Fishtank Digest Season 3 Day 39 - MY PROTÉGÉ

[@GoonterGuntherson]

My theory on why they had to leave the house early is because when Jaclyn showed up she caused structural damage to the foundation making the house unsafe

[@kodymasteller4740]

Underrated comment

[@FerutElCampeador]

Alex B actually bought the house and evicted everyone

[@BabyZzz17]

Her chorizo stink couldn't be cleaned from the walls

[@freddieh.mercury8893]

Can confirm this

[@lofigaming1092]

no it was deffinatly a licensing issue filming a show in a residental coded area most likely was the issue.

[@DOLLAZTwan]

while i'm not a fan of the irl streams, its nice to see chris falling in love with another fishtank contestant then going scorched earth on them is a staple of every season

[@sap509]

He is hard to look at

[@skritzo]

he keeps reposting that ripped AI version of himself to IG. I think he's actually believing he looks that good

[@knightofjustice5475]

He's already had his sentimental sappy rant about white picket fences and pet dogs. God it's so ridiculous.

[@darkenigma3]

who tf is chris?

[@sap509]

@@darkenigma3 air-soft fatty

[@thedingleberrybush6076]

The world desperately needs a buddy cop sitcom starring Burt and Luke. Their chemistry is hollywood level

[@AcidTripFilms]

Luke and Burt is such a good combo, like yin and yang. I’d watch a show with them

[@InnerCityX]

But not fishtank lol

[@guycomments]

Reminds me of Psych

[@skritzo]

Buddy cop show material. Flamboyant bisexual detective who gets distracted by vices but solves every case through schizophrenia in the end. Sarcastic jew-coded pretty boy homophobe who keeps his partner on the straight and narrow reluctantly. Perfect bromance no homo cop show

[@LetsGoBocephus]

This is a show with them and you’re watching so that checks out.

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

They're the best, all of them. Even Mizzy.

[@Mavvyd96]

Luke is so humble to think he would get thrown off for being "nontent". We love you, Luke!

[@Alex-tx6by]

dude I think they just never talk to them. it's easier for us because we have a bird's eye view. but something as simple as never knowing when your next meal is gonna be or where you're going can be disorienting. never mind the fact they're being live streamed and fucked with 24/7

[@xpsychotripodx3945]

We need the LURT show now !!!

[@ToneSherpa]

Luke needs to be a permanent member of the MDE team. He's great. Maybe him and Charles could write bits or something.

[@KevinAugustt]

Yeah he's crazy for thinking that if he's been paying attention non-tent keeps you on the show that's why binks is here that's why they brought mizzy back. it's the theme of this season. Show ended a long time ago now they're just going on a vacation making fun of Burt

[@PixelWolv]

​@@ToneSherpa already happened yesterday or day 1 in Vegas i cant remember, but theres clips of it on KF and elsewhere, Sam said "new sideman" and shook lukes hand, luke was very grateful and excited about it.

[@batavi4568]

Mizzy sitting as close to Sam as she could on the bus is such a mizzy move

[@Atleast0ne]

Just like Jerry seinfeld

[@zezdyy]

she sat there first, and he sat behind her, but binx was saying for her to sit with her but decided to sit with an extra spot behind her

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

Is she even confirmed single?

[@dingdongspaghetti]

as if sam isn't trying just as hard to get close to her

[@foskell77]

jews stay close!

[@justafellagaming]

I can not believe Jeff ate the elimination sour candy, what a buffoon

[@grassmanhyd0]

Burt getting 1 hit point was hilarious

[@cryocrusader2594]

I like how both the Chilli Pepper songs Sam mockingly sang along with Simbal just so happen to have diegetically appeared in the background since. Some guy was singing Californication in the street and Give it Away is playing in the arcade.

[@lionohday5197]

We also got Simple Man playing at the bar as well.

[@ianmiller1000]

​@@lionohday5197 Fatty probably put it on the jukebox. Or those songs just happened to be playing because they're never not playing somewhere.

[@canyonsand]

Blessed comment thread

[@jagerzaku9160]

The Breaking Bad meth RV was real all along!

[@Alex-tx6by]

you know chris has stayed too long when he starts a nonsensical incel fueled disagreement with one of the girls

[@Lykyk]

But that's the best part?????

[@Sequentialaccount]

We needed that

[@sap509]

​@@Lykyk are you high

[@jagerzaku9160]

and just like every other time she runs circles around him.

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

He's just trying to fill the void left by Letty.

[@RealPoobah]

burt almost losing his shit when he thought he was eating elimination doritos🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

Almost losing his shit is his default state.

[@manfaceddog9288]

Once again, the undisputed GOAT of the fan community, I wouldn’t watch if I was perpetually confused (aka Burt mode) Thank you Simmons! o7

[@TRKJSR]

Luke and Jobe are the best things to come out of season 3

[@alexmercer936]

Real

[@jagerzaku9160]

43:45 probably the most Underrated moment of comedy in the entire season. Reunifying signal and the poopy toilet.

[@alexmercer936]

Jeff failed us… but importantly, he failed himself. W Luke for taking it in stride

[@th3kesselrunner677]

Mizzy seeths seeing Sam have fun with Luke. Life is so Mizzy

[@ianmiller1000]

The RV Cell challenge should involve having Alex B re-join, then feed him nothing but caffeine pills until they reach the end of the trip.

[@N8R_Quizzie]

I feel so bad for Luke losing all his stuff but still staying chill about it. His wallet, phone, ID its all gone yet he wasn't freaking out on Jeff but keeping that all in

[@Kitsuragi556]

He lost his Costco card. 😩

[@Alfred_English]

Honestly a sad and dark ending for Jeff. Hope he finds help

[@MyDaoust]

Bossman jack shoutout is hilarious

[@booneh]

It’s sad that as soon as Jeff lost his cool with Luke I knew he was lying before I could even articulate why. Been lied to by enough junkies and pillheads I guess.

[@2toothsome]

the part where he's trying to explain why he couldn't have stolen it is what confirmed it for me, that's what i see in 99% of cases of people lying. instead of a normal response of "i didn't do it", it's "i couldn't have done it!" i bet if they left jeff alone for a while after the grilling he got, the missing item would suddenly materialize on a table or something

[@booneh]

It took me a while to figure out what it was that I was sensing. Ultimately I think that it was that he was offended, not by the accusation, but by people picking apart his alibi. Tapping out before he incriminated himself.

[@ianmiller1000]

Tell-tale sign of a liar is someone who has to overexplain an alibi, or gets offended if the issue is pressed. If he was innocent, he could've let it go, or helped Luke try and find it.

[@ianmiller1000]

​@2toothsome No clue what else was in Luke's bag, but it had his ID, money, and credit cards. Money can be spent and credit cards can be run up, and stolen IDs are a big commodity for people on the streets since they're usually off the grid.

[@williamgass9242]

But did he lie?

[@eddienicx]

Thanks for hanging in there AB, I lost touch once the road trip started

[@Authoritesvsminoritestv]

These aren’t your friends the only thing youve lost touch with is reality and the hoes

[@HooliganArts]

"He look like Jack Black with Down syndrome" was pretty funny

[@storm___]

Funny til its not funny

[@HoneyPistoI]

27:14 This is like in Toy Story when the aliens see the claw hahaha

[@kaioken654]

I just realized they got rid of Payton because she's not 21

[@Flowboat]

nothing gets past you

[@doug-core8850]

Because burt didn't pick her to come on his vegas trip he won

[@a25luxray37]

on live she said it was scripted and she wanted to leave before they left in the rv

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

She ate an elimination chocolate, a rookie mistake.

[@GamerWordDotNet]

She said she didn't want to be there in the hotel room.

[@woofman7918]

Damn. I knew Jeff wasn’t going to turn into a butterfly… but I still hoped.

[@Toxik_Dubz]

I hope they do give Luke a podcast.

[@JonahWellsComedy]

You just know Mizzy is super jealous of Luke getting a job .

[@mekudu-man3804]

she doesnt want one, she wants to give one

[@brianlewis1372]

Way she goes.

[@Alex-tx6by]

nothing pisses me off more than when a fish stops caring about the show and starts flirting with production and asking for a job. Luke getting it in the end is literally the Willy Wonka ending (again)

[@mekudu-man3804]

@@Alex-tx6by bro the show ended once they left the house and Luke is a freeloader.

[@Authoritesvsminoritestv]

She wants to give one is crazy

[@StandWatie1862]

Hope Luke actually gets the job but Sam's probably full of it

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

Luke was so happy, I can see it's his dream job.

[@GreyMagee74]

I believe he will have a job like to Vance in future projects, but that podcast is 100% a bit.

[@flouserschird]

Luke definitely has a future working with Sam.

[@B.R.A.I.N.]

​@@GreyMagee74he talked about it on PGL before telling Luke, not a bit

[@jarmn]

Sam was talking about it in a pgl a while ago lol

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

Binx is literally a cyberpunk character.

[@BusyWeaverBeats]

Yeah one of those junkies laying in the streets

[@closcer3950]

An old one

[@maks_____]

Season 3 has been awesome man this shit is gonna be so dope in the edited episodes

[@6ixthhydro652]

Mizzy really looks like Seinfeld in HD

[@Mfgrant43]

I wonder if what Sam said about having to leave the house was true. It would make sense why they kicked all the new people out so fast

[@dingdongspaghetti]

I saw a rumor that it was a gas leak but I haven't seen anything to back that claim yet

[@ianmiller1000]

They left a few days before the start of December. Something tells me the lease was ended or terminated at the end of November so they had to evacuate.

[@Mfgrant43]

@@ianmiller1000 I feel like they would own the property? Don't they still have the blood games stuff set up? That would suck to have to take all that down in a short time because of a lease disagreement. Sam did say it was because of something dumb so maybe so

[@ianmiller1000]

@mookieblaylock9414 From what I understand, the first 2 houses were rentals as well...Which absolutely surprised me since they were destroyed and had to be gutted. Someone mentioned that the season 3 house was on an episode of Scuffed Realtor, so maybe it's been on the market long enough for them to do 2 shows there (It wouldn't surprise me if the house hasn't been sold, it's ugly as hell inside and the layout doesn't make any sense to me).

[@ToneSherpa]

@@ianmiller1000 No I think they are actually buying the houses and flipping them. It seems they were choosing houses due to be renovated anyways... so it just kind of factors into their costs. No doubt Nick is involved.

[@Mavvyd96]

Props to Luke for not giving into his emotions when confronting Jeff. An example of a masculine man. God help Jeff. Luke is by far my favorite fish ever now.

[@pja6476]

​@@thepotionyou believe the overly emotional, drug addicted, homeless, fentanyl dealing to kids, needles having, "man" that is Jeff?

[@countervolition]

@@thepotion Jeff 100% did steal it, he denied everything including the dope they found on him, he most def stole it for the cash and gear, this guy would sell his child for a hit, he licked frank's boot clean for a HIT of a cig, not even a full cig

[@whateverwhatever4026]

What Potion said. Production ALLEGEDLY found something in Jeff's bag. That's it though. No theft occurred. Luke just lost his own shit. And Jeff got the blame because of his addiction issues. Free Jeff. I mean production literally tried to frame him for stealing a random keychain. A keychain. Shit was dumb.

[@pja6476]

@@whateverwhatever4026 did you not see how Jeff was acting bruv?

[@whateverwhatever4026]

@@pja6476 Was he ACTING like he stole A keychain?

[@lylestrategier1420]

Luke is a solid human being. Welcome in my tribe and I would take a bullet for him.. he handled himself boxing. He is the true alpha male after Sir Samuel the Great. Bring him into the fold

[@wienerhymier]

Luke has opened my pineal gland and I am questioning my sexuality

[@limitlessLtd]

Burt and Luke are and have always been neck and neck in terms of my support.

[@ColdFuse96]

Thank you so much Fishtank Digest for making this last crashout as entertaining as possible!!!

[@PopupH88terILoveJuice-iz7sx]

Welp I am all caught up. I watched the first season on the fishtank main channel and the 2nd and 3rd on this channel. I do not think I have been more enthralled into a piece of media like this before.

[@PopupH88terILoveJuice-iz7sx]

Hold that thought Day 40 is available for viewing. Thanks Simmons.

[@andywiddowson4122]

"... cus for the most part, I thought it was all non-sense and bullshit...". Burt, it was non-sense and bullshit, that's why we love you

[@InnerCityX]

I love the trip,i love leaving the house and i love season 3

[@InnerCityX]

I don't love mizzyn tho. Disgusting

[@whateverwhatever4026]

You don't have to love Mizzy. LIFE is Mizzy. Mizzy is life.

[@markmartin2819]

@@InnerCityX she is a little piggy but she's our little piggy

[@yuro5833]

Jeff ruined it for all the homeless people I loved him so much💔💔now they’ll never bring on another one

[@Brando56725]

They definitely will they just have to vet them a little more

[@yuro5833]

@@Brando56725yeah and I get what Luke was saying that it wasn’t about the bag it was the illegal stuff but they’re all adults and people have their demons I think they’d understand if he was more honest. I don’t think he took Luke’s stuff and he acted how he did just because he was ashamed that his stuff got found and he was clearly going through withdrawals. Hopefully they do give another homeless person a chance Jeff was hilarious.

[@ToneSherpa]

hopefully a black this time

[@ScubaSteveM45]

Not everyone out there homeless is homeless through bad circumstances and total poverty, some are just junkies who backstabbed and burned everyone who extended them kindness and support left and right beforehand

[@christopherodaniel3113]

Thank you for doing these. Lots of hard work. You are appreciated and respected

[@spicysauce4739]

So they left Jeff stranded in Vegas? LOL

[@StandWatie1862]

@@spicysauce4739 no they paid for his ride back.

[@MickChallenger-q9l]

Probably in a car

[@2toothsome]

they returned him back into the wild where he belongs

[@chonkychungus7939]

well he is homeless so to him its just like being dropped off in a new map to explore. plus its probably easier for him to get fent there.

[@krisf4969]

He now live under the hotels in the tunnels high on fent, God bless him!

[@he478]

Mizzy is actually really cute up close. Damn

[@kevinenter1636]

I had never heard of this show before, but I found out because I happened to be at the Nerd while they were filming. I got to talk to them a bit and they were pretty cool. I'm the guy with the mohawk in the background at 27:15.

[@woofman7918]

Strap in bud. You’re main lining the real shit now. I recommend you don’t mention this show to your friends or any women you’re trying to fuck though. Trust me.

[@Gannoh]

You picked a crazy time to find out about the show, it's not normally Vegas vlogs

[@DanielBerthellemy]

RIP Jeff 😞

[@DeezLBC]

Luke knew what Phreaking was. He's the best.

[@chooterino]

burt always says adjectives in sets of three when describing some thing

[@mattv.4089]

3:32 TTS out in the wild is my favorite part of all of this.

[@adolfdaikun8012]

I wasn't too hot on S3 at the beginning but I gotta admit, Luke & Burt have become possibly my favorite Fish ever.

[@MastA420]

Jeff was found died this morning

[@booneh]

What color?

[@MastA420]

@booneh Bl... Blue!! What does that mean?! Is it a clue?

[@booneh]

He has to pretend to be airplane toilet water to be able to get back to his uncle’s house or wherever it is he’s crashing. Interesting.

[@SSenjo]

Interesting

[@adhhxgxhhg]

RIP BAM MARGERA

[@MickChallenger-q9l]

Stay inside. No weed. No phone.

[@lord_crush777]

Honestly this whole "Fish in Vegas" bit has saved the show the house was starting to get stale with just the 3 fish remaining; plus Burt had to get his vegas trip some how

[@obsoletechannelarchive]

@@lord_crush777 I agree, I am kinda starting to miss the vibe of actual fishtank now tho. But it is colol to see them interact with the outside world aswell

[@spongegar]

43:48 im pretty sure Binx will still be malding about simbal 10 years after the show ends

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

24:00 One Punch Man Burt 27:14 + 28:16 + 1:33 + 3:22 + 7:18 + 25:26 Burt is eternal 1:58 Sam N-drop 🥷🏿 8:18 weeaboo Luke 8:58 Luke joins the MDE crew 27:08 rip ears 43:47 rest in piss wifi

[@Kiezly]

So I’m confused did Luke only lose his ID or did he lose all of his possessions his entire wallet and everything? Do they plan on going back and retracing their steps to all the places the stuff could’ve been?

[@magakillar]

Everything

[@Vegas7.62]

I thought it was just his fanny pack

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

Binx is lookin BEAT without that makeup.

[@MickChallenger-q9l]

Implying she didn't with that slop on her face ?

[@user-zb3jc6zl6h]

please don’t say that about her

[@timothyjudson9191]

She looks better without it

[@dondingus]

Love the Tank, Love AB

[@PASTRAMIKick]

Luke is an authentic guy, little to no fakeness in him (unless he's acting of course)

[@ToneSherpa]

he's charming and likable and witty (and handsome... no homo). the perfect honey to Sam's vinegar.

[@k8zyy]

i need a Burt and Luke show.

[@mediumChungus69]

Constantly letting Binx hold the camera has to be one of the worst decisions they've ever made

[@ianmiller1000]

Excluding alcohol, was Jeff ever visibly high or strung out in the house? If he had gear on him in the RV, either from before the trip or picked up in Vegas, he must've needed a fix while stuck in the house for however long he was.

[@sh0rmp3r]

yea there's a clip of him visibly nodding out in the hotel they stayed in before they made it to vegas

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Might not have fallen off the wagon until Vegas. Or after he left the house....Assuming it's true at all. Remember, all of this is just production claiming it. And they're not exactly reliable. They did try to blame Jeff for keychain theft. Literally A keychain. The theft part probably isn't true. But he might have relapsed after leaving the house.

[@Authoritesvsminoritestv]

Getting mizzy to zyn was a W

[@Some_Beach]

8:41 luke knows bossmanjack. Odds of Luke having a kiwifarms account?

[@neszero]

100%

[@v.pestilent]

i think mizzy has gotten skinnier since being on the show lbs

[@nathant6655]

i know, shame…

[@ggeessttaalltt]

Everyone has, they’re not eating much.

[@whateverwhatever4026]

They were doing the Fatty gag with her and making her exercise for immunity that didn't matter...

[@The8bitFighter]

43:22 -- "It's not like the ball brothers took a gun to her face and made her come back stage." "...and made her come..." > Jet looks at Binx, sweat pouring

[@all-hands]

Common AB W

[@shaunwalsh8993]

I think Jeff definitely got paid enough to afford heroin on his own and probably didnt steal Luke's bag. I could be wrong but regardless THANK YOU COACH MCGURCK!

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Exactly. IF he did relapse, he's not stealing random keychains to afford drugs. That doesn't even make sense.

[@shaunwalsh8993]

@whateverwhatever4026 I mean I'm sure Luke had plenty in his wallet in cash and more on the cards but Jeff definitely wasn't broke, and Vegas is literally sin city so certainly when off camera or away from the group every had the opportunity to buy most illicit substances if they met the right person

[@Exitus50]

thanks for the effort!

[@mekudu-man3804]

LV - Luke Vegas

[@Jim_OHara]

I don't believe Jeff took the ID, but I do believe Jeff had fentanyl and rigs in his own bag. Jeff's a stone cold junkie, if he would've stole Luke's ID, he would've tried to help Luke look for it. 💳💉

[@KryMoore]

Craig Furgeson joke…….

[@Jim_OHara]

@KryMoore Craig Ferguson didn't invent junkie behavior, it's been around forever. Watch Permanent Midnight with Ben Stiller made in 1998 or The Panic at Needle Park with Al Pacino made in 1970. Both have a similar reference.

[@KryMoore]

@@Jim_OHara It’s a Craig Furgeson joke, get over it.

[@lovesign7882]

@@KryMoore He didn't come up with it, he ripped it off like Amy Schumer because he's highly regarded.

[@jordanh856]

i literally had a junkie steal my ps3 controller and help me look for it when i was like 11

[@DeanRasmussen]

Classic Luke W

[@pereiraslefthook]

I could watch a full movie with Burt and Luke

[@Alex-tx6by]

I don't believe anything Hyde said about why the left the house. First he claims site is constantly down, but in the last few days there were rarely any issues. then he says it's fine as long as they don't leave the house? none of this matches was Jet and Ben said a few days ago. I think ultimately they have to be careful with what they disclose. If Hyde says the cast is aids or the show is slop 60% of the fanbase will start echoing that sentiment whether it's true or not. they need to figure out how to communicate to the audience/fish in a way that improves the experience.

[@ianmiller1000]

It's convenient that they left for the RV trip 2 days before the 1st of the month. Something tells me they either had lease issues with the house or got kicked out.

[@ToneSherpa]

@@ianmiller1000 I think they just got SWATTED too many times and it was becoming a problem.

[@Alex-tx6by]

@@ianmiller1000 he doubled down on this yesterday, so I guess he's being honest. He didn't get into specifics. My guess is the reason they can't come out and say what the issue is is because it could potentially be used by the fish as a means to sue them. Mold or something. Again just speculating.

[@ianmiller1000]

@Alex-tx6by Mold? Faulty plumbing? Frank Hassle infestation?

[@big_bunga]

so jeff does have brain damage

[@nathant6655]

i never expected the first person to leave would end up winning the show….. FUCK!

[@bongus-ss4el]

i wish someone would look at me the way luke looks at sam

[@jimydsadf301]

A Luke and Jay dyer podcast would be sick

[@thenotoriousbigb8108]

I should’ve really kissed Burt lol

[@woofman7918]

Pusssyyyyyyy

[@unclebasil3489]

27:11 Burt died and went to heaven

[@chikaworldpeace3446]

Bravo for watching this so I don’t have to. This shit is unwatchable. Hopefully they learn a lot from this season and come back better than ever

[@FerutElCampeador]

star link, and a second place to stay prepared with cameras (a cheap shitty apartment), and this rv thing would be much better

[@knightofjustice5475]

I guess I'm a little more sympathetic towards this season now that I know they probably had to leave. They should definitely avoid IRL in future though, unless it's inronic.

[@KevinAugustt]

I'm hoping whatever happened at the house is actually getting fixed and will be fixed before the end of the show and they actually end it back at the house but I have no idea I can't trust anything Sam says at this point he's trolling everyone

[@kingcammel5227]

What was the outro track for this one?

[@mosspawcat]

SMT 4 OST - Tokyo

[@DrainShwty]

23:16 funniest binx one liner

[@SelSalt]

The poll saying Jeff is not guilty is wild. Unless this is a bit.

[@rosspritchett8423]

Being so sure he's guilty with no evidence is wild lol. You can hate him till you're red in the face but there's not a single thing that made him guilty of taking a bag

[@ToneSherpa]

@@rosspritchett8423yeah he did it bro

[@rosspritchett8423]

@@ToneSherpa based on what lol the fact that he's a junkie?

[@ToneSherpa]

@@rosspritchett8423 partly yes. lol. junkies tend to steal shit.

[@mosspawcat]

@rosspritchett8423 There are a number of ways that Luke could have lost his stuff while traveling around in Vegas, but you cannot trust drug addicts. They are total slaves to getting high and will do wild shit for it. I don't blame people for suspecting him at all.

[@woofman7918]

Sam just openly mocking AAV in front of them

[@LFLucifear]

does sam know what protege means? its been his wives every time.

[@Penguin-wk7gq]

Life is mizzy vertical bar circumflex

[@ArmyStrongGangflu]

Binx' face really is hard to look at.

[@raybrito6631]

You’ve surpassed Cucumber Feet in quality recaps this season my man. Shout outs

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

It started off so good this season. So crazy how hard it nosedived.

[@lord_crush777]

Man you tweaking harder then Jeff Las Vegas had been the biggest production W since rug pulling FH2.0

[@Aiur]

THIS IS REALITY

[@mj1205]

wow so when we were joking about jeff being dead in the shower, we were half right lol

[@antonmanu5817]

luke is an irl elf

[@6ixthhydro652]

Elimination Doritos??!!!

[@mrapplecastle]

rip jeff

[@rorke6092]

jeff did nothing wrong. legalize fent

[@Sladereal]

2:01 bifocals lmaoooo

[@poopoopeepee780]

Dems is spyfocals yerd