Five Awkward Situations for Sheltered Kids

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[@Danielle-be8dh]

"The sheltered life is not for the faint of heart" truer words have never been spoken.

[@cifge_404]

... Maybe you shouldn't be so concerned about what people think of you? Especially worldly people?

[@aaronh5792]

Ironically, the sheltered are mostly faint of heart, so, they just kinda.. suffer

[@StylinandRaciallyProfilin]

Mom they're drinking and saying bad words at this party, please pick me up

[@Levi587]

👍

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

I once heard a really good way to have your parents pick you up without losing face with your friends. If your in an uncomfortable situation, you text your parents the letter "X" (or some other predetermined signal) and they will call you and say that there's an emergency at home and they need to pick you up.

[@tintinismybelgian]

*Plot Twist:* They're drinking apple cider vinegar.

[@LydiaRoseyoutube]

Most accurate thing I’ve ever heard

[@margaretaaron2891]

Not even alcohol, soda

[@ballisticnate4853]

Yeah i smoke WEED W-Mom E- pick E- me up D- this party is scary

[@alexismillerfilms]

I love how Jordan's pants make it look like his torso is suspended in mid air 😂

[@peterterry7918]

Now that you have pointed that out, I now want to see if I can digitally make him a centaur, or a genie.

[@Shinee1316]

Peter Terry I want to see that 🤩🤣

[@karahmartin4961]

I CAN’T UNSEE IT

[@ethanslifka3904]

Wow, your right!!!! That’s crazy!!

[@SilverTune]

I didn’t even think about that 😂

[@NeedsMoreSubs]

I can see how some viewers could find this video relatable. Am I one of them??? Maybe. Maybe not.

[@troubledpineapple5839]

Needs More Subs who's to say?

[@wellshoot]

Troubled Pineapple I mean, I am, but... who’s to say?

[@luketanton4056]

There is no try.

[@Adegail_]

🤣

[@tumadre512]

Same I’m homeschooled but really not sheltered like the music I listen to is only explicit, I always watch R rated movies (and sometimes x rated movies if you know what I mean 😏) but maybe it’s just me

[@amyclegg9]

do I laugh because it's so relatable, or cry because it's so relatable?

[@jainasolo50]

Amy Clegg WHO IS TO SAY?

[@saarahali2468]

Both

[@peteralarcon2895]

"I wasn't THAT sheltered." -Famous last words.

[@sloopfan3706]

Haha.

[@hazeltug]

"r-rated movies" POW "explicit lyrics" NO SIR "lust"....I DON'T THINK SO

[@jennadebbink3947]

Hazel!! I know you from Spanish class online with Mrs. Tochihara!! I love that we both watch Jordan and Josh Taylor 😁

[@hazeltug]

yes!@@jennadebbink3947

[@2Years2Farm]

Hey, It's Hazel! Hits away “game of thrones”

[@ME-qo8dh]

I've actually washed dishes to escape an inappropriate conversation before... This video was spot on!

[@hrw1936]

Me too!

[@LindseyfromBFCG]

Be a sheltered kid who has sheltered friends. #ProblemSolved ;)

[@oliviamathews261]

That's exactly what I do! :)

[@andrealmoseley6575]

Until you get a job anywhere besides chick fil a...

[@troubledpineapple5839]

"After this I have to go to the bathroom for a little while..."

[@JackOLanternBob]

Long*

[@doublepiedavid8908]

Remember to bring War and Peace with you, unless your parents won’t let you read it, in wich case you read the entire Bible. Just remember to flush

[@whl845]

I dont get this reference

[@troubledpineapple5839]

The ENTIRE Bible. "Sorry guys, I know I've been gone for 70 hours and 40 minutes, but... um.."

[@tensel_17]

He didn't say 'little while' or 'long while' he just said 'while'

[@mikaylareid9626]

"'Fit in' in a leave me alone kinda way" is a feeling I've felt my whole life but have never been able to describe until now. Thank you Blimey Cow

[@LittleJoSleep]

Cards Against Humanity will stress you out even when you're an adult, boys and girls, not just when you're sheltered and living at home. 😂😭😭😭

[@ilovenoodles7483]

Whoa...now that's edgy

[@bboy138]

Truth.

[@HPTFan]

To be honest, I am guilty of playing the game with my non-Christian friends. 😅

[@jessali_]

It's one of my favorite games to play with my friends. Most of us are Atheist, but there are 2 in that circle who are super-duper Christians. And whenever they play with us, it's just as fun. They may be the holiest of Christians, but they can take a joke - even if it's inappropriate, lol. We're all adults, who cares? haha

[@priscillaahlers]

LittleJoSleep oh my gosh I played that game for the first time last weekend and I feel super guilty now, because I won😳

[@TheKaiticat]

Jordan: This is a Christian channel. Me: IT'S CHRISTIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! 8D XDDD

[@Levi587]

TheKaiticat seen this before.

[@laadeedah]

I rewinded that part 3 times lol

[@Levi587]

@Jadewing370im laughing so hard rn

[@JoeRepp]

Is this video a video I find funny? WHO IS TO SAY

[@mariasmith8187]

"The sheltered life is not for the faint of heart"-Jordan 2019

[@TheMrSONIC4]

I didn’t even grow up super sheltered and this is relatable

[@TheMocMakerStudios]

Jake Wetterlin Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. Who's to say?

[@nikkigrossman4244]

The frantically looking around after "It's practically the same game!" was actually my favorite part XD

[@emilyann1660]

taking a quick break from homeschooling to watch this 😂

[@chippythepaintingcat4785]

Same

[@thebluepacificboys]

Be on spring break to watch this

[@ellynsoup4724]

Same

[@samthesuperdude2368]

Same thooo

[@supaMcnugget09]

I'm done with mine :)

[@rubylabianca4934]

Here's another awkward situation: As a homeschooler I am terrified to step outside before the public schools let out. Dog has to go do his business outside. You know it's your turn to walk. However, as you look out the window of your room you see a sea of public schoolers and their backpacks and their lives. What do you do? Well, obviously you wait until at least 4:00 to step outside the house so that no one knows you don't go to school but spent the whole day procrastinating on your co op homework. Anyone else relate?

[@kyrier9827]

My friends know I'm sheltered and know I like being sheltered because... I don't want to be scarred XD

[@Levi587]

I hate being sheltered. WHY PARENTS WHY

[@thebluepacificboys]

Overtime we must embrace what makes us different The few, the proud, the sheltered.

[@officaldaelight]

I was kinda sheltered and been "scarred". Really, it's not as bad as a lot of people make it out to be XD Not saying that saying that not being sheltered is cool. Just that... they're literally just people... that like stuff like KZbinrs and football teams. There's not much of a difference XD

[@beccag2758]

I would say I’m largely self-sheltered😂 like I’m not banned from R movies but a lot of the content I’m not interested in.

[@kendallpedersen7067]

Becca G, same. My parents shelter me a little, but a lot of it comes from myself. I don’t wish to be putting that kind of content into my head. All of my friends know this and it doesn’t bother them. A lot of them actually admire it.

[@judithdominguez3512]

As a 20 year old college student who commutes from home, I can relate.

[@bekahdudley2036]

Josh looked like Eugene Meltsner in the car sketch!

[@sloopfan3706]

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

[@sadiesofia7605]

Those who understand this reference are the sheltered ones :) I've never thought of him as looking like Eugene before but I totally see it now!!

[@EmethMatthew]

Coincidence!? I THINK NOT!

[@oncer8898]

Thanks Blimey Cow! Almost every time I'm at a robotics club I feel like the "lonely", "awkward" and "sheltered" kid. Its great to know I am not alone! Your videos are so relate-able!

[@peekingundertheblindfold3300]

Cards against humanity at a party. Awkward. Edit: oh look you addressed this thank you

[@dontsubscribe3702]

I used to think I was sheltered. This channel has made me realize how comparatively unsheltered I was.

[@marisalynne6607]

Being sheltered is often really hard for teenagers. I'm glad that this channel can playfully demonstrate that it's actually good to be sheltered. I also really appreciate the emphasis on loving and respecting our parents for the way they raised us.

[@shadowcat5939]

This channel makes me feel so understood. As a Christian pk introverted x homeschooler I just don't find a lot of channels that make me feel like that so thank you 😁

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

I grew up super sheltered, when I was little my Mom had something against a lot of stuff with magic or Greek mythology in it, like no Barbie movies, no Fairly Odd Parents, and to this day I have not seen Disney's Hercules. I was also restricted from literally all of cartoon network, and my first video game console was the Wii (long after the hype for the wii died). Now, as a 17 year old, my best friend is constantly teasing me about the amount of stuff I missed out on in my childhood.

[@donorsee]

so glad this is a Christian channel

[@GraceuponGrac3]

Hey random person scrolling through the comment section. 👋🏻 I hope you have a good day 😊 💛

[@gracenorman3212]

Thanks! I hope you have a great day too!

[@thebluepacificboys]

Someone wrote a comment just for me, because random was OBVIOUSLY referring to me😉

[@Levi587]

Gray Marie thank you...

[@ImPrettyDumbBut]

Hi person fishing for likes through copying someone else!

[@madisonchapman9342]

Thank you random person! Back at ya!

[@ashleypenn7845]

I never thought of myself as sheltered.... until I realized I was the only cheerleader on the squad at my CHRISTIAN SCHOOL who wasn't listening to Beyoncé and, I dunno…. whatever modern crap people were listening to when I was in high school. And since their moms were the drivers for the games because we didn't have a bus, they got to choose the music. I never heard so many sexually suggestive lyrics on one car ride. I felt stupid for being the only one not singing along. But I'd have felt even worse if I HAD joined in. After that, I learned to bring my portable CD player (this was back before even iPods were mainstream) and headphones and just turn up the Newsboys and Broadway soundtracks. You'd be surprised how well The King and I drowns out even a van full of teenage girls screeching along with hip-hop.

[@myriahjoy]

I connect with this on every level. And I love how Jordan debunked the theory that being sheltered makes you faint-hearted...by saying that this kind of life is not for the faint of heart.

[@LexAnnalyn]

Being sheltered didn't bother me much-most of my friends were from similar backgrounds, and I didn't have much of social life in high school. Once I started making media choices on my own, though, I definitely appreciated my parents' sheltering. It was nice to have them make decisions, protect me from things I wasn't ready to process. When I started to make more of my own media decisions, around age 17, I made definite mistakes-I shouldn't have watched the anime Berserk, for example. There were other times when I made better choices: "After seeing a few episodes, I can see I'm not ready for this show yet-maybe in a few years" or "Nooooope, this one doesn't have enough good to it to make up for the bad. It's not for me, will never be for me." Looking out for your mind and heart requires active attention. Parents help with that in childhood. And in adulthood... well, it helps when your parents have helped you learn not just what to avoid, but why-and how to find truth and redeemable things in a not-exactly-squeaky-clean world.

[@tubby_1278]

Sheltered kids are losers?

[@Anna_00_]

"Are his parents going to be at home?" "I mean, where else would they be!?!" 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously this video is so relatable 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@katlyn2768]

For the first one, I thought you were going to say jokes are a problem when you don't know the reference. But I found the grey area jokes relatable too and I wasn't that sheltered haha! 😄

[@hannahvasby-burnie2477]

How is this so relatable??? Also, when KZbin says "3 views"... Don't get fooled like I did and freak out... Like I did...:'(

[@phromprong2068]

She is rocking that baby belly!!

[@zacharysiple783]

I was sheltered for a long time and then I lived with my Grandma who un-sheltered me. I went to tech school instead of college and the kids were discussing TV shows they liked as a kid: Kid 1:Do you remember Power Rangers? Others: Yeah! That show was awesome! Me: Oh, I couldn't watch that. Kid 2: Why? Me: Because my parents didn't want me to copy the fighting in the show. ("You are weird" stares) Kid 1: Hey, do any of you remember Zoey 101? Others: Yeah! Me: I didn't watch that. It didn't look interesting to me. Kid 2: So what did you watch? Me: Well, mainly I watched Disney movies....and I watched Veggie Tales. Kid 2: WHAT DA (BEEP) IS VEGGIE TALES? Me: Well, first off....that was NOT necessary, and 2nd, it's an animated video series for Christian kids! (More "you are weird" stares.)

[@moved1885]

XD WHo doesn't know who VEGGIE TALES is?!?

[@zacharysiple783]

@@moved1885 You would be surprised! I know many people who had never heard of it before. Phil Vischer even mentioned in speeches that he will cross fans who tell another person: "Hey, meet the creator of Veggie Tales!" And they will not know what it is. Also see: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJmkZat8r9ueha8

[@moved1885]

@@zacharysiple783 Wow okay I'll check that out!

[@zacharysiple783]

@@moved1885 The Phil Vischer thing or my link?

[@moved1885]

@@zacharysiple783 I meant your link. Lol I've seen that guy's videos before but not that one. XD That was a good video. I do that hairbrush thing all the time

[@Minainboots]

I love the fact that I’m not Christian homeschooled or sheltered and I still watch your channel

[@klarakinman836]

"The sheltered life is not for the faint of heart." You can say that again.

[@sarahberkner]

Don't you hate when things aren't "A-pro-pro"?

[@Jaichbinhier]

1:09 I believe I heard Kevin's voice say "Betrayal" when the text was displayed. If it turns out that's not what would Kevin would have said, I'd be a bit dismayed.

[@classycactus9737]

Friends:swearing and talking about inappropriate things Me:Well, maybe they'll stop Friends:doesn't stop Me:Uh, hey guys, um, I have to go do something...be right back

[@GraceuponGrac3]

When someone tries to tell you a dirty joke just tell them about Jesus... *Because they clearly need him* 🙏🏻😊

[@purplejoeler]

Gray Marie tell that to my Christian friends who tell dirty jokes

[@officaldaelight]

When someone tells a dirty joke... ....let them be. We all have different types of humor. Unless they're meant to genuinely hurt someone (this is so much different than roasting somebody else, mind you, because the roastee knows and probably thinks it's funny), just let 'em joke. Bring Jesus up on a more appropriate time. TRUST ME. YOU will become the center of attention and will make things VERY awkward and you will loathe yourself for life because of it ;;w;; I know because I did it. I was not as cool and holy as I thought I would be.

[@amberslahlize7961]

@@officaldaelight Dirty jokes are not the end of the world. Just saying. But yes, I do agree, when witnessing to people, you have to really test the waters first, at a time when they are in that place of questioning life.

[@bonika3814]

The prince of egypt has a dirty joke

[@GraceuponGrac3]

r/whoosh to all of y'all. Boooo 😂😭

[@jameslarsen9814]

Oh man. This is one of the most relatable ones yet for me! I grew up very sheltered but with each passing day...I do find something crazy I have to dodge haha. This was spot on!

[@ImPrettyDumbBut]

3 views, 152 likes, zero dislikes, and 103 comments. THIS IS HOW MUCH WE LIKE YOU JORDAN.

[@Levi587]

A G D we hack the double like for you

[@ImPrettyDumbBut]

Levi587 (;

[@laurenf.6359]

So what if my parents won’t let me watch/read Harry Potter? It’s probably dumb anyway...

[@moved1885]

YES! #Mylife

[@brumbybailey6599]

it is... 😂

[@film9491]

If you want just read it when you're older. It is good enough to be enjoyable for adults too. Probably a lot of it has been spoiled for you by now but the way it is told is still interesting plus there are a lot of side characters and stories that you might not have heard about!

[@laurenf.6359]

@@film9491 I like trying to piece together the story without having seen anything. It's fun to try to summarize the plot to my friends who are die hard fans 😂. I thought about seeing them once I'm on my own but I don't know if I will or not... I'll just see when I get there.

[@film9491]

@@laurenf.6359 Yah it's always pretty funny try and figure out popular stories you don't know. I do that a lot with Pokemon. (my parent's didn't forbid it, I just didn't have any interest in it because I disagreed with the premise of making animals fight each other) If you do decide to check it out on your own read the books first. The movies leave so much out they practically make no sense (especially Half Blood Prince)

[@zechariahellis]

I grew up sheltered for about the first 11 years of my life (currently 14, 15 in May!). My parents have loosened up a lot. Like A LOT. They still have limits, but they are far better than when I was 10.

[@olivia9488]

Whenever ppl message me dirty jokes and stuff, I reread it multiple times and usually still don't get it.

[@sydm8344]

same lol

[@averysistare9970]

" Are you worried about your carbon footprint? " 😂😂😂

[@JustCameronT]

I think I'm sheltered... but I do pretty good, I just don't talk to people.

[@Levi587]

CamCoder - Cameron Tyndall lucky

[@JustCameronT]

@@Levi587 Introvert here...

[@Joe_Pittard]

*well*

[@debbiehenkel5669]

My parents still wonder why I don't like or want to hang out with other kids...

[@emilyjones9095]

He said lust and hit GAME OF THRONES. I love this guy!! ❤️

[@Levi587]

Who thumbs down the almighty Blimey Cow?

[@AmericanDoughnutWizard]

Catan really is practically the same as cards against humanity.

[@hannahthekiwi]

Apples to apples 😂

[@EmethMatthew]

It's Apples to Apples... Besides, true sheltered kids played Settlers of Canaan instead.

[@saharbrown1751]

It's you guys have been stalking me all my life!😂

[@officaldaelight]

When you were kinda sorta sheltered growing up and you thought you were holier than thou but then your parents got more flexible with you and your interests and you discover... they're not so bad people at all and they literally just have a different interest than you. Cool.

[@YoursTrulyChris]

The first shall be awkward

[@jennifergreaney6339]

Yours Truly, Chris hehehe, joke’s on you! I’m ALREADY awkward😏

[@selah7923]

We'll I'm already awkward

[@Levi587]

Yours Truly, Chris I'm awkward around everyone. Thanks for sheltering me!

[@yoda7330]

Yours Truly, Chris : think big head kid should guest on JK! Studios I do. Agree do you?

[@selah7923]

I agree very much 😜

[@chloejones7993]

I'm crying this is so relatable😭😂 The 7 dislikes were public school kids😂

[@Levi587]

Jordan my homeschool hero!

[@operationalbattlestation5477]

I was homeschooled and raised Christian and yet somehow I can't relate....oh well 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@thatstylishgirl546]

Good for you! You dodged the bullet lol

[@emilygee6618]

I remmber when I was like 8 and I was gonna ride with a friend and her mom in they're new jeep, not even off road or anything, but I was kind of a small kid for my age and legally still had to use a car seat. So I had to walk all the way back to my house, get my booster seat, and carry it back down to her house so I could go..... 'twas quite embarrassing.

[@HallelCalandrillo]

I think this is the most relatable video you’ve ever made 😅 especially the part about.....wait..yeah, literally all of it is relatable

[@CWRoederer]

I chuckled at Jordan trying not to break at the "Carbon Footprint" joke.

[@JeremyWS]

How many watch Blimey Cow and didn't grow up sheltered? Cuz I fall in that category. I like this channel. That ending is gonna give me nightmares, though. lol

[@thisourdailylife3979]

Love you guys! The past few episodes have been so innovative! Love it!

[@taniamanik2012]

The sheltered life isn't for the faint of heart 😂😂

[@abbyludwig6624]

"this is why they should let me get my license! just let me have my license and this wouldn't happen" oh my word SAMEEE

[@jordanweber3381]

This whole video was relatable, but especially the part when he said, "Friends don't let friends get student loans."

[@JusticeBackstrom]

Yeah, all us sheltered kids have Catan up our sleeve.

[@thebluepacificboys]

I'm sheltered and have never played Catan 😕

[@JusticeBackstrom]

Oof oof oof oofoofooof!

[@ThatFanBoyGuy]

I laughed a bit too hard when gangster Josh said, "Are you worried about your carbon footprint?" lol

[@shadamyandsonamylover]

Big head kid has earned my respect for pronouncing “catan” correctly. Edit: wth with the end 😂

[@sloopfan3706]

The great debate! (Well, besides the 'Carribean' debate...)

[@shadamyandsonamylover]

Judah Mwania seriously lol But for Caribbean, I always pronounce it one way when referring to the sea, and only the other way when referencing the movies =P you *can’t* say it any other way when referencing the movie XD

[@sloopfan3706]

@@shadamyandsonamylover Me too!

[@legomeaker101potato]

I like that my parents put limits and after a while they allowed me to watch things at my own discretion and now we can enjoy a ton of things that when i was younger wouldn't have been good for me.

[@SRose-vp6ew]

This is so wholesome! Yes, a parent who cares enough to teach you why you should say no - actually cares.

[@MysticOceanDollies]

When you were sheltered but kids at school say things that you don’t want to know a bit too loudly so much you are now immune and you hate that you are now immune to this.....

[@MakhalanyaneMotaung]

Gotta make sure it’s *A-PRO-PRO*

[@SivleFred]

You get what you awkward!

[@Levi587]

SivleFred wut

[@tabitharobinson7987]

you’re right...so niche, but so relatable

[@ethanslifka3904]

The carpooling and movie thing is so true 😂

[@jennifergreaney6339]

0:53 “baby I can see your haloooo”

[@mikaelaraymond4690]

I DIED at him glancing frantically with Catan 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahn.4775]

“Let me do this, and then I’ll do that.” 😂 #relatable

[@YoursTrulyChris]

That ending though...

[@lcbuttercup9532]

those last few seconds though...

[@saramcghee8689]

Thank you for this video! I can relate!

[@oliviajones4615]

LUST! *bats away Game of Thrones* 😂😂😂😂

[@ludwigamadeushaydn706]

3 views 0 likes Wow, KZbin is sober today. Blimey cow viewers, on the other hand...

[@AndyBailes895]

Always sober. Because they never drink. 👍

[@shelbychopson4022]

Going off to college soon, and may I just say...oof, yes. 😫😫

[@KAyLA_K]

6:15 Jordan’s secret talent

[@agexcitementstudios4343]

3:40 is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in years!🤣🤣

[@AshAngelV]

I'm amused by the fact that the ad that came on after this was a cocktail recipie. Lol

[@aikensource]

Kelly with the baby bump! :D

[@johannastarzl3284]

1:36 is my new catchphrase

[@CJAngel]

This perfectly sums up my life. 😂 You guys are awesome!

[@nate9707]

So much great meme material in this episode!

[@upprincess9447]

Hello Bilmey cow, I’ve loved your videos for so long! Thank you for making videos and keep on making them Ps, I’ve never been this early to any video ever haha. :P

[@Levi587]

Same

[@ImPrettyDumbBut]

Yoo how is this SO ACCURATE

[@abbyludwig6624]

I JUST WANTED TO HELP CLEAN UP A LITTLE -a quote from my life

[@evangelinewilson9343]

In that awkward "do I laugh?" situation, just roll your eyes. It diffusers the awkward and you won't have to laugh

[@marykatherinesimrell7198]

I laughed at the thumbnail. How am I gonna survive the VIDEO with sore abs?