XXX Nightwing with Harley Quinn | Batman and Harley Quinn

[@jasonpodell9680]

And honestly I love this side of Harley. The side who’s trying to go straight and has the pile of rejection letters to prove it.

[@RedCdot]

What is this shows name?

[@mellow9lives]

Red Cdot it’s called Batman and Harley Quinn, it’s a movie

[@jasonpodell9680]

@@JosePerez-sy2jc and proud of it too

[@thegodofwarkilljoy9920]

@@jasonpodell9680 Nice

[@truered6050]

@@JosePerez-sy2jc man doesn't know the word simp

[@sharpshooter13ify]

“Like you’ve never made out with a supervillain.” Sees Talia, sees Selina This is very true

[@manuelabalo8903]

We have little Bruce Wayne to prove it

[@seanharris992]

Sees catwoman, sees cheetah

[@ismaelmata4651]

Let's see; Selina, Talia, Ivy, Cheetah

[@alonzomadrigal2481]

Cat woman is an anti hero .

[@lighttheelectrohog5219]

@@ismaelmata4651 wonder woman don't forget her to

[@chriso1373]

*Panties on the floor* *Tape on the bed posts* Batman: welp, doesnt take the worlds greatest detective to put this one together

[@aydenyoung3308]

Yep, what happened here was that she was trying to get undressed but couldn't so she tapes her clothes to the bed an pulled then the tape ripped an her panties came off. That's all

[@SoulKingBK]

Lol fr nightwing smashed multiple times in different outfits

[@sameer8996]

If that was a police officer from real world then nightwing would be in jail for taping Harley 😅

[@thecloaker7962]

@@sameer8996 I don't think you understand what happened, or the laws surrounding your implications.

[@hellknightf1]

@Servando A Herrera D it's a movie

[@wakewind4129]

I like how Batman isn’t even mad. He just looks at Nightwing like a disappointed dad. Because he is.

[@DroseraNara]

"Like you've never made out with a supervillain.."

[@kurtsudheim825]

Only cause he never got the info

[@Naomi-xu4hq]

No, bc Batman would’ve done it with cat woman AND got the info, nightwing messed up

[@danielmoravia1049]

Of course he is, he would be disappointed with anyone who turns out to be like him. Batman doesn't consider himself a good example to others despite being so badass.

[@MrCenturion13]

As a father of a son, I respectfully disagree with that statement.

[@SeraphSeph]

I like how Batman wasn't mad he slept with her. He was salty he didn't get the info.

[@varric]

Considering his "adventures" with Talia and Selina, Batman getting mad about that will make him an hypocrite, and he know it.

[@tyrongkojy]

Like he'd be one to judge....

[@julianneal8964]

Batman knew what time it was

[@Double_D__]

Dick is a grown ass man now; he can use his "staff" however he wants, but not if it fucks up a lead in their case.

[@fabiandivkovic8024]

@@varric and Barbara

[@BOTDESTROYER-lc3tl]

"Ok now don't be getting any funny ideas" "Too late" Turns off Light *Unholy screeching*

[@c3por2d29]

Is it just me or is it hot in here ⁉️ XD

[@toonzy2180]

J A Z Z. M U S I C. I N T E N S I F I ES

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

*Insert law and order meme here*

[@athena-_gamez8470]

666 likes..

[@kungfuenthusiasm6592]

Anthony Montalvo Jr. in the criminal justice system,super villain based offenses are especially heinous.in Gotham city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these felonies are known as the bat family.these are their stories

[@captainkaveman4470]

Love how she waited for him to agree before she pounced him. Craziest woman in the city still got consent first.

[@theirishpotato6588]

Yes

[@senorbongo4975]

@@eobardthawne7851 who pissed in your oatmeal?

[@eobardthawne7851]

@@senorbongo4975 The consent bullshit is annoying.

[@UglyGirlSwag]

@@eobardthawne7851 sounds like someone can never get anyone to say yes.

[@eobardthawne7851]

@@UglyGirlSwag Okay, SJW police.

[@dragerien2]

Batman judging hard, when he was so deep into Selina Kyle's pants that you could see his cape.

[@Fenris2]

Not to mention the actual cat lady who was literally the cause of furry fetish before it was main stream the leopard woman i forget her name the other guys were like she's been down there a while

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@Fenris2 cheetah, wonder woman's nemesis, though I don't think that's Canon, & talks al gull, daughter of rash

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

@@kurtsudheim825 it’s Talia al Ghul and Ra’s al Ghul

[@lalamclala5553]

@@kurtsudheim825 he had children with all of them including Terry McGinnis whose parents divorced was most likely as a result of Terry clearly not being a biological son of Warren McGinnis but Bruce Wayne. Only two people know that Bruce and Mary did not make Terry. Who would believe Mary?

[@MatthewTheUntitled]

He is mad because he didn't get the info. As his dad he probably is happy because they don't get to hang out much

[@kenjiro8629]

Batman: ''Did you get what you needed?'' Nightwing: ''Yes'' Batman: ''What did it cost?'' Nightwing: ''My virginity''

[@stevensallsorts]

Oh my sweet innocent friend, if you think he made it this long without bedding Barbara Gordon or the huntress your very naive lol

[@DrakeDraco2000]

Nightwing is easily the biggest slut in all of DC Comics. Depending on the canon, he ends up married to either Starfire or Batgirl/Oracle after dating or having FWB situations with whichever one he was on a team with as a teen. He also very nearly married Tarantula (though this was after she actually raped him on a rooftop; he was still in shock when they were at the courthouse getting the license, and he backed out when he recovered). Depending on the continuity we can throw in dating or hooking up with Zatanna and Rocket in Young Justice, Raven and Huntress in the comics, friggin' Catwoman of all people, and half a dozen other ladies in his civilian and costumed identities, including a couple who only used him to get to Bruce. Not to mention that his ass is so iconic in-universe that gay antihero Midnighter was able to clock him for it when he was in disguise. All the ladies want it, and some guys too. If anything, Harley might want to get tested after that.

[@stevensallsorts]

@@DrakeDraco2000 lol yeah

[@malakifox2832]

And this comment has 69 likes. What a nice commitment to the comment section. Well done, my friend.

[@Red1Regiment]

@@DrakeDraco2000 hold on a minute, Tarantula raped Dick Grayson?

[@ninjatech4154]

Batman came in mad like “you know our code we don’t like girls.”

[@roguedragoon9212]

Batman broke that code way too many times lol

[@maxs9062]

Dream Dragoon personally I never liked that code. Besides, Batman knows it’s pointless to follow such a code.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

“You know they are icky. And now you have cooties.”

[@ozymandias8523]

King shark and constantine approves.

[@sanstheskeleton9874]

Like father,like son

[@subliminaisdakiwi6763]

"I always thought you and Batman didn't like girls" LMAO

[@rhozzercareras7406]

Yeah cuz they are lovers

[@samanthaivers1671]

@@rhozzercareras7406 YES

[@thesugardaddy7037]

If you go by the Joel Schumacher movies they are lovers, dressing in all those skin tight costumes with the nipples and asses exposed. Can you tell Schumacher is gay?

[@cesarbaldo6255]

@@samanthaivers1671 I love you babeh

[@xxLornyTunesxx]

She even got a B- in college 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@franzliszt8957]

Batman: *are ya winning, son?*

[@tommygun8256]

oh, trust me he's definitely winning

[@hakanstorsater5090]

It's no competition!

[@zionheart-001]

Love how he analyzed the situation. Dropped clothes. Bondage tape. He's like, "Been there, done that."

[@Frostyman452]

You forgot one, “Got the kid.”

[@revolverocelot1380]

I mean that's how Damien was conceived.

[@stephenodom3431]

@@revolverocelot1380 I mean Talia pulled the ol Bill Cosby though...

[@revolverocelot1380]

@@stephenodom3431 And a chick named tarantula did the same to dick years ago. What's with the men of the batfamily attracting so many rapists?

[@class7935]

Fo.sho😇🤓🤫

[@neorenamon]

Batman: "Did you at least use the Bat Condom?" Nightwing: "Wait, you have such a thing?!"

[@Forte.in.G]

"I dont carry those in my utility belt"

[@marcquisgaines4134]

Lusty Wyvern Nightwing: What about when ur with Cat Women??

[@RR-fc3zm]

😂😂😂

[@velociraptor4you3291]

neorenamon 😄😅😂!

[@joeribaars5481]

Marcquis Gaines you don’t want cat scratch fever

[@specialk9424]

When your dad catches you with your girl and, since he's your dad, he has to present to be mad. But secretly, he's a little proud.

[@danielscholz5831]

If I would be Batman here, I'd wait till Harley's gone and then go:"You did it. You son of a bitch you actually did it."

[@Me-jf3ik]

@@danielscholz5831 😐p

[@deadded5793]

@@danielscholz5831 that is why you're not the batman

[@Idk-dm9zg]

@@deadded5793 true, but he still did it

[@leighmartin9187]

Batman isn't his dad though

[@Nuisance_Bear]

I’m happy this scene directly addressed the absurdity of Nightwing’s suggestion that Harleen get a job more in line with her level of education. Normal ass ex-convicts have a difficult enough time getting honest work as it is. For Harley Quinn it would have to be nearly impossible.

[@Daioblis]

It's the least she deserves, honestly. She has no right to whine after everything she's been responsible for.

[@Joseph-um6wz]

Pretty much Amanda Waller or maybe some place like Cadmus. Is she a good psychiatrist?

[@Pers0n97]

I mean... in the real world, she would be in jail, yaknow, for their.MULTIPLE homocides, robery, assault and batery etc etc. It's a bit easy to play the poor victim card on that one, but you have to remember what she actually did.

[@Ahrone1586]

​@@Pers0n97in which one

[@RiceTrees]

​@@Pers0n97she was in Arkham Asylum for decades Got out on good behavior I guess

[@YaboySyx]

Love how DC knows their audience

[@roguedragoon9212]

Not anymore lol

[@thefalcon7512]

Nooo they DO not 😅😂😅

[@devinotero1798]

@@thefalcon7512 wdymm

[@urmomssideh0311]

Sometimes 🤣🤣

[@youngscootersetsin3171]

Yeah like batman dont be hitting catwoman 🤣

[@justinbrooks9072]

As a man,you know deep down Batman was proud of Nightwing.

[@mob8484]

Justin Brooks fr fr 😂😂😂

[@oldgrub]

you are like 10

[@justinbrooks9072]

@@oldgrub 26 actually. Not that my age is relevant whatsoever.

[@sorakingdomhearts2855]

What really should’ve happened: Batman: ahem... Nightwing: ummm Batman: Its my turn...

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Justin Brooks I would be!

[@NguyenReactions]

Batman: About to storm in and save nightwing "Your gonna make me pee!" Batman: *Visible confusion*

[@robertf3479]

"Batman: About to storm in and save nightwing "Your gonna make me pee!" Batman: Visible confusion" And then realization strikes. Funny how that door wasn't locked after all.

[@bernellbxgchzyxfnddhxggxyp2818]

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[@circusbabylovesyoutube9885]

lol I love how they decided to do a tickle fight

[@distinctjackal9016]

Batman: *Wait what?*

[@Narutoo377]

@@circusbabylovesyoutube9885sure👀

[@gabeharper6624]

A sly reference here to "Seduction of the Innocent". The 1950's book criticized violence in comics and suggested that Batman and Robin were a gay couple.

[@belgiumcomics2537]

Yeah! Written by a psychiatrist who probably got his doctorat in psychologie from a box of breakfeast cereal.

[@JackgarPrime]

To be fair, people still make those jokes who have never read the book. Problem is, the book was being super self righteous and super homophobic with it.

[@claires1063]

@@JackgarPrime Yeah I can't imagine someone whining about violent comics in the 50s didn't hate gay people. I'm curious what self-respecting college professor would have assigned something like that lol

[@dajokahbaby1506]

And apparently the examples he used to show that Batman and Robin were gay were completely innocuous, like he used this one image of Robin doing homework while Batman sat near him reading the newspaper as an example of the “homosexual dream” when clearly it’s more of a father and son analogue, which makes me wonder what the psychiatrist’s childhood was like for him to make such a dirty connection out of something so innocent

[@Lustie]

@@dajokahbaby1506 Maybe similar cases did happen 🤷‍♂️

[@bgt2848]

Nightwing sitting there, pretending he’s actually restrained by tape knowing there’s a very real chance of what’s about to happen happening if he just plays this right 😏

[@randomnigga1837]

Fax

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

Pretty sure batman was very proud under his mask.

[@robertjones418]

Facts

[@GamerHubbyJ]

@@nocturnaljoe9543 batman's proud face: 😑

[@wabi-sabi6429]

Right? He has escaped chains and other sort of shit haha

[@Mugiwara2k]

I love how Nightwing looks like a dog that just got caught doing something bad when Batman looks at him.

[@your_cringy_stalker5415]

Lol

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

And they say that stupid shit that dogs dont know guilt , they know everything

[@victorhrodriguez1159]

Mugiwara2k: But he didn't do anything bad

[@mentelgen3274]

Ironic isn’t it?

[@SirManfly]

Ya like Batman never laid Batgirl or Catwoman 😉

[@codymeyers3092]

Batman being all judgemental even tho he probably still has claw marks from Catwoman all over his back.

[@Drakromdemon]

Yeah but Dick is known to get around way more than Batman like waaaay more

[@darkwolfderai3920]

@@Drakromdemon well, name makes a man.

[@jonbrewer297]

@@Drakromdemon Actually, Dick was monogamous af until Devin Grayson got hold of him. Like, he even told Roy the idea of casual sex disgusted him at one point. Closest he came to casual sex or cheating or any other form of promiscuity during Wolfman's Titans run was when he was raped and his entire team was acting extra like "How could you cheat on Starfire with a shapeshifter who was pretending to be Starfire?"

[@EdsterIII]

Damn I wanted to say that....

[@mrkrabs7568]

Heh

[@decodelifehacker3446]

Nightwing: time to flex and bust out of here Harley Quinn:*bends over* Nightwing: hmm in second thought let's see how this plays out

[@skymancodebreaker9720]

instead of busting out he busted in

[@5thyonkokc948]

Bruh the way Batman was inspecting the room tho😂😂😂😂

[@Juelery]

Lol he is the worlds greatest detective😂 he probably knew what happened by just glaring at the room

[@Bradinkus]

What happens when batman entered my room while beating my meat

[@cristianrios8804]

He was looking for the "clues" Based on his experience

[@ScorpionStrike7]

KidCashTV 3:50 Detective mode

[@marie-eugenieramirez3105]

*i smell suspicious*

[@abiralkathayat7562]

harls : little boy wonder all grown up also harls : *looks at the "grown up" thing* nightwing : okay now, don't be getting any funny ideas. harls : too late

[@DonPetexX]

Yeah that was probably the wrong line to use on harley

[@DonPetexX]

@TAVARIUS POWELL tough question, because this isn't what happened to night wing in the comics with tarantula, he was wounded she jumps him and he said no more than once

[@heythanksforlookingbye639]

No he wanted it and he's like bit old to do it

[@theskullszone]

@@DonPetexX I mean yes, but he went with it so....

[@DonPetexX]

@@theskullszone int this case he does go with it

[@NTAD]

"I was just about to call you." Nightwing said nervously to the world's greatest detective.

[@diegocristianpolastri6349]

Batman: "yeah....right..." XD XD XD XD XD

[@g148b4]

Harley Quinn: "ara ara" Nightwing: *Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker*

[@DonPetexX]

The dark knight rises is also a good alternative

[@lacondrathompson1747]

@@DonPetexX Same

[@TheJester-s7t]

I hate you for this😂

[@AJS3157]

*The rise of Skywalker

[@Dis_Dis]

Something is rising and it's not the Dark Knight.

[@acopella431]

"Like you never made out with a supervillain" More than made out Nightwing

[@LightTCG]

Amani Jones he had a lot of game in the DCAU lol

[@nodeloliver6201]

If you look closely at batman's back, there are a bunch of teeny tiny kitty cat scratch marks. If you look even closer, they spell out: Hypocrit.

[@slowflowsen498]

@@nodeloliver6201 and then Damien walks in, running late from a family reunion with his mothers side of the family. Who is his mother again? 🤔

[@darkaoshi27]

Cough. Damien Wayne. Cough.

[@icedemon7295]

Batman has a child with one sooooo...

[@RejectReef]

"Did you get what you needed?" "Well, Yeah, I--IVY'S WHEREABOUTS that's what you meant..."

[@moneygrabber6720]

Coral McNaughton Enough with the quotes

[@tavairushernandez4588]

Still i will always laugh knowing for a sec nightwing really thought bats was asking if he hit hagagag

[@JstBoxy]

Batman: Did you get what you need? Nightwing: Yes but actually no

[@cheryljackson7186]

Missed opportunity: “Little boy wonder all grown up.” “That’s not the only thing grown up!”

[@sukidable]

Her eyes said it!

[@lacondrathompson1747]

@@sukidable same

[@vortex_wave]

It was implied.

[@nathanginnis9350]

Exactly my thoughts

[@coldfusionstormgaming1808]

It's called subtly someday you might understand it too....

[@froztbytes]

Like you've never made out with a super villain. *SICK BURNS*

[@UnnamedSeeker]

@Delvoch Rising Catwoman (they have whole music video about that), Phantasm, Talia Al-Gul (see Damien Wayne), and I'm pretty sure there was couple more.

[@pbdye1607]

@Delvoch Rising Catwoman, Talia al Ghul, Lady Shiva (not really a villain but definitely not *good*), and Jezebel Jet. Batman has a thing for women who can kill him or are uniquely able to completely expose his secret.

[@yaresliealvarado4590]

FroztByte Gamer i don’t think they JUST made out 😱😐😂

[@onilink0thefur]

@@pbdye1607 And there was that whole scene with Cheetah. Batman has a thing for cats apparently.

[@peridorkster2634]

Delvoch Rising cat woman

[@bp-wr4wu]

"Made out" with a super villain... batman sees harleys underwear on the floor

[@KaizerSozaye]

Still got shit stains. Lol

[@lacondrathompson1747]

02:21+02:22+02:23+02:24+02:25+02:26

[@senorbolainas2991]

Well, he had to made in before making out, and in and out and in and out, and you know how it goes

[@MenelikTheFirst]

Batman: Night wing: Batman: “Why do I smell fear and shame?”

[@themusicman2005]

Time for Harley to get the NightWANG

[@alannamackintosh6836]

I spat out my tea 😂

[@_kenny_6798]

Omfg 😂😂

[@no.......]

Noice

[@Olddd_ma]

I choked on my water 😂😂

[@MarcusZypher]

STAHP!!

[@boxer_junior7962]

Does anyone else think they make a better couple that her and joker

[@ducklover7165]

isaiha vega I do

[@garathwebb3726]

I totally think they make a better couple. The Joker was a douche

[@hansfunkengruven9737]

yes

[@hakr4751]

Man the joker doesn't even treat her right always slapping and throwing her away

[@lanearnejo6645]

Joker no

[@petestrong7434]

Honestly I think that batman in his head while saying what he said thought " THAT'S MY BOY!"

[@tructhachphan2619]

he learned from the best eh?

[@thesugardaddy7037]

He thought "reminds me of the old days with catwoman"

[@drakkon2zshadowsz909]

Was half expecting Batman to just smirk or say “nice”

[@obiitom]

Batman has mastered hiding his feelings well, even his proud face is stern. Batman happy 😑 Batman sad 😑 Batman unsure 😑 Batman proud 😑 Batman angry 😑

[@rodneyjones8881]

Kind of like Steven Seagal

[@mlcg1500]

Like Captain Holt

[@milantrivuncevic1903]

He would be a good poker player with that poker face

[@christyallard2582]

No, this is batman angry, 😡

[@spooler24]

😂😂

[@erickruckenberg8716]

"Be a good boy, and maybe...maybe Mama will give ya a cookie." *COLDSHOWERCOLDSHOWERCOLDSHOWERCOLDSHOWERCOLDSHOWERCOLDSHOWER*

[@jahanzebabbasi7521]

Mumma chuch chuch chuch ☻

[@Vampireangel1011]

Give me that cookie XDD

[@zeithqueen5044]

Cookie... Huh...? With milk...? Okay I got traumas...

[@sweetest_fatemel1700]

“WHAT ABOUT THE MILK!?”

[@jebthepleb492]

Now I remember how my friend got that Mama kink

[@eraser0artem]

3:50 "The World's greatest detective!"

[@thedepression950]

I think everyones dads is a detective then

[@mtwight9436]

Detective Vision activated.

[@gut844]

He thought robin did bondtage

[@primalvelocity3811]

It doesn't take a detective to piece together any of that.

[@Anchor_Productions]

Doesn’t take a detective to solve this one

[@dylanhawkins385]

Batman on the Outside: I can't believe you, have some self restraint. Batman on the Inside: I am so proud of you.

[@flexican5399]

Not even Batman needed his detective skills for this one

[@kermitcide3494]

Harley: takes off dress Night wing: 0_0

[@thesugardaddy7037]

Nightwing? I think you mean NightWANG

[@anthy938]

@@thesugardaddy7037 oh jesus

[@woodrobin]

"Like you never made out with a supervillain." *Catwoman has entered the chat*

[@mordoandrigbonefacingforwa7611]

Talia has entered the chat

[@evexian]

Catwoman is no supervillain. She's just a hot thief in a cat costume.

[@brettsix2027]

Still... there’s no downside here.

[@99thJediWarrior]

@@evexian Yea. Talia would likely qualify as a supervillain, considering her lineage.

[@adamdrury1187]

@@99thJediWarrior There was also that one time in an animated series where he made out with Cheetah. Unrelated but Batman seems to have a thing for cats :p

[@oPHILOSORAPTORo]

Nightwing: I was about to call you! Batman: For what, a three way?

[@Bowen_Windcalibur]

Grayson was lucky getting the honey pot from Harley vs Jason getting the crowbar from Joker.

[@chrisanderson2204]

Jason Todd doesn't exist in the DCAU

[@atomicbuttocks]

@@chrisanderson2204 really? Who's red hood then, or was it just pre joker and that's ir

[@chrisanderson2204]

@@atomicbuttocks At this time,Jason didn't exist,but in Batman The Adventures Continue,he does now

[@thedelordhimselfgokublack]

😂😂Dick was the luckiest Robin ever. He was the only one that didnt get fucked by the Joker and Damian too. But if the Joker ever met Damian. He is dead on the spot. Because of the league of assassin taught to kill people who kill for sport.

[@Teenterror983]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

[@velociraptor4you3291]

Nightwing: "The things I do for Gotham." Me: *INDEED!* 😆

[@sulemankhan4872]

velociraptor4you xxxvv xxxxhv and

[@velociraptor4you3291]

Suleman Khan 😄😅!

[@TheRookiecop1]

with the way he was tied up, it'd be pretty noticible

[@velociraptor4you3291]

@@TheRookiecop1 Yep!

[@kbtheindigo689]

He took one for the team by catching a std for all of us

[@avindrasookram3348]

She even got consent what a girl

[@angads.9819]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣I'm fucking dying rn

[@BlackCover95]

Eh…I’m not so sure about that. The circumstances make it dubious.

[@ksilva2848]

@@BlackCover95 "the things I do for Gotham"

[@louis8487]

@@BlackCover95 It was very clear that Nightwing gave consent. Yes she had him tied up but the word play between her and him played more as "we shouldn't but we both want to" than anything else. And afterwards he was clearly happy with the results.

[@Soul_Alpha]

"she doesn't play games, what a gal"

[@awesomemccoolname7111]

"I'm sick of people telling me what I am" says the crazy woman who helped a super villian literaly murder innocent men and women for years.

[@chrisanderson2204]

I remember in Superman TAS,she killed a man with a pogo stick and gassed a man with laughing gas

[@deswoodwdcollar8843]

I mean in this world at this point it should be a death sentence to be born literally

[@unknow11712]

in DC the only thing you don't want to be , is a civil , or a cop , or a soldier .

[@awesomemccoolname7111]

@@unknow11712 Or the love interest of any A/B tier hero. You might get stuffed in a fridge.

[@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960]

@@Hunter11725 if you're a hero you're constantly gonna be one upped by Batman even if you have powers.

[@dermetzger]

Ok bats... Don't give him that look. One word... Catwoman.

[@andrewchatman622]

thats two words

[@dermetzger]

@@andrewchatman622 No, smartass, it isn't. It's a name and a single word. In the same way your last name isn't "Chat Man", hers isn't "Cat Woman".

[@centurionzen1005]

I've got two more words: Barbara Gordon.

[@ostmen_draugr]

2 more for u, Wonder Woman

[@dermetzger]

@Christopher Barnes Oooooh, yes I did... Good one.

[@DUB_87]

1:29. "You say I'm a criminal, they say I'm a HOOWAH." 😂😂😂😂

[@oof5961]

I just CHOKED 😂😂😂😂

[@darikai219]

I think hoowah is the Brooklyn accent of whore . I think I'm wrong, but she hails from Brooklyn

[@kenb2671]

So Harley is Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman?😆

[@nodeloliver6201]

@@KazIsSleeping same. So true

[@TJUC123]

@@darikai219 She's not from Brooklyn. She never even had that accent before she became Harley Quinn. 😂😂😂

[@decrepitmanlet652]

“Did you get what you needed” *”No* *I got what i wanted”*

[@ShiggledeeGuy]

Batman: 🤨 🙂

[@HighLoveHartbit]

Hey

[@HighLoveHartbit]

Kay karrahaho

[@HighLoveHartbit]

@Shane Douglas asha

[@HighLoveHartbit]

Aqnakarna

[@dicedude1071]

“Be a good boy and maybe Mama’ll give you a cookie” let’s goooo gentle femdom time

[@alfonsopants]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[@Supperdude9]

"Like you never made out with a supervillain." I think you did a little more than just making out, Nightwing.

[@floyd5688]

Damien Wayne exists, so did batman

[@chrisanderson2204]

@@floyd5688 Nope,not in this universe.And the Batman Beyond comics with him aren't canon to this universe.Bruce Timm himself said it

[@Fenris2]

9 months later Harley:hey bats guess who's a grandad

[@Supperdude9]

@@Fenris2 That... would be an interesting addition to the Bat Family.

[@davidlewis5312]

@@chrisanderson2204 yeah but he has slept with Catwoman and Phantasm; though the latter not knowing she was the grim reaper dude.

[@DJBoffil305]

Did Nightwing seriously think he could lie to "World's Greatest Detective"?😂🤣

[@OwenNovakChildofGod]

Dylan Boffil he didn’t. He was just playing it off after cos like “it’s time for business”

[@franciasameni8475]

he's not sherlock holmes for god's sake what are yall talking about

[@flower_girl4983]

*"yesh. That was a whole decade ofebad hair days"* Harly roasting nightwing in the most neutral way possible.

[@smilysht238]

When you remember the twins in batman beyond are Harleys granddaughters and realize they may also be nightwings

[@Kris2005isMine]

Is that movie canon to the DCAU continuity, though? I thought it was it's own thing.

[@Joxshuxa]

@@Kris2005isMine why shouldn't it be?

[@Kris2005isMine]

@@Joxshuxa I think I was mixed up. I think I was thinking of The Killing Joke, which IS in a separate continuity from the DCAU.

[@mlgmeistros4278]

"Like you never made out with a supervillain." that's just an awesome comment, because Catwoman and Talia

[@GabrielFernandes-yf3kk]

But, catwoman isn't a villain anymore

[@mlgmeistros4278]

@@GabrielFernandes-yf3kk yes, but when she still was, batman definitely made out with her

[@UncleForHire]

He had a fuck session wtf he mean "made out" xD

[@martavioustisby4942]

And Poison I’ve too you know

[@thedepression950]

@@GabrielFernandes-yf3kk so does harley

[@MichaelTheRead]

"Be a good boy and maybe mama will give you a cookie." Yeah, I'm gonna need a glass of milk after that cookie. And a cigarette. Batman scoping the aftermath and Nightwing's giddy "Well, yeah..." had me in stitches. Deep down, we all know Batman was proud of his protege for losing his "villain-ginity." Yes, I just made that both a word and a thing.

[@turnage_michael]

More like villain gigiddy gigiddy.

[@Lazlo.1]

​@@turnage_michaelQuagmire?

[@katiasattari]

"Did you get what you needed? " "Well yeah.. . I MEAN IVY'S WHEREABOUTS"

[@edwardjackson2020]

Katarina Bellmonte

[@sanjaygavhane1972]

Xxx

[@kbtheindigo689]

Yea and a std

[@sayedrajesh1829]

7797656067Hi

[@martialmouse7582]

3:25 For that split second, I bet Batman got some Jason Todd flashbacks

[@marcydiaz6950]

The clown "tortured" his Robin in a diferent way.

[@bruhsnstuff]

Jason Todd doesn’t exist in this universe

[@eduardomagana3858]

Even though he wasn’t even in his universe

[@Starkstar502]

@@bruhsnstuff This comment didn’t age well.

[@B1g_B0sssss]

@@Starkstar502 worse than my parents.

[@BoltBlades12]

I guess the name DICK Grayson has a whole new meaning now

[@lollipop96537]

soahcthegod2012 😏

[@twarren77]

LMAO

[@smokey8041]

Batmam has dropped alot of bodies if you know what i mean😏

[@BlackRose-rp7kv]

His dick is gray and dry and his son is gay

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

Black Rose why the fuck sons gay

[@averysadwoodworm]

The way Nightwing just ducked his head down when Batman looked at him, like "yeah i know......the bat code........"

[@canseko]

Bat code should be a thing

[@danschuster5187]

Batman fuck every female villain

[@GeminiOxStar0603]

3:36 They have a tickle fight after they bone? ...Kinky.

[@megareavermickeybot7985]

I would of probably done it through and after 😏

[@vivecald-vehk6978]

mostly bc u both feel really nice afterwards, and you just dont know how to express that trust u found through having sex but with some tickling as weird as it sounds it feels really good tho

[@Soul_Alpha]

Vivec Ald-Vehk ok sex guru we're still on mission tho

[@vivecald-vehk6978]

@@Soul_Alpha fuck up simp

[@Soul_Alpha]

Vivec Ald-Vehk you're one dumbass bitch aren't you 😂

[@wolfgangill9717]

3:36 the way Batman stands there 😂” this mf was suppose to find ivy and he’s sliding in Harley 🙄”

[@danielrosas1961]

She didn't shower.

[@XenKenshin]

Why shower twice? Do the deed then both shower

[@RolaiEckolo]

Batman should've smelled what was going on long before he even got to the door.

[@KaizerSozaye]

Stink coochie is the best coochie

[@Hinokama]

@@KaizerSozaye oh you down cataclysmic

[@T_Grimes]

@@KaizerSozaye erm... what?

[@timothydao2416]

Batman can't judge with things he has done.

[@bolt_x7555]

Timothy Dao 😂hehe

[@anti-lifeequation1683]

Catwoman and batwoman in Batman's dmd

[@philurbanski]

Batman has had the clap so many times that it's more like applause.

[@Kevineitor199]

@Shane Douglas the batcondom my boi

[@Kevineitor199]

@Shane Douglas why do you think the only time he had a son was when drugged?

[@carsonhayes3647]

“tHe tHinGs i dO fOr gOtHaM” *BOI IF YOU DONT* Edit: holy frick I’ve never had this many likes thank you

[@jonbrewer297]

Blüdhaven: Am I a joke to you?

[@humanstandssans2484]

Oh please, there's probablyy loads of people who'd wanna fuck harley.

[@madskil321]

@@humanstandssans2484 I dont give a fuck if it's a cartoon. If Nightwing aint smashin, I will!!!

[@valeriaestrada2030]

carBon yt OMG

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

Lol DO IT FOR GOTHAM DAMMIT!

[@huntercool2232]

3:36 Batman: “ARE YA WINNING SON?”

[@lordmanatee439]

Batman: "Nightwing, get over here!" NW: *oh god he's so pissed* Batman: "I am so proud of you."

[@fatguygetsmad6954]

Only IF he was like that

[@thanhtuanoan1409]

I thought watching this superhero cartoon with my son and nephew was OK, guess who's sleeping at the couch tonight.

[@syawndarren4284]

“Was it worth it?”

[@liberpolo5540]

@@syawndarren4284 Well, was it? O.O

[@frosttheicelord1497]

@@syawndarren4284 reverse flash: "As people says in this era, Totally worth it"

[@Graffels]

When Grayson says at 1:15 "They're other jobs..." it sounds like he actually feels bad for her.

[@mikestylez100]

So we're just gonna act like Nightwing wouldn't have been able to get out of those restraints??? My boy knew the assignment 😂😂😂

[@darkaoshi27]

"Why does it smell like sweat and shame in here?"

[@pinkvanillakitten]

THIS comment yes

[@duderyandude9515]

But without the shame 😏

[@GiRR007]

@@duderyandude9515 much shame in dicking crazy

[@thedoomslayer7795]

Lots of shame... atleast he dindt ave a German toilet screaming at them

[@heinrichze-france4089]

@@GiRR007 Refer to the top comment and it's replies for maximum hilarity!

[@Ash-lf6to]

*She went from possibly killing him to boning Me: well that escalated quickly

[@SnlDrako]

It's even funnier if you have an ex like that. She went from knifing me to kissing me to knifing me to kissing me to clawing me to caressing me like she was a fucking bouncing ball in a small room and every wall was something different, and Hulk threw her in there full force. The sex was amazing. But don't stick it in crazy without insulating her from every possible angle from your life.

[@mordoandrigbonefacingforwa7611]

@@SnlDrako woah dude

[@nulzzaa]

@@SnlDrako what the fu-

[@theundead-predator1455]

@@SnlDrako bruh ya want to explain wtf happened.

[@SnlDrako]

@@theundead-predator1455 Insane woman happened. Trust me, they don't need a trigger, they can simply make it up.

[@bodhip]

when Harley said your gonna make me pee who else thought they were doing something a little more mature

[@MatthewTheUntitled]

Hah, right

[@themultitaskingfrog]

Piss kink?

[@tyrongkojy]

Probably already did two or three times. We can only go so many times.

[@Dovahkiin069Nighfury]

@@themultitaskingfrog More like Harley squirting?

[@derianardor]

I think that was actually vthe reference they were very much making bit ya know.. can't animate things THAT far so offered a subversion

[@somedude1529]

“The things I do for Gotham” he says while getting WAP from Harley

[@Junglehunter677]

Nightwing: hey dad, look at what I can do, I learned it by watching you Batman: THATS MY BOY!

[@wamyola]

Playing The Catwoman card. Good one.😆

[@jevgenkova]

Talia al Ghul too :D

[@wamyola]

@@jevgenkova That's right! I forgot about her!😊

[@patrickalifo2331]

And Cheetah

[@CardboardSliver]

And Harley in another movie. I think even Pam.

[@thesailormercury2]

at least he did not play the mom and dad card

[@Xithar911]

Knightwing: I can explain Batman: DID YOU ATLEAST USE A RUBBA

[@heinrichze-france4089]

Please refer to Neorenamon's comment and it's replies for maximum hilarity!

[@FaysalIsGoated]

On the outside Bruce is saying: “Goddammit Dick.” But on the inside, he’s saying: “Good job son!”

[@its_alkali3501]

Harley quinn: STRIPS Nightwing: *OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT*

[@TheRagnarokknight]

"Like you've never made out with a supervillain." "You're right. Never got caught, though." Lol!

[@The_Youtube_Winner]

4:17 batman’s silence and then turn says it all. he stares to make sure he’s serious and then just walks off

[@tree_alone]

HAHAHAHA Batman doing that detective work at 3:50 AND THEN THE GLARE OF DISAPOINTMENT

[@rutudebel5963]

Deep down he was probably like "my GUY"

[@chrisanderson2204]

That wasn't the Bat-Glare,that was the father glare

[@nizhonibia2002]

If Joker was there, he would have said to Batman, " Party pooper. No cake for you."

[@karanoelle4819]

Best part is I can totally hear it in my head

[@jemsielvelazque8409]

Batman under the red hood reference

[@the0sanitydokutah967]

2:13 "Little Boy Wonder all grown up....." Yeah that's not the only thing that's growing

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

"The things i do for gotham" I mean honestly this HAS to be at least PARTIALLY why he became a super hero, i mean lookit that smile

[@BryanX111]

Batman x Batgirl = 😤 Nightwing x Harley Quinn = 👌

[@heinrichze-france4089]

At least Night Quinn or whatever the ship name is is less taboo than the former! This couple actually is more sensible in that they have a small relationship, it doesn't involve close bonds, and its actually kinky!

[@SebastienTheIncubus]

It was family bonding... relax

[@fvamps]

4:15 the ending was so funny Night Wing said to Batman like you haven't made out with a super villian lol 😂😂😂

[@gamepad3153]

I ship it . Nightwing x Harley Quinn (someone needs to make that happen)

[@masteryoda6108]

I ship batman Charley Quinn that’s more true

[@sicksadworld765]

@@masteryoda6108 Charley?

[@stolen_cactus]

They do get married in Old Women Harley

[@gamepad3153]

@@stolen_cactus that's interesting Nightwing marrying Harley Quinn , hmm oh boy I can imagine the kids .

[@balmorablue_]

@@gamepad3153 she also got married to like, a lot of other people.

[@pleasestop9580]

When he politely looked away while she was changing lol

[@b.r.7977]

In fact, he looked away to avoid a possible erection. That apparently didn't work 2:15. Lmfao.

[@jerbaksia]

Gotta hide his boy wonder

[@TheSklant]

2:15 now i understand this scene

[@butteredmichael2273]

but most importantly, did you hit her?

[@TheSklant]

@@butteredmichael2273 i did noot Oh hi mark!!

[@trietminh287]

“Like you never made out with a super villain” *Damage* 100

[@mmclaurin8035]

Exactly Nightwing. Batman can screw Catwoman, but you can't get with Harley Quinn? You tell him. Besides, you just KNOW Quinn is great in the sack.

[@eduardomagana3858]

And in another universe, Talia screwed him.

[@ericbukley2140]

Crazy people are ALWAYS great in the sack (especially girls with red hair).

[@RickReasonnz]

@@ericbukley2140 Just gotta keep in mind the Stinson Crazy-Hot Scale!

[@Buyorsellwithkim]

Yeah have you seen Arkham Harley with Deadshot. She's very energetic.

[@trainknut]

It's not like DC has never had innuendo or "sex" scenes before but holy shit I'm surprised how far they went with this scene. Like seriously three more seconds and this would've been on a different kind of site.

[@namonamo494]

considering the panty is on the gorund, it actually was it's more like batman arived after the "party" when they were dressed back again and enjoying some extra time joking

[@bambam6664]

drums start playing in the background

[@trainknut]

@@namonamo494 I wasn't talking about the scene with Batman

[@SStupendous]

@@bambam6664 Don't get what you mean?

[@tiff3895]

“The things I do for Gothem”

[@BaljitSingh-uy3ki]

Legend has it this is the most action Nightwing ever saw in his life

[@EandIclub]

barely the surface

[@ZakareeRandol]

Nightwing is the biggest hoe in the DC Universe bruh 😂

[@mrblonde9662]

lololololol

[@mrblonde9662]

dat a funny coment