Five-a-side football game in Turkey produces series of spectacular misses

Players in a five-a-side football match in Turkey were unable to score, despite opponents falling over and clear access to the goal.
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After the most calamitous miss in a game, players continued to try and score, with little success.
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[@BradTheThird]

Keeper's like "Why am I even here?"

[@robertocurrlos7470]

Or why is the goals even there😊

[@johnsigety]

@@robertocurrlos7470 So they know what they are missing

[@Ahmet-nd5ct]

❤lol

[@scryptyc4295]

I can tell Ten Hag is very interested in some of these players..

[@cosmo9208]

Nah, these are Liverpool type of players

[@HydraulicRubens]

@@cosmo9208Darwin Nunez former team lol

[@LucasBhEh]

I was looking for this comment

[@userknownunknown]

Lukaku: I've spent my entire childhood playing football. His childhood:

[@severusrogue259]

He still scored 84 international goals though. 8th highest all time. This year, he's going to break into the top 5. I'm proud of him 🇧🇪

[@AXELVISSERS]

Lukaku casually scoring more goals than everybody else in the euro qualifiers

[@CYB3R2K]

LAKAKA

[@minicup]

Don’t disrespect my goat

[@ih8mcfly]

Manager: I’ll be more worried if they weren’t creating the chances…😬

[@GRMDGRM]

Where are you from?

[@rohansingh4359]

That's Ten Hag

[@NowGoBananas]

😂😂😂😂 That got me

[@davidgibson3481]

Thanks Jürgen!

[@hamzasat]

That's Xavi 😂

[@staceyward8460]

When stormtroopers take up 5 a side 😂😂

[@guuso123]

When The A-team meets 5 a side

[@MoviesUnderTheSurface]

for almost the first third of this video, I thought white was attacking, not yellow

[@giodefreitas]

I would totally fit well in this team

[@bobblue_west]

(I would totally fit well in this team) So you say, but you'd have to try out 1 foot from the goal line, dead center and the keeper at the corner flag.

[@volkan_youtube]

there you go :)

[@LUCKYKATmeowsic]

That takes me back to my 5-a-side days..but I have NEVER seen anything this hilarious in my life. Comedy gold 😂

[@McD5791]

never mind a barn door, they couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat

[@syedhasan4572]

Chelsea scout team: we foound our next line of no 9s! 😅

[@KingHill2015]

Jackson and co. lolz

[@tesfayegezhagne3257]

These guys must all play for Chelsea FC! :)

[@fnmikeygg]

Nuñez relatives probably

[@Anama_7]

Or Liverpool because they're all sucks

[@user-iw1nw4du8x8]

Deafening silence makes it even better

[@JellyMonster1]

The guy in white is hilarious! Slithering around on the floor is the sort of thing I used to do.

[@sinerehber]

The best part is the teammates never coming back and watching from the other side.

[@Defy5]

Defending is for losers!

[@TimPoolGotNoChick.WorkOutWhy]

The beautiful game at its prettiest 😂

[@nigelhart3897]

This is why the opposition coach played a 1:4 formation. Nice one coach.

[@adrian110288]

Safe to say, they lack quality in the final third

[@DNOPLAYSGAMES]

That answers the immediate question of why the defence isnt tracking back

[@as11sharma67]

Well,with such nimble, athletic competitors...

[@ordenax]

Its like watching Pandas play football.

[@mattjcwig]

So much spin on the first shot it was going in and spin out again 😂

[@MrJermson]

It is easier to score than miss in this match

[@MuppetFan2003]

That’s Crazy.

[@beardedentity]

Epitome of "if it's not your day, it's not your day"

[@move2003ny]

i needed this. thank you

[@videomakville]

The force was with that goal 😂

[@SirHargreeves]

After 10 pints, surely?

[@kevinclark1783]

Darwin Nunez and Nicholas Jackson in there.

[@zacharymaneja1207]

I love how casual and funny soccer can be

[@mustafasahin5529]

beautiful

[@GiovanniGiorgio74]

Feels like I'm watching a football version of billiards

[@faz7860]

That’s so bad I didn’t even know what team was attacking

[@ThanhTran-oj3ik]

Definitely spectacular!

[@LEV1ATAN]

Awesome 👍🏾

[@scrashthepunkstar]

Their skill must be worth something

[@SA-du4cd]

What's worse is that their off the ball movements aren't that bad. Shame that football is a game played with a ball.

[@tiemji]

Really fun!

[@IsItTimeToTravel]

The goal post is the safest spot indeed

[@Profy00]

Such defensive comradery by the other team

[@volkan_youtube]

the only spectacular thing is that the attackers getting upset of missing the goals, where they should be grateful that they have come so far :)

[@Shmancyfancy536]

Scott Sterling LIVES!

[@AntGeezer]

Ten Hag would find something positive to say about it…..

[@seanzibonanzi64]

And thanks to the gift of mass surveillance, you too can have your worst sports moments broadcast to the nation

[@andistheinforitbutso7513]

White jersey one is slowly getting confidence😅😅

[@KaryMyx]

Football at its finest.

[@StevePlaysSteveplaysyotube]

Nichalos Jackson against macnchester city

[@CYB3R2K]

Balón d'Or candidates right here 😂

[@Peyp59]

footless united

[@fixxzitt]

Once we had no proper goals and not enough players so we decided to stick a pole in each end without the need of a goalkeeper (polekeeper in this case)and aim for it to score. Months later when we are up against another team in a proper match I kid you not, we keep on hitting the goal post in our attempt to score, this vid brings back old memories 😊

[@AymericRoll]

Clear foul at 0:25 ! Where's the VAR?

[@iamready4846]

Am sure one of the guys is related to Nunez somehow

[@robinferizi9073]

How is this even possible

[@kandihead.]

Is that Darwin Núñez 😂

[@jamiewilson5679]

That can't be real.

[@nash8489]

Live footage from spurs training camp

[@jmga1250]

That's quality information brought to you by The Guardian. Next time crank the speed up to x2 and smack on the tune from Benny Hill.

[@ertugrulirmak2565]

Beşiktaş kupa hazırlıklarına cift kale taktik antrenmanı ile devam etti

[@tylerdordon99]

Raheem Sterling would be proud.

[@diskothekenbetreiber69]

Raw footage of antony home court

[@70Skyfighter]

This must be the "Only crossbar into the net counts challenge". 🤔

[@ScalieBoy1]

The next Alvaro Morata and Bruno Fernandes looking promising

[@billpugh58]

Please let someone put some sounds to this!

[@PatrickSteegman]

Or Ozzy man!!!

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Nicholas Jackson?

[@jovo3dsmax]

It’s like storm troopers but with soccer

[@athleticovollkornzimtomato8108]

Reminds me of a South Park episode where they mastered losing at baseball.

[@johnkelly6942]

It reminds me of when I was coach of the U-8 girls

[@jmiogo]

Only the hardest hitting news.

[@BenjaminTemplar]

Higuain masterclass

[@mikelcosta4524]

As a Brazilian I felt offended.

[@user-ld2yl4gq2y]

Nunez, Diaz and Gakpo?

[@nonsensestuff]

Please watch it also at 0.25 speed to admire the individual techniques... though, yes, 2.0 is fun, too.

[@joseparcenary4706]

This is why they invented taking a first touch.

[@Meitary]

It's harder to miss than to score that, the attackers were ballin

[@wearesymbiotic]

Man United scouts have the cheque book ready.

[@TheManInTheRing]

In hockey in Canada we see he couldnt hit a barn with a beach ball

[@jayp123]

Still better than Nicolas Jackson 😂

[@Rama-ry5vn]

No wonder they only put 1 defender in the back knowing you have opponent like this

[@asarepinsan3127]

These guys certainly came from a party boozed

[@sbtopjosh4098]

Isn't this like a normal day for us dudes?

[@BIazy]

the defender just gave up and laid on the ground 😂😂😂

[@NGU7754]

My high school team was like:

[@pepperypeppers2755]

Defenders doing absolutely nothing while the keeper gets pummeled 4 on 1 is hilarious. I bet they still complain if he lets one past

[@Thai.Farang]

Is this at Carrington?

[@georgemorley1029]

This is Sunderland in training.

[@basilfawlty8244]

Chelsea have offered £650m for the attackers here.

[@AlexOjideagu2]

This is basically the Dortmund V PSG 2024 semi final first leg

[@gustavotaranco582]

Q hermoso que es el fútbol

[@nischalsantooshsinghsairam2278]

the ball JUST DOESN'T WANT to go in.

[@gn0015]

The Jon Stead Academy.

[@bubbabulbalicious8068]

Essentially Liverpools last five games of every Premier league season.

[@marcosdiaz3773]

Man City vs Real Madrid Guardiola ´s post game conference: “If we shot 90 times, how could we lose?”

[@gretasnipe7631]

He’ll be disappointed with that.

[@mrlocorio4291]

Players arent allowed in the box and theyre still missing

[@messiverse]

Scoring goals invented in 1985 People before 1985:

[@pcneguinho7985]

agora eu si consagro

[@Derlei]

I am more furious which the defender's team-mates for not helping out with defence

[@benayadennis5427]

😂😂...do they really need to??

[@DizzyMakavelli]

How I see a regular MLS match.

[@paweborkowski6959]

Me when I play alone:

[@leokorn1629]

The ball is weird.

[@RevealedFilms]

These are the people who say ‘we won’ when their favourite team wins a trophy 🏆

[@chaoticstarfish3401]

I'm laughing, but I haven't played football in five years and I'd probably do even worse.