Flat Earther Says The Most Ridiculous Thing!

[@keithnorman3519]

The sun is producing heat by rubbing two flat earthers together.

[@Pixel-Pixie]

This comment made the video cringe worth. 😅 I don't know how Dan does it.

[@robertruark8797]

😂😂😂😂😰😂😂😰

[@danielnix5682]

Nuh-uh, there is no friction. 🤣

[@ElysetheEevee]

Ah, so that's how they keep repopulating.... I was wondering why anyone would be so stupid as to breed with these people.

[@eldons1518]

😂

[@manelcolomer9044]

The Sun is close and local. That's why the top of Mt. Everest is like a tropical beach.

[@THlive]

Definitely

[@gordonhudspith1214]

Do any of the flat earthers have a standard model, or are they just making it up as they go. ABSOLUTELY.

[@SeanCrosser]

Well according to this guy, they don't have a model because models are fake. Like how model trains are fake and not real trains. The morons think that "model" only means that we made it, nevermind how models are... well, modeled after reality.

[@Sgt_SealCluber]

The Bank: You owe us $10,000 in unpaid mortgage payments. Me: WROOOONG! The Bank: Oh, well good day sir.

[@SamualRobotham-IWasOnlyKidding]

I had a dream like that once.

[@alimackerali9259]

It's cute you think he has a mortgage.

[@danielnix5682]

@Dante2014 i like that Lex scene

[@thunderflare59]

Shit. I should have tried that with my bills.

[@thegheymantis8702]

The bartender at my local watering hole: "sir, you have to wear pants in here" Me: wrong! The police: .....

[@gravitron12]

Uh oh, he said the “globe”. Even our unconscious brains can’t handle the concept of flat earth!

[@Omachronic8326]

...Wrong.... i know you .... saying .... brains cant handle... concept..

[@petertodorov5592]

Flat earth is 5 Dimentional and is therefore too complex for us apes

[@Spookatz.]

@@petertodorov5592 aypez

[@noahm44]

No, he's been preconditioned to say that. Different.

[@Spookatz.]

@@noahm44 it's funnier to say that they're just stupid because they are.

[@TaiFerret]

The sun is not hot, but I won't atmosplain why.

[@davidhollyfield5148]

" I'll just invent my very own cosmology and back it up with zero evidence". Absolutely classic!

[@TheSackese]

Adam Savage: "HEY!!!!..."

[@colbornfarms4849]

I resemble that remark

[@MT-UK]

This guy is the perfect example why it’s pointless for Dan to debate any flat earther. What kind ‘debate’ is it when you present established facts only to be met with :- “Wrooooong” Or the classic “Nah..” 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😭 * or of course who can leave out 🔇 . .”WrOnG, yOu GlObTaRd, GrAvItY ?! eXpLaIn HoW bAlLoOnS gO uP tHen ?!” 🔈 ”well gr..” 🔇 “WrOnG!!!! yOu ArE jUsT dEmOnStRaTiNg YoUr CoGnItIvE dIsSoNnAnCe NoW yOu MoRoN, hOw Do YoU lIkE tHe TaStE oF tHeSe NuTs!!??” …. I’m sure I don’t need to say the name

[@daveg-Vancouver_Island]

@@MT-UK think it was Neil degrasse Tyson that said it best, paraphrasing of course, “if I give you irrefutable evidence in a debate and you say no, it doesn’t exist, then the debate is over, it’s not worth my time to continue!”

[@nagranoth_]

It's actually nice of him to warn people when he's going to say something that's wrong...

[@marsar1775]

lets us get facepalm protection on

[@39zack]

Is that you, Murry? 🤔

[@scotibot7450]

@@marsar1775 where can I get some? I'm fed up with breaking my own nose

[@marsar1775]

@@scotibot7450 pillows and duct tape

[@nagranoth_]

@@39zack Threepwood? Mwuahahahaa!

[@bobleonheart9600]

I absolutely love that even in his attempt at insulting you he messes up and calls it a globe.

[@vahidfarahani5142]

- That man is an intelligent human being. - me: WRONG.

[@vice214]

let away the intelligent and then I approve

[@dragongemsaphire2016]

if people say things like this man did with no evidence, i just assume their definition of reasoning is "a white fluffy thing you roast over a campfire to make smores out of". You can't try to explain that the earth is flat without defying most (if not all) laws of physics, people have tried to explain it to me and i am now willing to fund a one-way trip for them into space.

[@Hamphield]

You're wrong by considering this thing as "human being"

[@heatseekerx51]

Everytime he said it, I kept thinking of the Arnold meme, where he says "wrong." then shoots a shotgun.

[@dragongemsaphire2016]

@@heatseekerx51 then*

[@stew_redman]

Whenever someone makes a statement and follows it up with "WRONG!" it reminds me of the way 10-year olds debate in the school playground.

[@babelwabel170]

*5-year olds

[@glennpearson9348]

It's the venerable "nuh-uh" argument. Works every time.

[@barrylangille3523]

Actually 10 year olds usually have better arguments

[@tqnohe]

Or Twice Impeached ex-President and Crime Boss, Two-Time Loser Donald “Don” Trump in his 2016 debate with Hillary Clinton.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

It's basically like saying "Whatever".

[@andrewjvaughan]

“Why are those cows so tiny, eh?”. “What, they’re FAR AWAY - you think there’s tiny cows?”

[@ShamWoWGuy1231]

You have to use that “wRoNG” for another video like the 15 degree per hour drift.

[@rafetizer]

It would be the perfect clip to add into the bin along with Martymer's "Of course!" (well, technically, from the Street Fighter movie, but Marty's the best)

[@undinism69]

Thanks Bob

[@DOC19581]

The education system fails some people so spectacularly.

[@rocketrabble6737]

Give it a break! What chance did they have of teaching this guy. He probably spent science lessons (or all lessons) picking his nose and eating what he found.

[@BloodwolfTico]

@@rocketrabble6737 And saying "vrong" over and over again.

[@joyfulzero853]

@@BloodwolfTico Lol

[@slevinchannel7589]

@SciFi Author B.L. Alley "Our illeterate friends the Scientists." HAHAHAHA. This makes so little sense and reeks so much of sheer Arrogance, wow.

[@Addictionplayer]

Nicolaus Copernicus shat more knowledge than this guy has ever had in his head.

[@stevied667iswin]

Imagine saying "Pin up boy for gay people all over the globe" and thinking that's an insult. He's basically saying you're one of the most attractive men on the planet!

[@STEVENFRYFRY]

At least he knows Dan lives on a globe 🌍

[@heyliim2817]

It's because he is the most attractive man on earth!

[@rubberduck3y6]

The only thing he said that isn't wrong!

[@Cheepchipsable]

Well he appears to have a man crush on Jonathan Frakes...

[@stevied667iswin]

@@Cheepchipsable Who doesn't?

[@joseraulcapablanca8564]

He seems to think saying wrong is evidence of something other than his own ignorance. Thanks Dan keep up the good work.

[@thunderflare59]

I am certain it's because of that meme of Donald Trump saying "wrong", and MTT thinks that alone won him the Precidency.

[@dexterdouglas]

Um... “Wrong!”

[@joseraulcapablanca8564]

@@dexterdouglas I agree multi Tom Tom was wrong very.

[@zeroryoko1974]

Marty Tom Turkey is a flat earther and a believer in electric universe?

[@bobblum5973]

I've discovered the coin of the Flat Earth realm! The *Dunning-Krugerrand!* It's minted in 100% Fine Grade Tinfoil. 😉

[@STRAKAZulu]

“WRONG!” Literally Monty’s entire existence, summed up in one word.

[@MegaMinerd]

Wait it's Monty? I thought he was saying Multi. Edit: Yeah, the description says Multi.

[@robertx8020]

Isn't he talking about his own statements then? I thought he made a mistake when editing his video and he intended the 'wrong ' to go after each of his statements?

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@MegaMinerd "Our illeterate friends the Scientists." HAHAHAHA. This makes so little sense and reeks so much of sheer Arrogance, wow.

[@Cl0ud897]

So all mainstream science is wrong, astronomers, geologists, and many others are wrong, but HE is the only one right... okay

[@HarveyHirdHarmonics]

He is one to look down from a tall building and saying: "Look, those 'people' are very tiny, so they're not humans like us up here!"

[@jollybodger]

Nothing needs Father Ted explaining cows to Dougal more than MTT.

[@77willnot]

@@jollybodger I had Ted explaining that running through my head while I watched this.

[@Cydonia2020]

So, if this dope was on an airplane at 30,000 feet, the cars he sees below him are simply Matchbox cars floating only a few feet below the plane?

[@vinnyganzano1930]

@@Cydonia2020 : Oh cool Matchbox cars, yay!!😉😁👍

[@aaronabbey2604]

@@vinnyganzano1930 I prefer Hot Wheels instead.

[@capablancauk]

Not just the gasses that are dense.

[@CaptainCalculus]

It's like Father Ted explaining to Doogal that these cows are not small--they're far away

[@RhapsosProductions]

I thought of that exact scene!

[@gavinthomas4376]

@@RhapsosProductions Yes, me too. The comedy element of the flat Earth videos makes them tolerable.

[@backstreetfan2887]

Yep

[@ReynOnLife]

That is literally the example I thought of

[@brudenell27]

Ha ha u beat me to it 🤣

[@VVen0m]

I love how the "s" in the word "Atmosplane" is there literally just because it is the beginning of the word "Sphere" in "Atmosphere"

[@cameronjones93]

I noticed that too. TomTom, you got some "splane"-ing to do. LOL.

[@MuttFitness]

@@cameronjones93 swrong

[@louismercier2568]

Nothing to sfear but sphere itself

[@hedgehog1965uk]

The Urban Dictionary defines "atmosplane" as "What idiots call the atmosphere". Nice.

[@WickedPhase]

I can't get over it, it sounds so stupid lmao

[@terrible1237]

How do these people get through school

[@axolotus6455]

Because you don't need to be intelligent for school you can be a total dumbass like the flatearther and go easy trough it with a bit learning.

[@Corion2121]

I’m generally against bullying, but these people should be laughed at and ridiculed on a daily basis.🤣😂

[@beaumontlivingston8084]

Is it really considered “bullying” if they’re dumb shits begging to be picked on?🤣🤣🤣

[@larjkok1184]

Oh, he would be.

[@davidschmidt6013]

"I’m generally against bullying, but these people should be laughed at and mocked on a daily basis." I'm not. Fuck 'em. They are CHOOSING, get it?? CHOOSING to ignore reality and spew this shit. They should be eliminated.

[@Corion2121]

@@beaumontlivingston8084 - when you put it like that, no. 🤣😂🤜🏾💥

[@jadelalam9993]

@@davidschmidt6013 wow that escalated

[@richardhanck972]

MTT: "Our friends at Cal Tech..." The entirety of Cal Tech: "We're not your friends, buddy."

[@joeshmoe7967]

Maybe he means Calvin Tech, you know that dim wit....

[@thedeaderer8791]

I'm not ur buddy pal

[@Chriserino]

@@thedeaderer8791 i'm not your pal, guy

[@russwaddel08]

@@Chriserino I'm not your guy, dude.

[@Grieves0001]

who else read this in the Southpark voices

[@clovenwizard]

He’s even added himself to the diagram Dan ! ... as a brown triangle marked “Thick” !

[@ManuelDornbusch]

Wait, first they proved that the moonlight was not a reflection from sunlight, because it was cool light, but now the sun is cool too? So the moon is now reflecting sunlight again, right?

[@Ilyena]

Yes

[@thunderflare59]

You asume that flattards are able to put two thoughts together?

[@greatcircle77]

Yup correlation isnt a thing. At all.

[@barrylangille3523]

Next they'll be saying the sun makes summer and the moon makes winter.

[@HenrikDanielsson]

Similarly to the saying "If everyone around you are idiots, you're likely to be the real idiot.", if almost all science around you is wrong, you're likely the one not understanding it.

[@FoxyRaccoon84]

Hello from Texas

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Flatearther from an English-speaking country goes to China. "What are all these morons around me saying? Nothing they're saying makes sense. Therefore they are all idiots!"

[@powerdude_dk]

I'm a mensan. All around me isn't idiots, I'm just smarter 😛😉 (although I do encounter idiots frequently)

[@benmartin8321]

@@powerdude_dk is English a second language or are you fibbing about your intelligence? Lol

[@scyz2807]

@@TheBatch62 So, are you saying that where you live everyone around you is smart and since you know this you are a smart idiot? Only kidding! : - ) I would guess that many people around you are really "not so smart" and you're smart enough to realize it. Does that fit better?

[@alpha1990122]

We live on a big "splane" and the sun is traveling around us in the "atmosplane". Splanes a lot ...

[@Tjalve70]

"Planets are not planets. They are wandering stars." Disregarding the irony of claiming that a planet is not a planet, this guy isn't even aware that "planet" literally means "wandering star".

[@cheshirecat3458]

And I’ve told him that several times only to be ignored.

[@smallangryowl2162]

I think that was his point, because flat earthers like to take the meaning of words to their literal extremes (when it suits them). The words "level" springs to mind.

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

@@cheshirecat3458 "Hello from David" deleted the entire comment thread in the middle of our conversation. I got an error trying to reply to him, so I replied to another comment of his and got the same error. That's when I knew what he'd done.

[@midnight8341]

@@smallangryowl2162 yes, but the word "planet" literally translates to "wandering star". It's literally the literal translation. No extreme beyond to which you could take it.

[@cheshirecat3458]

@@Mandelbrot_Set Yea I saw that. I don’t understand why they do that when they’re trying to make a “point”, but always delete it when they fail too. Then he will put blame on Dan for deletion.

[@KentheDeer]

“He said ‘atmosplane!’”🤣

[@vinnyganzano1930]

So does that mean he flies in an aerosphere? By the way is it just me or does an aerosphere sound cool as the sun?

[@goodvibebiker4776]

If his issue with the word “atmosphere” is the sphere part, than why does he keep the s in atmosplane? Wouldn’t it be atmoplane?

[@jensgoerke3819]

"I don't understand X, therefore anything scientist say about X is a lie." Substitute with "conspiracy coverup" on Tuesdays ;-)

[@juanausensi499]

'If there are things that are true and most of people get and i don't, then i'm stupid... but if these things are false, then most people are stupid and evil and i'm not... yes, that is!'

[@teaurn]

This title could describe literally every flat earther ever... 😂

[@IrishDemon]

I was trying to think which of my regulars it would be 😆

[@hannesorisson1200]

My first thougt when I read the title

[@Playinz4kidz]

So true so true, I really believe that most of them are just bored trolls who know it will get views....well some views nowadays it’s dying quicker than my iPhones battery....bloody hate my iPhone

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@FelixBat I’m not so sure it is. He’s obsessed with homosexuality, which usually indicates they’re serious.

[@bobby_greene]

@@FelixBat wrong

[@--_--IMP--_--]

I agree. Flerfers are very trying.

[@iancockcroft9935]

I love how he used a 2D rendering of the globe to show that the hottest places are around the tropics. Why didn't he show this on his flat earth map? Would it have made sense then?

[@pyk_]

When he says “zoom in on a star”, he means zoom in using an autofocus camera that has no hope of focusing on a single star and misinterpret the bokeh as the star’s true form.

[@skesinis]

Yes, that out of focus, along with the non-rounded 6-blade aperture of their legendary P900, making the bokeh hexagonal and causing of course the video shutter speed to be so low. Why would they even step down the aperture allowing less light through the lens beats me, but hey... flerfs right? All the above combined with the refraction due to the atmospheric turbulence, resulting in a nice psychedelic effect without using any drugs! 🤣

[@cnocspeireag]

Very concise answer, and I learned a new word. In a world of millions of people, there will be a few totally ridiculous outliers, but it's difficult to believe in someone as stupid as MTT: ignorant and proud of it.

[@joeshmoe7967]

Zaleucus, sooooo true. I own and use a P900, among other things. They do poorly focusing on small objects surrounded by black. They do have a manual option, that is pain to use, but does work. Those dorks have never looked through a decent telescope, although a P900 will take a decent pic of Saturns's rings if you fuss with the focus.

[@pyk_]

@@skesinis it is a cool effect!

[@pyk_]

@@joeshmoe7967 That’s pretty cool it can do that, I don’t know much about the camera other than it being a flat earthed meme.

[@alexanderpersson7139]

Can not wait until the ”Mars is flat” movement

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

There's a weird split between flatheads it seems like. Some claim that other planets are globes, but not Earth somehow. While others...deny they exist? It's really hard to tell anymore. Whatever it is - it's endless entertainment.

[@MoronBoshi]

The official flat earth society on Twitter said "mars has been proven to be a sphere"... Yup.

[@blablubb8615]

Flat Earth = The Adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

[@RobbieLeeFYI]

You assume flat-earthers are adults... okay then.

[@Slum0vsky]

"Adult"

[@blablubb8615]

@@RobbieLeeFYI well they are usualy at least physicly grown up.

[@ingebygstad9667]

Well most of them are hard core Christians who takes the bible extremely literally, - which is _why_ the Earth IS flat. Basically, they're creationists. And as we all know - when creationists hear, or are about to hear things they can't take or don't like - they do the exact same thing - fingers in their ears and LALALALALAI.

[@ingebygstad9667]

@@fraskf6765 Mhm... Right now I'm in a conversation with a Muslim who is hacking at Christians for believing in the flood story, while he himself takes Mohammad's slicing of the moon literally. It's just trading one fairytale for another. And he simply don't understand the silliness of it. Ferociously defending the Quran that is peppered with errors (I laid out several for him, which he just ....ignored), while harassing and mocking biblical scripture for its evilness and brutality. It's just wonderful.

[@i11usiveman97]

Saying the word 'Wrong' is my evidence clearly.

[@johnsmith-ck4qt]

It's like a competition among them in 'who says the dumbest shit ever'..or why don't we try to deny the most obvious things ever, that have been known for ages..

[@sthurston2]

"The Sun emits electromagnetic radiation" Wow he understands light and heat are . . . no, no, wait a bit, he fluffed it!

[@DenisLoubet]

Sooo close...

[@scotibot7450]

The truly dumb part is not only have we observed how the sun is powered by converting hydrogen into higher elements (a process called fusion) but we've also replicated the process and rather tragically weaponized it

[@Bitofastupidbrit]

ScotiBot we haven’t weaponised fusion yet, it’s too difficult at the minute, we have weaponised fission though

[@algladyou]

@@Bitofastupidbrit actually, we have. As far as i know, atmoic bomb and hydrogen bomb are different. One is fission, and one is fusion.

[@TheJudge_GER]

​@@algladyou this is correct. Hydrogen Bombs are in fact fusion bombs. Fun fact-> To get the hydrogen to fuse, a "normal" fission atomic bomb is needed. The pressure from the fission bomb leads to the fusion and therefore a massive more extream fusion explosion

[@MrNegativecreep07]

I like how MultiTomTom names himself after a brand of satellite navigation systems.

[@ba-wp5zs]

Incidentally, those satellites orbit the round Earth!

[@noahluppe]

or the drums, maybe he was hit on the head too many times?

[@wishusknight3009]

@@noahluppe used as a drum... no wonder he rings when he talks.

[@blakeseeger8949]

@@noahluppe Or, the doctor dropped him "by accident" when he was born.

[@dogwalker666]

He did not like it when I pointed it out to him.

[@anthonylovedale486]

atmoseplane.....bless his tiny little mind

[@morphman86]

"What's your evidence?" "I loudly said 'WRONG' before my statement" "Oh, then I concede. If only we thought of that. Would've saved us a few millennia of research!"

[@optimumamoeba3308]

Don't worry I can shout WRONG much louder than he can so we should be ok. 😃🌎🌍🌏😎

[@willievodka0505]

WRONG!😂

[@GeneralBass]

He needs to watch the father Ted explanation "These are small, those are far away"

[@Jabbatic]

I thought the same thing whilst watching this, though I suspect MultiTomTom would make even father Dougal look highly intelligent... 🤣

[@jezzatakla]

"they just made it up because they felt like it" Brilliant.

[@TheAtheist8]

@5:30 "now Dougle... once again... THESE cows are small, THOSE cows are FAR AWAY... "

[@freddan6fly]

Love that clip. Father Ted.

[@markdevlin8471]

This guy sounds like he's reading from a Janet and John book, with his finger following the words..bless him

[@manfredpolster1732]

You're right mark, i think his somewhat handicapped.

[@kingspeechless1607]

That is exactly what I was thinking and then I saw your comment. Snap! The standard reading for them is around 5-years old and I think he's struggling!

[@gavinthomas4376]

@@kingspeechless1607 He *even* struggled to repeat something he'd just said!

[@elcapitan667]

I think its a put on accent..he seems to slip into a London accent when he got tongue tide 9:12

[@bnicolette14]

No need to use disabilities such as stutters and reading disabilities as an insult. Disabled people can be smart, too! Being able to read well or not has nothing to do with being a flat earther or not. 😊💗

[@DarrylLearie]

How ironic that a guy who is wrong about everything - says, “ wrong “ a lot.

[@ConspiracyCrackpots]

Well I'm convinced. The way he says "wrong" is all the proof I need. Who needs that actual physical, tangible proof anyways?

[@slevinchannel7589]

"Our illeterate friends the Scientists." HAHAHAHA. This makes so little sense and reeks so much of sheer Arrogance, wow.

[@natsterjam]

"No Dougal, this cow is small, that cow is very far away"! Edit: For those that don't know, it's a quote from an old TV series called Father Ted. kzbin.info/www/bejne/g37MfKycmZubd5I&ab_channel=Channel4

[@jamess.7811]

Some other commenter talks about a show called "father tom"

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

Yes, it was a perfect spot to insert that clip about the cows.

[@MIck-M]

"How do you know its a spider baby Dougal?' ... "It's a Spider-Baby Ted - It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby." hehe.

[@freddan6fly]

@@jamess.7811 It was me. I've corrected. My memory is apparently fading. Ted is the right one.

[@thegax7593]

"small.........far away!....smaaaaaall...... far awaaaaay" hahahaha i hadnt seen that before, but it fits so perfectly

[@SeanCrosser]

"Planets are wandering stars" oh my god he's hundreds of years behind, the poor sod

[@darkiee69]

"Water isn't wet" C'mon Dan, don't give them ideas...

[@huawafabe]

Actually, I don't count water as wet haha. But that's a debated question which is hard to answer scientifically, more like linguistically.

[@Puremindgames]

To be fair, whether Water is wet or not is too complicated a subject for them, it would blow their minds.

[@davidlane256]

Water makes things wet. What makes water wet?

[@vaclavbastl500]

Water actually isn't wet, water just makes stuff wet.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

@@davidlane256 : Fish pee?

[@muhest]

Omg! Facepalm is so necessary to this guy. The amount of time he says: “Wrong!” without any backup evidence ... *SIGH*. Dunning-Krueger. They really don’t have a clue as to how dumb they are. 😂 “Better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt”. _- Abraham Lincoln_

[@tedferkin]

I don't think dunning-Kruger comes into this. Usually they learn a little bit and think they know everything. This guy has failed to learn anything

[@matthewwriter9539]

...well he does at least know that the sun exists...

[@Magnum-Farce]

Flat earth is simply learning to ignore. The first thing to ignore is that one doesn't have justified reasons for rejecting explanations. They literally teach themselves that it's ok not to have a complete explanation, and that they don't have to properly understand why evidence points someone towards a logical conclusion. They literally don't understand how to use evidence, on purpose..

[@randyrobertson4686]

I really really really can’t believe that I keep getting taken in by this. Dan….why do we feel so obligated to listen to this drip ? It’s like a great TV series and the weeks episode ends with a cliffhanger, as they always do and then we can’t help but anxiously wait for the next week’s episode. I am pretty much of the belief that 98% or more of these supposed flat Earthers honestly in their heart of hearts do not believe that the planet is flat. They are a somewhat clever bunch of conmen who are feeding off of other people’s ACTUAL ignorance and lack of self awareness and just buying into what they say…..along with buying into their merchandise and PayPal donations and Patreon and so forth. So they are reaping the rewards of other people’s lack of knowledge and tricked by using clever tactics and methods and making these people feel special because they are now in the “know”…..these flat earth people have caught out big globe and all the money they profit…….somehow….from making average people think they live on a globe. When honesty, I bet over half the population of earth go by every day and don’t give one iota of thought into the earth’s shape. BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD GIVE A RATS ARSE. What would the consequences be? What would people think about a flat earth ? It’s round and nobody cares, if it was flat who the heck would care either ??? It is what it is. No BIGGIE.

[@trendymaths2467]

Yes yes, we know flat earthers say the most ridiculous things, it's just a question of which one is it.

[@IrishDemon]

I was trying to figure out which of my regulars it was 😆

[@Markle2k]

One?

[@billdevitt4324]

@Trendy Mantis Aye, and the degree of dumbness spewed forth... 😆

[@leecollison7527]

I can argue just like him. "The sun is small and close" - WRONG! "Planets are wandering stars and do not have a regular orbit" - WRONG! etc..etc.....

[@rene9386]

Best served with a delicious word salad.

[@I.am.Sarah.]

Great. Now I don't know WHO to believe

[@Andy-413]

@@I.am.Sarah. "Now I don't know WHO to believe" WRONG! You believe Lee Collision.

[@I.am.Sarah.]

@@Andy-413 Haha. Okey dokey 8)

[@thelastone0001]

@@Andy-413 Wrong, chuck Testa

[@bradholderman8462]

"Ok, one more time. These are small, those out there are far away" -Fatherr Ted

[@petergriffin1201]

Lmao was thinking the same 😂👍 then seen your comment 👍👏👏👏

[@James92453]

"I'm sure the evidence for this is coming..." Dude! Didn't you head the guy say: "Wrong!". What more do you need?!?!

[@hedgehog1965uk]

hear* :)

[@Shane_anigans_]

I got it! The Sun doesn't give you sunburn, it's the "sunscreen" that's actually burning you. 🤪Nice try NASA 😂

[@vladtepes7539]

still, being responsible for climate heating, the sun better does something about the matter.

[@hans-joachimbierwirth4727]

Or else we shoot that useless thing down! Who needs a sun that shines at day when there is daylight instead of at night when it's dark? Checkmate, sun worshippers!

[@stuartmcpherson1921]

@@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 Finally someone with a logical idea. ;)

[@stixstudios3380]

"They (NASA) just made it up because they felt like it." Yeah, great explanation MultiT0mT0m.

[@nowayhose666]

Father Ted: …OK, one last time. These are small… but the ones out there are far away. Small… far away…

[@mholtebeck]

Some of the best part of reading the comments is the brilliant references. Any Red Dwarf reference gets bonus points, but double points for you sir. That is a brilliant Father Ted reference.

[@mholtebeck]

DRINK!

[@nowayhose666]

@@mholtebeck as soon as he started on about sizes of stars etc that's all I could think of and it made me chuckle.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Yup, I thought Dan missed a trick by not including that clip in the video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYncoayoqtmkla8

[@sneakyfox4651]

I came across Father ted after having first accidentally watched half an episode of My Hero. I was visiting a neighbour who had his TV running, and when I saw a scene with a nurse and a doctor at a receptionists desk I thought "Oh, no, not another medical sitcom!". However, I had barely finished my thought before things started going crazy with the vain Dr. Pierce, the evil Mrs. Raven, the con-man Arnie, the sane lunatic Tyler, and the sometimes quite daft Thermoman. I LOVED that show until O'Hanlon left, and after that I discovered Father Ted. Not as funny ad My Hero, but O'Hanlon does have some epic moments. My favourite eoisode is the one with the booby-trapped milk float, especially jst ebfore the end titles when he awakes with a start and realized that one of his female customers that morning had been nude.

[@captainmeowington]

Is this what it feels like to have a stroke?? I feel like I'm having a stroke.

[@perry92964]

ive had a stroke, i do have some brain damage and i can see some similarities, however when i was young i took some LSD and this is exactly what it feels like

[@MuttFitness]

Wrong

[@trevormillar1576]

Well stop it! You'll go blind!

[@liquidsofa]

He's right you know, I went to pick up my daughter from kindy and all the kids had drawn pictures of their house with the sun being local and close. Globe busted right there. The happy smilie face is just the final nail in the coffin. Plus the sun's sunglasses don't melt, boom.

[@davecannabis]

geeze and to think ive been stupid enough to think i feel cooler out of the Sun on a hot day, how dumb are me ?

[@barrylangille3523]

Well, it's a case of density. You aren't as dense as tomtom so..

[@billdevitt4324]

Father Ted: "These cows are small, and those cows are FAR AWAY!" A lesson for ye @multit0mt0m... 😆

[@MrChelseaboy78]

FatherDougal was more intelligent then this guy

[@billdevitt4324]

@@MrChelseaboy78 Indeed, as Father Dougal would actually LEARN SOMETHING, unlike a #Creationist #Apologist or #FLERFER 😉

[@mr.mecmuffinnycola2091]

I don't know if it's just me, but that flat earther sounds higher than his closed system star.

[@donjezza]

"... for gay men all over the globe."

[@FranckKnight]

"They give us cartoons because it's not reality. Here's a cartoon that I made instead, this is reality."

[@erikblaas5826]

.. as in using CGI to prove others used CGI?

[@John.0z]

The funny part of Monty's explanation was that he asserts that the hot parts of the world change during the year; which is correct. And the suns is overhead different parts of the earth at different times; which is correct. And the hot parts of the earth lie under the sun's location at that time of the year; which is also correct, if not a complete explanation. But then he claims that the sun is not hot???? So having made the link between the sun and hot parts of the earth, he denies the evidence he provided. How does he make that switch in his head?

[@davidlewis726]

"The heliocentric model is just a model, invented by Nicolaus Copernicus, and we have been living on it ever since." That guy has been watching too much Beetlejuice!

[@SANSburaxD]

did the flat earther just say "all over the GLOBE"??!?!?

[@patrickcromwell7554]

They might not know the definition of globe, that can happen when you stop educating yourself and make up fake degrees to sound smart.

[@38kapz13]

The question is not wether he said it or not but more of does he realize it?

[@SANSburaxD]

@@38kapz13 heard many flat earther a say "all around the globe" so it's kinda strange, either they're trolling or they don't realise it themselves....

[@SANSburaxD]

@Dante2014 he's the first one I heard talking about athmoplane... Most of them say atmosphere

[@38kapz13]

@@SANSburaxD don't read too much into it, they're idiots. Not much you can expect from them. Lol oh and I've heard others say "atmoplane" because "you get it, it's plain, it's flat" 🤣😂

[@vonSchnoid]

My head hurts after listening to this flat earther....

[@janw6138]

Flerfer: "So, let's go through this quickly." Proceeds talking rubbish *_very slowly_* ...

[@sachiel197]

I hate how slowly they always talk

[@KeithMilner]

It's super fast for his brain.

[@stevenjpelley5599]

"WrOnG!!!" - makes me laugh every time 😂

[@alanmorgan2536]

Looks like he was trying to FlatSplain a flat earth!

[@SuperFralin]

This is a person who would join the society of putting things on top of other things and cheer the achievements of putting things on top of other things

[@goreil2489]

Meeting adjourned. It’s all too silly!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

The society has put no fewer than 7 things on top of other things this year! That's quite an achievement! Oh wait.... we're on FILM!

[@goreil2489]

Off the wall it fell. I’ll get a cloth. Man I miss good humour!

[@motorwaytworoswell4447]

If you listen very closely when he is speaking, you can hear the teeny tiny hamster wheel spinning and powering his brain.

[@sanytram1]

I didn’t hear the wheel squeaking, I think he forgot to feed the hamster and it died. Would explain the lack of brain power, rotting dead hamster.

[@TheOJDrinker]

These people don't realize that you can't just say things aren't true without providing an alternate explanation... or you can just be dismissed.

[@shannonionabishop9426]

What’s so wrong with being gay? Why did he try tours it as an insult? Can’t you like science fiction when you like physics? So many questions after such few seconds

[@docostler]

Many flatearthers are fundamentalist Christians. Many fundamentalist Christians are obsessed with sexual matters. Thinking of sexual things is all they seem to do and it's driving them crazy. I'm not sure if it's because they think other folks are having much more fun than they are, or if they really think that Nature gives a shit about a person's sexual orientation. Either way, it's an unhealthy obsession and they need to get laid or treated, one or the other.

[@EpicMogi]

Omg I feel intelligence being blown out of my skull after having listened to that, cause nature abhors a vacuum. I do thank you for trying to stem the flow. Honestly the hardest part of watching your videos is having to watch the videos of the “enlightened” people.

[@haribo836]

I never realized that the word wrong is such strong evidence

[@lucasalce6010]

5:30 This guy would think his neighbors down the street are smaller people compared to regular people in his living room- bless him

[@Lannistir]

ah yes, my oven hob isnt hot when on full blast cause the wall on the other side of the room is 15C

[@mk.gurenzero9434]

Oh your channel is such a blessing, I'm having so much fun watching these videos! Thank you Dan and keep up the good work!

[@pbentesio]

If I'd known all you had to do was shout "WRONG" before countering an argument with pure nonsense my life up to now would've been much easier

[@jrsydvl7218]

Pro tip, I don't suggest using it when arguing with girl/boyfriend or spouse. Unless your goal is to be single.

[@DoctaOsiris]

Everything he said before he said "Wroooong" was more than likely the most truthful thing he's ever said in his life, yet he doesn't see that? Yeah, multidumdum is definitely a poe, no question about it now 🤣

[@kablamo9999]

The fact that they never present evidence for their fantasy world is very telling. Why don't they want to convince us?

[@villelepoaho4105]

So this guy just said "wrong" after every sentence, without providing ANY evidence. Classic flat Earth strategy :D

[@barrylangille3523]

"I believe it so it's true." I've come to realize their reasoning capacity is about on the level of a four-year-old.

[@RL11]

His comparison of the Sun and stars reminds me of Father Ted. "These cows are small, those are far away"

[@roger8772]

I'm genuinely worried about humanity now... What are we going to do when we don't have SciManDan around to debunk idiots full-time?

[@weago666]

Again, perfect timing for my lunch break! Let the show begin.

[@niblebbelbin]

Why does every flat earthers voice annoy me so freaking much? It's like nails on a chalkboard I swear

[@foreverbooked2964]

Maybe their voice is the embodiment of their intellect

[@BeeWhistler]

@@foreverbooked2964 Yeah, it's kind of a Picture of Dorian Grey thing... if you ever meet a flat earther with a nice voice, you know they have a talking doll in the attic with a shrill and whiny voice, an inability to form a sentence, and a slight speech impediment.

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

This guy sounded like some thick-headed caveman named, Ugh. "Ugh not like bright sky ball."

[@shannonwaipouri1730]

Thanks for your work my bro stay safe and take care from a fan in New Zealand

[@ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286]

The next logical step would be that air is fake,

[@MatteoComensoli]

if he had logic , but becouse he is not logic , thr next step would be... ALIENS!! (ancient aliens , cit)

[@Brugar18]

Timezones are fake?

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

Peter & Pete claim that air does not contain oxygen.

[@themagiccookie2614]

"It's completely made up; We made it up"

[@silverknight4886]

All I was looking for was who is in charge of brakes and steering so we can avoid colliding with Andromeda

[@gertymcfinnish8532]

Me: I exist This Flerfer: wRoNg!

[@johnscaramis2515]

Flearther states: I exist We: We only have photos and videos from you (in best case), so acc. to your own logic, you must be see-gee-eye