Finally the gonads are getting the recognition they deserve
@frauwolftherehorse7 ай бұрын
When I was Immature in High School, I Had the word gonads in my email address .
@221b-Maker-Street7 ай бұрын
I'm puzzled why she said that as gonads are not penises! Even women have gonads... 🤔🩺
@pavarottiaardvark34317 ай бұрын
@@221b-Maker-Street Because Florida Republican know almost NOTHING about actual reproductive science
@TreasureTrain7 ай бұрын
"native tribes of the area" ah yes the bucs fans, dolphins fans, and bath salt eaters. All three regions
@bdoglance7 ай бұрын
You forgot our most famous region, the luffa fans. The region only really includes 'The Villages' , but between with the black market Viagra , huge swingers party's, and the rampant STDs; id say that if there was a place to make the Penis their official seal, it would be them XDD
@threeducksinatrenchcoat7 ай бұрын
The Avatar, master of all three tribes-
@gamerpedia15357 ай бұрын
So happy for Florida!
@HoLeeFoc7 ай бұрын
Always knew Fla was full of them with Desatan being the biggest one of all.
@TihetrisWeathersby7 ай бұрын
We joke but I wouldn't put it past Florida to do this
@gblikestosew7 ай бұрын
As a Florida resident, I was greatly concerned this was real news for a second.
@dashiellgillingham45797 ай бұрын
You merely tasted the onion.
@kmuralikrishna19987 ай бұрын
Tell the same after 10 years
@20alphabet7 ай бұрын
Another rare Biden voter, I see.
@bettafish5417 ай бұрын
it's a little disappointing that it was fake
@gblikestosew7 ай бұрын
@@20alphabet ah yes, because being a subscriber of the onion means you know who I voted for 😂
@the.mr.schrader7 ай бұрын
The Fact That I Could Imagine Florida Pulling This Crap 😂
@dudeonbike8007 ай бұрын
You mean "pulling out." That is their only form of birth control, after all.
@the.mr.schrader7 ай бұрын
@@dudeonbike800 💀 True
@grizzlycharizard00177 ай бұрын
It's America, anything can happen at this point.
@Psilomuscimol6 ай бұрын
Anyone can imagine anything
@Psilomuscimol6 ай бұрын
Unless it was something they couldn't come up with based on what already exists
@nedludd76227 ай бұрын
The mice story has shades of an Onion classic where researchers taught the gorilla Quigly that it was going die.
@haidenlotze75307 ай бұрын
That and the “New Study Finds Multiple Stab Wounds Lethal to Monkeys” “The researchers hope to see i future studies if it holds true for baby monkeys and pregnant monkeys”
@toyotaprius797 ай бұрын
Whattabout the MOUTH FEEL
@the_aberration73986 ай бұрын
Is that... a ContraPoints reference?
@benjaminaswad64866 ай бұрын
The Onion doesn't have the flair it once did. With the right editing and spokeperson, this vid would have been hilarious.
@Machtimus7 ай бұрын
It's about time
@-JA-7 ай бұрын
America's wang finally embraces its role.👏
@veshialles7 ай бұрын
the penis will be granted protected status you say, and yet this is the same state that wants to oppress women who have them? curious. 🤔🤔🤔
@tripvic76297 ай бұрын
Florida "probably"
@caleblagrange71647 ай бұрын
I just realized I'm old because I remember when the onion was funny
@caramel71497 ай бұрын
I'm very disappointed, it should have been Crocodile wiener. What will I tell my estranged family? :(
@garbhanmyles7 ай бұрын
Pretty ballsy move. Congratulations 🎉
@Lonesurvivor2567 ай бұрын
Don’t be a dick
@Krystaline_music7 ай бұрын
The fact I had to double check the source because Florida would totally do this
@ernestbidon50277 ай бұрын
At least it would have been an improvment over the cloaca.
@illegalamishmen7 ай бұрын
Florida is americas wang, Homer Simpson said it 30 years ago.
@sidimightbe7 ай бұрын
It was 20 years ago, it was on the Simpsons movie which came out in 2004 along with SpongeBob sguarepants movie
@illegalamishmen7 ай бұрын
@@sidimightbe fair enough, nearly 24 yrs to be exact, and it was an episode, not the movie.
@illegalamishmen7 ай бұрын
@@sidimightbe April 1999.
@Imwhisper76ontwitch7 ай бұрын
Onion predicting the future again
@jonathanraithel10257 ай бұрын
That goes will with the design of the Florida Statehouse - A tall tower flanked by the two domes of the legislative chambers. Edward Durrell Stone did a great job designing a building that accurately represents the state.
@peter5.0567 ай бұрын
It's about time Gov Desantis got the status he deserves.
@williamtomkiel82157 ай бұрын
desantis with that ambivalent / why not look on his face
@ramseylandry18767 ай бұрын
This is low-hanging fruit.
@pacotaco12467 ай бұрын
More like low-hanging dong
@DonnyThaDealer5 ай бұрын
That's because it's hot, Alaska's fruit be real high. But not California high.
@FloridaManConstruction7 ай бұрын
Hard decision but after a lengthy review, they came to the right decision. 👍🏼🌴🐈🐈🐈🌴🏴☠️
@mc19937 ай бұрын
Florida leans right.
@Gw4ysen7 ай бұрын
This makes sense
@olllasalle8755Ай бұрын
So it sounds like The Onion is back... and not funny. What's this liberal sh*t.
@joshjohnson39387 ай бұрын
State Bird was a missed opportunity
@gregbors83647 ай бұрын
They also named Billy Joel as the official state pianist
@bobloblaw97917 ай бұрын
Heyohhh ☠️
@gregbors83647 ай бұрын
@@bobloblaw9791Thank you! I’ll be here all week
@diegomontoya7967 ай бұрын
"Metric system thriving in America's inner cities". Past onion headline.
@frauwolftherehorse7 ай бұрын
No way 😂 No way 🤣 😆
@DavidLS17 ай бұрын
Why not? After all, our governor is a...
@dentalcare17 ай бұрын
...good man.
@jock-of-ages737 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is hilarious!
@BixDugan-tf3lx7 ай бұрын
previously the cloaca
@pibbypub734519 күн бұрын
How do they even come up with this shit
@legitusername-zl7to7 ай бұрын
Im a floridan and the juice from them are delicious 🤤
@20alphabet7 ай бұрын
I'm old. I remember when the Onion was funny.
@TheMintyMelon7 ай бұрын
I’m UNSUBBING …This is crap…Bring back the REAL ONION ‘cos this one STINKS..!
@ObeseusVsPhallacy3 ай бұрын
Ive been pushing for this since the late 90s im so happy the state of Florida finally recognizes what we knew all along
@frauwolftherehorse7 ай бұрын
00:14 green underwear clip 😮 Watch out Miss, its gonna collide with you.
@carbonsinatrenchcoat7 ай бұрын
This is ridiculous. They should've chosen the scungle.
@ernestbidon50277 ай бұрын
OMG. So many years on the internet, and I didn't learn to never google this kind of stuff.
@jakass7 ай бұрын
So they just let the mice use reddit? Those scientists are wicked smart they is
@TrippyShasta7 ай бұрын
Hooray
@frauwolftherehorse7 ай бұрын
Woo hoo
@richardthiele83637 ай бұрын
Definitely needed a modified map of Florida to go with this announcement. 😂
@BS-te3mn7 ай бұрын
Should be the "state bird" Lol!
@scottmcwave94797 ай бұрын
Thinking with their little head again!
@SkullWaneVideos7 ай бұрын
All men think with their penises, because they can think and have penises at the same time.
@Pranav_AntonyPrakash7 ай бұрын
Well....Florida looks like one 🤷
@italktoanimalsliketheyrehuman7 ай бұрын
So the official state emoji could be the eggplant or cucumber.
@mmo53667 ай бұрын
All hail the mighty phallus, keeper of secrets and destroyer of worlds 🎉
@Thunder_Dome457 ай бұрын
They must have shown the mice a divorce order with alimony.
@chowder61487 ай бұрын
Ron banned the term "baba ganoush" unfortunately because it sounded too ethnic
@honestlyno_7 ай бұрын
Man i havent watched your videos in years
@Dan_Matwij7 ай бұрын
I know this is the Onion, but I don't doubt this could have actually been a real story in todays time.
@modelcitizen3947 ай бұрын
If you've ever been to an Offroad park in Florida, this should come as no surprise.
@calvanoni54437 ай бұрын
Massively Phallic!
@barrypoontang7 ай бұрын
About fucking time.
@PEACEOUTPAT7 ай бұрын
old news
@raleighcunningham25387 ай бұрын
If Trump wins again will the Onion go in hiding again? Really wish they'd have courage to stick around and make fun of nonsense
@dontworryaboutit2737 ай бұрын
Man I've got a crush on this Onion girl. Anyone know her name? She in any shows or anything? Also, good for Florida!
@zackpumpkinhead88827 ай бұрын
as a gay man, hallelujah
@imakethesites30487 ай бұрын
This makes me miss the Onion from 10+ years ago. What happened to the quality of fake journalism?
@scah_to7 ай бұрын
Oh my God this is so sexist I can't believe it. Just what is expect of Ronald DeSantwich.
@AdamMoore-fq8qn3 ай бұрын
Come on feminists. Speak up. We truly want to laugh hysterically at you
@camazotzz6 ай бұрын
"a fine will be leveed for anyone attempting to harm them" is this part of the anti-trans laws Florida is passing?
@DavidHummell4 ай бұрын
My favorite organ. The Hammond B3 is pretty cool, though.
@YashBeanz22 сағат бұрын
1:14 literally Thomas Edison
@FFVison7 ай бұрын
Somehow, even without context, that thumbnail still makes way too much sense.
@mrblakeboy142010 күн бұрын
it’s illegal to harm one there? glad i don’t live in florida
@GodyeaterАй бұрын
This has better political commentary than actual politics.
@EvanSaltare7 ай бұрын
DeSantis with a very clever way of preventing gender reassignment surgery.
@sayaksen75457 ай бұрын
You know the vid's fire when youtube gives you a warning before watching it
@LBoomsky7 ай бұрын
the onion has peaked omfg💀
@ldo13087 ай бұрын
Seems legit
@coolsolder7 ай бұрын
Why was that women that appeared till 0:33 not in the kitchen? We must unleash the mice!
@thomaswaithe68337 ай бұрын
I wanted to share this with somebody, but then there are 2 other skits attached. :(
@DJKinney7 ай бұрын
The writing is funny but the acting by zoomer troopers is pretty bad.
@djksfhakhaks7 ай бұрын
And here i was goimg to give up on the onion because it wasnt funny anymore.
@Liebestod00017 ай бұрын
shame on Florida for being the last state to do this, even Louisiana beat them to it.
@LoonyDoll7 ай бұрын
just show the mice a few of those wine pie tiktoks and you're done honestly
@PerspectiveEngineer7 ай бұрын
A+
@MaxwellDonnelly-yf2mr7 ай бұрын
Greetings from Alabama and What the actual fuck?
@strikethespike81626 күн бұрын
Well our capital building does look like one.
@aysada4 ай бұрын
It should do that considering they elected one as governor.
@aliensondope7897 ай бұрын
Finally. I've been advocating this for years.
@noaneezy237 ай бұрын
I miss the old onion. I thought the title was going to give that but no😢
@wesfields93227 ай бұрын
Finally the mice are evolving for the better of humanity
@DesertRascal7 ай бұрын
Anyone who voluntarily wants to live in any southern state besides AZ and NM needs a mental diagnosis. Texas, NOPE, Cali, NOPE, LA, NOPE!
@audetnicolas7 ай бұрын
Actually LA is likely to take the cloaca as symbol now that it's available.
@th1nkcr1tical294 ай бұрын
Got some fresh florida wood every morning 🙄
@asfd747 ай бұрын
Man, I got to back to bio class. I forgot what a cloaca is!
@darexinfinity7 ай бұрын
Please leave the Tiktok-style videos on KZbin.
@thenickli7 ай бұрын
Cloaca makes sense tho bc Florida has a ton of reptiles
@BonafideGail2 ай бұрын
It looks strangely like its Governor.
@Palmit_7 ай бұрын
if florida is the frank, what of the beans? 🤔
@strongcamel53556 ай бұрын
I very nearly had a sensible chuckle.
@solitarymaninblack7 ай бұрын
Drake would approve.
@misterschubert32427 ай бұрын
"Do Not Recommend Channel" Go thumb up another Babylon Bee post. I used to love the Onion. This is weak.
@PeterPhilep098907 ай бұрын
Onion always bad. How dare they disrespect Ron Desantis? He is the only man willing to fix this country and this is the thanks he gets 😡. Liberals.