Bert Kreischer Gets Pranked By His Biggest Fear

[@OfficialFlagrant]

WHATS UP PEOPLE, todays episode is a rollercoaster... strap in and enjoy 🤡🎈🎈

[@sleezybananaslug5165]

That clown scared Bert so bad he was ready to die wtf lol

[@dr_prc]

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[@dr_prc]

@@sleezybananaslug5165 you😅😅😅

[@dr_prc]

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[@dr_prc]

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[@TheBlackMambaa248]

Bert was genuinely upset but he’s such a nice guy he just ran with it

[@calvarez94]

Andrew messed up every guest they want now is not gonna trust them at all and not come on the show

[@themetanarrative8964]

About?

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

@@calvarez94 damn read in your mind what the hell youre typing lol sounds like gibberish.

[@bacadesignz1067]

@@themetanarrative8964 they pulled a gimmick that’s going to make people think that their also going to be fucked with if they come on the show.

[@SL213]

@@bacadesignz1067 you're so right! after watching just this ONE episode where they fuck with their comedian friend, im sure every new guest will just assume that happens every interview?!!??! nice one !!!

[@garrettguillory5045]

ive always appreciated Bert’s comedy , and seeing this side of him , I gained so much respect for him. keep grinding Bert , you deserve everything you’ve gotten and more.

[@curtisw831]

You should watch the episode of 2 bears with him and DeStefano

[@likwidmagik]

@@curtisw831 AH HUNNERT PERCENT!

[@wearelightbeings]

As someone who has dealt with panic attacks I couldn’t help but feel bad for Bert cause I could tell he was legit disassociating and about to be in a full panic. Someone get him the Tito’s 😂

[@lukemarks3281]

Didnt he kinda laugh at first though

[@tfinnegans_wake6182]

Same. He's *genuinely* not alright.

[@johnsimth6587]

They're lucky our boy went flight with those arms. I didn't like this shit at all.

[@sammukangu3133]

Growing up in Kenya.. this statement makes no sense

[@Sketchy619]

@@johnsimth6587”our boy” 🤣🤣🤣 stfu softy

[@abrim11]

To be fair, the level of irony of a comedian afraid of clowns is unbelievable

[@Pudgy.Thetan]

Bert did a tv show with clowns dressed as a clown at a rodeo, explain that. Shits fake.

[@boardrfolif3]

Have u ever laughed at a clown? No problems with clowns but I can confidently say they’ve never made me laugh and therefore are not funny by any means beyond a toddlers humor

[@luismaldonado3663]

@@boardrfolif3 if you know Spanish and brincos dieras 🤣 you'll laugh your ass off

[@MrShitthead]

underrated comment

[@VaporeonLicker]

@@boardrfolif3 still made to make a certain person laugh. Clowns may serve the purpose of entertaining toddlers but they are still comedic entertainers Such as comedians.

[@jdogsful]

they scared him so much it caused bert to question his mortality

[@MeShakti88]

Lmfaooooooooo he said “i hope my funeral is fun”

[@eduardoescobar1906]

​@Me Shakti would that mean Bert in the end will be actually funny?

[@anon-il9qf]

induced a existential crisis

[@ashleyharris8942]

HA!

[@SerialChronicles]

His whole mood changed 😮

[@MeticulousTechTV]

That was WILD. I’ve been watching Bert for over 6 years and never once have I seen him melt down like that. He was legitimately fucked up by that

[@thefloridabasementstudios]

Just wait for the ari dosing him episode

[@gypdarin1458]

Only because there isnt much footage of when Ari drugged him

[@dieterdohlen6386]

@@gypdarin1458 Is there any? Send link pretty please :D

[@k.c.simonsen2]

"Why don't you like clowns?" "You can't trust 'em." Destroyed me. It's pretty true, too - I get it.

[@SEXCOPTER_RUL]

Thats exactly how I felt when I saw a clown for the first time. Everyone was telling me they were supposed to be funny but they werent...they were LIES creepy painted face lies. Mabye I was killed by a Mayan priest who had creepy facepaint in a past life

[@rsking89]

I don't have a clown phobia, but he was spitting facts.

[@marksprinkle]

Why don't you like balloons? "They're unpredictable."

[@WesleySnipesNeck]

Andrew’s haircut is terribly bad. Still handsome but good lord that’s a terrible haircut

[@Shrnirpledorp]

Is this even a phobia or does he just not like em I always hear people say they have claustrophobia but really they don’t they just don’t like being in the situation. we love to self diagnose these days

[@EtreNameless]

I can relate to everything Bert is feeling, but pure rage comes out for me. You guys are lucky he is so conscious of his on-camera responsibilty.

[@LarryDavid.blochain]

Bro hes scared of baloons. This is funny stuff. Also his best friend set this up.

[@DcalTEHboss33]

You just see red huh?

[@e1ite604]

Yea that would piss me off their weird too the tried to just laugh it off it’s what they do everytime they get into a weird situation I feel like the whole vibe would be thrown off if Bert didn’t laugh.

[@e1ite604]

@@LarryDavid.blochain bro like they literally brought out his biggest fear and then we’re making his drinks fake beer like their doing to much making him look stupid I would’ve tweaked on em

[@Mermare]

Comedians are brutal about breaking each others' balls. He knows the score.

[@Ektetteh1]

Little does Bert know his willingness to bulldoze through his fears and insecurities is why people love him so much. Now I need a ticket to his next show in town!!!!

[@tylertrevino3]

Seeing him Thursday in Sioux Falls ✊🏽 so pumped haha

[@mattgruber7768]

@@tylertrevino3 enjoy my friend

[@skyluke9476]

In that moment I swear Bert was thinking, damn I wish they had just dosed me with molly

[@Alexzeroedin]

That’s what made him so much fun on his Travel Channel days.

[@johnv3788]

I saw Bert, Tom and Nate Bargatze in the last year. Nate was the funniest but Bert's was the most fun. He's a showman!

[@longfellow2497]

wow, the end of this podcast was so beautiful. i cried along with him. man... you deserve everything you've ever gotten Bert.

[@Eru0910]

he took his shirt off ?

[@adimenon]

Bert is the only person who can out-talk Andrew 😂

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

To Bert's credit he does handle it well lol

[@puffdaddy69]

Bert was NOT used to getting interrupted 😂

[@adimenon]

@@puffdaddy69 😂 you could see Andrew just itching to get a point in, honestly the best thing ever!

[@bawihmung3544]

Glad they scared him- annoying asf

[@ndavis7789]

​@@bawihmung3544 then why watch? I'm sure AOC or Pelosi have a video you can watch.

[@GK-qc5ry]

I felt for Bert, that was tough for him

[@DarkClouds-v8]

@@1lotus. that’ll make his alcoholism worse though buddy

[@DarkClouds-v8]

@@1lotus. I agree

[@DarkClouds-v8]

@@1lotus. why be an enabler though ? If that’s the case

[@aj00]

This turned into a much different episode. I genuinely feel bad for people with intense anxieties like that

[@BozoBuckets96]

It’s what you just saw, day in and day out. When he said “I just can’t come out of it” that was a statement felt in my soul

[@Student0Toucher]

Andrew has the Adolf drip rn

[@HenritheHorse]

Maybe don't try to mask the anxiety with alcohol.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@BozoBuckets96 are like Bert drinking, taking Adderall, and Xanax all the time?

[@ETAisNOW]

@@BozoBuckets96 cause if so we’ll no shit lol

[@travibetes1]

Thr fact that Bert is THAT grateful for his life and everything he has, is proof he deserves it all. This man is a blessing ❤

[@RHt09]

Bert was funny one day in his life. That's all. It's completely undeserved.

[@joelrubio42]

💀

[@drac_ula666]

I wouldn’t say it’s a blessing, it’s more of him being a trust fund baby

[@Jelissei]

@@RHt09 op didn't say anything about being funny. People can deserve success with other qualities as well

[@sirsatire7802]

@@RHt09 true but even then his luck is amazing and his promotions and moves during covid really helped him, luck and some smart moves

[@brandoncreel5775]

I have never laughed and cried during the same podcast but today Bert showed me why he’s one of the best storytellers and comics in the world! Amazing Podcast and thank you to everyone for bringing laughter into the world!

[@beartube9379]

Nothing worse than feeling like you're being laughed at instead of laughing with someone.

[@clintonleonard5187]

Especially in a group of "friends."

[@mj31134]

full blown panic attack... probably the last time we see Brent on Flagrant

[@browniris6289]

it was hella rude imo

[@Sibwo]

@@browniris6289 It was a prank and they didn’t think he would be so impacted. You can see how they come down to his level immediately to make sure he feels better the second they realized how intense it was for Bert.

[@TVandwhatnotCLIPS]

@@Sibwo I saw them fuck with him a couple mins after and then tried to make him drink his emotions away. Can't say I agree with you there.

[@TVandwhatnotCLIPS]

No fully

[@discoverneweyes]

Their life force was just reduced, and fuel cells have been removed from the board. karma... they were ignorant, who had the agency?

[@jaugernot]

I didn't think I was gonna get teary eyed watching this episode. I experienced a range of emotions. Bert you are a beautifully flawed person which really makes you perfect man. I hope you are able to control your anxiety so you can live life to the fullest. Thanks for sharing your talent with the world.

[@RononDex35789]

I just wanted someone to give Bert a hug

[@richardcharles9349]

Well said.

[@jaugernot]

@@RononDex35789 exactly!

[@letsgotomarsman]

He won’t be alive much longer

[@letsgotomarsman]

It’s a prank calm down

[@awesomeman9730]

I've watched Bert cry more than any other man in my actual life 🤣

[@Thisisadream17]

It is indeed impressive LMFAO but as a guy is it easier to cry in public or private lets be real

[@carlosestrada2016]

Watch Garth Brooks 🤣

[@shawna4309]

You talking about his constant obnoxious fake laugh cry or real emotional cry?

[@mattbutler4539]

@@shawna4309 both lmao

[@choforogabriel]

I heard Jordan Peterson be crying every other vid he does lmao

[@cynthiasmith3902]

I just love listening to Bert talk, he always makes me feel better!!

[@jonlabarbera2011]

What you see in Bert with the balloons is a true PTSD response. Written all over his face.

[@ifancyurmom]

Yeah some real shit must have happened

[@rickricky6421]

Yeah this was really cruel.

[@yaisa111]

Super effed up😏🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Kuggins]

And precisely why I gave this vid a dislike. I have pretty severe PTSD and that Sht is not funny.

[@mikeLivornese]

​@Rick Ricky how tf were they supposed to know

[@martin1234512345]

It's one thing to hear Flart talk about his anxiety, it's another to see it. His drinking makes a lot more sense now. Especially when he talked about his fear of death.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

So he decides to drink himself there quicker

[@martin1234512345]

​@Allen Silva that's usually how it works..... must've had a silver spoon upbringing, lol.

[@The_AA_Meetings]

This is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing what THAT podcast with Bert and Ari would’ve been like

[@caderzz]

what podcast

[@AstroDaDad]

Lmao 100% . I would pay for it too

[@caderzz]

@@AstroDaDad what lodcast

[@user-rq4qe5ef6z]

@@caderzzwhen ari drugged Bert with molly, it was never aired

[@EddieHalifax]

​@@user-rq4qe5ef6z supposedly the podcast itself is good. It's the aftermath that was intense. Bert won't release the podcast because it would water down how much it affected him.

[@pokodot207]

They talked about this on 2 bears so I can to see Bert’s breakdown. Ended up watching that whole episode. Cool to see this side of Bert when he gets real and opens up

[@nicholassauer2612]

Man Aakash is a good dude. You can tell he felt bad after Bert has a real traumatic response. Wonder which clown with a baloon diddled him.

[@badcornflakes6374]

Hinduism

[@booyahinc]

Joe Biden

[@MattHumphrey2408]

💯

[@the_cheap_ones]

7 eleven

[@udayshnkr420]

@@badcornflakes6374 No.

[@EmoryJacob]

I have NEVER been more physically and emotionally uncomfortable watching a youtube video than during what you did to Bert. That. Was. WILD

[@fortinaberri]

this would have been waaay better with out a clown. they ruined a good podcast with that clown.

[@EmoryJacob]

@@JorgenVonStrangle 😂😂😂

[@MattCowens71]

Yeah, he was legitly upset about it. I didn't think it was cool. My opinion tho. I guess whatever it takes gets the views

[@KidMuny93]

​@@MattCowens71 To be fair, andrew more than likely didnt think a grown man would shut down over a harmless clown. No chainsaw or horror paint or anything. Thats why andrew didnt have it happen again

[@EmoryJacob]

I’m saying this laughing and mind blown like everyone was in the podcast btw - I freaking hope my original comment doesn’t come across SJW-ish 😂😂 That was just so unexpected as far as Bert’s reaction hahahaha

[@urbanmouseification]

When Bert sees the balloons he starts shaking like it's Sober October.

[@screamdreamer9085]

The amount of positive energy and momentum coming to a complete halt. That was amazing. Biggest vibe change I’ve ever seen

[@colbythom223]

Then they brought it back to one of the most genuine moments of self Reflection from Bert ever. Truly great ‘podcasting’

[@13nohead]

Fr lol

[@MamaRobynR]

The way Akash clearly feels bad when he realizes how much Bert’s genuinely upset was sweet. I have never seen this side of Bert but I think it makes him more endearing.

[@RononDex35789]

I’ve never been crazy about Akash, but when he started comforting Bert as soon as he started to freak out I became a fan.

[@ThisGuy_Again]

@@RononDex35789 GTFO he was laughing and leaning on him. You present people with their phobias. In the Santino episode Akash kept guessing different cancers his step father might have despite Santino clearly stating he didnt want to get into it.

[@timmycollins7665]

That's not what I saw in the episode. I saw a bunch of assholes attacking a man with his phobias and OshKosh B'Gosh seemed to be the one getting the most pleasure out of it. The other guys seemed to get that it wasn't that funny but he laughed like a twisted evil Indian Sméagol. He was getting way too much joy out of that. To me that was even worse than Ari slipping him ecstasy. Both things could have caused a panic attack, heart attack, or even a stroke at least with the ecstasy there is some control in knowing it's just a drug. I have never complained about comedy ever...but that was so fucked up. That's like taking a small child that is scared of the dark and locking the child in a dark closet while laughing on the other side of the door as the child struggles to get out. I found nothing funny about it. It would have ben funny to see Bert punch Sméagol in the face while he was laughing so hard. There is a big difference between fears and phobias. I'm proud of Bert for holding it together the best he could. Those guys aren't his friends and they can blame Segura all they want for doing that but they did that shit. Akash was the worst with the laughing in my opinion. He is a sadistic person and it showed in that moment.

[@jordishima]

Bert’s gotta be one of the most genuine guys in comedy right now. I hate seeing people hate on him for being HIM. We don’t necessarily need a whole comedy scene full of Bert Kreischers, but we definitely need Bert Kreischers in the comedy scene

[@captainobvious9949]

Daniel Tosh was such a legend of a comic .. I don't know where he is now but for me one of the greats

[@TalkingThrones]

His comedy central special was amazing.

[@moises4730]

I remember Bobby Lee mentioned on a pod that he seems to just be laying low and doing the dad thing

[@bingus1726]

I hope they get him on the pod one day

[@nkxseal8398]

Wonder if it was that plagiarism stuff that knocked him out of the spotlight or himself

[@stokkejanraggio9091]

@@nkxseal8398 it had to do with a rape joke as far as i know.

[@noremacuchiha]

When Bert was talking about early Joe podcast days and said he’s not sure if people would enjoy conversation between buddies. Man that’s the kind of podcast I love most. I live alone and have it on when I’m puttering around and makes me feel like I’m hanging with friends

[@sumerrsmith1774]

Same. Same.

[@CatyBee]

Same

[@chrisrobinson407]

Absolutely bro, those are the most endearing and engaging for me as well. There's something comforting about it, especially when you are/feel alone

[@ericsalazar6161]

I can already see tom cracking up with his evil laugh when the balloons and clown came out...😂😂

[@amaterasutsukuyomi8545]

I love his tears. They are so genuine. They bring me to an emotional epiphany. I don't feel in the moment. I tend to feel when I'm alone. Which makes me feel alone. All love Bert. You are deserving bro.

[@brodieadams7926]

When Bert said "You can't smell that?" I legitimately thought he was going to say he shit himself.

[@jvamustangs]

Well that didn't go down like they expected ,deep down inside they know they were wrong. That was a bit uncomfortable to watch after the prank, but Bert is a class act.

[@kimberquirky]

Andrew is so annoying

[@OfficialFingazMC]

I actually feel a bit bad for Bert when the clown thing happened lol

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

Yeah me too. Don’t think I’ve seen Bert that freaked out before.

[@badcornflakes6374]

That's a lot people with their respective phobia. It's cruel to mess with them like that, but eh...

[@Suhmstank]

@@badcornflakes6374 if its irrational and harmless then of course its fair game to mess with someone. They should do what the jackass guys did to bam with the snakes and trap him in a hole and start dumping balloons on him 😂

[@FantomL0rd]

@@Suhmstank No, that's shitty. Its different for those Jackass guys, they knew what they were getting themselves into.

[@VirgilHawkinsIs]

@@Suhmstank irrational or not, when ppl have reactions like that they can die from it (send themselves into a heart attack)so you’re playing a dangerous game. That being said, it’s EXTREMELY rare for that to happen so it’s not really a big deal. Especially if you don’t know how bad they freak out about it. Those dudes on Jackass really were on some other shit though. Snakes aren’t even irrational. 😂😂😂

[@jasonvillalpando3858]

Bert telling the story about Rogan telling him to tell the machine story on stage after he told the story on Rogan is my favorite story of Bert’s storytelling

[@dustinhansen7228]

Crazy that he thought he didn't want to tell stories about his kids. The period party story and the clip from when his wife called about his daughter gambling at school are two of my favorites.

[@emmajayne682]

The gambling bit is from an episode of 2 bears 1 cave 👍🏻

[@likwidmagik]

My personal favourite is "Baby Ila's new trick". 2nd time I was exposed to Bert after the machine. Been loving him since!

[@mikejohnson8193]

Love you Burt, you deserve everything you have and more. I caught Burt Kreischer's show in Peoria IL it was really good. My wife was with me she loved it too. Thank you for being great.

[@douglasmijangos3327]

Dam crazy how this guy brings so much joy to the world .. he’s done so many great shows .. he’s keeping humor and comedy alive and he’s dealing wit horrible anxiety everyday.. God be wit him .. thanx for making our lives better bro 👍🏻

[@mrfivedollars7401]

Guess we’re just different.. me and you

[@drone2936]

@@mrfivedollars7401 Yeah, you think your shit smells like roses.

[@eduardoescobar1906]

C'mon bro he isn't funny, I don't understand how guys who are truly superior comedians like Shane open up for him.

[@DavidDeJesusArt]

You clearly haven't watched enough of this guys stuff to be sick of him yet. It happens pretty quickly

[@douglasmijangos3327]

@@DavidDeJesusArt I’m not saying I’m his biggest fan .. I’m saying he brings joy to others because he kills on tour and he sells out everywhere.. so my comment is still true .. he does bring joy to a lot of people bruh ..

[@ejackson9511]

i love Bert hes one of the best people ever. Such a good guy and always grateful for everything

[@_7isaiah]

Rlly you know him 😂

[@TheBettaBet]

I’m so glad Bert is aware of the blessed life he has. He does deserve it. Because he has the kindest heart always wanting to be the life of the party, the most fun dad, husband and friend. He works around the clock to have a career where he can make strangers laugh and smile. Bert, you’re famous for being you. Selfless, a legend, and personally someone I look up to in terms of how to approach life mentally. Fan for life buddy. Nice podcast Shultzy

[@MrFLbreakz]

I just added the first thing to my bucket list. I want to hug Bert before I leave this planet because I respect him so much and look up to him. He is a true genuine human being.

[@lew6013]

I cant wait to see Tom laugh about that moment on 2 bears 😂

[@daviddanaher3537]

In 6 weeks! 😂

[@MrFukmor]

That's a dick move from a friend to push someone to that level.

[@13nohead]

Now is the time

[@13nohead]

​@@MrFukmor no, it's a real friend

[@alfonsosimmons9987]

Dude Bert crying just made me love him 10x more, I love to see the human side of comedians man 😢❤ super dope episode guys 👍🙏💯

[@johncraven7864]

Bert thanks for mentioning Freddy Soto RIP. He was from my hometown and a hero to us kids. His bit about his dad is legendary.

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

"Theyre unpredictability - all of a sudden it has the possibility to explode like a drunk alcoholic father" - Bert on why he's afraid of balloons.

[@smokeykenobi1653]

BRUH. Why when i see Bert breakin down at the beginning of the episode its like “ah berts cryin again” but when u see it after watching the whole episode i damn near cried with him 😂🥲

[@psytron939]

I fucking love Bert man. People can shit on him all they want about his laugh and whatever else annoys them, but I always enjoy the shit out of him. 2 bears in the BEST pod that helped me go through so much shit during the pandy and having Tom and Bert shoot the shit every Monday has been just a lifesaver. His comedy might not be for everybody but you cannot deny what that man has been through and his path to get to where hes at. Hes a genuinely good dude, and wish him nothing but success. Cannot wait to watch the Machine Movie.

[@jackdeleon9538]

I used to enjoy them both as well but recently they’ve been lame asf n I just can’t with the laugh. Everyone likes different things tho but f Bert jk

[@mrfivedollars7401]

Delete this comment

[@billymac5481]

I really like how he treats his friends and other comics.

[@psytron939]

@@mrfivedollars7401 Thats ironic

[@julioenrique8552]

​@@mrfivedollars7401 delete yourself

[@williammathieu-picard3448]

Bert does deserve his fame man, the humility in this guy :) One one the best comedians out there

[@KidBaklava504]

Emotionally vulnerable Bert always pulls at my heart strings. That was a helluva podcast today.

[@DemocracyTheater]

It's a curse not being able to have small talk. But I am feeling Andrew on this! Life is too short to talk about the weather.

[@skp8748]

I'm too British... I lived in Egypt for a year and weather being exactly the same day after day took something out of my soul 😂

[@badcornflakes6374]

​@@skp8748 You got your premier league to talk about

[@KarmaticEvolution]

I am not a small talker at all but there is a time and place for it.

[@AGCreationsflorida]

where is that part? I've been trying to hear that part again, and I keep missing it! Heard it once at work.

[@nickpanacci3055]

​@@AGCreationsflorida i just passed ot and im around 38min mark. Not gonna rewind to find a timestamp, but its gotta be between 30-35min

[@amansway6736]

Akaash catching Bert as his panic attack started to ramp up was a good moment of caring.

[@monkeywang9972]

That’s caring like pushing someone into the street then pulling them out as a car approaches.

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

he just sits there and laughs, its the least he can do

[@gauravvardhan6872]

Things like this make be believe that the world is a happy place. This podcast was fun and helped me through my day and in a way healed a part of me.

[@Weirdo77313]

The best part is Schulz just laughing in his face the whole time Bert is terrified and having an emotional breakdown lmao.

[@imbradandyouarenot]

I found it disgusting, but I'm glad you liked it. Emotional breakdowns are hilarious.

[@hulkcrusher69]

​@@imbradandyouarenot I found it absolutely fucking hysterical lol. He will be alright chill tf out Fear is good when it's warranted. This is not that. Clowns or balloons pose no risk to your life or well being. This is just a illogical fear that needs to be worked through but he thinks he doesn't need to. When he obviously fucking does. He says I don't have to deal with them ever, yet he talks for like 40 straight minutes on how it's almost been impossible for him to avoid these fears. He needs to grow up and deal with it an so does anyone else who has such a debilitating fear of inanimate objects and child entertainers lmao.

[@gringo8232]

@@imbradandyouarenot soft...

[@imbradandyouarenot]

@@gringo8232 Try me.

[@imbradandyouarenot]

@@hulkcrusher69 You know what would really be hilarious? You mom getting a train against her will. Now that would be funny.

[@zeragon7]

God damn this was one of my favorite podcast episodes I've ever listened to. The end of this episode is exactly why I love Bert. Also as someone who struggles with anxiety, I can relate so much to his stories.

[@TheAprone]

Every now and then I'll listen to an interview, and I'll just end up in a better mood because the people were so enjoyable to hear. This was one of those interviews. Well done.

[@imbradandyouarenot]

Do you smoke crack? This was like watching someone getting raped while people watched and laughed.

[@liamnitro8043]

Crazy how when bert says he doesnt sleep with black girls its cool but when f&f says they dont like dating ratchet black girls andrews crew will criticize f&f say its racist and just hate on them pretty weird and hypocritical of the flagrant team

[@freethebadger]

"This right here is why you deserve it" nail on fucking head. Bert isn't one of y favourite stand ups but there' not many more people than him who I love to listen to just sitting chatting. I genuinely believe that if you were to spend time with Bert he would be the exact same person as he presents on podcasts. Keep smashing it Bert and keep being your self big yin!

[@BillSkullion]

I find the same thing with Theo Von. His stand-up is ok, but I could listen to him just tell stories for days.

[@amandavale1409]

I actually feel really bad for @bertKreischer like he genuinely was scared and knowing how bad his anxiety can be and deeply affects him and shuts him down. I don’t think he thinks it was funny but he is so aware of trying to not make Andrew feel bad for trying to be funny so he’s saying he’s ok… Before anyone tries to come at me saying “it’s just a joke, learn to appreciate a comedy bit” or anything like that I absolutely recognize what they were trying to do with the bit but honestly blame @TomSegura bc he knows how truly afraid and what a visceral reaction he has to them so although he knows Bert is Bert and will brush it under the rug and internalize it that makes it all the worse bc now he’s going to live with the fact he just got embarrassed on an insanely massive podcast that made him look like that.

[@joseesparza9415]

Wonder if Andrew ever realized that the reason Tom told Andrew about that fear is because he would never do that to his friend but he'll definitely enjoy pranking someone who's ignorant of Bert's fear to pull a stunt like this on Bert and watch it from a far 😂

[@yaboytpoo9083]

Nah

[@victorgomez9791]

I can just see Tim bum hand laughing hysterically with his glove in

[@BozoBuckets96]

@@victorgomez9791 Bard FORSURE got the glove on this one

[@mediamanianetwork1644]

A great human being Mr. Bert is... Damn I shed a few tears thinking about my life, listening to him reflect

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

Phobias are weird, can be totally irrational but the fear feels completely real. Dude went into fight or flight mode and they are cracking up around him. Equivalent would be like being in a life or death situation and people are laughing hysterically at you.

[@yajy4501]

Exactly. People who don’t get panic attacks don’t understand how horrific they can be.

[@XenoTravis]

I couldn't help but think about being terrified like that in front of others and on camera. Poor bart

[@ThomasB_inc]

You had me till bart😹

[@extjerry]

@@ThomasB_inc 🤣🤣🤣

[@seamonkey8435]

Bert is so genuine. He’d be so cool to hang out with

[@ericcasas23]

Man, all I want to say is I love Bert and he’s a real G

[@DameSoWavyVevo]

Andrew nd akash laughing in his face while he’s having a nervous breakdown is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@badcornflakes6374]

53:32

[@BallerTWashington]

Yeah… man I kinda hate them for it. If Bert had anyone in the room, like true boys, they should’ve shut that down one he was clearly all panicked and maybe even threw hands if shit went sideways. It’s fuckin me up that Tom set him up as I love them both and if someone did this to one of my brothers, not the prank itself, but the continuing w it once it’s beyond clear he’s legit fucked, I’d def flip. And I’m not talkin tough guy shit, just natural instinctual gut unavoidable hard reaction. God I hated that shit hahahah I just watched that part a minute ago and came into these comments immediately Jesus.

[@SYN30STM]

Bert's face expression when he saw the clown and balloons psss I felt that. That facial expression hits different

[@tyler3676]

What a great episode, rarely do I watch full podcasts. This one had me hooked. GREAT ONE

[@Tecolote41]

Tosh was the first stand up I've seen live. It was a little over 5 years ago. Was a great show, always loved him.

[@mass712]

'You can't trust them" I'm so glad no one was around me when I heard that. I laughed waaay to loud 😂😂😂

[@514BMXJay]

Bert's a gem. He's gonna die laughing and I can't think of a better way to go

[@ColossalMeat69]

Ayo wtf 🤔 why u talking about him dying weirdo

[@GhostMW184]

That may be one of the best intros on the internet . My goodness boys

[@mghojan2633]

Hell of a preview, didn't even have to watch the whole podcast, thanks!

[@JackofNon3]

This is one of those episodes you have to watch. Listening just dont doit justice. Just to see the emotion on Berts face was priceless. Never seen him panic like that

[@drsavage3262]

I genuinely feel bad for Bert.. having a phobia like that and then I share his same fear of death. I can relate on half his fears. It's insane that I can't kick the fear of death. I guess because I have no convinced version of an afterlife... When everyone I know does. It sucks.

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

Take DMT. Your fear will go away. It's really a shocking realization.

[@adrenalinetoothless2530]

Fr

[@eyebite22]

Knowing that Bert had a phobia about those things and tricking him with it was really fucked up. He has talked about betrayl and people seeing kindness as weakness before but you went for it. WTF

[@papa_pt]

no one could've expected a reaction like that. Damn something bad happened

[@shlimshadez]

@@papa_pt noone could have expected that a person would freak out over being surprised with something they have a phobia about? k bud

[@papa_pt]

@@shlimshadez pretty sure he always said he just doesn't like clowns. There's a big difference between being afraid of something vs freezing up in abject terror/panic. It's sad man I feel for Bert. Maybe something real bad happened in the past. Never seen an adult react in that way to a humanish costume like this.

[@thenickseditious]

What an amazing episode. That ending made me love Bart Krystal so much more

[@justinbell4355]

Ha!

[@brian2591]

It cracks me up when Bert starts talking about how healthy and in shape he is 😂

[@LuchoH838]

He is so delusional 😂😂😂 “ I legit have great shoulders”

[@kayteebarga9694]

​@Lachezar Hadzhigenov my aunt was 260 and legitimately was the healthiest person. A lot is genetics. This woman worked out and ate healthy every day. Her DNA just sucked ass.

[@dannygreen1985]

As a person who is also deathly scared of clowns when it sat next to him I got goosebumps I can’t imagine how Bert felt

[@Make_Changes85]

Brent Crystals his such a great guy. Soo humble and killing it. I love it!!

[@vibewithme2318]

Oddly enough I would trust Bert completely to save us from aliens if we could only send one person to show them how humans are

[@rand0m0mg]

"They all need to drink this liquid to survive, it makes them change shape and color and their organs fail them, it also makes them very loud. As long as you give them a steady supply of the liquid they will claim they definitely don't need the liquid to survive."

[@shawna4309]

You didn't cringe at all while typing that?

[@vibewithme2318]

@@shawna4309 you typed it. Thats you boo

[@adimenon]

Fat Astronauts, coming soon to a theater near you!

[@stank1071]

​@@shawna4309 all you do is hate In every comment section, seek some love and help, you seem miserable and unbearable

[@kylebailey2703]

Podcasting and KZbin brings the outsider into the real lives of people we love, follow, can’t stop watching. Bert, you’ve put in your time and share every aspect of your life with us (your fans). Never feel guilty about your success; you’ve earned it all. We want more…..so maybe slow down on the partying just a “tidge”!

[@bobbymarried2024]

The Fucking preview got me tearing up 😅 seeing anyone appreciate their life like this makes me believe in the 🌎 that's a rarity for a celebrity

[@ImpelArt101]

Bert razzle dazzle is your best show luv the stories on your family it makes people with families go , see we are like that too keep on pushin my guy

[@marcsmsm]

It's sad to see Bert having such a tough time. That was too much!

[@dylanpinard7550]

Burt is definitely the nicest most genuine person anyone can meet

[@Mustard_Dispenser]

Dude is pretty selfish though.

[@badcornflakes6374]

​@@Mustard_Dispenser I don't think he's selfish

[@cavemanvi]

the ufc fighter was BJ PENN

[@samtavakoli6682]

​@@badcornflakes6374 watch the two bears where he's jealous of Tom for getting a statue, because he had donated tons of money over time to a hospital. Then Tom tells him to call his finance guy and set up a foundation, and Bart goes I don't have enough money to donate. One of the most selfish and narcissistic things ive ever seen in my life. Not only is he not a good person, anything generous he does is him trying to buy friends

[@ricruss1869]

“I hope my funerals fun” what a great sentence

[@asiarankins3089]

Bert always crying . Love it

[@Theycallmedoorway]

He's right too

[@19jcbrown]

Bert is a genuine good human.

[@goldenera90s]

You deserve everything you have Bert, you work extremely hard, Love everything you do, bless you sir 🙏

[@liamnitro8043]

Pray he stops drinking pray

[@Ramfan530]

That was one of the best episodes absolutely great. It had every emotion you could have in it. Love you guys . Love Bert!!! Great one!!

[@HarryTrades]

Andrew did the barber use a lawn mower to do your fade?

[@matthewwebb6001]

Feeling sad for Burt - hope he finds a way to deal with and maybe beat these phobias because more people are going to want to try and hurt him for laughs after seeing this.

[@joeschmo247]

He truly has a phobia towards clowns and balloons, that's crazy.

[@chochoproductions5720]

I hate when people misuse the word phobia, but this scenario was definitely an appropriate use. In retrospect, kinda fucked up that it happened on the pod

[@bigben42]

@@chochoproductions5720 Andrew has no scruples lol

[@jorgepadilla9945]

@@chochoproductions5720 ok.......

[@johnquinn5438]

Andrew is a genius. He broke through Berts normal talk about promotions an " the hardest i ever laughed" talk he does on every podcast. This is the best thing that could have happened to Bert. Im a fan again.

[@greg1685]

Fr.

[@DYLANSLOAN999]

Bert deserves everything he has!! What a great guy all around! Probably the funnest hang on the planet! Great pod guys! 🙌🏼

[@onyroo]

Including the 🤡 and 🎈’s.

[@McCarthyJohn100]

This was one of Bert's better podcast appearances. He had to get real after contemplating his death from clowns making balloon animals. His other best I've seen was when him and Tom swapped with booby and Santino and did bad friends. The way he was with Rudy Jules was a whole different side of him we rarely see.

[@justinbrowning2079]

Speaking from lots of experience.. over-drinking causes panic attacks and crazy anxiety. Amazing Berts able to life the busy, chaotic life he lives while drinking like a fish

[@emperial4421]

Dude same kinda needed this comment to just stopped drinking cause I’ve been having insane panic attacks