Splatoon 3 Grand Festival Slander

[@Kaitendoo]

Ay guys we are in the crying phase help 😭

[@tiago.k1_knoxt]

@@Kaitendoo yup...

[@gekomekofilmler]

I am crying too ...

[@blarg6264]

props to the idols for performing for 72+ hours straight

[@Kaitendoo]

@@blarg6264 oh man their legs must be dying lmao

[@blarg6264]

and their throats xD

[@Kaitendoo]

@@blarg6264 I have suspicion that they lip sync 🧐

[@myri_the_weirdo]

Urm aktuali it wasn't 72hrs cuz they had small pauses in the first part of the splatfest 🤓☝️

[@elliott3383]

@@myri_the_weirdono actually they preformed on a another stage after each song 🤓☝️

[@theevilbeastmostfoul]

i was on team present but god DAMNN DEEP CUT'S TRI COLOUR SHOUT WENT HARD !!

[@Kaitendoo]

@@theevilbeastmostfoul frrrrr deep cut COOOOOKED

[@myri_the_weirdo]

Frye even had her ''what the fuck'' line back in the presentation of the splatfest Truly deepcut was hard

[@agentblackbird9435]

It was the best part about being on Team Future (I picked it)

[@spacebar-vx7ck]

rushing the signal repeatedly lowers the amount of time needed to capture it. It's a viable strategy if you can get to it every time.

[@Kaitendoo]

@@spacebar-vx7ck yea but it turns into feeding especially when the other team captures in in milliseconds

[@ryanhernandez8324]

​@@Kaitendoo I'm gonna keep doing it for the Halloween and Christmas fests

[@shrekthe55thsharkking]

​@@ryanhernandez8324🤝

[@bacca4813]

1:27 You joke, but that's how it actually was for me. Sitting there with those 3 songs playing one after the other, I was reminiscing on the series and how my life was at each point during it. It was a good moment of retrospection that got out a much needed cry from me.

[@Kaitendoo]

It looks like you haven't Seen my results video 😭😭

[@bacca4813]

@@Kaitendoo Haha no I haven't. KZbin, in their infinite wisdom, randomly recommended this one to me.

[@MaliSona]

This is all so real, and omg bald frye at the end 😭

[@Kaitendoo]

@@MaliSona hehe you caught that lmao 🤣

[@MaliSona]

​@@Kaitendoo lol yes

[@myri_the_weirdo]

Small trivia: Callie vs Marie was in 2016 (8yrs ago) The Finalfest was in 2019 (5yrs ago) What can we learn? That we, team past and present, are maybe starting to get a bit old for this squishy lesbian squid game (But continue to play pls)

[@Kaitendoo]

@@myri_the_weirdo haha, it's a big thing about veterans especially Nostalgia is the strongest power! I never played splatoon 1 and didnt play splatoon 2 in its days I got it around 6 months ago to have a nice experience that's why splatoon 3 got a bigger place in my heart

[@Allen-R]

woah, S1 and S2 are close

[@Florapower04]

When I was the defending team (present) and heard Deep Cut's shout for the first time, I just locked in. That trumpet injected adrenaline right in my veins. And we won barely. Still one of the greatest moments from the fest.

[@junk2040]

0:48 *Who said we weren't doing this for Marie?*

[@Kaitendoo]

LMAO

[@myri_the_weirdo]

Cuz we didn't?

[@spacebar-vx7ck]

@@myri_the_weirdo I did

[@le_chef-Klown]

I did it for donkey kong

[@Kaitendoo]

@@le_chef-Klown totally valid reason

[@R3LAxolotl]

I wanted off the hook to win so bad, but deep down the inner child who loved callie and marie won too, so win win for me 🔥

[@weirdpuppet326]

Team future here: got one mirror match, and lost a majority of the normal ones cause I only got paired with little timmys :/

[@Kaitendoo]

Ooooopppps

[@myri_the_weirdo]

Yeah the vote wasn't really fair on you guys, half of your player base was composed of new players while past and present were full of old timers You were still great opponents when you were in experienced teams c:

[@weirdpuppet326]

@@myri_the_weirdo ikr, and all of my friends picked past or present so I couldn’t play with them! Its so annoying.

[@thebigtomato0597]

yeah we got cooked HARD (future) also i don't really like deep cut but i choose splatfests based on rl

[@Enzo_ida]

Did you know that the shouts for tricolor are specific songs because even the song represents a team in the shouts

[@pennycat6317]

I may have been on Team Present for both Off the Hook and my personal opiniom but I feel so bad for Team Future

[@cubechan1938]

Long live the Wii U

[@WispyDoesArt]

1:26 Stop. *Stop being relatable.* Bonus: What the heck? 1:34

[@justanoreo2.0]

Not the grandfest, but the one before i got a 100x battle when i randomly switch to DYNAMO (crush the 12 year olds but was very stressful

[@koiyune]

as a member of team future ....yeah it was mainly because i have a deep cut bias

[@Kaitendoo]

SAME LOL

[@raviolinoob4435]

1:13 I keep seeing people talking about this WAS THE STAGE ACTUALLY ON FIRE

[@blarg6264]

if you scan an idol amiibo to revisit the grand fest area in the nighttime phase, you can see that the outer frills of the giant clam stage(the biggest stage) were actually on fire. whats more, in the post-fest phase, the giant clam's frills are gone meaning that the fire burnt them up.

[@Kaitendoo]

The were COOKING LITERLALLY

[@raviolinoob4435]

@blarg6264 I just opened the game to check and OMG

[@AlexVeridyTLW]

0:08 literally playing Splatoon at all.

[@StarSpacewolf]

Me who COULDN'T play Splatfest and skipped it because nintendo's internet was so bad, I got disconnects every 5 minutes and 10 minute bans over and over:

[@Kaitendoo]

@@StarSpacewolf oh man I feel so sad for you even tho I didn't get any bans or any Internet issues so I think you gotta check your internet

[@StarSpacewolf]

@@Kaitendoo Nah nah, my internet was ok. my laptop worked, my phone, my other games, but NINTENDO. I did all the internet things like turning on and off, it was nintendo. It's why I'm upset. I missed the Final fest bc of it. Worst Splatfest Ever. Reason why? This is how I spent it: 12 rounds. 3 victories, 4 losses and 5 rounds where in which I IMMEDIATELY disconnected. Like, not even 15 seconds in. And EVERY SINGLE TIME I got a 10-minute ban. Then it became 20+ EVEN IN THE GRAND FESTIVAL HUB I GOT CONSTANT DISCONNECTS EVERY 5 MINUTES. I COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE CONCERT PROPERLY!! I heard I wasn't the only one dealing with bad internet. What was going on with the Splatoon servers? Couldn't it handle the amount of players?? I swear, I have a splatfest curse. - I never have time to play bc of some other stupid thing keeping me busy in the weekend. - When I DO have time, I have a losing streak or just constant disconnects - I literally missed day 1 of Grand fest because of my stupid dinner giving me a stomachache to the point I had to lay in bed and I fell asleep. - I never reach Ruler title - I can't often play with other team members (timezones) I just want to have some fun... Why can't I have fun during this...? (please don't comment "skill issue, that's a you problem" or anything else that's inconsiderate)

[@Kaitendoo]

@@StarSpacewolf I am really sorry to hear that you are having issues with the game hope they get fixed soon

[@StarSpacewolf]

@@Kaitendoo thnx

[@wesleytucher6332]

That was me just fuming on twitter lmao People said I should have taken a break NOO!!!

[@Kaitendoo]

LMAOOO

[@flamaerao]

0:29 if it's base L-3, I'll understand, but if it's D, I will not tolerate this L-3 Nozzlenose D is literally my 3rd best weapon. Out of the 60 that I've used.

[@Kaitendoo]

@@flamaerao I really respect nozzle players o7

[@tonycooler3445]

0:30 This hurts me on a spiritual level! I mean I was able to win it but still! 🤣

[@Kaitendoo]

THATS WOWOW

[@segastuffd]

Shout out to the four Japanese dudes on past who got ruler +99 lmao

[@Kaitendoo]

@@segastuffd LMAO FR THEY GRINDED THE GAME

[@Maiky5857]

if only were four

[@abbycollins]

I was on team future because I wanted cyberpunk splatoon 4 😅

[@Kaitendoo]

@@abbycollins hahaha 😆

[@everynameiwantistaken]

I said this in another video I chose Tean Present because of my standpoint You chose Team Present for the lesbian cephalopods We are not the same (I did it for both)

[@Kaitendoo]

@@everynameiwantistaken I went future heheh 😎

[@MochiMochi_p]

Daybreaker anthem caught me weaping, you telling me it's just dead now? :'/ I'm fine.

[@Kaitendoo]

@@MochiMochi_p fr 😭😭🥲

[@-Arimation-]

bald Frye jumpscare

[@Kaitendoo]

HEHEHE

[@PixelPandas]

hi, I'm the sploosh

[@Kaitendoo]

@@PixelPandas oh haiiil nah

[@thek.rooltroop2121]

And what about the Grand Festival Big Run?

[@Kaitendoo]

I can make one!

[@thek.rooltroop2121]

@@Kaitendoo Oh! That would be very awesome. It's because in all Grand Festival Slanders, people tends to miss and nof include the Grand Run.

[@mrbarit529]

So twitter didn’t explode (but r/saltoon did)

[@Kaitendoo]

@@mrbarit529 I am SUPER surprised it didn't explode actually it turned out to be peaceful 🙂 the reddit yea if it exploded

[@koiyune]

"PRESENT SHOULD OF WON BECAUSE PEARLINA!11!" - some team present player on r/saltoon, probably

[@eereree]

sploon 😭

[@doc_witch]

RAAAAAH 3RD PLACE

[@Kaitendoo]

SHOCKING RIGHT T_T

[@tiago.k1_knoxt]

0:49 Callie said, and we did it If it werent for them, we wouldnt be able to keep going ahahha

[@Kaitendoo]

@@tiago.k1_knoxt haha you really guys slayed ggs!!

[@tiago.k1_knoxt]

@@Kaitendoo fr bro ahhaha which team where you on?

[@Kaitendoo]

@@tiago.k1_knoxt team future!

[@tiago.k1_knoxt]

@@Kaitendoo Yo bro nice gg

[@pearlhouzukiswife]

1:06 fr i was watching them most of the fest 😭

[@vrbrice8305]

At 0:29, why does this always keep happeninggggggggggg!!!!!

[@Kaitendoo]

WELL apparently there is a system where when you change your weapon the chance of getting multiplier is higher by A LOT 😭

[@yes6046]

i changed to range blaster for 1 game. i got a 333x. against all odds, i won

[@koiyune]

i got a 10x with E LITER once lmao