1:40 AGREED! if i have to hide my sunset shimmer plushie? THEY will have to hide from my sunset shimmer plushie

1:20 ida: INDEED! heck you should be more worried about how do you treat your newly sentient ai? Do you harm it or treat it with kindness?

My own memeworthy answer to "I'm only here for a very short time so please don't waste my time" was "Dude, you're on Tumblr. A site entirely consisting of people wasting time"

Clear skin you say? I can think of a PRIME example of that.

That clear skin post reminded me of the invisible woman from Venture Bros. And then the response pic came up and i knew i wasnt the only Genie at heart

0:30 Nah, that'll just let bugs inside. What you do is get yourself a nice chair, preferably one that rocks back and forth. You sit in it on your front porch and enjoy the fresh air. Bonus points if you play a stringed musical instrument while doing so.

Given that fact that Goosebumps is essentially "horror, but for kids", the tagline "it will just kill you" is so good. Like, so little kids media out there is willing to just put death front and center that answering "what's going on with this haunted house?" with "It will just kill you" is a unique point.

I bought my wife a stuffed plague doctor years ago but somehow have taken it as my own. He is always on the bed and even travels with us lol

Date people who will get you MORE stuffed animals

B in LGBT apparently stands for a funny New Vegas joke, that I really liked

One of the A's in LGBTQIA+ (The other ones are in the plus) is for... erm, how do i say this... prefers the company of no people...

2:22 They do until you work there.

One time I had a thought process like this: Ugh man, I wish I hadnt forgotten my water, and my lips are all chapped :( damn, im kinda addicted to this stuff- Another part of my brain: YOU NEED IT TO LIVE DUMBASS!!

0:38 - pfffft, damn, somebody drove by my house and took a picture, didn't they?? XDDD

0:51 I wish that adrenaline wasn’t deadly. I used to think that it was a magical power back in like, 2015, maybe???? But I was so embarrassed when I found out that it, like every OTHER thing, has limits, that I didn’t want anyone to even say the WORD “adrenaline” in front of me. I even made, like, 2 or 3 comments on KZbin videos on my MAIN account saying that you shouldn’t say it! I didn’t even explain WHY, until just TODAY. And now that I know that adrenaline can ruin your body and even kill it, I know that humans’ last hope at having magic-And emotionally-based magic, at THAT-Is *GONE.* We will all die from the famine, and there is now NOTHING that we can do about it. Adrenaline was the only weapon that I had to save the world and prove that I’m not worthless, even after a year of failure to stop this famine that I am too afraid to name, even after a year of trying to get my friend back from ageists, even after I lost my right to be called a teenager due to missing junior prom and my final chance to take the SAT in 11th grade. Even now that my fake prom made my age unknown, 12 minimum, 17 (like my biological age) maximum. But now, me being the most emotional member of my family, being the most abused, having the most adrenaline… …That power is null and void, so I’ll ALWAYS be abused. And the worst part? No one even thinks that not getting everything that you want throughout your life is abuse, just because it happens to EVERYONE, so they won’t save ME from this abuse, and *I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY BE REMINDED THAT ADRENALINE WON’T SAVE ME FROM A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL DEATH BY STARVATION (No Death By Glamour intended.), BUT WILL INSTEAD MAKE IT TWICE AS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Nah, with the clear skin one, I could FEEL the monkeys paw curling one of its little fingers.

1:16 saw a screenshot of this post but with a guilty gear reference in the comments (?) (idk what they’re called I don’t tumble). So sad that it has been left out

1:29 GOD, he’s such a loser /aff

I also want to say that "it will just kill you" feels like it would be the tagline of a parody horror movie where the monster is killing people because murder is like the monster's 9-5 (or 5-9 if the movie is set at night) job and it just want it all to be done already.

for a second I forgot "clear skin" wasn't just a joke and could actually refer to something else

1:37 I don't know, Taxidermy is a bit of a weird hobby, Plus how did they get the dead animals they're stuffing? I'm just not comfortable with that.

I feel like… someone’s trying to SELL ME SOMETHING!!!

1:32 I’d let him hit me so hard I’ll turn into a dog 🤣

3:05 Okay, look, I swear, this is not me. Although it may be my long lost great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather. Can't be certain.

I honestly think standing in the doorframe would NOT be peak mental health. It would be both peak anxiety AND peak depression! Like "what are people going to think of you just standing there?" "Only someone stupid world stand there" I'm so tired of seeing that tumblr post please release me from its hell

3:52 Wait holy shit Lady Guy Both It started so simple.

That moment when the home depot wasn’t being romanticized, but it was meant to be a warning due to the fey running that franchise building (when they offer a credit card, do not take it)

4:05 goddamnit

Some of us make good dialogue because we can mimic another's mind. I myself can replicate the mind of someone I know well enough, no I don't have PM as one. I could be a good therapist.

Jokes on you I GOT CHAPSTICK

How else were we supposed to interpret the phrase "clear skin" ?

4:13 That is why my first step in the hypothetical 'you found a genie' scenario is hiring a lawyer and formulating all wishes in the form of contracts formulated by said lawyer

0:39 *SKARBRAND HATES GOING OUTSIDE AND STAYING INSIDE, SKARBRAND WILL STAY IN THE DOOR FRAME FOR HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS*

6:58 what a cat.

I can’t tell if PM is posting daily or if time is slipping between my fingers

Actual Toby Fox jumpscare

As someone whose internal dialogue sometimes becomes external, I feel called out by that first post

Large Frogge

........ya know. With that last one? *I am glad that I never ventured into those waters.* I get enough Smart Assery from my brother. I don't need *MORE, but from Strange Strangers*.

2:31 adult fantasy is a well stocked store

We really are against tumblr's community guidelines

if you're gonna want to date me, you Will have to hide your stuffed animals and plushies cause i will steal them. they're mine now

0:21 Lol

The Snickers post broke me 😂

I feel like Tumblr is like one of those viruses from Resident Evil. A lot of people are too weak to harness its full power, but then there’s people like us that become stronger because of it.

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You do have to wonder why no one thought to just spray water at Am.