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@filipporapetti93548 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore the concept of a character who sucks so much at being a detective that he becomes one of the world's most lethal assassins by pure accident
@The_whales8 ай бұрын
“I was doing my job and fixed a machine on the way” -agent 47
@jacktherabbit22388 ай бұрын
That sounds hilarious I would love a movie or show with that concept, like he is hunting himself but has no clue, miraculously accidentally killing many in his wake by pure coincidence (like helping a killer) or directly (like giving someone who allergic to peanuts a pb&j)
@filipporapetti93548 ай бұрын
@@jacktherabbit2238 We'll call that movie "The sHitman"
@jacktherabbit22388 ай бұрын
@@filipporapetti9354 I laughed too hard at that 😭
@filipporapetti93548 ай бұрын
@@jacktherabbit2238 Don't laugh yourself to death, or you'll be another victim of the sHitman
@fjordojustice8 ай бұрын
I love this terrible detective. He bumbled into the mansion, fixed a random piece of chemical equipment out of pure altruism, found a single piece of evidence, assumed he'd cracked the case, and left promptly because "it would be loitering for me to stay inside too long". He's perfectly lawful, but he's criminally stupid.
@skellious8 ай бұрын
Inspector Clouseau
@jonaseggen22308 ай бұрын
Reminds me of inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panter
@dankduck22098 ай бұрын
Lawful Stupid
@aapeliholtta11978 ай бұрын
I know, this was literally straight from a comedy movie and I'm here for it
@NightLoveStar7 ай бұрын
Ikr the only thing they could say he did bad was being a terrible detective XD
@KWCHope7 ай бұрын
The guard saying "I love parkour! It's so edgey!!" Is priceless
@0verloaded2 ай бұрын
I would like, but you have 420 likes.
@destinymontez61702 ай бұрын
@@0verloadedwhy stop?
@_Kyokan___2 ай бұрын
I'd like but it's 666 right now
@BlackfacenoobАй бұрын
I'D lIkE bUt iTs 829 rIgHt nOw 🤓
@_Kyokan___Ай бұрын
not 666 anymore so take my like
@dracofenix38607 ай бұрын
And ironically, after all of that he decides to illegally ride a motorcycle without the safety helmet!
@augustsinferno31855 ай бұрын
clever
@Arthillis5 ай бұрын
Not sure what the laws are there but some places it's legal to not wear a helmet.
@andrewcruickshank57875 ай бұрын
@@Arthillisyeah it is legal in england which is where this map takes place
@myacidninjatheamazing10255 ай бұрын
And assuming the story to this point and what we know, he doesn't have an actual driver's license. Just a fake provided by the ICA
@Stephen-to6rh5 ай бұрын
And trespassing
@penguinsrockrgr8yt2168 ай бұрын
“Your honor I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty” “Mr 47 we brought you in to talk about your unpaid parking tickets”
@lordfelidae45058 ай бұрын
“Who even are you?”
@greenishpiss35888 ай бұрын
Rieper*
@vadandrumist16708 ай бұрын
"Exactly."
@EntityXIII8 ай бұрын
tbf, a death penalty sounds more pleasant than fighting or paying for a parking ticket.
@KL539868 ай бұрын
@@EntityXIII Yes, life is terrible.
@grfrjiglstan8 ай бұрын
The best part is, if the real detective comes in after this, he’ll have two dead bodies to investigate, and he’ll surely convict the real killer, and let both you and the butler off scot free.
@tripodranger78738 ай бұрын
@@TheFrenchmanCooks Yes, but in the context of this video, we're assuming 47 put in the work to become a legitimate detective before coming to the manor. So there was no impersonation being done.
@skrsojmpz15038 ай бұрын
@@TheFrenchmanCooksI think a degree of leniency is required when trying to do a zero-crime run in the game about murdering people
@svgPhoenix7 ай бұрын
@@TheFrenchmanCooksnot all detectives are officers of the law
@FatalErrror4187 ай бұрын
yeah he's a private detective too@@svgPhoenix
@vdinh1437 ай бұрын
@@TheFrenchmanCooksit's not all that impossible for him to go through that process legally, is it? Maybe he was a legal investigator before his current arrangements and his old license is still valid which makes him happen to be the right person for the job
@GilCAnjos8 ай бұрын
Diana: "47, what are you doing? Why are you leaving the property?" 47: "My job here is done." Diana: "You got the file, yes, but what of Alexa? You were supposed to... Wait. What? Our surveillance shows that somehow Alexa dropped dead in her living room, just ten seconds ago. How did you do that?" 47: "I have no idea."
@clocked08 ай бұрын
"I used the power of the lord (the player), Diana"
@user-jh5dq9vc1v8 ай бұрын
That's how Path to Victory look in action
@WylafB8 ай бұрын
47: "it's elementary"
@pixpax17208 ай бұрын
@@user-jh5dq9vc1vthe worm brainrot spreads
@frankwest53888 ай бұрын
47 internally “shit I completely forgot about that. Lucky that this solved itself
@wombatpandaa97748 ай бұрын
I've played this game for hours and never realized that there's such a complicated way for killing...I mean allowing Carlisle to die without even touching her.
@MoviesNGames007uk8 ай бұрын
You can also say Gregory killed himself. So she throws herself from the building
@NithinJune8 ай бұрын
without even the mens rea (intent) of murder
@Finlandia_8 ай бұрын
you also can do it if you tell he did a suicide she will jump of the balcony
@skell61348 ай бұрын
@@MoviesNGames007ukYeah but you wont get access to file then probably
@skell61348 ай бұрын
@@Finlandia_Would she give you payment before doing that tho ?
@melo70386 ай бұрын
This is a brilliant and utterly terrifying idea of an omnipotent assassin. The assassin is able to see the intentions of characters around him and the future. He can kill anyone he wants without breaking the law or directly encouraging them. All he needs to do is slightly tweak fate and let it play out on its own.
@Kira-no6666 ай бұрын
Madness is like gravity. All you needs to go is just a little push and it all go insane
@TheUncivilizedNation6 ай бұрын
That’s not even an assassin anymore that’s God doing a little trolling from the perspective of an Human Avatar instead of looking down and doing it from Heaven
@beenguy58876 ай бұрын
The kind of things i would do if i can save and load in real life 🗿
@Est.-.5 ай бұрын
I do reckon the term for this is omniscient, because there was a lot he was unable to do due to the no crime committed rule
5 ай бұрын
Funnily enough, I know of two games that work like that, but instead of an assassin, the goal is the opposite, you need to stop people from dying. In Ghost Trick, you're a ghost that can rewind time 4 minutes before someone dies and, by only possessing objects, needs to stop people from dying. The game Sexy Brutale works a bit similar, you're not a ghost, but your interactions are also very limited.
@dragonslair9511678 ай бұрын
That's impressive. You managed to find a way to kill the target with your own hands being clean; no conspiracy to commit murder, no setting up a booby trap, your involvement in the murder was pure "happenstance".
@Lunaraia8 ай бұрын
if you solve the case correctly, she commits suicide instead. so you can keep your hands clean that way too
@chaisekarateka52548 ай бұрын
@@Lunaraiabut I think he said it would require him to pick up illegal evidence And maybe the old lady wouldn't have given him the file he needed, which was the only way to get it without stealing it (just assuming, I've never played this game)
@Lunaraia8 ай бұрын
@@chaisekarateka5254 the scene is almost identical, only difference is the fact she asks to be alone after the case is cleared, so no one will stop her from taking the jump from her balcony.
@diegogonzalez52738 ай бұрын
@@Lunaraia Actually, that happens if you lie to her and say that her brother killed himself. Which is being intentionally dishonest. Also, you need to pick up the cane illegally to do this.
@Lunaraia8 ай бұрын
@@diegogonzalez5273 she also does it if you sucessfully solve it
@Maxler57955 ай бұрын
I love the idea of 47 in trial and the conversation going: "So, you're a contract killer" "Yup" "And you were hired to kill her?" "Yup" "But you didnt kill her" "Nope" "And you didnt even commit a single crime" "Nope" "What are you?!" "Innocent"
@jdotoz3 ай бұрын
Technically, being "hired to kill" is itself a crime, even before any actual attempt is made.
@destinymontez61702 ай бұрын
@@jdotozMaybe he was forced
@jdotoz2 ай бұрын
@@destinymontez6170 That's not what "hired" means. If he had been under duress, he can either testify to that or not. If not, the court can only work with the facts in evidence.
@louisewilson20442 ай бұрын
Technically 47 wasn't hired to kill Alexa. No agency was paying him to kill her unless subject 6 paid him to kill the partners. Is far as I'm aware it was a favour for a friend.
@jdotoz2 ай бұрын
@@louisewilson2044 That still meets the criteria for conspiracy.
@void-creature8 ай бұрын
Gotta appreciate the fact that Diana apparently didn't find it weird at all that someone somehow expertly fixed her poison distillery XD
@mr.cauliflower35368 ай бұрын
Maybe she did not notice it being broken? idk
@magi_stricide8 ай бұрын
To be fair, all 47 did was use a wrench and seemingly tightened a screw? It probably wasn’t that broken.
@TheBanarasiGuy7 ай бұрын
"well this is fixed, i gotta make poison now."
@Reynsoon7 ай бұрын
Ever had something broken, wallow in self pity, turn it on as a last resort, and it's working for some strange bizarre reason? You don't ask when you're given a Mulligan like that!
@federicocaputo99667 ай бұрын
@@magi_stricide"OH NO, MY WHOLE PLAN IS RUINED BECAUSE MY MACHINE ISN'T WORKING" *tightens a screw* "IT'S A MIRACLE" .... she probably wasn't too handy
@Zpixi098 ай бұрын
Fun fact! The detective guy is actually at where he spawns normally if you use the detective disguise start so it is confirmed that 47 didn’t steal his clothes! Edit: what have I wrought upon this land?
@TheCourruptedPurple8 ай бұрын
What about identity theft?
@Zpixi098 ай бұрын
I do not think 47 ever uses the detective’s name so he could claim that they all just assumed it was him, anyway he basically tells Alexa that he’s 47 by asking for the case file therefore they know 47 isn’t him
@contradrian84308 ай бұрын
@@Zpixi09 Well, the investigators might still find it sus that the actual detective, Phineas Whitmer, was invited and 47 not. From their perspective, this someone completely random other detective just happened to come and waltz in at the exact same day and never introduced himself as someone else or corrected anybody when referred to as this actually invited detective. I suspect the "not correcting" part might still lead to a sentence, as you're actively making others think you're someone you're not.
@pizzarequiem34488 ай бұрын
@@contradrian8430I think thats lying by omission
@benl17038 ай бұрын
Fraud??
@JamesTDG8 ай бұрын
This does beg the question, what are the least amount of crimes needed to be committed to complete the game?
@senbowe28598 ай бұрын
32
@Blue-vs6fj8 ай бұрын
really?@@senbowe2859
@gerald25088 ай бұрын
@@senbowe2859 Source?
@senbowe28598 ай бұрын
@@gerald2508 no
@gerald25088 ай бұрын
@@senbowe2859 Ok, have fun.
@MaximusKingery8 ай бұрын
47 would be a good detective
@MasayoshiTakanakafan8 ай бұрын
Has bro played Dartmoor
@MaximusKingery8 ай бұрын
@@MasayoshiTakanakafan yes, that's why I say that
@The_House_Always_Wins8 ай бұрын
He’s good at everything
@Eligible9218 ай бұрын
I think 47 would be a good hitman.
@MaximusKingery8 ай бұрын
@@Eligible921 probably
@Ed-ng4uh8 ай бұрын
Turns out if you want someone dead without committing a crime you just have to be a cop
That's kinda true in the real world, actually. Shame.
@Knightros8 ай бұрын
You could play through the entire game in a minumum crime run. Either by committing the least number of crimes.
@MoviesNGames007uk8 ай бұрын
Hokkaido is also one. Destroy the targets heart and kill the woman in the steam room without ever laying a finger on them
@_red_crewmate8 ай бұрын
@@MoviesNGames007uk Though that would be manslaughter. Besides, isn't destroying the heart marked as an illegal action?
@thelastpersononearth97658 ай бұрын
You could inform a surgeon that soders is responsible for killing his parents and rest will happen @@_red_crewmate
@jamesmeow30398 ай бұрын
LowCrime% run
@skell61348 ай бұрын
@@_red_crewmateYou can make manipulate other guy to do that,you dont have to do it yourself
@johncameron19355 ай бұрын
I was going to grumble about the use of a glitch to get into the locked areas, but knowing that you should in-universe be allowed to just ask for access into those rooms as part of your investigation not only makes sense but is something of an oversight from the developer's standpoint. This is wonderful. Well done.
@Gamersoul33327 күн бұрын
yeah its weird they made the whole path of being a detective and didn't have a way to get into the rooms without being found suspicious if somebody saw you
@JSD3247777 ай бұрын
47: My work here is done. Diana: But you didn't do anything. 47: *Leaves*
@AkariC2 күн бұрын
I was looking for this reference!
@ptx34368 ай бұрын
Alternatively, you could have said that her brother committed suicide, this would cause her to not only hand the file over, but she even later kills herself FOR YOU. meaning you can complete this entire level and legitimately have no personal impact on her death whatsoever
@Midnight-wh2bs7 ай бұрын
From what I remember though there is no way to access the areas with the necessary evidence for that kill without picking up the cane, which is for some reason illegal even though iirc the cane itself isn't illegal to have.
@nandanthony7 ай бұрын
@@Midnight-wh2bstheft maybe
@hamchurger45667 ай бұрын
@@Midnight-wh2bs I actually think you can get it without breaking the rules. you need access to the daughters room and find the hidden panel that leads to the hidden room. i would have to check
@Midnight-wh2bs7 ай бұрын
@@hamchurger4566 There are some you can access without it, but the one required to get her to off herself is hidden behind one that can only be accessed with the cane.
@shawnscouten51845 ай бұрын
@@Midnight-wh2bsYeah, nothing would be illegal about picking it up, so I assume it being marked as such was a bug
@ptheorist46708 ай бұрын
I actually love how dedicated people are to take a game that ASKS you to behave in a certain way and to try and find a way to beat it by doing the exact opposite. It's funny that the game even allows this.
@cyanideytandcuriousseadogg41604 ай бұрын
The goal in the levels is to get the targets to die and gtfo. That goal doesn’t imply Agent 47 has to do it by their own hands.
@Bernie4life41828 ай бұрын
"It's only a crime if you get caught."
@Vukan.Kos.8 ай бұрын
Silent assasin suit only(I killed everyone)
@ZomboidMania8 ай бұрын
@@Vukan.Kos. in game right?😅
@Lumberjack_king8 ай бұрын
Indeed everything is legal If you don't get caught 😊
@anguslazy7 ай бұрын
@@ZomboidMania No.
@MrEffectfilms8 ай бұрын
If 47 left the assassin business and became a PI he'd be excellent at his job particularly in the case of homicides since he'd know exactly what to look for and who to question. That'd make a cool what if story, especially if one of his cases had him chasing another assassin from the agency.
@skell61348 ай бұрын
I mean,he doesnt exactly need to 47 either way most of time only is dealing with criminals
@rinoz478 ай бұрын
Imagine getting interrogated by 47
@MrEffectfilms8 ай бұрын
@@rinoz47 I imagine I'd be like being tortured by the Punisher if Frank Castle were more of a gentleman.
@xS1D3SW1P3x8 ай бұрын
A spinoff of being a detective 47 would be interesting, figuring out the opposite end of Agent 47 game's missions
@familiescharf42078 ай бұрын
What’s a PI?
@azfarahsan8 ай бұрын
i presume the greatest challenge to defend 47 in court is to identify the reason 47 'tampered' with the poison machine
@NightLoveStar7 ай бұрын
"Your honor, I just thought I was being a good citizen in fixing a broken machine! I didn't know it would be used to kill!"
@SchemingGoldberg7 ай бұрын
It's not a poison machine, it's a distillery. Distilleries are not illegal, they're used for many legal purposes. Many people use distilleries to create clean drinking water.
@azfarahsan7 ай бұрын
@@SchemingGoldberg nice
@chainsawz56187 ай бұрын
@@NightLoveStar if the case could even get that far, merely touching the wrench to begin with was illegal
@rolandcaters72587 ай бұрын
@@chainsawz5618how would picking up the wrench be illegal?
@Vegetafan7567 ай бұрын
while 47 is technically an accomplice to murder, he would be let free as he (in this scenario) had no idea that it fixing a machine could have such a domino effect, absolving him of any charges.
@cynic55815 ай бұрын
Even that is a stretch. It’s a distillery, probably the rarest object used for a murder. Is the person that made the glass she drank out of an accomplice too? What about the gardener that grew the plant that was brewed into the poison? Jail is filling up quick!
@Haru-spicy8 ай бұрын
you do technically commit impersonation, but in the UK it's only illegal to impersonate someone in order to defraud money or personal gain. Simply telling people you're someone who you aren't (as long as it's a normal citizen and you're not impersonating a government worker like a cop or lawyer) isn't actually a crime on its own.
@youtubeuniversity36388 ай бұрын
All 47 gained was documents... and he gave away the ruse by having done so. Also, could argue the gain was impersonal and non-monetary.
@rbrucerye8 ай бұрын
He did get the file which you could argue was personal gain.
@contradrian84308 ай бұрын
Also, I suspect UK law isn't that simple. An identity thief can absolutely ruin the lives of others. Think of somebody ruining someone else's reputation, causing various rea-life problems to the victim. Nay, I have hard time believing those would be the only instances where impersonation would be illegal in the UK.
@arandombard11978 ай бұрын
He gained the file AFTER revealing he was lying about his identity. @@rbrucerye
@mrcephalopod8 ай бұрын
@@contradrian8430laws are rarely simple, but surely in that case, it's not the impersonation that's illegal but the besmirching (feels like some extension of slander). It would be just as illegal if you damaged someone's reputation and caused them real-life problems without impersonating anyone.
@WGWP5 ай бұрын
I love the guard that was like “Oh I love parkour! It’s so edgy!”
@R.K_Chalkboard8 ай бұрын
I feel there should be more levels where this is possible. There should be levels for self-defense, and using NPCs to follow you( it's the NPC's fault to push your target into a meat grinder or something).
@MunchKING7 ай бұрын
There are several where the NPCs will bump off your targets for you, but most of them require you doing something illegal to find something to motivate them to kill.
@hamchurger45667 ай бұрын
theres 18 levels in the game and you could probably do it in 10ish levels maybe if you get very loosey-goosey with the rules like "how was i supposed to know that red barrel had oil in it and the guy would smoke on it" levels of moving the goal posts
@YEs69th4206 ай бұрын
bonus points if it's legal in the level's real world jurisdiction
@cynic55815 ай бұрын
It’s very difficult because using real world laws even you “accidentally”killing someone is manslaughter. Most “no kill” play throughs involve someone essentially luring the target into a booby trap which is 1st degree murder. They’re just adding a bunch of processes between them and the murder as if that absolves them of wrongdoing somehow. There is a level where you can have two NPCs fight and one pushes the target off a balcony.
@GilCAnjos8 ай бұрын
In Paris there is one enforcer guard in the guest lounge that becomes suspicious even if you don't do anything illegal. If you let him shoot you and then knock him out, that should technically count as self-defense in court, right? The Crows in Mumbai are also guards who attack you first
@jacej3558 ай бұрын
The first would defenitly be self defense not sure about the others
@proletariennenaturiste8 ай бұрын
You could even legally shoot them because they shot you.
@22dolls197 ай бұрын
Depends on how the ones in Mumbai attack you. If the do nothing more than holding you to prevent entering, you have no legal ground to hurt them. If they are shooting you, even then it depends on the circumstances.
@jackhazardous40086 ай бұрын
Self defense? Thats barbaric. If you kill your enemies, they win.
@proletariennenaturiste6 ай бұрын
@@jackhazardous4008 No, they don't. They're dead, bodies ceased to function, gone forever.
@TuxedoDogss7 ай бұрын
47 wasnt impersonating a detective, he just wore such fancy clothes that the people decided he was worthy of entering the mansion
@min3bubblegum5 ай бұрын
About the real detective: if you go to the front gate at the start of the level, you'll see him just chilling there, alive and well. So yes, 47 did indeed legally work his way to become the PI for just one mission 👌
@72SinSae8 ай бұрын
This is going to be great! what next? "i beat hitman by doing nothing"
@drmarioprojectm15108 ай бұрын
Except letting the targets die from negligence.
@72SinSae8 ай бұрын
"how long can i keep the targets alive" that would be funny, imagine a multiplayer hitman game where he has to keep them alive that would be awesome i would watch that video if there was one, it would be interesting.@@drmarioprojectm1510
@Skrunkrus8 ай бұрын
@@72SinSaeWell the characters can’t die from natural causes.
@72SinSae8 ай бұрын
maybe someone could make a mod for that, or there could be something else, maybe hitman but im the target? @@Skrunkrus
@zdzdhhfdzhzdhdzheherh338 ай бұрын
@@Skrunkrus "multiplayer"
@francisbond56058 ай бұрын
Do it again with real world laws!!!! IT WOULD BE SO COOL!!
@SerpentKing-jt6el8 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@doommarauder35328 ай бұрын
Yeah, impersonating a police officer, destroying evidence at a crime scene, actually trespassing if you were impersonating an officer. And much more, don't think you could do this with actual laws.
@guysome18 ай бұрын
@doommarauder3532 at the start he said that he assumed that 47 worked his way up, and cause he is a detective, he can mess with the crime scenes to figure it out
@supercoolzach91998 ай бұрын
especially bc of the fact that just being a hitman is illegal
@sugar_cabin8 ай бұрын
He’s a ica member so he’s like a cop
@paultapping95105 ай бұрын
Fun fact: trespass is not a litigatable crime in England! If you are found somewhere you shouldn't be, unless there is reason to think you were there to commit another crime (say stealing or vandalism or, of course, assassination), you are just moved on when apprehended.
@Ice_T_Shortz9 күн бұрын
"Why are you in others property?" "Oh sorry officer, I'm just stupid"
@paultapping95109 күн бұрын
@@Ice_T_Shortz basically yes, or nosy.
@gamerq19968 ай бұрын
I think it's really cool the game has that much freedom and allows for such creativity!
@capybara95218 ай бұрын
The games*
@korvo34276 ай бұрын
@@capybara9521 Just one game now since Hitman 3 rolled out an update that combines them all.
@fruitymanatee14268 ай бұрын
This run only begs the question: did you drop the wrench used to repair the destillation kit before exiting the mission? Cause that right there is theft! 😂😜
@mikesmith43658 ай бұрын
Tell that to the coworkers that keep walking off with my tools.
@leviathanforge7 ай бұрын
The Mansion Master Key is in the Butlers room. You can talk into getting access to the room, grab the key and proceed to unlock every door without it being labelled as illegal
@K8thebest_Gaming7 ай бұрын
Bro went from Agent 47 to 007
@someweirdstuff12562 ай бұрын
nah bro went from agent 47 to a serious version of austin powers
@thunderstar76828 ай бұрын
The guard who makes the parkour comment is hilarious
@josephjennings31468 ай бұрын
It...feels like this level was just made to be like a movie.
@korvo34276 ай бұрын
It's a direct omage to 'Who dunnit' mystery/detective movies/books.
@DevWolf598 ай бұрын
Defamation is only illegal in civil court, so he’s in the green criminally
@contradrian84308 ай бұрын
2:22 I'm not sure if that still makes sense with the rest of the mission. When presenting the conclusion of the investigation to Alexa Carlisle, she still refers to the player as "Mr Whitmer", even in the detective start. I checked it. When we add that when she realizes you're not who you were thought to be, it's clear that "Whitmer" is not a mere name, 47 is actively impersonating someone else. The actual Mr. Whitmer is in the mission, though becomes passive the moment the player dons the detective outfit. In the game, impersonating is clearly not enough of a crime, but in the real world, he probably would be sentenced of impersonation through lie of omission.
@rafidsadman8 ай бұрын
"Identity theft is not a joke, 47, millions of families suffer every year!"
@willofthewinds32228 ай бұрын
Lies of omission aren't really illegal from what I gather. He just didn't see it fit to correct. Immoral? Yes. If he continued to do so in a courtroom under oath? Illegal.
@korvo34276 ай бұрын
@@rafidsadman 47 millions suffer every year.
@dylansylvester47196 ай бұрын
Impersonation a non police officer isn't a crime if you aren't planning to commit any other crimes or
@Sany-mi3ug8 ай бұрын
the amount of work this guy puts in his video is amazing. You deserve way more attention. Keep it up
@blakesanchize62868 ай бұрын
In the tutorial level since it's training, nothing you do is illegal.
@papagotbigtoes33448 ай бұрын
I love that Alexa could build a poison collection apparatus but couldn’t fix it. 47 just puts a wrench to a beaker and somehow fixes it. Then Alexa somehow realizes it’s operational again
@aMyst_18 ай бұрын
agent 47 is such a kind person. he didn't need to fix the machine but he still did it
@connorwilcox1467 ай бұрын
You should do a full run of the game with minimum potential prison time, could make a fun challenge run category.
@Coldduck19888 ай бұрын
next video should be "can i beat hitman silently without changing my disguise"
@Jilatannies8 ай бұрын
You mean SASO?
@spookyrobbie8 ай бұрын
silent assassin / suit only is already a thing
@capybara95218 ай бұрын
Nope
@Coldduck19888 ай бұрын
@@capybara9521 why?
@capybara95218 ай бұрын
@@Coldduck1988because you like your own comment and silent assassin suit only already exists
@daneeko8 ай бұрын
7:29 ok i find it incredibly funny how quickly she drops the glass and gets poisoned after drinking from it
@RavnicaRaven5 ай бұрын
The exclaimation points dont make something illegal, it just means theyre suspicious. its not illegal to pick up a wet floor sign or hit a chair button.
@Tydorell7 ай бұрын
Diana: congratulations, Agent 47. The mission was a success. 47: tf are you talking about?
@Jr._Racing7 ай бұрын
I didn't think this was possible. Truly incredible job!
@loganmunier97988 ай бұрын
I think you can bring the cane into the map, since you get it as a mastery reward. You can use that to get the quicker way of indirectly killing Alexa, at least if you have the heart to do it. (Seriously, nobody deserves that, not even her. It's the only kill in the game that I actually and unironically felt bad for. Still, it saves you the trouble of dealing with the coins to get into the greenhouse and Mr.Fernsby's office)
@Dextinator128 ай бұрын
Explain?
@loganmunier97988 ай бұрын
@@Dextinator12 You unlock the walking cane at Dartmoor Mastery Level 13. It's legal to hold, just not to pick up. If you use that to get into the secret room on the second floor above the library, you find a letter that can be used to convince Alexa Carlyle that her brother really did commit suicide. She'll give you the file and throw herself off the balcony in grief (which I think is a really horrible way for her to die). I think it's the only evidence you need. In fact, I'll test it now to be sure.
@loganmunier97988 ай бұрын
@@Dextinator12 Ok I just confirmed it. You can't carry the cane in on you person, but you can have it already in the manor in an Agency Stash. Nothing illegal had to happen for that. The official explanation is that "Grey's informant smuggles a briefcase into the manor" which is not really illegal, I don't think. You the player can carry around a briefcase in any disguise with no problem, Grey's informant is probably a member of the staff, and it's not illegal to leave a briefcase laying around. The cane can be legally taken from the briefcase, and can be legally carried, you just can't drop it and pick it back up. What I did was I started as the Detective in Zachary's room with a Walking Cane in a pickup in the hall. I investigated everything in the room, none of which is illegal. I went to talk to Mr. Fernsby, and kicked off the main part of the investigation. I made a b-line for the Agency Pickup in the hall upstairs, and grabbed the walking cane from the suitcase which is marked as a legal action. I went to the secret room, got Montgomery's Note from the secret room. I then went to Mr. Fernsby to tell him I had all the evidence I needed, brought my case to Alexa Carlyle, and told her about the note and that her brother committed suicide, which I had the evidence to prove. I asked for the case file as payment, turned around and walked out to my bike, not a single crime committed, and Alexa having thrown herself off a balcony while I was making my way for the front door. Not a single crime committed, and all objectives complete.
@Ellie-rx3jt8 ай бұрын
@@loganmunier9798 I think you kinda need to think of a legitimate reason for smuggling the cane in, otherwise it implies knowledge that you need it to get into the secret room, which weakens your case of just being a terrible detective rather than someone trying to cause the death of Alexa. Although I'm not sure why carrying a cane is classed as illegal in the first place 🤔
@loganmunier97988 ай бұрын
@@Ellie-rx3jt Ah, you make a good point. I'm sure I could come up with something sufficient after enough brainstorming, but it probably would be shaky reasoning at best, and just really shoddy detective work. Maybe because he cannot legally carry a gun, he wants to carry a legal way to defend himself in case the murderer tries to go after him, hence the cane? Still tough, not as good a story. I concede.
@Bullocksman8 ай бұрын
Whenever onionbutter posts it’s a good day
@thinix3965 ай бұрын
4:28 watching 47 casually hang onto a wall while getting SHOT for no reason was absolutely hilarious
@marcopuma54155 ай бұрын
the presentation of the little twist at the end earned a like and a half
@lynnlynnuwu8 ай бұрын
“I love parkour” got me 💀
@NightLoveStar7 ай бұрын
Same lmao
@alicemargatroid528 ай бұрын
Great video, straight to the point, good editing, good voiceover, got exactly what I came for.
@numbersandletters74426 ай бұрын
4:24 😂😂😂😂 "oh i just love parkour, *its so Edgy!* " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vornamenachname42986 ай бұрын
Can we stop and admire how complex this scenery was made? I find it incredible.
@adamussutekh94347 ай бұрын
I love seeing players do anything they can to not do what a game wants them to do. This is truly amazing.
@heinzchristian45177 ай бұрын
Moral of the Story: If you want to do Bad Stuff without it being illegal just be a cop
@user-bw7hw3uf2c5 ай бұрын
“Oh I love parkour 🏃♂️ 💨, so edgy 😜 “ -security guard
@jonthefuzz7 ай бұрын
agent 47 when he gets charged with conspiracy to commit murder because your goal was to kill her.
@adamofblastworks15177 ай бұрын
The title should be 'How I Beat *A* Hitman *Level* Without Committing A SINGLE Crime.' I thought this was about how to beat an entire game.
@iiropeltonen7 ай бұрын
02:45 "STEALING" The file. Mission Failed in less than two seconds 😂
@DarkDragonSlayer5 ай бұрын
"Alexa, how did you die?" Okay, I'll leave.
@kiloknight34946 ай бұрын
Me: Your honor I wasn't stalking my neighbor. I took a part time job as a Detective. Judge: Case dismissed!!
@water26211128 ай бұрын
Always fun beating these without even laying a hand on the target. Maybe next time you could beat other levels by other NPC's killing the target
@ry65545 ай бұрын
Charged for conspiracy.
@SaidNoGaming3 ай бұрын
Patient zero custom contract with the target being the suicidal guy be like
@HYacaocjAhcha4 ай бұрын
Officer: asks for license for the bike. 47: oh shit
@35thrat8 ай бұрын
in this run, you play as a bumbling fool who solves nothing and only does things out of the goodness of his heart and the emptiness of his brain
@itsulfr33358 ай бұрын
I started the video thinking he would attempt to kill the target willingly, then I thought "wait, I'm pretty sure that's still a crime" but he managed to not even do that
@zacharymaneja12075 ай бұрын
I love.how you always have an indicator for your experiments instead of just subjectively deciding
@bluepriest69906 ай бұрын
"how i beat a SINGLE hitman level using only reasonable doubt."
@andrewgreeb9168 ай бұрын
I thought you'd get a conspiracy to kill charge, but apparently you can just let the murderer do it herself
@windhelmguard52957 ай бұрын
he never actually contacted the murderer at all, so no conspiracy.
@ChuntyCops7 ай бұрын
I like how the title of the video says how I beat hitman, then literally 30 secs in that changes to how I beat a single level on hitman. Fuckin classic KZbin
@BlackEagle3527 ай бұрын
This is my favourite map/mission. Wish there where more like these
@JustMigi7 ай бұрын
Amazing video and great storytelling!
@zORg_alex8 ай бұрын
I wish this game had a way to do this in every mission. 😂 A challenge to find a way
@MaximusKingery8 ай бұрын
This guy deserves a million subs
@kritosrafel59628 ай бұрын
yes
@victoref8 ай бұрын
he has a great amount for less then 1 year of videos tho
@MaximusKingery8 ай бұрын
@@victoref yea he is a really good youtuber to good this quick to be this good tho so I'd like to see what other video creation he has done
@capybara95218 ай бұрын
Nope
@MaximusKingery8 ай бұрын
@@capybara9521 why not
@KingsmanLuckyBlock4 ай бұрын
"Oh i just love parkour, its so edgy 😊" -Guard
@kevinhill18098 ай бұрын
you deserve 15 mil subs keep going dont give up
@hektik20747 ай бұрын
Woah cool, I can’t believe you beat the entirety of Hitman in only one level ‼️
@Mythraen7 ай бұрын
I've never played this game, but I imagine there's more than one mission, so... this isn't beating Hitman, this is beating one mission in Hitman.
@sharpblue5 ай бұрын
Imagine 47's surprise after all this when he gets arrested for conspiracy.
@RootDude685 ай бұрын
"Oh, I just love parkour. It's so edgy!"
@OK-yy6qz8 ай бұрын
Very compelling case mr Goodman. What about the other 7.847 murder charges?
@Tk-nf2xd8 ай бұрын
Yk, you can just tell her that Zachary killed himself That will cause her to do the same after giving you the file
@NightLoveStar7 ай бұрын
But that would technically be intentionally lying and he wanted to complete the run without doing that. His run could be said that he's just a terrible detective and after finding the evidence possibly linking the butler, he decided that solved the crime and told her, convinced that it was in fact the butler.
@Midnight-wh2bs7 ай бұрын
The only way to get the evidence to do that though requires picking up the cane which is for some reason classified by the game as illegal... even though possession of the cane isn't classified as illegal.
@Tk-nf2xd7 ай бұрын
@@Midnight-wh2bs ah yes I forgot Thanks for the info
@ruzanmuhammedasher32635 ай бұрын
“Oh, I just love parkour. So edgy” 🤣
@nfugitt896 ай бұрын
The walking cane says it's illegal, but I've never been suspected for carrying it
@Jappa38 ай бұрын
0:04 Haha… woman go smoosh
@kwin-20845 ай бұрын
"How I Beat a Hitman Level Without Committing a SINGLE Crime" and "How I Beat Hitman Without Committing a SINGLE Crime" do not mean the same thing
@Dhrish-sb6zf8 ай бұрын
Keep the grind up bro
@Philipp05038 ай бұрын
Love your vids , man
@IllIllIIlllll8 ай бұрын
trespassing 🤯
@Echo_Relix8 ай бұрын
Now do the full game
@cursedcat64673 ай бұрын
4:28 that is some tomodachi life kind of dialogue
@coladict7 ай бұрын
There is another path as the detective where you can convince her to give you the file and then she goes and kills herself from the balcony, but that one requires you to hold the illegal cane to get to a hidden room with a decades old letter inside.