I Fixed The Washington Football Team Logo

Uh oh! This episode we're looking at redesigning "The Washington Football Team" because, frankly, that's just about the dumbest name we've ever heard! It used to be the Washington... Something Else*... but seeing as they need a new name and logo, we're only too happy to oblige!
*You're supposed to put relevant keywords in your description. But I also don't have a death wish!
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"Cancellation Station" composition and arrangement by Quincas Moreira,
Originally as "Canal 3."
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Istanbul: / harry.gold.artist

[@Fizzymilkshakee]

HOW DID THIS GUY PREDICT COLLEEN BALENGER'S APOLAGY

[@stealyoursupplies]

i know

[@lav-kitty]

she's secretly a fan of the channel and stole his song

[@dannynolan8863]

Your writing style of getting from A to B via cdefghijlmnopqrstuvwxy&z is so refreshing. Here I was thinking it could have been the Washington Foreskins.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

That would never make it past the censors!

[@curtisjones9372]

The Washington no foreskins was left on the cutting room floor for that last logo

[@DrakeDragsaw]

This milked like age.

[@ironyinc3453]

Milked this age like

[@TheTrueKingJ]

@@ironyinc3453 This liked milk age

[@roboteacat]

@@TheTrueKingJ liked this age milk

[@misterboxhead3045]

@@roboteacat like milked this age

[@ethanm2195]

age this like milked

[@FoxJ10027]

Your "I'm Jewish" has the same vibe as Inigo Montoya's "I am not left handed"

[@ministerexharme]

Most underrated channel of all time. You need a join button, or a Patreon.

[@dermathze700]

Only discovered this channel this week, and I agree. Great channel and humor.

[@v3nus.youtubestuff_]

4:52 This line is familliar...

[@Lmaomsp]

Yeah...

[@BlastingBloo]

Hey Harry. I just want to say that I really appreciate the quality of your content and you do not get nearly as many views as you deserve. I've shared your stuff with my friends and always try to watch and like your stuff when it comes out. I really don't know how you can go about getting more viewers but god speed man.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

Thank you very much, Jack! Your support means a lot, and every bit is a huge help!

[@funebure]

Rotskins and noskins were my favorites, can you cancel what's already dead? Zombie immunity

[@GeorgepiggyGP]

BRO HARRY PREDICTED THE COLLEEN BALENGERS APOLOGIE SONG!?!

[@Nov-5062]

Won't be surprised if she downright stole it

[@pemanilnoob]

There is NO WAY she didn’t just STEAL it

[@PandaBox_]

This aged like milk

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

Oh no! They're here already!!

[@rapeisnatural]

Harry you're a fuckin comedic genius

[@dyscotopia]

The production values of these underlooked gems astonish me. Plus just listen to those stirring pipes. Harry Gold can do it all. Comedy, music, social commentary, video editing.. Oh, and I think he draws things. That gives me an idea. The Washington Drawstrings. A pair of well loved, beer stained sweatpants is something all sportsfans can get behind

[@creechieuihana]

I think they could have used the feathers and only kept those, having two big feathers with red decorations in a white and yellow circle, and call it the Washington Redfeathers!

[@creeperlamoureux]

that's an actually good idea

[@tarapeterson5899]

Glad my years of hummus supply is finally being recognised!

[@lostielizzie]

Great video Harry, love the editing! I'm tempted to move to this "fortitude valley". All the cool kids are there!

[@cupidsgraveyard]

the song aged so perfectly

[@InzidenzPanik]

Really? because there are people who push that unironically to validate their messed up stuff… They go with “Muh cancelling” before taking actual responsibility when they are already exposed. Harry is a great content creator but his chud episodes are flatter than the UPA cartoon style.

[@pemanilnoob]

@@InzidenzPanikthey made a joke about how the KZbin Colleen ballanger whatever made basically the exact same song, but worse, and unironically

[@sebacastelo]

Damn this is by far the most underrated channel ever. You are AMAZING!! That cancellation station song was… chef’s kiss

[@pfortner9699]

Just randomly found this channel on KZbin. Many people had better ideas than commanders, but the zombie one had a particular problem so. Rot is German for red, so no name improvment there.

[@TacomasterStudios]

Deadskins?

[@bungbananaman]

@@TacomasterStudios brilliant

[@DianaTaffie]

Not gonna lie that last rebrand is metal as fuck.

[@ECartmanist]

I like when you do risky jokes and topics. This is an extremely different channel, I like it

[@InzidenzPanik]

There’s dozens of channels of the same edgy scripted talking points nature, but he is one of the few with actual talent.

[@Iczalak]

This channel is absolutely amazing.

[@M3plusYOU]

I love the cancellation station song great job

[@Ladondorf]

I appreciate the extremely obscure Johnny Thunder flash game reference.

[@erejnion]

This aged like milk with Lactobacillus Bulgaricus in it.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

Admittedly, I had to google that gag... Now I see it's pretty cheesy!

[@erejnion]

@@TheHarryGoldShow Presuming there is Penicillium too, your video becomes the Washington Blue Cheese of cancel culture.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

@@erejnion I'd drink to that!

[@truffleshuffle314]

my favorite z list youtuber, hope he moves up to x list soon.

[@rmzCrush]

this channel is underrated, keep up man, the algorithm will catch up.

[@KairuHakubi]

7:42 in fairness that is literally what 'senate' means. I'm being blown away by all of these agreeable takes.

[@Nooliroto]

3:41 the funny red KZbin man from kids with problems

[@WD_RatLad]

4:21 me when hands

[@Squerfatchi]

i never needed to see buffsuki. but know i have. and i needed it

[@anotherwea6692]

Maybe this "no racism" might end up being a recurring joke in the channel. would be funny to see a callback to another videos

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

Need an extended Harrykage Giraold theme

[@Kropolis]

The ending is just phenomenal

[@patrickbuckley7259]

So considering the Blackfoot tribe is actually sueing the Commanders for changing their name and removing their maskot, which was created by a Blackfoot artist depicting a Blackfoot historical figure... This aged like fine wine.

[@JohnClMeis]

During “Cancellation Station” I got a haircut cancellation app ad.

[@flindude2681]

This episode makes me think that the whole thing is awsome just so I can have this for content.

[@y.t.d.7912]

I would say the best ones are the Washington dinosaurs, the Washington snakes and the Washington pandas but the Washington rot-skins one, Give me an idea of calling them the Washington zombies and that wouldn't be a bad idea, I'd say it be pretty cool because you have pirates you have vikings you have hawks you have leprechauns you have all kinds of mythical creatures and legendary figures so why not we throw in zombies, But I personally think if zombies wouldn't be a thing I think the dinosaurs won would be the best because Dinosaurs hasn't been used before And a couple of the other ones you mentioned seemed a little too close to actual teams, save enough to prevent lawsuit but still not very safe in general I'm referring to the Washington fat cats one, It's much too similar to the rock cats, Which is a baseball team, Just like you don't want to name your football team the Washington super celtics, That's too close to the basketball team the celtics

[@brucesearle]

Absolute genius Harry! And I thought Sam Tucker was underrated! Maybe start doing 'Listening to (insert famous song title here) for the first time' videos to increase your viewership?

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

With this new found religious revelation your father’s side profile takes on a new ashke-nosey meaning.

[@HAVgiraffe]

OMG i was so worng with the guess for the caricature from the previous video! My guess for this caricature is Goldie Han as my gut reaction but lord knows I've been so wrong before....

[@cherrycolareal]

McGill had the same issue with it's men's athletics, changing their name from the Redmen to the Redhawks.

[@poppensmurf]

Couldn’t guess the caricature but that song in the middle kinda slapped!

[@maxbrandt6]

Re-naming themselves the "Commaders" is the stupidest thing they could have come up with! How about the Timber Wolves or Wolverines or some other predatory animal since lions, tigers, and bears have already been taken, Osprey would have been a good choice too!

[@mageofchaos]

Wolverines is the Michigan University mascot

[@maxbrandt6]

@@mageofchaos Right, so that one is out.

[@TheOvadex]

An interesting rendition of Goldie Hawn

[@StereoTyp0]

HP, MSI and now THGS Creative Design Agency. Will the simple geometric letters ever end? P.S. THGS Creative Design Agency looks like an elongated, striped, short-billed duck.

[@CHRISKELLYUTUBE]

Just so you know ... Your THGS logo reads like THUGS ... which, maybe that's a good thing? I dunno ... Goldie Hawn is the caricature

[@kthking]

lol, this opening felt like an Outside Xbox video opening

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

07:58 Why washington sssnakesss? We aren’t mean liarsss. That’sss humansss you’re thinking of.

[@StereoTyp0]

A young David Byrne sighted at 3:13

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

Well... how did he get here?

[@StereoTyp0]

@@TheHarryGoldShow How do I work this?

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

@@StereoTyp0 Where is that large automobile!?

[@StereoTyp0]

@@TheHarryGoldShow What is that beautiful house?

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

@@StereoTyp0 This is not my beautiful wife!!!

[@CarterJackson]

The oversimplified had me howling lmao

[@1LeeRoe]

Oh, Harry, you're gold! And the caricature is Goldie Hawn but I'm too late for that.

[@kennyboi4895]

complete gold 🤣 I see where the name came from

[@MarxistClownism]

I like the Washington chads

[@MarxistClownism]

Nm the final one is gold

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

The Washington foot washing ball ton.

[@GunnarVance]

The logo was fine, but the name eugh... The name's what needs changing.

[@dc9662]

Why "Rotskins," when "Deadskins" was RIGHT THERE???!!! I'm disappointed in you, Harry.

[@jakethefox3893]

The cancellation station represents internet now-a-days

[@George1791-]

This is cinema!

[@fortymcmeme3846]

the bgm when you mentioned being jewish💀

[@fuzzbuns84]

you're alive! thank the divines.

[@el_de_enmedio]

Great as always

[@ChiliB0tArt]

honestly noskins is pretty good if they gotta keep the "skin" part

[@jpardoa94]

After a year I can say this aged like milk Should have used Shekels instead of Christkillers, it fulfills al the requirements! -Bland and dead meme/stereotype -Potentially offensive for snowflakes (which could not even be Jewish themselves!) -Short -Kinda catchy anyways -Would ease reusing the original logo's style (as a golden coin instead of a monocle)

[@GumSkyloard]

"snowflakes" lmao, how retarded of a term

[@one_night_gaming]

2K, 2K, 2K! Edit: Yay! You got 2K Subs!

[@YTOxygenLess]

Such a good account, always.

[@kanescott1300]

10/10 as per usual

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Colleen stole your song, omfg

[@InzidenzPanik]

I find funny how he rambles about a public opinion strawman while explaining his edgy joke…and as someone who really enjoy’s Harry’s content…maybe if he does need to explain the joke not because of fear of cancellation but just because the “if we had to cancel everything that offends a little group” take is low hanging fruit at this point and it’s not that much of an original joke or take anymore. He is kind playing the Rob Schneider technique of “you either laugh or I offended you”. He drains his effort on the illustrations I suppose. I mean, the last logo is the equal of having a medieval copist do a goldfoil lettering of a racial slur…

[@thelordofchickens738]

Is it just me or does the thgs logo look like a side-view Minecraft chicken, or seeing as the beak is shaped so differently, this could settle the chicken or duck debate by showing a Minecraft duck

[@user-dp5ve5zn7t]

glad you reached 1k

[@dannynolan8863]

Always late here these days. Goldie Hawn. in all her glory.

[@BronzeShow]

This aged like Israel

[@CaptainDiqhedd]

great stuff keep it up

[@OtisLePoOtis]

Just make the logo into the face of Harry Gold. Easy.

[@AliasArketer]

It really isn't right that you only have around 780 more subscribers than I!

[@AliasArketer]

I am sure this will soon be remedied at least.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

I'm sure you're right - you've gotta be due for a surge any minute now!

[@AliasArketer]

@@TheHarryGoldShow Most kind! Nevertheless I would stress I hardly begrudge your well-won greater success, now or in the future.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

@@AliasArketer If you'll forgive my mangling the quote, I hope all our boats float on the same rising tide!

[@Lemstache]

Isn’t rot red in German?

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Yes, yes it is

[@StereoTyp0]

Also, the caricature looks like Meg Ryan

[@thebubonicj]

That's Goldie!

[@YetAnotherProduction]

4:18 And just like Captain America, I understood that music reference.

[@heretichunter2139]

THIS IS DOPE

[@GanarfGeorgie]

Goldie Hawn!!!

[@pinkCEO]

Hilarious.

[@moxxiepeppino]

Milk that has age

[@mopododo]

Was the Jewish set up to make me think "the Washington Cutskins"? I really hope so because that's what my brain did.

[@1970DAH]

Goldie Hawn?

[@bella_the_arist9804]

Lol.

[@MrMech_]

that's why I use planes

[@therealbaylee]

Is it jill biden?

[@heliammusicchannel]

Absolute G To the O to the L to the D As you were 😉

[@el_de_enmedio]

Madonna?

[@Sir-pentios]

Forget the red skins how bout the Washington NI-

[@LittleTimmy2016]

You see it's funny because racism

[@epicsauce-h5v]

"Har har. Guys it's funny because I almost said a racial slur."

[@Sir-pentios]

@@epicsauce-h5v yeah that’s the joke

[@epicsauce-h5v]

@@Sir-pentios I mean the original name was a racial slur, so it wouldn’t be much different.

[@Sir-pentios]

@@epicsauce-h5v uhh yeah that’s the joke

[@ZioskamiTV]

Jill Biden?

[@Nate-bd8fg]

Jill Biden, easy

[@carman2139]

Hillary Clinton this is for the end of the episode

[@carman2139]

WE NEED ONE MORE LIKE FOR 69

[@poopdeck2485]

Ppp

[@00fgytduydrtu]

>I am jewish >Instanly unsubbed

[@derick1618]

You had to be told? I shiggy dig.

[@mageofchaos]

> I am Jewish > Instantly understood that it was a joke and that he doesn’t actually mean it

[@mloxard]

I like your videos, but this was kind of cringe

[@SussyPoster69]

This aged like... Uh...uhhmmmuhhhh.... This aged like...uhhhmmm. ageingrdhjgt

[@gunstarr8]

As a Redskins fan myself, they should've changed their name back to the Washington Hogs like it originally used to be back in their founding years.

[@luccafilms2859]

This aged like milk