FNAF broke Gaud | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@vengeance4927]

Gaud, a being that has the ability to cause a dozen earthquakes with a single paperclip Got broken by a game that has so much fucking lore that it broke the lore master

[@TwinkTheSatellite]

By Lore Master, do you mean MatPat? If so, it's fun to watch his further descent into insanity.

[@vengeance4927]

@@TwinkTheSatellite Yea

[@ttd0000]

The animatronics contain murdered children is the lowest level of lore though.

[@Pukeprincess]

At least my dad’s still alive.

[@vengeance4927]

@@Pukeprincess Is he?

[@HunterPup13]

Okay but the "don't call me op. Address me buy my full name" I whispered, "Optimus Prime"

[@johnwebber7123]

No

[@nitrisprime8963]

The fact that OP is in fact a shortened version of Optimus Prime's name that Transformers fans will sometimes use meant that the first time I saw it not being used in context of Transformers confused me to no end, of course I understand it now (sort of) but it was hilarious the first time I saw it used a different way and thought "why are they calling him Optimus Prime?"

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

Nitris Prime same XD

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

John Webber yes

[@little_Crow]

Yes please i love being the powerful leader of a robotic alien race trying to save earth from some evil burning trash cans-

[@wizardvozk5874]

Fun Fact: Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs so it makes sense that they'd do something like that.

[@julien4305]

*Hyena loaf*

[@paladinboyd1228]

-HiddenCracks-, Best loaf.

[@Zyrdrakyll]

Pseudo penis

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@Frost E Bear ... good lord. Big brain moment right here.

[@leeshajoi]

@Frost E Bear The former. Further down in that very Tumblr thread there's a picture of a hyena snuggled up in a box.

[@riz1567]

The fact that the mother also said "well he never left the bucket" is just golden

[@Hektols]

That boy made a good display of lateral thinking, he shouldn't be punished for being smart.

[@chinacarter8319]

Tbh, that would've been my response too followed by 'get the fuck off my phone I'm at work!'

[@MercivalPrime]

He has big brian

[@ElvhenRogue]

I did something similar, I was told to sit in a blue chair after running back and forth and not take my butt off it and then after a minute I stood up with the chair and went back to running, my parents couldn't say anything about it since my butt was still in the chair

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

Lol where did they think op got his sass in the first place?

[@steeladept]

FIRST MATPAT AND NOW GAUD HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GOING TO BREAK SCOTT

[@vengeance4927]

Yea

[@treemanking2724]

As many as it takes

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

@@treemanking2724 This sentence is vaguely terrifying.

[@eggsbenedict_09]

All of them Thomas... All of them.

[@ravenwish1620]

Next step introduce them to ships

[@blossomvines341]

I thought “Guad” was a funny spelling of “God” So I read it as “FNAF broke God”

[@aniyajohnson4729]

Same 😂

[@trash-lol]

LMAOOOOO

[@mrbananaz1911]

Well "God told people to activate Yellowstone with a paperclip"

[@l.dthekatt1836]

It could break him tho.

[@KindredKay]

same but then i think, didn't we already do that?

[@the711devin4]

Fun fact: In the FNAF’s ending, the animatronics include: A serial killer who got crushed in a suit, spent 30 years as a zombie trapped at a horror attraction, and got caught in a huge fire His daughter, who possesses the robot that her dad built which killed her A child’s soul stuck in a marionette stuck in an animatronic A tangled mess of wires containing the souls of more children and the serial killer’s wife All of them have been dead for decades

[@cillianstewart9441]

Not to forget the possibly illegitimate, possibly a robot son of the killer who, after *either* getting his brother killed in a animatronic's jaws _OR being_ that younger brother and being revived/rebuilt by his murderous father with robotics and soul-smoothie, gets his insides torn out by his sister and her friends (and maybe his mother) so they can use his hollow corpse as a costume to escape an underground warehouse built by his father, until it starts to rot, at which point the robo-spaghetti bails and it is revealed that he _actually lived_ , and would go one to work for his father's old business partner in a venture that would end in everyone and everything being burnt to the ground as the only way to kill these immortal monstrosities. Scott, I love ya man, but... ... *_fuck_*

[@Tulip_bip]

remember, people think this is a *kids* game

[@WatchfulEntity]

Let's not forget Anger issues bear and his best friend, a talking bunny hand-puppet They are also shipped together.

[@cillianstewart9441]

@@WatchfulEntity Part of previously mentioned tangled mess...

[@Strawberryfrog-te7oq]

The w h a t

[@tamashi4242]

Guad broke,, that's another one for the apocalypse bingo

[@andistansbury4366]

When is Fenrir getting loose?

[@thenecroticraptor8338]

As a dinosaur nerd, "Heterodont" made me wheeze.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Speaking as a hetero, that made me breathe sulfur.

[@XenatheChaotic]

I just shared that with my gay best friend and he just said “that’s me constantly “

[@CJCroen1393]

Same! XD

[@CJCroen1393]

@@AverageEldritchEntity HETERODONT!

[@moro22077]

Same, lmao

[@azulizachan7595]

1:04 "Ya'll finally broke me" SAYS THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED ME TO THE CONCEPT OF CRUNCHY VEINS AND WET BONES Edit: IT WAS PUKICHO WHO INTRODUCED ME TO THE CONCEPT OF WET BONES, SORRY FOR THE INACCURACY-

[@clemente3966]

@@Yellowguynamednick Do you want smthin more cursed? Memes are just modern hieroglyphs

[@taxevader387]

@@clemente3966 congratulations! You just earned yourself an *involuntary spine removal*

[@MercivalPrime]

@@taxevader387 can I have an involuntary spine removal, or does my asking for it make it voluntary?

[@joshuasanders162]

@super lazy dog DON'T. JUST. D O N O T S A Y T H A T. NO, BAD DOG.

[@pikakirbyyy]

wait *w h a t -*

[@espythekitsune2906]

I'm dead how does no one notice a child scooting through the halls in a bucket?! XD

[@MezephelesArt]

I don't say "thathappened" often, but...

[@bananazczarwhit3037]

from experience, they are quiet if there scooting along carpet, and children are quite short anyway, so once they're out the classroom, they're probably below window height in the halls.

[@cynister7384]

Because it probably didn't happen

[@brendan64102]

Bruna Donđivić do not ruin the fun

[@iheartkiecats]

Abusive and neglectful teachers perhaps. I mean, leaving a kid in a bucket for 30 minutes sounds pretty excessive to me.

[@kjrv7779]

Gaud only mentioned step one and Yellowstone went full panic mode

[@jem5636]

Well, yellowstone /didn't/ activate. It was just step one.

[@Zack_Zander]

jem 56 And it worked... Now Gaud... What. Is. Step. Two?

[@thenamesvaston5002]

@@Zack_Zander maybe two paper clips?

[@thenamesvaston5002]

@@haydenrobloxgamer3501 :)

[@void-9572]

@@thenamesvaston5002 No, It's not 2 paperclips, it's an old Bible from the 1800's Although, it has to be at the location... Forget I said ANYTHING

[@theclodofclods]

Makes sense that fnaf would break them.

[@kingdynam4315]

but like the most basic lore fact what about remnant or '87 *nudge nudge*

[@Paperwoulf]

I'm just sitting here wondering what learning about the chomp of '87 will do to them lmao Let's not forget the literally immortal killer,,

[@garrettbates9124]

It’s the most logical part of Fnaf lore as well. Imagine when gaud finds out about the Soul Sauce and debates over who becomes what.

[@paprikadevil6405]

@@garrettbates9124 bruh that's nothing show them the springlock and faceplate animatronics and I'm pretty sure they would be beyond broken

[@undertalegirl1463]

@RuA Honey Badger weren't there 2 bites? 1. In 1983 Fredbear and 2. In 1987 Foxy or mangle maybe I'm just wrong😅

[@RoseKindred]

7:47 *Clippy has entered the chat* "It looks like you are attempting to bring about a new age. Would you like help? [ Yes ] [ No ]"

[@camerondon3712]

THE AGE OF THE BO-AT! AH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@Volcano22207]

TIME FOR O R A N G E

[@theillusionist1494]

For real, the Fnaf games were the first that really got the "toxic" spotlight, but they're REALLY, REALLY DAMN GOOD, and people often forget that.

[@starlighttheorist2683]

As a fan artist for the fnaf fandom thank you

[@hat7475]

THE ABSOLUTE _LORE_ THOUGH😩

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Poor Gaud. Also I don't know what the "zuko with a ponytail discourse" is about but it better not be zuko with a ponytail Vs Zuko with the other hair cut ,because by god he looks terrible with that ponytail Also on the mental illness thing I apparently speedruned into year 20.

[@thesoulchild2335]

I speedrunned to year 30

[@Pukeprincess]

F

[@magiv4205]

Honestly yesto all of that

[@leftoverlemons930]

Wrong option: zuko when he just cut his ponytail off and there’s just a shape on the back of his head for an episode.

[@fishburrito8328]

The only time zukos hair looked worse then when he had that pony tail was the time when iroh had styled it for his date with Jun in dates of ba sing se. Other than that his hair is 👌

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

*sees the last one* Apocalypse bingo STRIKES AGAIN!

[@HumanTooth]

*We're hitting **_Apocalypse Bingo_** levels that shouldn't even be possible*

[@mrpekoni]

Plague... Check. Murder hornets... Check. Earthquakes... Dammit it's not on the list! I'm never gonna get 5 in a row

[@devak6698]

mrpekonipvp don’t forget homestuck being popular again

[@shouldi9283]

@@mrpekoni darn it you have those in your card I only have wildfire checked

[@XenatheChaotic]

WHEN THE do you mean 3D bingo?

[@FakeShrubs]

PM: "That's some big Seb energy right there." Me, a person named Sebastiaan: "Huh what how?"

[@tai-imyr849]

Zetta love your profile pic.

[@little_Crow]

-chuckles in weeb-

[@aiaunlimited2672]

Se🅱

[@gothnerd887]

Have you ever wished Faust was a manga/anime? Black Butler.

[@thenormalpsycho4198]

Gaud's broken.... GUAD'S BROKEN! When will you learn that your actions have consenquences!?

[@irishuisman1450]

*unholy screeches of angry death*

[@normalhuman9878]

* Old Man Consequences intensifies *

[@melitopiia4730]

When will you learn? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[@cillianstewart9441]

@@normalhuman9878 _"Leave the demon to (their) demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else"_

[@glitched42]

And has Gaud even got to the part about William Afton? That will fully break them-

[@ItzVyxen]

We need him to keep some sanity

[@KC-ds7sp]

@@ItzVyxen Gaud has sanity?

[@L-sillybrained]

KC just enough.

[@neptiwing3722]

(Gaud uses they/them pronouns) Yeah, probably. I didn't realize how desensitized i was to the entirety of FNAF lol

[@phonetheory7056]

Did you mean: The Man Behind the Slaughter?

[@ncduskrose]

Well Gaud broke us so breaking them us fair Edit: Pronouns. I get it, I'm nonbinary too

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Now all we have to do is break pukicho

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Gaming Master Anthony he’s immortal what can we do?

[@ncduskrose]

@@AceOfBlackjack not sure. Pay taxes?

[@ncduskrose]

@@AceOfBlackjack pike a very detailed Eevee shit that just says in Big letters, "Pay Taxes"

[@chinacarter8319]

@@GamingMasterAnthony thatd gonna be easier said than ever done

[@toschiworlds7212]

So basically Gaud snapped and now caused an event of apocalyptic scale? Honestly surprised that it took so long.

[@julien4305]

Im still shocked we broke them with this cliché concept concept of corpses

[@matesafranka6110]

The Marie Kondo post missed a very important moment when, before snapping Bezos' neck, she politely thanks him for his service.

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

Crowd: BOOOOOO! Marie Kondo: Thank you for your service *SNAP*

[@Not_an_expert7]

What

[@Not_an_expert7]

Where

[@Liberablubly]

As a brazilian , i have to state the truth : *COME HERE , YOURE GOING TO ENJOY IT OR ELSE*

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

Po Taato Baked THAT’S THE IDEA

[@GustavisChannel]

Po Taato Baked dead or alive, it's your choice ;)

[@Pukeprincess]

Please don’t burn the rainforest for beef

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

The oldstuffs in the rainforest are burning, why would I?

[@brunobrx3599]

Não se preocupem Vocês viram logo *Logo*

[@aflamingidiot4427]

I did not know there was a way to make me love Hyenas even more. But you found it.

[@justjoshing1771]

Yeah I used to love hyenas too, but then I learned the hard way that they all have dicks. All of them.

[@AnimeWolf5193]

@@justjoshing1771 Technically, the females have a pseudo-penis. (Basically, it's a ridiculously long clitoris.)

[@watergamer6446]

@@AnimeWolf5193 th *THEY **_ᏔᎻᎪᎢ_*

[@Dinoman972]

@@justjoshing1771 ...what do you mean by "the hard way"?

[@justjoshing1771]

Dinoman972 It means exactly what you think.

[@Scorchlette]

Statistically speaking, it's possible that at least one of the dead children was a furry.

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I would like to see the statistics you coward

[@omega9216]

it's more likely for William to be a furry He REALLY LIKED that bunny costume

[@michaeledmunds7266]

Statistically speaking, it's possible they were all furries

[@perhapsadog7130]

statistically speaking, no, the deaths were in 1985

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

@@perhapsadog7130 you say that as if the hobby (or fetish) wouldn't have existed back then, even if it didn't have a popularised term yet. Disney was already a giant by that point.

[@samuelcrow4701]

1:05 gaud really broke over a well known fact

[@pandalover5292]

Springlock suits and the bite of '87 are just going to straight up murder them. (EDIT: Used the wrong pronouns for Gaud. Sorry!)

[@cuturtimeshort1450]

I hate the fact that for a moment I just thought " Buts one of more normal and basic shit" I've been here too long.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@pandalover5292 Ya mean figuratively or...?

[@normalhuman9878]

Wait until they find out about purple guy

[@FrizellaTheBee]

@@pandalover5292 sorry, but... They're non-binary

[@trash-lol]

*well boys, we did it. gaud is no more.*

[@wulfleyn6498]

That family sized dorito thing just made me remember that time I ate like 2 full size pizzas all on my own... man I'm just a demon of gluttony that thinks they're a human aren't I.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I wish I was nearly as strong as you are. As I grow older, I cannot eat as much as I used to in one sitting.

[@antivirusexe2856]

Damn dude, I am sometimes referred to "the garbage disposal" in my house because I can eat alot. If someone fails to eat all of their food they just give it to me. But... 2 WHOLE PIZZAS???

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Heir of Time ANY FOOD? I’m a picky eater, even if someone couldn’t finish their food in this house, there’s no guarantee I’ll even WANT to finish it...

[@princettebunnoofweirdness7904]

I once ate 16 slices of pizza for lunch. There's 8 slices in one pizza. That evening, I ate 7/8 of my dinner before slowing down and quietly going: "What's wrong with me? I'm full... Why am I full?" and my brother said: "Maybe it was the 14 slices of pizza you had for lunch," then I corrected him like "16 slices." My dad said: "You ate two pizzas?!"

[@princettebunnoofweirdness7904]

@@antivirusexe2856. Ah, at my house, whenever we have make-your-own-burger night, I eat like three or four burgers then, when everyone is finished eating, I put whatever is left on one burger and eat that while my family start leaving the table. My dad has decided that nothing goes to waste with me. Except, of course, for the food I don't like. Those don't TOUCH my burger. Same with make-your-own-taco and make-your-own-wrap nights, just replace "burgers" with "tacos" or "wraps"

[@lemonsmug]

WE... Did it? we... broke them. I don't know how to feel...

[@HumanTooth]

Wait Gaud broke Then Yellowstone broke (technically) Gaud is Yellowstone, that's how he knows how to activate it

[@neptiwing3722]

(Gaud uses they/them pronouns)

[@lemonsmug]

@@neptiwing3722 Ah, my apologies. Lemme fix it rq.

[@sailorenthusiast]

6:30, at this point I’ve started personifying my anxiety as a Homestuck troll.

[@Storm_Night_]

Sailor Enthusiast...if you are caught up in homestuck...could you give me some “fun facts” to tease my brother with? I don’t read homestuck myself I have read a little tho. But my older brother LOVE IT...but because of school he’s fallen behind

[@sailorenthusiast]

PebbleStar 8D I’m not sure how far in your brother has gotten. If he’s reached Act 5 already, then I’m afraid I haven’t gotten much farther than that.

[@katherinedobbs52]

@@Storm_Night_ Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde have a child, and her name is Yiffany Longstocking. This is 100% canon and we all have to live with it.

[@devak6698]

PebbleStar 8D I’ve memorized it. I can explain the quadrants for you if you want

[@Storm_Night_]

I think he’s more caught up than I thought, he’s up to homestuck 2, so if you’ve got spoilers from that, let me know 😜

[@Abbojnr]

When you see a post on tumblr, comment on and reblog it, and then see it on PM's channel there is a moment of joy for being part of that post,

[@notevenusingthisanymorelol]

I can't believe Gaud unknowingly described the plot of fnaf 3

[@residentfacehead3465]

2:18 Bodybuilder gets attacked by demons after making a contract for great hair

[@xX_lowpoly_Xx]

well you're not exactly wrong

[@Krystalthefoxlady]

That demon is just a puppy tho,

[@Meatle.]

Add a part about the demon absorbing him and that's jojo's bizarre adventure part 2 battle tendency.

[@rebeccab3024]

"well, he never left the bucket" Best. Mom. Ever.

[@TaosoftheVoid]

That JoJo scene would make more sense if that had been the case.

[@NurseInTraining]

What WAS that scene about anyways?

[@egomegayolo4127]

Joseph holding back a aztec god of sorts that came from a stone column through blood sacrifice that literally MELTED HIS BONES TO SQUEEZE THROUGH THE AIR-VENTS, so his grand-dad and a nazi commander can escape.

[@NurseInTraining]

@@egomegayolo4127 Say what?!Lol. Now I definently have check that show out. Does anyone know where I can watch it for free, please?

[@dragonusmolamola4140]

@@NurseInTraining crunchyroll but it has ads

[@dusksunsetio6042]

EGOmega Yolo Speedwagon isn’t his granddad??? Jonathan is??? Thats literally their family moto, the Jo

[@someman66]

Me: "Wait! That scene is incorrect because Joseph isn't a-" *Tequila Joseph intensifies* Me: "... I stand corrected..."

[@SapLeaf471]

I BROUGHT TEQUILA BIG BOYS

[@edgyusername4191]

You STAND corrected 👉😎👉

[@starheartthezomibe9379]

I lost it at the bucket story because I have done something like this!😂 Story time! Okay once I was with my mom, my older brother and Grandma to check out her work my grandma is (a walking nightmare) kind of rough and she was showing us her workplace I don't remember what she did or does but I do remember there was test tubes or something I can't remember and me being a little kid kept touching everything and I was a little gremlin most likely still am. And my grandma trying to keep up with a smile (she was one of those people who act nice in public but in reality..) and she put me in a swivel chair and told me not to leave the chair and me being a smart-ass I didn't instead I just took the chair with me and and moved around in the chair around the area. my mom was losing it as well as my brother and my grandma kinda wanted to kill me.. and my mom said"she didn't leave the chair!" which made us except my grandma left she just grabbed me put me in a normal chair and told me just to sit still and I did try to move but my mom looked at me still laughing told me not to because I might anger the beast lol. Sorry if this is long enjoy my story for my childhood! Have a wonderful day!😄😂

[@nuisancekat-8619]

ALWAYS PET THE CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT I LOVE CATS

[@deamoncastor7307]

Hello you new here?

[@dawnandchikie7276]

Are you a cat?

[@rapogirl1391]

We have 8 *in* my house, About 15+ outside.

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

@@rapogirl1391 I've got one! Her name is Punky by the way!

[@corvcrawler]

Me and my *PaLs* jokingly call one of us "Mothman" (not me, they go by Virgil, not even their real name) and they're terrified of moths so that's some figurative lemon juice for the wound I screencapped the Mothman Court Scenario post and sent it to them Their reply? Well lemme tell you *"lol me tho"* I AM SO *PROUD* OF MY ANXIOUS MOTH CHILD

[@sundella14]

That knife fact was disturbing I LOVE IT

[@rabies2800]

The best part about following gaud on tumblr is seeing a post about something like fnaf, and watching as every single person who has ever heard of it inform him of the murdered children.

[@shinsohitoshi7130]

*So.. a shitposter has been broken. Let's see how many more we can break.*

[@spoopy3963]

2:45 has the same energy as Thomas Sanders saying “Anxiety, i WAS feeling good today, man”

[@sinbadsolomon8508]

So. Who’s gonna break Gaud further by elaborating on more of FNAF’s lore?

[@05-1-w9o]

The chosen one. Only they can do it.

[@tac0811]

0:30 - 1:06 the purple guy finally beat the pink guy

[@johnjunkersfeld2964]

Oh no, Guad broke.

[@ryeeverwood1327]

Gaud accidentally nearly destroyed the world

[@deamoncastor7307]

Nah nah nah, he needs the paperclip to break in the park.

[@notacat3979]

P.m seymour has the best voices

[@syrathdouglas1244]

0:20 Sometimes tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. The tarantulas protect the frogs and the frogs eat parasites that might damage the tarantula’s eggs. Some crabs camouflage themselves by attaching coral to their shell. The gulper eel, when threatened, swallows water and puffs up, looking like a balloon on a string. It doesn’t have spikes or anything and just looks derpy.

[@todd_draws_lines3949]

"Pain is felt on rough edges and not extremely sharp edges." thanks for the tip :)

[@deadacc7171]

Todd no-

[@thereyvan]

@@deadacc7171 *_TODD YES_*

[@FromtheTriangle]

Todd is you okay?

[@samuelcrow4701]

7:14 somebody better draw this

[@scarletandciara]

YOU DIDENT ADD THE PART OF AN HYENA SITTING IN A BOX- ;~;

[@SapLeaf471]

the WHAT

[@michaeledmunds7266]

That's it, hyenas are just cats in disguise

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

7:51 last time I checked scientists reported that there wasn’t enough liquid material in the magma chamber for a super-eruption. So even if an eruption WAS triggered, the most you’d get is some mild lava flow

[@zorrox4334]

Add more liquid material to the magma chamber, got it

[@mr.outlaw231]

2:30 It is more of a vampire rockstar hulk, but close enough.

[@somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104]

1:57 That explains the "no brown M&M's in my green room backstage" line from the School of Rock Musical! Huh!

[@lazulidrawzalot]

Ok but the Van Halen thing is actually really clever ngl

[@TheAustronaut03]

4:44 oh ho HO. Oh-HO NO. DON'T LIKE THIS. I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL.

[@darkestlune9580]

~fun fact~

[@thebaku818]

5:09 : this kid had shsl sass WAY BEFORE High School

[@ArteArt39]

Is this a mothereffin *Danganronpa reference?*

[@thebaku818]

@@ArteArt39 yuh

[@pokefan213]

I love how you read these in your own way with proper tones of disbelief and such instead of just monotone or a text-to-speech thing like too many you tubers do it's FAR FUNNIER your way~ especially when we break gaud~

[@wickedamoeba8719]

4:37 They ban pepper spray because it’s a coward’s weapon. This is culinary school! WE DUEL WITH KNIVES!!!!

[@Eymologymentality]

2:50 I honestly though he said "That's some Seven energy." And I just sighed dreamily and agreed.

[@tomuraukami]

Yesss. That is totally something he would do.

[@fulltimeweeb7394]

3:46 A... Power outage... In a court... Damn, Edgeworth's in trouble.

[@nidawa]

Expanding on the knife thing, that is why I sharpen as a form of meditation. Sharpening forces me into the moment, because if I let my anxiety get to me I might scrape bone before I notice, and that forces me let go of all the what ifs and other BS my anxiety gets up to.

[@XenatheChaotic]

No one tell Gaud the truth about Springtrap, nor what Ennard did to Michael. He’ll freaking lose it!

[@popeval6654]

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be afraid of yourself?" Gaud activating yellowstone with just a paperclip:

[@babbybobabs8701]

It just occurred to me that "pmseymourva" is supposed to be read as "PM Seymour, voice actor" and not "PM Seymourva"

[@sketchyskies8531]

Wait what

[@babbybobabs8701]

@@sketchyskies8531 his tumblr url is pmseymourva if you're confused

[@sketchyskies8531]

@@babbybobabs8701 I've been reading it wrong the whole time?!

[@fishburrito8328]

"As a former culinary student" wAIT HOLD UP

[@someone8240]

Eggs are rocks (Happy pride month im a straight ally and I stand for lgbtq rights)

[@sketchyskies8531]

I hope you're a straight alley.If you were a curved alley,you wouldn't be an alley anymore,you'd be a street

[@lemonsmug]

Same but I hate you for bringing that into my life

[@someone8240]

@@lemonsmug lmao I hate myself more that you hate me

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

Look ma, I'm a rock!

[@pikakirbyyy]

straight ally gang 👉🏽😎👉🏽

[@coralturner5941]

Gaud you fool you activated yellowstone

[@cori_music]

6:30 I'm 19 and I already feel the "making fun of your mental illness" thing. I've had anxiety for as long as I can remember, I've only had depression since I was 14. Whenever I feel the anxiety be like "I don't wanna go to work!", I just start going "You say that about every fucking job we are employed at, so if you wanna go to college, we need to work, now shut the FUCK up!"

[@senpaipugs]

that jojo one is so much more funny to me now that I've finally seen Jojo (well, at least that part of it, am currently somewhere in part 3)

[@gaysatan4990]

*strong inhale* I’m home

[@unnamedaxolotl]

"One of the animatronics is just a person dropping in from a furry convention." Springtrap.

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

sometimes i think about going on tumblr but then i realise im scared of everything except animals

[@justacryptid7412]

6:01 never knew that this audio was from him and I am shook

[@sneefinsnorfintime]

7:00 is gold.

[@ZanraiKid]

Having never heard much of P.M. Seymour, I’m glad there’s a Chaotic Good KZbinr reading Tumblr posts with all the gusto of GameGrumps era JonTron.

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Just for reference, the remains being embedded in the robots has been canon since 2014. "Police were contacted when parents reportedly noticed what appeared to be blood and mucus around the eyes and mouths of the mascots. One parent alikened them to “reanimated carcasses”." - rare newspaper clipping 3.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

7:43 Dang, I was really hoping this would turn into an unexpected discourse about SCP-2000.

[@Captions-Eric]

2:16 Hello youtube and welcome to how to suplex a statue!

[@nekomataumbreon]

1:16 I love how the thing below his user (can't remember what it's called) says "pukichu-is-our-overlord".

[@mrmissingno10]

6:48 man I wish this happened

[@arwentheinbetweencatdog6267]

What makes me most happy about this, is that I was actually on Tumblr to see these posts. The one with Yellowstone. The Heterodon't. The reading things in PM Seymour's voice. Yes. And I am incredibly happy to see them here. (I also reblogged the Bridge to Terabithia post which took alot of gut to do, but I love Pat Dad so)

[@n1thecaptain965]

When a knife's so sharp it physically can't hurt you, you shouldn't be letting students own them IMO

[@tanith117]

Its a culinary school, So most are probably between 18 and 24ish. At the same time those knives are so expensive and need maintenance so they aren't going to be playing five finger fillet with them.

[@Ethereal_Pluto]

Gaud does not know the power of the FNAF fandom we may be dying out but know this, our legacy lives on also HOW DID GAUD NOT KNOW ABOUT DEAD CHILDREN IN THE SUITS!?!? THATS BASIC KNOWLEDGE

[@bluelfsuma]

Aww, the Marie Kondo isn't our timeline.

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

Gaud terrified by his own power as he almost predicted Yellowstone

[@seanmcfadden3712]

6:17 Me (remembering the multiple times when I was eating dinner with my family and had to put my knife down a split second after picking it up because I could vividly picture taking it to my throat and slicing it open, take a few seconds to calm down, and just get back to eating like nothing had happened) : Yes. Do you? Is there something you want to talk about, or are you just trying to be a perceived version of "cool"? Just FYI. For context. I had suicidal thoughts at least once a month for over a decade. I got some help and haven't had any major occurrences for almost two years now. Nobody mentioned my behavior with the knife. I don't know if they didn't notice, assumed it was just me being autistic (I was diagnosed with high functioning autism at a young age) or didn't want to "trigger" me in some way. I kept quiet about it because I didn't want to worry anyone. I regret that a bit. Admittedly, when I felt brave enough and myself enough to actually tell my parents, my Dad thought I was pretending for attention and my Mum thought I just needed to get through to happier times. Like I said, I am in a better place now. For anyone reading this who is experiencing dark thoughts, you did well to get this far. There is no shame in asking for help. You can get through this, if you keep moving forward. It's not easy, but you only fail if you give up.

[@MattMerica76]

My college allows concealed carry, and there are like 54 students that are known to be strapped.

[@skeleteleportation8043]

3:34 that's some big Phoenix Wright energy

[@waffles6280]

2:16 Isn't it great that Seymour and the person who responded to the original post both missed the fact that Santana (The dude in the back) is absorbing Joseph (The lad in the front)

[@madafaka2666]

Meanwhile Speedwagon is afraid

[@aaronm4858]

0:38 glitchtrap

[@lemonsmug]

Afton is a furry... it all makes sense...

[@pandalover5292]

I hate this because it's right.

[@normalhuman9878]

betteramymountain 3742 Spring Bonnie is William’s fursona

[@edsweet2858]

No no no it’s even more funny if you read things in the voice you would make when doing a bad impression of P.M. Seymour’s voice

[@scarlettarana]

0:46 Me, a fan of Fnaf since the first game came out: _weak_

[@little_Crow]

6:17 - yeah too relateable, honestly my mental illness is more of a joke to me now-

[@meg654]

6:48 we will soon find out if this is our timeline

[@kayfp408]

2:20 is competitive hugging

[@rhiannonbamford8741]

2:16 Actual context behind this shot: So, a bunch of actual Nazis just awakened an ancient Aztec vampire stripper or something who melted his bones to escape through an air vent, invaded some guy's body and killed everyone else in the room with literal finger guns. The only survivors were old man Speedwagon (in a straitjacket), a Nazi major and this dude Joseph, because Joseph shielded them from the bullets by combining sunlight magic with the major's hair. Now, Joseph's sunlight magic is designed to kill vampires, but it doesn't work on the stripper (named Santana btw) because he technically isn't a vampire but also is one. Thus, Joseph decides to let Santana eat him with his entire body so Joseph could use the sunlight magic on his insides. It works, but then it doesn't, which results in a convoluted plot to drop Santana into a well that involves amputating the Nazi major's leg. That plan finally kills Santana, but sort of doesn't. Santana is never mentioned again after this.

[@michaeldoddyrudianto8302]

2:58 i exactly do that and few second later a building roof collapsed in front me so yeah this cat may actually save my life