Five Nights At Freddy's 3 isn't Scary

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[@AltrivePlus]

happy halloween

[@jekrixlokan4507]

ty, u 2 boo

[@NoName-iq6dq]

I didn't think u would upload this stream, but u did finally

[@noyou8214]

No u

[@insmashbaby4347]

Sad Halloween

[@glitchman1214]

ty

[@Alpha121198]

“And Toby is our Undertale Expert.” Oh good, for a second I thought you guys forgot the most important requirement for tackling this game.

[@tfx9223]

they got the best undertale expert for fnaf

[@arnoldlee3356]

JUMPSCARES: 4:30 (Phantom BB) 5:14 (Springtrap) 6:20 (Audio-only Jumpscare) 6:40 (Springtrap) 13:53-14:05 (Markiplier jumpscares himself like 5 times) 15:10 (Clobbah eats a hamburger) Happy halloween hombres

[@drpepperfusion]

Pog

[@harrrieee]

thank you now i won’t get scared at the jumpscares (but actually i wouldn’t because i laugh at them)

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Thanks for timestamping all of the funny moments. I laughed so hard when I watched these.

[@ham1847]

That burger is so scary

[@chrisadasf]

PogChamp

[@gold_hev_suit]

back in fnaf 1 the joke was that they pretend that the game is funny and not scary and they laugh at the jump scares now the game is legit funny and they laugh at the jump scares for real

[@nonameisaname8480]

I laugh at the jump scares

[@manguymanfellaman]

I laugh funny funny laugh funny clip it and ship it put it on my insta

[@crunchies1624]

Haha funny jump funny comedy hahahahaha I laugh it at and put it on r/funny on reddit hahah comedy

[@jimmothy3240]

Hahahahah funny funny hahahahaha you funny funny you

[@blinkoln9617]

Me too :)

[@AmbyreUwU]

TRUE!

[@bluhedgy]

FNAF 3 isn’t scary, but dancing Tingle is.

[@Fillanator]

Not as scary as pinkel from tingles rosey ruppee land

[@rtiq270]

It's mesmerizing

[@AshArtzMusic]

its very scarty

[@UltmtDestroyer]

Normal tingle is scary

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

Tingle makes me tingle (out of fear)

[@czargreg8368]

Why have I genuinely been looking forward to a fnaf video in 2020

[@NonyaBsnes]

Because Pikmin 4

[@MarmaladePlan3t]

Can’t wait for fnaf world

[@azyo8803]

@@MarmaladePlan3t spooky

[@caden972]

SAME LUL

[@globalwarrior16]

Besides game theory

[@blue_gamer3750]

The balloon boy was more scary of a jump care then springtrap

[@goldbrella9820]

Fun fact: Scott was so disappointed at how his jumpscare undelivered that it was his drive to make fnaf 4 scarier and have better jumpscares.

[@ShinyRowletGuy]

@@goldbrella9820 ah I see a human of FNAF culture

[@Mepphy99]

@@goldbrella9820 yeah and that was actually a nice idea ... But damn the formula didn't get good until 6

[@isbryanflyingordying2202]

@@Mepphy99 I didn’t like the scares from six

[@froggummies]

this guy should play a pikmin game. i wonder if he’s ever heard of the franchise

[@aidanmcglone7090]

I don’t think he has

[@froggummies]

he seems like the type of guy who would hype up pikmin 4

[@froggummies]

too bad he probably doesn’t know about it :/

[@gayahhbihh]

@@froggummies yeah thatS sUper Sad

[@Mr_udd]

Did you guys know that there’s gonna be a Pikmin 4!!! Because if this Guys content I’m not sure you would know about it

[@scotty3739]

honestly the fnaf 3 jumpscares are less like "OH MY GOD THAT REALLY MADE ME JUMP" and more of like the toaster startling you.

[@isbryanflyingordying2202]

Yeah they startled my laugh box making me giggle

[@iSomeDood]

the jumpscares look like they're gonna ask you if you have any games on your phone or waking you up at 3am to tell you that you puked

[@MARSHT0MP404]

true

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

That’s basically what all jumpscares are - getting startled. Unless they’re there to do something more than scare you, that’s pretty much it

[@scrithen2836]

I like that everyone laughs at markiplier, but no one hates him since hes a genuinely good guy. Kinda hard to hate a guy who donated hundreds of thousands to charity

[@reecehunter7]

Doesnt help that this is 2014 or whatever markiplier, who was extremely exaggerated as a LARGE majority of his fanbase was like under the age of 10. Now they're at least 14 lmao

[@hodgepodge7610]

When I see the jumpscares I say "Megamind"

[@clam6254]

“sharktale for the PS2”

[@TheRealRebeg]

"Sonic the hedgehog the movie the game for the ps5, Xbox series x, and the Nintendo switch."

[@chrisadasf]

"bababooey"

[@owentertainment2714]

When I see the jumpscares I cry

[@nimaginaldisk]

Liugi

[@nimaginaldisk]

@@1boafan hopefully

[@actuallystuff]

@@1boafan Liugi

[@Dumbsourplum]

Really tho, After like 2 games you would expect to not be scared of Springtraps jump-scare, the worst jumpscare

[@DevynGreen5]

Liugi

[@fluffy9071]

It sucks that FNAF 3's gameplay isn't good because everything else about it is great; the audio, the ambience, the graphics and lighting, the setting, springtrap (I feel like springtrap is the most scary fnaf animatronic and that his jumpscare being calm is actually more scary).

[@incogniftoar3943]

Yeah, fortunately FNaF 3 VR is good

[@stickmation6651]

FNaF 3 Vr: Are you sure about that!?

[@MetalSquash]

@@stickmation6651 yes

[@fluffy9071]

@Liam Bracken It's better that it isn't just screaming. He's calm, collected, put together. Unphased by his current physical state. That's more terrifying than a shaking little screech for 2 seconds to me

[@fluffy9071]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 agreed which is why I wish fnaf 3 did a better job of trying to innovate in the way that they weren't as jumpscare-y and more ambience and tension-y. The start of that kind of thing is definitely there in this game

[@Grim-c8n]

Don't worry about messing up the first night Jo there are still people who are way more stupid. For example I didn't realize that was Jo in the top left until 1:20 and I watch Alpharad.

[@selznickselznick]

if it makes you feel any better, i thought i clicked on a jawsh video

[@diahonkers9757]

This game may suck, but I’ve never watched it fully through because Springtrap scares me. The thing about FNAF is that I’m scared the most of the character designs, and Springtrap scares me the most, personally.

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

Honestly kinda same but with the nightmare animatronics

[@AmbyreUwU]

I mean I don’t blame you he is a living dead body in a suit. He scared me when it first came out but I kind of like his design now

[@diahonkers9757]

@@jimbothetimbo6790 yeah. I have an over imaginative mind and I’m constantly scared that specifically Freddy and Foxy from the first game are coming for me, which is ironic considering I’m most scared of Bonnie. The first game animatronics are the most scary tbh. They’re not the BEST animated but they have that...realism to them. I’m also very scared of ennard I think the scariest thing about FNAF isn’t the jumpscares or story, but the character designs.

[@diahonkers9757]

@@AmbyreUwU yeah his design is good. It’s a horror game. It’s great character design if he scared people with just his looks.

[@diahonkers9757]

@Liam Bracken exactly lmao

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

The phantom jumpscares make the player laugh so hard he goes to smack his knee, but misses and hits the button that messes up the ventilation

[@ToiletWolf12]

Scary tier list: FNAF4>FNAF1>FNAF2>FNAF3 Assuming it’s a blind play through, no knowledge of other games, just bought it randomly, FNAF 4 has terrifying character design, FNAF 1 has the least stupid character design, FNAF 2 bc it’s not FNAF 3, FNAF 3 bc it’s FNAF 3

[@Lupg13]

Naw dude, Fnaf 2 scarred me. That puppet scared the shit out of me.

[@BigMan-hd7gy]

25 minutes of FNAF 3 gameplay to relax/fall asleep to

[@legendarywhitewolf]

LMFAOO

[@JubbJubb_]

@@legendarywhitewolf OOAFML

[@fsp3637]

I like how they stop halfway through just to make fun of markiplier lol

[@gold_hev_suit]

i like how markiplier from 5 years ago being invested in/surprised by fnaf is pure comedy to these twitch creatures from the 7th circle of irony hell

[@goldishgex]

That moment when that was the bite of 87

[@Santiago-ye4lr]

"I promise that things will be a lot more interesting this time" Night 1:

[@charcat08_40]

YES YES YES I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS VIDEO SINCE YOUR OTHER FNAF VIDS

[@calisorbit]

@Almond what about 11

[@pichujiggs153]

@Almond what about 14

[@ribps289]

I lost it at Me, hamburger

[@mega0unit]

When this game released, 9 year old me spent an hour finding a pirated version I could play. I found one and played it for like 5 minutes before I realized it wasn't good

[@barf_death]

These jump scares are hilarious, I laughed so many times on my first play through. Comedy is the best

[@LeUnoriginal]

What a cool coincidence that Altrive's weekly fnaf stream happened to fall on halloween today!

[@de1taz]

I played the VR FNaF Help Wanted and all I did was stay on CAM 9 spam audio and reboot all and sealed one of the vents for every single night I only got jumpcared by Foxy and Balloon Boy and Freddy once, shows how easy this game is, and easier in VR Help Wanted.

[@ezdoesit7303]

I really, REALLY hope they upload the full series to KZbin. This is one of the funniest FNAF videos I’ve ever seen, and I really hope they play the whole series

[@andrewp2681]

Alternate title: “Bullying Markiplier for 20 minutes”

[@yhs098]

Thanks man, I was having troubles sleeping this is helping a lot.

[@testedguy]

Hope you dream about the bite of 87

[@quintencornelissen2274]

@@testedguy W A S T H A T T H E B I T E O F 87?!

[@Dumbsourplum]

Its not even a joke at this point

[@largeamountoftrollliquidga2982]

Some will say the perfect sequel doesn't exist, some people are braindead

[@pixeldispatch_]

Alternative title: Twitch Streamers laugh at Markiplier let's plays and jumpscares for 25 minutes.

[@AnthQny]

I literally thought joe was playing for the first half of the video

[@nintendope8837]

Jo: gets jumpscared, looks death In the eye, JO SAYS HI

[@neverafrown6308]

I watched this with my lights off and I wasn’t even scared

[@neverafrown6308]

Liked!

[@jackoski__19]

Cap

[@mscup8814]

Fnaf 3: Altrive and friends laugh at Markiplier videos

[@ThatGamerThatTrolls]

markiplier was definitely over the top and all, but just a reminder that FNAF use to also be a mystery series; back then when fnaf3 dropped the fact that the games difficulty was crap and the minigames are so-so wasn't so important because it was the 'ending', the serial killer behind everything (william afton / springtrap) finally appeared in person, the victims finally are put to rest or find peace (ending dependant), and the secrets/lpre from fnaf1+fanf2 (mostly) get revealed/settled, and in the end the main antagonist of the franchise gets fucking burned to death. Back then, it was all about trying to crack all the secrets, discovering the good ending, and being hyped that the purple guy that was hinted at/appearing inderectly so damn much in the peak of FNAF's hype train was finally there in person this game definitely needs a remaster or a mod or something to improve the difficulty and difficulty scaling so the main gameplay is more fun; but ya gotta admit the finale game being a 5-phase, defensive, raid-boss battle against the man behind the slaughter is kinda fucking sick honestly edit: fnaf4 showing 'the bite' and revealing its backstory much like fnaf3 but with better presentation is why it was kinda understandable why markiplier reacts like that in the "IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" clip and why i mentioned him above. It's surely a bit overdramatic but when following the mystery from the beginning and in the moment its not quite as obvious in how the flaws of the presentation are (fnaf 3), and after so long its harder not to be surprised when such a key moment is finally shown on screen (fnaf 4)

[@MateCo19]

Pikmin 4 is immune to all scares, he’s just staging it for effect

[@YCountdownY]

He just laughs at the jumpscares.

[@hamchurger4566]

This stream is so old. This was before pikmin 4 was created. I feel so old

[@AmbyreUwU]

NO I WASNT SCARED BY THE JUMPSCARES! They just surprised me!

[@thenumberseven959]

I literally just got done watching the first two videos in the FNAF Fridays and then this is uploaded! Pog

[@RadicalCapitol]

This one really isn’t that scary, whichis sad. And the gameplay in the 4th one is pretty mediocre. The 5th 6th ones are great tho! UCN is more of a challenge than a scary game, and FNaF VR is absolutely the best one, imo

[@aborealisglfry]

24:51 if anyone wonders if what these two are saying is accurate, it is.

[@anoyaki2193]

Springtrap be like : WHERE ARE THE KIDS

[@eeveemaster2206]

"And Toby's the Undertale expert" Like, Toby Fox? Toby fricking Fox?!

[@jeddybongo4450]

I don’t even get scared at the jump scares I just feel my soul leave my body

[@jj67843]

I didn't thought that this video would ever come out

[@whitecreamsicle]

i deadass jumped at the ohantom bb jumpscae bc its been so long since fnaf 3 i forgot he existed

[@ericgreenfield9610]

Oh my gosh I remember watching this live. The fnaf streams were so good.

[@theenglishnerd9047]

The biggest jump scare on night one is the timer hitting 6am

[@joyphil4399]

KZbin glitched every video on my subscription feed to this thumbnail and I feel like I'm about to get oofed

[@jimmothy3240]

Why have I never seen this channel from before now

[@nintendope8837]

Evreyone: joking about game complexity, jo: intensely anylising the info provided via sound cloud

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

Jumpscares are just a cheap tactic to make you feel something better than boredom

[@dissipatingecho]

thank you father altrive for this food

[@ATBZ]

the thumbnail is me on the toilet after eating 20 jack in the box tacos

[@somethingoriginal72]

what

[@croconarock2919]

what

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

the thumbnail is me after reading this atrocious comment

[@ATBZ]

I never wrote this comment.

[@whateverIFeelLike]

I really hope you play the rest, this is easily my favorite series

[@ryanh_dev]

my dog is sleeping mext to me and he didnt even flinch at the jumpscarrs

[@khalidaljibreen243]

the robot goes numnum on the child's head markiplier:WAS THAT THE BITE OF 1987!?

[@ashr431]

Idk why but those pics of springtrap opening his mask to reveal purple guy freaks me the hell out

[@Pf38542]

bro spingtap walking at you is SO SCARY

[@jakee3368]

I remember when I got banned from chat for saying I dislike the dancing tingle

[@tadesubaru1383]

The sudden ad in the middle of the video was way scarier than the game. It actually jumpscared me

[@nuclearhedgehog7279]

24:03 purple guy said ace rights

[@nintendope8837]

Jo has no fear other than the word forward aerial..

[@Meemaw567]

Guy on cams: SPRINGTRAP VENTED *Springtrap was The Impostor*

[@elijahcusrex7766]

chica with the gun and the kid on the ground had me legit in tears xDDD

[@ZpSlimey]

I like how I just hear, *that's not a gun that's a plate*

[@thefunkycarno5871]

mfw the bite of '87 14:28

[@sanban5458]

Never thought i'd laugh so fucking much in a five nights at freddy's video

[@YoutubePizzer]

I low key wish they kept going, this is the way I wish I could revisit the series

[@MR_3001]

Honestly, Fnaf 3 had the best concept in the series. Unlike Fanf 1&3 , this one forces you to actually use the cameras. The only issue is that the execution was a terrible

[@bruhmoment-oh3cq]

Guy's is it okay that I find the chicken kinda hot?

[@quintencornelissen2274]

Stop it Get some help

[@ThatMilesGuy]

depends on how much its cooked.

[@ThatMilesGuy]

i have been informed you weren't talking about food chicken and instead were talking about the chicken holding the gun

[@Dumbsourplum]

Which one

[@isplat927]

It's okay as long as you don't like all the aspects of that chicken.

[@nintendope8837]

He was fine until he realised mark was so scared he caused you to die

[@pablocl3186]

man behind the slaughter pog

[@kurb0]

I forgot that Jo wasn't playing

[@gundamliam]

Best part about this is I literally fell asleep while watching this.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

I swear to god everything went slow mode for me when he said *VENTS*

[@vpekachu3363]

A perfect video for Halloween

[@ebbingtime]

clobbah and altrive together have such a powerful energy

[@changyang1498]

POV: you’re watching old altrive FNAF videos because you’re waiting for FNAF 4

[@micahbeckner2274]

I think you guys combined collectively make up MatPats conscience

[@U203D_]

The outro music made me jump worse than any of the jump scares

[@Frenblow]

This channel has come so far in such a short amount of time... balls

[@noir-4092]

They're not even playing the game for half of this video its just them watching markiplier

[@nolanavery5397]

This actually made me laugh harder than I have in a while

[@Smallpupp]

"Five Nights At Freddy's 3 isn't Scary" Ah yes, the floor is made of floor

[@kronos7662]

15:47 Darkplier

[@fathergreg3655]

I’m 3 weeks old and this doesn’t scare me Edit: Ok guys I might be a little scared

[@pichujiggs153]

How dare you be slightly scared

[@mr.soldier7037]

I didnt even flinch, I also own this game since i was 8 and beat it on my dads samsung s6

[@NintendoNerd64]

this game is literally residentsleeper

[@VOID_X362]

Jump scares be like: You toes *Hand em over*

[@cy-bernet-ix]

"don't you laugh at me-EEEAAAAAAAYYHHHHH"

[@Its_MarsBars]

Dude the outro was so scary im legit crying rn

[@rjune3520]

When are the fnaf world videos coming?

[@thx4chrckingin]

Dear god yes. I feel like I'm the only one who unironically loved that game

[@shinyrayquaza9]

i've closed fnaf world so many times hitting esc to close menus

[@dizzy_eevee]

the reversed music at the end scared me more than the game did

[@mtchillin4163]

The sequel we all wanted

[@paxgallery6646]

if fnaf 3 is so good, why haven't they made fnaf 3 2?