSilv]

0:25 this killed me

[@starsilver9002]

I am sorry Lene has her eyes on him first so fight to the death

[@BeenLittyy]

The Spice and Wolf music at the beginning deeply impacted me, thank you

[@penguiin9434]

The Julia bit. My sides.

[@garrettt6237]

0:37 I totally agree Julius...you're not the only one...

[@Sigurd_2010]

Yes.

[@Naluh]

That need more Julia / Julius jokes

[@postman6553]

I love these concentrated videos of pure culture

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

Lachiesis please. Leave Eld alone.

[@zerosorigin8387]

vinnythewebsurfer Is it true they are a canon pairing in their game? I never played holy war.

[@emanuelemonastra2790]

Jonathan Irizarry Definitely not. Not only Eldigan is not recruitable in Genealogy, but he's also already married. Still, it's implied that Lachesis has developed romantic feelings towards him

[@atsukoisuri]

Pleeease yes, leave him alone.

[@dayalasingh5853]

@@emanuelemonastra2790 which is messed up

[@xXxSJG77xXx]

YES!!! I have been waiting since the banner's vid drop for this.

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

I lost it in the first 8 seconds of this video lol. IS: Here's your damn ishtar now stfu. Us: yay!

[@streakofemerald6384]

Came for the thumbnail, anyone?

[@anthonyburns1668]

I'm here for Ishtar on Ishtar action

[@felixgutierrez993]

Ishtar looking like a S N A C C

[@TSFCaesar]

0:10 where is this sound clip from?

[@thrasher698]

Ironically enough, in most parts of the world it is indeed 100% legal for cousins to marry. How do you think royal families kept their power to themselves?

[@jakestavinsky3480]

Shattercoin Strangely, In America, the place that's supposed to be anti-incest, its federally ok to marry cousins Not sure on siblings though

[@baronfelep1675]

0:05 Is: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! ×2

[@anthonyrivera5055]

I quite enjoyed this. Also nice demo reference

[@5577Step]

*Smacks Ares for making Seliph say that word*

[@Bingogogo721]

Yeah but you see in one universe they're siblings, not cousins. 😐🔫

[@greenhunter473]

that ending got me

[@gianepineda5799]

Disappointed that the most Ishtar bits are her thighs. Smh

[@user-pp3tn2lt3q]

*HIPS*

[@DarthSigma86]

Oh my god! They put Ishtar and she has HIPS! -Mangs

[@pebblemiester9868]

Watched this about the millionth time now

[@Thunderfang777]

Nice. Spice and Wolf music in the beginning.

[@jblen]

I just summoned Ishtar and then this shows up in my recommended videos.

[@lynkedworld8429]

I knew fenichi would make a comment about that ishtar joke he made on the legend lyn banner

[@daffyhat]

Oh, for the love of Grima, why the hell is there so much incest in Fire Emblem?! No, no I didn't call for you, your game managed to get away without any incest. Something the sequel should've thought about, right, *FATES?*

[@daffyhat]

Listen, buddy. Nobody plays Fire Emblem for it's accuracy to the time period. There are people who turn into giant killer bunnies and others who ride flying ponies and giant bird...things. What the fuck is a "Kinshi" anyway? Not important, do not even phrase you point like you support incest. No.

[@daffyhat]

*I don't care which one you're referring to that is not okay*

[@daffyhat]

I got that it was a joke, alright. Now that you're milking it I genuinely want to put your face through a wall. *Even as a joke, incest, let alone INCEST WITH A MINOR, is not okay.*

[@DesensitizedMuffin]

In the famous words of Ephraim. "I'm going in."

[@monchete9934]

Mentro140 Well, no reason not to tell you. First I planned to take my *INFERNO DIVIDER* , and put it in her *CARNAGE SCISSORS* ! And maybe a little *GAUNTLET HADES* too? *Giggles* My Goodness I can only imagine what her *HELL'S FANG* will *DEAD SPIKE* !!!

[@GMKGoji01]

0:37 Why did I laugh at this?!😂

[@memethemastermonarch9459]

Is it just me, or does Julius's art style remind me a A Link Between Worlds?

[@Kotenekrazy]

I need a link to the video thumbnail file, it is the best thing I've seen in days

[@FenichideToeni]

Here ya go. imgur.com/a/jjGInb4

[@LeaserRoy]

THE FIRST ONE HAS ME DEAD

[@akirakurusu7752]

Gilgamesh when

[@dayalasingh5853]

Heh

[@luccisinclair1817]

What was the original pic from the thumbnail, or at least the character and game

[@FenichideToeni]

The original pic is Ishtar from "Fate: Grand Order".

[@Narutokun11]

Wait, Ishtar from FE is in Fate/Grand Order? I really need to play this game more.

[@RandomNorb]

Different Ishtar.

[@samsara5916]

fgo ishtar is the first thot in babylon.

[@shiphappens8491]

can someone please tell me where the bit of julis "You force me to kill kids." is from? thanks.

[@FenichideToeni]

It's from Demolition D's "Thoughts on Drakengard 3" video.

[@shiphappens8491]

thanks!

[@xacmashe3852]

Lene is actually more sexualized than Tharja or Camilla. That's genuinely amazing. Also was she this thicc in her original game? She's a second generation unit and I'm pretty sure she looks older than her mother did when she was playable. Despite the fact that a large part of Seliphs army comprises of teenagers.

[@leifster7762]

Xac Mashe I wouldn’t say she’s more sexualized nor is she all that thicc. It’s more so that’s she’s really curvy and has good hips. Also I’m pretty sure she’s still a teenager like the others.

[@KUNAIfever]

DRAKENGARD ! *applause*

[@angeloortiz2769]

Ishtar is hot

[@burntfriedrice2512]

*VERY LOUD MATING CALLS*

[@teaz3139]

nice Drakengard reference

[@triforceninja13]

Where did the audio for that bit about killing kids and summoning a pedophile come from?

[@FenichideToeni]

Sorry for the late response. It's from Demolition D's "Thoughts on Drakengard 3" video.

[@Williams-jn1iy]

Very good xd

[@MikoMango23]

Julius is Caim comfirmed

[@kingbrennus1580]

Surprised you didn't make a bbq Sigurd joke....

[@shrugchan5914]

0:26 lmfao that shit had me dead

[@th3ra83]

Seliph: Dik? Ares: Ooh that's gay.......... I like it *slurping tongue* Seliph: Uh.... I need an adult....

[@roxorsoxor]

.... sigh..... subbed

[@firstcooommment3675]

Heh heh Drakengard

[@mirurururuvein]

This thumbnail...

[@rikkawhiterose662]

Ares at the end tho

[@durandlewis1382]

That's Eldigan.

[@elisa233fe]

Does anyone know the original video at 0:11? Thanks in advance

[@FenichideToeni]

It’s from Demolition D’s “Thoughts on Drakenguard 3” video.

[@elisa233fe]

Fenichi de Toeni thank you a lot

[@crazye639]

IS has sure been giving me FE4 units off of this banner... ... a +Atk -Def Ayra and nothing else... ... I mean, she's still FE4, so close enough?

[@GustavoHenrique-qj6ys]

CrazyE lol, I got one too, but mine is +atk -hp. I guess the banner likes to summon powercreeps in some way...

[@plsstop6824]

Exactly what video was the one where demo was speaking?

[@FenichideToeni]

It was from his “Thoughts on Drakenguard 3” video.

[@KairoMNE]

Accurate.

[@steg1977]

1:07 you predicted zelda in ultimate

[@InuYashaandKagomeROK]

Thumbnail is FGO summon lmaooo

[@MoreEvilThanYahweh]

FGO here, why is the thumbnail a knockoff Ishtar?

[@Samsonsamurai]

Lene

[@WildManToons]

Dont even know much out of Fire Emblem execpt for some of Ike and Roy games, controversy. and the overall weebness of the new games BUT I AM LOVING these vids

[@user-pp3tn2lt3q]

(0:17) Yes

[@suroh7211]

What is that demo d video?

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

Ishtar's thighs?

[@Lira-vs1bg]

The lene cuisine, feat. A toned yummy midriff and succulent looking armpits as well as thicc af thighs Only downside being is that she wasn't barefoot (like how she was in genealogy but we now have Silvia to fill that role, thanks IS)

[@leifster7762]

Lira a Lene has succulent tiddies and hips. Not so thicc. Also,Silvia being barefoot is still nice

[@sithyyyy]

What demo clip is that from?

[@FenichideToeni]

It's from his "Thoughts on Drakengard 3" video.

[@brandonmcdaniel5447]

Why is Deirdre so cute?

[@Arkensius1157]

I don't know

[@LMANPAD]

Perfect

[@zakariamohamed3202]

Incest is not Wincest

[@zerosorigin8387]

“It’s a win in my book!”

[@lordjulius102]

0:10 ACCURATE

[@azurestarseliph5926]

Oh hey Julius

[@lordjulius102]

@@azurestarseliph5926 OH SH- Hello

[@azurestarseliph5926]

@@lordjulius102 Nice to uhh....see you again I guess

[@lordjulius102]

@@azurestarseliph5926 And you thought I was dead, did you not? (Lol this is great 😂😂😂)

[@azurestarseliph5926]

@@lordjulius102 Well, yeah

[@skarletyourlocalblooddrive5569]

JULIUS IS MEEEEE

[@fakesmile172]

I can't like these feh videos enough.

[@marcosluizteodoro]

Lene armpits

[@an_orange_fruit1743]

Hmmmm..... I see

[@thebagelboy9622]

We all never mentioned the r-word in heroes. Doing so will take all your orbs you have and give them to somebody that loves their legendary heroes. We understand you, Julius.

[@Krux15]

I spent all my orbs für ishtar and her nothing.....praise my luck :D

[@Krux15]

For ishtar and get nothing

[@passingby3344]

Oh fuck I forgot that Ares and Nanna are related

[@Test-kv9jy]

It's ja boy, small hands and not small hands+

[@belfno7982]

0:10 so... Julius is Caim

[@belfno7982]

Neat

[@greco-romano9852]

1:03 Tell that to Japan's laws!

[@audinothesweetswarlock4229]

0:18 Well.. Azura and Shigure don't count. Their singers.

[@LeonAzureBlue]

Julia and Julius are sons of two BROTHERS, Arvis and Deirdre were born in the same womb even though they have a different father.

[@LeonAzureBlue]

....And Arvis and Deirdre have two sons, Julius and Julia.

[@wallycastagnir]

Dependa on your cou try i heard germany made i legal and some other european coubtrys to

[@azmunt6855]

0:10 what game it is?

[@FenichideToeni]

Drakengard 1.

[@azmunt6855]

@@FenichideToeni Thank you! It looked very familiar and i wondered what was it.

[@christianboustani8284]

it is actually legal to marry your cousin in the state I live in

[@zerosorigin8387]

Christian Boustani Certain states allow second cousin or higher. Most don’t do first cousins. At least from what I remember.

[@christianboustani8284]

Jonathan Irizarry Weeeeeell, 22 states in the US allow first cousin marriage. Including Massachusetts, my own state of residence.

[@zerosorigin8387]

Christian Boustani Like I said, in certain states it’s different.

[@christianboustani8284]

Jonathan Irizarry Never said it wasn't.

[@whatthe4440]

I barely know jack shit about Holy War so this doesn’t make sense to me. All I know is that some guy killed some blue guy and he accidentally married his sister

[@dxd2006]

Male Corrin can marry Azura and have kids, and they are legitimate cousins. Female Corrin can marry Azura's son and have a kid, which they are cousins-once-removed. There is also cousin stuff in Awakening. Also there is a big ncest mess in Three Houses that I can't get into because spoilers but yes just know there is a big mess in the middle of the room

[@FenichideToeni]

Thank you IS for the wincest.

[@paperluigi6132]

If there’s a sequel to Thracia, let Ishtar come back. And have her pull off a Michalis

[@jerichgaming5625]

Lene is 15 lol

[@user-pp3tn2lt3q]

17, actually.

[@paperluigi6132]

Sigurd the Trigurd Knt of Chalphy Either way, she's in my range

[@durandlewis1382]

Did anyone else think Lene was Silvia's mother?

[@leifster7762]

Durand Lewis People tend to do that when they look older even when their at completely different time periods.