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[@maybearkamaybenot11]

Those fire fighters with their masculine moustaches getting big willy acting unwise.

[@ryananderson2346]

The big strong men really get him going

[@Rubberduckyofdoomy]

@@ryananderson2346 ;) (sorry)

[@NotOneToFly]

They know how to handle an ADHD landowner lol. Give 'em an unrealistic deadline and then chill out a bit when they actually start doing stuff.

[@RealEngineering]

I would like an analogic tray

[@jagadishgospat2548]

Same

[@Enoch_Trismegistus]

Same

[@grtych]

"we got rid of all the brush" "it's in these giant piles" lolol

[@b33thr33kay]

"and in a couple days it will be very dry. We successfully reduced the risk of fire."

[@charleyaguirre4655]

@@b33thr33kay and the wood chipper is shooting out sparks

[@GrandDawggy]

It's probably fine

[@Ekouhz]

Chelsea is too freaking kind, non stop at Open Sauce would she do her absolute best to make sure each person knew they were appreciated whether they were a guest or working the event

[@KnitFactoryImpl]

We made the sweater! The project is called All Yarns Are Beautiful!

[@slackerbeats]

Looking at William in that sweater made me hot as well.. the same hot as when he did use the BJ blast.. '' NO HOMO"

[@haileydixon7239]

Yay I’ve been following your projects!!

[@ThePhantom4516]

could u not call it all cottons are beautiful because epic

[@JRNimmo]

Caretakers laugh at the joke at the end as Will walked off holding hands with Kevin got me smiling.

[@chedatomasz]

joke?

[@TheMrKite]

Happy to contribute to the box of important things!

[@TheBackyardScientist]

thanks for the pics!

[@christianmiller2960]

CAMERAMAN JOHN CONFIRMED

[@Drakith90]

So glad he's back!

[@nak_attak]

He was here in a prior ep too

[@magnateze]

He's been in them for a while, even been referred to as John but this is the first time he's outright called him camera man john

[@AppleIPie]

Caught sight of him in the big mirror

[@noodlelynoodle.]

​@@magnatezehe's definitely called him camera man John before this on one of the channels

[@kurtlindner]

Such an adult house, "I'm going to Home Depot, Ace, etc.;" "Oh, I want to go!" "Did someone say they're going to Depot?"

[@austinhmmm9087]

"Why would they send milk?" And now you're gonna get milk

[@The-Saus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4O4ZKesa9-Fp80

[@bridgetmaxine3224]

How many fuckin people live on your little engineer commune Will?

[@corpsious]

lmao right

[@supotter377]

Engineers live like how clowns drive.

[@silverXnoise]

The technical term is “love nest”.

[@Amynon1660]

@@supotter377 this is the funniest thing I've read today

[@KeithSachs]

It is me, toilet guy

[@TheMrKite]

Omg! THE Toilet Guy! Can I have your autograph?

[@KeithSachs]

@@TheMrKite ill tattoo my autograph on your butt

[@prankoh]

Famous comment chain wow

[@MagnusOpus_]

Skeebeedee toylit

[@KeithSachs]

@@MagnusOpus_ heck

[@ZoniesCoasters]

Imagine all the free drinks William would get if he pulled up to the gay bar wearing that knitted tank-top

[@comradeurod9805]

I love how will has conditioned himself like a pavlovian dog, that immediate reaction when kevin cracked a can didnt lie

[@PhotoshopShopCS6]

Why hasn't Will made a tomato soup line called "Open Sauce" yet?

[@Jan-de-Munck]

Because soup isn't sauce?

[@JD200_]

Because it’s just sauce until it’s open

[@doctortwilight]

Because it has to be sold closed first

[@danmoore7600]

You can't sell open products in stores

[@TildeSounds]

selling open sauce is a health & safety disaster

[@andrewsmith1204]

William, they probably passed by and saw you're working on it and figured they'll check back in another 2. Good job, don't feel defeated. You've made progress.

[@Zanroff]

Low-key the scientology thing is actually frightening.

[@gorpazorp7309]

High key, they are as annoying as mormons with their inane persistence

[@robertschnobert9090]

I don't like Scientology, but Catholics are even worse. They hate Jesus so much it's crazy.

[@HARAFTA5GAMES]

Honestly it would be hilarious if this comment reached 666 likes

[@cowsrbeefy]

@@HARAFTA5GAMESi was the 666th like

[@grahamgibson4209]

It was awesome to see you and Caretaker at CDawg’s Charity Auction. Thanks for supporting a great cause and for giving head (the skull model was so cool)

[@0NeeN0]

I can't man, you got me wheezing, the first and only thing that made me laugh this week? Maybe month? Thanks

[@TheeMrShtinker]

Running a mouth full of poprocks up and down a shaft sounds like a trip to the doctor's to me.

[@VoltisArt]

I think we can file that under "confused boners".

[@Liability-t5r]

William is pure chaos and I love it

[@randomblock1_]

Scientology jumpscare

[@orangejuiceshrimpson]

I literally got a similar citation for tall grass. After the two weeks they don't really come back, they just schedule someone to take care of it and fine you the amount which is usually thousands.

[@juicevox5160]

10:50 sounds like a legitimate cartoon character voice

[@pressedoff]

i literally thought like, "wow, that doesn't even sound like him." dude should be a voice actor too lol

[@flachtsix]

I thought it might’ve been pitched up in the edit for a second, until I realized. Pretty impressive ngl

[@FerHivore]

The mechanical tv video he did ages ago has a bit at the beginning where he voices some fake tv segment and it sounds like a Rick and Morty character.

[@nocommentate9017]

this will devolve into people sending more and more awful things until it’s a 50/50 to be a biohazard

[@kilbymorgan8626]

At first I think Will is being kind of rude and disrespectful to his fans. Then I met his fans.

[@Slikx666]

William. I was thinking of sending you something but it would have cost quite a bit from the UK. So I've saved you the time of opening it, looking at it and filling it buy smashing it and putting it in the bin. 😆 So I've saved some money and you've saved some time. 😀👍

[@jakass]

Will giving us what many would pay for with that intro

[@huzudra]

My stickers made the cut, fantastic.

[@workshop94]

Glad to see you kept the keychain I gave you! @15:48 (the 3D printed one with a QR code) It was great to meet you, hope someone scanned it and checked out our website!❤

[@EngineeringNibbles]

What's the website??

[@workshop94]

@@EngineeringNibbles ThePaintedGerbilsWorkshop. We also have an Instagram!(My reply keeps disappearing?)

[@workshop94]

@@EngineeringNibbles The Painted Gerbils Workshop, we sell art and pens!

[@TheBackyardScientist]

you gave out the bill nye cards too right?

[@workshop94]

@@TheBackyardScientist hi Kevin! I think I saw those on the podcast but that wasn’t me. I’m the guy who told Will about the wooden skeleton I’m making. I’m also attempting the world’s largest Benchy but we’ll see. Can’t wait for next year!

[@John-i6m8k]

That machinery sticker would make a cool tramp stamp.

[@JustinDrentlaw]

Isn't that sticker from AvE?

[@thirdeyenz]

"Oh shit you're a robot? Let me grab some axle grease!"

[@Hyperenealogical_Genesis]

This has honestly become my favorite channel again, your series of shenanigans are perfect to watch on break at work!! Congratulations to all of the good you do for the world and all that which the world returns !!

[@steeliewheelies]

Kevin has two shirts and he only wears the one

[@danrobsoncarr]

The Sims soundtrack in the background goes hard

[@jabug_1144]

Bro I make the rubber X-ray shielding curtains for Analogic… I am not lying to you. That’s crazy that they showed up in this video 😮

[@Sharkstixx]

Butt job! U have a great opportunity to “legally acquire” humorous merchandise for you and your friends. Do so. Become the butt man

[@trevorc3063]

soooo...uhhh...do the feds pay well?

[@jabug_1144]

@@trevorc3063 so so. I got the Aetna tho so that’s cool.

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

William: "How dare those naughty naughty, big, strong, muscular , sweaty, and with those big moustache and hairy chest fire fighters not showing up!! No, seriously, why didn't they show up, I was so ready to welcome them *wink wink* , please "come" I'm waiting for you"

[@fingerknight27]

I'm pretty sure Sims 3 Music is an omnipresent anomaly that decides to show itself sometimes.

[@Sniperboy5551]

I feel like hand drawing QR codes is pretty easy as long as you have graph paper

[@jeremybourne7721]

Honestly these videos are excellent. The relationship between you and Kevin is the best

[@BromTeque]

I’d love an hour long video.

[@ayebing]

The firefighters are probably busy at the moment…fighting the multiple wildfires in California right now. Some might say it’s ironic. I won’t , but some might.

[@violetWinter54]

the wood chipper became a wood chipper chipper

[@lizzymandile2022]

I thought i was losing it with the sims 3 music 😭

[@dinxgaming8436]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.😂

[@lizzymandile2022]

@@dinxgaming8436 I was playing a game on my other screen and was like “what?? Did I open the sims 3 on accident??”

[@dinxgaming8436]

@@lizzymandile2022 lol my reaction almost exact.😂 I had tuned out the video for a minute, then I heard the track. Had me for a second like, “Is that?…🧐 How tf I launch Sims?” Tabbed out and everything.

[@AshleyDaFox]

I would never put pop rocks on my gock who thought that was ever a good idea

[@Sniperboy5551]

I snorted pop rocks once, it was a funny sensation. All of my classmates laughed their asses off.

[@FormaldeHyena]

omg that's an amazing idea, ty bestie, im going to the gas station and grabbing the pop rocks that got shoved all the way to the back of the shelf so i can test this wonderful idea of yours

[@AshleyDaFox]

@@FormaldeHyena we're so back

[@phantomfluffy]

Ive been watching Will since middle school. Now im off to college this fall. Thanks for the hundreds of laughs will!

[@mattymerr701]

That farmer's suntan hoooooooly

[@StapleCactus]

So the reason the isolators were sent for Caretaker is because they're for decoration. We have some and my whole family likes to collect different types. I haven't seen a blue one before (only red, green, and porcelain so far). Whoever sent it figured Caretaker or Kevin would like it, since it's 99% likely Will is going to break it otherwise.

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

The face William made after licking that hotdog is so real. Like he was 4 again and eating something sour.

[@ChaosOfAnEngineer]

says no more swearing on this channel, William Osman: ha no, **** **** *****

[@HavokOnEarth]

Send him a letter in a large box

[@imCylo]

Glad to see John back in the last few episodes!

[@ronch182]

That toilet idea was ripped from an episode of Better Call Saul.

[@Nathan-cam]

Best camera man in da world is back

[@th3glu3king42]

i think i should send a hand made bop it to this guy

[@chrononaut-_-4823]

10:58 your Michael Reeves impression is spot on

[@AngryTurtleGems]

Thanks William! If you want more gems or scintillator pixels for your CT scanner and/or some giant chunks of sapphire just drop me a line.

[@MegaHyperCombo]

Glass insulators are sick.

[@howtonot580]

Mr.kite getting straight disrespected 😂

[@TheMrKite]

I can take it -subtle sniffle-

[@GameHacker1403]

the best channel on youtube rn

[@HappyDaClown187]

Hahaha that open almost killed me with laughter 🤣

[@WhatsTheWordBozo]

Petition for Camera Man John to be compensated for having to deal with this distress.

[@luke_mckay]

A lot of folks use those electrical insulators as decorative pieces, on top of fenceposts and whatnot.

[@Paintballman251]

The hand hold at the end was great

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

16:16 will saying this could be an hr long video while I watch the final seconds count down ;(

[@Danny.._]

i hope everyone sends lots of great stuff to kevin

[@stuartrockin]

Wait, so Kevin's dogs didn't have to die?!

[@alissajacobs1887]

They might depending on what's in the stinky package

[@Sniperboy5551]

As long as the ATF isn’t involved, I think they’ll be fine

[@joshualivengood-z4v]

saying "my condolences" whene somone says they had a baby is so funny

[@_jerrycs_]

10:50 I can't get over how good this voice was. Sounds like it came straight from a cartoon. We gotta get this man on Smiling Friends!

[@pilotflux8005]

next unboxing vid will be massive boxes with 1 letter in them

[@dragonrace43]

Can someone send their letter in a box

[@ck17350]

Don't listen to Kevin, that jacket looked pretty sweet.

[@emimonsterlicious]

OMG MIni Cat Town! It's a nonprofit cat rescue! I used to volunteer there. If in the bay area, you should absolutely go and support the rescue!

[@MrChristoph0r]

The banjo and Kazooie music had me bumping

[@Totally_Useless]

Welcome back camera John

[@beybladesinmyheels1267]

Hi, its me the person who sent the stinky package your dog opened up, sorry for being so late. I actually filled it with Surströmming, a gift from my Swedish family, but it appears it was damaged in transit causing it to leak and go bad in the heat. I was worried your dog might get to the package and smell Baltic herrings so I put a thin layer of coyote urine on it from a coyote I hunted. If you question the authenticity, on the inside of the package I sharpied some doodles of you and kevin as an easter egg

[@brendanmatelan2129]

“We don’t swear anymore on the channel” Proceeds to swear on with or without censoring it 😂 Love your videos William

[@breakinglegsandbreakinghea3167]

"that sounds like it's for Kevin" Potato: *shrugs*

[@aarondavidson6409]

bro lost his house to fire, and makes fire hazards at new house... MERICA!!!!

[@WorldRaceMVG]

I had this video full blast on my phone when that intro hit

[@bill_and_amanda]

I have some of the real glass antique electrical insulators and they're so cool

[@caseysailor9301]

William looks good with no sleeves

[@budvic]

I'm commenting to get your comment thing up. Enjoyed the unboxing. those are always fun. thanks for being a cool guy, William and friends.

[@loompull]

The discord notification at 12:49 -12:50 made me chuckle

[@MrPacman64]

I thought this was about the fires rn lmao till I saw the day it was posted

[@LazrCat0]

When you started doing the voice I legit thought it was a filter XD

[@ESTrashfire13]

I love how some of the QR codes were visible through the paper

[@Bigwaterboi]

I called the fire department to complain on your behalf and the only response they could muster is "get off and line please" and something about abusing 911. TYPICAL

[@_Piers_]

ahh man, we didn't get to go to the hardware store :(

[@andrewkiefer2628]

Did you guys adopt Kevin. It’s like he has been there for months

[@Sniperboy5551]

Maybe he’s in a throuple with Will and caretaker

[@MeepoTheOne]

2nd time firefighters have failed him.

[@wriggler5535]

Bro

[@rimmer168]

This here is why I came to the comments lol

[@bongmuon]

isn't it the third? They had a truck burn down with fish in it before as well.

[@kimaclaret]

Omg

[@Holly-bv8ct]

The sims 3 music was a great choice for this

[@ElwoodSharit]

Oh no, you made a mistake. 13:32 - "Why would they send milk?" Enjoy your onslaught of packages of milk from now on.

[@atomictheGOAT]

willam oman upled

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

Na itws oman2, no upld frm bg willi dsnt counted

[@jbaby362]

You should carry around that knitted tank top, that way you can wear it when the firemen come

[@BloodGodX]

Cameraman john is back? woooo welcomeback

[@georgeauman1117]

what a cute kid ,its really heart warming seeing big willy attend to his own little willy

[@bluethundermonkey]

Honestly the sweater very quickly grew on my, you look great in it willy

[@michaeljustice4214]

Sorry my package was so stinky big willy. I vacuum sealed 2 pork chops, one for you and one for potato. I thought it would be a sweet treat for you both to enjoy. I am most sad however that you didn’t get my note I spent so much time writing. I hope kevins dog enjoyed my heartfelt note though

[@doyoulikeworms3151]

This comment has serial killer vibes

[@TheBackyardScientist]

this cant be real

[@michaeljustice4214]

@@TheBackyardScientist hope your dog is well and I apologize for excluding you, next time I’ll be sure pack a treat for you Kevin

[@tylerlassa9628]

3:53 this was hilarious!!!

[@roberttalada5196]

Hearing banjo kazooie broke my brain

[@peeperlovesmuffins]

My phone wasn’t connected to my headphones and the first 2 seconds blasted full volume at 3:30am I’m so sorry to all my neighbors