First Shop & Permit Forms.. | Hermitcraft 10 | Ep.9

Today I open my first Hermitcraft shop! Plus try to do some armor stand art, gaslight bdubs and head to the permit office.
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[@GeminiTayMC]

Joel please

[@CardinLim-cg8sn]

The eyes😂

[@Not_Blur]

Hey gem, I know you probably won’t see this but I’m a huge fan of your content and I want you to keep doing what you are doing!!!

[@skull_lee]

👁️💀👁️

[@CheeseMiser]

Please buy me McDonald's

[@CheeseMiser]

@@Not_Blur only bdubs RARELY replies to his fans. The rest dont care

[@hollyodonald5350]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOEL AND SCARS REACTIONS TO GRIANS OFFICE!!!! Im fully dying laughing over Joel just beating Grian up

[@Nylaria24]

I fully loved that! Bad boy spirit! 😂

[@LightningfoxxyMC]

@@Nylaria24 once a bad boy, always a bad boy

[@Nylaria24]

@@LightningfoxxyMC to the end 😎✌️

[@evivanderzouwen3030]

YESS 😂

[@Oshamon]

@@LightningfoxxyMCyou could say… Bad boys for life

[@inkaline]

Scar: *Patiently waits when put on hold until he inevitably loses his mind. Joel: NO. I choose V I O L E N C E.

[@EmeraldsFire]

Mother! I'm not going to be home for lunch! Or dinner either! 😂

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

LOL

[@user-vu2lz7uq5r]

joels already lost his mind so he cant be as patient as scar, gotta get his daily fix for blood and violence yk

[@jesseparedis3504]

I was just watching that exact moment while i was reading this

[@hunnyVani]

I CANT WITH JOELS CHESTPLATE NAME “Hides my bobs” 😭😭😂

[@Wonderhoyperson_]

😭😭😭

[@theawecat27]

i had to go back in the video hshah

[@jamfoxxy4432]

I love how Joel does his best to make every single intro different and unique from each other while all of them hold the same amount of silly quirkiness

[@YonathanPalomino-dy1sp]

I hate you I just wanted to see Joel suffer with permits and now I have to see the other intros so I have to watch the videos have a nice day

[@Melody_Dragons_]

He puts in so much effort big man Joel

[@lilypainter666]

Effort Joel

[@mysticfox9718]

I love that too! When you see Joel’s intros. None of them are the same! They are different! Which shows his creativity and quirkness too 😁

[@jamfoxxy4432]

JOEL SMALLISHBEANS??? HEARTING MY COMMENT?? I MIGHT DIE

[@bluroseJustVibing]

"lizzie, can you yell MATERIAL GATHERING MONTAGE?" immediate: she said no oh well

[@MoonyxxArt]

I was your 1K like!

[@discochaotica]

I turned the volume way up to see if I could hear her, but there was nothing. That either means that Lizzie was never real to begin with, or that Joel has a half-decent noise gate on his microphone. There are no other options.

[@_.-Skitterbug-._]

Or she shook her head​@@discochaotica

[@ash.9488]

Time?

[@cryoslimeenjoyer1626]

​@@discochaoticaq🎉e3e

[@JoTheCraftyShark]

Scar just being defeated and resigned with permit office Grian. Joel not taking no for an answer, Joel threatening and following through with violence, Joel absolutely seething at permit office Grian. Both are absolutely perfect, lol😂

[@jimmyg3835]

i will be shocked if that build is still arand by the end of the sesen

[@friendlyneighbourhoodash]

i just love that you can hear grian hating what hes become. he is not meant to be a being of order and law, it is physically painful for him calling it now, hes gonna make an alter ego and use that alter ego to take down the permit office

[@jimmyg3835]

@@friendlyneighbourhoodashor call his frind to save him

[@nash6237]

I’m sorry, but the essence of bureaucracy has too strong a hold on grian. The joy of others suffering is too great.

[@Standalor]

Joel: "maybe you should finish the inside of the permit office" Grian: "careful with your words now" Grian took that personally 😂

[@andregames6117]

What’s funny about that,iIs that both Grian and Joel hate doing interiors

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

​@@andregames6117 what do you think would happen if you told a person(who puts you on hold for asking a question) to work on the office interior?

[@andregames6117]

@@rudrodeepchatterjee looking back at my comment I don’t know where that “?” Came from. Me I’ll probably do something petty, or ignore it depending if I’m listening to the Holy Spirit, voice or not

[@Wemu372]

I like how Scar listens to the hold music gladly, and Joel listens to one note and crit hits Grian with his sword.

[@gristen]

im amazed that joel didnt just straight up kill him lol. this was him holding back 😂

[@Ixarus6713]

MOTHER! I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO DINNER TOO! I'M STILL AT THE PERMIT OFFICE!! 😭😭

[@BlueBanana.]

I mean it worked

[@BlueBanana.]

@@gristen he must’ve gotten close though

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

lol that’s what i was thinking😂

[@PRIMONDONA]

Joel trying to put the obsessed with Etho bit on gem lol 😭 it’s too late Joel- you can’t go back now. Great vid tho! ❤️

[@bobosaurus331]

Honestly though, who isn’t?

[@BewareOfMpreg]

Everyone is obsessed with etho, he’s not wrong.

[@IDKisReal2401]

@@BewareOfMpreg Except Joel in that case it's the other way around (real)

[@stephenrose4167]

#35 on trending for gaming on 3/16/24

[@holo8282]

​@stephenrose4167 it's now number 10

[@joewalters1861]

Every other Hermit Ever: *Makes fun googly eyes* Joel's eyes: "Be careful when you gaze too long into the abyss for the abyss also gazes into you".

[@peach.beverage]

this made me choke on my popcorn

[@ef1876]

18:27 it took me a second to realise bdubs was making the horse death noise and not just howling in anguish at Joel's hobbies

[@ShamIsClueless]

I feel like Joel's Glow Squid is the equivalent of one of those red inflatable men you find outside car dealerships-

[@goopydroop]

They're called wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, actually

[@ShamIsClueless]

​@@goopydroop my mistake xD

[@jo_de_pro1973]

Joel just going violent over the opening hours of the permit office is fun and especially if you have seen scar suffering for that same reason

[@boppertron4929]

I can't wait to see Grian's end, because I think he wrote up that "have you called your viewers idiots" question not knowing that's just a thing Joel does.

[@gristen]

​​​@@boppertron4929no he definitely knows lol. he's good friends with joel irl and probably watches his videos. they even went on a ski trip together not that long ago

[@Roin_robin87]

@@shreksmI why have u commented on EVERY COMMENT

[@otyugsdisplacerbeasts7943]

I love how Joel is just not taking any of Grian's crap LMAO

[@chicabear]

​@@boppertron4929I saw Grian's pov before this. Going from Grian's hysterical laughter to Joel's frustration is hilarious

[@Melody-it-Up]

1:13 Bdubs height on the wall with joels is absolute gold. IM CRYING

[@sleepyavo]

LOOOL ty for writing this, i didn't notice!

[@HereForThePunch01]

And later in the video when Bdubs is standing right next to it, completely unaware 😂

[@Melody-it-Up]

@@HereForThePunch01 the horse heads kept him busy lol

[@NickAndriadze]

I love how Scar was very very patiently waiting throughout all the ''Put on Hold'' bits when he was asking the permit office for something, and *8:53* meanwhile there's Joel who ripped the disk from the box and rather angrily started slashing Grian with a sword. Shows the personalities of these so well, Scar's patient and controlled misery versus Joel's unadulterated wrath.

[@JoelsBiggestFan]

Cleo was so impressed with the squid! Youre now her favourite person 🎉

[@DehCookiPleb]

She hasn't posted another episode yet. Was it on stream or apart of another hermits video?

[@JoelsBiggestFan]

@@DehCookiPlebheres the link! m.twitch.tv/clip/PrettyAnimatedNikudonPeanutButterJellyTime-xXrYlya0i9fjEzbb

[@the7thsamurai676]

​@@DehCookiPleblast night's stream there is a clip on twitch

[@godzread8330]

@@the7thsamurai676 For those searching or wanting to see: start the stream from around 1:43:53

[@StolenFantasy]

Timestamp was around 1 hour and 44 mins for those interested

[@audioEidolon]

Sometimes I worry that Joel somehow miraculously got normal between episodes, and then five seconds into his video I am filled with relief.

[@sistersidney_]

💀💀💀

[@juliusroman8616]

the like number is perfect

[@Getsugaru]

Grian: "I'm gonna have to put you on hold." Joel: _Ring Ring? Who's there? OH it's me Joel's Sword._ Never has a sword been better named. I suggest that next time you follow through rather than stopping at one ring-ring. 🗡 Perhaps look into (or hire a redstoner for) a shulker packer for your glow ink farm, since you say it's always overflowing. 🐍

[@randomhooman8402]

Grian: I'm gonna have to put you on hold Scar: *waits patiently* Joel: *takes his disc and sets him on fire with his sword*

[@tofftiggy]

Form MRVSHEP07 mean Mycelium resistance VS H.E.P Season 7!

[@rhinastocroc-boulet5189]

Only need the 08 and 09 form then.

[@Eden_Brew]

thank you, I knew it was a reference so I was sifting through the comments to find someone who knew it

[@DaMooKing]

MISTMB08 and EHC09. See if you can figure what I’m referring to in each season

[@Eden_Brew]

@@DaMooKing mumbo is the moon big (I already made that reference under grians vid XD) but I have no clue on the other

[@DaMooKing]

@@Eden_Brewit’s the empire hermitcraft crossover

[@gemsngold]

fun fact: cleo was very proud of joel when she saw the glow squid armour stand work. you can find the clip on her stream.

[@itzshannon_here5649]

do u have a timestamp??

[@linfoxof2013]

It's around 1.44 on her stream

[@ink-capmushrooomz]

@@linfoxof2013on twitch?

[@The_BlOb]

MRVSHEP07 as the form name is SUCH A SLICK callback lmao (It's a reference to the Season 7 Turf War, Mycelium Resistance versus Hermitcraft Environment Protection, for those who don't get it)

[@whatsmynameagain8528]

nice one

[@kiratwo4u]

something tells me you figured this out quickly

[@misskitty8674]

And MJYAAFK06 is a referance to Season 6. "Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK"

[@catboygremlin]

Joel is an absolute icon. I love the tool and armor names, I love the """manic energy""" and just unapologetically doing his own thing. 10/10.

[@catsumc]

17:57 ...two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apa-

[@royallygray]

-rt ‘cause they’re not gay-

[@theforestofoak]

...that's not 5 feet 😳

[@nataliaentalia]

@@theforestofoakthey are probably like 3,5-4 feet apart

[@tyranisoar7401]

@@theforestofoakeach block is 1 meter, which is a little over 3 feet. they look about 2 blocks away from each other which would mean they’re about 6 feet away from each other, so yeah, they are about 5 feet apart.

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

@@tyranisoar7401 yeah this is big brain time 🧠🧠🧠

[@Sion070]

I love how you said maybe if i make a good shop ppl will buy youur ink and Xisuma purchased your ink because he liked the shop and the squid in the window

[@tamarabikic3217]

Cleo even bought 9 stacks because she liked the armor stand work

[@profparadox9871]

I think keralis also bought 1

[@mz_mahid]

I think ren too.

[@jasonb6570]

Look at how nervous Bdubs' horse is at Joel's base. It knows

[@EmeraldsFire]

What I was thinking 😂

[@NachtAsile]

Knows what?

[@confused_ufo]

@@NachtAsilejoel’s been killing the horses on the server

[@NachtAsile]

@@confused_ufo omg 😭 Stacy would die if she saw this

[@joashsantander3526]

*Name for Joel's Cyberpunk base ideas:* - "Neon Nexus" - "Joel's Cyberplex" - "SakuraTech" - "CyberSakura" - NeonSamurai Sanctuary" - "NeoTokyo" Hope Joel notices 🙀🙀😼

[@hitavi4965]

Watching Grian's POV and then watching the other hermits try to get permits is simultaneously hilarious and incredibly frustrating

[@souplife1]

yeah I think we need to call False in to rough him up a bit.

[@LightningfoxxyMC]

I’m loving this season, not only because big man Joel is in it, but also because its also a lot more laid back, but also with a lot more episodes. Its awesome Edit: and all the hermits working together more, as said by @Dyrgos below

[@Dyrgos]

also a lot more working toghetter and involving each other

[@LightningfoxxyMC]

@@Dyrgos oh of course

[@maelsito_was_taken]

I just love how different of a customer Joel is comapred to Scar 🤣🤣 8:51

[@jayteedub322]

"My wife approves of it, and that's all that matters. So, screw you guys!" A bit hostile, yet so wholesome.

[@CrowHasADecayingSilo]

watching a Joel hermitcraft video is liking a rollercoaster. one second he's building, jumping around, being quirky and unique, the next he's losing his mind and being a maniac. and in a few seconds he'll call you stupid. these videos are my reason to live

[@LilacMorelli]

4:51 NOOO! Missed op to call it “Glow with Joe-L”

[@T3kRazor]

You mean "Glow-L with Joe-L"

[@ctq.jenY99]

No no, you mean "Glow-L with Yoe-L"

[@KayleeIkpunobi]

If his name was joe that would be so much better

[@boyheadandbreanna63]

@@KayleeIkpunobiwe have one Joe already

[@jamhopsey]

bdubs and joel are like parallels between the horses the vibes and the etho obsession

[@izzytodd4242]

Scar suffering through being put on hold while Joel just went “no” and turned the music off is hilarious 😂😂 Scar will go along with the bit but Joel has STUFF TO GET DONE!

[@No-sq3kg]

The ad makes impulse look like a victim of the other members of magical mountain

[@Petrichor_1]

Not joel traumatizing bdubbs with the horse heads 😭

[@am7846]

Bdubs and Joel go together like butter and bread, like tea and biscuits... Your hermitcraft episodes make me beam happiness and giddiness ! P.S. Hello Jeremy, looking shiny !

[@Meysko]

Joel: ''I dont even want it anymore... I dont even care.'' Grian: ''AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE'' 🤣

[@MrFinchy_Wing]

I love watching Grian's pov because he specifically made the permit office to be as difficult as possible and its the funniest thing watching the other hermits struggle XD

[@HeroAkii]

It seems like everytime I watch you and the other hermits, my inspiration grows drastically.

[@fantaguyreal]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………

[@tyranisoar7401]

@@fantaguyreala bot threatening people for subscribers. new low.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@tyranisoar7401Been around for two years…

[@tyranisoar7401]

@@AceOfBlackjackI've seen the bots before, obviously, just not threatening ones brfore

[@rust5427]

Thank you, i really wanna die ​@@fantaguyreal

[@ae_gely]

Grian as Government: *play the hold song* Scar waiting - Calling for help *play the hold song* Joel waiting - DIE!

[@jalipalej8742]

Joel is Ethos fan but all his sarcasm melts away with Bdubs

[@TheLaughingBurger]

Grians and Joels gremlin energys match so well

[@XanquaTheWatcher]

17:58 two broos chillin' in a hot tuub five feet apart cause they're not gay

[@ari4311]

i went to the timed comments to find this exact comment lmao

[@Fyreflier]

Wow. We all thought Grian would meet his match in Doc having trained his whole life in German bureaucracy but nope. It was Joel. With a short temper XD

[@starace4031]

The squid that Joel made for his shop is so good! Very impressive and is perfect for his shop. It's cute because the white candles make it look like the squid is wearing a pair of socks. 😊 My headcanon name for the squid is now Socks. 😄😊

[@ilovemylips]

2 Joel episodes in the past 3 days, let’s goooo

[@fantaguyreal]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………..

[@markgrochowski7934]

I was thinking the same thing. I was surprised to see the video today. I guess Joel really loves us even though he speaks mean to us.;)

[@dwarzi]

@@fantaguyrealNo I actually wont I don’t subscribe to beggars

[@florerial]

@@fantaguyrealdying actually sounds pretty lit. thanks.

[@Nora-oz9vi]

@fantaguyreal. It translates to "you are a like beggar shut up"

[@Kajo2k]

Funniest HC episode yet? This just might be! Honestly every time Joel gets frustrated and annoyed it makes me laugh. Him failing to kill people on the Life series and gradually losing his mind is what made me a fan

[@contingency58]

can we get a "you sick freak" horn? i think gem would utilize it wonderfully

[@justinapruner6978]

I love the difference between scar and jpel when it comes to patience and respect. Scar: respects grian's shenanigans and patiently waits for the music to end. Joel: "WE'RE NOT DOING THIS" takes the disc, and whacks grian. Patience GONE. 😂🤣

[@gillian6834]

0:22 okay unsolicited advice if it is really bothering you that much, it can be a sign you’re using too much -conditioner-Softener-detergent- something like that on your laundry and towels. I noticed it on my towels after a shower and had to start using less and safer ingredients lol! Remember (in America) you only need like 2 tbs of detergent to wash your clothes I promise!

[@justcallmeness]

I was nodding my head! I'm allergic to fabric softener!

[@Rentta]

This is why i only use vinegar as a "softener".

[@crusty2310]

19:34 THE SCREENSHOT OMG Also straight up i love how you just threatened Grian

[@Diamond_Dest1ny_]

You can tell Joel is spending more time editing just by the intro (SET THE PERMIT OFFICE ON FIRE!!!)

[@harlequinems]

It's very progressive of the Permit Office to offer equal employment opportunities for the criminally insane 😂

[@StarDuckberry]

Not joel calling out the magical mountain people I think joel and gem can share the epithet of having an obsession with etho :>

[@unluelifnil]

Lizzie coming for even a few seconds for joel melts my heart

[@juhibhobe3412]

Joel asking Lizzie for her approval and saying that he cares only about her opinion is so cute ❤

[@axxer666]

18:02 missed the chance to quote the iconic “two bros chilling in a hot tub” 😂😂

[@StickfigureGreen1]

“Someone obsessed with Etho” Joel’s talking about himself isn’t he

[@fuyahanabi1304]

That glow squid is Cleo approved! She's so impressed by it.

[@HaifaaAmni]

3:37 that laugh cut felt so Lizzie, and she was right there too LMAO

[@ivoryquills]

Joel bullying Grian into opening the permit office is a highlight of the video

[@0rion-1665]

Seeing the 2 best builders on the server talk and bounce ideas off each others is really something

[@Bradboss10]

Idk, keralis is pretty good

[@0rion-1665]

@@Bradboss10 that’s fair, I think Joel, bdubs,keralis and scar are all interchangeable for the best builders

[@Bradboss10]

@@0rion-1665 yeah, but in the end, they’re all (well most) are better than me

[@0rion-1665]

@@Bradboss10 same here lol

[@charlottenelken]

@@0rion-1665 surely Pearl is up there as well.

[@Spika94]

Someone should build a very silly hat on the Permit Office. Maybe a clown hat and a big red nose.

[@jaxonmcalley]

I have seen Xisuma and Etho had a conversation earlier today, now the two all-about-details builders (BDubs and Joel) are chatting!? My heart can't take it!

[@jamhopsey]

JOEL since you need to sell honey blocks maybe you could consider building a “glue factory” considering their extremely Normal association with horses

[@micelbutone700]

Smallishbeans is my new favorite hermit❤

[@fantaguyreal]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………..

[@nyaahong]

One of us one of us one of us one of us

[@LogiPogi]

19:36 look at the signs buds didn’t notice 😂

[@alfacinha9609]

8:56 Joel's going full french style against the government he's the new grian 🤘🏽😈

[@apolloj23]

Joel is killing it this season. So good.

[@darkdragoness5]

Everyone going nuts over Joel's reaction to the Permit office, while I'm laughing at Bdubs seeing all the "accidents" scattered around Joel's base.

[@catsumc]

3:33 "My wife says it's good because she's right behind me and that's all I care about" AWWWW

[@bravehearticus]

Bdubs "WHATS IN YOUR HAAAANND?!?!" was the same energy as "WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!?!" by Brad Pitt in Se7en

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

I love how Lizzie was right with him❤ and how she IMMEDIATELY said no to material gathering montage😂😂

[@Sherin974]

Making the eyes first, then having you run on the lines is low key brilliant. Witness me skull.

[@Wildflwers]

That glow squid is actually adorable omg

[@jackdaly7291]

Name idea just from you and bdubz hanging out. You know some places have a little Tokyo.....how about Smallish Tokyo?

[@star-xz1ne]

JOELS CHESTPLATE NAME 😭😭 8:41

[@kioni.unknown2059]

i was JUST thinking about joel while watching scars vod omg

[@stelmaria8991]

I literally just finished scar's vod and then I saw this

[@farmerchuck7294]

omg guys i found ethos alt account

[@biscutsoreggs]

I love the bdubs vs Joel height chart made me laugh so much

[@poorsarah]

Literally cried at bdubs “YOU SICK FREAK” 😂 17:02

[@TheLegoNerds]

18:51 Unlike, Scar, Beans was clearly not going to take any of that nonsense! 😂

[@Channie0523]

"my wife says its good and thats all i care about." king, you dropped this. 👑

[@toxicjo]

The height lines sent me 19:29

[@BirchWeber]

Punish Grian for his limited working hours by visiting him every Sunday between 2 and three and give him a bunch of busy work so he has to be there for the full shift.

[@aneta3098]

3:30 Honestly if Lizzy ever told me MY build looked good I wouldn't care about any other opinion ever lol

[@SillySyrup]

21:32 HAHAHAHAHA *Laughs uncontrollably, slams fist on table*

[@-CFate-]

10:00 poor Xisuma 😂

[@lillianhenderson-saunders5119]

At 21:23 you can see grian working on his red stone while Joel does the lapse

[@user-cc6sv5ib9p]

Joel being put on hold is the funniest thing ever😂

[@palaeocryptid8995]

The glow squid you made is actually adorable. I will cherish it forever

[@catsumc]

9:48 Grian: Oh that's a nice shop Joel: Yeap Grian: The pink one Joel: Oh... This moment was too funny, made me laugh so hard 😭 not Joel thinking Grian was complimenting his 😭

[@NexusSpacey]

I think Joe Hills puts it best; "Hermitcraft is cosmic horror" (he sung this to the beat of "TEENAGE, MUTANT, NINJA TURTLES!")

[@Mira-yo6fw]

Joel is spoiling us with all these hermitcraft episodes omg

[@kasandra5838]

Seriously impressed by how much Joel puts efforts into his intros. It's fun

[@hysteeriaa]

16:57 YOU SICK FREAK

[@penguaplayz]

I think you should start some bad blood with the permit office by selling bootleg permits behind the office in a shady back alley

[@spooked_glitch]

Two guys in a bath, five blocks apart because they're happily married :)