Quarantine Catholic Confession - Foil Arms and Hog

[@elliee5541]

“It’s just a sieve and a bread board” GENIUS, we love a creative priest

[@Heleendje]

Did he have the collar lying around or did he consult Pinterest for a little bit of DIY, is what I wanna know 😂

[@redrumax]

I laughed so hard lol

[@punkwrestle]

Heleendje Every Irish household has a collar lying around. One of the family is or has been a priest...

[@ellencampbell3921]

Punkwrestle Best one yet!

[@maisiemaisie123]

@@punkwrestle um not in my house and family 😂

[@Heleendje]

Was so into this I was half expecting Arms to turn up as a Garda to arrest Foil in a comically brutal fashion... then I remembered why that wouldn't be possible and now I'm sad 😔

[@kjbhjvghcfcvjhkljhgzfkd]

Not only to arms. To the whole world. It's called social distancing.

[@Heleendje]

@@MD.media01 Yeah he got shot 😂

[@hehemusicauthorfreak]

He got punished for killing too many people on PUBG 😜

[@kjbhjvghcfcvjhkljhgzfkd]

@@hehemusicauthorfreak 😂

[@Heleendje]

@@hehemusicauthorfreak by uncle Seamus after he found out he told all of us about the drink and what he did to mammy!

[@wanketta]

Hog is a perfect priest. He missed his calling.

[@Lalita_Chevaliere_108]

Hahaha

[@renatanovato9460]

I do agree, but i think he is a better mom than he is a priest

[@LeRoiEnJaune]

@@renatanovato9460 I feel like I'll hear "Oisean..." followed by a bizarre demand in the back of my mind every day until I die because of Hog. Worth it.

[@koksu5692]

Renata Novato I would hire a filipino mom born during the red scare of communism. Look what it made me

[@ladymargaret6186]

Also a perfect mom

[@shirin3189]

Responsible Father promoting social distancing and no gatherings at church, with discounts on sin levels. We stan!

[@ankavoskuilen1725]

And then lifestreams your confession all over the world. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

@@ankavoskuilen1725 Well keep in mind that multiple Italian priests livestreamed their mass but put on a snapchat style filter by accident. It's a much smaller mistake, but still a mistake.

[@miab3349]

"I washed my hands right after!" Cracked me up, I think this is my favourite quarantine sketch so far 👌

[@SpectreofEurope21]

"Kissing and Hand holding is a eternal sin" cant stop laughing

[@siggim9170]

Well before Marriage .......😂

[@warmachine4065]

Same

[@koksu5692]

Siggi M 'tis considered not a sin until one doth it. Genital fondling does count. Malicious lust all ye would want, but once you're married ye have got to stop. Unless you can withhold thy dangerous drive, for that is what makes thee a sinner. Now for truth hath been told, ye have been warned. Seek and ye shall find. -Ecclesiastes 6:9

[@sharonjohn7487]

In my family, yes. Yes it is.

[@koksu5692]

Well. ‘Tis’ but a joke but since you insisted... You may find such details in detail once you read Moses’ law and the Ten Commandments. The Pentateuch can be found in the first 5 books in the bible. They are Genesis: The beginning; Exodus, Leviticus, Deuteronomy and Joshua. Moses’ law was given to him by God to the Israelites and the Israelites only. Don’t confuse it with the made up law that the Pharisees made. So then Jesus came by and basically ordained the Jewish faith. He came to clarify things that the Jews misunderstood. He was their saviour yet they crucified him, lmao. Most of his teachings are found in the Gospel texts which are the first 4 books in the New Testament (the new promise) titles: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. I would read bible texts in the vernacular being in the NIV (New International Version). For an exact original text I would consider King James or ESV (English Standard Version). I suggest reading a bible with 66 books not the Catholic one; (Miss me with that g*y scheisse).

[@gracevalente9477]

The moment the "confessional door" slid open across the screen i spat tea all over my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the start to the day I didn't know I needed 🤣🤣🤣

[@GariSullivan]

The darkest and funniest sketch yet. A twist on the usual quarantine jokes about not showering and just watching Netflix. I loved the "essential journey" part.

[@koksu5692]

Gari Sullivan not really, ive seen worst

[@kateb1761]

"Share tiktoks, watch tiger king and put on weight" I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[@koksu5692]

kate b imagine having the privilege to social media other than the youtube platform. Can't relate.

[@pramana1685]

"With pandemic, adultery has reduced to a class 7 sin." 😂

[@koksu5692]

pramana adulterous shrekxual feeling are still quite common in society now-a-days. These people are called “Lazy-ass-niggas who smoke weed” Typically Americans. And ducking NATO

[@DanS044]

d’Areille Calabria, just shut the hell up man

[@skyhighsoprano]

Killed a man, you say? Has anyone seen Arms recently? I mean, there's clear motive, what with his burgeoning solo career as a singing farmer.

[@renekumar8290]

skyhighsoprano literally where’s Connor?!!!!

[@knyc2580]

Oh☺️ a singin' man ☺️👍

[@HisameArtwork]

I wonder if he shot him because he was trying to pass the light to everyone in his building. We have priests who have cases open for purposefully endangering people's lives because they wanted to get into ppls homes for Easter.

[@11Survivor]

@@knyc2580 beat me to it

[@susfishoushumanbean]

I was kinda expecting something like: "I killed him with an AK Rifle" "In a game, but he was another player" But I definitely wasn't disappointed

[@marcuswilliams2910]

The drive by joke is like 10 layers deep 😂😂😂 "but I had me mask & gloves on, It was an essential journey" is perfect

[@JonatasAdoM]

I thought he would say "I killed a man... I sneezed on him"

[@Qrtuop]

Or maybe he misgendered someone, it's literally murder these days

[@beverlyanne5699]

Actually, knowing the modes of transmission, if you know you have a respiratory disease with a mortality rate which is transmitted by oral spores then "intent to kill" can be used for conviction if you purposely cough at or on someone. Corona is a very strong likelihood for this. It already is legislated under the "sexually transmittable disease" of the health act, and you have an obligation to inform. Today, Corona could be argued as a bio-terrorist weapon being that people can cause an intentional death rate by infection exposure.

[@anonymous_selkie]

I thought it would be "I killed a man... because he wasn't wearing a mask in the grocery store" or something like that!

[@Winter-yg1yn]

Hog is such a diverse actor. From Oshine's mom to priest is simply brilliant.

[@DarrenBates]

I love how this got really dark really quickly. Well done lads.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Yes haven't done dark stuff in a while

[@Heleendje]

@@foilarmsandhog watched your old "Teresa Mannion Vs disgraced politician Elvaney" before going to bed last night, you were mad dark in the early days 🙈🙃

[@neelparmar6690]

I thought they were going to turn it around and say he killed a man in a video game or something, geez

[@amina8048]

@@neelparmar6690 same here))

[@levisando]

Keeping this in the "why the Sacrament of Reconciliation must be done in person" bookmark folder

[@sebastianbrown2270]

So it's Thursday

[@1969Kismet]

When in doubt just remember every day is Blurday ; )

[@sebastianbrown2270]

@@ThePrairieChronicles I think we're all losing track good thing FAH are still getting the days right 😂

[@allie407]

When the virus first started spreading in Ireland, confession kept coming to mind. 'Oh, you sneezed? Don't worry, just sing two happy birthdays while you wash your hands and you'll be grand!'

[@apollokilbride9537]

VERY good!

[@pureflame6755]

Wow guys! I thought you stopped filming sketches because of quarantine. I'm glad to see you keep doing it 👍🙂

[@foilarmsandhog]

We even have another one in the can.

[@pureflame6755]

@@foilarmsandhog great ! 👏 good to know 😄

[@alexanderkappreumert]

This is awesome you guys. Stay safe! Remember to always wash your hands after doing a drive by shooting

[@archivist17]

Important PSA!

[@lela3926]

When I was like 16 I was in confession, listing all of my little sins. So Father Saul gives me a list of prayers I have to say, 2 Hail Mary's and 2 Our Father's. So seeing as it wasn't so bad, I told him the sin I was holding out on. So I'm like "Oh yeah wait, there's one more." "Yes, child? Go ahead." "I kissed a girl because some boys wanted to see it in exchange for some weed. And pizza." Got assigned a Rosary many Hail Mary's, many many Our Father's and counseling. Ah memories.

[@galismiley1447]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lela3926]

@@galismiley1447 I think he overreacted, personally

[@galismiley1447]

@@lela3926 I think the girl-girl kissing (I'm assuming you're a girl) and the weed was probably okay but the pizza pushed the sin threshold over the edge! 😂😂😂

[@livingstranger]

😆

[@rachelilevine1619]

Thursday! Thursday! Thursday! Days of the week mean something now!

[@aimeewalls8208]

It's absolutely criminal that I can't like these sketches more than once.

[@stephaniemarie1048]

I've discovered your channel a few weeks ago and you are awesome!!! I shared your videos with my family and now they are all watching. You've got so much creativity, sincerely you've made our days better! Thank you!!!

[@nfornneka]

Hog as a priest is so mellow. I do not think I have ever seen him play this type of role. I love to see it. Foil just told the whole parish his business lol.

[@deeduck48]

Oh no , my mother was right. "Do you know has untidy wardrobes, murderers" she used to say. Delighted to be upgraded from hogs sitting room audience member to parishioner. Or is that PHAHrisioner

[@Lalita_Chevaliere_108]

omg that's hilarious x'D

[@classicambo9781]

Dam just looked at my wardrobe 😂

[@CityWhisperer]

You guys are the best. Hog's acting as a priest is gold 😂. I hope all of this is over and can go watch one of your shows!

[@RosaryOfSpies]

Spiraling through the brilliance of this channel is soothing my insomniac angst pure comedy gold 💜

[@CriticalMessStreams]

"...But I did it from a safe distance." 😂

[@julianaayu]

Nothing happened during the quarantine.. That's the point.

[@MatthewsStopMotions]

✅

[@rheaswiftburn5080]

That escalated quick. Very creative again

[@caolamturner3278]

It's funny because my confirmation was cancelled that's sad.

[@Alex_Whatareyoudoing]

Caolam Turner same

[@allthenewsordeath5772]

Caolam Turner Well there’s always next year. My church is doing drive-through confessions.

[@caolamturner3278]

How does that work

[@Alex_Whatareyoudoing]

Caolam Turner well I have to read a load of chapters from my confirmation book and send a pic of all my bible reflections to my church

[@stephenconway2468]

That's a big financial hit too (as I seem to remember).

[@thisnightsrevels9605]

Yer the lot of ye national bloody heroes, my family spend the whole week wondering if its Thursday yet and "no because Foil Arms and Hog haven't uploaded today"

[@ellencampbell3921]

thisnightsrevels Same here in Vancouver. Completely out of sorts.

[@RH-vd2uv]

Literally just when I was about to cry because of exams stress, cheered me up right away!

[@tinaperez7393]

A confession of murder cheered you up, did it? Then might I suggest the Tiger King? 😁

[@RH-vd2uv]

@@tinaperez7393 Honestly, anything that does not involve physics will cheer me up

[@sleepysera]

You still have exams? Be glad about that 🤭

[@grogery1570]

I remember living in simpler times when I dated an Irish girl and how she told me about going to confession after a night of love making. She was given 3 Hail Marys, 2 Our Fathers, and a Glory Be. I was stunned, I was sure after what we had done it should have been 3 Glory Be's!

[@ZM-tx3be]

Live streaming confession by accident- genius writing!!

[@silviasuppo6450]

Thank you guys for keeping posting new videos and letting the internet know that is Thursday! I've been binge-watching your videos as a self imposed laugh therapy during this quarantine! Much love from Italy!

[@abyc-m2291]

This is all the information I have had on the day of the week. Also keep up the good work!

[@verac6731]

They're the only ones who have to know when it's Thursday

[@mane8063]

Love you guys, even in these times you manage to put a smile on my face

[@MomO77870]

You're great guys. Coming up with inventive and funny ideas through isolation, love it !! Keep on like that

[@axelrajantie9381]

love that your upload schedule allows me to watch your videos when they come out

[@foilarmsandhog]

Great, where are you watching from?

[@LogicalMan6]

"50% reduction in penance"

[@bren_h11]

“Kissing, and hand holding is now eternal damm nation.” Barely started watching your videos three weeks ago.

[@itsnotworthit7178]

love you lads, thanks for bringing us joy during those times

[@Lalita_Chevaliere_108]

You, lads, are Epic. Didn't know Hog could impersonate a priest so incredibly well. Can't thank you enough for the hard work you put in these awesome videos! Hope the quarantine is not too hard on you. Much love from France (and throw in India as well cos i'm half Indian xD) ps: i just had an idea, no idea if it's good but I love learning about Ireland through your videos, so what do you think of a commercial to visit Ireland (probably by Ryanair) featuring its magical creatures, the Farmer and interviews with random people? Always been a land of magic and nostalgia to me (and now comedy) ;-)

[@Delinae]

Hog looks very sincere and slightly starved, which works very well lol

[@tinaperez7393]

Great idea and sounds doable from quarantine using existing footage, editing, voiceovers, cameos, etc.😁

[@Lalita_Chevaliere_108]

@@Delinae HAhaha this made me laugh XD true!

[@Lalita_Chevaliere_108]

@@tinaperez7393 Aww thanks i hope they see this then! :D

[@BooksMusicMe17]

He seems like he'd make a fine actor. I'd be so excited to see him playing somebody on telly.

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Thing is, those parishioners couldn't call the cops - the confessional seal applies to anyone who hears the content of your confession, not just the priest.

[@anneanonymous4202]

It was live streamed which means that practically anyone could see it including the police.

[@mickys8065]

@@anneanonymous4202 seal is still meant to apply. Actually, if you live streamed it to everyone in the world, technically the seal would bind everyone and thus can't tell. Ignoring the fact most of the world doesn't care and isn't Catholic

[@littleflower9425]

Nope.

Thank you lads for the effort ye go to! Even without meeting up ye're definitely essential workers 👌🏻

[@maevesheeran2319]

"all I've done is share tik toks, watched tiger king and put on a load of weight" Feeling very seen and attacked right now x

[@andreagriffiths3512]

You guys are brilliant even when you’re forced to be apart. Wishing you all well, stay safe 💕

[@LonnieGeraghty]

Watching these videos got me through quarantine when it first hit. Thanks, lads. 💚🤍🧡

[@fran.cisque]

I'm in love with Foil. Word.

[@warmachine4065]

Being honest it's the only way I knew what day it was

[@CoolRay.]

"I'm working from home. You'll have to forgive the makeshift confessional box here." - Hog "Oh yeah, I think it looks great." Foil "Oh yeah. Well it's actually just a sieve and a breadboard."- Hog

[@jesseblack5812]

great sketch as always lads!! :)

[@prudencemiddleton6620]

You guys are genius, streets ahead with this comedy even amidst corona

[@rusan6415]

Sieve and bread board as makeshift confession box lmao. That’s quite creative

[@lindseymcateer7925]

It’s been 17 years since my last confession (sometime around my confirmation) so I better get in and confess whilst the church are offering reduced rates! 😂 Didn’t realise excessive drinking was a sin though 😝. Loved it. Stay safe

[@wulfocrow5549]

Feckin hell, hope ya havent been takin communion like that.

[@bobwehadababyitsaboi103]

Never saw the priest jokes coming....

[@joaodealbuquerque8819]

Lindsey McAteer well you can always ask for forgiveness and mercy and go straight to confession when it is possible!

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Great video lads. Cheers from Australia.

[@hehemusicauthorfreak]

Pahaha the sieve and breadboard confessional box I laughed at this way too hard 😂 Without my proper recording equipment I'm having to use my phone and a makeshift tripod (2 litre waterbottle, elastic band and hair grips) for videos so I feel your pain lads , hope you're doing well ❤

[@christinetheravenclaw27]

This is so creative, I love it!! 😄 Happy Thursday lads, hope you're all doing well

[@dempo-ms3zj]

These videos honestly make my Thursday Thanks guys

[@jyotsnas606]

I cannot remove my eyes off Foil's, lol, I think I am in love

[@foilarmsandhog]

Well he's going to prison for a very long time, my advice don't get involved.

[@thepiratehobbit]

@@foilarmsandhog we will wait for him 🤣😂🙈

[@jyotsnas606]

It would be true love if he had someone waiting for him 😍

[@tinaperez7393]

Write him letters. It's always nice to know you got someone on the outside! 🙂

[@maxhess3151]

If it's any consolation, the seal of confession technically extends to the audience as well.

[@jameswayne8256]

I always wondered what “Father Ted” would be like in 2020...

[@daverage4729]

Possibly one of my favourites yet. Lmao! Loved the breadboard hatch.

[@susanluster9301]

I must confess that I found this skit totally hilarious.

[@magru5436]

thank you for helping me going through lockdown, guys. you are better than a quickie

[@juliewedam9826]

This is a wonderful sketch! Thanks for spreading joy :D

[@Davidseljak1]

God bless you for this! I laughed until I cried. OMG, I think I need to get outside more. But I am writing from Ontario, Canada where today, on Earth Day, one month after the first day of "Spring", we are having SNOW!! (It usually disappears in late March or early April). Great stuff!

[@olivercoulthard5468]

Bloody excellent once again lads

[@KittyLovesGingers]

It's a sieve and a breadboard. Amazing.

[@Celestial.Heather]

Lol 😆 ! Very creative!! Hope for more soon! We all need a good laugh! Much love from Las Vegas, NV. America.

[@belisauros370]

As a Catholic I found this hilarious lol... i wish online confession was a valid thing.

[@eilyfoley7686]

Skitting 🙈🙈😂 the bread board and sieve was genius 😁😁 a major bright point in a scary time 😊😊😊

[@megand6630]

Thank you so much for still making these in quarantine! Sure brighten up my day!:)

[@emilygleeson2018]

I appreciate that I was so confused by the idea that Arms would be turning up to arrest Foil because my brain legit went but why wouldn't he turn up? Sure don't they all live together 😂

[@mrmadisonmckoy]

Okay. I'm a bit late to the party. I've just discovered Foil Arms & Hog. You guys are funny as!!! My fave line (& accompanying facial expression) in this sketch was... "Technically I think it could be classified as an essential journey 'cause... well he had to go!" Ba ha ha ha

[@NyanyiC]

Great skit as usual. Love you guys. I missed the chat at the end when they are not in character, maybe shared some words of encouragement

[@martinzwigl858]

"Kissing and hand-holding... eternal damnation".... So awsome

[@counting_sheep7064]

Every Thursday there is still Wednesday here so I get to watch a day earlier! Woo hoo

[@foilarmsandhog]

Haha

[@counting_sheep7064]

Foil Arms and Hog it’s very nice :)

[@alannarutter5033]

Killed from a safe distance! That nearly killed me 😆🙃

[@hibam9048]

That went from 0 to 100 really quickly 😳😂

[@polarbearhero9803]

A year later and still a favorite.

[@jimiorezzoli]

As always you guys are amazing, things many of us feel but aren't addressed.

[@Highest-Priestess]

Keep up the funny. My large Irish-Catholic family loves it.

[@laurennicholson6753]

First day off in a week ( retail yay 😒) and this has made me laugh so much thanks guys

[@dervela1237]

Omg one of the first So sad u can’t be all together Stay safe And worst of all no outro 😔

[@talithas_travels]

I really missed the outro 😔

[@dervela1237]

😫

[@JukeboxTheGhoul]

Shoulda collaged a collection of videos of Doomdah

[@arwen_m7786]

Always make me laugh in quarentine. Thank you so much!

[@likklej8]

A drive by! Wow love these guys that’s original. Great stuff and stay safe Irish brothers and sisters.

[@kjn-s2336]

Think of coming to Ottawa sometime. We’d love you

[@RabeSocke1412]

EVERYBODY, please help me convince these three dorks to create a patreon account! I want to support them financially, especially now! It is also a great way to support them when you are on the other side of the world and can't buy tickets to the shows. I am pretty sure I'm not the only one. FAH FOREVER!!

[@siggim9170]

You can upload their shows.

[@RabeSocke1412]

@@siggim9170 I bought the jumper (10/10 would buy again!), went to the show in Derry, bought the USB, but even before that I wished I could support them on patreon. Would gladly give more money without getting anything but happiness in return.

[@siggim9170]

@@RabeSocke1412 🤗I know what you mean. ☺ they brighten up MY days too.

[@katherinecollins4685]

This was beyond hilarious, fantastic idea for the video

[@verac6731]

You manage to be brilliant again and again! What a great ending!

[@Alex_Whatareyoudoing]

Love this, lmao there is two types of people in the quarantine. 1. Eats all day with TikTok and Netflix or 2. Works out all day while learning a language and reading books in a foreign language 😂 which are you guys?

[@Telsion]

Well, let's tick the boxes: I'm learning Spanish, watching Netflix, playing games ... bit of both really XD

[@Alex_Whatareyoudoing]

Telsion very good, you are a type 3

[@verac6731]

Eating five times as much chocolate as usual, doing three times as much housework as usual, reading the novels I've been wanting to read for 20 years.

[@Alex_Whatareyoudoing]

Vera Shelton oooh that’s the sweet spot combination

[@beccar2130]

Emmm been working out. Watching Netflix. Not eating too much thank the Lord. But em. Not doing anything academic at the same time.

[@cma1676]

I wondered if he was fishing for more hail mary to say in order to pass time because confinement is boring. Nice end, thought !

[@josipk.4810]

Lol. "God bless, anyway". Well done, from a Roman Catholic. Diá duit. Živio rođo

[@RichHobo]

Getting arrested online since Guards won’t come over

[@kingiking110]

Some of the facial expressions of the actor who plays the priest remind me of Laurel from Laurel and Hardy.

[@anbreacdubh]

I thought it was Wednesday - thanks for the reminder! Great as always lads - fair play for keeping us all entertained!

[@gabsie7224]

"Technically it could be classed as an essential journey because... he had to go" gets me every time 😂