Flowers VS Chocolates | Sal Vulcano & Joe Derosa are Taste Buds | EP 160

[@tylerzulewski2424]

“Did you ever get your ass handed to you?” “No! I handed some asses..”😂

[@JPatelLive]

and THATS why he works with Sal!!

[@R1vhq]

Lmao

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

😂😂love them!!

[@BelakeMagnum]

This karate thing between you two - Joe and Sal - has me dying. Haha I live for the bickering. It’s gold.

[@davidperez5089]

Sal thinks yellow comes after orange?!😮

[@BelakeMagnum]

@@davidperez5089 It does in some karate versions. In Tang So Do, orange was before yellow. Thats the only way I know.

[@awokennightmare4075]

I NEED to see Sal vs a 13 year old black belt martial artist! It needs to be the main event of the next live show!!!

[@zavianb4532]

There are no 13 year old black belts 😢

[@justisbyerly4301]

Main event of skankfest! Co Main of Derosa vs a pre-op trans woman

[@mastathrash5609]

13 year old Muy Thai kid might suffice.

[@redsnflr]

​@@zavianb4532In Taekwondo there is

[@davidperez5089]

You can't fight a minor einstein. Nor does that child exist.

[@ScrewedInOnPoint]

Joe saying Sals shirt is extra is Crazy to me when Hes wearing a T saying Damn Im Nasty 😂😂😂

[@MyStupidYoutubeHandle]

Thank you for this lol

[@MeloneKidd]

I think he was trying to annoy sal the way sal annoyed him last episode by being super fixated on his 3 quarter length whool coat

[@ScrewedInOnPoint]

@@MeloneKidd I see your point but Idk. He noticed the shoulder and went off. To me, Joe's the type of guy that is Hyper Critical to anything he doesn't like or displeases him. But I agree also that he's def gotta mental note on everyone he's gotta "get back"

[@mellllllllanie]

IM SCREAMING

[@Anything.for.Salinaaas]

@@MeloneKiddthis ep was recorded before that one tho lol so maybe that was sals revenge

[@eddiemerc]

Joe getting so bent out of shape over the karate bit but easily settles into a long Star Wars/collectables conversation is very Joe.😂

[@TrueHaiku]

This was my exact thought 😂 I used to skip the random convos when I first began watching Tastebuds but now I love their whacky quips

[@MPHswayze]

Joe was just being gracious and chatty about his gifts

[@benduffy2506]

@@MPHswayze for real huge difference lol. The gift from Sal is what prompted that conversation. The karate tangent was out of left field haha, not that I didn’t enjoy it but very different

[@charlesmenjivar6765]

Typical Joe, not wanting to chyme in and cry about karate. If it’s not about toys, McDonald’s or trans people. joe shmoe is out. I love you Joe but read the room babe, Sal god bless you for carrying the show. Great questions btw. Love you guys and love the show. No matter what the conversation yall have still the best podcast out there 💋💋

[@benduffy2506]

@@charlesmenjivar6765 my man what lmao. Do you actually listen to the pod?

[@whartne]

Sal saved up a weeks worth of adderall for this. Love you, sal, but dear lord.

[@C_R_Z]

Unbearable

[@R1vhq]

😮

[@jujubean1185]

This could've been an Adderall ad for Teva.. Jesus Christ 😅 lol that or an anti-drug campaign 🙃

[@raffin2040]

18:16. “You’re not gonna go far in life if you can’t find wonderment in all things” - Sal Vulcano 🤣🤣

[@josephcapalbomusic]

I love how confident Joe was in the math for the number of Karate classes and was way off 🤣

[@schingh1973]

And then back pedaled

[@Jbartholomew14]

I already did the math!!! *off by 200%*

[@turlyblistershits]

Joe is a godsend, I was about to double Van Gogh myself with that karate discussion

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Slip and slide

[@newbietubie]

This is a shared sentiment that is equally as hilarious as it is completely accurate.

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Full points for "double van gogh myself" Im going to use that if you dont mind

[@bmoc0867]

I'd love to see the security camera footage of Joe in his backyard swinging around a toy light sabre.

[@R1vhq]

Lmao

[@martymcfly8779]

Sal continues to be mom on a Christmas morning. Especially with him walking Joe through how to unwrap the gift and the instructions. Perfect.

[@derekladyga1716]

I love how Sal has finally caught on the scheme martial art intructors pull on EVERYONE lmfao

[@ian57061]

You can say the same with professors and education

[@derekladyga1716]

@@ian57061 absolutely

[@micscience2262]

Yea paying 100k for a paper and learning almost nothing of value is a known scam

[@ian57061]

@@micscience2262 I’m saying there the gate keeper to say if you pass or not, just like an instructor You pay both , you learn from both

[@R1vhq]

Lmao

[@greasemonkey060]

Sal I will never get tired of the bit when you convince someone you’ve never heard of a certain topic before

[@H1GeEn0]

I love eps like this it’s awesome to be given yet another example of how much and how hard Joe Carries the show

[@KACL780]

Sal has a style of conversation that can just slowly wear you down

[@yayasquirrel]

I was getting worn down just listening.

[@nickinskeep]

He's got that Glassman effect lol

[@mondler107]

LMFAO. This is so mean but so funny and true

[@KACL780]

@@mondler107 I mean he’s so sweet and genuine but it’s like death by a thousand paper cuts 😂

[@dierdre4381]

It’s the ADHD lol he actually asks the questions that pop into his head I love it 😂😂

[@Barracuda007]

When Sal got to the point of asking "do you have to wear 10 black belts at a time" and "what are the white bits on the belt made out of" I had to skip forward...

[@parrent666]

There was a moment where I actually believed Sal had never heard of the color of belts......a brief moment! 🤣

[@newbietubie]

Your shoe is untied

[@billhicks7157]

As soon as Joe started talking about something HE was interested in, he was not pressed about starting the battle asap anymore 🤣

[@damienvincent3992]

"I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!! WE HAVE FANS THAT WANT A BATTLE!!!" proceeds to talk about star wars memorabilia that he has in his house

[@EliBrigante]

There’s a difference between having an actual 1 on 1 interview about fuckin Karate with a faceless nameless person, than the two hosts talking about their personal lives.

[@stevenarmstrong5364]

Sal brought that up too tho, Joe was ready to get into the battle and Sal had to give a gift

[@JesseDiebolt]

@@EliBrigantewhy do you listen to the podcast if you’re just gonna leave negative comments on every single video

[@R1vhq]

But we enjoy this

[@EliBrigante]

@@JesseDiebolt ??? Every video???? This is one of my favorite podcasts lmao

[@Adrianathought]

Interesting karate segment, found it fun and entertaining ❤😂

[@kevinalfaro6104]

next ep: karate vs therapy 🏄‍♂️

[@marcstephen506]

next's week battle should be "when should the intro conversation end?"

[@calebbb95]

This is my favorite podcast of all time, but this is, without a shadow of a doubt, the very first unbroken 10 minute ad break I've ever seen in my entire life. I know, I know, it's a free podcast and all that. But HOLY SHIT

[@JesseDiebolt]

You know you can just skip through it right? You’re not forced to listen to it

[@calebbb95]

@@JesseDiebolt whaaaat I had no idea! Wow!!

[@dancoletti6814]

Joe looked like he was going to get up an walk away during the karate questions lmfao I love you two. I got my yellow belt as a kid then said pce. Lol

[@supercoolninja15]

V's belly laughs in the background always kills me 😂❤

[@MeloneKidd]

That's because she wants to be heard on camera. She feels left out. Even pimpy had his own episode with them

[@bigbchilip6906]

@@MeloneKidd She will get her own episode...

[@MeloneKidd]

@@bigbchilip6906 ya when we finally get a woman president 😂😂

[@mondler107]

Her laugh sounds exactly like a friend of mine's so everytime I feel like I'm hearing my friend laugh 🤣

[@filthyfrank.5]

No its annoying she has an annoying high pitch tone

[@jaredsmith9301]

Joe's talking about sal wasting time like he isn't spending 45 minutes straight reading ads

[@ayydubs987]

joe will frequently go on a long-winded rant about something no one but he cares about and then quickly say “but anyway, but anyway” and immediately change the convo. it’s so strange. let sal talk on his own podcast

[@leftjab6145]

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[@leftjab6145]

@@ayydubs987I mean he literally said he is t interested in this conversation lol so he wouldn’t argue with what you said

[@taylorgiaimo9591]

It was literally 9 straight minutes of ads....

[@MrSatantheSinner]

​@@taylorgiaimo9591 with a commercial in the middle of the ad reads.

[@TheArianafotoohi7]

i loved the karate segment. best part of the episode

[@karaokewaywardson7543]

You can feel the joy Sal feels giving those gifts. Like your favorite great aunt on Christmas

[@ryanvincenec3511]

You're dead wrong, Joe! Sal was spot on this time! The black belt convo was illuminating!

[@qu1nnry]

“it’s a little much” (wearing a shirt that says damn im nasty) 😭

[@nolancho]

So? Dumb observation.

[@qu1nnry]

@@nolancho i didn’t mean it in a bad way it’s just funny that his shirt says opposite to what he was against 😭🫶

[@josef2012]

Never seen someone so worked up about Karate belts 😂 Sal's meds are really kicking.

[@mynineridesshotgun]

I love that V laughs the most when they argue 😂

[@victoriaarmstong322]

I love her laugh.

[@betsycuellar6063]

I miss the Pimpy laugh 😢

[@postmodoutlaw]

I for one love when Sal pretends that he doesn't know what DeRosa is talking about.

[@newbietubie]

I hope you can see the dislike responses to your comment.

[@Super_Broly]

​@@newbietubieyou're an absolute inspiration

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Joe's a thousand percent correct, I always fast forward to the actual battle instead of the random ramblings. I need the SALT.

[@rhysphil9332]

Your heart garland is really cute

[@racheyconyeet]

I tune into this show for food battles not for some guy off camera to talk about karate…

[@magneto44]

lol

[@FatTony_Football]

I read this directly after Joe said it sarcastically

[@1017KushNoLove]

When Sal does that type of stuff you just have to stop and appreciate his ability as an interviewer, dude always asks the most manic, detailed questions ever and it’s hilarious 😂

[@JesseDiebolt]

I think Sal getting super immersed in random topics is the funniest, most interesting thing. I’ve never seen someone able to be so passionately speak about things at the drop of a pin lol

[@jujubean1185]

The magic of Adderall/amphetamines lol

[@gagaface26]

"Sal continues asking useless questions about a topic that could be explained in 2 and a half minutes just to annoy Joe" part 206

[@d.h.3498]

I’m with Joe on this one, a painful first 20minutes and I love the show 95% of the time.

[@beamyd4650]

“ With three-quarter length wool coat here”🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriawebster614]

AWWWWW V GIVING JOE FLOWERS TWICE ABD HIM FORGETTING WAS SO SAD/FUNNY/CUTE. love the buddies!

[@samrug]

This is my favorite karate podcast. 💕

[@MathewMacielMusic]

The way Joe is so annoyed with how fascinated Sal is with the karate belts is hilarious.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

We all know that DeRosa gives his girlfriends jockstraps for Valentine's Day.

[@BowsieHawker]

What's his name?

[@camdenwelch278]

Thank god for once in this entire podcasts godforsaken lifespan, Joe has become the voice for the voiceless to stamp out the “fruitful” convo which in actuality is Sal stampeding his banal discussion points for more than half the video. Thank you Joe, triscuits are class and you are too.

[@mattfrye2640]

I've been married 10ys. I give my wife the same valentines card every year. Keep it in the file cabinet. She has yet to notice. 😂

[@R1vhq]

😮

[@sarahl4984]

I love Sal and could listen to Sal talk about random stuff forever lol

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Taste Buds coming in CLUTCH for the V Day! 💯🌸

[@Sarah_sunflower99]

A piano? A crossword puzzle book? I AM DYING 😂😂😂

[@susies9215]

sal saying flowers are dynamic and exotic is sending me LMFAOOOO

[@mnash247]

If you see this, love ya buds!!

[@chrispiskac6301]

Love you bud!

[@MrT.R.E]

Love ya too bud

[@MeloneKidd]

Luv u 2

[@jennygagne9099]

Love you buddy!

[@nolancho]

Oh shut up!

[@4RunnerRigatoni]

Joe is just mad because he doesn't have his black belt in transformers yet😂😂

[@Campfirehotdog]

I really appreciated the karate conversation Sal. I learned a lot. Thankyou

[@frankielugo471]

High key joe is needed to keep Sal on track man, we really might not get an episode if he doesn't say anything.

[@tk-uo9mh]

Sal doing the classic mom “I don’t need anything” for a gift

[@davidperez5089]

A very appropriate tee shirt for Joe. Not talking about his sammies either.

[@thomasvanacore6464]

Joe is right about the karate conversation

[@MartiNoNo93]

Sals white bits on his shoulders was more offensive than the Karate talk

[@bellebaby4330]

talking about the shirt joe “it’s almost like it wants to be” sal “what does it wanna be” 😂😂😂

[@RyneMurray23]

3/4 length wool coat is Joe's new nickname 😂😂😂

[@MyStupidYoutubeHandle]

Best podcast of all time lowkey

[@alexisolson4869]

I love sals enthusiasm😂

[@cooltrainercam]

The karate talk was fantastic. Learned so much! Thank you Sal!

[@Steveatetheicecream]

I tune into the show to hear food battles not joe bitching about not doing them

[@donmatter1219]

This show is not for you champo

[@Simsimma33]

Joe bitching is the show, BUD

[@Steveatetheicecream]

@@donmatter1219 ur mommy gay?

[@XaloGunner]

Sal is Kramer learning karate with the kids. 16:03

[@courtney2590]

11:50 i still think sals lying about his point thing

[@TechHouse949]

*Sal that was so you and it's such a perfect joke wrapped into one when Joe says your shirt is a little much you know.Sal: it's not much it's just a little that is so example of your sense of humor. I love

[@STSGuitar16]

I personally loved the karate talk, Joe. One of the best parts of this pod is just hearing you guys just bantering about random shit.

[@gregoryeckert2750]

Love the Karate talk...Lets get some more Buddies!🥋

[@LS-ys8nr]

Sal has that Jeff Goldblum stutter

[@darkocebuhar3889]

...Sal food stank at your superbowl party... 🤣🤘🏻🖖🏻✌🏻

[@joemelville1830]

I have a theory about why DeRosa is so strangely annoyed by Sal's questions about karate: He took karate lessons as a kid, and never progressed passed white belt. Lol. He brought up karate in the first place. Joe, I'm glad Sal asked all those questions. Yes, I come for the battle, but you guys ROUTINELY meander off subject for more than half the show.

[@Badda_Bing89]

I love the banter pre battle. When they talked to Ian fidance's cousin that was Ronald McDonald 😂 lolz

[@flatbushtommy9681]

8:46 that's why in jiu-jitsu it matters specifically who u got ur belt from because a lot of ppl do fudge it

[@JacobHatesRunning]

Part of growing is realizing it must be just as hard to be friends with Joe as it is to be friends with Sal 😂

[@mattvan719]

We sit through Joes bullshit nobody cares about every week. Let Sal have his karate moment!

[@Slim728]

Sal could teach a masters class in gaslighting your friends lol

[@dohnjoe4516]

Honestly

[@TiffanyNTurner]

Joe is my spirit animal

[@JRDirt88]

Love the Bit. Keep em coming 😅

[@Raeemerch]

the box of chocolates keeps getting closer to sal lmao

[@gabizongo]

Joe tried valiantly to check Sal’s ADHD on the karate bs. Stay strong Joe

[@higherstandard710]

A clapper in the bed room. When you getting it on. Your lights will turn into a strobe light

[@KrakoaForAll]

Sal is insane. His hyperfixating gaslighting is absurd. I'm so glad DeRosa reins him in.

[@dgregss]

It's the funniest dynamic. It works to well

[@sarahlynnnormakolas]

I had a clapper for years now and I still LOVE it!! lol Also, flowers all the way!! Sal your so sweet!! I hope you come to canada someday and bring the babes, buddies and the Jockers including Gatto!!

[@marcocapo0076]

I tune into this show for food battles not for some guy off camera to talk about karate

[@xdarnokx]

Sal has a black belt in annoying the audience

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

I love sal stop

[@xdarnokx]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32I do too! But it had to be said! Lol

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

@@xdarnokx lol 💀😭

[@miketko]

sals just going off on this karate belt thing hahah 12:35

[@areolagrande3767]

Joe, just be the sidekick and let Sal cook.

[@MindOverMatter36]

Joe was right. That karate conversation was long winded as FUCK.

[@ohboy6672]

Can we get to the BATTLE or are we gonna talk about a fucking NIGHT LIGHT FOR A 45 YEAR OLD MOVIE all day? So uninteresting! 😂

[@wherrera]

The karate rant was fun as it was so painful for Joe. But did Sal forget to take his meds?

[@lukemugen]

Joe, I’ll take Sal’s Karate interview any day over one of your 15 minute add breaks.

[@billtron182]

For real!! That felt like one of the longer ad breaks they’ve had in a while

[@aaronhenry5154]

I woulda had to pour a stiff drink if I was Joe, having to listen to 20 mins of karate talk

[@erinrogers7440]

I'd love to know more about karate... Next battle, Karate vs Jiu Jitsu

[@natethevillain596]

Sal does that bit where he’s being annoying on purpose and Joe is getting better at navigating it

[@alphafication]

It's interesting how Joe stoped talking about McDonalds since what happened on October.

[@newbietubie]

The redesign of the happy meal bucket dropped but what else?

[@AloisWeimar]

Gaza ?

[@daritzahenry9512]

I TUNE INTO THIS SHOW TO LISTEN TO FOOD BATTLES, NOT TO LISTEN TO SOME GUY OFF CAMERA TALK ABOUT KARATE. This is for you Joe!!! Lol

[@burner8959]

Sal is a 90 yr. old grandmother in a 40 something male body. Sal Low-T Vulcano.

[@MHz619]

Not sure what was worse the 10 minutes of ads or Sal learning how martial arts work

[@frightmikesart]

LONG time Buddy here, LOVED the intriguing Karate talk, strange a certain someone didn't enjoy it. Still love ya, Joe.