Flirt (with your Dad)

Hell hath no fury like a close friend and parent tipsy at my birthday dinner

[@flobbingmaster]

was feeling slightly sympathetic to the poor son, then he started going on about bitcoin and i fully committed to team dad flirting

[@milke.603]

don't know how it took you that long frankly

[@callumcuthbertson5485]

Same here

[@ayanaanaya1210]

I showed my dad this and he’s response was “Seems like an interesting feller”

[@tomcardy1]

I’m outside

[@ayanaanaya1210]

@@tomcardy1 he says “hmmmmmm that is creepy but I have two cold Coors lights and a game recorded”. Jesus he is such a dad….

[@Dilee123likesbananas]

​@@tomcardy1 nice amount of likes (unless someone changes it :( )

[@quaelgeist3337]

@@ayanaanaya1210 how is it with tom cardy as stepdad

[@ayanaanaya1210]

@@quaelgeist3337 pretty nice tbh

[@dingdud6602]

I love how the start implies this dude is known among his friends for flirting with their dads

[@doctorwholover1012]

Step 1: flirt with the dad Step 2 through 4: ??? Step 5: be able to ground your friend for beating you when gaming Step 6: Profit

[@brkh96]

@@doctorwholover1012 genius

[@calicoCatkind]

i thought it was the other way, like his dad kept being flirted with

[@musiczone8663]

i used to be banned from meeting other peoples parents for this reason

[@unlimitedDada]

This proves that 100% nobody can predict what tom cardy will make music out of next.

[@Gralaer]

Let me try, next song will be: A horror story about a pet pig who is trying to kill him only when he is on the toilet. Don't know wie didn't have a horror story song yet :D

[@wipeout770]

@@Gralaer Hu Man Centipede Or when the cosmic being Louis possessed him?

[@noodle3218]

@@Gralaer I do like your idea & it seems to track with other Tom songs, but isn’t human centipede horror? I mean the song smashes, but when I actually looked up the movie to see if it was real, I almost threw up. I’ll never unsee that _horror_ (but again, Tom’s song is fantastic as if that was ever a question)

[@Gralaer]

@@noodle3218 Never seen Human Centipede only heard of it, and that was enough :D But the song Red Flag was more a creepy romantic song, I think a creepy horror song, or funny horror song would be kinda interesting...maybe...don't know, I don't even do music xD

[@FrostAndTheForest]

Not true, the night before he released "Aerial Roots", I told my friend at dinner: hey I bet Tom is going to make a song that's especially for the South-East Coast Australia Bonsai Community.

[@cinnabard955]

Tom wants you to call your mother, but he’ll call your dad

[@cinnabard955]

Oh and also it’s connected because this is the Bitcoin man and possibly little Michael from monster truck all grown up

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

It's a ploy. He wants you to get your mother out the room

[@bobergamer1963]

@@cinnabard955 don't forget high five

[@-icemelon-8550]

@@cinnabard955 and never gonna mike you mike

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

It's a ruse!

[@kilo3989]

This feels like it was made in response to a very specific situation.

[@TomVanceMusic]

I know he does improv but I get that vibe from lots of his tracks, clearly day to day things spur on these ideas. Always makes me so intrigued to know what must have occurred haha

[@rexblaze4]

Like a tired french lady who stays tired to smoke more cigarettes.

[@Lozinlimbo]

Tom's birthday dinner gone wrong

[@thedolcetto81]

Like all of his songs 😂

[@GMaster7]

Don't they all?

[@GraceT]

Soulmates, but like.. the platonic kind that you often flirt with.

[@famousj6]

You've just described what the best male friendships are like.

[@weewooyeet9246]

Soulmates, but like... the platonic kind that you often have intercourse with... platonically.

[@joepluijkx5965]

qpr

[@rush4in]

I think it's called a "historical friendship"

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@famousj6 Rhett and Link

[@sharawetzel]

I think my favorite think about every Tom Cardy song is the possibility of Schrodinger's Situation: did something in real life spawn this or is Tom just existing on a plane of infinite amazing ideas. All I know is: he's not a cop.

[@tomcardy1]

I’m not a cop

[@sharawetzel]

@@tomcardy1 I can tell from the business tan.

[@austinclements8010]

hes making you lots of money in business land

[@shannastry-torials9416]

@@tomcardy1 You're a mothafuckin' cop!

[@Sparkles-and-Snoozles]

​@shannastry-torials9416 yea i can tell by the way he stands

[@babyfacemaddie6437]

Every song Tom comes out with is better than the last.

[@desbugfan8429]

Don't click that link

[@chillrendbeats]

I believe that’s the goal when posting music

[@SamuraiGuy]

I think "Don't Touch My MonsterTruck" is the best one so far, but yes, the trend is upwards in quality.

[@PhoenixBlade]

They are all great but monster truck, and business man are still my favorite

[@Catson91]

nah, nothing beats HYCYB

[@Justine-7995]

I love that the flirter is named Tom, to signify that yes, Tom Cardy does flirt with dads. And you cannot stop him.

[@sittinginbushes]

also the Michael dude appears in his songs several times and he always suffers bc of how weird people around him are

[@i_am_Emmet]

I love the reaction after they say “you are a virgin” in perfect sync, it’s so natural you can almost convince me that there are two totally different people and not just the same guy twice.

[@foxinabox5103]

What's that flag on your pfp?

[@i_am_Emmet]

@@foxinabox5103 It’s the Asexual flag! :)

[@foxinabox5103]

@@i_am_Emmet omg, its the ace flag with the swapped out purple from the bi flag right??? I saw that meme once in One Topic's channel

[@i_am_Emmet]

@@foxinabox5103 Not really it’s an ace flag picked from the character in front of it (Acearola from Pokémon sun and moon) but it does look a lot like that flag! (I also watch one topic at a time btw!)

[@foxinabox5103]

@@i_am_Emmet ayy, another one topic enjoyer. oh neat! I love the bi flag with the ace flag purple. But the ace flag with the bi purple is meh for me, i love the original ace flag better.

[@Not_actually_a_commie]

I like how he strikes a bodybuilding pose when he says “Hetero man way”. Really sells the straightness of it

[@icaughtalopunny]

reply above me is a classic telegram scam, don’t fall for it

[@theminecraftadventurer6393]

I don't think I can express how much I love your fucking songs. Please don't flirt with my elderly father.

[@Amos...]

@Emotional D shut

[@helldog9402]

i *will*

[@tomcardy1]

thanks! and no!

[@lunacelesteanderson]

@@tomcardy1 you have inspired me to take after you, i'm going to flirt with your father now

[@boop7784]

@@tomcardy1 h a h

[@mizisawesome]

“STOP TRY’NA FUCK MY DAD!” We really need a Tom Cardy Quote Book!

[@orangeshirt6443]

A calendar with each month presenting a new quote

[@Kqinzel]

@SaphiraSeraphina :(

[@c.m.2732]

I like to imagine this Micheal is the same Micheal from Monster Truck. He bit Tom one too many times and now he's getting his revenge by flirting with his dad.

[@keeratkahlon9035]

Could he also be the same Mike who touched a boob and passed out?

[@matildakristensen541]

I am so unbelievably happy I am here in this moment to enjoy this shit. Tom Cardy, you're an icon. Never fail to suprise us

[@tomcardy1]

this is such a nice thing to write! Thank you mate. I think I need to live a little more in the moment, this is a sign for me to put in a bit more effort!

[@luisa_laurent]

@@tomcardy1 this interaction is so pure and sweet, I love it

[@matildakristensen541]

@@tomcardy1 Whatever you do you find a way to make it entertaining. No matter the effort, we will enjoy it but the higher effort videos are a real treat.

[@box7215]

@@tomcardy1 you’re an inspiration to cops everywhere

[@EKimatH]

@@tomcardy1 alternatively you could ditch us all and go hug a capybara I am told it is the only guaranteed path to true inner peace

[@brewsutoba]

he isn't flirting, he's trying to be the new father.

[@imhappy7632]

When you want to be your friends dad but you don't want to replace the original dad

[@sourwitch2340]

yea, he wants to be the new father by marrying the old one 🙏

[@trianglemoebius]

@@sourwitch2340 This is the future Liberals want for American *pensive emojI* smdh head

[@flu-shot-turned-me-gay]

hes flirting to become the new dad! hope this helps

[@dismotherefer]

My dad's an Australian living in America, and he's volunteered at our local high school enough to the point where there's been a fan club started for him

[@BenDaresAll]

Wow! That's cool. Or uncool for you?

[@guilhermesavian5445]

I'd love to flirt with your dad mate

[@dismotherefer]

@@BenDaresAll depends on the day tbh

[@inthenameofloveandsadness]

Damn... (Sounds hot)

[@Antoinett]

I agree, is your dad hot? SHOW US

[@haphazardlark1502]

I was literally typing a text to my dad when the notification for this came up and for a split second I thought my phone had gained sentience and was using it to give me bad advice

[@sullycub7183]

“bad” advice. Tom gives no bad advice

[@littlebehr5526]

This is maybe the best coincidence I have ever had the privilege to witness

[@kyrasoze516]

So, how'd he take it?

[@Mr_Jombles]

Tom is unstoppable. He's like a sausage-making machine, except instead of making bangers he makes bangers. Like it or not, "He's too dangerous to be kept alive"

[@Dorda098]

Looks like his grandfather made a banger.

[@mimisezlol]

Bangers and s-mash hits

[@tatethetottle]

that's a strange comparison xD

[@starcomet8312]

The way Michael immediately knew what was happening when the friend request was sent insinuates that flirting with his friends dad's is a pattern of behavior.

[@Chrisprusse]

1:34 The energy from the Dad dance kills me. 🤣

[@kaia4848]

The "wet the bed" high note wins the video

[@ScionOfFlame]

I had this -exact- relationship with the Dads of two different friends. Shoot the shit, learn life skills, make fun of my friend and high five his Dad. Top tier shit.

[@kay-kay6483]

I was vaguely uncomfortable throughout the whole video, but the rushed "stop trying to fuck my dad" at the end absolutely sent me

[@akatsuki7986]

word

[@megafoodie6984]

Imagine having issues explained so well, that all you have to do when you go to the therapist is show them one of these videos

[@lynkissa]

Imagine going to the therapist for issues related to your friend flirting with your dad & them teasing you, as opposed to being molested/beaten/verbally or financially abused/victim of hate crimes or trafficking, etc. I have a lot of friends who are social workers and they do a much better job than I ever could of being compassionate to everyone who comes through their doors. It would be hard for my internal reaction of "Congratulations, you have no serious problems" not to show on my face.

[@theabyss310]

​@@lynkissa What, is it a competition for who has the most serious issues now? Lol

[@lynkissa]

@@theabyss310 Not if the therapist is any good, no.

[@cgottschify]

@@lynkissagood thing you're not a therapist then eh

[@genoadavidson2784]

The genuine brilliance of dad dancing. Tom’s physicality is constantly underrated because of all the other talents.

[@SeagoGuitarist]

Can we all just appreciate the highly accurate Ned Flanders cosplay for a second? It's intentional, right? Right??!...... -right-

[@jconner78]

It’s J R R Tolkien as the father

[@Ulekius]

absolutely love all the way Tom does callbacks. Noticeable if you're in the know, but not obnoxious or required

[@claudialawrance-clover4572]

L

[@andythompson89]

@Ulekius what's the callback here? i think i've seen most of his videos but didn't spot it

[@bobergamer1963]

@@andythompson89 the friends name.

[@D31taF0rc3]

@@andythompson89 The little brother also wears the same outfit from his monster truck song iirc

[@isiopod1939]

@@andythompson89 The freinds name, and his obsession with bitcoin

[@thegoodyearlimp6643]

See you’d think the the guy flirting with your Dad is an undercover cop, but what you don’t realize is your Dad is actually just easy.

[@ryancroy9236]

Deep down, every dad wants to flirt about BBQ and emotionally traumatizing their son.

[@Art1stical]

Tom's usage of musical layering is so sweeeeet. What a banger.

[@henrysierra7512]

Finally, someone else who has the same urges as me. I guess we in the hivemind without cops are all the same

[@asthejayflies]

Cops are not welcome to be part of Louie

[@fantastic5033]

this is infinitely funnier to me because my father's name is michael so it feels like tom is flirting with my grandfather

[@officialtibby]

another banger about the worst guy imaginable, you've done it again Tom Cardy

[@creopictures]

Yeah, Michael really is the worst.

[@viktor4405]

"Shut up, virgin!"

[@apathypower9559]

Seriously speaking, if some boy has a really absent father figure, bonding with a friend's dad can be one of the only remaining recourses to learn how to positively express traditional masculinity.

[@mewlyar8953]

I do appreciate the iconic Dad dancing in this vid

[@sapokee2830]

It's uncanny how much Tom can look like a dad. This is the 10th time I watch this video and I only now consciously acknowledge that it's actually him playing both characters. 10/10

[@jackrogue3696]

Damn, what a gem I just stumbled on 4:00 in the morning, *I LOVE (your dad)IT!!!*

[@thegreendude2086]

If this is your first time here you better check out the rest of this weird rabbit hole of songs tom makes

[@intelz01]

That line to get a driver's license hit like a truck lol. Hello I'm Michael, I'm 24, and I've yet to pass my driving exam. Congrats on the song mate.

[@dbeevr]

Here I am, dancing alone in my living room, to a song about a guy flirting with someones dad and a little brother saying "ugh".

[@jansalverda3832]

I did not expect the virgin, that had me cracked up for the rest of the song.

[@metaldutch1441]

Exactly! Then the quick "STOP TRYIN'A FUCK MY DAD" at the end was the cherry on top.

[@ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS]

holy shit i relate to this so much. im a girl and every female friend ive ever had would basically do this with my mom, and i would always joke to myself in my head that they were trying to flirt with my mom by bullying me with her because they wanted approval from a mother figure so desperately

[@mar1983horrors]

Out of all the bangers that aren’t on Spotify yet THIS is the one I need a full version of the most

[@alenunya]

How can something so dumb be so relatable? I'm definitely guilty of "flirting" with my friends' parents

[@campycamel782]

Today is my dad's b-day so now I'm scared

[@aloe_thera]

as you should be

[@js-1108]

Tom knows, Tom knows.

[@Remi_Raccoon]

He is coming.

[@weewooweewoo3156]

Happy birthday to you dad, tell him I'd love to speak to him about ww2 ;)

[@campycamel782]

@@weewooweewoo3156 😦

[@something8245]

Don't ask me why but this man's silly songs are the only thing that helps me actually get my house clean/food cooked with my ADHD executive disfunction

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

Ill be sitting and refusing to actually do the thing untim I finally put on one of his songs xD. Executive dysfunction is so weird

[@noodlequakers]

1:17 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THOSE HIGH NOTES IN “WET THE BED” ??? SO GOOD????

[@aeronkrisnadi190]

The topic is so random, yet the music is so catchy

[@dittoma]

0:28 IS NO-ONE SERIOUSLY GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM HITTING THAT?

[@KamikaziPanda17]

Absolutely brilliant. 10/10. My favorite video you've ever done.

[@TozTheFox]

Dad’s falsetto at 1:16 is truly impressive.

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

I was just thinking about you and how I'd like to listen to a song you've created. So I came here and now I get a brand new one. What a magical experience.

[@edgymoss]

tom i would kill for this to be on spotify

[@isaacpianos5208]

Dude I can't imagine the nightmare it would be to be bullied at the same time by a man who knows all of my aunts and a man who knows all of my ex girlfriends

[@alexharrison2743]

I live for days on which we get a new Tom Cardy video 1:34 has to be the best thing I've seen all month

[@DiscoSamurai]

No matter how shitty I'm feeling, your videos can instantly make me smile and laugh. Thank you, Tom. Thank you so much.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

the groove in the last 30 seconds is so powerful it finished up all my my small home repairs, unstripped the screws I couldn't get out of the wall and fixed that dodgy light socket

[@Nykizta]

This is my all time favorite Tom Cardy song, holy crap dude. I just watched this 4 times in a row. And I have forced it upon SO MANY of my friends. I'd pity them, but they should thank me for exposing them to this treasure trove of quality!

[@Nykizta]

Don't ask how many times I've watched this since it was posted. Just don't. It's embarrassing. I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed.

[@ek4819]

Are you still watching?

[@Nykizta]

Well now I am

[@RatcheT2497]

i don't understand why nobody is talking about the insane instrumental especially the part at 0:39 with the persian scale(?) sounding part how are you this good man what the hell (also how many synths do you have, this had to have took a lot of them)

[@zmonty07]

Any video where Tom's impeccable knees make an appearance is a treat in my book!

[@Andy-vt7sl]

“…can you stop not having your driver’s license?” The best!

[@_foxpuppet]

I have seen this exact relationship more than once and I will now forever describe it as flirting instead of unofficial adoption

[@independentpolicy3247]

Tom Cardy is a never ending stream of that random musical goodness that we all crave. From the most mundane of topics to robots (but are suspected to not be actual robots) who drink human pee, Tom makes it catchy and crazy hilarious.

[@naviotx5221]

When you wake up to a gem....

[@Thebees21]

My second attempt to get you to put this on Spotify. Please. This is my favorite of yours.

[@joepjansen5266]

This man just never misses huh?

[@moon16879]

this is gonna live rent free in my head for a while and i have no idea what to do

[@SmilingOrange]

Your acting skills are underrated. Perfect expressions every time.

[@KitCardy]

Every day I listen to your music over and over again, I feel like I'm in an addictive loop to your music and so researching and listening to other of your music, I see that this was the one that shocked me the most lately because every day I like a new music of yours. and I can't stop listening to it at dawn, they are so silly but funny that I can't stop laughing even though I don't speak English. What would it feel like to flirt with your friend's father HAHAHA

[@_b1ack0ut4]

I need more of Tom’s Dad-Dancing. Makes my day

[@Nolano386]

I love that Tom's "dad" look is basically a Ned Flanders fit.

[@royalteathyme2842]

the harmonies at 1:21 make me ascend

[@avery1703]

Oh man I only just noticed that the little brother is wearing the same shirt as the monster truck kid. Love the Tom Cardy Cinematic Universe

[@YpsylonFunMagazine]

unironically motivated me to get my license at 24 thanks tom!

[@harryp6915]

Can't stop coming back to this. It's a recipe for instant dancing.

[@ThunderCTA]

Every time you release a new song it's legitimately the highlight of my day, keep up the good shit Tom. You're a bloody legend

[@kennethebasbrine438]

Someone said the son’s panic at the start implies the friend is notorious for flirting with his friend’s dads, but the son panicking in the middle, saying “we’re not doing this again” when the dad and friend seem to only have just started flirting, seems to imply that it may not just be that the friend flirts with everyone’s dad, but that all his friend’s eventually end up flirting with his dad specifically.

[@anastarrynight]

i got this notification when i discovered the stacy's dad parody. great timing, mr. cardy

[@Chemclskinz]

OMG dude 🤣🤣🤣 i don't know what got me more, the end or the little brother parts.

[@alanrichard6060]

If my friend’s dad invited me to a Bruce Springsteen show that friend would become my friend’s son

[@beingandtreeing2979]

Can't believe this came out so close after Sub-Radio finally released a full version of "Stacy's Dad" ... all the stars are aligning for the perfect Hot Dad(flirt) Summer!!

[@ColinFilm]

The Flanders cosplay on the Dad tho 🥸

[@Anuthal]

I want this playing on the radio. 👍👍😂😂

[@samo8178]

I honestly wouldn't be mad with you dating my Father Tom, you'd get to be my Step-dad, that's definitely worth it

[@MHaul]

And again this proves that Tom can make a comedy song literally about anything. Ah, the beauty of comedy songs😍 By the way I laughed like crazy, thanks Tom👍

[@Rishika941]

So, Tom has entered into a flirtship with his friend's dad this week. Noice

[@anguset]

1:26 guess Tom told him his big brother touched his monster truck

[@pictonious4178]

The little brother just made me laugh out loud on the train. I’m pissed but I’m entertained

[@thesuspiciousorange2526]

It's 2 am and I've had this on loop for four hours. Thank you

[@carolinepowell8878]

I watched a terrible 2:30 minute long ad for the Secret of Attraction (learn how to talk with women for $4.95!) because I want Tom to have the ad revenue. It was worth it!

[@strawberrylemonadesorbet2886]

If you ever feel like making a full version, please do. I really want a full version; thank you :D

[@michellev6977]

Need this to be on Spotify to begin my playlist about dads

[@VItarcheg]

How he can be so awesome. His moves alone are something, yet sense of humor and the way he accentuates lyrics. Everything is so catchy, how talented a man can be, damn.

[@imaybecringebutimfree]

Plot twist: Tom is actually a cop

[@ianarkwright9548]

I genuinely can't freaking stop watching this. Must. Get. The socks

[@calvinfolan1736]

That whip effect on "Just wanna BBQ, with you know who, you're fucking ✨️Dad✨️" fucking kills me! 🤣

[@rachelelam9711]

If your dad has such sweet dance moves, I would flirt with him too

[@cucumbersandwich9165]

"Just wanna chill with your d-d PADRE" always gets me, this line isn't given the credit it deserves

[@axolotl593]

Weirdly enough this is the cutest dynamic

[@jacobwollmuth4707]

Tom you are a magical platypus floating through the cosmos bestowing us with the very essence of music we need in this dire ire. I love you.