Flaws Exposed: Mo Vlog's Pakistan $4.8M Mansion Tour

[@askme365]

Owning a part of history 😂

[@MoneyMachine-p2w]

What history exactly? It's a new build 🤣

[@leono7380]

Owning tasteless kitsch.

[@DeejayShani]

I'm from Pakistan and I can tell you that this property's finishes are shit even by Pakistan's standards. Even the Middle and Upper Middle class homes are way more aesthetically pleasing than this one. I tell you the reason why it is so ugly. This is most probably an investment property that was built by a wealthy but not very educated investor, and such houses are not built to be lived in but to get sold. They try to minimize the costs by avoiding high quality materials and finishes and instead try to add some swag by using golden spray paint and BRANDED stuff everywhere, which btw is fake 99% of the time. Sad Scenes. Such a waste of money!!!

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Ya I saw a much nicer one from this guy who speaks Urdu and English at the same time… much nicer but still a lot to talk about … but much nicer

[@Doubie.]

@@ArvinHaddadOfficialI think some of the problems is there mixing Greek (the pillars in the front are in multiple Greek orders and the wrong proportion for the height) orders and other types of architectures into one place its got some decent detail but it’s all slapped together they didn’t make it into a coherent psychological framework for every room way to much of either masculine or feminine detail

[@greekre]

this is what i imagine meghan markle aspires to

[@mitchellbarnow1709]

I used to watch MoVlogs before he had a million subscribers. He was so cool and humble and I learned interesting things about Dubai and his small circle of friends. It all changed when the money started pouring in.

[@grondhero]

Can you explain to us the two showers concept? Is that a Pakistani custom? Is the portable shower normal?

[@daniel_sc1024]

A toilet room opening directly off the formal dining room?! I don't care if it is Gucci, that's not something you want to see while dining.

[@joedorsey7846]

You eat their food you’re going to need a toilet 🚽 very very close by! I retract, you’re going to need several toilets near by 😂📣🤷🏽‍♂️

[@pepethepatriot7524]

Ya, I don't want to smell someone's ass attack while eating when they come out of the bathroom! No thanks!

[@dcallan812]

and they eat with thier fingers

[@death9724]

​@@dcallan812that's not a problem, buddy, unless you're disgusting and don't wash your hands before and after.

[@tonyug113]

remember that Verseilles in paris was built without toilets, it was supposed to stink in the 17th cenntury as people ducked behind tapestries.

[@foxbat473]

Nigeria & Pakistan should be made into one country. The tastes and design are sooo similar😂😂

[@esosaimasuen8122]

OMG I was going to say the same thing! This house looks like my parents' home in Nigeria. However, our house has a way more practical layout. Just more practical all together. haha

[@muqe2994]

​​@@esosaimasuen8122places in Pakistan are also practical. This house is a bad example of Pakistani houses or mansions and I think the location isn't even that good and I promise not every house uses that much gold.

[@NC.237]

😂😂😂

[@erics8302]

Just be sure to put birth control in the water supply. They cannot develop being so poor. Of course Nigeria has oil so the people of the top can buy places on billionaire's row in Manhattan. They do not have to live in Lagos or when Pakistani Karachi..

[@deltaechomusicnh555]

Nigeria is a poor nation compared to Pakistan. Pakistan's government would absobe it if that happened.

[@jamielancaster01]

This was hilarious. You did an excellent job thank you brother!

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Glad you enjoyed it my man

[@linawatimei6807]

im from third world country myself , but laugh so hard watching this video. i think i watch too many LA , Miami , Marbella, etc luxury property tour . Nice Video Arvin 👍👍

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Glad you enjoyed it! And thanks for the support watch the Nigerian video

[@900108Chale]

In Latin America you get to see some of the most fabulous Estates in the world, BUT since these people need to be very careful/reclusive because of their own safety, hardly ever will you get to see their homes and never will they offer a tour (of course). Some cliffs in Acapulco, Mexico have MANY with such estates which you get to see because of their location overlooking the ocean... Pick a country you'll, always find very exclusive "gated hoods" that no one can access, hidden somewhere in the outskirts of the city: 2-3 security access gates before getting in. Hence! People think they're non existent... Their fav.? To hide in Eco friendly hoods (we even recycle our hair, type of places), next to natural reserves Or in the middle of nowhere next to a highway. They can have their own everything through an HOA: water sources, security, garbage disposal, employee transportation, landscaping crew, private roads which they maintain, etc. I am in RE; been in it for three generations, MANY of these houses exclusive houses are sold "undercover" meaning no one should know; which is quite the challenge. NO ADS, NO ADDRESS, NO NAME of the seller (many will not be registered as the legal owners of the buildings), NO TELL Photos (streets, clearly distinguishing features, telling outside views, façade, coordinates, etc.). Perfectly identify the potential buyer (Who, what do they do, where is the money coming from, some would NEVER sell to politicians for example). Plus extremely strickt money laundering laws FORCE sellers to make sure the money is clean. Otherwise they can be held legally responsible for "dealing with narcos, criminals or politicians..." and their estates can get confiscated at least for a while or forever. Yes, a dreadful law that is. This needs to happen BEFORE anything can even flow. Creativity and Intel is what distinguishes Big Brokers down here.

[@janlassensession4209]

I like the pull down movie screen, just like the ones we had in high school.

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

hahahha

[@markmorais5846]

The funny thing is Enes would act the same way touring this house. 😂

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

he totally would ....lol

[@KXD0006]

​@@ArvinHaddadOfficial i mean just think how could you not being fake in front of the screen unless it's a react video.... just saying

[@antomano5623]

Of course he would, isn't he from turkey??? The same cultural stone age living there too.

[@robunderwood7689]

I'm not sure even Enes could do this with a straight face!

[@18000rpm]

@16:00 "THE CINEMA" uses the cheapest kind of non-tensioned screen meant for office use LOL

[@Entertainment-]

Linus LinusTechTips house is much better

[@NHX610]

I am so happy youtube suggested this channel! I've been thinking lately that I would really love to watch an honest, unfiltered Enes tour made by his team, but this.. this sir, is even better. At the end of the first minute I was thinking who is the "movlog guy maybe I should watch his channel.." and about a minute later realized...no, no I will not be watching whatever his content is he's also restraining himself biglee with too much enthusiasm on this Pakistani McMansion attempt, which reminds of a Cheesecake Factory restaurant. I once had a black lab named Arved, named by a Norwegian.

[@mkphilly]

Speeding up the vid is PERFECT!!

[@annonymously331]

And no central AC for $4.8million new build?!!!!

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

It’s the latest trend

[@DeejayShani]

Central AC is not very much popular here in Pakistan. We just turn on the AC in whatever room we are in. Electricity prices are sky-high. lol

[@Speedy300]

Central ac is not even popular in London as well the so called Western world 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@Speedy300]

Central AC is popular in the US but many places around it is not.

[@everythingbutthegirlfan762]

It's in Islamabad, it's not too hot there outside Summer. You'd be surprised how far north Pakistan is. In fact not one place in Pakistan touches the tropics.

[@evoxideo]

Fantastic work on this one. I generally hate reaction videos but your facial and body language response to this dude's overreaction is the perfect compliment, thank you. Also, what's up with his backpack? Is this some new cutting edge fashion trend?

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Thanks for supporting the channel.. Will try to get better and better at these reaction videos thanks 🙏🏼

[@mikemotorbike4283]

There are some for whom this is ne plus ultra

[@annonymously331]

This house is straight out of a fever dream; it’s literally what you think a nouveau riche persons house would look like. Everything I see I just think tacky tacky tacky. And the architectural detail doesn’t even carry over to some parts of the interior; look at the ceiling of the living room, it’s just a white wall with some LED’s. The marble patio looks so cheap. And of course the house is shoehorned on to the lot such that there’s no grass Not to mention they just grabbed architectural elements and threw them at the wall to see what sticks.

[@RichardBarnett-hs1qy]

It almost feels cruel to be laughing this hard.

[@KuroKisakiCovers]

This is probably one of the ugliest homes I've seen on youtube. I thought it is a joke. XD

[@firkalali5302]

I have never laughed so hard watching a house tour reaction video. The sheer tackiness and gaudiness of the house interior is next level.😝😝

[@largol33t1]

I lost it when a few Pakistanis commented with stuff like "Even by PAKISTAN'S standards, this place is shit!" I legitimately could not stop laughing...

[@RainImanKhanBringsLahore2U]

Same

[@Dip-t1q]

Money can't buy taste . Did you notice the main living room distence sofa set between each other . Why 💭 some one gonna sit like this 😂

[@elenabob4953]

If you invite 20 people or you have a large family you will naturally have small groups so having that separation is ideal.

[@lottalava]

where are the windows?

[@kenth151]

What is with the 2 showers in each bathroom.

[@mikemotorbike4283]

The portable one offers the spa experience, I am guessing.

[@mikemotorbike4283]

It may offer a spa experience, and reuse water to address regular supply interruptions.

[@joekluck5433]

The box is a steamroom + sauna. Ive seen them here in Asia

[@SeanOfSeattle]

Notice the bombed out building next to it. 😅😅😅😅😅

[@qazikasam1395]

What are you tryna imply exactly?

[@guinassi3194]

In Brazil at least is not uncommon to see AC units instead of a Central air unit even in high end houses. Mainly because Central air units with room to room control are waaay too expensive and we don't have many people that could service it in here.

[@aadityaomkar9623]

It's somehow the best mansion i've ever seen To just laugh at continuously

[@Xantheus07]

I like how he says look at the details and never focuses on anything. Camera constantly moving.

[@GoysForGiza]

brain rot

[@yannltbse5899]

Thanks so much for these videos Arvin! keep it up! ps: so great that you are also reacting on Enes's videos! greetz from Basel Switzerland

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Thank you 🙏🏼 for your support

[@yannltbse5899]

@@ArvinHaddadOfficiali watched this video a few times because it is too funny🤣

[@menaseven9093]

Instead of spending on 100 chandeliers, they should have spent the money on a central air system.

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

True

[@Ronin12530]

Or the showers! I’m with Arvin, why the two different types of showers!

[@joedorsey7846]

😂😂😂

[@tracy419]

​@@Ronin12530they are taking fashion fads into account and now all you gotta do is remove a few screws, pop out the old shower and put in the new. 15 minute luxury home shower renovations is going to be the next big KZbin channel, mark my words 😄

[@elenabob4953]

That isn't a thing for the rest of the world as we prefer air purifiers as they have been air quality than the centralized air. Also, when you don't build your house with wood but crick and cement they are more stable thermally.

[@richardpackarson6051]

No one really? No one took notice of the bathroom access right in the dinning area? you can hear a guy taking a shit while having dinner. Not to mention when he exits the bathroom and the smell follows and he says "you don't want to going in there right now". Awful placement, I think it's one of few things that you can put in a hall.

[@mikemotorbike4283]

We're all family here...just spray some air freshener, light some matches, or both.

[@matikhorasani3842]

Damn that toilet next to the dining room is literally illegal in most countries lol

[@richardnasluchacz3227]

And hella gross!

[@Isimud]

I have been to Pakistan. You never have much time to reach the toilet, the closer the better. Trust me!

[@grondhero]

@@Isimud 🤣

[@mikemotorbike4283]

not to interrupt the lively table conversation

[@BeStyleConscious]

@05.10 Oh my God the extractor hood over the hob is upholstered. 😄

[@dewayneblue1834]

$4.8 million to live in that mansion in Pakistan? No way, you would have to pay me *much more* than that to live in Pakistan!

[@jensgronning4436]

You couldn’t pay me any amount of money to live in Pakistan

[@panjandrum.conundrum]

I wouldn't live in that house for free anywhere in the world.

[@KASHWopal-pk5bu]

I am not going to stay there even if you pay me 1 billion

[@alaskabarb8089]

Oh, contraire - you can definitely go wrong with black and gold. Okay, what’s worse than portable air conditioners in every room? A shower stall from an RV in the Hermes bathroom.

[@TheAbortionWhoLived]

Oh contraire? 😁 The French are coming with pitchforks!

[@mikemotorbike4283]

its a spa with reusable water!

[@elenabob4953]

Simple, the rest of the world decided that centralized AC like Americans like to have are much worse for personal homes but we love the sur purifiers that you hate do much. It could be tolerable to have centralized AC at the office and commercial spaces but NEVER at home. Greetings from Europe!

[@ipadasher]

This was so funny!!!!!

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Glad u liked it

[@ipadasher]

WOW. Pakistani designers are way ahead of italians and french designers. 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

“Its next level” 😂

[@mjerome1457]

🤮😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@miketackabery7521]

​@@ArvinHaddadOfficial"It's next level" I'm dying from laughter: turning purple! Levelling down... only this is one of the lower levels in Dante's hell 😂 I remember reading a decorator who said he always prayed that people with taste got money and people with money got taste.

[@kenth151]

I love understated elegance.

[@laurenm6511]

That second bedroom looks like it was carved out of a bar of soap!! Yuck!! I am loving these videos!!!

[@jaxz4986]

9:18 Trillion Dollar bathroom......Home Depot shower lol😂😂😂

[@grondhero]

🚿🤣

[@mikemotorbike4283]

it's a spa which reuses scarce water

[@TOM-C.]

1:48 You missed the doors Arvin! That front door which appears large and imposing as it should on a house like this looks to be about an inch thick!? I would bet all the interior doors are also 1 inch thick!? The additional showers might be for increased water pressure at the show itself instead of increasing the water pressure of the entire estate? This house is certainly not to my taste, but maybe someone from Pakistan thinks differently!? 👍✌🗽

[@chapman1569]

About the portable showers, I suspect that the other shower doesn't work properly, either drainage, mould, not enough water pressure etc... That is why they have the portable showers.

[@willzoify]

Arvin, in the Pakistani culture, they have multi-generation living. Including grandparents and elderly family members. Perhaps those additional showers are put there for them so they are less likely to slip and fall.

[@SuzieMJewellery]

Arvin - you forgot your mention the wooden stretch trellis with fake leaves on the wall in the ‘cinema’ room!

[@jostv.2726]

Why do people think, it looks cool or "business" to wear sunglasses in a house? They always remind me to shady finance or alphamale podcasters XD

[@daniel-ino]

He is blinded by the shiny stuff

[@stormykay1994]

LOL loving these types of videos !

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Thanks for the support

[@howardlibauer3021]

How do you change the light bulbs on the ceiling over the swimming pool??

[@machinetoolcommerce9375]

They need a mini fridge in each bedroom just to make up for that tiny fridge. Class all the way👀 baby!

[@Club_Lang]

This was hilarious 😂😂 They really focused on the views too 🤣

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Thank for the support

[@josephfitzgeraldnsw5794]

They’re not explaining that that kitchen is made for caters. The kitchen is made for one meal to be brought in cooked and then completely clean and emptied.

[@modfus]

OMG, it's just so incredibly tasteless ....LOL😆

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

It’s needs some love

[@elenabob4953]

Much better than many "luxury" mansions from the USA where they go with "minimal" aka tasteless style.

[@stanmoroncini8825]

What was up with that tower model in the middle of the room? LOL

[@doctorpatient519]

each guest gets their own chandelier - how thoughtful! Arvin - I must thank you for this channel ... I was drawn to the arch/design aspect of the first video I watched, but four, five videos in, (especially this one) those two factors have been superseded by the humor factor in both the content and your excellent -- and always fair -- commentary ... * (minor nitpick, respectfully submitted) our bleached blonde host's name is Vlogs, so your title really should be "Mo Vlogs' . . . Tour"

[@Phonehive]

Hahahaha Loved the video Arvin 😂👍🏻

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Thanks pal

[@themisiek2]

I discovered your channel recently. I love it, I love the perspective and the FACTS you show about these tours. I have been watching Tours for a while on KZbin. I had always thought, they could not be serious. This is the best gut check I have had in a while. I was starting to be afraid that I was the only one thinking this stuff. The Enes Japanese Penthouse Engineering marvel where the elevators get stuck... I just can't. Then watching your video on it, it was a real comedy show.

[@FranCarreira]

My sister had one of those showers in her 60sqm apartment in Madrid, it was outdated when it first sold

[@Motiahmed330]

Proof that having money is no guarantee of style and class

[@mahadahmed1996]

Great video but id just like to point out , central Air conditioning doesnt work well in hot areas like the subcontinent at all ( my grandfather tried it in his house ). Seperate units are much more efficient and help us cool whichever room we need to be cooled

[@DeejayShani]

In Pakistan: Build a huge Palace for $1 Million. Add layers and layers of Golden Spray paint on cheap low-quality wood. Tada!!! You got a Royal Palace. Now you can list it for $10 Million 😂😂

[@basswithpim]

That AC unit is "carved to perfection" 👌

[@RichardBarnett-hs1qy]

Priceless! Definitely has the WOW! factor. 😄😂😆

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Ya they went a little heavy on the wow

[@Rein-in-die-Maas]

10:30 was the funniest part: "This house has an outdoor swimming pool"

[@akane8615]

Carved out of the concrete, I can't with them lmao.

[@kraya6740]

To be honest the dining room looked pretty good, good finishes, black and gold has a luxury effect when its done correctly.

[@youdeservethis]

Oh my gosh! This palace is so high end, each bedroom has it's own a/c unit!

[@elenabob4953]

Yeah like the rest of the world because we consider centralized air should be used only for commercial spaces plus, a home build with brick and cement is more stable temperature wise.

[@chalkandcheese1868]

One of them has a ceiling fan as well lol.

[@rapidenthusiasm-oc4go]

Somebody please check Mo's backpack for missing silverware:)

[@nancysimpson9045]

I doubt that they would be silver 😂💕🇦🇺💕

[@quantum_beeb]

The padding on the range hood😂😂😂

[@predator-20244]

This is the best video i watched on your channel...it was so amusing😆😆thank you you made my day

[@universalmeditation8631]

Thanks for the laughs! This property is a whole new level of wacky. So many parts of the house don’t make sense.

[@benz500r]

The dude is talking about having 50 guest in the palace and the fridge hold food a a single person

[@sebnemb935]

so much fun to see mansions from different parts of the world ❤

[@michaeldoumas6512]

I had a miserable day at work. This video fixed it. When I saw your reaction at 8:46, I was officially cheered up. Hilarious.

[@just8310]

And thank you for fast forwarding Sancho's speech on the silverware

[@calferath]

That's gotta be the ugliest house I've seen. It's old and outdated. I hate the traditional style of houses. No central AC is a joke.

[@user-vd9hg7st3b]

Look you can see the beheadings from the balcony I got a headache from the optical illusion tile in the driveway and front porch

[@nichegoseberazdvatri]

3:03 I actually had a mini-heart attack at this LV rug. OMG. lol

[@KingdomChronicles-p9q]

The only thing I am missing from the house is a large cobra made of black marble with a gold accent. Maybe, it would be nice to have a cobra-themed palace.

[@brankelly1921]

4:10 tbh this wall looked pretty good, luxurious, especially if paired with subtle furniture in the room, which they unfortunately didn’t have. Not everything is negative my friend!

[@buddahblack5581]

Thoroughly enjoyed this video😊.

[@dalenesty2019]

I don’t think they have central air techs for homes

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

i think its just too expensive for them maybe ... but then the rest of the house is not?

[@kellybrockman6738]

It’s going to take some time for my eyes to recover! 😂 Loving your Channel. Keep up the fabulous work!!! Perhaps review some Aussie real estate???

[@silvioschurig749]

This is probably the Pakistan equivalent of Trump Tower ... too much of everything. They just use white marble looking stuff instead of gold on every surface and similar, but the same general "feel". I guess anything they can get made from local craftsmen is probably very cheap. Anything they need to buy from import probably costs at least as much as in the US. That gets you carved stuff everywhere, but individual AC units and ceiling fans ...

[@wendygeaux]

To match the quilted/padded wall in the dining room, it looks like they had the hood over the stove quilted & padded as well.🤣

[@honeytgb]

"Tasteless and thoughtless" would sum up the "design language" of this thing.

[@marksidorczuk7571]

13.30. You don't get to call it a Gucci or Burberry Bathroom because there's a knock off towel in there. By that logic my bathroom is by Dior as I have some aftershave.

[@stanlee3619]

Can you please find me a bigger place, less tasteful, but for a lower price? Preferably in Holmby. I'm not feeling the Pakistan vibe. Also, you could take some fashion tips from that agent.

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

Hahahaha

[@chapman1569]

About sound dampening. It is very important in every home. I would like to see you comment on the acoustics in a home. I noticed that wood laminate floors make sounds very harsh, it is not plaisant. I have vinyl laminate ,wood, and some carpets. These floor surfaces make the sound softer. I havent been in marble rooms or tile but they must echo too. The black cushion wall is an idea, not the best , but every room needs a good sound ambiance. Tapestries would have been a better choice for the wall dampening decor. I would expect to see lots of beautiful carpets in a Pakistan luxury home.

[@CydeWeys]

I don't understand what's going on in those bathrooms. Why do they all have the same combination of the two shower stalls, one of which looks like it was taken out of a suite on an ancient cruise ship?

[@17desdes]

Instead of showing how luxurious it is to live in a mansion, it showcases the more practical elements and some of the possible downsides of living in a historical place like that…

[@markusgorelli5278]

The living room is so large, it is out of proportion to the furniture. I did like the black and gold aesthetic for the dining room but not sure I want the toilet opening directly unto it. lol. Also, the living area can accommodate 50 guests but is it that people have to dine on rotation? And is one toilet for the dining area enough? 🤔 Agree with the kitchen being so tiny. I laughed at the fridge - I have more fridge/freezer capacity for our modest sized family - there is a pantry inside this palace right? RIGHT? 6:50 The bedrooms are a nice size, but hardly the size for an actual king. I mean, a king usually has servants to come in and help to lay out the clothes and to help dress - maybe an extra 4 or five people. 7:56 Umm ... is that the door to the walk in closet or is it just a clothes cupboard. lol. Why does the queen's room look bigger? Maybe the camera angle, I guess. Ok the master is a really good size. The decor is rather bland though. Made for a Beige King I guess. 🤣 9:26 & 13:09 I'm laughing hysterically at the corner shower stall. I am almost positive I saw the same thing at one of my local hardware stores - a kinda prefab thing you can just slot in. 🤣 10:24 🤦‍♂I am watching the clash between the tile on the floor (which I do not like 11:35 😅) and the green square tile around the fountain. I may be very snobbish but I'm not parking my Bugatti there. 😂 My question about the swimming pool is how do you get to it? I mean do you have to trek through the oversized living area? Come outside, and walk through the car park? How do the ladies get to it and maintain privacy from other guests? 15:49 Conference sized projector screen, yay. 😅

[@gasolara2002]

The central air thing is not a big deal. Outside of North America it is common not to have central AC in most places even the nice ones.

[@ambds1975]

I know LVMH logo branding is huge in some places, but where I am in the US, visible luxury logos say; 'I am so desperate to look like I have money that I don't mind being free advertising.'

[@Arun43647]

5:21 In south Asian region, we only consume fresh produces and refrigerator is only used for storing milk and wet idly (rice cake) batter.

[@undefined69695]

No central air and small fridge what could go wrong!

[@mudra5114]

What rubbish, every South Asian apartment has refrigerators/ fridges and are used to store loads of food...

[@zachoo5135]

Can you make vidoes on other pakistan mansions from Syed brothers and Aspiring homes channel

[@ladadog3977]

Now this is a mansion, and is properly priced IMHO. Wouldn't Pakistan be ground zero for gorgeous handmade rugs? Odd to use Louis Viton when you could have a vintage Oriental carpet. I actually love the kitchen because I love to bake and the counter space is fantastic. A new fridge would have to happen on day one. It isn't pretending to be understated tasteful chic - they simply went all out and I like it!

[@endless_song]

This is probably the tackiest thing I've ever seen in my life. It just screams "This is how I imagine a rich person to live, but I've never actually met one."

[@SashaLine]

How to unsee it 🤦‍♀

[@Anonymous-fv5pc]

I got you ❤

[@360milliondollars]

Some one did a lot of COKE and said YES.... LOL

[@phoenix5054]

I'd take this over a fixer-upper shed in San Francisco. And they probably cost the same too.

[@blackguyincali]

Wow my grandparents used to have those types of beds and furniture in the 80s. The place is pretty gaudy. There is a mish mash of random stuff in it. They have a dividing fence on the wall with leaves on it we buy at home depot for $70.I guess this is how it is there. The overselling of how good this crap is, its hilarious. 😅

[@loki2stunt]

Central AC would send you to the poor house 😅

[@ArvinHaddadOfficial]

I’m not sure why they wouldn’t put it at this calibre of a property

[@hopefultraveler3543]

I keep expecting Austin Powers to pop out at any moment.

[@johndefalque5061]

It's cavernous-it echoes, the scale is immense, but also to stuffy and formal. How do you make it feel intimate and cozy? The rooms off the main have that intimacy. Big but very underwhelming bathroom! Every room is different, you won't get bored.

[@largol33t1]

I lost count of how many times Arvin is rubbing his face in sheer disbelief. 😂😁

[@bradforester3635]

Remember though a carport has a roof. A parking lot has no roof. That’s not even a carport. That’s a parking lot. A marble parking lot far from the garage. Not a carport. In marble parking lot.

[@krestovozdvizhenskiy]

There were several AC units in that hall