Flash knocks out Peter Parker

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[@idontcare6736]

The reason she asks “who are you” is because Flash hit her so hard she got amnesia

[@ipotatosenpai7002]

Oof

[@7geoo]

I don't care !!

[@sincerelyblanchetts]

No, she asked "Who are you?" is because Flash is so mean

[@devk5645]

@@sincerelyblanchetts woooosh

[@sl4y3r_s1xx]

lol

[@GMMReviews]

Peter: *Spills food on Flash* Flash: "I'm gunna put some fist in your eye."

[@jonkeevose498]

GMMReviews nice

[@2antfrm215]

Peter: Im gonna put some dirt in your eye. Fist VS Dirt

[@ShadowMentor]

@@2antfrm215 my money is on the green dude

[@luchi6534]

no

[@goldenhd9656]

I dokr think flash exist in endgmae

[@metal665lica]

I love how Flash is still in a boxing pose and getting pumped even though MJ was on the floor. Like she's gonna get up and hit him back.

[@the.abhiram.r]

i mean she was able to fend off those bums in an alleyway

[@pakaton1711]

No matter the opponents, you show respect by fight them with all you have. But in this case, Flash just want to punch MJ again

[@zanik8326]

Isn't it stance? I dont know about fighting but I really thought the term for any martial arts or any hand to hand combat idle movement was "stance" not "pose"

[@zanik8326]

@-E- huh lol

[@RiddlerQM]

Lol

[@VarnoSlimm]

Plot twist: Peter did have his powers, but Flash was just too strong.

[@TheUglyBread.]

and too fast

[@ionevencare8978]

That's why he's The Flash

[@stiki7968]

Gotta go fast

[@prototypeDOOM-uj2ok]

Wait so what does that mean about Mary Jane? Does that mean she's at least 3 times as powerful as Peter? 3 strikes and she's out with the triple threat thwip? These wamen be overpowered af

[@ionevencare8978]

@@prototypeDOOM-uj2ok right

[@RightClicked]

Flash’s ability: to change women’s clothes after his first punch

[@sl4y3r_s1xx]

And give them amnesia

[@thelastmlg2699]

@@sl4y3r_s1xx and change the floor.

[@lionheart4109]

@@thelastmlg2699 And the movie.

[@thelastmlg2699]

Flash can deck you through time, space and matter, dude's OP.

[@mrmister1657]

And transport them into another movie

[@thanhtainguyen1499]

The reason why flash wasn’t in endgame is because the directors didn’t want thanos to die in like 2 seconds

[@user-ty8rf1pf4o]

Your friendly neighborhood Nazi dead 💀

[@techedspy]

Lol

[@StillSymbiotic]

??? You do know flash can’t take on Thanos like that you know??? If that was possible then he could take darkseid easily then lol Edit: I made a mistake but kids still want to talk trash about something so little that happened months ago 😂

[@zhukiok2697]

@@StillSymbiotic why cant u understand the joke?

[@StillSymbiotic]

UrMoM obviously

[@elijahjames4341]

0:18 I love how Flash punches her so hard she has amnesia

[@nastysourceX]

he ain't no simp

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

lmao

[@anomaly395]

And gets sent into the future lol

[@mushroom_man_jpg]

This is the version where Peter never gets powers so flash has to beat up the green goblin instead

[@sauviel6296]

And peter gets depressed

[@dragroch5536]

Flash is the new protagonist. Flash-Man.

[@richstoncampbell]

MJ is now the HobGoblin

[@mvgaurgate]

Funny meme for U kzbin.info/www/bejne/houwc4SvapWaoK8

[@llx8468]

Going to cry?

[@celconviction451]

i love how peter's spidey sense goes off and he's just like "guess i'll die"

[@sakonan4883]

Mono's Subs his sense wasn’t fast enough for the Flash lmao Can’t react if someone’s moving at the speed of light lmao Unless you're on The Flash CW show XD

[@rebine778]

@Ok so basically im monky no u mom gay

[@Sam-ep2yo]

He knew he'd only be prolonging the inevitable. Flash stronger than Thor confirmed

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@Sam-ep2yo yup

[@FlyingRaijin52]

@@rebine778 Dang you roasted him, I get it, Mon-key=Mom-gay

[@ethanskys857]

Thano’s “I don’t wanna fight you flash” Flash “I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither”

[@izdatbOi]

Imagining that made me laugh pretty hard 🤣

[@soumyaranjankanr306]

No truer words

[@cheesyquokka]

Lol

[@doppvolia7614]

Flash may not be the fastest being in the marvel universe. But he is indestructible and his punches sent people to other dimensions

[@zerofast2327]

Keepers of Light there’s an actually video that he has just go to his old videos

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Nexus Event: Flash becomes a Villain

[@SAFIS448]

Ye

[@aidenm1248]

daMn didnt think of thAT

[@lil_x_ninja214]

How about, "Flash punches Peter and MJ."

[@a.w5371]

Actually Flash does become a villain in the comics atleast, he was the host for venom for a while I think?

[@michaelkiske6917]

Hello random verified man XD

[@ranbeerkapoor1336]

This was the moment Flash became an Avenger. Little did everyone know, he will play a key role in Infinity War

[@serpentking1039]

Flash dies in infinity war

[@toby_that_one_random_guy]

he'll punch thanos

[@TheDoccMan]

are you guys using internet explorer? :|

[@toby_that_one_random_guy]

@@TheDoccMan im using chrome, does it make a diff

[@TheDoccMan]

@@toby_that_one_random_guy lol it was a joke

[@MaxRager80]

We all seen how aggressively Mary Jane walked up to Flash, it was clearly self defense on his part.

[@oddsped5637]

True.

[@antviper135]

Oh shit you're right😂

[@WhosthatHotspice]

​@@antviper135 Flash was not having MJ's micro-aggressive behaviour.

[@antviper135]

@@WhosthatHotspice big fax

[@d7603]

She got what she fucking deserves

[@chyaboi11]

He's so overpowered Peter's Spidey sense didn't matter.

[@chyaboi11]

@Herry Gerry Nah, Flash trains Saitama.

[@madster01]

@Herry Gerry took him 2 for MJ 😂

[@jethroplayz2196]

thats because hes the real flash

[@ORProductionss]

@Wolf , definitely

[@that1dude154]

I belive that be is not spiderman here.

[@alacritical7873]

I like how the scene still includes the part where Peter perceives everything happening around him with his Spider Sense, but he ends up getting knocked out by Flash anyway. Flash is just that strong

[@coreyeverett5500]

They show it happening faster than in the original, to show that his Spidey Sense isn't as strong or is non-existent.

[@PartyFighter123]

This was actually the real scene, Peter dodging the punch was his imagination, and Flash out here proving he is freak..

[@morro570]

Virgin Maguire

[@PartyFighter123]

@@morro570 what?

[@xp0fficial304]

Damn so peter becoming spiderman was a dream after all Flash must've put him in coma

[@mvgaurgate]

Funny meme for U kzbin.info/www/bejne/houwc4SvapWaoK8

[@justhavingfund7134]

He became spider man in his imagination spider man not real it’s just him in a coma dreaming he was cool

[@alin80801]

Everyone: exists* Flash: and i took that personally

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

took what

[@yesbutnoi2120]

Im 80% sure that was a Michael jordan line

[@sledgetable172]

its a joke dudes

[@gleyberuberalles8198]

Flash: When he walked too close to me, that's all I needed. That's when it became personal to me.

[@aethan5649]

Lol

[@SpritemaniacJ]

Flash's Hands are Rated E for Everyone.

[@lostcrypt5662]

Underrated 😂🤣💀

[@BVK.]

Lmao ☠☠☠

[@doges_6864]

That Joke never gets old

[@dj_yt134]

LOL HAHAHHAHAHHA

[@topdog9943]

A true symbol of equal rights

[@Your_Delusiona1]

The end part 😂😂😂 “Jesus, you are a freak” , flash like “oh hell no bitch, you get one too” 😂

[@Tristansonic911]

Green Goblin:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[@sa1ntluke]

@@Tristansonic911 😭😭😭

[@marangelyencarnacion6773]

@@Tristansonic911 Flash:*punches Green Goblin across the multiverse*

[@zephe199]

Peter shouldn't have needed his spider senses to feel those fucking tremors approaching him

[@frankzavala8605]

Flash literally punched her into another movie.

[@countryboy626]

Ha

[@TwistedFaithRHEC]

Oh yeah he did and into different clothes

[@lynnpabontheelitehero6579]

Lmao. Im predicting your comment will get many more likes.

[@Corxival]

Lol oh my gosh

[@HRVDNT]

This comment lol

[@jfkjckjjk2]

Peter was so focused on them random shits goin on in the background and got hit hard man

[@filipedias7284]

ADHD be like

[@winnesota_]

Nah he was getting used by his Spider Sense.

[@rekt_yer_nan_darding_5788]

I think flash used a Jedi mind trick to misguide Peter's senses

[@thechosenjuan8776]

jfkjckjjk2 I hope he’s ok

[@MyWatchIsEnded]

You're fucking killing me lmao!

[@blibsoanimations3764]

Flash then punches everyone in the school even the teachers and the the swat team fail to stop him. Eventually the military can't even stop him and Flash takes over the world.

[@danielfaraoanu9515]

Because he's a freak

[@zarkahmed3199]

Then thanos and the avengers try to stop him but they fail so he takes over the universe then the TVA tries to stop him but they fail and he takes over the multiverse, he then goes to every other multiverse and takes over them until he takes over the omniverse then he breaks his script, goes to the real world and takes over it.

[@Cat_Garfield]

and then he defeats earth

[@ezraong713]

Plot twist: Flash came from an alternate future where Bully Maguire became a tyrant who took over the world, and Flash is a hero who travelled back in time to save us all.

[@FlashtimeOFFICIALYT]

I think we all know another flash that travels back in time must be a flash thing 🤣

[@santandervergara336]

Peter: Knocked out by 1 punch Mary: resist 2 punches like a champ

[@lahkooky504westside3]

Punches on her were more lethal... she got sent to the future

[@andryuu_2000]

She's a cyborg came from the future 👍

[@FullMetalKaliber]

She’s used to it by now

[@andryuu_2000]

@@FullMetalKaliber actually she has superpowers too, otherwise she would've been dead

[@chernoble6095]

Peter: He pulled those punches

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Some males: I can't hit a woman Other males: I can't hit a person with glasses on Flash: Human is human

[@baumloserwald]

Females:

[@KabroSaavedra]

@@baumloserwald "when it's not a woman it's ok"

[@rock3tcatU233]

What kind of a pussy ass bitch wouldn't hit a woman?

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

@@rock3tcatU233 Me. I'm afraid of the white knights.

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@rock3tcatU233 Does hugging them tight count?

[@NPC1921]

Little bit of movie trivia: Flash Thompson put Peter Parker into a coma after he punched him in the head. The rest of the film plus its sequels where Peter imagines himself as a costumed superhero named "Spider-Man" was in fact a dream. In actuality, Aunt May went bankrupt, suffered rapid-onset dementia, and had to check herself into a retirement home. Norman Osborn went into cardiac arrest after testing the performance enhancer on himself and died en route to the ICU. Oscorp was left in the hands of his orphaned son Harry, who settled with a six-figure paycheck answering emails while his board of directors pulled the strings behind his back. Mary Jane Watson moved out of her abusive father's house and fled the state with Flash, who sadly but unsurprisingly proved to be just as abusive as Mr. Watson. The Daily Bugle ran a Page 8 story about the grief incurred by Flash Thompson, and the story was forgotten by the next news cycle. All just another day in New York City.

[@No-Name0087]

Dark.

[@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA]

Dude tf is this a dream? -JACK

[@luisdonoso6154]

Spider-Man: Real Life

[@thatkarmaguy5356]

And then Otto blew up the city

[@adityakishore6657]

Even the spider sense could not sense flash's speed 😂😂

[@Chromwel-A]

When he punched her the second time, I'm satisfied.

[@rollzrl]

A true gamer girl never gives up

[@kifflom498]

Yes

[@thatsicy]

why bruh wtf

[@MattF]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ-ZY32dftBgnaM Parashock FACE REVEAL! SAW HIM IRL!

[@phillip6059]

Anti simp

[@tranqle73]

Love how Flash’s steps are so powerful it shakes the whole school with each one. You don’t need spider sense to see him coming.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Ok, the peter thing was expected, but the added bonus of Mary Jane, twice, and then everyone else. Hilarious. Nice job.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

I still come back to this video often. Lol. I just love the editing at the beginning.

[@NatalyBlackberry]

This is one of the possibilities Doctor Strange saw

[@thefacepie]

doctor strange just didn't want flash to prosper, smh 😔

[@fynkozari9271]

out of 14 million?

[@luchi6534]

si

[@Abominatrix650]

Flash was too uncontrollable. It was never gonna work. Like waking up a demon to get rid of a tiger

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@Abominatrix650 That's so true I get so terrified whenever I mention him it feels like he's watching me and waiting to get me I might skip town after this comment so goodbye.

[@starboiklem8381]

Some men: i never hit women Other men: if she hit me i hit back Flash: i just hit her

[@NXZeki]

Its not true its bullshit i did not hit her

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

@kira Kensai *naht

[@denos1699]

Your tearing me apart Liza

[@austinzhao1012]

Yes, I did hit Mary Jane last night in bed...

[@unusualfearlesss7591]

@@NXZeki you're a legend XD

[@ryanmccord6351]

the way the camrea zooms in on flashes heavy footsteps im dead lmao

[@TheVladMan.]

A person in Hawaii: “I don’t want to fight you, Flash.” Ezra Miller: “I wouldn’t want to fight me neither.”

[@Ekusupuroshon]

Flash would've endgamed Thanos in one punch Because he's a freak

[@OvSpP]

He would’ve gone for the head.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Yup

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Ekusupuroshon Thanos’ dad would’ve sued him

[@facefullvoid7273]

@Mert11asaasdfghjk asdfghjklşi, you're an idiot

[@facefullvoid7273]

@Mert11asaasdfghjk asdfghjklşi, lmao says the moron who can't take a OP's joke. Quit crying kid.

[@claudiolopez643]

When you fail the quick time event

[@jojo-nr5ir]

deserves more likes lmaoo

[@OverRide690]

Now you got 69 likes haha

[@giovannimaia9652]

UNDERRATED

[@fafafagat]

_im gonna diie_

[@MMCLLC7]

Accreate

[@DarthLuigi310]

“What was your Nexus Event?” “I managed to punch Parker before he was able to dodge it.”

[@JoshuaPrime]

Out of all of his videos, this one is my favorite.

[@ThePillsburyJewboy]

Peter half dead on the floor: “I don’t want to fight you flash”

[@piccoloatburgerking]

Stings doesn't it?

[@PIB2000]

Peter: *paralyzed from the neck down* "Gonna put some dirt in your eye."

[@KabroSaavedra]

Peter: *stands up* still got the moves *proceeds to put some dirt in his eye*

[@crazyape515]

I wouldn't wanna fight me either

[@PIB2000]

@@KabroSaavedra Flash: *sprays Peter with bug spray*

[@sturgg23]

Flash is so strong that he punched Mary Jane into another outfit

[@FaceoftheAgony.]

True

[@adityarajkhowalama]

He punched her into the future

[@KingGaki738]

Punched her into the sequel

[@adityarajkhowalama]

@@KingGaki738 Punched her into the sequel of the sequel

[@thatonedude5317]

Lmao

[@logger22]

This is the universe where he got bit by a Spider but it was actually a normal spider

[@dirtbikingwithred2512]

Idk how I found this now but... The way Peter ragdolls into the locker is just hilarious!

[@darion1728]

Flash: **punches mj twice* Girl in the background: WOOOH!

[@chrisreid5745]

😭🤣🤣

[@Next-xm2dh]

"That Bitch Had It Comming"

[@noahclark7603]

All “wooos” from random girl 0:22 0:23 0:25

[@louis3141]

I'm all for Women's rights...& lefts too

[@voltage4176]

What can i say that annoying bitch had it comming

[@darkerkyo]

It wasn't the fact that he punched everyone. It's the editing that gives flash so much unnecessary enthusiasm when he does it that makes me laugh so hard.

[@DaTKify]

Rs bro! 😭😭

[@theexotitan5559]

Yeah, like the dramatic zooms as he marches towards Peter

[@AwesomeDude799]

That's what I'm saying. I'm fucking dying over here. 😂😂

[@ELMlKO]

clearly unedited

[@wrestlingconnoisseur]

I'd be enthusiastic too, if I just punched Toby MacGuire in the face.

[@kakarotvsdeku5957]

Man, Tobey's head must really be aching if the force of Flash's punch caused him to dent the locker with it.🤣🤣🤕🤕

[@Miccaylah]

He’s dead 🤣

[@nameless4091]

@@Miccaylah either that or he is in a coma

[@wheezerYT]

The force of the punch rattled mild-mannered Peter Parker's brain so much that he morphed into Bully Maguire. The more you know.....

[@nameless4091]

@@wheezerYT amazing I never knew that

[@wheezerYT]

@@nameless4091 -- I just figured it out myself.

[@nomoresaul]

Title: Flash knocks out Peter Parker tap on video Ad plays first: “It’s one of the hardest, but one of the greatest things you’ll ever do.” “It’s something that you do to care for people, and people love that.”

[@Skinok_skin]

I didn't know youtube cared after all

[@Luka2000_]

0:01 The fact that the ground shakes when he walks lmao

[@daquashaun8505]

0:14

[@ghostfacegaming6347]

Hello Gordon freeman

[@Luka2000_]

@@ghostfacegaming6347 i watched act 4 and its insane

[@TheLifeLaVita]

Luka 2000 yea we saw the video too thanks

[@Luka2000_]

@@TheLifeLaVita yea you can fuck off too thanks

[@ColonelFanzipantzen]

“Jeez, you are a freak” Flash: I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@chewymew4959]

Also Flash: You know, I'm something of a freak myself"

[@yunginfraaa]

Chewy Mew *BDSM intensifies*

[@tlooncrack6157]

Yoooo this comeback was 1000/10 I am absolutely dead

[@demogorgon2142]

"I wouldnt wanna fight me neither!"

[@Kuonix-]

the stomping when flash is walking towards peter is perfect

[@cybertoxic7199]

Peter: “guess I turn off my spidey sense” flash joins the chat.

[@matsu7348]

Flash: *Punches MJ Everyone: Cheering

[@Victor-gz4it]

Damn that's tough

[@hsanc72598]

Flash: punches MJ *[Everyone liked that]*

[@CarlJohnson-iv7sn]

We did it boys sexism no more.

[@garyeltheimmortal331]

Depending on his sacrifice against Thanos in Wakanda, he is a hero. And if everybody is cheering when he punches MJ then... that means she is.... *the bully*

[@WakerOfTheCryingRain]

@@Victor-gz4it That’s rough buddy

[@dontclickonmychannell3658]

Thanos: I am inevitable. Flash: *I am a freak.*

[@nigelepperson6731]

Iron man: *_I am iron man_*

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Luke: *I am your father.*

[@freshboy3968]

Rambo: *I am your worst nightmare.*

[@mcmb8254]

*Robot appears* Where am I?

[@doomed_blues]

Terminator: *I'll be back*

[@HisMajesty99]

The second punch on MJ got me 😂

[@t.vampiro4800]

Best part!

[@Ash-zh5yg]

Omg this made me laugh hard. Thanks for the great cut.

[@SethColby69]

if peter stop paying attention to the background he would've had time to throw some dirt in flash's eyes

[@Gxrlla]

I don't know why but this comment made me laugh harder than it should

[@irtazaazam2573]

Pocket sand

[@graintrain1284]

Bully Maguire is 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times as powerful as Flash.

[@ChickenForMe]

@@Gxrlla same putha

[@Shak0]

Like number 1111

[@olivia.martin]

The source of Flash’s powers are, of course, his early 2000’s emo bracelets

[@reapermecca5018]

More like white Boy Twist

[@shazoo5617]

What did u say about my boy Barry allen

[@JohnSmithsu2006]

@@shazoo5617 Barry Allen is the fastest man alive

[@sonwukong7077]

Ah... good times..

[@aliasred28]

0:13 When the game tells you to dodge but you didn't

[@bouizemwafaa3998]

The way that Flash punched MJ was hilarious

[@NYWallCrawler]

"I don't wanna fight you, Flash." "I wouldn't want to fight me neither."

[@BlackGambit]

Classic

[@TheDoomCupcakes]

*Flash ends up fighting himself anyway*

[@boomeronet7888]

No

[@demonicplayer]

True

[@Grriimace]

😂😂

[@dekken4837]

Everyone gangsta till Flash punches you to another movie.

[@randomguy8476]

Almost 1k likes and no comment?

[@dekken4837]

@@randomguy8476 sad

[@Austinef19]

Hola

[@bellyboy6055]

Lol

[@bellyboy6055]

Lol

[@magicman883rg6]

I had to pause when he punched mj because I died of laughter🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonymarshall6868]

Flash: *knocks Peter out and hits Mary Jane* Harry: What've you DONE?!??!!?!

[@Mustang_G]

Stop thinking about flies when someone's about to punch you, Spiderman.

[@unyieldingk]

True

[@ALIENBRIKFILMS]

But it’s food

[@bigfckingbug10k45]

He's hungry

[@shrek1606]

Flies are delicious

[@matsurivirus1814]

@@shrek1606 no

[@l.pietrobon3925]

The punch Peter got instantly broke his locker and his neck, killing him. Mary Jane got hit and thrown to the future, the second one killed her of old age. Generic Student #483892 got punched so hard it created an expansive wave of EMP, turning off the camera. Conclusion: Flash is a fucking beast

[@deliciousbeverage9928]

ManHuntingMuffalo No he is a freak.

[@sarrkie6746]

A FREAKing beast

[@manuelmateo3392]

Flash didn't even need the symbiote.

[@Cnhsf]

Wow

[@thandozungu2428]

🤣🤣🤣😂 I laughed so hard at this "generic student #424262" lol

[@Jakesullyy]

Meanwhile flash knock out everyone 😂

[@Go0fie]

In an alternate universe, this is the actual scene.

[@vandidx]

Flash punched Mary Jane so hard that she changed clothes while falling down.

[@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl]

literally the comment above but worse

[@vandidx]

@@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl Wrote it before I found out about the other one.

[@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl]

@@vandidx aight fam

[@diegoosegueda8419]

I like your comment bro don't worry

[@karateka_95]

The clothes you see after are the ones she wore underneath. He knocked the clothes off her! 😗

[@PatriaPrimum]

0:12 when a beginning tutorial for a video game asks you to press A to dodge, but you don’t.

[@6ixthSense_]

ok

[@deadsetworld]

On point 😂

[@warshallwathers7971]

You stole this joke

[@Del_Lobo]

You mean x

[@Del_Lobo]

@@warshallwathers7971 borrowed *

[@josephpruett1224]

Everything about this video is comedy gold 😂

[@ThoseHappyHips]

Yes, this is the Agent Venom origin story I need in my life. Thank you for making my dream come true.

[@47thRONIN]

Flash hitting Mary Jane with a double fist combo w/extra sauce caught me off guard

[@MrVariant]

Me too lol 0:14 he knocks peter out so fast I didn't see it. Then mj wow

[@andrewkra1100]

Fuck man never said im shook before but damn

[@andrewkra1100]

@ChandSlam to be fair, I was sitting next to a childhood friend who had got in trouble for that and I was like uhhhh not gonna show him this one lol

[@davidhatcher7016]

Same

[@smwfreak1647]

@ChandSlam same LOLLLL

[@b_p5558]

0:13 when you forget to press Y in the video game cutscene

[@fgo9675]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Best

[@roachwashere]

"When you fail the easy QTE" 😂😂

[@roachwashere]

@Joey Style well you never explained how i ruined the joke so...

[@Honestlynothingelse]

@@roachwashere now you just ruined it

[@roachwashere]

@@Honestlynothingelse ok but I didn't ask

[@gojo8099]

Cool editing bro you deserve some likes and subs

[@tiggswhitt1721]

I lost my shit at this, a cinematic master piece ;D

[@Gapple92]

If this was in the real movie I wouldn’t know what to do

[@naajiahmedali]

Feminists would start crying

[@gordonf5553]

@@naajiahmedali do you have to make everything political

[@naajiahmedali]

@@gordonf5553 im sorry did I make “Everything” political?

[@heinoustentacles5719]

@@naajiahmedali yes

[@tonikatheriya761]

Who cares

[@andsonrebello2018]

Flash: (assaults MJ) Somebody in the back: WOOOOHOOO

[@Dild0swaggins63]

He's just cheering for gender equality.

[@Davidscomix]

@@Dild0swaggins63 I would too

[@dripyeager3610]

@@Dild0swaggins63 *she's. pretty sure its a girl cheering

[@petejohnes8442]

It's the double hit to MJ for me lmaooo XD💀

[@winsonwieny6720]

In the actual movie flash knocked out Peter into a coma and everything after that scene has just been a coma induced imagination.

[@enochyawwiredu7170]

Lmao

[@overpricedhealthcare]

legit, this is how it would’ve ended if peter parker didn’t have his superpowers

[@JustASadBoi]

Nah bcos he wouldnt get flassh mad without his powers

[@allsmilesguy]

@@JustASadBoi he meant Mary Jane would have ended up in an abusive marriage with Flash, not unlike the abusive relationship she had with her father

[@shanthoshsatchithananthan8276]

Literally the movie starts off with him getting the superpowers😂

[@manuelmateo3392]

@@shanthoshsatchithananthan8276 This is a "What If...?" comic where he didn't. Obviously.

[@BillyWiccanHex]

then again, this scene wouldn't even have happened.

[@Kanyewestbiggestfan123]

“ Either you die a nerd or live long enough to see your self become the bully” - Bully maguire

[@deniskacalin9949]

That's so good

[@Kanyewestbiggestfan123]

He learnt it the hard way

[@borg9928]

I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@Kanyewestbiggestfan123]

@@borg9928 Are you a nerd if yes then it is your problem

[@welch1284]

@@borg9928 neckbeard

[@itsDelfi]

I can't emphasise how thankful I am of having found you.

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

Everything that happened after was just Peter's comatose mind dreaming. He never made it past this day in high school

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

"Flash it was just an accident" *I missed the part where that's my problem*

[@kyokokirigiri9010]

Mary: Flash it was just an accident Flash: *I missed the part where that's my problem*

[@soloh4cker]

Tobey: wait...thats my dilogue!!

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

Solo flash: I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@daredevilofdallas]

@@JamesTheFoxeArt Harry: Whats daddy gonna do, sue me.

[@KrishmanyuThakur]

@@JamesTheFoxeArt I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@bkmixups1796]

That’s a cute outfit

[@daltan5329]

I love how the zooming at the fly in slow-motion is shown for absolutely no reason at all.

[@serotonin5852]

I love how there is a reason but you're too slow to get it

[@Godsecution]

There IS a reason, you just haven't watch the movie yet.

[@dylanzlol7293]

Failing a quick time event in spiderman games in a nutshell

[@SkillLevel0]

Jonah Jameson: “I want pictures of Flash now”

[@MrRomanba]

nude

[@iiMomoTwc]

@@MrRomanba w t f

[@bangboomdie3326]

@@MrRomanba *takes out the lotion*

[@MrRomanba]

@@bangboomdie3326 "let me show you my web"

[@maxdemoise7423]

Say triple j

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"Flash. It was just an accident!" "You want forgiveness? Get religion." *Peter's limp body starts convulsing on the floor*

[@Gangstabook1234]

“Flash. Give this man a knuckle sandwich and a haircut”

[@mrmister1657]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache FOUND EM

[@doctorhumor2549]

You are everywhere dude

[@KelShu]

Dude I swear you are the Waldo of KZbin

[@King45321]

Dude you fucking everywhere

[@abbilikirankumar]

When flash really goes flash mode:

[@a.hproductions1769]

This is an amazing edit

[@jadonwilliams8368]

This is alternate universe where Peter didn't get bit and Flash is representing equality.

[@themaskedartist7972]

And Spidey representing the prison y'all deserve. Y'all wanted equal rights too, no? 😏

[@tbhon]

Ah yes, true equality is punching everyone you come across in a blind rage. You guys can just say you want to beat women specifically, it's fine. Just be open about your beliefs

[@yeastofthoughtsmind9623]

@@tbhon but I dont just want to beat women.... I want to beat children too.

[@MetAlcboy]

@@themaskedartist7972 Feminist alert

[@maxderp3034]

TheMasked Artist didnt You guys fight for equality? I dont Get you girls and the feminist, so just because flash punched a girl we need to go to jail? You sound so fucking crazy. It’s like in that one episode in wwyd, we boys didn’t ask for equality, that was the girls. They said ‘‘ blah blah blah I want the same rights as boys and we want to be equal’’. We gave you that and now you guys are saying ‘’no you shouldn’t punch girls’’

[@aspermcellwhowontherace2543]

*Flash Thompson should've been in Infinity War he could've gone for the Head*

[@hoppya7277]

Noice

[@aspermcellwhowontherace2543]

@@_.d4ed Thanks..🐶

[@AlfaPro1337]

Noice

[@aperture0]

@@hoppya7277 Do you watch Brooklyn nine-nine?

[@muscleman140]

Or the crotch

[@mothost6929]

''I am the watcher, i am your guide through this vast new realities.'' The new realities:

[@applebytes8955]

This is the best marvel what if I have ever seen

[@timothysuria2629]

0:06 flash was moving so fast that everything around him became slow

[@soloh4cker]

Of course he is the" Flash - fastest man on the earth" 😂

[@loganmiller4919]

Solo but only once every season 😂😂😂

[@soloh4cker]

@@loganmiller4919 true 🤣

[@AVPboy6754]

Ultra Instinct be like:

[@ottovonhohenheisser4616]

Timothy Suria they don’t call him Flash for no reason

[@krisskrosssss]

Flash: "You know, I'm something of a freak myself."

[@Rehvsy]

JoyBox Trickster 😂😂

[@battlefrontkenobi4319]

Hi ela

[@Conkel]

Weeb here says: “SSSSSAAAAAUUUCCCCCEEE”

[@bryce5134]

😳🤪

[@ChadKakashi]

Lowkey searching for that artwork.

[@mcunews1516]

Amazing edit

[@kryonion]

Peter Parker in his head : “You know what? Maybe there is an alternate universe where you dodged that punch.”

[@min8310]

Flash didn't only punch Peter, but he also punches women. Now that's some equality

[@greatestrapperalive9606]

Equal rights equal fights

[@anthonymwangi8788]

He punched not only the men But the women And the children

[@dexter9919]

@@anthonymwangi8788 and the babies

[@abhinavsarkar4110]

And the superheroes

[@darthvader0219]

Flash: They’re like animals! And I punched then like animals! I hate them!!