FM Memes That Are Too True

[@ZealandonYT]

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[@ChesterRGC]

Hey Z, could you do a national team save before FM25 kills it? It could be the exagon challenge or Jamaica NT (I'm telling you I had the most fun ever with this save, stealing players from USA and England, HMU if you want a data file with extended Jamaican nationality, there's many players in-game that don't have the nationality)

[@greggashton5394]

How long does the code last for?

[@ZealandonYT]

@@greggashton5394 It always gives you the best deal they're currently offering, kinda neat that way

[@heichan8657]

Just adding some context for 0:37,Dominic Johns is an australian/hk player who played for HKFC (a team which is semi-professional but I believe he is with them on a professional contract)in the hong kong premier league. He was putting up decent numbers last season before getting a nasty injury from a player, which broke his leg and rules him out for the whole 24/25 season. He's actually quite a good player from a not so great team, so its quite sad to see him forced to be out of the game for so long

[@booyakagames5269]

It is cool that he replied, i work with his dad and met him a couple of times. Cool dude

[@jeffreyau9751]

HKFC is currently on a massive losing streak and has not even drawn a single game since the start of the season, kinda painful to watch ngl 🥲

[@Elektronica11]

Chancy Cooke might be the biggest fraud in football history, HKFC didn't look this bad a decade ago as a fully amateur team playing in an actually competitive HKPL

[@NotOsli]

9:25 That famous German was actually Austrian @Zealand

[@razvanmazilu6284]

I found an article about the GK in the meme around the 4:15 mark and it turns out it's mostly made up. The only part that's true is that he was the heaviest GK in Romania. He never made it higher than the 4th tier which here is equivalent to a county league. He's 45 now and apparently now delivers electrical equipment (transformers and such) to Ukraine, but still occasionally plays in the Dâmbovița County league when he has time for ACS Tărtășești. He also apparently lost a considerable amount of weight and is about 110kg now.

[@Phatboino1]

There was a keeper of legend who inspired the chant who ate all the pies (allegedly) who did win the FA Cup with Sheffield United in the early 1900s and his name was Willy "Fatty" Foulke and weighted 26 stone or roughly 356 pounds Im pretty sure I'm his great great great great grandson somewhere down the line as I have been dubbed the fat David De gea for pulling off 3 saves in 8 seconds (twice) along with a taffarelesque leap in my first ever stint as a keeper (and I palmed the ball for neither a throw or corner but out of the area) and also a Peter Schmeichel save almost identical to his famous one away against Austria Vienna in the champions league

[@Praetje1982]

There's Jeroen "pizza" Verhoeven. A Dutch goalkeeper legend.

[@plazmaFC]

9:27 that’s why he plays football manager and not history manager

[@codiesmith9425]

9:26 he was Austrian not German 💀

[@00_leeo]

could possibly be talking abour karl marx idk

[@ginnsbert]

​@@00_leeo No

[@tege15]

As a Swede, that Ängelholm pronunciation was almost perfect. A 9/10 I would say

[@samuelschonenberger]

Barca's high line may have caught Mbappe seven times offside but Zealand's high line is still the best in the world

[@TheVideomaniacs100]

"Where did this guy find this photo" he says while talking about a photo which is on the homepage of his own personal website

[@ChesterRGC]

11:40 going outside was savage, but I agree, let's all touch grass 😭👉🌱

[@jameshollingshead4801]

👉 🌱

[@safewaygaming7742]

🫸🌱🤛

[@tabletbrothers3477]

When you spend 50+ hours on a post, but it doesn't even get enough upvotes to get on the video 😭

[@SilaenNaseReborn]

50+ hours? what post was it?

[@TheRovW]

what was ur post about (or send post link)

[@n0body550]

@@TheRovWcant send links in youtube unless its to a youtube video

[@alexisauld7781]

5:18 American: Sees name longer than six letters Remains of American's brain: *Dribbles from ears*

[@Shimeez]

This comment section filled with bots 😭

[@Naozane_]

Zealand never looks at it anyways lol

[@ralv]

Dead internet theory

[@MickeySpoonK]

10 years ago, I messaged a youth product that played in my champions league final - we had a great little chat. IRL he retired like 8 years ago, PA in game must have been massively inflated.

[@bakedmomo5693]

that 11:09 number of loan players is not even close enough for build-a-nation leader Secondyellowcard and his loaned players spilling into the negatives 😂🤣

[@gm2407]

@9:13 bring back 2pts for a win. Angholms FF would be level on points and still lost on goal difference. But seriously 18 clean sheets in a row would be one hell of a team.

[@EmmanuelBernard-c9c]

Zealand

[@ramjb]

Pedantic comment of the video: Hitler was austrian, not german :P

[@SteveAustin-zv1nn]

Not really pedantic.

[@loran1212]

no, he absolutely was German. You don't become the leader of a country without having being a citizen. was he BORN in Austria? yes, but he became German later.

[@SteveAustin-zv1nn]

@@loran1212 😂😂😂

[@KimberlyCarter-fe9vh]

Every time you post, it’s a treat!

[@SilaenNaseReborn]

@BotRaper

[@hackshot499]

zealand, we need high quality displates of the trophys we win in FM.

[@martinclift2750]

6:03 Me when Z drops a bad dad joke on stream

[@Domancave]

Weirdly I love the Skyrim poster in this add far too much. I genuinely paid attention to an ad 😂

[@benmitchell3463]

it’s like he’s a mix between you and T-Bag from Prison Break

[@Phatboino1]

Pierre Watt Zeefuik is the best player name EVER

[@DubberRucks]

Oh to be in the commentary booth when they have to pronounce it after he scores a screamer! 🤣

[@tallesmagno201]

@@DubberRucks Coughing and hacking intensifies.

[@Alpha4943]

Stefan Kuntz was pretty good too though

[@shahir1395]

Pierre's coach when he misses a sitter: 🗿

[@Praetje1982]

Keep the memes coming. Love them!

[@vinylhorror]

Fkn cryin at that Thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣

[@gm2407]

@11:01 clearly this is why Todd Boehly signed so many players after signing Eddie Beach.

[@every1lovesdavid]

I really thought my clips was going to make it this time. Someone please upvote When you tell your team to "get creative" 😂

[@dlewis1701]

20 year spreadsheet starers? Pfft, whippersnappers! I’ve been here since Kevin Toms was writing FM for us Commodore 64 owners.

[@wdeyoutube]

The Damsgaard one was mine

[@jon3584]

And Damsgaard is from Zealand, Denmark.

[@SkovKosovic]

They did Mikkel Damsgaard so dirty in eafc25

[@mw56101]

When I was watching Man U Brentford I did think Zealand looked a lot like Damsgaard.

[@Alex58399]

I sadly watched Ipswich F up against Brentford yesterday and I couldn’t help but feel how Damsgaard looks like Zealand but Damsgaard has 20% more forehead

[@DubberRucks]

More forehead than Z? Preposterous!

[@oceanmike8516]

5:22 he was genuinely about to drop rap god.

[@Kyle_Apgar]

When does bro have time for other games when FM is his life...and running in preparation for a marathon...and being on the run from the law. He has a time machine or a pause button on the world.

[@jakered8006]

Can’t believe my best friend meme is the thumbnail

[@tunerr1]

You need pics of the anointed legends on the wall.

[@TheFort87]

The Romanian keeper is real, but story is fake. Read stuff that he’s well-loved

[@Phatboino1]

The Romanian keeper is my twin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jon3584]

Fun fact: Brentford player Mikkel Damsgaard is from Zealand in Denmark.

[@Journey22405]

11:38 You have that problem while I have both my strikers scoring hat tricks off the bench every 3rd week. Oh sesko scored a hat trick he’s gonna start this time 0-0 after 75 mins havertz comes on Havertz scores hat trick. By the time I sold one of them they had scored 100 goals in 2 seasons in all comps.

[@Kotten84]

The pronunciation of "Ängelholms" was good, the other one.....perhaps not as great, but very entertaining. Also, I read somewhere that two of the games Ängelholms drew was against the same team and that team had apparently brought in a bunch of players from some higher division team. Not sure how though. If that is true, it kinda sucks, but it's also kinda impressive that Ängelholms still managed to get 0-0 in both games.

[@elboy19_80]

FM26 is going to be what FM25 was supposed to be.

[@Alpha4943]

Missing features available in older versions?

[@TheShruik]

Meme time! Meme time! Meme time!

[@aidanwannell3214]

Day 1 Zealand to do his irl coaching badges

[@paulwarren4559]

I support taunton town and Nick Mccootie scored 2 goals in that entire season. 😂😂

[@iambicpentakill971]

@7:30 Overall they were up 6-2 at 80 minutes and 6-4 at 90 minutes and lost on penalties

[@tyler.e7581]

5:15 you need matt rose for that

[@Phatboino1]

7:57 just awaiting santa to upgrade my laptop then I'll be back for the first time since the fm15 and the last couple of years I've had console which is OK but only 30 seasons max

[@iambicpentakill971]

@10:45 s/h/b 6 pounds, you got fm'd

[@HumanRaisedHer]

5:26 Nkosingiphile is a South African name which means "God Given" , I'm pretty sure that he has multi nationality

[@SongofIceandTea]

SI one week after they announced FM25 Pre-Order : 5:32

[@centurionprodigy5157]

if i want to play the american database on fm24 what should i do? Thanks

[@n0body550]

Hitler was Austrian Z. Jesus christ worst one yet 😂

[@GoogleMeAgain]

That wasn’t zealand that was new Zealand 😅 ill get my coat mic drop womp womp womp womp. 😂

[@MpanzuSolos]

Zealand my pookie bear 😍😍

[@kilianlopez-o7o]

Mikkel Damsgaard from Zealand

[@SrSteve404]

did forget to put the ending screen lmfao

[@codiesmith9425]

11:01 Todd Boehly be like

[@mikele6435]

Second Meme: GERMAN MENTIONED

[@gezblair]

Displates? How about dees nuts? Sorry, I’ll get my coat.

[@kuolemanlaakso1696]

One thing, Hitler was Austrian, not German.

[@Yaravae]

🤓👆

[@Andersg85]

How dare people Compare Damzinho to Zealand 😉 Fun fact Zealand is the biggest island in Denmark where Damsgaard is from

[@NJTRAF]

As a 31 year CM/FM spreadsheet enjoyer ... yes, it is incredibly irritating

[@golfandfrog]

@ZealandonYT The most important person is the Athletic Director!

[@oceanmike8516]

6:00 it’s pronounced the Zee- faook

[@Phatboino1]

Should be phile not pile 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit just tried it myself and it's a bit of a tongue twister

[@loquacious-]

Zealand play rust!!

[@mrruddo3840]

9:25 I THINK HE WAS AUSTRIAN?

[@RacingAtHome]

Which one Zealand? He was Austrian?

[@gavinbar1988]

kzbin.info/aero/PL8564934A9CA68B62 a whole playlist of sports PA tips

[@reonlambert8297]

Damb Zealand's fallen of 8 veiws in 1 minute

[@Clashjack]

Spell

[@KarlSkorger]

ah, the ol' reddit page 😂

[@DubberRucks]

A trip to reddit. What could go wrong? 🤔

[@lfclfc5683]

Displate are absolutely terrible. They fall off all the time. Gust of wind knocks mine off 😂

[@augusthauch8720]

Why Damsgaard

[@ddoghusky2928]

hate the fact that no international football in next fm. Whats gonna happen to gibraltar in my save when i port it over. Will i still be manager but not be able to control. Will i resign and then another manager takes my spot. GIBRALTAR IS NEVER GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP AT THIS RATE. (SYS MONS CALPE)

[@edinhotic1603]

He was not German, he was Austrian..

[@jeffhogg4297]

I'm glad you put the cat back up, I was about to unsubscribe.

[@trungquangtran9089]

pls play soccer manager

[@Patrykowskipilka]

14th!

[@jakejamhon1154]

i really hope that displates doesnt use IA cause that would be a dissapointment for me tbh

[@csr5321]

Don't worry Ze, I've got you kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5zSmnZ4dr2noaM

[@Painguin9]

Don’t bother; one of the most toxic discord community ever

[@Ryuzakku]

3th is apparently a normal thing in other places in the world, as much as it annoys us North Americans

[@JJCastaway]

Why does Zealand keep claiming he "drops" videos on Zealandism? Can he just stop riding the coatails of the GOAT that is zealandism. Much better guy. Pathetic from Zealand really...

[@FrankOpinion1]

you know what's funny they gave us statistics to justify removing certain features of the games saying 0.1% people used these features while adding women's football to the same game