WHAT ALL 32 NFL TEAMS NEED TO DO THIS OFF-SEASON - Triggering All 32 Fanbases

[@Imsorryman]

These 17 minutes are worth it😂😂

[@Ray-qn6ry]

and 36 seconds

[@cesarcisneros1838]

The Browns select a long snapper

[@shukaku3]

FeAR Energy ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[@kevinthibodeau6813]

FeAR Energy jokes on you browns pass

[@seanstovall4399]

Very Brown like

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

Backup punter

[@cadensitkowski]

3rd string water boy

[@calebc5057]

I bet liquor stores in Cleveland sell out fast

[@yahoosucks234]

They have deals the day after every Browns loss.

[@anthonymachingo4643]

John Smith Nah. It's all year long. It's also anytime that the Cavs play on National Television, Or the Indians have a lead in the playoffs. God it's great to be a Cleveland sports fan.

[@JoelinLBK]

Loved the leg joke about J.J. 😂 I’m from houston btw, it’s true. If you like your knees, don’t play here...

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

UltimateDebate Reviews they should draft legs and a 2 playoff win season

[@xypherus777]

Those Pat Mahomes comments aged well... 🤣

[@davidthompson7703]

1:18 “at least 3-25 years away from putting up a contender” 3 years later and yeah they’re a contender 😂

[@dannymclaughlin4520]

With the first overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft The Cleveland Browns select Johnny Townsend, Punter, Florida.

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

eddie mac nah, convert Lamar Jackson to fullback

[@mustangs0077]

Go gators

[@clutchmitt736]

The browns need to try baseball because theres is 162 chances to win

[@daleftuprightatsoldierfield]

Great Value Bleach they would go 0-162

[@grant1615]

Even they would fuck it up

[@danielgraziano2537]

If u multiply the nfl season by ten u get the mlb season. If u multiply Cleveland’s wins by 10, you’d have 0. Browns 0-162 confirmed

[@tristanpuerta2851]

Great Value Bleach lol

[@timscott5782]

Lmao

[@tatooine366]

Eagles fans: "WE LOST, LETS TEAR UP THE CITY" " WE WON, LETS TEAR UP THE CITY

[@knockout99ify]

Pats blew a 33-32 lead guys

[@vaqseen7657]

knockout99ify Doesn't work like that

[@justinsolo5175]

knockout99ify PATS BLEW A 1 POINT LEAD

[@scottlemiere2024]

Pats blew the wrong ref to get all their calls.

[@oximofo9]

Scott Lemiere underrated comment of the decade.

[@fraudulentfem7322]

knockout99ify They only led once in the entire game

[@UnlimitedProduction1]

Cleveland is going to kill someone's career next year.

[@skarsgaarddilapidatedboat5590]

they are the grim reapers of careers after all.

[@LiShinong]

I can see in the near future where potential top draft players do bad in combine and say some stupid shit just so Browns wont draft them.

[@skarsgaarddilapidatedboat5590]

yea thats already started

[@scottlemiere2024]

I'm waiting for someone to get drafted by Cleveland and announce their retirement the next day.

[@fremthemukanasatalharajajn4526]

UnlimitedProduction1 yeah. a number one picks

[@KnobleSloth]

I enjoyed 31/32 of this video

[@RatIsCool21]

I was on the sideline when Jay Cutler threw that pass that went 15 yards off the field and that's when I knew it was going to be a shitty year to be a Dolphins fan.

[@FivePointsVids]

That must have been like watching a school bus go off a cliff

[@xypherus777]

Well I'd say the Mahomes comments aged well...

[@gghilfiger]

You should do one for the nba when the season over

[@Matthew.Morcos]

I would watch

[@kevinthibodeau6813]

This year Cleveland decides to pass on their draft picks

[@garrettturner8525]

I'm a Rams fan who is a finance major currently. The stockbroker comment was pretty funny.

[@FivePointsVids]

He was legit a full time stock broker before they signed him.

[@garrettturner8525]

I heard about that, that's why I thought it was funny. Dude literally left his job as a stockbroker to come kick some footballs. Thankfully Greg the Leg will be back next season.

[@ShadowSackboy]

GT16 Paintball bruh us not having GZ fucked us up

[@BOS_C.O.]

Patriots- defense defense defense

[@moopert86]

So interesting to hear comments on Mahomes before he went all Mahomes.

[@TheSigmaElite1987]

Cleveland browns need to relocate............. ........to the bottom of lake erie...lmao

[@ProGamer-ol9md]

Frick you that's not okay dude

[@tibora13]

Clevand Browns Need to draft a Logo for their Helmet and pray......to go 0-16 again lol I love their Parade DILLY DILLY!

[@chrishale5213]

Lmao I thought the asshole roommate bailing was going to be an analogy for Josh McDaniels

[@largenuggs4949]

N.Y. Jets: Don't be the fucking Jets.

[@isaiahmcnab4388]

Honestly I think all the Cowboys need is to draft a wide out and pick up a Sean Lee back up in FA also cut Dez I like him but it's time to let him go also how about another DE in FA

[@tmcwas3717]

KEEP DEZ YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS

[@cameronostrander7140]

Heh, as a Vikings follower. I wish I had seen the holes earlier. Though seen the Case early, and could not get too excited. Teams usually only have two or three years with a great defense, Vikes are going into a third season, might be time to get at least a decent offense, and a quarterback that can actually pass, and stay upright.

[@sauldinhooo]

That actually really hurt man. I didn't want to relive that legendary hit by Marcus Williams

[@ToxicPandaXL]

Boa, I was depressed when Jeffery went off in the super bowl😞

[@stk-x-gaming8651]

You took it easy on Carolina. Thank you lol.

[@mr.espeon4507]

Ceveland browns Draft a kicker in the first round

[@djthomas2244]

Darius Howard nah take a long snapper

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

Let's draft a...... Fullback

[@jrmiles73]

Darius Howard get a left bench for their first pick and a right bench for their second

[@randycarlson1130]

Darius Howard lol

[@IceBozo]

Left out the L because the Browns don’t take those 😤

[@hosenunz7797]

i love this channel 😂

[@PureChaos20]

I honestly love your outro song so much. It just brings me joy.

[@heaven1189]

You said Winston doesn't have weapons 😂😂 Mike Evans, Djackson, OJ Howard, cam brate, Doug Martin sounds like weapons to me

[@dfkeija8213]

Are you and Urinating Tree distant cousins

[@yikesuhhh]

At least we didn’t try and go 16-0 just to lose to Eli Manning

[@sandlotscout6358]

Ya Boi at least brady never got benched for geno smith

[@yikesuhhh]

Mister Biggs jokes on you I’m not a giants fan. I just hate the pats

[@D3ath2Day]

Mister Biggs at least the coach their was a total asshole.

[@gangstakittle2852]

actually Tampon bay is the worst franchise after this season

[@coleschubert9868]

Ajay Bhattacharyya what don't blame the players blame the dumb ass owners and rodger goddell. Thank you rodger goddell for making us play 16 games straight without a bye week go screw your self rodger goddell

[@gangstakittle2852]

Cole Schubert chill TF out I want saying anything about the players

[@tommynobaka]

+Ajay Bhattacharyya tampon bay lmfao oo oo

[@emceesmith6665]

Don't blame the nature and the execs for your shitty ass football team lol

[@fremthemukanasatalharajajn4526]

tampon bay. wow. nfl kleenex grid iron

[@DTM8799]

13:47 you just had to rip that band aid off😂

[@TheBSFranklin]

Also, Atlanta, use Julio Jones as a receiver not a decoy....F'n SARC!!!

[@marcusmariota1638]

TheBSFranklin hard to do when he’s getting tripled and Ryan got 1 TD when throwing to him in the end zone. Like 29 incomplete.

[@gungo0688]

I think the browns try to ruin there drafts. It’s always the wide receivers fault Wait where is the gun emoji.

[@tristanpuerta2851]

🔫found it

[@jamescostello38]

He did the saints so dirty, Lance Stephenson lol

[@p.h.562]

Marvin Lewis actually left the team after this season ended. He was offered a contract extension but he decided to not take it.

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

What if nate Peterman does start next year

[@kennycai8695]

Ravens fan here. No arguments there. We definitely need a young #1 wideout for Flacco to throw to. I'm also a bit nervous, cause the Ravens are entering that stage where we have to consider rebuilding. As much as I respect Ozzie Newsome, he has lost a lot of his magic touch, and the lack of receivers is killing our Super Bowl aspirations. DeCosta is still very much a question mark at this point, so I will let that slide. This may be our last hurrah at the Super Bowl before Suggs and Woodhead joins Ogden, Lewis and Reed into retirement, and maybe Harbaugh's last season in Baltimore, so I really pray that they can make some noise when the season starts.

[@FreeDarth]

Ken Hamada we got to make playoffs if not John is gone

[@nochillronnie3794]

This is before I watch the video but You need a new quarterback why not nick foles

[@user-bw9oz1kw8l]

elite QB FLACCO> CAREER BACKUP WHO HAD 2 GOOD RUNS IN HIS CAREER

[@FreeDarth]

Marko GD stfu I feel like your tryna play my qb

[@ItsKryptick]

Browns need to draft OL to protect Kizer. Kizer plays well when he’s not getting anally penetrated every play.

[@fade5832]

This shit is so funny, great content man😂. You deserve wayyy more views and subs

[@dawsonpoliakiwski8852]

You were not able to trigger but with the bucs one but nice try haha. All jokes a side good vid

[@Heisenberg4188]

Looks like Mayfield worked out for us after all

[@UnemploymentScrub23]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@familyguyfan8899]

Press 1 if the Browns will draft a kicker

[@mxenoskorpion3072]

1

[@chrisbard8656]

1

[@willshadowclaws2549]

1

[@4uvold]

FamilyGuyfan889 1

[@itz_ryugium3525]

1

[@ThaloniusPFunk]

Aye love the Rhapsody in Blue in the background!!!!

[@eriqlacks413]

I now cannot decide between you and UrinatingTree. But FivePoints Vids is easily among my Top 5 favorite KZbin channels because you are fucking hilarious!

[@FivePointsVids]

Eriq Lacks i’ll make it easy for you. Tree is better than me. Every vid he puts out is funnier than the one before. I’m happy to just be in the same conversation- thanks for watching and subbing and for the positive vibes, it truly is appreciated!

[@eriqlacks413]

FivePoints Vids You deserve all the praise you get. With all due respect to UrinatingTree, I rank you higher because I found your channel first. I'm proud to be among the first million subscribers you guys will certainly have, and I hope that my channel will be nearly as entertaining as either of you two 😄

[@50PullUps]

Yep, it did hurt seeing Alshon get a ring.

[@braedenbarrett3698]

i feel broken with that saints part lol

[@nyquilljornan2004]

Doctor: you have 17 minutes and 36 seconds to live Me: WHAT ALL 32 NFL TEAMS NEED TO DO THIS OFF-SEASON - GET ROASTED

[@FivePointsVids]

Lol

[@linusaursrex458]

I feel like this was more of a “Get Roasted Kevin Spacey” problem than a NFL problem

[@3DSCRUSHER]

That fund raising website doesn’t sound to bad. But can’t put me down, actually got to see my team win a super bowl

[@cclarkhandle]

"Everything's coming up Millhouse!" 😂

[@ayocoda]

Rhapsody in Blue in the background

[@expectoprotesto]

Not sure why you were in my recommendation but Imma have to subscribe now.

[@noblehazards9713]

I’m a saints fan and when he got to New Orleans, I held my breath, but I was shocked to see him just show a clip of Marcus Williams, I let out my a sigh of relief. Like yeah that sucked big time but if that’s all he had to show then I’m happy! I was honestly ready for a nasty roast.

[@TheNaggerGuySPPD]

Been here since less than 2k subs :3

[@josephh7699]

You acully triggered me with the Bengals roast

[@brendencarroll2452]

Man these vids are the best 😂😂

[@BlazeHavoc]

5:23 *takes a sip of wine*

[@paulelliott3220]

Redskins (my team) Buy the Eagles offensive line Draft Baker Set the defence on fire when they play to get a sense of urgency and only put them out when they make a play And don't point and laugh at the Giants; they beat us !!! Very cool bro' This roasting is class

[@FivePointsVids]

Thanks my brother from up north!

[@roundmaster2418]

Saints: Get the OG Jimmy G back to give Mike’s hands a break, and get another corner and never mention the name Marcus Williams ever again

[@zijati]

As a Browns fan it can’t get much worse... can it?

[@skarsgaarddilapidatedboat5590]

thanks. you just jinxed it asshat.

[@SuperKenndog]

If I hadn't already subscribed, I would have based on the Jackson Heights' own Coming to America reference. See what you did there. Tip o the cap to you sir.

[@FivePointsVids]

thanks bro. congrats to the eagles. not really but, you know :)

[@SuperKenndog]

FivePoints Vids lol. Thanks and keep pumping out awesome vids

[@harryrs7293]

Same vid with every other sport?

[@rolffrancois7070]

The A-Aron joke got me 😂😂😂 Pele and key

[@Mbdxwwe18]

As a Bears Fan that is true

[@Mbdxwwe18]

Granted they can draft or sign wide receivers because we do need Playmakers but it's all for not if trubisky doesn't have help on the offensive line

[@gungo0688]

Browns Message: Sell while you can

[@samblackett]

Dallas needs to get rid of Dez Bryant in any way

[@DowntimeRe-up]

Low Quality Highlights Nope

[@DowntimeRe-up]

Low Quality Highlights Need to improve him and if nothing happens this season then trade him in his final year of his contract

[@adriandominguez9836]

Yeah

[@thegreatest7502]

"Trigger waring, bitches" 😂

[@grant1615]

The browns need to quit

[@familyguyfan8899]

More Kevin Spacey jokes

[@jok3r906]

Well my lunch break and day have been made 😂😂😂

[@KarlL99]

I swear to god if the ravens draft an OL instead of a WR or TE I'll flip shit

[@ja1lbreakr0cks]

LeVitre was solid You're right that Schweitzer isn't a starter though As for Ryan being a douche...Sanu kinda had it coming. He should have been set Also let's see what Sark does this coming season

[@ja1lbreakr0cks]

kaleidoskulls and DT as well.

[@justinbattle7773]

Wes isn't a starter at all. And Jake Matthews is too inconsistent, we should sign Andrew Norwell and draft the best Tight End in the draft

[@mmakeion7358]

Man this was hilarious, very good

[@salemcvlt]

Didn't get triggered as much as I agreed. Life as a Panthers fan.

[@justacasualpatsfan4237]

In the first pick for the 2018 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select [insert name here], kicker, Lake Erie.

[@beatlesandoasis6631]

“Jameis Winston has no weapons.” What???

[@stk-x-gaming8651]

Straight savage on New England & Philly. 🤣😂

[@capekee1303]

saints dont need help in the secondary - just a hiccup by a rookie in the worst possible time. dude was the reason we got back in the game and the reason we got out, it evens out

[@funzjag]

Another great video, you smart ass! 😜🍻😜

[@homelessacog7530]

Hey can you roast every single MLB team in baseball

[@TheKing60210]

Lol that Nick Foles ending

[@luilovebug]

Would love to see you do one for the MLB. Please?

[@pattontank773]

That was a cheap shot at Toys R Us. They're innocent bro.

[@mrtnanners]

lmao is that iijerichoii as the first video

[@Wyltk99]

This is Urinating Tree but less funnier

[@buddyhield5649]

Agree with you the Steelers need a star middle line backer or we need to blow up our scheme cause I'm tired of watching the defense get torched every year.

[@pickle-do190]

Cleveland's best game of the year; The NFL Draft.

[@chrispybaconbruh]

Pickle-Do No they always fuck that up too

[@MrButterInaCan]

"Fuck you spaniels"😂 the puppy bowl is exciting enough so thanks for not torching the bolts too hard

[@tiedyeeli]

Lol As a Jags fan I whole heartedly agree that we should relocate to London 😂😂

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

TiedyeEli why?

[@chrisbard8656]

jags day they play in London every year

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

Chris Bard that is true

[@Dylanbolton69]

The London thing was just a dumb rumor

[@spookyspud4340]

So You mean that all visiting players have to cross national borders into London just for fan pleasure?

[@savag3hedset227]

U kill me when u mention the jets man I always have a bottle o cyanide next to me every time u roast nfl teans

[@bobbytownsend7973]

You calling Baker a bust is hilarious

[@SNBullen0002]

Bruh, those Houston knees. 😭😭I'm triggered finally😭😭

[@lucascheng8812]

Why didn't u mention Blair Walsh for the Seahawks lol

[@arnavsingh4723]

this is basically urinatingtree without the cool voice

[@Nunyabeezwax2024]

HATERS GONNA HATE WE DEM BOYZ