ALBERT KILLS A MAN

Today I play hitman 3 for the first time bexause ‪@speedy‬ said so and I listened it was fun

[@speedy]

HITMAN IS AMAZING THANK YOU

[@mayoactual2065]

Shut up Adam

[@Tighnari-addict]

@@mayoactual2065 that wasn’t very epic of you

[@mrg3neraltuxedos]

You don't upload lol

[@lavenderiguess2116]

Mama

[@tyson_beast1395]

ADAM

[@tasaigarcia9162]

"I've gas-lit this woman into apologizing to me." Best line ever.

[@geese7001]

True

[@geese7001]

@No 🔥 you don't have any videos bozo

[@therealfunni4272]

@No 🔥 bozo

[@geese7001]

@*insert name here* he's the definition of bozo

[@kai1698]

Me lol🤩 /hj

[@kristilize6927]

"Finally out guys, out of the.. the.. *visible closet* nevermind" HAD ME DEAD 😭

[@ekkkekk]

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT SJAHDAJS

[@therealfunni4272]

@Beast v2🔥 no

[@isabellawosminity6280]

@Beast v2🔥 even if he was what’s wrong with that

[@ch3rrys0daroxanne4]

@Beast v2🔥 "flamingo is gaymingo" According to the comment the bot replied to.. *yes* It's also fine if he is lmao

[@patrickandava8071]

3:02 right???

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

7:21 " Banana. " - *Top ten last words said before disaster.*

[@zennieluvzz]

LOL

[@airtemperaturemilk4321]

nice pfp

[@ashleywilkinson7500]

5:19 "wanna kiss?" Funni

[@horizonz_]

The fact that Albert also have violent tendencies towards random NPCs as well as making every encounter with NPCs more funny in Hitman 3, pretty much is amusing Yeah an example is 5:18

[@windgrace031]

I feel like if I go in wattpad I’ll find a ship post about Albert and that guy grinding on him😳

[@Doll_Faccee]

The watt pad stories are writing themselves

[@ch3rrys0daroxanne4]

@@windgrace031 on my god

[@windgrace031]

@@ch3rrys0daroxanne4 I mean I ship it lol 😝

[@ch3rrys0daroxanne4]

@@windgrace031 💀

[@blop3148]

I honestly thought he wouldn't play a game like this 🤣

[@noobersun5916]

@Soundcitylolbruh sthu

[@blop3148]

@@noobersun5916 thank you

[@blop3148]

@Beast v2🔥 gay beast

[@LuigiKaweege]

I mean he did play gta

[@therealfunni4272]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j no

[@chasehamilton1785]

Random guy: “I think we need a doctor here!” Albert: “Why?” *proceeds to throw propane tanks at civilians heads*

[@boostblock6]

that was a propane tank lol (just that little bit more... fatal)

[@Human_traain]

@@boostblock6 again

[@therealfunni4272]

@@realinstagramuser. no

[@_Sammy_Rose_]

i just saw that part of the vid and looked at your comment Lol

[@stoseasjakarta1460]

@@realinstagramuser. no

[@masaki2904]

The editing is gold, I enjoyed every second if this video. Hopefully he continues playing this game

[@handlecheating]

...he didnt...

[@masaki2904]

@@handlecheating Ikr :(...

[@KeepTheAngerFlowing]

​@@handlecheatingit's sad.

[@thephantomx6467]

Finally, he plays something that matches his urges. Also this is one of the best stealth games out there. It’s very fun.

[@fakhri9765]

I agree this is my 2nd favorite Stealth game after mgsv

[@ongtorinicole]

off topic, but could you possibly comment on my recent video a few questions about myself? i’m doing a q&a video, and i’m going to be answering lots of questions :) ask as many as you’d like. if not it’s okay! have a wonderful day!!!

[@cyseraa]

Urges? Is he a psychotic killer? Lmao

[@jozs8]

@@cyseraathat's what i was thinking lol

[@thephantomx6467]

@@cyseraa well after seeing a few videos, on camera he is psychopathic, but off camera he is a nice dude. Idk what happens but it just seems when ever he is recording himself, the man just says stuff that no sane person would say XD

[@zla_204]

4:20 the perfectly cut scream is everything.

[@lakln1339]

4:20 the perfect time stamp

[@diamondlungs1215]

Sounds like my gay cousin 💀💀

[@dacoolgiy]

1:09 is better

[@Royale.Jonkoo]

Uhh 🤪 AAAA😭

[@sirman353]

hmh 420......

[@UrResidentGhost]

The fact he has no clue what he’s doing makes it even better. Like not even a tutorial. Just right into the game.

[@yungpalaginagdadabog5956]

HAHAHAHA I LOVED THAT HE JUST PAUSED FOR A SECOND WHEN HE ALMOST SAID "I CAME OUT FROM THE CLOSET" AHAHAHH

[@Bruhman_YUSS]

Jeez man calm down

[@Arthur-nd6dn]

Do you need a chill pill?

[@nothingspecial1421]

He became fatherless

[@TygerHillis]

@@nothingspecial1421*motherless

[@vapordals]

Dang bro imagine being Albert in the situation, he's enjoying the game, having a blast like everyone should!! This guy makes every game incredible

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many likes my new video can get Current likes 7

[@therealfunni4272]

people above are bad

[@vapordals]

@@therealfunni4272 I can tell the Mr beast logo is homophobic, I'm bisexual myself so they are kind of being offensive

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@therealfunni4272]

@@vapordals i knew they were too because they are using gay as an insult

[@MetaPhoton]

I wasn't expecting Albert to play a game like this, then again, it IS Albert.

[@alfredopasta7138]

I feel like we all knew Albert would do that eventually lol

[@peppernotfound3692]

@Soundcitylolbruh ..

[@peppernotfound3692]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j no there not..

[@StrongestSwordsman2992]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j if we dont hate you you would get annoyed 😳😳

[@s.t1270]

@Soundcitylolbruh Rebelling underrated channel

[@Broimsobored]

@@peppernotfound3692 report them for spam

[@liquuidninten]

This is the best video Albert’s done in a while. Glad to see he’s playing other games again. I’d really like to see him play Hitman again. :)

[@Enlipse]

The fact that he didn’t even complete the first mission😂

[@Dawntis]

Heeyyy, hope u r having a great day, my dream is to hit 1k by the end of the year, do you mind helping me out on that dreammm :DD

[@yeeeee2599]

@@Dawntis dude stop begging I see every single comment like this.

[@abbas7509]

@@Dawntis no I’m fine

[@ahmatraya5977]

@@Dawntis its 2022

[@Dawntis]

@@ahmatraya5977 I’m tryna hit 1k by the end of 2022… 2022 is this year. 😂

[@pebble4704]

Albert 2022: "How do I stop choking this woman?"

[@LTFCSupporter]

@Ethan Luke What's wrong with minecraft. If anything you are the cringe guy

[@Wazohizdum]

@@LTFCSupporter lmao

[@Spideyhwa]

3:03 he was trying to say he's coming out the closet

[@1saac103]

of course what else would have he said

[@Kurt-Kobrain]

That was the joke- good job 🥇

[@certified9195]

Just want u to know that I've been going through hard times and ur videos have been keeping me going, keep doing what ur doing man❤

[@yeezy782]

His crew: How many times do you want violent thumbnails/vid names Albert: YES

[@yeezy782]

@Soundcitylolbruh lol shut up stop promoting ur account

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@triplus198]

@@matthewdavidson2581 ………………what

[@hlflifeenjoyer6176]

lol

[@amycortner6978]

Never thought he would play this kind of game a long while ago but now I kinda think he would've played this by now (EDIT) I was scrolling through his vids and found gta so I just forgot about that

[@BoredomStudios]

@Soundcitylolbruh guess what they arent

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@therealfunni4272]

@Soundcitylolbruh no

[@stellar2237]

@Soundcitylolbruh You're right. You're videos are better. Better at being trash :D

[@Lol-zc1vd]

he did play gta 5

[@nightweebwatcher9287]

Seeing Albert playing to one of my childhood game franchise is just a dream come true and really unexpected

[@goldybolt947]

3:34 lmao "who broke this" he said that as like a statement that got me

[@tiaratiger3768]

This video was awesome! I've been subscribed to you're channel for 4 years now. I'm glad to see your channel grow more and more everyday! Have an awesome week Albert.

[@TyphoonTYUIOP]

1:10 Albert: *Tries to Kill himself* Guard: "Not If I kill you first!"

[@semz6779]

LOL

[@bwest0723]

Who else would never expect him to play a game like this 😂 😂 😂

[@donttreadonme123]

@Help me reach 1K subs more like bot

[@aceyv2019]

me

[@oliviak61]

You should do another video like this lol I couldn’t stop laughing when you through the vases at them 😂

[@XLacunaMoonX]

he's lost it, he's fed up with not being able to swear and he's taking his anger out by murdering innocents. :(((

[@therealfunni4272]

@Soundcitylolbruh i’m glad you used your last amount of IQ for this

[@idunnoman9402]

But you have no videos

[@logoisntlogo]

@Soundcitylolbruh you're like a 40 year old

[@trashcatwithabanjo]

“Pick up that Apple” Wise words from Albert 6:55

[@alterrys]

If you look closely, this is actually real life. Albert has gone insane, hinted in his merch ads. We ignored them for too long.

[@zenderthe]

yes

[@AKID_ZF]

Epic B)

[@dennisstewart4186]

This video is so entertaining. Genuinely never gets old.

[@beefystew3062]

I never knew he would play such a non child friendly game

[@torrensstuff]

i think he's posted gta multiple times 💀

[@australianman8103]

Bro i played one of the hitman games when i was like 6 or 7 years old lol

[@Cosmicsky0]

5:11 we not gonna talk about the paw patrol table?

[@oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo]

why would a grown man have childish things in on house this is sus

[@MyEarsHurts]

Probably for another video

[@oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo]

@@MyEarsHurts sUs

[@ezra_qu4ck]

@@oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo nah

[@weeakdays]

hitman: *is about eliminating targets and killing people albert: *a p p l e* 6:45

[@Kei_Vibes]

5:18 got me raising an eyebrow but laughing at the same time

[@abeeegail]

"I'm finally out guys.. Out of the... 😀 Nevermind." Out of the what Albert, hm? 🤨 Finish that sentence, you're being a little sus..

[@Yamm_10]

Npc: “I think we need a doctor here” Flamgo: “why”? **thunk** **laughs maniacally**

[@wunupiris]

I’m surprised Albert called this video “Albert kills a man” because so many more of his videos could fit the title

[@Dawntis]

Heyyy, hope ur having a great day, my dream is to hit 1k by the end of the year, do you mind helping me out on that dream?

[@brick1458]

The bot copied ur comment rip bro

[@yoongi1826]

Please do more of this, I've been laughing at the clip where you threw a banana at a dude

[@Built_Dif]

I like how Albert just said “how do I stop doing this” and then he just snaps her neck

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@Built_Dif]

Roblox hacker???

[@Built_Dif]

My addiction of roblox is equal to your fortnite addiction

[@royalfamilyelites4499]

6:29 "Oh HeLl NaW"

[@drooplicate8495]

I've been watching your videos since 2019, Your videos are really good, Keep the good work albert

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@ongtorinicole]

off topic, but could you possibly comment on my recent video a few questions about myself? i’m doing a q&a video, and i’m going to be answering lots of questions :) ask as many as you’d like. if not it’s okay! have a wonderful day!!!

[@chickennuggets3199]

0:55 The girl that pretends being attacked by Albert is like a Karen when they start an argument 😂

[@Ashmcballwad]

albert can make us happy in any games he plays no matter what

[@lavenderxmellythegreat2546]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j no, it’s not.

[@meiroar]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j clout chaser

[@funwithtommyandmore]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j You Have No Videos

[@jeratnimo789]

I love how Albert just doesn't care about the mission. He just likes to have fun and go in a rampage

[@S3BAST11ANN]

He makes every game look fun with his humor 😂

[@NobodyMemes]

PART 2 WE NEED IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[@1nqster]

I just love how Albert makes light out of being copyrighted, being sworn at, playing horror games and now killing people.

[@lexiloo9242]

Albert is finally living his dream.

[@semz6779]

Yes he is.

[@N4TH4NDUPL1C4T3_]

epik

[@H4L0.Z]

5:35 "think fast chucklenuts"

[@inseditsChannel]

Woah, I love it when Albert's about to kiss an NPC.

[@Gunslingerian]

3:51 that sounds like the old flamingo from like 3 years ago

[@green_teehee5099]

IKR

[@B1LLC1PH3R]

"aww they got me" ~Alberts famous last words

[@nesyesris1667]

"hitman more like hit woman" Albert 2022

[@echothefreak9396]

My man really just admitted to a murder in the title, and yet the comments be saying how good of a person he is

[@mari-pu3jn]

LMAOOOO

[@therealfunni4272]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j no u

[@Anton_AKAO]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j gaytofet

[@LoafofSora]

3:17 "What are people freaking out abou- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@brianeskin]

"Albert kills a man" Albert: *"You underestimate my power"*

[@revengeofthedoritosandthep2242]

Pokémon!!!!!

[@N4TH4NDUPL1C4T3_]

why

[@jacquistoddart589]

I feel like Albert is a violent but kind hearted man, keep up the amazing work, you never fail to put a smile on my face

[@HorseMaskedPsycho]

thank you so much glad I put a smile on your face

[@kio364]

1:34 WHY DID I LAUGH 😭

[@ExplosiveGaurd]

What's wrong with laughing?

[@dough3376]

As a person who has put a unreasonably large amount of time into Hitman, it's always fun to see someone new to the game have fun with it.

[@Qrescent7]

yeah same

[@dough3376]

@Beast v2🔥 that's great man now stfu

[@therealfunni4272]

@Beast v2🔥 no

[@tearusmidnight313]

After just finishing pretty much everything, the game becomes boring. Glad they're adding new content.

[@charlottepaige5375]

Even though I’m going through an incredibly hard time right now, Albert always seems to make my day

[@ongtorinicole]

off topic, but could you possibly comment on my recent video a few questions about myself? i’m doing a q&a video, and i’m going to be answering lots of questions :) ask as many as you’d like. if not it’s okay! have a wonderful day!!!

[@xxV4MP3RAxx]

@@ongtorinicole THIS GIRL SAID SHES GOING THROUGH SOMETHING YOU COMMENT THAT- you're messed up hope you get through it x

[@iichxrryluna]

I promise it will be fine

[@sul9963]

My dumb ass thought it said "Even though I'm incredibly hard right now" Sorry💀

[@roohil4310]

6:24 the sounds he makes 😭

[@Alfiechannel.]

7:01 the ultimate bottle flip

[@ArmadilloAce]

1:53 pov: you saw an nft

[@justchlxe]

Underrated

[@Mike-di3mo]

MY MEGA FLY RIDE BAT DRAGON IS NFT

[@dingas5632]

“How do I stop doing this” - Albert continually spamming the subdue button

[@grapeonthemoon]

1:48 The women is so British I can’t 😭

[@Lunteer]

Can you get out ma face please -☕️☕️☕️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👑👑👑

[@fwjoeel]

“Could you just leave me please” Albert: I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@DrexeTTG]

YES YES YES! I asked in 2020 in the comments if he could play Hitman 2. He’s playing hitman 3 even better

[@purpleguydeadly4235]

Cool

[@therealfunni4272]

@Soundcitylolbruh stay mad

[@ultralegendaryfujoshides706]

3:10 THAT VOICE SEEMS FIMILLAR IS IT ZHONGLI'S VOICE ACTOR DAYMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@bloxfireinsight492]

That Thumbnail sums it all up, just Epic!

[@itzpink7233]

love how I’m probably the only person who’s life changed after I started watching him years ago,just a few tho..I appreciate how he made me a funny person with the most broken humor in the whole world :)

[@TheSSGCookie]

@Soundcitylolbruh Who asked

[@kamilah5472]

@Soundcitylolbruh troll

[@Faith4fatima]

Your not the only person

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@dugthedog2863]

@@matthewdavidson2581 fr

[@FluezyYT]

Alternate title: Albert tries to shoot people but ends up getting shot instead

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@FluezyYT]

@@matthewdavidson2581 hey man, im sorry to inform you but our doctors have found out you've been diagnosed with "shutthehellup-itis", and that you have to keep your mouth shut until we find the cure for shutthehellup-itis. which will be never

[@Billzo_co]

God I am so glad his channel is slowly becoming less kid friendly again, this shits gonna be amazing

[@forever5oclock293]

HELP THIS ISNT SOMETHING I KNEW I NEEDED PLEASE DO MORE YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYS SO FUNNY

[@L_MELT]

6:07 You when you're parents take away your phone.

[@arieellaxx]

It was so funny when Albert hid in the closet with the other unconscious guy lol (7:51)

[@isabellafaithb]

he needs to play with Adam guiding him through i think it would be hilarious lol

[@thatuwufurry4544]

4:20 made me laugh so hard lol

[@_juiz]

1:43 literally the guy explaining to the brick wall

[@limitless4635]

pranks in a nutshell 5:25

[@limitless4635]

a banana killed him 7:22

[@archieadrias2404]

5:29 *The murder of Jake Paul*

[@forkyoutube]

Ah,the hitman series. Truly a masterpiece where you can do horrible things to your targets in different ways.

[@hitkat]

Epic

[@hitkat]

First comment I think?

[@mocha9425]

@No 🔥 no 😋

[@bacon_r1155]

@No 🔥 read your name

[@DeeDee-Lol]

@No 🔥 nahhhh bruh 🥱

[@wastadance8429]

Sus

[@alsotree3246]

Lmao Albert literally turns ANY game into a master piece Edit: I didn’t make this comment to get attention bro I didn’t even think this comment would get likes or anything 😶

[@realgtag]

@Soundcitylolbruh nobody asked

[@geese7001]

True

[@Lnlystrngr-kd1gx]

@@realgtag They are saying that just to get attention don’t listen to this guy

[@alsotree3246]

@@realgtag can you just be postive

[@alsotree3246]

@@Lnlystrngr-kd1gx no I did it because I’m being nice and I don’t know why people commented and liked it?

[@alicelikesdandelions]

wow

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@makaylasanchez3208]

Security guard guy: Aágh 😜 Flamingo: AAAAA 4:20

[@SamsungSmartHamster]

Eventually it had to happen, soon he's going to make an irl version

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@masterroshi8644]

I been waiting for this day, Albert is finally going to turn into a murderer.

[@BasicallyFunnyRoblox]

OH GOD HE'S SHOOTING THROUGH THE CRACK 3:20

[@Livcanthandleit]

Evrytime you post i get so happy, i had a really bad day today and you made it so much better

[@Tha_Meal]

he fucking snapped

[@dogerman6913]

HEY DONT SAY THAT

[@Ari4showrt]

...

[@kirstyshepherd1579]

Ok

[@somebodythatanimates3938]

E

[@otasev1c]

Yo YOU CURSED AYO THATS NOT CoOL MaN

[@scout7734]

can we all just take a moment to appreciate how albert can make any situation funny?

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@SculkySam226]

Pootis

[@geese7001]

uh

[@ushiiox]

i feel like twitter will get flamingo for this 6:01

[@x4nder176]

why?

[@aalluring]

no they wont…

[@ushiiox]

@@x4nder176 white man killed black man.. yk twitter is always sensitive about this stuff

[@deadsparksgamingchannel]

"Its like 5 nights at hello neighbor" *confused screaming*

[@lunazebracat]

lol

[@Beachboygt]

5:24 ALBERT BE LIKE IN 2022

[@lightningboat]

Flamingo never disappoints! His content is hilarious and always makes me laugh!

[@matthewdavidson2581]

I GOT HACKED! THIS WAS THE DOING OF HIS ROBLOX ADDICTION. HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS HACKER AND GET RID OF ROBLOX FORMFOOD AND HAVE FORTNITE BE THE ONLY GAME

[@lightningboat]

@@matthewdavidson2581 um

[@14shrak]

Ok

[@3ammv]

Ok FLAMENCO

[@manager_indonesia3128]

Ok

[@Downbad4SGR]

Ok

[@reality8934]

Ok

[@KingTrex]

Hi

[@maxisthebest]

The way he was went into the closet and then came out of hiding and he said "I'm out of the I'm out- nvm.." because he knew idek its just so funny for me-

[@hungariancountryball2928]

darn, its already been a year