So This is Basically Fire Emblem

[@JelloApocalypse]

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[@Hollow_Tim]

No thanks

[@LinkG2012]

@@Hollow_Tim OOf

[@Toasterizer9000]

Would you think of doing a “this is basically” for the binding of Isaac?

[@cosmonautvarietyhour]

It's kind of ridiculous how accurate this is.

[@codycline2975]

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour Marcus! Is that you? Part 2 of your MCU review better be uploaded today!

[@codycline2975]

Nevermind, you answered my question not with words, but with actions, and I respect that.

[@maxplays1]

its pretty accurate, aside from a bit of the fe echoes

[@TheRewind260587]

It was really nice and entertaining. The voices and jokes were funny but come on..axes and jeigans suck? Pitfall. Also knights with great stats? Oh yeah that 4 move is so useful.

[@coffeecat9188]

And im canadian

[@bubblecat7827]

And then there's Byleth who starts as a blue haired Lord and turns into a magical albino

[@bluecoral4918]

Commoner mercenary, but basically the same thing just without the social status.

[@backgroundcharacterj5071]

and time travel

[@Halepeno]

OH SHIT I won’t be able to unsee it now

[@FanOfMostEverything]

And canonically had the personality of a plastic cup before they started teaching.

[@D3ADM0N5T3RC4T]

And with the legendary mark/crest to use holy sword that no one else can use

[@MalachiteOW]

I've actually just noticed that the fake map from the beginning of the video scarily resembles the map from Three Houses

[@nomblob5592]

MalachiteOW Well there is only 3 houses. If next game have like 5 or 7 then the map would be vastly different

[@IkaMusume813]

@@nomblob5592 I hope the next game is actually a remake of Genealogy of the Holy War. I highly doubt it'll happen without some censorship though.

[@geraq0]

@@IkaMusume813 I hope it gets remade too (specially because the original is freaking hard), but I don't see the need for any censorship. I mean, videogames these days get away with far worse, right?

[@jorntumrongwit9056]

Spoiler And he predicted that Adrestia will have the invading emperor Amazing

[@leiwoomynati1372]

@@jorntumrongwit9056 "allies who declare war on you later" Adrestian Empire @ the Church of Seiros in a nutshell

[@TheCrystalDefender]

"...I mean, I could just recruit you?" "No! I'm going to die so you FEEL BAD!" Me: *cries in 3H post timeskip*

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Basically Edelgard on any other route. Meanwhile Dimitri dies offscreen, and Claude yeets himself back to Almyra.

[@kristopherweaver5933]

Cries in FE Awakening Chapter 10

[@dozonater562]

@@wanderlustwarrior except you can choose to save or kill Claude in CR

[@wanderlustwarrior]

@@dozonater562 No one who knows that would (or should) willingly kill Claude, though. Edelgard respects him too much. Even Hubert does (but can't spare him). They should've made the requirements to spare him more obvious, considering Intelligent Systems outright stated they consider him always surviving.

[@darthrevan4748]

Original Camus: I wish to die as a knight, for the motherland I love, and I know that the world will be better off for my death, and Nyna may move on and find happiness,,, Basically every other Camus: Literally just the above clip like seriously

[@bagelpenguin6499]

Don't forget the: Thief who will inevitably get replaced garbage knight who is too slow to get kills the third cavalier who is unsure of his worth

[@bobbyasaka]

Lowen is a bro. Hot take/controversial opinion here, but he's better than Sain and Kent even with Lyn mode.

[@bagelpenguin6499]

@@bobbyasaka I agree, them defenses are nice 👌

[@thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163]

@@bobbyasaka With Lyn mode, all three are essentially equal. Kent and Sain have better offensive stats and can promote in Lyn hard mode, but Lowen is better defensively (a boon for him since the enemies stats are generally so low that all trained units can ORKO with ease) and better avaiability in Eliwood/Hector mode.

[@Luchux177]

Um... where's the villager?

[@thatonepersonnoonecaresabo3163]

@@Luchux177 I would describe the villager type characters as the following: "The villiger guy who starts out bad. His/her growths and potential are as insane as the pitfall that has been dug for using them in anything that somewhat resembles an efficient playthrough."

[@kellyjohana516]

*Memorize key facts like the weapon triangle* Three Houses: "Wait. We don't do that here."

[@AlterationA]

They technically do. But you have to rank up the appropriate weapon skill to get a skill for it.

[@solarflare3752]

Claude banned all polygons

[@peggyesculpavit-dupret2945]

@ECKohns Echoes was a remake of the second FE game. The weapon triangle didn't exist at the time so they kept it like that for the sake of maintaining the game play of it. Also there were no axe users so even if it was included it would have been a pretty trivial mechanic with a permanent disadvantage for knights, cavaliers and pegasi.

[@EnigmaRising]

Lysithea: *laughs while murdering death knight*

[@tsurunoyui549]

Neither Fire Emblem Heroes with all those new skills and special weapons... F**K Weapon Triangle!

[@DavidGonzalezSamudio]

Somehow there are spoilers for Three Houses...

[@ZippoIII]

Where?

[@DashawnLoves]

@@ZippoIII yes

[@ZippoIII]

@@DashawnLoves so.. None

[@DashawnLoves]

@@ZippoIII all

[@DashawnLoves]

@@ZippoIII jk but seriously this video is like FE: Three houses but without context on who or what is exactly the scenario they're describing.

[@SonJazrin]

"I was WAY more fucked up in the Japanese version. " I feel that this line applies equally to any localized Japanese game.

[@beruktsehaye1018]

What's his name

[@grass324]

@@beruktsehaye1018 the unit? I think it's joshua from sacred stones

[@regalblade8171]

@@grass324 but Joshua isn't fucked up

[@justafan9206]

*ahem* pokemon red and blue.

[@spectre0116]

@@beruktsehaye1018 I think the rainbow haired person was supposed to be Peri from awakening.

[@lm7677]

My dad describes every Fire Emblem character as "I'm Marth, but..."

[@ChokingOnRazors]

I like cheese “...with silver accents.”

[@mocha8414]

I mean he's not wrong

[@chaosyeshua1137]

In Eirika's case, "I'm Marth, but female." In Ephraim's case, "I'm Marth, but I use lances."

[@ZadkielTheGreat]

Dragon Marth, Red Haired Marth, Mage Marth, etc

[@crio2231]

I'm Marth but I can't talk to women I'm marth but AM women

[@SirRias]

At least in 3 Houses, Byleth having the personality of a plastic cup is a plot point

[@ariv8763]

Sir Rias lmao

[@GoddessCynthia]

right i was gonna say lmao

[@normalperson2462]

Also you can marry the one going on world conquest as well

[@stanstanstan2597]

And then she got added to Smash Bros for no good reason despite the fact that Fire Emblem is so insanely disproportionately represented in the series. Yay!

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Tristan McQuern Kinda seems stupid to hate on a character just cause it’s from Fire Emblem. You know they have to represent the entire series by putting most of the main characters from each Fire Emblem game, right?

[@TheDancerMacabre]

"And the Lord who died offscreen!" Dimitri: "bruh"

[@remlapwastaken8857]

I'm starting to think Intelligent Systems watched this video and instantly made Three Houses based off this.

[@sungoddessamaterasu5439]

He didn't if you did the paralouge

[@cian2168]

@@sungoddessamaterasu5439 You're thinking of Dedue.

[@shaik100_]

Yami He does off screen in verdant wind and I’m pretty sure he also dies off screen in silver snow but I’m not sure

[@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd7156]

Luckily, I’m alive and well. BLUE LIONS ROUTE FTW!!

[@SleepyBrady]

Fire emblem is a game that tricks you into doing math and thinking about the consiquences of your actions Honestly 10/10 game series

[@rianacupan9474]

When enemies has 90% chance to miss But RNGesus said hit that lord with a crit

[@thalloutboy]

“My unit has a 99% chance of killing the enemy with this first hit, the enemy has a 5% hit rate and a 1% crit rate, what could possibly go wrong?”

[@johncastle4181]

*" I JUST MISSED WITH A 90% AND DIED TO A CRIT 1% "*

[@cheyennebarton]

I have only played Three Houses and I'm frankly delighted that this structure is universal across the entire franchise. (also no fe3h spoilers pls i'm not done quite yet!)

[@leemeyer9395]

Marth doesn't promote

[@CatMuto]

I am on my third playthrough, and my biggest complaint about the game is... way too many unanswered questions left at the end of each route, because each route tells its own story. There is little overarching stuff that connects them. =/

[@catcat1088]

There are 4 different routes/stories: one in Blue Lions, one in Golden Deer, and two in Black Eagles. Did you do them all?

[@CatMuto]

@@catcat1088 Currently approaching Silver Snow. So far, my opinion stands. They are connected, but each keeps leaving things unanswered. In my opinion, your desire changes which route you should go for. If you want answers, go Golden Deer. If you want character development, go Blue Lion. If you want to know why the Flame Emperor does things (which is a dumb reason, in my opinion), go Crimson Flower.

[@johnmcswag5980]

@@CatMuto Three houses has one of the worst and weakest stories in the series. I would reccomend playing Geneology and Thracia, hell even GBA fire emblem has a more cohesive and connected storyline.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

I restart not because of favourtism but out of my crippling OCD and kleptomania. They are mere puppets in my collection.

[@dandrive3249]

Shinigami Sama yeah same here. In fire emblem fates I got the unique villains that came with the child levels I use orochi to capture them like Pokémon.

[@SubduedRadical]

@@dandrive3249 Oh god, this made me laugh. XD WAY too hard. I haven't done that, but catching them like Pokemon...rofl! "Gotta catch 'em all!"

[@keiganm1287]

I kill atleast 1 character i dont like per map

[@Rellik165]

it isn't true OCD unless you obsessively try to keep every character at the same level, and thus only use your lowest level units in every level to equalize everyone. ...like me...

[@raiyanchowdhury7898]

Shinigami Sama

[@scylla1772]

I love how the map is literally the 3 Houses one, but rotated 90° clockwise

[@TheMadwomen]

...Three Houses wasn't out yet.

[@ironwill3148]

@@TheMadwomen r/woooosh

[@ryldmeh251]

Ok, who’s the psychic?

[@eddiemate]

IRON WILL Is that really a whoosh? Is it really? Or are you just desperate?

[@stevenliang3213]

@@ironwill3148 : only brainless people use whoosh such as you

[@Wafflepudding]

"Oh my tit fell out" That was fucking hilarious just because it should always happen *yet it never fucking does regardless of how obviously impractical the RPG fetish garb is*

[@lazersfixall3939]

Cornelia

[@apieceoftoast768]

More like... Garb age

[@-Commit-arson-]

It’s magic

[@ClassyCorgi]

ZEPHIA

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

Dorothea and Manuela anyone?

[@belmontzar]

"Once I find the magic sword and get promoted I will beat you!" 'but the game is almost over, your entire army is second tier or more.' This pretty much sums up Binding blade doesn't it? Poor Roy.

[@webbowser8834]

Don't forget Eliwood. Like father like son...

[@rogueeskimo8253]

@@webbowser8834 eliwood was better and actually has great stats like lyn but wow roy sucks ass, basically finished the game and he was still useless holy fuck

[@AwakeTheFall]

rogue eskimo lol has good stats like lyn. Hilarious

[@kevinvanveen3260]

And lief from FE5

[@Melkac]

That's just about every main Lord before like, Awakening. Most of my units in PoR are like second tier level 5 by the time Ike promoted.

[@MyrmidonRadd]

*TWO CAVALIERS. TWO CAVALIERS.*

[@superboomn]

Just remember one of them probably sux

[@madchu7]

Etrinix IU unless it's FE7, in which case the one with a sword seems good at first, but gradually starts sucking.

[@CodeTalkerLooter]

IT depends. Kent is much faster so prone to double hit. Sain in the other hand is way stronger.

[@CNightmare072]

Etrinix IU Oscar begs to differ

[@nachohangover5104]

Etrinix IU Lance rank>sword rank 1-2 range is king.

[@jordansteffen3518]

Don't forget about the character you get late in the game that has an awesome personality but is about 15 levels weaker than the rest of your entire party

[@BifronsCandle]

"DOO MAH BEST"

[@alistair2654]

And has ridiculously good growth

[@zulqarmuritala8713]

Sayem Fire emblem is a single player game, so using any favorites whether they are low tier will still make you succeed. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with using units that you like. If anything, I’m happier using characters that I like over ones that are good but I dislike. A redditor called SpoonRythm actually played the Elibe games with low tiers and it was probably my favourite play through of the game.

[@lyncario5515]

Yeah, it's not like the one and a half following map are designed to level them up easily. Oh wait.

[@wildebur]

OOOOOOH... That one hit too close to home...

[@longbeing]

“Fire Emblem! This magnificent franchise pushes the boundaries of gaming by daring to ask the question, what if chess made you horny?” -Brian David Gilbert

[@kewoshk]

Lol had a good laugh 😂

[@merinofanfic4717]

Wait in what video?

[@longbeing]

@@merinofanfic4717 the Fire Emblem Unraveled one. It's on Polygon's channel, not his.

[@IrvingIV]

​@@merinofanfic4717 kzbin.info/www/bejne/e365m4N6pteer8ksi=Aprd5rDZJ4w7x_gd

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I literally *just* came from that video

[@Destructofist]

0:30 "You play a blue haired lord or a magical albino" What about both?

[@adzi6164]

is this Edelgard route?

[@manuellara9644]

Adzi It’s also the Robin and Corrin route

[@davidgalan2140]

also the whole awakening

[@The_child-catcher]

Radiant Dawn in a nutshell.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

What about Zoidberg?

[@ProtocolDroidHK47]

"I'm the LITERAL MURDERER that just joined your company." This applies to WAAAAY too many characters.

[@CulturedDegenerate]

I think we can all agree Peri is by far the worst offender though

[@selkiekinu7730]

you beat me to it

[@vsgfilmgroup]

I sleep in YOUR tent!

[@nacoto180]

There's Jafar "angel of death" from fe7. He not only killed Eliwood's father, but also Matthew's girlfriend and hundreds of other people.

[@GirthquakeTheGoat]

Tavros Nitram vriska

[@Mangs1337]

Is this the plot for Fire Emblem 16?

[@adidevvinaik]

Mangs probably

[@FloraOfTheCats]

Remember, all ships are canon

[@thomanator1000]

And all ships have cannons.

[@wee3ist]

Nope It will be the same but all the game is boat maps

[@Maid_of_Spiders]

oh hi mangs, didn't expect to see you here. To answer your question i doubt it. There was no mention of sexy vampire waifus.

[@hugogamboas.5550]

Fire emblem asks the profound question: What if chess had waifus?

[@halallink2003]

Queen in chess *talking with Loki's voice and accent* : It's a pleasure to meet your accuaintance!

[@halallink2003]

though in some countries the queen is maled and is called minister. and minister in Arabic is wazeer.

[@acedelta12]

XD

[@TheJadeFist]

That is literally the best description possible.

[@SaM-fe4lp]

The answer: Yes

[@jaydengilbert5964]

MY STATS ARE GOOD BUT MY PERSONALITY *SUCKS*

[@elijahsouza2238]

Getting Frederick vibes from this

[@maxiew5437]

Feral Dimitri

[@technicallythecenteroftheu1349]

The Fates cast be like

[@dylanmcglothlin8279]

@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 only the royals because the rest sucked in every way

[@Pillzpop]

*cough* Leonie *cough*

[@MetalSonicReject]

0:21 Congratulations, you predicted the continent layout for Fódlan from Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

[@crystalfox2276]

djhfdjhdfhj oh my god accurate

[@bradleyhampton7966]

@@crystalfox2276 Also predicted the male gay option being an old man--well, 2/3 of them being old men.

[@eemelikorteniemi3966]

That is true... You just need to rotate it

[@HappyLuchoX]

Eehhmm... Fire emblem Awakening...

[@yellowjellow5744]

also the mc is a blue haired plastic cup who turns into a magical albino

[@IkaMusume813]

It's scary how many things this video predicted in Three Houses a year before it came out.

[@adzi6164]

this must be the work of enemy Stand

[@Danmarinja]

I mean it's not predicting, just pattern recognition

[@hardgay7537]

@@Danmarinja To be fair, though, Fire Emblem is a _very_ tropey series with a lot of repetition of ideas with subtle twists to keep them fresh. It works, so it makes sense that they'd keep doing it, but if you want originality, well, you can trade that for novelty for roughly your first two games or so. After that you're just in it because you like SRPGs and waifus. Bernie is best girl #protecc

[@r.r815]

@@hardgay7537 i feel like three houses did break tradition for its main story

[@Atmapalazzo]

@@r.r815 Not really, what it did do (and did very well) was break archetypes. No christmas cavaliers, no Est, no Camus, no Jagen, no 11th hour units. The plot relevant characters do have alot in common with other characters from fire emblem games (but were generally pulled off better in this game than the others). This isn't a bad thing, and is in a very odd way, part of FE's charm. It still has plenty of insane twists in the game though, such as the origins of the crest stones and hero's relics. Edelgard is reminescent of Arvis and Lyon. Claude shares alot of concept with Lyn. Rhea is just straight up Mila. Jeralt and Greil are plot dads. Needs more Rudolf though...

[@DarthSyric]

To no one’s surprise, this pairs beautifully with Engage, right up to and including Lady OhMyTitFellOut.

[@sunnykoz]

who's ohmytitfellout in engage? zephia?

[@DarthSyric]

@@sunnykoz Yep, 100%

[@sunnykoz]

@@DarthSyric thanks

[@CGFillertext]

Shoutout to Mauvier for flexing on Camus (sorry, Lamus) for actually joining your army

[@Wentelteefje06]

You forgot the "I'm really useless but you'll still use me bc im smol and pure and you can't get a girlfriend".

[@nidohime6233]

Isn´t the cute mage supposed to be?

[@kieranmahon4382]

Bernadetta. Bernadetta in a nutshell.

[@kieranmahon4382]

@@ariv8763 Yeah, Flayn is pretty much useless whether you use her as a pegasus knight or a bishop. But Lysithea in my playthroughs, with her magic, is still fairly useful.

[@Mrholysymbol]

@@kieranmahon4382 you take that back Bernie was very useful as a mounted Archer

[@kieranmahon4382]

@@Mrholysymbol You mean a bow knight? Because she's shit as a pegasus knight.

[@CodeMarbles]

FE16 plot lookin good tbh.

[@nicharris7880]

Marbels Ikr?

[@BunPrince]

I read ff16

[@Czure6627]

Marbels that’s what they all say tbh

[@CodeMarbles]

dragon heaven pls I'm a saint :^)

[@Czure6627]

dragon heaven welcome to internet

[@XellosNi]

"Two or three more level-ups like that and I'm useless forever." Mekkah pitfall sense tingling.

[@toastbread2263]

Roy

[@chaosyeshua1137]

Almost every unit in Gaiden and Echoes >_> sirsly I've gotten like 5 empty level-ups in that game DX

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

Talk about it.

[@gypsysprite4824]

@@chaosyeshua1137 empty levels are impossible in gaiden since you will always get one stat up. then again hp levels might aswell be empty

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

They should have already been tingling with how they addressed skeleton retainer

[@CNightmare072]

1:33 - 2:25 The only one you forgot was "Wyvern Rider with family issues"

[@unrestrainedclown2808]

LOL seteth

[@sehajkaler9285]

Gerome

[@CNightmare072]

@@sehajkaler9285 I was on the wavelength of Minerva, Jill, Melady & Altina lol

[@gearcrushgaming5141]

@@CNightmare072 what about my boy cormag

[@jeilastnamejei5831]

@@gearcrushgaming5141 you can't have family issues if your family is dead

[@johnwood7603]

"play a blue haired Lord or a magical albino" Yep, this is why I subscribed

[@gavind1363]

NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE But what about Eliweed and Everyone's Boy, the two ginger lords? That's a sentence I didn't think I'd say...

[@keyblademaster7305]

Same here

[@Mr64Marios]

We got Alm, Celica, Lyn, Roy, and Eliwood

[@takumidoutou4412]

K T green

[@ChReNiC]

leif cries in the background i guess

[@abonnybunny6647]

Actually, I'd totally play a game with this exact cast. I'd always restart for Fat Vaike.

[@boiboi3672]

Maybelle Summers same

[@Direwoof]

DO YOU NEED THE OLD MAN?!

[@1999MarioFan]

Maybelle Summers I would S Support him with Featherweight.

[@paperluigi6132]

I restart for EVERYONE. Even if in a rout map there’s one enemy left but one of my characters die, I’ll restart the ENTIRE battle. Unless I have a save state

[@ajh22895]

Well, he can get 50+ HP in the midgame and even more late. Soooo... just keep that Fat Vaike jiggling wig wig wiggling too.

[@vagabond2787]

Now get ready for depressing character endings such as: - Dies a couple years later from illness! - Becomes a terrible parent! - Disappears never to be seen again! - Gets stuck in an unstable, and frankly bizarre marriage! - Meets the love of their life again as enemies on the battlefield! - Eventually becomes a witch! - Cannot actually marry due to their different social status! - Marries (but not to your OTP)

[@forklauncher]

and my personal favourite: fulfills his life-long dream of becoming a nobleman, only to be so shit at managing things, that he gets demoted to a symbolic position, spending the rest of his life complaining to new recruits about the glory days.

[@woodman7497]

- laments the death of his childhood friend, changes from an easygoing personality to a more serious and sort of uptight one, names his firstborn son after his friend, and becomes an alcoholic wooooo go gray

[@forklauncher]

You're mixing up the 2 versions of Gray, I think. Gaiden Gray becomes an alcoholic if Tobin dies, SoV Gray marries Claire and names their son after Tobin.

[@woodman7497]

right, right, forgot they changed that in echoes

[@x3seal133]

doodlepoo how dafuq did someone capable of 1v1 with a firedragon using luna died to a snowstorm?

[@ness6099]

Ike: “Guys I can explain!” Eliwood: “You promote at chapter 17 when I need to wait until chapter 28!” Hector: “28!? I need to go an extra level to 29 on my route!” 3H leader: “You guys get to promote without taking a test?”

[@creepernumber57]

And Roy sitting in a room on fire when he promotes on the literal last level...assuming you did all the bonus levels

[@Xertaron.]

Marth: "Wait, you guys can promote?!" Sigurd: "Some sooner than others"

[@fyra_cat2119]

Well Byleth also promotes to a unique class in one of the part one chapters

[@Zan10242]

Corin sitting in a corner master seal in hand hoping nobody sees them

[@thalloutboy]

Chrom: *Uses a master seal to promote whenever he wants* Micaiah: *Promotes literally during the endgame*

[@ChibiMalzahar]

Three Houses is the best FE because Byleth is a blue haired lord AND a magical albino I rest my case

[@RWBn00b]

1. His hair is actually leaning more towards green than blue. It's inbetween. 2. He's not a magical albino whatsover, even after the magical hair dye comes out

[@ChibiMalzahar]

@@RWBn00b wow really

[@ArmageddonEvil]

@Garrett Engell Both versions of Byleth is basically a Darscen from Valkyria Chronicles. XD

[@214mjn]

Id also like to point out that byleth is also not a lord. Only Edelgard Claude and Dimitri are lords

[@ArmageddonEvil]

@@214mjn But you still lose the map if Byleth dies. lol

[@greenishbean7904]

Wouldn’t the “3000” year old small actually a dragon girl being attracted to people 1/150th her age be pretty creepy technically speaking.

[@shinymetagross1666]

GreenishBean7 Questions like these have probably started wars

[@ntwogaming9306]

@GreenishBean7 It would translate as an old human being attracted to baby monkeys. So yes technically speaking it would be insanely creepy.

[@remlapwastaken8857]

Let's not even get into the final boss of Alabama level of incest that is romancing Rhea, Seteth, or Flayn.

[@firepuppies4086]

@@remlapwastaken8857 would Yubel count... I mean Morgana, I mean-

[@silvertipstudio9622]

Ninian... I rest my case {she actually loved eliwood wether you went through their dialogue or not}

[@Morgar.Simpso]

1:00 love the reference to the deliverance being absolutely ignorant Literally every other character: "WOAH ALM U CAN LIFT THAT SWORD THAT ONLY THOSE OF ROYAL BLOOD CAN WIELD DUDE ARE YOU ROYALTY!?!?!" Alm:"Its probably fake u try" Everyone else:"CANNOT LIFT IT UGHHHHHH" Alm: ha you guys r just messin with me. *4 chapters later* Alm: WAIT RUDOLF WAS WHAAAAAAAAAT THERE WAS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

[@Anonymos185]

0:43 Most unrealistic part of the video is the notion that a random pirate boss could get a hair color as zany as green. That's reserved for *very* important playable characters. Everyone knows all pirates and bandits have brown, black or grey hair.

[@lyraphoenix6883]

*laughs in Path of Radiance pirates*

[@regalblade8171]

For a sec I thought that was Boyd or Gerik

[@frostbluez]

No they usually don’t even get hair honestly, feels like they’re usually completely bald

[@WindyWooshes]

Now Engage has Blue haired one, so I guess the streak is broken lol

[@eleonorepb4565]

What about Nemesis ?

[@UltimateHalG]

2:29 I am conflicted, on one hand he is a pretty anime boy, on the other hand he is a literal murderer...but on the other hand he is a pretty anime boy...

[@romya7466]

do you by any Chance the Name of the Character? He seems so familiar but i really don't know which Fire Emblem he's from :(

[@piaraismacmurchaidh4712]

Romy A There might be numerous characters like that, but Henry from Awakening is one.

[@dzaster7008]

Romy A he looks like Henry (FE: Awakening) and Joshua (FE: Sacred stones) had a baby

[@Mr.Monacle]

To be fair to Joshua though, Joshua is fucking cool. And also not a psychopath. Should have lead with that second bit.

[@mtj8870]

*KAREL*

[@flambezeus452]

This video as aged so perfectly with the new game

[@MasterKnightDH]

You'd think Nintendo would not subscribe to power creep.

[@Stormy2142]

Holy cow the art and the voice acting. this was amazing

[@wills4579]

Edmo Suassuna it’s perfect

[@Chris-vx5kp]

It was better than the actual game dub.

[@bernardoheusi6146]

It´s creepy how the 40 year olds look like 20 years old and all the old people look OLD Guess only them can´t buy Botox?

[@nairikbo1709]

I agree

[@chrislee5268]

Edmo Suassuna Yeah Jello is really okay

[@KinniesShadow]

Absolutely insane how Engage stole its villains from this exact video

[@Edelweiss1102]

I was absolutely convinced this video was made very recently after engage was released, then I saw it was made 4 years ago..., BRUH

[@GunnGuardian]

As soon as they appeared on screen, I thought of this video. It's amazing how stupidly well they fit.

[@YeetusTheFetus]

Except the gay options are… everyone! And no one! The S supports are all subtext with no clear answer as to whether they’re romantic!

[@austinmoe4865]

With a twist, the one who dies, doesn't die off screen! Progress!

[@hjt091]

Based Mauvier being a noble villain who says "fuck this" and swaps sides

[@strikecaptain121]

"Once I've found the unpronounceable magic sword" 2019: *SWORD OF THE CREATOR*

[@p0lyg0n17]

StrikeCaptain121 Falchion works too

[@strikecaptain121]

@@p0lyg0n17 true

[@chrs.7845]

Binding Blade

[@strikecaptain121]

@@chrs.7845 also true

[@bacchus9389]

Ragnell is just two syllables.

[@ave_r_ie]

“Sure is weird that you can use the sword only the DRAGON LORD with the MARK OF DESTINY is able to wield” “No need to look into that” *stares at alm from shadows of Valentia* BOI!

[@budling5921]

Yeah that was weird

[@lateral1385]

I like your profile pic

[@jett843]

Also if you look he spelled "wield" wrong in the video

[@marcelobriones9521]

Well falchion was given to marth(and chrom) by naga so he could seal grima/medeus so I think she would be in agreement of alm using it to save his army from grima

[@GUMPAAful]

Marcelo Gutierrez i think he is talking about the Royal Sword that only the royals could use and alms was able to use it .

[@shadowofchaos725]

I still cry for Roy. That last part about ABSOLUTELY LATE forced Lord promotions really hit home. lmao

[@nachohangover5104]

shadowofchaos725 TBH even if he promoted before getting the Binding Blade, he'd still be pretty bad IMO. Footlock, swordlock, and pretty bad base stats.

[@jrhamari]

shadowofchaos725 I agree. I mean I still like Roy despite how bad he is in Binding Blade mainly due to Smash Bros nostalga but I dont like how late he promotes T.T

[@jaredfayette2567]

jrhamari Roy doesn’t promote until there are only about 4 maps left. So for more than 20+ chapters, Roy will remain unprompted while your other characters will become much stronger. In addition, if you failed to unlock any of the Gaiden [extra] chapters and or have any of the legendary weapons from said chapter break, your screwed from getting at least the good ending of Binding Blade, meaning you’ll only have ONE chapter with a promoted Roy if I recall correctly.

[@jrhamari]

Jared Fayette I remember reading that. Yeah they really screwed Roy over. which is sad because like I said I really like him. Thats why I hope they remake FE6 and 7 so that they can have Roy promote earlier, Like say after you get the final legendary weapon.

[@gokillyourselfgoogle]

Canonically the strongest sword that's the reason dragons are nearly extinct and yet he sucks.

[@shyguypro9876]

“Swords, Lances, and the bad one” Big words for someone in Dorcas range.

[@its_sisha_not_chair505]

Sayin that swords are better than the weapon type that has more might, 1-2 range, cheaper and the hammer which is really useful and easy to get... Yeah, not really in touch with the meta here. The joke would've worked if it was a reference to the axes on fe6 which sucks on that fe

[@Nova-tl4yc]

Hector: *sighs then wipes out your 30 HP

[@littlekuribohimposte]

@@its_sisha_not_chair505 2 might for 20 less hit. No thanks

[@samkeiser9776]

@@littlekuribohimposte weapon triangle against lances helps with hit because at least in the GBA games, tons of enemies use lances, and 1-2 range is much much more important than 20 hit, stats can make up for 20 hit, they can’t make up for 1-2 range.

[@littlekuribohimposte]

@@samkeiser9776 I'd rather hit accurately for leess damage than whiff every other shot for 0 damage

[@draxiss1577]

You forgot the mention the Token Wyvern Rider. Seriously, the bad guys *always* have the wyverns.

[@stefanfr13]

Player's character roster: Only 1 wyvern rider, 2 or 3 if you're lucky (or someone can promote into one). Enemy armies: Everyone, their grandmothers and even their cats have one.

[@afelias]

That's because wyvern riders are broken as shit in your hands but in the hands of the enemy they die to both arrows and all kinds of magic, barring Tellius that somehow made wyverns fucking flying dragons. Honestly giving you more than 2 wyverns is nuts.

[@CompletelyNewguy]

Why do they get the wyverns? What if I want a wyvern!? Man this game just doesn't get me...

[@ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle]

Unless you're talking about FE11 and 12 where you can make pretty much everyone one

[@CompletelyNewguy]

Lejen Then where DO they get all those Wyverns? They kind of just pop out of no where.

[@nagiku99]

Lamus: "No! I'm going to die so you feel bad!" that shit is so accurate about Camus

[@paperluigi6132]

If you don’t feel bad for Camus archetypes, you’re a heartless monster

[@icei34errel51]

Lamus is basically Camus

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

@@icei34errel51 i thought Lamus was Linus until now

[@sophiamalcolm2119]

No, Linus is "The fun crazy one"

[@DasBrot-5150]

I think that's more or less Valtner

[@SalientLamprophany]

The axe is the bad option? *EDELGARD WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Sword is actually the bad option. Axes and Lances take turns as the best option, but Axes have the reputation of getting garbage units that specialize in them. ...Is what I would say if 3 Houses Gauntlets didn't ask Swords to hold their beer.

[@solomonpnq]

Hector...Vaike(I was joking about Vaike

[@immortalnomad0341]

[Laughs in Haar]

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@@solomonpnq Vaike is decent, his class is garbage in awakening tho

[@dimonjack208]

Byleth: laughs in two time range sword.

[@N_Moli]

The "two cavalier" joke is so on point.

[@frostbluez]

Also one is red and the other is green

[@theboostedbaboon4586]

Christmas calves!?

[@radix4400]

But I like those cavaliers. They were just cool

[@GoldDragon20]

Fe8: Three cavaliers! *Three cavaliers!*

[@rayquazathenoodledragon9630]

​@@GoldDragon20FE 7 is also three cavaliers

[@SeigiVA]

These seem like so much fun to voice in. Now I want to voice in the next one 😅

[@Kuda115]

Seigi VA eyyyyy

[@IzanagiO]

Holy crap you're here!

[@colehughes5651]

Seigi you'd be great in one of these

[@creepjax]

hey it's seigi!

[@cosmonautvarietyhour]

Oh hey you're here too

[@AmnieKa]

I... actually like your character designs...

[@modothegreat108]

I want to play the game featuring that generic blue-haired female lord and her contraband of allies, only to bench all the ones he mentioned! Fun!

[@danieldo8859]

Ikr. He should make some heroes for FEH

[@butidontlikepaint7700]

Espically the TWO CAVILERS.

[@FarikoWishless]

Xeyloze Blackburn If you don't like his Animation... Why the fuck are you even here?

[@dexchampion2128]

Same! They actually look really damn good

[@solimm4sks510]

"I was WAYY more fucked up in the Japanese version" That's how it usually be

[@MrAuthor3DS]

I dunno, some believe that Peri got even more fucked up in the English version. Certainly true for Camilla, though.

[@TheAxeLordOfFire]

@@MrAuthor3DS Also true for Niles as well. IIRC, his supports with Corrin in the JP version allude to the fact he was raped as a child. The slums of Nohr ain't a fun place to be, yo.

[@nicolasbanidol2371]

Wallhart was nicer with Morgan in the japanese version according to what I heard

[@eway44]

Was Henry better or worse in Japanese?

[@rockelenelly7687]

@@eway44 he was more fucked up in the Japanese version from what I heard

[@thalloutboy]

And then the endings be like Childhood friend would continue studying magic for the rest of his life, but the one thing he could never learn was how to get laid. Red cavalier would continue to serve his kingdom, training new recruits to the royal knights. He also never got laid. Green cavalier died alone. Fat Vaike returned to the streets that raised him alongside his husband, Random Old Guy. Crappy archer: (died in chapter 3) Cleric goes on to become a priest in her hometown church. Lame. Knight hit on many women but failed to find true love (this is quite literally just Gatrie’s ending in FE10). Featherweight was revered throughout the royal army for her kindness and skill on the battlefield. Unfortunately, she was not revered enough to find a mate. Cute Mage would go on to marry the avatar character. Huh. Furry returned to his native land and reconnected with his own kind. He never married, but he definitely got laid. Definitely Illegal entered a polygamous marriage with Fat Vaike and Random Old Guy, and somehow no one questioned it. When peace once again settled on the land, Magical Albino packed lightly, and set off with the only person they ever trusted. Wait, this sounds kinda familiar. Blue Haired Lord hopped on a ship and left the continent, never to be seen or heard from agai- yeah we did this already.

[@korhol2065]

At least the late game overpowered old man character found love where I guy on a horse couldn’t, cause that’s how you fire emblem

[@dracoshield2344]

Hey, just letting you know that I'm stealing these for a project I'm working on Unless you don't want me to

[@Dewani90]

@@dracoshield2344 with how easy it is to make your own fire emblem with tools, I don't think it would be that hard to make your game... sprite work is a pain though.

[@coolmanidk]

The old guy stole the Pegasus rider vaike..... Mind-blowing

[@thalloutboy]

@@dracoshield2344 just seeing this now, but go right ahead.

[@MashAttack]

"MARK OF DESTINY" ... Crest of Flames. I hate how accurate this still is.

[@wellalrightthen3920]

Brand of the Exalt... The brands on Alm and Celica's hands... Yep.

[@ryldmeh251]

Well, Alright Then and the royal sword

[@dragoonarchive9197]

Just add: It's weird that you can use the sword that only the KING OF LIBERATION can use with the CREST OF FLAMES, is able to wield.

[@wellalrightthen3920]

@@dragoonarchive9197 hanneman intensifies

[@dragoonarchive9197]

@@wellalrightthen3920 *bass boosted* "Can I have a look at your crest?!" Haha

[@TheCottonCandyQueen]

Tbh the lord character has a really cool design

[@chrislee5268]

Cotton Candy Queen She's just slightly armored blue hair Korra

[@DemonLordRaiden]

She's basically Lyn from Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken/Blazing Blade/No subtitle for the Gameboy Advanced.

[@Spades20XX]

Ya coulda just said Lyn.

[@DemonLordRaiden]

Fair enough. Everyone I talk to about that game hasn't played it or doesn't know about it though, so I always end up having to specify.

[@angelpacheco1608]

Must be talking to the casuals. With feh especially now, lyn is stupid popular.

[@TheScribeScribe]

1:15 She literally pulled that plot device out of her ass.

[@medoagamer9497]

1:25 "They got swords, lances, and the bad one" Hector, Camilla, and Edlegard: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@Sarquadious]

Titania

[@TheChessicfayth]

@@Sarquadious ^

[@aridicaexmontaudon1296]

Titania jill haar, griel, hell ALL OF TELLIUS,

[@Rob23765]

Don't forget Lex and the God Chad Orsin and his mighty PUJI

[@jebraxas5233]

also Nichol

[@krausercruz2780]

And lets not forget "That one character that carries your entire game but later fund out they are supposed to be botton tier useless" Any Meg mains around here?

[@irmatrubura4620]

Does Nino fit in this category? Cause I told my friend I would use her for the heck of it and she ended up being really good after promotion

[@ChristieWryte]

@@irmatrubura4620 IIRC, Nino is a weird case in that she is actually a high tier character, but you get her so late in the game and at such a low level that for most people it's just not worth the extra effort to realize her potential when you've probably already committed to Erk, Priscilla, or Pent well before you got her, all the enemies you're fighting are levels above her, and you've only got a handful of maps left.

[@irmatrubura4620]

@@ChristieWryte yeah it's like that with her. I decided to put in the effort and she quickly became strong

[@acesometis3328]

@@irmatrubura4620 Typically she's known as the "Est" type character - a late game low level unit that turns out good if you take the time to level them.

[@ram5487]

Yeah, uh, no. Nino requires far too much investment for what she gives to your army. You’ll have to spend 1-3 maps training her up and only her, and when you’re done, and minus a guiding ring, you now have a slightly better pent. Who joins earlier. Prepromoted. She’s like erk if erk joined a bunch of chapters later.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

"All JRPGs described in ten words or less: 'Teenagers using the Power of Friendship to kill God'." - Yahtzee Croshaw

[@bishop8958]

What episode of no punctuation is this?

[@zacharyw213]

@@bishop8958 EarthBound

[@zacharyw213]

@GarrettTheFerret So I've heard. I really need to play a Persona game.

[@matthewwells8377]

Hey, in Pokémon you use the power of rivalry to enslave God! And in Xenoblade you only kill God in the first one!

[@Costikeke]

japanese society in a nutshell

[@sam7559]

Assuming Not Lyn (Lord) wasn't wounded, I'm surprised at Suspicious Vizier was able to do 47 (35 HP + 12 Res) damage to be able to one shot Lord. She probably has a dark personal tome and let's give it 18 Mt, that's the same Mt as the S rank dark tome in FE6 Apocalypse not counting it's +5 to the users magic stat, that would mean at Vizier has magic stat at least 29

[@GBlockbreaker]

Thanks

[@alicered4198]

This comment is severely underrated.

[@telendar2949]

Look at Limstella, Lyon, Sonia or Ursula's stats, that doesn't seem unrealistic...

[@Flashboy284]

it sounded like a crit so that probably helped.

[@dingochungis6814]

Wouldn't it be 48, due to her gaining a hit point from levelling up? It's been a while since I played FE (about a year, maybe?), so I don't recall if units heal 1 hit point whenever they gain 1 maximum hit point, but I'd assume they do.

[@cidredwood6170]

"If an enemy makes a mean face at me, I'll explode!" *Lissa flashbacks*

[@rifasclub]

You mean the best staff unit in the franchise that often gets promoted before anyone else?

[@cidredwood6170]

@@rifasclub My units were all overleveled and rarely got hurt enough to have a healer do their stuff

[@rifasclub]

@@cidredwood6170 than stop playing the lower dificulty or judging a unit's performance by it.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Heh, Bernadetta.

[@A_Random_IRS_B0T_]

@@rifasclub dude I was able to cheese the system by forcing an archer into a closed space, and the only option he had was to damage this one unit that I would keep healing until Lissa was like level 11 or something.

[@missanthropist5806]

Byleth: "Actually my personality is that if a PAPER cup, thank you"

[@bubblecat7827]

It's a teacup

[@Chaosdude7111]

@@bubblecat7827 No, that's Lorenz. And Ferdinand von Aegir.

[@matthewsimon6170]

No, just a normal coffee cup. Somewhat unique, but still kinda plain.

[@Fishy_7000]

@@bubblecat7827 It's probably a crappy paper teacup

[@harrylane4]

"you'll need to use time travel" Nintendo watched this before making 3 houses

[@maxichips5887]

Echoes

[@harrylane4]

@@maxichips5887 3DS games after Awakening? There were no 3DS games after Awakening.

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@@harrylane4 Don't most people consider echoes to be good though?

[@nidohime6233]

Don´t forget Fates and their dimensions that aged in a different time, so they kinda count.

[@harrylane4]

@Cool Dude Awakening was good. Not great, fine. It was a great place for newcomers, it was fun, and it was well-designed, though less difficult than the previous games. The (non-existent) other 3ds games were horrific

[@Tuskor130]

3:30 Did yall just predict Alois and Gilbert

[@dljb7463]

Wait what about alois Isn't he a platonic ending?

[@arawn1061]

@@dljb7463 yepp and so is alois. Neither can be married

[@dljb7463]

@@arawn1061 oh

[@disgustof-riley]

@@dljb7463 Plantonic S supports, both of them

[@XFL6XYT]

I love how this is 4 years old and describes engage perfectly

[@kamiikaleidoscope8338]

"Swords, lances, and the bad one." Hector would like a word with you.

[@davids3094]

Kamii Kaleidoscope camilla, frederick and titania as well

[@DrakoxRising]

Kamii Kaleidoscope That might be a bit of a Haar-d point to argue after Tellius.

[@psy4597]

I hear Ross in the distance...

[@telendar2949]

Camilla, Frederick and Titania suck so much... Just like any high rank early game units (Seth, Marcus, Titania, Frederick, Jagen, Gunter...). Hector on the other hand has trouble to hit enemies early game but is clearly the best and most reliable lord of FE7. Ross is OP because you can grind as much as you want in FE8. But he is damn OP indeed.

[@gabschu184]

Telendar Excuse me what? Have you seen their bases and growths? I may be missing a joke,but if I'm not,I'm triggered. Titania is easily one of the best units in both FE9 and 10. Camilla comes at crucial points in both Conquest and revelations. And Lunatic/Lunatic + is basically Frederick Emblem.

[@iamclueless6398]

*Starts Video* *"Fire Emblem is a tactical RPG that's secretly a dating simulator"* _Oh shit it is_

[@phantomblue2798]

I actually know people who wanted to buy Fire Emblem games just to ship the cast.

[@Nymphonomicon]

It's not a very good secret.

[@barongoatsword2103]

It's not. Play a real Fire Emblem game like Path of Radiance.

[@samuellee178]

Crimson Blue Conversely, a lot of people ship characters together to get the future children with the best stats in Awakening.

[@janetreid4515]

@@phantomblue2798 Me. That's me.

[@anonspec9056]

*"Oh, My tit fell out"* wHEEZE

[@captainomega6315]

Ałex ßønner 😂🤣

[@dogestranding5047]

Ałex ßønner L

[@dogestranding5047]

Ałex ßønner and cringe

[@kariissmol9172]

I cracked up on that, dresses like that rarely hold da bahoobies in place.

[@kingslayer3089]

XD

[@TheRaxxess]

Revisiting this specifically because in Engage chapter 17 you get...The Eleventh Hour Old Man Character

[@tristanbowles7258]

And he is actually amazing

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@tristanbowles7258 and i didnt use him because my ivy kept oneshotting everything

[@KinglyPeasant]

Classic mode: strategy game Casual mode: waifu simulator

[@Ryocniel]

no no no, waifu simulator is DDLC! The festival is gonna be so much fun, I can't wa- JESUS F***ING CHRIST!!!!

[@lymeclay5245]

yep, pretty much

[@sigh824]

Normal: Waifu Simulator Hard: Strategy Game Lunatic: RNG Simulator Lunatic+: GameFaqs

[@lyncario5515]

Radaint Dawn/Trhacia 776 normal: TAS simulator The same games in hard: Only using the broken characters with rng manipulation simulator

[@AlexThat200]

KinglyPeasant Yeah, the second one is pretty much me. Got into the game for the completely wrong reason according to the fandom. I was interested in the characters and the lore. At least for the most current games excluding Shadow Dragon (DS) and Echoes. I tried doing the first fire emblem that came out for the Gameboy, but I failed harder than the time I tried Super Robot Taisen. I have some patience considering the fact I play Pokémon, but I almost never lose in Pokémon, so my temper got the better of me when it came to losing my units.

[@CarlosAlbertoGarcíaJiménez]

No child murder or incest? I feel disappointed Jello

[@DarkSharingan21]

Same tbh

[@CarlosAlbertoGarcíaJiménez]

??

[@CNightmare072]

Genealogy is a hell of a drug

[@Fenriswolfer77]

CNightmare072 Or Thracias Satan Cult

[@wanderingluck6593]

Sums up Jugdral perfectly

[@4ncientGu150]

Have you tried using a Master Seal? THEY DON'T WORK ON ME! I remember this well XD

[@alpacawithouthat987]

The “noble one” reminds me of Awakening where you can’t recruit Mustafa because his family will die if he joins you

[@rifasclub]

Mustafa and Yen'fey, actually. It's a common trope in Fire Emblem, known as the Camus archetype, as that's the name of the first character to belong to such archetype and every FE has at least one character to belong to such group.

[@Dewani90]

and you can't recruit Selena from Sacred stones because you have to feel bad, her and Duessel were the only ones actually loyal to the emperor..... 's walking corpse.

[@enrique9925]

"If an enemy makes a mean face at me...I'll explode". Lol so true. Freaking healers. At least in Echoes they had kind of unlimited Nosferatu.

[@GBlockbreaker]

healers in echoes are badass, they are the only ones that can kill Duma without Falchion after all

[@dragonzeroxiii2501]

Picking healers in Echoes is cheating *looks ag Genny* Soon you will destroy the world with your outragously powerful draining spell that pretty much full heals you whenever someone attacks you. sooooooon

[@JlBUNROCK]

Mist and Rhys in RD can start by being able to defend theirself without Ike needing to go the other said of the map

[@GBlockbreaker]

that reminds me, Ethlyn was probably my favourite badass healer so far if you manage to give her the silver sword on the first map you can use her to bait, dodge-tank and kill most axe enemies in the first few maps when you place her next to her husband

[@mariarondon2234]

I actually leveled up most of my healers as most of them have an avoid broken a f, and then when they get to valkyries, Pegasus or some other more offensive class they would be extremely OP

[@Nosretep]

The murder one is literally Henry from Awakening.

[@UberHeroMystic]

Peterson Byrd YEAH BLOOD!

[@jnut9494]

Also Peri

[@tsurunoyui549]

I feel strong Joshua vibes here

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

@@tsurunoyui549 Joshua from FE8? He's probably the least edgy Navarre in the franchise.

[@nonamevoidoblivion9695]

Henry best boi!

[@ashemabahumat4173]

"We could just recruit you" "NO" >flashbacks of Mufasta

[@alchemistarcher02]

Yeah, we could recruit Walhart, but not Mustafa? Something ain't right.

[@poisondamage2182]

@@alchemistarcher02 FUCK this Mission is so fucking sad. and the Music. FUCK! Mustafa was such a cool character and killing him made me hate that war even more!

[@Sirius10117]

Whyyyyy???😭

[@AvacadoChan]

I ACTUALLY LOOKED HIM UP FIRST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THARJA AND I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT AGAIN

[@dylanbryan1990]

And Gale. I get the whole "closure" thing with having Miledy and Whatshisface talking to him, but it got my hopes up.

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Vaike is legitimately one of my favorite characters in Awakening and will not stand for the slander against him... I will sit for it though

[@marcjehle2480]

On the Bench?

[@lloydjosephpadillo4965]

oh god, not the hanako profile T^T

[@Emboarbof]

Yes I WANT TO USE THE OLD MAN CHARACTER! Wryspect your elders, chumps.

[@averagejo7840]

Gotoh school kids

[@sebastiancolon6963]

What about Gunter

[@Spiral-Mark]

Sebastián Colón I like him.

[@dysthymia4784]

who's almost the worse -and only- gay option eww

[@monchete9934]

Sebastián Colón Gunther is the Skeleton Mentor lul, Jagen is the true mentor

[@azurelionheart]

“You got Swords, Lances, and the crappy one!” Bows aren’t part of the weapon triangle though...

[@auberonsylveon4694]

FusionBolt27 Except they are, actually.

[@azurelionheart]

Auberon Sylveon Okay, yeah, I guess they do have uses, but I think there’s postives and negatives to all weapon classes. Personally, though, the fact that bow users get mauled at close range makes me a little hesitant to use them in battle.

[@dragonzeroxiii2501]

Depends on how you use them. turn an Archer into a Sniper and you have yourself Death at far range because of their ridiculous range and crit stat.

[@JlBUNROCK]

FusionBolt27 Remember Rolf from Radiant dawn?

[@curiousgerado197]

Auberon Sylveon Only in Fates.

[@thevaporeonkid3456]

Liked the reference to FE6 which Roy doesn't promote till the LAST MAP OF THE GAME

[@Shabadaba1216]

FE6 in general was kinda shit. I played it after 7 though, so it was cool seeing the characters later on.

[@superanimeniac]

unless you managed to get all those super secret missions, many of whom had no indicators as to how to get them, and you got all the legendary weapons. then you got a couple more stages.

[@gystes_]

I thought it was a reference to PoR since Ike promotes about 5 maps prior to the end

[@thevaporeonkid3456]

Gystes __ I think its more just refrencing the fact that a good about of FE games makes the main character promote really late in the game

[@AzureKing963]

Gystes __ Recently replayed the game, Ike is a Lord for 11 chapters, which is basically a third of the game.

[@noelle1030]

Everyone's talking about FE3H but I'm here because the FE Sacred Stones and Binding Blade are both 100% accurate on this one lmao.

[@fyra_cat2119]

yes but the difference is those were made before this video, this video is based off of them, FE3H had yet to come out, yet still fit perfectly

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Never heard of those.

[@lysander3262]

Jello Mentor: "I'm going to be useless soon!" Marcus: "You won't catch up to my base stats until at least the fifteenth map" Seth: "I can solo my game with zero growths"

[@Eothr]

@@lysander3262 Seth is best Paladin.

[@unironicallylikesranger7122]

Poor Roy. This is what happens when you send a 10 year old whose best stat growths are luck to war with nothing but a rapier and his dads crushingly huge reputation

[@TheKpa11]

Funny because one of the main people in the newest fire emblem game now is named "Sothis" .......you may now all commence with the pun jokes of that name and this title

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

I never realized just how hysterical that is...

[@bootaroshoejo7210]

Sothis... Made me cry when she left

[@stefanwalicord2512]

Sothis is how the weapon triangle works...

[@stars4809]

Waiting for the next couple games to release characters like Isbas and Ically Apparently I posted this reply on the wrong comment before but only noticed just now when someone liked it-

[@stars4809]

Waiting for the next couple games to release characters like Isbas and Ically Apparently I posted this reply on the wrong comment before but only noticed just now when someone liked it-

[@theblizzard8735]

No I’m not switching to casual classic is more fun MOM! (Lynn’s face tho)

[@trevortheinkling8803]

I died at the *PLASTIC CUP* part! I was *WAY* more *fuc*ed* up in the *Japanese* version. This is hilarious.

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

Wait, what was he like in that version?

[@JasM1331]

5:19

[@crowquet56]

@TechnoFrenzy It works with the game though

[@OP-er3fg]

David Stewart you (byleth) are a literal walking plot device, everyone worships you, everyone will defect their countries for you, they will kill old friends and family simply cause you exist and tell them too. Yet I question how can a plastic cup be so charismatic to pull it off, the answer is that it's bullshit.

[@crowquet56]

@@OP-er3fg Yes but Byleth was meant to be a blank slate just witnessing the story like you would.

[@TheGaleden]

"And the bad one" (Shows Hector) I would like to say how wrong that is, because Hector was a goddamn monster in human form.

[@GBlockbreaker]

Axes in general are considered the top weapon type together with lances, if a sword unit can't use lances or axes at least after promotion they normally are considered rather meh unless they got bonkers stats

[@boop99]

Hector is god Oh also my pic

[@delphy2478]

the problem is that axes have great damage, and they have infinite durability because they never hit

[@supercorn5607]

@@delphy2478 loool

[@rifasclub]

Dude, just because they guy in unkillable the first couple of chapters, doesn't compensate how terrible the guy is in lategame.

[@TheGoblinoid]

"I'm going to die so you feel bad" -Lloyd and Linus. Also, Nino and Jaffar OTP.

[@jedimasterpickle3]

.........*CAMUS*. Lloyd and Linus aren't part of the Camus archetype.

[@scrimblocoded]

I think it means more the Yen'Fay type, AKA the obviously good guys who you have to kill because plot.

[@jedimasterpickle3]

The character's name in the video was "Lamus". Change one letter and you get "Camus", the archetype known for putting their country before all else and dying as a result. They know their liege is in the wrong, but they're honor bound to serve them and so they do so to the end.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

->That one boss dude in the rainy map in Awakening.

[@jedimasterpickle3]

Mustafa's a bit different. If he had an actual choice in the matter, he'd defect from Plegia in a heartbeat. Emmeryn's speech really got to him. He feels no loyalty towards Plegia or Gangrel. Gangrel's a monster; he's constantly threatening the families of Mustafa and his men. Mustafa doesn't want to fight the Shepards, but does so out of fear of Gangrel's retribution. There's not typically anything stopping a character like Camus from defecting except their own pride and honor. Camus could have easily surrendered to Marth's army in Shadow Dragon, but he didn't because he felt it was his duty to serve Grust no matter what. Even though Nyna was safe, and even though they loved each other, Camus stubbornly refused to surrender. Xander is also like this but fuck Fates so I don't feel like talking about him.

[@HappyLuchoX]

4:20 That's impossible, Jello forgot +1 in Magic (she's a swordfighter)

[@irmatrubura4620]

Still better than my eliwood

[@A_Random_IRS_B0T_]

Heckin hate when my melee units get magic points.

[@chadam917]

I can tell you've played the old and new games because a some of these problems only apply to one or the other.

[@levobertus]

Tbh most apply to Awakening and the GBA ones.

[@antisaltknight887]

@@hairmonster who are you talking about?

[@captaincrash9002]

@@levobertus some people don't know there are more than just awakening

[@gbot7438]

A lot of these only apply to a very select few (but at least he didn't talk about the Radiant games' biorhythm)

[@ResurgentRaven]

Binding Blade has main lord late game promotion. Sacred Stones has: fun crazy enemy general (Valter)/ and general who dies offscreen (Selena). Blazing sword had a tutorial where you crit the first enemy boss. Echoes had the lol Turnwheel. Path of Radiance had the four enemy generals (Four Riders). Awakening had the "Mark of Destiny" (Brand). Fates had the supports. Shadow Dragon had crappy level up system. Radiant Dawn had "Magical Albino." Know that im not saying everything, just things that easily stood out.

[@Tuskor130]

2:02 Despite how painfully true the manakete bit is, I really dig that laundry hamper aesthetic the totally not 1000 year old has going on.

[@Nightwalker86]

I want that lord girl in an actual fire emblem game. I'm not joking at all. She's great.

[@kcsupersonic1]

Except for the fact that she is female Roy and won't promote til the last 3 chapters lol!

[@DarthSigma86]

And she looks exactly like Tana from Sacred Stones.

[@halallink2003]

@@DarthSigma86 didn't know that. And reginn from heroes! Reginn is sword in a cart and this Lord is sword fighter infantry!

[@edmeister4031]

1:25 "The Bad One" AND you put my boy Hector in there? The disrespect!

[@DancerVeiled]

There's a reason "Sword locked" is a downside on character reviews. Welcome to never having an easily available physical 1-2 range weapon. But no, *axes* are the bad one.

[@lightdrgn20]

DancerVeiled, he may have been referring to their lower accuracy.

[@BrigitteMain33]

HECTOR MVP OP!!!!

[@thefrenchbastard1646]

I used to think that because i didn't know any better fighters give of a térible first impretion they are slow and inaccurate which is exacerbated having wapons that are to heavy for them of cours they eventualy overcome those problems but I didn't know that and ditched them as soon as i could because I was disapointed by there performance

[@ZaTrapu]

Eagle he showed Hector not saying his bad plus axes are bad they have low hit rates that is why they suck

[@verselynx6769]

"My stats are great but my personality sucks" that's a mood And also STINK STONE

[@forfaerghus8092]

Um, Valbar?

[@spammer21]

Flammy Fuzztail

[@matthewsimon6170]

@@forfaerghus8092 i thought it meant Forsyth, since the green armor...and if so, DON'T INSULT MY BABY!

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

It might have been 3 years, but actually, a plenty of characters here are actually archetypes from Fire Emblem series itself. The Lord: She is basically a combination of the typical Lord and the female lead (think of Eirika from The Sacred Stones, for example) The Evil Emperor at the start is probably a nod to Rudolf, an antagonistic Emperor. Sometimes they are actually in league with the real main villain, others might be not and actually have different reasons Pirate Boss: Gazzak (usually the first boss you fight, leader of some sort of bandits, ruffians, etc.) Bad guy who probably uses axes which are weak against swords that the Lord usually uses, Childhood Friend: isn't exactly a recurring archetype in actual Fire Emblem games but from how he looks, he's the Merric archetype (a young, friendly male mage, some are literally young boys) - but it also have a sub-archetype, the Arlen, where the mage is more of a prodigy and can be a little jerk, but both aren't necessarily male, some females who do not overlap with the female mage archetype explained later might be either of these instead. Skeleton Mentor: Of course he is the Jagen archetype. Probably pureJagen if he's gonna be useless soon. If not, it would be an Oifey instead. Pure Jagens are really old or sick in some way, or handicapped, while Oifeys are pretty much really just experienced and still capable. Crappy Archer: Also known as the Gordin. As his name suggests, he's an Archer, and Archers are often seen as flawed in Fire Emblem games due to being unable to counterattack from near. Some of them are unconfident of themselves, others have varied but generally actually nice personality Red and Green: Did you mean, Cain and Abel? These are two identical units that almost feels the same aside from different stats, growths - and slightly different personalities, one hot-blooded and the other laid-back - though not in this case for some creepy reason. Despite that, the Cain and Abel archetype isn't restricted to Cavaliers only, though that depends on the case but is usually still the same two Cavaliers. Cleric: Also known as the Lena. Usually the first "healer" unit you have. The plot involved during their debut scene and personality varies - ranging from Lean herself being captured by bandits and being a love interest to Julian - joining at slightly early game though not the first chapter, to the just plain cheerful Lissa who joins at the very beginning (prologue) - but most of the time, the Lena archetype is really the first healer who is also delicate (don't tell that to Lissa, though!) Knight: This is more accurately known as the Draug archetype - usually one of the bigger males in the cast list, and they are generally actually humble despite looking strong and big. Personality sucks is subjective, though, this varies on who is who. Featherweight: Can be classified under either one of the "Whitewings" (trio of Pegasus Knights who are recruited through varying chapters but generally can do their signature technique, the Triangle Attack) or the Caeda archetype (a Pegasus Knight who isn't related to the previous three in any way or is just the first Pegasus Knight you get), but generally one of the Pegasus Knights is gonna be feminine in personality, anyways. (This depiction of Pegasus Knight resembles Florina) Cute Mage: Here it is, the Linde archetype. The female mage whose personality varies - generally born with a natural affinity for magic. Tends to join later unlike the Merric, as previously mentioned. And as the name implies, they tend to be the more cute looking one. If it's not and they are the first mage, it's overlapping instead with Merric or Arlen (notably, Lute and Miriel are more similar to the latter) The fat guy: Is likely the typical early game axe unit. This isn't a proper archetype even though I wish it is, but there is also similarly the Bord and Cord archetype, two Fighters - similar to Cain and Abel from above. The difference, the dualism in personality is instead one who really loves getting into fights and the other being a more typical person. This archetype is rarer compared to the Cain and Abel because some games only give you one axe user by default early on, such as in this case. Furry: Also not widespread to be it's own archetypes, but this is a nod to Laguz in Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn (specifically the Beast Laguz), Taguel in Awakening, as well as Kitsune and Wolfskin in Fates. As you probably expect this is is the shapeshifting type unit that doesn't turn into dragon or something. On the other hand... "Definitely Illegal": Ah, the Tiki archetype! Looks like a young girl (or boy in case of Kurthnaga, but he's a little different and still is mostly the same), but is really at least several hundred years old. The one appearing in this video looks like Fae from FE Binding Blade, but from sound wise, just imagine of Nowi from FE:Awakening. Random Old guy: The Gotoh archetype. Generally they aren't always old or act like in this video, but instead they are someone well known and yet doesn't join until the very last chapter or few chapters, depends. Their class varies, of course, but generally they are here to help you take down the last chapter... just in case you screwed up so badly. The knife guy / "murderer": Seems to take various elements of Navarre (appears as enemy first and probably has Killing Edge ), and also seems like a Thief in class actually if he wasn't really a prepromoted Assassin. Also slight reference to Julian archetype, which are generally much more nicer than this and is of the Thief class. The fun and crazy General is kinda like Kempf or Narcian or Valter, the sadistic one too who you can definitely try beat up the heck out of him with no question asked. The boring General looks is typically either the general who is typically loyal to the empire without question, picture out Murdock from The Binding Blade for this, or one that is similar to The Black Knight from Path of Radiance. The noble general / "Lamus": As the name suggests, Camus archetype is the type of character who is part of the antagonistic army and is one of their generals, and generally makes you think why they are gonna be stuck on the opposite side or is prevented in some cruel way. The Vizier here is a reference to the rare female antagonist that is, from judging her depiction here, it differs. Might be similar to Sonia from The Blazing Sword or Aversa from Awakening, but just so you know, this is probably one of the related to the big bad evil dragon or something. If I missed something please tell me in the replies and comments

[@BenDover-fo7lg]

The pegasus knight in this video can't be inspired by Florina. Literally nobody benches the adorable killing machine. Whether it is for her good stats and growths, flying utility or the fact that she's the most precious little cinnamon roll in the game, everyone has reasons to use her

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

@@BenDover-fo7lg Some players also prefer using Fiora, but yeah both are just equally good if we are disregarding that she joins later than Florina

[@BenDover-fo7lg]

@@ryanprjgamingchannel9437 Yes, Fiora is also great, and even if Florina's already trained by the time you get her, her bases are pretty good so she's not hard to train, and you can use both. It gives a lot to an army

[@Sirknite1310]

You forgot The One That Dies Off Screen, but let’s be honest, no one really cares about that one. But if you do care, let me elaborate then. this could be a nod to Selena or Glenn (Sacred Stones), or Someone else (i haven’t played or I’m too lazy to remember). Respectively if you take Erika's route there is no mention of Selena dying anywhere in this path. Same is done with Glenn, when you take Ephraim's rout, no mention of him dying either. But seeing as the female general looks more like Selena, it confirmed it. And there you have it, The One That Dies Off Screen archetype. Hopes this was helpful.

[@regalblade8171]

Jello forgot about the Est archetype: Low level unit unprompted unit who joins after 80% of the game is over, has good growths and at best decent starting stats, Est, Nino and Sophia (kinda?) are examples

[@Plutoniumcontrolrod]

Just think about how jello probably payed that person to say “oh my tit fell out “ What a guy

[@Lucifronz]

She earned that line, too. Perfect delivery.

[@PeachDragon_]

@Pillo The Star listen fam, it's all about the dignity until the bills need to be payed...

[@crestianroxas4782]

@Pillo The Star yeaaaah 'bout that uuuuuuuuuuuuhh... *HOW AND WHY IS SHE SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS?!?!?!*

[@babingiii]

@@crestianroxas4782 it probably isn't the first time it's happened!

[@nickfidler6908]

@@crestianroxas4782 Who's gonna judge her? The corpse of the protagonist? :D

[@ConejitoPequenito]

"There's only one gay option and it's the *old man* !" -Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[@robotom6595]

*Ferdinand wants to know your location*

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@@robotom6595 *Lindhart

[@OwnD1]

Hanneman needs big love

[@rayna_dakota2456]

@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 *Linhardt

[@elderberryva9282]

You made Lindhart sad....

[@AxelWedstar411]

You forgot all the wonderful and totally necessary additions to recent games. Like deciding which of your castle's amenities to upgrade so they're actually useful and which ones to leave to rot.

[@averagejo7840]

Let's not forget children characters that no longer tie into the plot in Fates

[@atre5763]

Dude fuck you. The My Castle was a great system.

[@isseihyoudou5810]

Detective Joshua Dude, calm down. Go fuck yourself all the way down to Hell. It's just an opinion.

[@zackrose6261]

@Your Average Jojo Ok, you have to admit, it was fun seeing what kind of children you get depending on who your character will well, get together with.

[@kyotheman69]

still castle change is "meh" system, children are usually OP or you don't bother using