FIRST TIME REACTING TO | TOM SEGURA ODs - REACTION

[@jasonwilliam_79]

YES!!!!!! This is the first piece of comedy I showed my oldest daughter. We still say "JK" when we want to mess with each other. Inside father and daughter jokes are the best.

[@doozey365]

You need to watch Bert and Tom's dance off. They were both doing tours, and Bert made a dance video promotion taunting Tom. Then Tom made a promotion from his Tour taunting Bert. It is 100% one of the funniest things with Tom and Bert going at each other. They have a podcast 2 bears, one cave and Tom shows Bert the video, it is the best stuff i have seen.

[@365kayak]

Great idea!! Please try and do them in order tho Britt! It's absolutely hilarious!!!

[@kenbrock5441]

the funny thing is ya know like them and rogan do a challenge each year? well bert was taking dance classes secretly and pitched that as the challenge.. he was trying to cheat his way to a W.. but they shot the idea down.. so berts like.. well fuck.. i gotta do something with this time i spent taking dance classes.. lmao

[@RyanESmail]

YES YES YES!!! 100% a must!

[@willkels9196]

This is not happening was genius, a amazing one to check out is Ali Siddiq- Prision Riot hands down my favorite.

[@armando_alves]

13:20 - "How is there not a skit or a movie of this..." girl let me tell you about this movie called "The Hangover" 😂

[@joeynail6049]

You've lived for sure. You have an 8 year old version of you that proves your success of living.

[@CelerichPsalm]

Yes, the Charcoal thing is often used in like...survival wilderness scenarios. A good way, if you eat something bad, to get yourself to vomit it up.

[@quantumman555]

Charcoal doesnt neccessarily make you vomit but the long chains of carbon can grab onto various toxins rendering them inert. You then vomit the charcoal out.

[@WhatsUpDoc1379]

Omg, I'm so freaked out right now...I had a similar experience, although did not end up in the hospital, but the freaky thing is, that it happened the exact same night his story was...😳

[@mustakrakish123]

Thank you, I waited so long for this :D Basically every story on This Is Not Happening is pure gold and they are all true as well. As someone else pointed out, Ali Siddiq is an awesome storyteller. I recommend Mexicans Got On Boots and Mitchel (in that order, they are kind of related to each other!) Thanks again and Kudos from Germany Joey Diaz is one of the greats on there, too and worth checking out (Sister Hyacinth is a great point to start

[@LordRae]

Ali Siddiq and Roy Wood Jr both have amazing stories from This is Not Happening. Such great stories and so much fun.

[@RustinChole]

Yeah it’s true. This story was an average Saturday night for me from 16-21. Outside of the OD. But “too much too much” was a quote from fear and loathing when a guy takes too much of a drug he’s unfamiliar with that my friends used on each other ALL the time. Not coke or meth or heroin just psychedelics weed and booze. They were genuinely amazing experiences tho. Especially psychedelics in the back county wilderness.

[@joshbull623]

Schools just hand out time off of school nowadays like candy. I remember my school in the 90's wouldn't even close during tornado's or blizzards. In winter, every year we had buses sliding off of roads and it got so bad parents had to threaten a lawsuit to get the school to take the winter season more seriously. Everytime I visit my siblings these days it seems like the kids have a week off for some reason or another. When I started college I thought I would be so busy I'd never be able to visit home, nope, so much time off compared to my summer work period after high school, insane.

[@Might.B.Housey_]

Teacher here: schools and teachers would love to keep kids for way longer. The change comes from parents complaining that vacations aren’t long enough. Meanwhile, they’ll still take the kid out of school for two weeks to go to Disney World. 🙄

[@GenXHBReacts]

I started school in the mid '70s and graduated highschool '87, and we always had a week off for Thanksgiving (2 weeks for Christmas thru New Years). The school year always started on Friday before Labor Day. So, we started school Friday and then had Monday off (so the work really didn't start till Tuesday).

[@snowdog03]

HS 'Class of '86' here. Cleveland.

[@quentinjohnson2054]

If you think Bert and Tom have seen things wait till you discover Joey Diaz

[@shanedesselle2590]

Britt, I haven’t “lived” that way either, don’t want to, and don’t regret it. I love life without illicit substances, as I’m sure you do, as well.

[@arablues4142]

BOOOOOORRRIIIINNGGGG

[@junkyardwillie8320]

I wish I had breaks like those college kids. College student now, no fall break, I do get Labor Day, Thursday and Friday for Thanksgiving, Thursday and Friday for rodeo because I live in the southwest, spring break, nothing else. I do miss a nice fall break a few days off every now and then, but it seems like something of the past

[@peensteen]

Old folks getting that Foghorn Leghorn "Back in MY day, I say I say we didn't get no week for no Turkey Day, we got one day to walk uphill bout fitty miles to go eat cold corn pone, then drag about a bit of firewood back to the schoolmarm..."

[@SilentBob731]

Not that I would necessarily recommend it to anyone, but high-quality (meaning both strong, but also very pure) Ecstasy is absolutely my favourite drug that I have ever done. Everything is awesome, everyone is your friend, and the world is gonna be A-OK. Add to that boundless energy, zero aches and pains, and good music is simply Ethereally Beautiful (and I already think that a lot of the time, but this really is next-level). Aside from all that, MDMA (the "happy" half of Ecstasy) has been clinically proven to help trauma victims, folks with PTSD (particularly ex-soldiers) and other stress-related ailments deal with their issues by facing them head-on in a literal Mental Safe Space. America's War on Drugs is a war on its own people.

[@Zanielneko]

He's talking about University and the first "big break" you usually get is thanksgiving. It was not a real break just a little bit extra time to relax before starting class work again. It only ever seems like a big deal that first semester though lol. Weather you actually have times depends a lot on your course load as well.

[@kevinathans4191]

Lol next time I get called fat, I'll tell them I'm just drug resistant lol Tom is actually is great shape now.

[@Lleanlleawrg]

A friend of mine was dumb enough to grab an unattended glass from a table someone had left in a bar, and brought it back to our table when we were partying one night. He was low on cash so he saw it as a nice free beer. We watched our table but didn't think about someone bringing a pre-spiked drink to the table. Which he did. Someone left it out as a trap most likely.. He almost died in my arms, but we were able to save him. That was GHB.

[@Jackd-lz2hn]

The car😂 reminds me of this bit about buying weed.. kids nowadays can get weed at a store. Not back in the day

[@arielmscisney6128]

What does she mean "why isn't there a movie about this"? This kind of thing happens all the time.

[@pamagnolia]

This was hilarious!! Great story teller!! 😂

[@mattstanford9673]

Dan Cummins (I highly recommend Dan) does a "This Is Not Happening" about taking acid in Vegas.

[@Charsept]

My favorite "This isn't happening" is TJ Miller. (controversial person now of course) But his was pretty crazy. I think it would be a good reaction if you don't mind covering someone with his history.

[@kennygerberich4985]

Mine too. Honestly one of the best bits i've ever seen. Bums me out a bit now watching his sets from that time frame, just seeing how incredibly that experience seemed to shape his comedy for the better and knowing how things ultimately wound up.

[@hcastell1986]

You're always soooo 🥰🥰❤❤ more Tom!! You should give Mark Norman and Ralp Barbosa a rry!

[@WelcomeToTheGoldenPage]

Britt you will like Brian Regan : ) You should react to Brian Regan - The Emergency Room. He also did a This is not happening, called Boo Sailboat which is also pretty funny

[@snowdog03]

He could have ended up like Belushi so easy.

[@quinjesuis9187]

I just died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinathans4191]

My kids had school the week of Thanksgiving...

[@ubiquinoxxrosiles2766]

I think he's from Cincinnati. He said so In one of his specials

[@danbaxter2599]

Should for sure check out the Sean Patton episodes.

[@ScottMayys]

Ive done drugs for 25 years and never Od'd and I am going to continue to do them.

[@TisBoiGoTSkiLLz]

How long before we get her to react to some Joey Diaz? 😂

[@nunyabusiness9013]

GHB was a "club drug" it was referred to as liquid esctasy back in the day. Much like acid, mushrooms, and other psychedelics most black people I knew that were users weren't interested in them. They called them "crazy white boy drugs".

[@Mikeyd620]

i love tom lmao

[@jeanlarue1341]

You gotta watch Ali Siddiq’s stories on this show

[@MeelogMalterion]

Bert has his own segments on This is not Happening and so does that Jim Breur guy you reacted to recently and even Joe Rogan has some storys

[@huggelion]

imagine you od and your friends call the ambulance

[@jeremybr2020]

You might hear GHB being called "JEEB", or simply "water". I've done it twice, and I absolutely HATED it both times. It just wasn't for me. My friend totally LOVES it. But he would over do it almost every time. He would do what you would call..."Capping out." And it's not a very pleasant experience watching someone capping out. They go into this kind of slow motion seizure and they will sweat profusely for a good hour or 2. He's gotten into so much trouble because of that crap. For starters, he's capped out while driving, totaling 2 of his vehicles. Fortunately he escaped injury both times.

[@lulubugs2752]

He should count his blessings. HOLY

[@zeroreyortsed3624]

Maybe they did it different in '97. But I've had charcoal pumped into my stomach, and it didn't make me vomit. And it passed through my digestive system. This is the one thing that makes me question the validity of this story.

[@martin8829]

Check out Air Segura vs. Rain Man just came out yesterday

[@miketaylor1824]

Kids now will never get a snow day though

[@brandontruby6366]

In his defense, GHB is pretty dope if YOU KNOW youre doing it

[@brandontruby6366]

Granted. I have OD'd 3 times, ended up in bathtubs. Take that for what it's worth lol, I don't f around with it anymore

[@Chuck-PK]

This is hilarious for me because I had an almost identical experience, except it was just A LOT of alcohol. I had 0.72 BAC, enough to kill you twice over. I also suddenly woke up in a hospital with my parents looking over me and immediately knew what chaos must have happened and just thought "aww fuck."

[@rvscript]

“I don’t think I’ve had experiences like that” . If you gotta ask, you haven’t. Thank God.

[@gobokotsebe7179]

Check his podcast with Bert, particularly 'kool aid' episode

[@DonaldHolben]

theres like 3 or 4 seasons of these lol!!!!

[@D0nut42]

That's a funding issue, the multiple breaks thing.

[@jacobhoward9305]

It’s is a strip club 😂 it’s called cheetahs I’m so glad you noticed I don’t know why

[@martin8829]

It was actually filmed in a strip club

[@Goodall10]

Yep, should check out Howie Mandel's bit. His reaction is hilarious!

[@paulflowers786]

Yeah GHB was big here in Florida in the late 90s and early 2000s. I knew a cpl ppl that went into a Ghole. Same with ketamine, they call that coma a khole. I did K but never G. But mfrs would be oding all over the place back then

[@cristoforcasto2400]

This is Ari Shaffir's show! He's a Jewish comedian whose idea it was for this show that he sold to Comedy Central; Ari Shaffir is well known for making dark offensive jokes for the sake of being funny rather than acceptable, or whatever. Knowing this they still worked with him. And then there was some confrontation with him between him and the channel and they kicked him off the show and replaced him with someone else. But that show is definitely one of my favorites. Ari was known for the Amazing Racist where he got his first big bump back in the day. His recent special "Jew" is amazing.

[@vvoof2601]

LMAO you got 3 days for thanksgiving? We got the day of and that's it.

[@andrewgrant624]

In 1997 these were not red Flags. Only life experiences

[@pcl8993]

NICE, YOU!

[@bwsinfonia13]

I remember GHB, was like a drunk, but also a date rape drug.

[@brandontruby6366]

i was on break from 14 on, school sucks also, ive od on GHB 3 times and xtc once.... i own my own house and make pretty good money and married the love of my life and i take care of my father. its not the drugs its the person oh meth...... meth i did ghb when i did meth

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

Britt, have you seen Tom's gruesome basketball injury???

[@ryanhampson673]

This is not happening was an amazing show Ari Shaffir created. Comedy Central totally screwed him and forced him out of his own show. This is how I discovered Tom.

[@rubenleonides8907]

Can't wait for Uncle Joey Coco Diaz

[@non1503]

filmed in Cheetah's Strip Club in Hollywood

[@pyroishere]

Yes....the venue is a strip club

[@_stevek]

Gotta do Theo Von's This is not Happening. Me and Daryl Strawberry. Classic.

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

He's my son's age.

[@bsekaisu9710]

You should see some joe diaz stuff

[@AnthonyL0401]

Are you serious that kids are out of school the whole week for Thanksgiving? That info is scarier than his OD story

[@Gradwin1]

Bro im 39 and ive never tried anything drug-related outside of alcohol and some weak codeine pills for a back injury. Not even tried weed. And its not that i dont want to its just i didnt know a single person who dealt drugs. Granted, i'm in Sweden and its always seemed so fkn easy to get drugs in America lol

[@chrisrubio8212]

It is a strip club. They filmed at Cheetah’s in Hollywood.

[@martin8829]

This show is called this is not happening hosted by ari shafir check out more mark normand desperate for a shower and Joey Diaz has a bunch not sure about the chronological order it’s all about his live he’s genius. Also check out aris special from last year it’s called Jew. You should do full specials break them down in 15-20 min parts

[@danielpeters2282]

GHB is the super cleaners

[@heyletsplaythis]

If you think his story is hard to believe wait till you hear mine

[@ghefley]

Just remind yourself, Dying isn't much of a Life.

[@jimmybobsap8729]

I have many of these times lol sadly now can't trust anything but weed (not OD in hospital they didn't take me) lol

[@lontollison6771]

Have u seen Tom's basketball accident yet?

[@juniormeghji2551]

Gotta check out Dr. Dick by Tom segura

[@kenbrock5441]

i got x one time.. these white rappers brought it.. we did it.. didnt feel shit.. we're like dude.. we need to call them.. then look outside.. its like 3 hours later.. and they were still out front in the car with the lights on.. looking for their keys lmao.. im like.. ok.. well.. apparently it works..

[@ianrastall]

Yeah, charcoal's not fun. They did that to me a total of four times in my life.

[@loganryan1317]

No no trust me ur living ur life just fine! Im over 7 years clean off meth. An there r many years that i cant remember outside random flashbacks. I still have nightmares an cant even get flu shots without gtn a rush. Oh an charcoal sucks ass.. lol anywho! Just enjoy the stories 🤣

[@danl3602]

check out the This is Not Happening "Big Jay Oakerson sees some boobs"

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

Any one from age 40 to 70 can relate!!🤕😢😳💀

[@РауфАсмандьяров-ь7л]

watch the video from the same channel. Theo Von - Me and Darryl Strawberry - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@abducteeofearth1703]

It is a strip club! “Cheetahs”

[@RuffNeckGaming]

Some stories are ok to NOT have.

[@ScottMayys]

8000 red flags is the reason you have no stories

[@aaronproctor4745]

This isn’t happening with Joey Daiz is great. Also Joe Rogans

[@lbjohnnyjohn]

Check out some joe rogan standup.

[@Allfibs]

For the algorithm

[@christopherking4932]

Being fat does matter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frankrodriguez2999]

Lol its not that they've lived they survived consider yourself lucky you didnt miss much but a chance to die😆

[@andrewpelletier8032]

Not a fan can you do Steven Wright please and ty 🙏

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

Trying ALL DRUGS is BAD!!!!

[@BrianEscobar26]

You love to talk

[@stonemansteveiii3135]

You should check out Ari Shaffir's new special, Jew!! It's hilarious!

[@jordangalentine1441]

Thr tar isn't that. I. Had it 2 times when I tried the kill myself. I makes you throw. It also took almost a week it use the bathroom

[@scrptar129]

How many Atlanta strip clubs have you been to? You seem to know the interiors of them pretty well.

[@Levijatan1389]

Still wish you had these types of "experiences"?

[@Swoost]

great reaction! and not to sound creepy but you are so pretty, and i love your personality. i legit have a crush lol btw how do you know that looks like a strip club in atlanta XD

[@apatternedhorizon]

If you do any more clips from this show, skip forward like 30 seconds until the bit starts because the first part always spoils the story. Try Ali Siddiq - Mitchell from the same show.

[@MasterOfFudge]

You gotta react to ari shaffir. His new special, jew, is great

[@Thehardtruth69]

I deserve drugs though