How Medieval Kings Would See Today

Medieval kings are transported 1000 years into the future. What do they think of our world?
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[@alex1695lopez]

Medieval monarch looks at average person's spice pantry: *Mind literally blows to chunks*

[@Unknown-hb3id]

*American South* : “Hold my cousin”

[@whitedawn2122]

Uhhhhm... no, no more incest pls

[@xthomas7621]

My pantry has salt and pepper. Also sea salt. Might be some chili powder. ;(

[@epicexcalibur6445]

Literaly starts a war. Witch will go down in history. War of the pantry

[@LuvzToLol21]

"Except saffron. That's still expensive."

[@flipkiller8521]

Genghis Khan: *Sees Mongolia* "Look at how they massacred my boy."

[@Amadeus8484]

Genghis Khan: "I am sorry, I have HOW many descendants?!?" Scientist: "35 million just as right now." Genghis Khan: "Tell me more about this Fathers Day you speak of..."

[@tylersoto7465]

@@Amadeus8484 so many presents lol

[@Amadeus8484]

@@tylersoto7465 Enough to rebuild his army hehe

[@tylersoto7465]

@@Amadeus8484 lol

[@MrDibara]

Vytautas, the Great: "First time?" *Shows Lithuania*

[@Parasaurolophus476]

The oldest woman in my community is 101. She briefly discribed to me the first time she saw a banana. She saw a classmate peel and eat it. She ran home, and told her mother that her classmate had had a strange type of corn. She had taken off the corn and eaten the cob! Her mother had to explain what a banana was. The food section of the video reminder me of that story.

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

When Vasco da Gama landed in a kingdom in south India in the 1400s, he had a similar reaction to bananas. "A yellow fruit that you peel and eat, and it tastes very good"

[@xofox_studio]

I can't like the comment. It's on 101 count

[@aguywhodoesstuff1116]

if someone sees a starfruit and doesnt know what it is, it might be thought of as some kind of banana.

[@xofox_studio]

ayy I can like noww

[@KlavierMenn]

@@aguywhodoesstuff1116 You mean carambola? Its DELICIOUS.

[@billyaepicgamer8642]

Imagine a medieval king getting trashed talked online by an 11 year old.

[@poggers217]

King: hand me that eggs head!

[@DevilIceHart]

"Thou art a scoundrel, ye who beds thy own mother"

[@tsclew2073]

Lol imagine a king playing COD with a 12 year old

[@loghorizon45]

@@tsclew2073 "can anyone tell me who the general is? I must speak with him at haste!"

[@roseria1701]

11 year olds scare me, I encountered one online and it was the most traumatizing experience of my life

[@justarandomvampire2802]

Imagine a medieval King, just knowing about the internet and how it communicates to the whole world, uses this chance to voice his disgust about the modern world, about religion and democracy and gets trash talked by a 11 year old

[@madwolf0966]

1v1 me on Robloc you royal blob!

[@NiqIce]

lol

[@redgumz3224]

immediately gets "ok boomer"-ed

[@cookiecakeeater6340]

Arssomnia ok medieval-era’d

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

"How old are you, knave? "I'm 14, so shut up!" (Lies) "Ah, my apologies. I didn't know you were middle-aged"

[@barretthoven]

Medieval King goes to broadway “Why are *women* performing?”

[@WillyParker04]

Barreethoven this is 2019

[@embasorangiratina36]

"Ok Boomer."

[@Ahonya666]

@@WillyParker04 c'mon I'm a woman and I found that funny 🤣

[@JyujinPlus]

“My these men make quite the convincing woman on stage. Your marvelous technologies have let them appear so feminine - how do they do it?” “Honey-“

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

*Informs him the bankers made it pretty much necessary for women to work (their own fault for not considering what consequences "liberation" might have, but still), and that it's better than them spreading their legs for all comers* "How could the banks be allowed to do this, who is in charge of them‽" *Explains about the Rothschilds, and other bankers, as well as wall street executives* "You Let WHO Take Control Of The Banks‽‽‽"

[@annegrey3780]

King: "is this gadget a mirror?" Modern Man (MM): "no, its a computer, it's recording an electronic copy of you, to communicate with people across the world" King: "that's a copy of me? Who's purpose is to communicate with subjects for me?" MM: "basically, yes" King: "and what are these writings underneath?" MM: "those are people's comments back to you" King: "wonderful!" 45 minutes later King: 'mini me! tell my subjects not to listen to Littlegaydino99, my mother was not a hamster! We must have the guards arrest this Littlegaydino99 for his deception!"

[@gamingchamp6728]

XD

[@gamingchamp6728]

Underrated

[@amia7z]

Littlegaydino99: stfu dumbass

[@mattgamer0846]

Man, please, if you know some movie like this, answer me now, plz Note: I already watched Bill & Ted

[@billylauwda9178]

@@mattgamer0846 monthy phyton and the holy grail

[@Rimpala]

I think one of the biggest culture shocks would be the French kings, Paris would be nearly unreconizable from it's Medieval incarnation, with maybe Nortre Dame being one of the few familiar landmarks, and the Louvre has changed from a castle to a fancy museum full of tourists

[@SebastienGendron-uk4po]

I wonder how much Notre Dame has changed though, no building truly stays the same as time marches forward (heck, there was a structural fire that broke out in the roof space in 2019) and new installations are added. Will the interior be recognizable?

[@w花b]

The guy would be disgusted at the current state of the country. Letting people riot like that and be violent for no reason?

[@the_real_glabnurb]

@@w花b Well, it's not for no reason, is it. One just has to explain to the king that this is the result of white supremacy and the rioters are just marginalized victims of oppression, institutionalized racism, colonial past, traumatized refugees. I would really pay to see the face of that king then ;)

[@sozusagenMabaru]

@@w花b“for no reason“ yeah right bud

[@C7y323]

​@@w花bbro rioting and rebellions are a traditional French pastime at this point dating back to the 1300s and probably older lmao

[@dust1077]

"So you mean to tell me that rulers gain power by smiling a lot and saying things that made peasants feel nice?"

[@carlose4314]

Pretty much

[@kentrudy860]

Yup medival king : splendid o shall do that in this world

[@nooterzootercrooter5105]

Caster Gil deep

[@DrewLSsix]

Similar to how the original kings gained power. It does all boil down to the masses being willing to abide. Charlemagne would likely be familiar with this concept, while his successors centuries later may have a different view since power was more often inherited than gained through action.

[@kritische3959]

People are mentally trapped in the black mirror

[@scutumfidelis1436]

He would look at the tallest building in New York City and say "What an ugly church." A guide would tell him, "Oh that's the one world trade center!" To which he would respond in, "YOU'VE DEDICATED THE TALLEST BUILDING TO THE MERCHANTS?!"

[@garret1930]

Don't tell him about the Burj Khalifa...

[@ronjayrose9706]

@@garret1930 *Fifth Crusade Starts*

[@ksamuel9]

How come I totally read this as a Monty Python skit

[@fluffmcfluffin7518]

Ya everything is dedicated to the “merchants” these days

[@dumarbila3017]

@@ronjayrose9706 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thesarcasticliberal]

It would be kinda funny to unite the English, French and Italian monarchs in horror about how the British "oopsing" a colony led to the creation of a military power capable of destroying the collective military forces of Europe and Turkey. Also, just the idea of a nuke, effectively being a weapon that is a small, synthetic, sun that can be dropped on an enemy, would be completely unthinkable to any of them.

[@Finnbobjimbob]

My god you’re delusional

[@Happyli_Incimpetont]

It's not a sun, and it is, in fact, the opposite of a sun in a certain perspective, since stars do fusion, while nukes do fission

[@JakeBaldwin1]

@@Happyli_Incimpetont So it's an anti-sun? Sounds way cooler anyway.

[@Happyli_Incimpetont]

@@JakeBaldwin1 Indeed it does, but, well, I have this compultion to correct. It's a sickness, really

[@hackergaming6372]

@@Happyli_Incimpetontwell it is fusion with hydrogen bombs but not with pre-hydrogen bombs.

[@jshewman6575]

Medieval king: Sees rule34 Medieval king: Take me back to the plague

[@someonerandom130]

That's weird lol we humans has always liked this kind of stuff look at cavemens and their statues they jacked off to that shit lol

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Medival King: **Search porn of himself** Oh my…am I that beautiful?

[@M1stal0]

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec wha.. Why?

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@M1stal0 The king was horney

[@Aperson-rs4eh]

@@someonerandom130you do realise that masturbation was only invented like 200 years ago

[@wilhelm_kr4216]

"Young lad, i would like to meet this so called Kings of Burgers"

[@stuckonaslide]

"King of burgers and the queen of dairy" "take me to their court at once!" "hey *chewing gum* whatd'ya want"

[@pabloc.5186]

Dead

[@LanxPenzenpepper]

Yes my lord.. And also... This so called wendy is mocking not just the said king of burgers but everyone as well... Ohh?? What a bold woman she is... I would be honored to meet her... I would suggest not... My king, she is a monster who wears the face of an innocent woman... She defies the law of patties, she makes SQUARES!

[@SimplisticSadness]

Idk why that made die😂

[@tanialynnA]

Yes master tis the king of the burgers shall meet you at his palace at the street corner the king of burgers says I will make you a royal burger with a pearl milkshake

[@blackhawktalon9971]

Im ninety percent sure that they would get epileptic seizures without even having epilepsy.

[@landlockedcroat1554]

lul

[@shadysam7161]

they would basically act like your average Death Grips song.

[@susanli7149]

There's so many TV shows in China with this subject it's become a trope lol

[@yeettheheat2684]

@michelle kings in modern times

[@Jenny-tm3cm]

Ancient people actually had an incredible understanding of the stars and how the sky relates to the seasons, weather, etc. I mean how else would they know what day of the year it is? There’s star charts from 30,000 years ago, so I’m pretty sure if humans could make detailed maps of the stars from Earth’s perspective 30,000 years ago, they had a pretty good understanding 1,000 years ago.

[@brianbuono9383]

Very much so absolutely correctly right on ! As far of begin as 30 thousand years ago that's called " NEATHERLUAND" THE CAVEMAN! It's still big surprises me big enough all those different tribes of the world's blew my minds of all that's so suddenly the DNA just came outs as for real ! As be an " Scotland Highlights" as NOBLEMAN! also Wales too blew my mind big enough hard to believe now I do accept that's " God's gifts" now I know who I am ! That's the best efforts of the best of all of that ! Smile! Be sensible and more thinks positively and moves on with it ! Smile cheers for all brothers and sisters as loves their's neighbors! So be it !

[@emilywilhite711]

Imagine how shocked they would be at how its normal for us to simply not have stars at night

[@aaronkingston3444]

Highly doubt there are any star charts from 30 000 years ago. There wasn't writing until 5000 years ago, and as you should know from your school experience, chart creation is on a higher skill level than writing. Thus if they had the higher skill of chart creation 30k years ago, where is the lower skill of writing from 30k years ago? Just because a guy in a white lab coat says that something is from 30k years ago, doesn't mean that it is so. It's possible that the rock the star chart is on is from 30k years ago, but that doesn't mean that the engraving is from 30k years ago. The engraving is at best only 5000 years old.

[@juuzousuzuya654]

It also means that not everything from school that's spoonfed to you is correct, Mr​@@aaronkingston3444

[@mapnitician]

“Young man, what goblet of gold is this?” “Its a plastic cup, your majesty.”

[@mistysudios9855]

Gold

[@BayernFan05]

"What is this, Plastic thou speak of?"

[@kalanaherath3076]

But the craziest thing about this is that *even Charlemagne would find flat Earthers weird*

[@TheZapan99]

Charlemagne had an asbestos handkerchief, that he used to cast into the fireplace and retrieve without burning himself, as a party trick.

[@sulthonalaufa3882]

his court tought water clock and elephant from the abbasids are witchworks

[@TheZapan99]

@@sulthonalaufa3882 Take everything that mentions the Abbasid caliphate with a grain of salt, marxist historians use them to undermine the Western civilization heritage. I've seen a German documentary that went as far as crediting them for the Fleur-de-Lys symbol. We also know that a lot of their miniatures are doctored by art dealers to increase their value.

[@comradeviper4054]

@@TheZapan99 WTF???

[@herodotus945]

@@sulthonalaufa3882 There is zero evidence to confirm such thing. They knew what clocks were but i am not surprised if elephants would fascinate them, they knew about Hannibal after all.

[@bobhart677]

King Alfred: You say my little kingdom grew to be a globe spanning empire encompassing almost a fifth of the entire planet?! And then it was all lost in the course of two wars? Both of which we won?

[@aristocat3012]

i might be stupid but...... which wars

[@themelon_1785]

@@aristocat3012 ww1&2

[@HolyknightVader999]

Englishman: "Sorry, your majesty, but those wars bankrupted us. Oh, and we're now the vassal of one of our former colonies that turned into a monarch-hating Republic." King Alfred: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[@aristocat3012]

@@themelon_1785 thank you

[@Justaguy852]

@@HolyknightVader999 but we have some of our colonies like Cyprus and Australia and northern Ireland and the Caribbean. Alfred what lands are you talking about?

[@c4call]

I would definitely caution anyone from our era to not underestimate the intellectual speed and capabilities of someone from ancient or mediaeval times. I think that they would shock you with their intelligence. I think that simply the necessities of their day-to-day lives required far more intellectual capability just in order to survive then what our daily lives require of us today. And if they were freed of their Necessities by modern technology I think that you be surprised with how fast the world would have developed just that much earlier in time

[@chiefpanda7040]

considering their lack of school they would not even be able to understand a basic maths question i dont see your point

[@Levittchen4G]

​@@chiefpanda7040if you can't apply math in practice, it's worthless. if you can apply tactics in practice, you can use that for many situations that do not involve war.

[@graullas8981]

basic math questions can be learned with INTELLIGENCE. They for sure were pretty intelligent people, they would learn the stuff no problem

[@CaitofFate]

​@@chiefpanda7040that's just another form of literacy, not intelligence.

[@MrChristianDT]

People also fear what they don't understand, though. You had people who lived through the industrial revolution who spent the rest of their lives misunderstanding how electricity worked & what the actual dangers were. I kind of fear getting anyone from the past who was Christian or Muslim into the present, they would be terrified for a time then enthralled for a little bit, but would quickly come to resent & fear everyone & everything, assume you are some kind of Satanic trick plaguing them & become extremely hostile. More ancient Pagans might be more likely to just find stuff that isn't like their own cultures amusing, but it's hard to say. Modern movies would eff them up, as we're all desensitized from it. They told similar kinds of stories, but hearing about something & seeing it are two different things. Remember that movies from pre-1990 that have laughably bad effects don't bother us now, but shocked, awed & terrified people at the time. Imagine jumping an ancient person directly into a modern film with violence or horror or gore.

[@cyanbrick4872]

"You sicken me, killing people on this so called 'Television' for entertainment?!" "My lord, it's called CGI, props, and acting."

[@cristifilip1626]

I mean, witha bit of explaining they'd understand. Let's not forget that theater and acting have existed since the old greeks. So you'd mainly have to explain that it's acting and that they use dyed liquids and such to simulate blood

[@garrettclements3111]

Also medieval kings: would host tournaments of real people fighting right in front of them possibly to their death for their entertainment

[@fleuttre4510]

@@garrettclements3111 that's actually not true that never really happened there fights were usualyy like wwe

[@harisfareed4599]

Not really, they killed people in gladiators in roman empire for entertainment

[@falconeshield]

Not enough blood fit for a King's vision

[@FrostyMac]

“So you mean to tell me that your healers created a potion that prevents illness, and yet some people have decided not to use them?”

[@mwperk02]

Well you see sire they have a condition called "small brain." it severely hinders their critical thinking skills and leaves them vulnerable to quack doctors to trick them into purchasing their books and non functional potions.

[@Narokkurai]

"Yes, Your Grace, it seems that many of them believe the potion to be a kind if witchcraft, meant to poison them." "God's blood, you still have witches in this time?" "No. Well, yes, but they're mostly harmless teens and young adults. The people who are afraid of witchcraft are usually just anti-semites."

[@moondust2365]

@@Narokkurai Actual witches do exist tho. They just don't have brooms and are scattered all over Eastern Europe, Africa, and Asia. Although the African and Asian ones are called shamans I think, at least majority of them.

[@Pigninjius]

“I mean, yeah. They don’t have the wit.”

[@albertschoise8091]

@Julian Monette "well my lord, the Jewry has many times been attacked upon and people find that they have earned a century where that doesn't happen"

[@iconic762]

“I still don’t understand how this internet thing functions exactly” “Don’t worry most of us don’t either, we don’t dwell on it, we just use it.”

[@Chuked]

Deya that’s how we ROLL, it also might’ve fucked us up forever

[@dirandrous7682]

The internet is like the ocean, some things are better left in the dark.

[@firstnamelastname-ql2vd]

fun fact: The internet is not only like the ocean, but it is made up of hundreds of thousands of miles of underwater cables that transfer data across the world.

[@dirandrous7682]

True

[@DrewLSsix]

I'm sure he wouldnt dwell on it to much, he would be comfortable with the concept of "tech support" in that he will have already been using servants for specialized tasks. The concept that the IT guy is of equal or even superior status to him, that would likely be alien.

[@DN_123]

Imagine the kings reaction if they saw movies and video games based on medieval Era.

[@dorecorder27]

so unreal thu cool as you sey

[@KNoxTratZ]

medieval total war 2

[@malaysianmapping9767]

Chinese emperor: amazing how our civilisation has grown, now remind me what name of this dynasty is again? Me: it’s complicated

[@PeoplesRepublicNewSilesia]

The CCP is just an non-hereditary dynasty tbh

[@birinderwarraich1179]

The Chinese emperor will be shocked when he realize that ccp do not have the mandate of heaven.

[@JamesDelanoMcCarthysecondacc]

Imagine the A Chinese emperor from long time ago went to modern day China

[@jihajoestar]

“you mean to tell me _EVERYONE_ can read!?”

[@moondust2365]

"Not _EVERYONE_ , there _are_ a few million illiterate people left, but yes."

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

Moondust2365 mainly those under 5

[@Ahonya666]

And some of them various languages

[@urmorph]

King John signed the Magna Carta (1215) with an "X". He didn't care one bit, because look who he was.

[@felixgutierrez993]

King: Shit know how I am gonna manipulate and write stuff in the bible to force my subjects into obeying the government...

[@bonhll8070]

i imagine they would be shocked at how our drinks are cold.

[@epapuelvalve3250]

This is the most random comment i'd seen so far!

[@RiskierGoose340]

When they see homeless people: “So these are the common peasants? They don’t seem so common...” “The common person has a house and furniture and money. These people are not common, just unlucky.”

[@RiskierGoose340]

Oh even better when they learn the new laws of today: “So your power as king can be overthrown when you do something bad by a rule in an old sheet of writing substance?”

[@justin2308]

“Technically yes, but somehow, they always exploit loopholes so they can stay in power.” “What sort of sorcery do they use to do that?” “Money.” “Oh no....”

[@extraextra8021]

Wells and some rivers were and are cold so maybe not so much

[@MrChocoMilc]

“I would like to try this so called “cheese burger”, where would I find them?” “At Burger King, your grace” “They have a King of Burgers?” “No, your grace”

[@Mexican_Jedi]

Wait until he hears of the Queen of Dairy.

[@zenasreyes5196]

King: what in the world are these quotes with these nonsense pictures?! Me: those are memes, my lord

[@amia7z]

King: well and what is their purpose? Me: they are comedy

[@justarandomusername4115]

@@amia7z What is tis thine comedy?

[@aldrichgvalenzuela4753]

They are made to entertain, my lord

[@Justsomeaverage]

@@justarandomusername4115 "Shows 21 Century humor" King: people today are super advanced thus i can not understand what are they laugh at

[@justarandomusername4115]

@@Justsomeaverage What is tis “amongus” you speak about?

[@user-pi7sj4wm8p]

All I can think of now is a medieval king pushing about a shopping cart full of spices in a supermarket.

[@plebisMaximus]

I like to think they would experiment a lot with food.

[@ChrisK312]

Stonks

[@shadysam7161]

@@plebisMaximus imagine them on a cooking show with gordon ramsey lol

[@stuckonaslide]

"HAAHAH NOW I MAY FINALLY TRADE WITH CHINA!" "that'll be 10.65" "ill trade you a cart of gold and an ox"

[@fanaticaltechpriest1002]

T H E S P I C E M U S T F L O W

[@Nn-3]

Medieval King: "Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"

[@sirtopoftheworldegg]

Medival King: "You mean to tell me that this ginger BRED this man???"

[@deltaf.2005]

@@sirtopoftheworldegg😭😭

[@DipakBose-bq1vv]

There is a Russian film, that Czar Ivan Grozny, who is commonly known as Ivan the Terrible, came back to modern Moscow by a scientist, who invented a time machine and a thief and the Caretaker of the Housing Complex, went to that historical period by mistake.

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

What’s it called?

[@buttnuttz6119]

“Hmm yes, this wine is quiet awful” “That’s soap, Charlemagne”

[@amirmuzakkir3450]

Woah found the gold

[@homiepotato2831]

underrated

[@biliminsrlar5752]

I wonder would he still be drunk.

[@alaskanbullworm5500]

🤣🤣

[@freckleheckler6311]

Quite*

[@mrschizo2837]

Imagine dropping the guy off during Halloween. "BY GOD! THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!

[@alvinvalentino5797]

And then proceed to kill them out of fear and getting arrested

[@DrewLSsix]

@@alvinvalentino5797 I'm sure he would be familiar with costuming. Likely the default assumption would be that we were some savages participating in a pagan ritual. And we actually kinda are concerning the latter. As for the former, savage has typically been the default title applied to those that are culturally different.

[@ann-the-fool]

Well ain't that ironic.

[@lemieux4825]

AND ONE IS DRESSED LIKE SPIDERMAN!

[@alvinvalentino5797]

@@lemieux4825 how would they know who spiderman is though

[@Bruh-ig6ec]

"I do enjoy the new toilets that thou has shown me absolutely remarkable and the vortex of the spinning water is very very pleasant"

[@KassidyJMoore]

To be able to point to the moon and say to a medieval king "we sent people there, wasn't much to do" and watch their face would be amazing

[@eljanrimsa5843]

People who claimed to have traveled to the moon existed in the Middle Ages, too

[@wafers35]

Medieval King: Thinks his life is the pinnacle of comfort Me: has air conditioning

[@baranjan6969]

You cant execute everyone you dislike can you?

[@ThatOneComrade]

@@baranjan6969 not with that attitude

[@8izzy]

but honestly those feasts looking kinda good

[@07kamichamakarin]

Dang I still have no AC, does that make me a person in medieval?

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Asheza Main you have a refrigerator, so no.

[@jiyometrik]

Modern English: *chilling and being spoken by people around the world* Medieval king: Thy doēš spæck Üngłīś, būt hwät œs thou šæÿing?

[@Oddity2994]

is it bad i can read this

[@WebContractor7407]

i like the w and the h swap in what, because that actually existed!

[@davidkonevky7372]

@@WebContractor7407 fr? wow

[@shadysam7161]

@@Oddity2994 no, I can too even though I don't understand old english lol.

[@KlavierMenn]

@@Oddity2994 Because reading a language is WAY easier than speaking it. If you speak english, written dutch, dannish and german is at least understandable.

[@findingfuji]

2020: *exists* King: Im going back. Thou shalt all burn in this time bye

[@brothernicole3112]

does the king know ssbu exists

[@xtrastudios8270]

I would really love to see their thoughts on modern art (digital internet art, animation, ameteur art, etc)

[@isuckatusernames4297]

depending on what you use to get them first, they'd act like a chud/boomer about it.

[@Phuajunwei]

If it's Furry art, considering... there's Reynard the fox that appears in Mediaeval French, English, Dutch fables. And few human animal art that appears in the Mediaeval period. I think they're at least familiar with the concept of Anthropomorphic Animals.

[@xtrastudios8270]

@@Phuajunwei :3

[@Rokiotop900]

Believe me, he would be disturbed as fck

[@aquila4142]

Reverse-Isekai anime about Medieval Kings being brought into the present day and guided around by the protagonist.

[@sleepfgc]

"The Devil is a part timer" is something like this.

[@Jebu911]

@@sleepfgc That premise sounds fucking stupid... im in

[@Jebu911]

@@sleepfgc Too bad they skip the funpart of the concept completely after the first episode by making them suddenly understand everything. They really missed out on possibilities there.

[@penguasakucing8136]

Read Thermae Romae and Olympia Kyklos

[@kmsprinzeugen1304]

Fate series is kinda that.

[@palepika]

Vlad the Impaler watching Dracula: I hate this movie

[@med.ismailmouline7094]

Fate apocrypha

[@zanir2387]

hellsing:.......

[@ponylover2206]

Lmao. Awesome

[@laflaca6666]

The Bela Lugosi's version or the Twilight version?

[@XAlienPresidentX-fv6oz]

Vlad the Impaler watching Hotel Transylvania

[@megriorso4516]

It is both a blessing and a curse that I came across this video after watching "The Last Kingdom". Now all I can imagine is David Dawson's King Alfred in New York, wondering what on earth happened to Old York and how we've managed to have so few Danes but so many heathens

[@The_Honcho]

Alfred the great would break down in tears of joy upon seeing England, and then be enraged after watching a video of parliament screaming at each other

[@akiraraiku]

Given nowadays London's population, i somehow doubt he would

[@gelato5709]

"OH MY LORD THERE'S A PERSON TRAPPED IN A BOX!" "That's a tv sir."

[@TheAussief1]

BakedPotato THERES IS ANOTHER ONE, IN A INVISIBLE BOX THIS TIME!! That is a mime sir, a type of clown.

[@kentrudy860]

@@TheAussief1 fascinating those this clown use magic of some sort

[@isnisse3896]

There is a green monster painting Thats a pepe My lord. The kings of All kings

[@lazarbeam3914]

@@TheAussief1 a movie on this would be great

[@austinreed7343]

John Saunders And why are the harlots’ eyes so large?

[@wales2k4747]

3019: “How would the United States President view our modern Galactic Empire?”

[@MissCracker]

Great without Galexicans

[@thischannelwasamistake9403]

Aight, *zoomer*

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

"So those Jedi were kinda scumbags, huh?"

[@laststand6420]

@Vayne Carudas Solidor You know the only people that have ever been to another world were American... Right?

[@snurf]

@Vayne Carudas SolidorIs that a Warframe reference?

[@torieldreemurr541]

"Such food.. 'tis an absolute delicacy! And this drink, could it perhaps be the nectar of the gods?!" "No sire that's a McDonald's happy meal."

[@zizochemlali4639]

“And that drink is Coca Cola it’s a normal soda you can get for 2$ wait sorry 500000 da blooms back for you and that burger is again something simple for 2 dollars” King: WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY

[@kingcharlesFrench]

This comment is treason

[@ScpDrRisha]

As a woman, it would be funny to walk up to someone from that time wearing a crop-top, cycling shorts, no husband and a job 😂

[@wuzittooya]

“Burn the witch!” 😢

[@jcarey568]

You're so empowered!

[@WhiteChocolate74]

Ehh most women worked throughout history. Unmarried women who weren't nuns, while far less common than today, weren't unknown back then

[@christianbh]

All of these Kings would definitely be furious at how little governing power their descendants have.

[@kagenlim5271]

So basically, everyone?

[@kristijanmadhukar516]

technically they would have thousands to millions of descendants and so its highly likely that their descendants would be indeed in government positions.

[@arthurfine4284]

Provided you can even trace lineage that far or their descendants didn't die.

[@Acetyl53]

They'd probably pretty rapidly figure out that power isn't generally where it appears to be. Power is all about organization and control structure, and the basic methods and mechanisms are largely unchanging.

[@ericbooth3393]

His descendants bare more Governing power than they’d have you believe.. times have changed, and politicians have only gotten better at lying to the masses!

[@godofwarhammer7655]

Richard: So I can reclaim Jerusalem by playing this game you call Medieval 2 Total War Me:yup Richard: Deus Vult it is

[@RJALEXANDER777]

Be interesting to use monarchs as historical advisers for games like this.

[@epapuelvalve3250]

Do you image that they would plan his attacks all the days in that videogame? Maybe when they return back to the medieval era they would make a german America!

[@epapuelvalve3250]

Lmao they already did that with hoi4

[@godofwarhammer7655]

@Caster Gil come on, what's the worse that would happen

[@badumtss4032]

@Caster Gil just don't let them go back and since they have already dissapeared it already change history

[@I_like_big_bombs]

"I too remember the Floridian raid on the people of McDonalds of 2020"

[@atshinkansen7439]

I think one of the best things to introduce to a medieval king to is our modern interpretation of medieval times in things such as films, RPGs, renaissance faires, etc.

[@jaimeriosvillar3725]

*Refrigeration exists* Monarch: My Realm must possess this secret at all costs

[@AViewCado69420]

It's a good choice as preserving food back in the day is too time and resource consuming

[@pierreo33]

@@AViewCado69420 ...

[@luckyblockyoshi]

@@pierreo33 ?

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

"I can have my cheesebread-and-meats preserved when I have eaten my fill!" "Yes, m'lord." "Miraculous! But... it will be cold? Is it not served hot from the stone??" "There is something absolutely wonderful about pizza that you must find out in the morning, m'lord."

[@puscasumarin6313]

People used to bury chunks of ice in the ground and cover it with hay to store food! It will usually last until mid summer! You can do that in your basement!

[@draforgg5594]

"What are these numbers and letters? Is this a secret message?" "No my king. That thing is, according to the people of this time, a 'link'. They've said that when you click it with this 'mouse' thing ,that isn't an actual one, it opens a new small dimension." "Hmm? Let's see..." ... ... "...Why is this guy saying that he's never gonna give me up?"

[@mememaster6928]

*r i c k r o l l e d*

[@MartinLeong25]

NEVWR GONNA LET YOU DOWN

[@randomaccount978]

You just rick rolled Henry the great

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

@@MartinLeong25 NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

[@janinegandra8249]

@The Pshycho Pathnever gonna say goodbyeeee

[@bboi1489]

I imagine the first thing that would stun a medieval king, is the fact purple is seen as a normal, if not slightly unnapealing color.

[@marlonmunguia163]

I appreciate how you portrayed the views of the people of the past without undermining them. I've seen too many historians belittle and disrespect the past.

[@herculean616]

"How does that carriage made of pure metal could move without horses?" "Engines..." *sees flying metal bird* *starts violently shaking*

[@paladinboyd1228]

Abraham Girt, *Laughs in canal boat*

[@No-yr9rs]

"THE DRAGONS OF LEGEND HAVE BEEN REVIVED! Its impenetrable scales look alot smoother than I imagined."

[@paladinboyd1228]

Johnny rednblack, Stop hitting my Toyota!

[@No-yr9rs]

@@paladinboyd1228 "You *tamed* this vile beast? I shall have you in my royal gaurd, be honored uh peasant?nobleman? No matter."

[@paladinboyd1228]

Johnny rednblack, Technically I’m a lord and I would be honoured to.

[@Kiflaam]

He's called the Burger King, and he has 50 intrigue.

[@joshuawilliams9020]

Found the fellow paradox player

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Kiflaam they need to let 100 star man explain to them because modern times because he is immortal with his faithful steed Glitterhoof

[@etho7351]

Donut king and dairy queen have entered the chat*

[@virtueleague2005]

Burger king is indeed a rich leader.

[@Kiflaam]

King Burger 'the Burger King' King, of Burgher

[@theallduck]

King: sees world map Also king: Why is Britain so small

[@Grason20]

For King Alfred they actually see bigger, for Queen Victoria though, you are right.

[@Hypophreniac]

One of the kings seeing Queen liz on the tv “Oh there is Elizabeth, I use to go fishing with her back in 1239!”

[@Nottheworst4565]

This did not age well.

[@disgustedcharlie6679]

Random girl: _"Oh sooo you're a king, huh? That's pretty hot."_ King: _"Begone harlot."_

[@rogeriopenna9014]

What is hot? Do you have a problem with temperature in the future?

[@skepticalmagos_101]

Hahahahahaha.......

[@kameronjones7139]

Some Kings would probably actually say that

[@449JaneDrive]

@@rogeriopenna9014 man, that's heavy!

[@rogeriopenna9014]

@@449JaneDrive Stop saying that? And did you jump ship? What's up with the life preserver jacket?

[@captainbirch9835]

Flat earthers: finally, a person of authority that agrees with us Middle age kings: I pray that thou thinkest again, peasent

[@arijitpalit2756]

Round earth was a common knowledge from ancient times. Greeks even proved it mathematically. About 2000 years ago. There is every possibility a medival king would be aware of round earth.

[@monetum1392]

@@arijitpalit2756 Yes but why do you have to explain the joke

[@douglasmilton2805]

@@arijitpalit2756 And any medieval sailor.

[@32Purpul]

Arijit Palit r/thatsthejoke

[@piggyblitz4404]

I’ve heard that even some Egyptians knew the earth was round

[@Levittchen4G]

There's an anime that's pretty good and informative about south-east asian history. It's called: "Ya Boy Kongming!" and it's about an historical chinese war tactician being transported into modern day tokyo. He applies his strategic knowledge to the party and music scene.

[@bloop5337]

something i loved from bill and teds adventure movie was napoleon at the water park bc it’s exactly how i’d picture any old warlord/king/emperor would react at a water/theme park just pushing in queues, being absolutely terrified but going on the rides over and over and over. also seeing as theyre not allowed to be barbaric anymore i’m sure they’d love war/horror movies

[@PCGameNerd917]

"Is electricity a form of magic?" "What is this "Made in China" label?" "Is Canada a new star have you discovered?" "Is communism a new religion?"

[@cettechaineestcloture.1351]

1 : electricity is the same energy as the energy of lightning. We just manage to harness it, create it and use it at our advantage. 2 : This "Made in china" label says that this contraptions are made from a far-eastern nation named "the people's republic of china". Once known for it's silk and spices, now known for it's many cheap products bought by commoners. 3 : Canada is a land that exist in the north of America, a continent which is beyond the Atlantic. It is a country that was once land of the britons. 4 : Communism is an idea where wealth is supposedly equally redistributed to every one and where there is no social classes. While this idea seems good, it has lead to the death of many people, the ruining of the state and many other odds. I hope that those questions are satisfactory for you, my liege.

[@monicat9110]

4: perhaps

[@melonlord4055]

2. "This is obviously not made in China, and is just the work of some German charlatan" 2b. "Why would I get a shoddy German carriage over an exotic Chinese carriage?" 2c. "This Chinese carriage has no jade or porcelain. I am telling you, it is the work of a German charlatan" 2d. "German porcelain? Don't lie to me, I know you got that off a Venetian merchant"

[@duartemonteiro9459]

@@cettechaineestcloture.1351 Bravo

[@brandonvelde5774]

1 : Depends, do you consider clockwork as a form of magic? 2 : That "Made in China" label means that it's crafted by only the finest slaves. 3 : Metaphorically speaking, yes. 4 : _Kinda_

[@disparatebroom7705]

Medieval King: “What is this realm? It is as if I am the god of this realm Me: “It’s Minecraft”

[@navilluscire2567]

I could see Charlemagne doing well in a anarchy server for some reason. *Charlemagne:* Aah yes...a new realm to conquer! **starts punching trees**

[@disparatebroom7705]

NaViLlUs cIrE How would be sound on a mic?

[@stuckonaslide]

@@navilluscire2567 then he gets killed and goes into a blind rage

[@sidhartha9710]

Charlemagne seeing French Empire during Napoleon. Charlemagne:- Oh we did it man, we made the Roman Empire again.

[@Grason20]

Then realises Napoleon IS the one destroying holy Roman empire

[@johannweber5185]

Both Napoleon and the Holy Roman Rmperor considered themselves in the trafition of Charlemagne, so it is a bit complicated.

[@DiscoverPlatinum]

"Clothing would be absolutely alien to him. Well, not clothing in general, but our clothing." :D

[@iranoutofideas5965]

It’s Life Fiber!

[@neo-adamderubermensch9805]

In the news: Insane man claims to be Charlemagne is jailed for hate speech in Paris.

[@Bernie_Sanders]

This deserves more than 85 likes

[@noifurze6397]

Or a mental hospital, yes,yes we know you are the king of France,now take your medicine and come to bed lol

[@jonhg92]

@@noifurze6397 more like die due to complications caused by disease

[@runnyzablong]

Later on that man was guillotine for hate speech

[@Shadow77999]

Lmfaooo

[@joshuapemberton5017]

Imagine one of these guys in a relationship “Babe you never treat my like a princess” “Oh you want me to treat you like a princess?” *sells her off to France to strengthen the alliance*

[@dustinreed7667]

Nice 🤘🏻

[@nycwes1389]

Lmfaooo

[@scheieistlost3442]

WHOLESOME

[@starsailor751]

Wahahaha

[@Andrux0821]

Nah, France would be way too good for her. Send her to that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.

[@TheShaboingerizer]

Just imagine their reaction to video games. "I say, did that little jester just turn himself into a scythe?!"

[@tommykaung5882]

Meanwhile in Fate Franchise King Arthur: Falls in love with a Japanese high school boy. Charlemagne: Fighting another version of him(Karl der Grobe) with Atilla the Hun on the moon. Richard the Lionheart: Got arrested by the cops in America.

[@fancyxemon2706]

Don't bring hentai franchise in this discussion.

[@tempest8342]

"This beverage, it smites thine tongue like LIGHTNING!" "It's just mcdonalds sprite, my king"

[@rexythet-rex3513]

tempest lmao

[@rexythet-rex3513]

tempest 🤣🤣🤣

[@zedantXiang]

That said. How do we know that thunder is that feeling? We know that eletricity does that and lighting bolt are eletricity,but would a medieval king know that?Since you know,people hit,would like,die.

[@enslavedfunni1330]

@@zedantXiang I meen like static electricity

[@zedantXiang]

@@enslavedfunni1330 Yes but medieval people wouldnt know they are the same process ,therefore deducing sprite would "smite our toungue like lighting"

[@januszsuchocki3540]

So by this "internet" you all have easy, and relatively cheap access to basically all knowledge gathered by mankind and you're using it mostly to watch cats and naked womens ?

[@sawbludoh6566]

I do both.

[@fortitude120]

Well did you?

[@MPHJackson7]

Person: "yes" King: "well, at least I know this is the same species"

[@floridaball4896]

"Yup"

[@rgm96x49]

I'll have you know I use it to watch moving Oriental paintings!

[@Mushboom37]

"who the hell are you?" "HOW DARE THY TONGUE SPEAK SUCH HERETICS WITHOUT THINE MOUTH SETTING ABLAZE?? A WITCH, MAY THOU BE SMITED, FOR THOU IS A WITCH!"

[@BuddyVasallo20]

This would be a hilarious comedy movie concept lol

[@dadodadokowski9108]

This actually kinda exists just with a person from 1945 waking up in modern Berlin instead of someone from 1500

[@huzaifac137]

@@dadodadokowski9108 movie name ?

[@dadodadokowski9108]

"Er ist wieder da"

[@jaygryphon4520]

There’s a film called “Les Visiteurs” which might be of interest then

[@Spiral_IdeasX]

Bit too late but check out Bill and Ted Is a movie about 2 best friends bringing many Historical figures from different centuries to the 80s and see the modern world

[@BelisariusAlKhwarizmi]

I wonder how they'd react to the fact that people tend to _gain_ weight during the winter

[@frankiereyes6588]

Not if your from n.korea

[@frankiereyes6588]

Not if your from north Korea

[@martinxy1291]

And througout the rest of the year

[@MRBIMF]

Hey bro thanks for inventing algorithms :)

[@BelisariusAlKhwarizmi]

@@MRBIMF No problem

[@fatpenguin0089]

imagine this: king: so where are all the peasants you: we don't have peasants anymore *walk past homeless person* king: ahh! there is a peasant! homeless person: king: Homeless person: king: do you have smallpox?

[@anthrosapien3784]

That's what I thought at first lol🤣

[@jamesleon457]

@RABBI Shekel Russia too, at the VECTOR institute.

[@kentrudy860]

This is joke at it finest

[@richardfry6527]

Our homeless are pretty well off...imagine if they couldn't dumpster dive for food...not to mention everyone in our nursing homes would be dead because nobody even wants to see those people let alone pay for their care.

[@donbenjamin6459]

Are you by chance a descendent of the monty pithons :v ?

[@mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431]

Charlemagne: Elizabeth? You're still alive? Elizabeth: 🤫😏

[@nitroxylictv]

King: "You just steal thine metal boxes from such peasants?!" Modern guy: "Yea, that's called GTA" King: "I shall GTA you! Give thy possessions at once!"

[@thirtythreehz]

Take a seat please Mr Hill

[@kingcharlesFrench]

GTA?

[@brothernicole3112]

lolly

[@this_is_patrick]

"Do _bandits_ ever raid these kitchens, I wonder?" "I- I guess sometimes they do, yes, unfortunately." The writing in this video is genius lmao.

[@MogofWar]

A double-digit percentage of modern banditry incidents occur In drive-thrus and restaurant lobbies.

[@ashb712]

*raccoons promptly scurry put of the trash can*

[@alexk8792]

King: "Even in these times, people would raid these kitchens to steal food supplies." "Well, mostly, they'd raid them to force the employees to hand over money to them."

[@mochibunnyan6556]

“WITCHCRAFT!!!” The medieval king screams, pointing his shaking finger at the confused bystander who just snapped a picture of the weird cosplayer now yelling at them.

[@king_aeron]

That would be terrifying

[@KarmasAB123]

People in Asia actually thought that cameras would steal their souls when they were introduced.

[@kuromifan10]

Jacob Friedman O-o what

[@faraway-2009]

Jacob Friedman Every country in Asia?

[@aiosquadron]

@@faraway-2009 Only some, If I have to make a best guess.

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

"what is this...magical crosbow? You can't see the arrows but yet it's still fires rapidly and hit something or someone with it." Modern Soldier: that is called a rifle

[@ozgurruh2535]

Damn can you do more

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

@@ozgurruh2535 more what? My good sir

[@randomt-9034]

"So you're telling me that these are tubes that fire oversized arrows used against impenetrable looking metal elephants?" It's an ATGM laucher

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

@@randomt-9034 modern soldier: yes

[@jagadeeshdomalapelli487]

ASTRONAUT: Comes to earth after a long machine and lands before Charlemagne CHARLEMAGNE: Oh My God Angels descending from Heaven.

[@billmelater6470]

Medieval King in the modern era: "What do you mean the peasants also have access to pepper?"

[@garretthermen9266]

What is this brightly color'd fruit this is not pepper.

[@KOTEBANAROT]

@@garretthermen9266 ITS TIDE PODS YOUR EXCELENCY

[@theaveragecomment1014]

"Sir, everyone has access to pepper. At least most people."

[@keobooks]

And sAlt salt wAs vAulavble And rare

[@tinycurrency4233]

'bruh' - medieval king circa 2019 probably

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

but the united Italy noways it's just a really bad watered down Rome empire.

[@landlockedcroat1554]

lul

[@chardaskie]

Never really thought about the fact that once the river or lake is too cold to take a dip in you probably aren't gunna shower all winter

[@TheBigYosh]

They would tremble at the might of the bass bro shop pyramid

[@hiddenutopia7980]

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?

[@thatoneguy9582]

well over 70 years

[@nectarinn3]

Yeah unless we're talking Roman emperors

[@PitZagufull]

SHIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@josethethinket9819]

Pit Zagufull r/unexpectedjojo

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

@@josethethinket9819 I expect it because that's what always happens

[@MetricImperialist]

Even someone as educated and literate as George Washington would eventually have a nervous breakdown trying to comprehend the modern world. People seriously underestimate how drastically the Western world has changed in the last 150 years.

[@lifeisnotokiedokie7243]

I mean... Look at how Steve Rogers reacted to the world after the iceberg incident, take that n multiply it

[@Jebu911]

Having someone born in the 50's and instantly transported here would still probably have his mind completely blown

[@melissamybubbles6139]

I think these guys wouldn't get to see the modern world if we didn't know they were coming. They'd get put in mental hospitals or jails or be homeless.

[@Bamiyanbigasf]

Jebu911 uhhhh my pap was born in the 40s and my mom in the 60s that isn’t something you need to do there are people from that time alive

[@kikispears4749]

@@Bamiyanbigasf But they have experienced the passage of time and the updates to technology. Try taking someone from 1955 and instantly dropping them here in 2020. No aging, no watching tech change and evolve. Just here now.

[@GVNRND]

Olde English: Helpe!....Ic thæt ne undergiete....Sprecest thū Englisc? Modern English: Help!....I do not understand....You speak English?

[@bry8883]

This is the most unique reasons in my opinion if our medievel kings could time travel to today: 1.Why do some people are so culturally obsessed with other people's culture *(example: K-Pop, the 'Boos', being bored with their own racial identity, white/Black lifestyle)* instead of elvolving and making their own race as powerful as them. 2.Why do people nowadays idolize a figure who just gain a lot of recognition, doing stupid dances/Looks handsome/pretty ONLY, wealthy lifestyle on their own INSTEAD of honouring a figure that has changed the history of this world, making a huge contribution and impact to humanity like it was in the old to ancient times 😭😭😢 3. How could Some nation with a trumendous amount of diversity/multiculturalism could co-exist with each other peacefully?? Since in the old times, difference within the aspect of life is one of the cause of war, chaos, destruction of an empire E.T.C

[@Vulpyyy]

Imagine a king goes to the library and reads about.... Himself Edit: now i change this comment to include any historic figure, not just kings!

[@not_a_username]

"Ah yes, yes, I was great in that battle wasn't I" *smug laugh*

[@nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954]

"that dude was an **hole" - he'd be like: "heeeey!"

[@PSIgmr]

Henry the 8th: Ummmmm.......

[@CKing-388]

Henry the 8th reads that a baby’s sex is determined by the man ..... whoopsies

[@renatus20058]

Imagine someone teach them about video games and they ended up trying some medieval games or something, like Age of Empires for example.

[@SageManeja]

Fun fact about spanish history: Most of the cities in Spain wich had running water during roman times, wouldn't ever have running water again until the 20th century.

[@dictatorbargo3689]

Muslims love their clean water.

[@alecity4877]

@@dictatorbargo3689 not even them.

[@sword_of_damocle5]

Insert the "what did the Romans ever do for us?" meme

[@Nonamearisto]

@@dictatorbargo3689 Not even they had running water like that. And "even" they is a bit of a misguided notion, as Islamic Spain was, for the most part, no more advanced than the Christian parts, especially after Cordoba was retaken. Honestly, outside of a few cities for short periods of time, there was very little if any technological difference.

[@mariaisabelgarciarodriguez8822]

Lying is bad for you

[@Cookie_Department]

Ah Elizabeth good to see you're doing well these days

[@NoaZeevi]

I wonder what Luis the 9th would think about the French Revolution? “The lower class overthrew the king, and then started killing each other!” “Yeah, pretty much”

[@bubblelf4341]

kings: in modern world their kingdoms without them: panic

[@cettechaineestcloture.1351]

maybe it was nothing but a long dream that somehow happened during sleep

[@med.ismailmouline7094]

Not exactly. As stated by the doctor.: Time is a big Ball of timey-whimey stuff.

[@CBRN-115]

@@med.ismailmouline7094 "THAT'S NOT HOW TIME TRAVEL WORK!" -Antman probably

[@grinreaperoftrolls7528]

This is always a fun thought experiment. I’d personally show them that salt, a commodity that wars were fought over, is now commonly used in decorative lamps.

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

Grin Reaper Of Trolls I want to show Caesar the world

[@cursedfate838]

@Zion Zed Ccccaaaeeeessssssaaaarrrrrr

[@236_muhammadfadlirakananda2]

which is?

[@sinon7000]

@Zion Zed the word seizure is based off ceaser as ceaser was epileptic plus csection because he was born that way

[@StruggleGun]

@@sinon7000 actually, his name was based of the caesarian operation.

[@whyguy12]

Any king/queen of England from around Alfred to king Edward viii would be so confused why Elizabeth suddenly immortal

[@namelessechos5380]

“ah yes, we dont have cars im england.”

[@mapleflag6518]

Hi England I’m dad

[@dadodadokowski9108]

As a german person I cannot express how much I hate the dad bot.