You are the first one that I’d ever call No doubt about it You are like no one that I’ve ever known No way around it Can’t wait to tell you everything that I know How come you’re telling everyone in the world? And why so suddenly Mind your flattery Fire on gasoline, gasoline You are as crusty and depraved as they go I tried to hide it I’m just as cursed or maybe I’m twice as dumb I won’t deny it Said all the right things to cover your nose Head through a wall and then I come back for more Why so suddenly Mind your flattery Fire on gasoline, gasoline You are the first one that I’d ever call No doubt about it You are the worst one that I’ve ever known No way around it You are the first You are the worst, you are the worst This rollercoaster goes on and on and on And why so suddenly Admire your misery Fire on gasoline Mind your flattery, flattery Fire on gasoline Fire on gasoline Fire on gasoline, gasoline