Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 61

This week, on Hermitcraft!
This episode covers videos released between Saturday April 29 and Friday May 5, 2023.
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[@kalebbruwer]

Scar gives new meaning to Lactose Intolerance

[@Xyrim]

Lol

[@xstudent4890]

"ZombieCleo has put a child in a wheelchair and drove a server-mate to tears" is one of the best lines I've heard in awhile

[@squibkanotty99]

It sounds violent when you put it like that 🤣🤣🤣

[@lastsonoftennessee9895]

Before Doc breaks Grian's leg irl.

[@japbstudios]

I was so confused how this played in to the recap until I got that point in the video. That has to be the most extreme out of context quote I've ever heard. Edit: added the n to the i, into 'in to the'

[@fieryhephestus]

for those who dont know, scar uses a wheel chair as well, so this probably hit abit closer to home for him

[@mysticalmaid]

Yes this was so well written 😂

[@justpapaya6005]

"You never know if you'll wake up in the morning." Hits different after you blow up Doc's tunnel bore.

[@Pangui008]

the best unintended foreshadowing!

[@Fyreflier]

My favourite part of the Doc-Grian-Scar saga is that Grian and Scar tried to make Doc less angry by asking for a tour of his perimeter and getting all excited and impressed by his contraptions - except several of them are basically doomsday machines and they've angered the Goat.

[@whitehorsept]

you could hear the panic in their voices as they were seeing certain contraptions and thinking (probably) "who did i pick to mess with... i am doomed".

[@jsw973]

"This is my intercontinental anvil cannon... but we don't talk about this, we don't talk about anvil war." "he has a doomsday machine" "I'm in danger" "Sure glad you haven't made enemies with anyone in the server"

[@dactel]

“And this one blows up half the continent, and this one blows up the moon, and this one blows up neptune, I don’t like that planet very much, and THIS ONE- this one is the most dastard and dangerous one yet! It stops tacos from being able to be made on Tuesdays!”

[@elementoy1360]

And Grian wonders why a creeper cannon was aimed at his base

[@squibkanotty99]

Obviously for free charged creepers duhhh (/j /lh)

[@PhoenixClank]

I wonder what more could be aimed at his base soon 🤔

[@wombat4191]

@@squibkanotty99 Well he did go annoy Doc just to get a charged creeper to prank Scar with.

[@rosyidsyahruromadhonalimin8008]

@@PhoenixClank an ender dragon

[@SemiHypercube]

The tunnel bore incident feels like when 2 kids accidentally break something and trying to hide it from their parents

[@789costela]

Of! To real! That comment hit hard 😂

[@mr.boomguy]

And their parrents as revenge haunt their kids until they apoligizes

[@MonsieurWaffle]

It isn't like. It is.

[@beeftips1628]

And then they realize that they can’t hide it so they try to be extra nice to their parents so they don’t get mad, which of course, doesn’t work.

[@rowena812]

This was no accident. Grian and Scar treating Doc's tunnelbore like a toy? Yeah there was only one way that was going to end 💀

[@e_m_m_a_0122]

You never know if you'll wake up in the morning. Grian voice: Scar NO, SCAR NOOHOOHOOOO!!

[@YannickBo]

Scar foresaw something.. But he didn't know he would be involved himself. I wonder just how far Doc will go XD

[@mr.boomguy]

I think that was gem

[@InsaneSynbad]

Doc: “Write that down, write that down!”

[@borttorbbq2556]

Yeah

[@annapotat0987]

thats why i dont sleep

[@bradenjuengel9104]

I'm sure this will make it into the next recap, but I loved when Cleo put the blinking creeper costume in their museum labelled as "until recently, the worst thing scar did"

[@Sidestreetdog]

"It all started when grian touched my redstone " Never thought I would see this words again

[@Danielsworlds]

Time for a hermit gang v2 except we get someone to write ren a better verse this time

[@iloveowls90]

@@Danielsworldsit worked at the time

[@individual1st648]

@@Danielsworlds hermitgang 2: electric boogalo

[@5occergirl45]

The hermits trying to peer pressure Grian to build the back of his base is hilarious. And Gem and Impulse threatening to explode his base and making the machine.

[@aromantism]

Love ur pfp ! Also yeah, It was so funny from all sides XD

[@wifflysnook2870]

Poor doc, continually barraged by the chaos of Grian and Scarr

[@Bunnycraft-li4os]

Docs about to evaporate them both, pity.

[@shanmianhiyueshongdaojukei9732]

The war is coming to the server again!!

[@thisworldsans]

​@@shanmianhiyueshongdaojukei9732 Grian really needs to stop causing these kinds of things.. (joking, I love the wars.)

[@Awesomegamer556]

@@Bunnycraft-li4os probably but it’s going to be a neighbour hood war

[@johnlynch1353]

Honestly basing right next to both of them with complex machinery they are likely to come across on accident is just plain dangerous.

[@ethantran5679]

Pix: this week on hermit craft Scar: “I milkshame people” Grian: OH NO SCAR Pearl: googly eyes Docm: *anger intensifies* Gem and impulse: Bombs Mumbo: Copper

[@SkSkNutella]

and these events are probably some of the most normal events in the entire series

[@miscuser5534]

People think X is doomguy because of his skin but the server's real doom guy is docm

[@elisinoia]

@@miscuser5534 more like boom guy

[@ahmed4363]

​@@miscuser5534more like "how the hell does he always do that what the frick is this" guy

[@mr.boomguy]

​​@@elisinoia You called?

[@Isabox00]

6:30 "Pearl buys the biggest pack of googly-eyes she could find and sticks them on 'Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.'" Still got a chuckle out of me. I love Sloy's and Pixlriff's writing skills. Goals.

[@jeffballmap616]

Props to whoever decided to make that alteration to scar's Minecraft skin in the thumbnail

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

thank you ~Sloy

[@fruity4820]

I didn't even notice, he looks so sorry and regretful, like a child that knows they messed up bad

[@sebastianjost]

Thank you for pointing that out. Great detail!

[@MrToby11]

Scarytimeswithscar

[@Sillimant_]

grian even said "this is doc's world and we're just living in it" when he saw the wardens grian and scar are in even more trouble than they know lmfao

[@Ox_ygen]

Scar did lose the dragon at the dropper mini game a while back, i guess stress has found it

[@All54321]

He did refind it earlier

[@selasiovec8581]

At this point Grian and Scar are either a dynamic duo, or one stooge short of three stooges. either way i hear hermitgang playing

[@allenbuddy3101]

Dynamite duo, you might even say

[@blipblop8784]

Solidaritygaming has to be the third stooge

[@selasiovec8581]

@@blipblop8784 i thought that was Joel

[@blipblop8784]

@@selasiovec8581 that would work too- honestly there are way to many three stooges that involve grian and scar 😂

[@SugarSpice07]

I can't wait for all the fanfic writers to turn Pearl covering Impulse's base in googly eyes into a Watcher lore tie-in.

[@allenbuddy3101]

Hadn’t even considered it until now but thanks for the lore nightmare fuel I guess /lh

[@BrandonVout]

I'm out of the loop, what is Watcher in this context?

[@SugarSpice07]

@@BrandonVout Watchers are a concept from Grian's old server Evolution SMP (Evo) and continued into Inthelittlewood's Third Life and Last Life POVs. They are heavily associated with eyes, and often depicted with waaaay too many of them. At the end of his Evo POV, Grian was taken away to become a watcher himself. Pearl was on Evo and the Life series, and is often headcannoned as Grian's sister, so she's often looped into the watcher lore as well.

[@guardianof2fort964]

@@SugarSpice07 wow, people are making headcanon lore for Minecraft KZbinrs now?

[@aaofarda]

is that a challenge

[@jimyvanloock3510]

Grian has Impulse, Gem and Scar on his case for not finishing the back of his base Grian (and Scar) has Doc on his case for blowing up the tunnelbore Grian has logged off (And I think he might want to skip town too, for good measure)

[@whitehorsept]

Grian also need to worrry about stealing docm77 copper on a regular basis. Now that Doc discovered this fact. Scar is also having 2 people to worry about... Doc and Bdubs.

[@Grounders10]

@@whitehorsept I mean, was it even his copper? It was *technically* outside the perimeter. Ergo, not his base

[@VulpisFoxfire]

In other words, we're about due for Grian to set off another war? :-)

[@M_Origin360]

@@VulpisFoxfireI mean this is what happens when he refuses to start a resistance- the world will find a way to make him start a war one way or another…

[@whitehorsept]

@@Grounders10 I'll send you to have that discussion with Doc..xD

[@PredictedCyborg]

The funny thing to me is that Doc seemed more annoyed at the escape tunnel they made then what happened to his redstone. xD;

[@Emma-wc4yr]

True!

[@Simi_Rose]

nevermind grian pillaging his caves for copper :D that really annoyed him (not so important in the days of owning about the biggest drowned farm but yeah....)

[@sapphireous1083]

Sometimes I forget that TFC is gone and remembering that we'll no longer get to see his vids saddens me.

[@teentraveler1790]

Same.

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

I'm always blown away by the Recap team's ability to pull together a concise and hilarious summary of events, but for some reason the writing on this week's episode really stands out. The flow, the jokes... GG guys this one's a banger

[@Charle596]

BANGer

[@thisworldsans]

Scar and Grian blowing up Doc's tunnel boar is the equivalent of two kids taking their dad's car and crashing it.

[@Freeflier]

I remember in the charity stream, when the hermits convinced Doc to show his shulker full of diamonds, and one of them picked it up. Even with the event going on, Doc was *not* pleased. This is going to be interesting lol

[@thesandwich5321]

Tell me I'm not the only one suspecting Grian of getting other hermits to blow up his base so he doesn't have to work on the back

[@whitehorsept]

Or having no base left for Docm to revenge on. :P

[@teentraveler1790]

It could be all part of Grian's master plan.

[@crazymonkey982]

I love how impulse didn't know that at the same moment he logged out, the bore blew up.

[@ragingmajesty]

I love how beef uses pickles to represent candles when there are actual candles in the games

[@RobSimpson42]

I cried tears when Scar encountered the kid in the wheelchair. I laughed tears when Grian and Scar signed up for maximum pain prankage from Doc.

[@winnipeginstinct]

Scar: you never know if you'll wake up in the morning also Scar: and I can prove it ,*blows up docs tunnel bore with grian*

[@mikehughes4969]

When I saw the tunnel bore explode, instantly I remembered the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: Of course, you realize, that this means War.

[@labadf]

Yep, next Grian's video will be of him climbing up the Himalayas escaping Doc's wrath, unaware that a team of ninja goats is furtively stalking him for the Goatfather to know where to set the anvil drop

[@rap2H]

Come to think of it, there is a possibility that Grian's base may be loaded thinking of Doc's multiple chunk loaders due to the creeper cannon! 😂

[@mattyplays4187]

Grian ALWAYS finds a way to start a war on this server and oh boy am I excited to see how this goes

[@MCPhssthpok]

It's more of a vendetta than a war, really

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

@@MCPhssthpok So was the season 6 prank war, at first.

[@bobybimberbod8500]

@@MCPhssthpok WW1 be like

[@WackoMcGoose]

4:47 _muffled "MEET MRS PUFFY!!" in the distance_

[@xMattbot]

Looks like some things have aged worse for Grian than Mumbo's copper...

[@guardianof2fort964]

A prank war going on between hermits without Grian's involvement? I never thought I'd see the day.

[@TyroRNG]

He's to busy starting actual war... Apparently.

[@elio6361]

He's too busy starting his own war

[@jsw973]

Grian is a bit preoccupied with... a nuclear power being pretty pissed at him

[@guardianof2fort964]

Two, if you also consider the Building Backs of Bases Coalition

[@Simi_Rose]

I would take that trio being pissed at me over doc anyday. With gem, scar and impulse you are pretty sure you will stabbed shot and maybe exploded... with doc who knows what fun insanity the hivemind has been developing :D

[@evanchilson9829]

Cleo's wheelchair bound visitor to Scarland is so heartwarming, god I love the people on this server

[@allenbuddy3101]

Grian heard that the tcg tournament was ending and that decked out 2 is still a ways from being done, so he decided to kickstart a filler arc

[@theonlycutecatellieelford7694]

That's a good point actually Reasons why Grian's base is probably going to be blown up -Gem's and Impulse's TNT dropper -Blowing up Doc's redstone -Stealing Doc's copper Three reasons in 1 week, I'm not sure anything of Grian's is going to remain intact for long lol

[@wes_the_mess9277]

Imagine if doc just builds the back of grians base just in diorite or something

[@itsemigo]

Iskallproof

[@ritasonka330]

That is nowhere near bad enough. I'm imagining exclusively glazed terracotta :D

[@Bella_7813]

9:54 this was so heart warming

[@benrex7775]

It was.

[@ahmed4363]

but also "ZombieCleo has put a child in a wheelchair and drove her servermate to tears"

[@Chigger]

Someone posted a screenshot of that moment on Reddit, so I had to see just how touched Scar was.

[@colorsplash9964]

“This is Doc’s world and we’re living in it.” *proceeds to blow up his tunnel bore*

[@vampire_juicebox]

Grian's screams this season just keep getting better and better.

[@Shillabritish]

Grian's scream after the last of the tnt expoded was gold

[@tacoman6697]

Someone tell Tango to just start up an indie game studio already.

[@thedustofthefuture1693]

Happy to have witnessed hermitcraft history! I got the occasional feeling that since I started watching at season 8, I’d missed out on the best of the server. The incident is one for the books!

[@ChefC03]

scar and grian brought new life back to the server. i hope this goes somewhere fun!

[@CharaPresscott6982]

A soul for a soul...I think Doc's gonna kill them

[@D_4_N_]

Grian having TNT over his base and Doc after his head is peak Grian behaviour.

[@timothyglisson5579]

This is all Grian’s master plan. He never has to do the back of the base if doc makes it so he doesn’t have a base as revenge.

[@santagamezz]

So... i just realised... grians base needs to be loaded to have the tnt tick on time... dock has a creeper launcher with chunk loaders up to grians base...😅😂

[@korbinjones2382]

Yeah, I think this time, Grian is doomed.

[@Scrubje]

Zombie Cleo went full British Museum on the server and has "liberated" the hermits of their most prized possessions.

[@lainie5590]

“You never know if you’re going to wake up in the morning.” -Scar to Grian The funniest part I found about this scene is the fact that IRL Grian lives in England and Scar in the US. So yeah

[@Rixsiwolflover]

Man I was looking forward to this episode of the recap LMAO I love the (non)subtle digs at both the bore blowing up and Grian's base not being finished throughout the ep. This is great lmao can't wait for the next HC eps to come out

[@laurabucksath183]

I'm gonna miss Grian. He made really entertaining videos.🫡

[@potatoe972]

No dont

[@blackhawk15897]

Just remember, the whole Incident with Doc's tunnel bore is all because Mumbo didn't space out his copper properly while aging it.

[@lenatunnissen369]

I'm here for the tunnel bore coverage lol that was funny to watch :3

[@KayWhyTee]

imagine doc just rotates grians base, 180 degrees, forcing him to do the back cos now its the front

[@Soockos]

I was hoping the Scar and Bdubs incident would be in this recap because it just adds so much more to Scar's chaos

[@japbstudios]

5:20 Mumbo: "When's a good time?" KZbin: "Did someone say AD?"

[@diobrando6245]

next week, on Hermitcraft as the result of him not wanting to finish the back of his base, Grian now officially baseless altogether

[@drippykirbo]

Stress: Returns after a while Doc: Dont mind me jus walkin my dragon

[@AutisticGastrodon]

"you might not wake up in the morning"- GoodTimesWithScar, 2023

[@filippohl9097]

Scar broke the tunnelbore not Grian this is progres for Grian i can feel it

[@GabrielShitposting]

I wouldn't be surprised if the chunks where Grian's base once was, are now just void. Gone, entirely.

[@llexarts]

At this point I think half of Grians vocabulary is SCAR NO

[@mdsuen]

Shoutout to the writers of this episode, the line: "Pearl buys the biggest pack of goog-ly eyes she can find and not only sticks them everywhere all at once but also..." gotta love the everything everywhere all at once references :D

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Pix wrote that one 😆~Sloy

[@mdsuen]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap :D fantastic!

[@Sylphs316]

Scar and Gem really shaming me for drinking plain milk smh /lh

[@grutarg2938]

I love how the recap team always pick my favorite odd little moments, like the milk-shaming.

[@efrenarevalo2025]

Grian has been on record saying he doesn't like his base. Maybe all of these events are just excuses for his base to blow up so he no longer need to do the back.

[@YouberChannel]

Okay, after seeing more, Grian's base is absolutely toast now

[@Shywarlikegirl]

Doc Scares ME. I see why Scar and Grian are fearing for their lifes

[@jupitersaylor7999]

grian has not only a ticking time bomb above his base, but a very very angry docm.

[@jayyh_01]

fun fact: REAL minecrafters age their cooper in the shape of the statue of lib erty

[@idkyouanymore7901]

Grian and Scar were a mess this week XD

[@ricorommeldumaplin4822]

I really will look forward to see if Grian will still have a base left or would Doc reduce it to nothing but a huge crater and despite having an awesome base, Scar will not be spared from Doc's wrath as well, both of them will regret ever messing with the goat and will be left traumatized having him as their neighbor. I can already see the fear in their eyes right now

[@nicklaskurzweil]

The moment he said "Prank Wars" I had Vietnam-flashbacks to season 6

[@miscuser5534]

Agreed

same PTSD

[@theonebman7581]

If only...

[@CZghost]

Grian and Scar are in so much trouble! :D And especially Grian, since he was stealing copper from Doc :D And now he made Bdubs angry as well. Grian, I guess you'll have to leave Earth :D

[@didi81_]

Scar killed bdubs horse , not grian

[@davidpomerantz]

"It all started when Grian touched my Redstone, He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, Doc monster 77, with the technical skills and Redstone acrobatics"

[@1ightcap]

From Scars perspective, the escalation from, lets go see the tunnel bore to the incident is so fast that i thought maybe it was a bit, or like *trying* to start a war until I heard Grian actually hyperventilating a little lmao. Just absolutely doubling down on bad decisions, and then them trying to butter up Doc first legitimately gave me anxiety, just mentally begging them to rip the band aid off :D

[@DiveShadow]

Grian has a literal time bomb on his house AND Doc plotting revenge. The next two weeks are gonna be amazing

[@evihippogrief772]

Grian's base is gone by the end of the season. No way it's gonna be intact

[@AndersWatches]

I feel judged, but you can pry the cold glass of milk from my cold, dead, and calcium rich hands. 😂

[@inkely]

Grian is in hot water, first blowing up the drill, discovery of copper stealing and not building the back with 24hrs only to finish the back

[@MC_CN]

Listen Grian, nobody toches my bush, you're *done* It all started when Grian touched my redstone. He played himself like-like a xylophone set on automatic. Doc Monster is a savage, With technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics.

[@twigbranch4556]

rip grian and scar they died how they lived breaking redstone contraptions

[@scrensaver_]

I feel like there's a new war coming... And it might or might not be desertduo vs everyone else on the server To be honest, I'd watch that

[@bsidethebox]

I'm afraid it may be The Rest Of The Server vs. Getting Grian To Finish His Base.

[@williamheath7058]

Grian has video footage of the tunnel bore that he just filmed aswell as doc own youtube Also grian: cant figure out how to build the tunnel vore even slightly

[@swordzanderson5352]

The last time Grian touched Doc's redstone, a full-out civil war broke out.

[@ianbyrne465]

I see the third server war (The War of Goat and Grain) is shaping up nicely

[@ryanmcintyre3616]

I had just poured myself a glass of milk before sitting down to watch this week's recap, I am not ashamed

[@3clipse449]

You should be. I hope you bones get hard and too heavy milk drinker

[@NiTeHaWKnz]

Minecrafter logic: Starting base, mega projects VintageBeef logic: Mega project, starter base

[@aokiyamato1560]

"It all started when Grian touched my redstone" - Docm, 2023

[@oceanbeans8546]

Doc stopped using words. All his intelligence was gone for a split second when seeing there is no tunnel bore

[@chargoesboom6990]

It all happened when Doc found his tunnel bore blown up

[@whitehorsept]

I love the sequence of the googly eyes prank and respective reactions. :)

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

This week on hermitcraft. Grian and Scar are in grave danger, Gem and Impulse peer pressure and threaten Grian and Doc is angery

[@tcmecho]

Recap time!! I always look forward to these videos :]

[@qocket]

Love the thumbnail and TANGO IS A GENIUS MADMAN.

[@stevenpeven258]

Poor Grian, I hope for his sake he has a bunker somewhere Doc doesn’t know about. Otherwise he may need to go speak to grumbot about the rift……

[@sebastianthegoat4265]

"it all started when Grian touched my redstone..." -DocM

[@abigailoberhauser1420]

Scar almost crying was so wholesome