Fjord and Molly Flirt with the Locals (NSFW language)

Warning: There is a bit of crass language, sexual innuendo in this one. As well as the usual swearing. I've heard worse on daytime tv, but you don't want parents or coworkers to hear.
Molly has a blast. Fjord reaches new levels of embarrassment. The group does not help.
Some sayings are different for Zemnians.
Bonus Disaster Beau flirting.
Caleb was not expecting sexual innuendo when he entered this drinking competition.
Footage from Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 24: "The Hour of Honor"
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[@joshkaid]

Fjord: When you have the Charisma to be charming, but lack the Wisdom for social situations.

[@togipoogaming3775]

terrible combo lol

[@sillwullivan83]

Me as a person in general

[@Donkyelburro]

I feel so identified with fjord in this men. I get so nervous when something can happend. One time I even stand up and go walk alone at night jajaja.

[@Verbose_Mode]

Start flirting. Be successful. Realize this is working. Panic.

[@bribizlegaming6678]

"I HATE TO INTERRUPT"

[@Nessmess001]

I keep cracking up at how suspiciously well Matt acts out a promiscuous Dwarven lady

[@acesinoE15]

Matt is best girl.

[@scouttyra]

Did not really need that picture of what happens when Matt and Marisha are alone together...

[@haloelite439]

What do you mean he isn't a promiscuous dwarf disguised as a human man?

[@jordanhaddix3592]

@Walt Aistir *Scottish mommy issues

[@DragonTwilight]

I laugh at how his dwarves women sound like David Tennant.

[@deffdefying4803]

Fjord is a trainwreck and I love him "no nO LET ME C L A R I F A H"

[@swordude40]

5:05

[@gamergirl209]

Plus the voice crack

[@whitneawonka9264]

I can't stop rewinding and watching that part omg

[@fungusfood8097]

So much TeX panic

[@bmoney2011]

he's a trainwreck? *watches the rest of the video and observes Jester discussing her own mother's sexual liaisons in a bar/brothel*

[@AncientSlugThrower]

"Amaze me, baffle me! Make me forget where I am!" Long may he reign.

[@scouttyra]

Huzzah!

[@nicholasfotou2980]

That line works really well at parties.

[@dynamicworlds1]

Long may he reign

[@TylerBro86]

*Raises Glass* Long may he reign...

[@Tarrenxer]

Long may the purple swordsman reign

[@nekoali2]

Molly in his element. Poor Fjord is totally the innocent college student sharing a dorm with the playboy.

[@BadSkeelz]

He is like a Coyote!

[@Greenling]

‘My charisma score is just okay, but my dick is BOMB.’

[@brokenpieces5852]

This is why my residence has our choice of roommates set up like a dating site.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

@@BadSkeelz He has Diplomatic Immunity?

[@nichotamer9418]

Someone make a mini fanfic with this idea

[@ebonyvoigt7257]

I love that Fjord's accent got more southern the more stressed out he got about asking the dwarven lady for things XD

[@Look_ADog]

Honestly that's how it is in the south 😂 I barely have an accent until I get stressed, angry, or embarrassed

[@captkatie14]

It’s so true! People don’t even know I’m from the south until I get stressed or angry😂

[@dtczyk8976]

“Lady”

[@daybreak2127]

@@Look_ADog completely true

[@furrybastard27]

My Irish accent gets waaayyy more intense when I’m stressed/angry. I’ll be in like, the middle of Texas an start cursing in Gaelic.

[@K1w1KoolA1d]

Notice how at 3:44 Jester is a little disturbed that everyone thinks that "a lady of the night" can't be someone who can look after a kid. Her mother is exactly that, and she raised her just fine.

[@youtubegameraddict5016]

I think they were more worried that it was someone they didn't know.

[@alivecoy]

Did she though? Jester may have a good heart but she repeatedly breaks the law, undermines religions other than her own, and continuously acts like a child. Not to mention that because of her mothers occupation she couldnt make any friends her age as a child. This isn't me saying Jester is a bad character, but the Ruby also wasnt around enough to be consiterd a "good mom." although im sure her mother tried its a little too much to say that her mother even raised her in my opinion.

[@fusionxtras]

Let me just say that an adventurer is kinda like a vagabond, no home no job, drinking all the time, getting into trouble, sometimes die in a place theyre unfamiliar with and taking on random requests sometimes

[@markky3050]

@@alivecoy laura has said a few times that jesters actions are direct responses for the traveller. Those have nothing to do with her mother.

[@MrMatek13]

@@markky3050 Then again, one could consider the fact that she accepted the Traveler's influence so willingly to have been caused by the amount of attention she got as a child and the sheltered way in which she was raised. Like kids do, she had an imaginary friend. But this one was real.

[@BashStash]

“ And she pops the top button on her blouse” I don’t know if Marisha’s gasp as a reaction was in character or not.

[@ChangelingWaves]

BashStash Both

[@vietlinhvu2306]

What timestamps is that?

[@Gorasta100]

@@vietlinhvu2306 About 1:04

[@froggdoggs8551]

Probably both

[@LordVader1094]

But Laura is the one who gasped, lol

[@JoeChianelli]

*"DID YOU JUST SAY I'D BEEN WITH YOUR MOM?!?"*

[@deathbykonami5487]

I don't know Fjord, maybe you should consider it a compliment consider the Ruby of the Sea's reputation.

[@Sleepy12ftPanda]

"That was the most horrible thing I ever had to do," said the warlock.

[@mermidion7552]

yeah, i think he would rather take a Sword through the chest.

[@lonebugget9949]

@@mermidion7552 lmao you accurately predicted that cinderrest sanctum bit

[@Jjellicat]

"Do you know what that is?" "Yea it's like the little-" "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY"

[@noahayrton6189]

__Janeal What does it reference?

[@Angelkittykatz]

Saw it just as it was happening 😂

[@joshuastender4871]

@@noahayrton6189 It's a Lethal Weapon 2 reference.

[@baddgercatz3367]

I wanna like this but it's on 666 likes and I dont feel like breaking that

[@ravenhull]

@@noahayrton6189, specifically Liam’s accent had drifted close to the “South African” accents that movie’s villains had.

[@BlackOctoberFox]

"Have you been with someone before?" "Yeah, absolutely." "Are you sure?" "Yes." *without missing a beat* "Insight Check." Goddamn I love Sam Riegel.

[@Network-yp8de]

when?

[@toxicbucket8546]

@@Network-yp8de 8:40

[@deathbykonami5487]

It's made even funnier since Travis' wife is sitting "right there"

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

@@deathbykonami5487 travis’s *pregnant* wife

[@jareddavis1195]

Caleb: "Ask if there's a cancellation fee" Fjord: "No I can't I'm terrified..."

[@magiv4205]

Fjord's voice quivering with embarassment when he tells the party what he arranged is the funniest thing in this entire scene. The poor guy.

[@The27thLizard]

As a player, I could be playing a totally charismatic character but me myself would be shaking and quivering not knowing what to do, so maybe it was both Travis and fjord

[@nickthedreamer4434]

I love the description you have for this video: "Molly has a blast. Fjord reaches new levels of embarrassment. *The group does not help.* "

[@laurelleaves]

Caleb: * briefly glances at a bookstore * k bye everyone

[@auzpayeur8229]

Aaand Caleb continues to be the mood

[@superlolgal555]

Fjord and Molly flirting with dwarves while Caleb goes and flirts with books

[@zackelfgurg2056]

Jester: He's already been with the ruby of the sea... Fjord: *Looks horrified at this*

[@C.C07]

Matt enjoyed playing this character WAAAAAY too much

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Man, I get it though. As a DM in a group celebrating our second anniversary this month, we've just started putting romance and flirting into our game, and it is HILARIOUS. I LOVE subverting my players expectations like that, whether it be an NPC surprisingly up for some eyebrow-waggling, or the complete opposite. xD

[@AGrumpyPanda]

I *wish* I could get more romance and flirting in my games, mainly because I love flirting IRL.

[@Atticus_Moore]

@@MsCunningLinguistic Yeah it's actually pretty fun. I had one of my players sleep with a Queen who was known for partying and she got pregnant. We didn't get far enough into the campaign to find out what would have happened, but it was a hilarious night.

[@lucindatheartist6435]

Yup

[@ShadowfyreXIV]

@@MsCunningLinguistic ok so i have a Bisexual Tiefling sorc that has the far travelor back story and one of his quirks is the he enjoys exotic beauties. In other words he was flirting up a storm with the half elf monk and the enemy goliath barbarian. My god was he fun to play

[@ash-tv3bu]

(yeehaw voice) "let me clArifYYYYyy"

[@brysonlyons9466]

Imagine how Laura and Marisha felt as their irl husbands flirted with each other

[@monomoonchild8066]

They're good enough people to know the difference between rp and real life.

[@asarmdude56]

Liam O'Bagel I don’t think that is what he was implying, he just meant how funny it would be, as they have both expressed that it’s funny when this sort of stuff happens...

[@sailormoonnerd_]

I would have been DYING

[@theopkingdom3433]

Probably highly amused.

[@sophiayamagughi]

very amused probably

[@ironrose6]

"He might be with a lady of the night later tonight, you'll have to teach him quickly." ... "Cram school!" I can't tell if the pun was intentional.

[@deffdefying4803]

Knowing Sam it was 500% intentional

[@sunrisebedtime7159]

I'm going with yes

[@AllHailSp00nRiver]

Bent binders was filthy.

[@deliberatelyaverage]

I thought that was hilarious when he said it

[@justinmontana3710]

I do love how Fjord just goes full bumpkin when flustered

[@idkarl3364]

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIK TOK WHERE THE DM OF A GROUP IS SAYING "ILL FLIRT WITH ALL OF YOU ALL I WANT BUT THE MOMENT YOU ASK ME TO DESCRIPTIVELY ROLEPLAY SEX THATS WHEN I DRAW THE LINE!"

[@plgrn8r683]

The fact that Taliesin and Matt can flirt so effortlessly is really amusing

[@plgrn8r683]

Scratch that, the fact that Matt can flirt effortlessly with *any* of the cast members is amazing.

[@jackdog06]

Everyone: “we can’t have Kiri looked after by the lady of the night!” Jester, who was raised by the ruby of the sea: “I don’t think it’s a bad idea....”

[@HinataElyonToph]

To be fair they all probably completely forgot. They all share one braincell and Matt has it 99% of the time XD

[@Noobie2k7]

@@HinataElyonToph It's more like Ashley has it most of the time, and she's not there.

[@aions_end]

Fjord's ascent gets more obvious the more nervous he gets.

[@14Flamefish]

Fjord.exe has stopped working; please restart.

[@SerunaXI]

May require turn crank restart.

[@raeboop]

Would you like to send in a report?

[@critter8132]

Summary of video "Part of me is intrigued, Another part of me is terrified" ~Fjord with Molly

[@stingerjohnny9951]

I love the implication that Fjord only has a high charisma because he’s handsome, and he is actually a nervous wreck around around women. 🤣

[@bitter-bit]

5:08 LEMMEH CLARAFAAAAAH

[@mochiimango6145]

"...ask if there's a cancellation fee." "NO.. I cAn't, I'm terriFIed."

[@khrellian3327]

I loved how you zoomed in on Travis when Laura talked about Fjord having “been with the Ruby of the sea.” That reaction was priceless

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

Watching Matt and the cast flirt with each other is incredible. Especially because you know most of them would never be so forward in real life. But Travis seems to be pulling from experience for Fjord XD

[@HinataElyonToph]

(Glances at Liam and Sam)

[@Nessmess001]

"We could get a sturdy gigolo man to look after kiri" Agshdkdbs

[@allrightok9982]

can we talk about what an amazing actor matt mercer is

[@MarionetteDuAuguste]

allright ok no. The clip speaks for itself

[@maritimebard2984]

Youd think Fjord would have learned his lesson the last time he roomed with Molly

[@dynamicworlds1]

That's why he was asking ahead of time. ;)

[@nicolaszan1845]

This appeared today in my Recommended tab. I have absolutely no idea who any of these people are or who they are playing. And I love them already.

[@neventomicic330]

Critical Role campaign 2 D&D

[@rileyjessup2414]

Same lol now I'm on episode 52 of the 2nd campaign 😅

[@magiv4205]

Welcome to the Critter family, man. We have pink lollipops and tea.

[@danielcastillo591]

Don't get attached to the purple one

[@sunshinepurple1043]

Same.

[@ispeakmovie]

Molly’s clapping when she pops the button gets me every time 🤣

[@BadWolf739]

God I love Marisha playing a more blunt and worldly character. Not that I didn't love Keyleth but it's definitely a different kind of comedy.

[@mrscrackpot9238]

Fjord trying to flirt is such a mood tbh

[@theasinclaire52]

I didn't know Travis could blush.

[@Mosempai]

The sheer glee that Laura seems to get when she has Jester Flirt with Fjord or whenever Fjord gets into something sensual or sexual is amazing.

[@phi7534]

This is such an amazing demonstration of high charisma and low wisdom, rightfully highlighted

[@Cpt50Caliber]

Travis! Laura! Your marriage is showing!

[@terry3906]

1:06 is where Marisha target-locks on her husband.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@Lollipoploopz Given that Matt is really insecure about how he looks (he's a darling!), I'm impressed he did that too!!

[@cc8595]

love Taliesin's clap afterwards :3

[@SomeKindaSpy]

@@OriginalCreatorSama Really? He's a cutie pie, though!

[@LordVader1094]

@@SomeKindaSpy He has BDD: Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

[@veralidaine97]

@@LordVader1094 no way, really?! That's so sad! He's so adorable!

[@miam9989]

"Diplomatic immunity" I love the way Liam said it XD ots a good way to get into character with that accent tbh. I tried it

[@megand1609]

taliesin losing his damn mind over fjord is such a mood

[@dravidpaiva686]

It's more Molly flirting and fjord flailing around out of water.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Not the first time he's had a hard time keeping his head up. ;)

[@maritschiller7236]

I love Caduceus but I miss seeing Taliesin "I might have flirted for 10000 hours" Jaffe flirt with people..

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

He had to play an asexual character after Molly, it's the only way he could recover. xD

[@StormNightGaming]

Sometimes i cant tell if Laura's "pretend jealousy" is just that...

[@alantejohnson4927]

lol i know it's the best

[@helmhamburgerhand]

Or is Matt's flirting just THAT good. Lol

[@GenshinLover283]

Helm HamburgerHand Why can't it be both? ; )

[@SomeKindaSpy]

she's a really good actress

[@baylee9879]

In an alternate universe this is Fjord’s bachelor party

[@RomanceFreak]

5:09 That voice crack, oh my gosh! 😂 Fjord is adorable when he's flustered.

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

Calebs "what am I doing with my life" at the end killed me xD

[@holyyoghurtman1952]

Taliesin plays Molly's charisma so well! It's absolutely magnetic.

[@wickedpissa25]

"I think he's in his element." (1:43) - Such a perfect line!

[@scooby45247]

i miss Molly so much, i would love to have seen him in a Vegas environment.. i mean, look at what he did at a nice hotel in a Chicago setting.. plus Fjord, as a wing man in a hedonistic paradise.. MWA..

[@ChangelingWaves]

dizzybynature I would’ve loved seeing his reaction to the coast

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Ankharel would've been him like a kid in a candy store

[@GothKiitsune]

I would’ve loved to see how he would interact with jester’s mom

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

@@GothKiitsune Yes! Molly can absolutely act the gentleman when the situation calls for it, and with his eye for people I think he'd immediately see Marion for the lady she is. That said, she _is_ a "companion," so flirting isn't out of the question~

[@bbycheese4485]

NOTT BASICALLY CALLED FJORD A VIRGIN

[@nyxicide]

Long may he reign, miss you, Circus Man

[@jasonargo4459]

Hearing Mercer's voices reminded me of Robin Williams' characters in Mrs Doubtfire

[@swordude40]

I deeply miss Fjord's quips with Molly like 10:53

[@magiv4205]

"iT'S YOUNG, MOLLY!"

[@bitter-bit]

Amaze me. Baffle me. Make me forget where I am.

[@SmexKingOfTheOzone]

I am always in awe at how Matt so easily sinks into the mannerisms of the characters' he portrays. He is phenomenal.

[@kylesteinhauser2535]

MOLLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GLAMOUR BARD

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

I think molly doesn't know how much it costs because he's never had to pay for it

[@Ornancopter]

Molly is so smooth.

[@InsanityVirus]

5:02 Matt realizing he can't let this perfect opportunity slide and Travis regretting all the moments that led up to this point XD

[@shanedixon5845]

I just realized that the the reason Jester got all mad was because she was raised in a brothel of sorts and hearing everyone joke about it woulda hurt :'(

[@MortemInteritum]

Oh god, this group is a disaster (and Fjord flirting = me flirting)! :D (Also, thank you for your highlight videos in general. I can't watch the CR Highlights channel anymore without feeling bad about myself.)

[@thegreenassassin553]

Why not? The CR highlights thing, I mean.

[@oOPPHOo]

Check the associated twitter account. The dude/dudette is openly against most of what CR stands for in terms of progressive values. The type of person who can't understand the message of for example recent episodes regarding separating family members. Then he monetizes their content. Gives me a sour mouth taste.

[@sandssavvy]

eponymous-rose.tumblr.com/post/172799213262/aminil-stunningepiphanies-please-do-not cellobotomy.tumblr.com/post/175140638696/on-my-youtube-channel

[@thegreenassassin553]

Oh shit, I had no idea. I mean, I kinda knew the guy was an ass. One of CR Highlights video titles appeared quite spoilery, can't remember which one. It wasn't a true spoiler, but fake spoilers can also ruin someone's enjoyment of something. People told him that, most of them in a very normal and civil manner, and he bassicly told them to fuck off, which is when I stopped watching. I didn't know it was a lot worse. If he really is making money of CR's content, I hope the cast and crew take action soon. Posting unedited CR clips is fine, but making money of it is scummy, especially when the person doing it is going against most of what the people at CR stand for.

[@mathybrain8]

I think the video you're thinking of is "CALEB'S DEATH" and it was the highlight where Nott and Caleb run "Modern Literature"

[@agentzero1397]

1:07 - Look at Marisha with the "oooooh" as she sees her husband pop his collar off

[@EdgeOf1996]

This all comes back to reality when you realize this is essentially Travis and Taliesin flirting with Matt doing a voice.

[@ianthe2131]

This is why I miss Molly.

[@Logan_Baron]

You say flirting with the locals. I say flirty with Matt Mercer.

[@Kachompsky]

5:05 makes me miss Fjord's southern accent so much

[@asantaimeep]

1:48 "You know, I don't think you'll be even... Seeing him in your room tonight." Taliesin: *nodding*

[@ravenhull]

The comments about roommates made me remember much later when Fjord asked Matt if he had seen Molly naked (referring to hidden tattoos), and Tal piping up that yes, Fjord got tee everything.

[@obsidianthe7th]

Fjord: I still wanna check the price. I go up to the bar. Me: Travis, your Grog is showing.

[@FeatherlessWings]

I watched campaign 2 first, and I totally died over Fjord’s lack of game and complete terror of flirtation, so color me shocked and impressed when I started Campaign 1 and found out Grog was all about the “lady favors.”

[@silverackerman394]

So... some of us are on molly's level of flirting... most of us like myself, are at a fjord. Starting strong then fucking up...then everything falls apart..just out of akwardness

[@falcychead8198]

I love how the more flustered Fjord gets, the more he turns into Foghorn Leghorn.

[@SYSyphysDelta]

THE FUCKING JESTER POWER MOVE I LOVE IT!!!

[@brazen_categories9755]

D&D can get *wild*

[@theblackrosedaughter]

"Part of me is intrigued and part of me is terrified." Perfect way to describe being in a party with Molly period. 🤣

[@sarap9431]

Laura is such a good actor that I thought maybe she was actually jealous of her husband's roleplay flirting but it's all just Jester. You see her break character a few times and you can tell she's just so amused by the whole situation hahaha

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Yeah, you have to remember that Jester was created with the specific purpose of seducing Travis' character after his stance on RP romance. Laura's not jealous, but Jester is _green._

[@duncanhancock6329]

I choked on my own spit when Sam said "jigolo man". I can't breathe, they're hilarious

[@lakerfuffle]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH

[@CPTHAP]

When in Hupperdook, Dook it up!

[@DomCombatVids]

I'D LIKE TO PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN LMFAO

[@Nyrufa]

3 people, 1 hour for only 20 gold? Hope somebody in the party has Cure Disease!

[@GeeGe.]

20 gold is a lot of money.

[@dynamicworlds1]

It's just under what it would take 3 people to live a modest lifestyle for a week each according to D&D lifestyle expenses, so it's not _that_ cheap but really, it's better to not pay much attention to prices in D&D. That way, madness lies.

[@alexanderburke2973]

It all depends on the market. In Fantasy NYC, it’ll cost a pretty penny, but in Fantasy Indianapolis, I imagine you could get more “bang” for your buck.

[@Evee545]

6:41-7:53 I loved watching the other members watching intensely to see how this plays out and were really looking forward to Laura’s/ jesters reaction to him saying he doesn’t want to cancel 😂😂😂

[@sheameyerson4233]

ITS YOUNG MOLLY!!!! I'm in tears. I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣 Also Caleb, you sweet sweet little nerd he shows just the slightest emotion throughout the entire sex conversation but then as soon as he sees a bookstore he's pressed up to the window just so excited never change Caleb 😂

[@kendrickrochelanzot2053]

*yee yee accent* LeT mE cLaRiFyYyYyYy

[@AnimeLover930]

I snorted at “getting a jigaloo man watching Kiri”

[@credendovides20]

"It takes studying..." Caleb: "It's true." Aw, Caleb, sweetie, with your backstory it sounds eitehr really sweet or really sad...

[@robynschiller2150]

CRAM SCHOOL

[@WolfTwister]

"Did you just put a hooker on layaway?" Dying

[@captainbirch9835]

Beau may be the disaster lesbian but Fjord is the disaster hetero

[@deathbykonami5487]

Beau broke Rule #1: Never try to steal a stripper's / dancer's tip! She should be glad she wasn't wearing platforms or stilettos.

[@karlwilker579]

Man I miss Molly so much... haven't gotten to a specific episode yet.

[@coram7018]

Did you mean: Fljirt

[@noahhastings6145]

Laura Bailey could strike fear into the heart of the devil with that damn look