CS:GO FOR KIDS

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▸ John: goo.gl/8CWqbE
▸ Kryoz: goo.gl/DKcr4e
▸ SwaggerSouls: goo.gl/CwWgxo
▸ SMii7Y: goo.gl/kdT0CD
▸ McCreamy: goo.gl/jZjuWQ
▸ Bordie: goo.gl/1W1orz
▸ Kugo: goo.gl/NKBFTD
▸ Blaruthezebra: goo.gl/9C9Wty
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▸ Catmosphere - Candy-Coloured Sky: goo.gl/FX6SOz

[@Fitz]

I'm sorry if you saw the video yesterday, but this version is slightly different. Hopefully KZbin wont restrict it this time. Please leave a like and a comment if you enjoyed. Your support on this video is appreciated now more than ever. Love you

[@Vestaxowner1]

Fitz Aww, i liked the original one, but I'll gladly give this one a shot

[@David.Zivotic]

Sure Fitz

[@philipwrighton]

Get a patreon so you don't have to be a "Sellout" or rely on youtube. xD

[@aaaaabbbbb2830]

YOU'VE GOT REALLY SUPPLE LIPS !

[@todor6067]

Never mind Thank you I love u dude

[@SwaggerSouls]

it feels good to finally have my kid friendly jokes be featured

[@medievel5254]

SwaggerSouls hi

[@Kronlol]

All 4 words of it.

[@duncanmorrow255]

Yeet.

[@whylis3803]

SwaggerSouls 😐☺️

[@nicovargas1145]

Yeet

[@Kryoz]

I think i just bring demonetization where ever I go Im sorry fitz

[@al3x595]

Cmon kryodemonetize

[@crazyspace6792]

Soooo, it's actually Kryoz...... ok

[@Joel-yl5gv]

How'd that burn feel Kryoz?

[@jamieshay1770]

Wasn't you, it was his Paul Walker joke xD

[@cursedmidget5453]

Kryo

[@zaiyanjafry3757]

LMAOOOO THEY CALLED SHANE DAWSON OUT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT AT 2:00

[@_s0nyae]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMAOO

[@FlamableDrip5]

Zaiyan Jafry That joke did not age well 😂😂😂

[@willmcstay3127]

Saaaaaaaaame

[@sporkwizard]

yikes I thought of that too

[@theaprilist8668]

Dude this was last year

[@thenarrator9204]

I love it when Kugo is in the mix. It seems to totally throw you all off and just makes me laugh.

[@oH_._]

Kugo is just that one dad who turns edgy people family friendly, even though the dad also loves dark humor 😂

[@PickleManDylBoy]

Sounds like something Kugo would say....

[@Jameskii]

green day by green day (ft. green day)

[@gregorvich9763]

what the hell and the hell by hell?

[@JDY24FPS]

Jameskii produced by green day

[@JDY24FPS]

Directed by green day

[@yonder4784]

I'm Jordz In association with green day

[@om132]

Sorry did you say green day?

[@redacted2513]

"So how do I make myself kid friendly? I'll insert the "I'm Green Day" clip to get us going. Yeah, that's nice. After that, I'll follow up with a joke where I drive through a preschool. Kids are going to love this." - Fitz

[@aestheticsock8772]

Cyber Fire Well, I got a 15sec unskippable ad before the vid so it might've worked

[@sixguns3083]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zp3YiamAqJagldk

[@celdamagecody2153]

1:37 bookmark for owen wilsons cat joke

[@celdamagecody2153]

6:07 for phoon moaning

[@zeninmonke]

0:46 look at his hand 👌

[@zeninmonke]

Maverick 21 wait wtf

[@zeninmonke]

pee is stored in the balls change my mind some guy said “don’t do racism kids” lol

[@xddDracian]

REEEE

[@dannyescobedo7886]

😂😂😂 omg im fuckin dead

[@machi5784]

why did i just notice this😂😂😂

[@CallMeJoeJoe]

KZbin needs to stop their kid friendly crap....

[@CallMeJoeJoe]

Already saw the first video :)

[@ilovekittiez212]

What are you doing here?

[@dt8698]

Kobe you are telling me you don't give lord fitz every view you can. SHAME

[@ilovekittiez212]

Arch Platypus jo. But he is a KZbinr i watch

[@cloroxbleachlemonflavor3962]

CallMeJoeJoe you can’t say crap.

[@NadeKing]

KZbin is kid-friendly, altough it should be me-friendly :(

[@Dolphinio]

NadeKing heh

[@Nocreep4u]

NadeKing ooooooh boy its nade!

[@TheGOAT-rf1dn]

it should be super general-friendly

[@edgypancreas1839]

NadeKing Bro I see you comment on everything csgo I swear.

[@samkhan8663]

Well said. They have "KZbin Kids" for a reason. Yes, they do have their own kids version of YT so THEY DONT NEED THIS KID FRIENDLY SHIT

[@_sombie_]

9:12 I can't listen to that background music without thinking of that "porn" swagger was watching xD

[@-Pathos-]

I need sauce pls .... It's for a school project

[@p0peye112]

Asian girls exchanging bodily fluids please

[@GenericCringe]

‘I do not own a Tesla or run over kids’ *listens to podcast * ‘Yeah my Tesla...’ Me:HHHHHMMMMMM

[@perfectss3733]

Aw dang it I played this in front my parents and they got mad damn Fitz ur so smart u tricked me by the title

[@ashraharkin5290]

PerfectS

[@tristan9547]

PerfectSS3 hey sahill

[@suhaanstewart7204]

Bro i hate u

[@ray7225]

i seriously have a hard time eating anything while watching these videos, i always burst out laughing every 40 seconds😂 these videos always put me in a good mood

[@ray7225]

Chandler Worsham HAHAHHAHAHA

[@LukeNasti]

Same!!!

[@sixguns3083]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zp3YiamAqJagldk

[@FootballBoi]

“Kid friendly” swears in the first 50 seconds lol

[@wokedog1799]

Called sarcasm

[@tapwat3r949]

@@wokedog1799 stfu

[@pablo153]

7:34 wheeze of the century

[@Lumpi1307]

Dat Pwnda

[@SpookyWatcher]

Pubg IQ 9000 better

[@tylerwalsh1894]

I don't even care about the footage I just listen to the conversations

[@cronothedragon2743]

Lol then just use their podcasts

[@oH_._]

@@cronothedragon2743 I think you missed his point?

[@bryanbergmann1133]

@@oH_._ He did. actually seems offended, even though he said like 5 words 😂

[@acebugscaptain]

@@cronothedragon2743 except the podcast conversations and jokes arent the same as the videos

[@drivertruly7935]

That Lebanon joke didn't age well

[@curtisreed4577]

I thought the same thing

[@lol-iu9ye]

Yup....

[@mathew9830]

i was gonna say that😭

[@kaustubh5594]

Time stamp?

[@official_knowhere]

OH MY GOD, I literally came down to the comment section to say that exactly LMFAO, this is so sad.

[@Chekkdo]

1:58 They predicted Shane Dawson

[@Commie1]

"kid friendly" while you play a game rated M.

[@wahyuanggorowijaksono4802]

LOL It's M

[@perfectss3733]

UnderRatedGaming it’s rating teen

[@Imran-kd7nx]

UnderRatedGaming OMFG I HAVE TO TELL ME MUM ABOUT THIS IM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY M RATED GAMES

[@EmApex]

Fun fact, the PC version of CSGO actually doesn't have an age rating. It was never submitted for a rating, but the Xbox and PS3 versions were.

[@Lysergic_]

csgo is pretty much a kids game at this point

[@harshcommenter63]

9/11 wasnt really a terrorist attack, they just pressed the "return to me" button in the plane and it took a shortcut through 2 buildings

[@stratisskapinakis9773]

lmao

[@mobzgaming9777]

good meme

[@Skadongle]

Fuckas D'youas It was one plane at a time so the plane didn’t hit both but still funny

[@impete.n9227]

Hhhaha

[@ugotjinxed2585]

boiii xd

[@erika-rs3ns]

“im green day! im green day! im green day!” me, a fan of green day: i mean you got the nasally sound right

[@AtomicFlounder42]

8:13 the hardest flick in csgo history, dude had his sensitivity at 800%

[@Phaed_]

The only differences I've noticed are the intro and no Paul Walker joke.

[@vascoalves476]

and the "FOR ISIS" stabbing :((

[@Ashometri]

EcxsVoc. 6:46 he used to say he was kidnapped by isis then killed

[@tgdhsuk3589]

and the isis joke

[@zachyoung2002]

Love how they ban your jokes but blood and gore is kid-friendly.

[@miacericola1742]

"u ok john?" 5:59 😭

[@11april53]

I want to know the song so bad

[@michaelsouthard7327]

5:00 I haven’t heard that many grown men dry heaving since my time in church camp

[@andrewfoster4484]

The fist 2 and a half minutes of this video had me choking on my cornflakes in sidesplitting laughter. I love your videos so much! Keep it up man.

[@boogart7935]

0:59 hey, its Ainsley's brother

[@landonmoser6120]

0:42 the pace that he says that actually low key hard

[@jase2300]

“Kid friendly” imidiatly jokes about killing e year olds

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

Immediately*

[@expli767]

So when John was 10 Years old, Kugo would then be 18.. Hes actually a fcking dad. :D Keep up the awesome work Fitz, if i could i would give you everything i have dude, awesome! (Watched the video about 20 times, help me!)

[@MusicbyChoice]

“This Ferrari would look nice wrapped around my tree.” Anyone else remember this dark-a** joke? 🤣

[@JoDaPro1000]

Music by Choice YESSSS And also when they were like “FOR ISIS” HAHAHAHA

[@yousefhussein5272]

I remembered

[@justchallengez7816]

Dark yet funny... only fitz can master that

[@katdraco9999]

Found this channel a few days ago and i have to say, you guys's convo's are some of the funniest I've heard, gg xD

[@MicTheOni]

1:37 I was actually laughing for a good 5 minutes

[@MegaRaja54321]

I GET SAD WHEN THE MUSIC COMES ONNN

[@pshanetju2598]

Oh so you must like it very much

[@momsspaghetti6722]

same...

[@demonetization6596]

Raja Choudhary but the music comes on when the video starts?!?

[@therastadoc1405]

The vids over:(

[@phantomvortex6588]

omg saaaaaame

[@IanCooperVlogging]

After I get done watching Fitz's videos I just rewind it back to the beginning because I can't get enough of him

[@funkygizmo]

Fitz thank you so much for doing what you do. Youre videos never fail to make me smile through a shitty day :)

[@Pandora223]

5:39 that moment when an insult gets too real

[@oryxreformed]

Fitz you never fail to entertain me, even in the shittiest of times I still laugh and smile at all of you and your friend’s jokes. TY :)

[@doxariel]

KZbin, get real for fuck's sake, Fitz and co. are some of the best content creators on this website, and they have an audience who are not interested in kid friendly shit. Use your heads, they play CS:GO, shouldn't you be able to infer something about the channel's age demographic from the content it creates? If there are actually kids who WANT kid friendly on this website, there is an abundance of Peppa Pig or whatever shit toddlers watch now. To be honest, it's more likely 'non kid-friendly material' that younger kids watch so I don't even know why KZbin bothers with pulling in the ad rev of videos that have large audiences. KZbin used to be about freedom of expression, and real entertainment, without boundaries (within reason, of course.) Don't turn it into something no one wants it to be. By putting a limit on the content, you are essentially putting a limit on the audience that are going to watch the video. Are you trying to get yourself (this website) killed? I don't know. I'll probably still watch the videos as per usual, but I'm lowkey getting tired of KZbin making life harder for people who work their asses of to put a smile on other people's faces.

[@tragicproduction3514]

Ariel Kapur Actually KZbin was a dating site..

[@iamBLACKHORSE]

support my new channel. I promise u all good content

[@TheEnglishMuffin]

1:37 dont mind me, just rewatching this part

[@thetegl]

6:42 that did NOT age well

[@philswift9705]

I don’t get it

[@thetegl]

@@philswift9705 the explosion in beirut a few months back

[@philswift9705]

@@thetegl oh yeah that thijg

[@unlawful1]

I love how you use Wii Music in your videos. It brings back Good Memories.

[@fireball-pi2ov]

That Dr. Phil impression was extremely underrated. It was actually really good.

[@alecnasser7097]

I literally just got the post bud light seltzer ad right after they did the bit about posty

[@faze_gotei8867]

I like how fitz plays a couple of kids videos and the rest is like not kid friendly XD

[@jamessampson7888]

That joke about a black man scuba diving and getting pulled over is not funny. Everyone knows black men cant swim >:(

[@darklordhamster1]

You don't need to know how to swim to scuba dive my friend.

[@ValentineC137]

If you're Scuba Diving then the police will come Scuba Driving after you

[@navaks5335]

It’s not true. In GTA San Andreas you could swim therefore black men can swim

[@ulph97]

and White men Cant jump

[@justafellowbrother7263]

Jango8298 what?? U kinda do lmao

[@bugtogs9344]

8:34 lol that snore

[@shitterfrank]

im watching old footage of toby and im just like, “huh, i see it now.”

[@EXKRS00]

Kugo's idea about radio is actually fun tho, i remember using one and it reached so far and it was the coolest thing when I was a kid lmao

[@mmaharshi3516]

Fitz video : something opposite of the title is gonna happn

[@invaliduser7786]

Jokes are kid friendly 30 seconds in "I ran my Tesla though a preschool

[@dank_crusad3r]

That Tesla was *very* friendly with the kids

[@wendywang7192]

imagine some parents showed their kids this video because they didnt know earlier. still love yall fitzzz

[@thomjap1120]

Toby: Did u know the ebola crisis cost 2,4 billion? 2020: What's ebola?

[@ruthcollins1750]

2:11 smi77ys face 😂😂

[@cervichthyoquine]

Oh my god its a cooooooooooooock uwu

[@maiajaye6102]

7:54 banana bahama 😂

[@thingsthatgobomb]

2:52 looks like one of the twins from the matrix

[@ryantimmsjr7639]

My cat heard you guys meowing and meowed back!lol

[@awildraccoon5190]

Im glad i managed to watch the other one. Lmao.

[@mitchellchandler6726]

Same here 😂

[@Sandstorm317]

oh it's the same video... i've been tricked!

[@NinjaTyr257]

Sandstorm317 no he cut a few jokrs

[@DallinWright]

Me too, darn you Fitz

[@NinjaTyr257]

Dallin Wright it's slightly different

[@garcane]

Theres a reason its the same video...

[@isaachovmand9984]

Me too XD, i just Got all hyped up

[@sandybeaks9408]

video that got me started im honestly amazed to see how far they've come

[@longnosemonke798]

I’m watching this middle of night and I hear Owen Wilson’s cat and I start dying and waking up my house

[@peyton7266]

Ebola: 24.billion dollars Covid 19 : hold my bat soup

[@lukesolari1535]

6:43 good thing he dident go there

[@Rajeem_]

Rewatching old Fitz videos gives me special nostalgia...

[@aprilsmith4358]

Lmfao yall be havin me deadddddd!!! Keep the great vids coming! ❤️❤️❤️

[@lexi4083]

*looks at the title then looks in the description and sees Swaggersouls* You know DAMN well.

[@dabmi2890]

the lebanon joke...

[@elric7415]

The white walker side by side killed me from laughter

[@mattsanty8557]

The hardest thing is watching your videos in class, and tryin not to laugh

[@rak5207]

WE NEED MORE AINSLEY!!

[@killag7094]

2017-2019 changes, 2017- I don’t have Tesla 2019- I have business and have Teslor

[@barrachmedosama]

My drone has a "return to home" button that if I press it returns to either a preset location or my current location. I press the button and it flies into a streetlamp.

[@MrV1r00zz]

Daguq im 21 and when kugo started talking bout radios i got all happy and started scream he’s right 😂😂😂

[@mattrix8529]

An abattoir is a slaughterhouse. The more you know.

[@nathan7604]

When i saw 2 vids within 2-3 days i knew something was up

[@zachormacca4776]

Bro that Owen Wilson cat joke was actual gold

[@biscuitdingus]

1:30 in and I’m already dying, had to pause and take a breather. 10 seconds later I gotta stop again because I can’t breathe.

[@zachcohen6255]

6:51 - 7:01 i almost choked on my pretzels and died that was fucking gold

[@eliaseidesund3929]

«I Dont have a tesla or run over kids» well well well look were we Are now

[@gothicaBby]

Fitz when u said u got pulled over while scuba diving I imagined you getting pulled over by a submarine

[@josealtamirano381]

I almost blacked out laughing at Kryoz white walker pic

[@littledreamr2738]

Dr Phil: are you aware that your having sexual relations with your cat? Shane Dawson: yes

[@SeriousSkateboarding]

did anybody else notice the keyboard version of hotline bling at the start lol

[@bioztrike6950]

Wow almost 2 years, I miss this kind of videos

[@not.nathan.w645]

5:13 I’m not joking I got a post Malone commercial after they sang

[@PodBytes69]

Is there a Post Malone song like that? What's the title? I wanna listen to it

[@BigAntoni]

We need a new video platform. I'm getting sick of youtube...

[@raiser4068]

BigAntoni Wait some years

[@gamesized9875]

There already are other video platforms. Example: Pornhub. It's a hell of a lot less censored.

[@raiser4068]

Gamesized Lol

[@crescious3231]

I'd start one because I have web design experience and kinda like, hate YT, but uh.... How the fuck would I give revenue off

[@untitled2297]

BigAntoni vimeo my mans

[@EuroSpec39]

*DEJA VU IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!*

[@davidrocco2402]

I was reading in my kitchen and I just started dying

[@javiermendoza9381]

Almost 1 year anniversary of this video; epic

[@exterminator1776]

I'm calling that this one gets age restricted

[@wibell2458]

So drivin a Tesla trough a pree-school is kid friendly?

[@mckkoii8094]

I literally died when the impersonation of Owen Wilson’s cat xd

[@someturkeynuts3349]

KZbin recommended this video on the kids section and my and I had a blast. This should be recommended to all over the world as family friendly content

[@gmaalouff]

you won't be kidnapped in Lebanon if you go to the right places :D

[@spencer871]

That's only somewhat comforting :P

[@Wonkabonka]

dont worry fitz, youtube likes no one anymore.

[@neil2051]

Well that second joke about driving through a preschool made me realize that fitz will never understand the true meaning for CHILD FRIENDLY XD

[@popcorn_ceiling8798]

The abattoir bit: She either became a butcher, or was horribly dismembered