When the Hermits compare their STATISTICS

The hermits gather around for a game of stat poker, where they have to compare their statistics in order to win diamonds
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[@kaboomer13]

Next season you should do day 1 stat poker, lol. "Ok, how many grass punched?" "I've got 6"

[@veezerrscharnhorst]

This is a very good idea

[@MyNameIsNobody.]

I would have hundreds because of baby zombies

[@lightning_11]

What would they bet? Dirt blocks? Maybe iron ingots?

[@Freadom711]

​@@MyNameIsNobody.Wdym?

[@kalumW]

​@@Freadom711attempt to hit baby zombie, miss, punch grass

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

The casual way scar says "oh I've got 244.000" absolutely floored me It's such a casual flex

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

And then Scar helped build a villager trading hall with Tango and Grian at the start of season 9. This was foreshadowing.

[@thearthurbot]

yeah but in october he had his stats wiped

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

@@thearthurbot true, yet it seems that he still uses it with those numbers.

[@ca-ke9493]

This is a old season 7 clip it looks like

[@miniciominiciominicio]

This is from 2-3 years prior to that.

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

@@ca-ke9493 that sxplains it

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

Lol < Grian joined the game > < Grian was shot buy a skeleton >

[@mustang1888]

I had to see if anyone else saw that LOL

[@jugstery]

By* 🤓

[@infinitepossibilities2862]

6:23 for people looking for timestamp

[@The-fox-channel]

@@mustang1888sameeee 😂

[@misukoshinonome]

I saw that too and I'm laughing my a** of rn

[@dxjxc91]

Scar being unable to come up with a good Bee comeback must really *sting* .

[@HalfInt]

Somebody should bulild stat poker again on Hermitcraft. Such a great game.

[@lightning_11]

Grain did it for a KZbin short, but they didn't use a container and kept picking up the diamonds. It was such a mess!

[@jaydonroberts1110]

That was his view of an Impulse stream

[@edwardscott3262]

I think a stat poker tournament would be fun. Everyone buys in. Then they get a certain number of chips. They play until there's only one person left at each table. Then all the winners play each other the same. Winner gets all the buy ins at the end.

[@TickleTurtle]

"Horses killed...." Scar would win in that one in season 9.

[@Mini-Gun1239]

Flashbacks to when scar killed bdubs horse

[@DaiyaLLC]

@@Mini-Gun1239 flashforward i guess?

[@jaydonroberts1110]

Man, Scar was so mad that he folded when he should’ve matched his ConVex counterpart

[@jsw973]

The hermits are such honest people omg Xisuma looks at horses killed and the first thing he does is tell everyone he hasn't got any, no bluffs no nothing just fold

[@xynthymr]

I've always loved Hermitcraft Stat Poker. It should make a comeback for Season 9, as I think there would be some staggering figures involved after the last 15 months! I think certain Hermits will have some really high figures for things like Blocks Placed, Blocks Mined, Villagers Traded With, Distance On Horse, Ancient Debris Mined, and so on!

[@stormchasermaggiek]

I want to see how many blocks Doc has mined.

[@harrywarbler9780]

@@stormchasermaggiek I don’t think it will be as high as others he’s used his tunnel bores for large scale dogs

[@max_208]

If I remember correctly scar grian and impulse did a version of it this season on stream

[@KaosKontrolled]

It wouldn't be as high as you might think because he used tnt machines for most of the digging

[@Waluigi_Wahp]

Chickens killed

[@swordsdance1181]

Stat poker is the best

[@Valentine570]

An ante is the amount all players must put in before the round even starts what you are doing is called a blind.

[@aaishaismail5717]

244,000… SCAR

[@iangraham452]

If I say the each villager trade takes 5 seconds. Scar spent 14.12 days trading with villagers, Scar has outdone impulse's record of opening shocker boxes for 11 hours. These hermits be on another level dedication.

[@ei..]

If something costs one emerald you can do 64 trades in one click, then it's only a couple clicks to add another 64 emeralds, so you can do a few hundred trades in 5 seconds

[@deionalexeigonzales]

Not really, since its number of trades and you could trade a maximum of 10 times per item before the reset which you can buy in less than a second with shift + LMB. Since scar also cured the villagers ircc the 10 item limit should be buyable within 64 emerald giving lets say a 0.5s time save per 10 items trades since you dont require to restock the emerald with the space bar and repeat shift + LMB. With that in mind and hopefully nothing missed scar would have traded for 3.38888889 hours or 3.39 hours orr 3 hours,23mins and 24s(thanks google),but this is the fastest estimate which is from 244,00(scars trades)/10(max trades per click/sec)*0.5(since scar could trade more than one item per villager)/60(to get mins)/60(to get hours). With that said this is some pretty garbo math, ill just say its between 6.77777778 or 6.78 orr 7 hours, 46mins and 48s for the maximum and 3 hours, 23mins and 24s for the min Theres like to many variables in trades like how close the next trades you need are(like is it one bar or two bars away), do you need to scroll down ect. So im not gonna be bothered to get an exact or closer prediction that that lmao

[@iangraham452]

You both r right, I overlooked that it counts each Individual trade. Not each time interacted with villager.

[@miguelangelsb_]

Just wanna point out that the ante is a payment to receive the "cards", so you have to give the ante either way if you already saw the stat and you folded.

[@blakecoley7522]

Thank you I was about to comment this

[@blaz2892]

It depends on the style. There’s a style of poker (I don’t know what it’s called) where there is a big blind who puts in the full ante before getting your cards, and a small blind who puts in half of the ante before getting your cards. In that style, everyone else gets to see their cards before they ante up, and the big and small blind rotate around the table.

[@MazerTime]

Do the lower/vs higher variabt so cub dont win every time (you can win on lowest

[@EchoPinewoods]

Please tell Etho and Tango how wonderful this game is, and how much we appreciate them. This is fantastic and I love to see you play it!

[@colefitzmorris2185]

I wish all the hermits would do this more often lol. Stat poker makes me so happy

[@NavyOmen77]

Ngl if there was a hour worth of this then I would've watched the whole thing no question.

[@leedesfleurs]

Oh man, I miss stat poker so much, that was such a fun thing y'all did

[@raemouse]

I'd love to see this return to season 9 - even in a more informal way, similar to Grian's short, or how the empires guys did it in timmy's video

[@TrueThanny]

04:20 That's "whoah, whoah, whoah", for future reference. Also, poker starts with ante for all players who wish to take part before anything is dealt. Everyone has to pay to be in the hand. Then you start with bets, and the betting continues until nobody raises (i.e. everyone folds or the last raise is seen - matched - without an additional raise).

[@ajbiffl4695]

I think you have to ante up BEFORE seeing what the stat is... ante is supposed to function as "you have to pay this much to play," and sets a minimum pot size for whoever wins

[@honeybunz_dabee8712]

Oh I can’t wait to see Joel play this and when the horses killed pops up he just auto wins(mans got a grudge)😂

[@lizdejulier589]

I would love to see this return this season, with tango vs cub

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

I loved stat poker when the hermits played it that season. Would be cool to it it come back

[@persefida]

This is really interesting kind of poker! Also, cool room to play it in interesting stats

[@drewpy1696]

Grian joining the game and immediately getting shot by a skeleton lmfao 6:23

[@Fyreflier]

"Maps created" when playing with VintageBeef is a very ill-advised choice

[@KatieDawson3636]

I woulda watched an hour of this! Great setup X!

[@craigcampbell195]

I think Stat Poker should be a tradition on the server, It's just awesome. But, there should be a build made early on in the seasons to house it, and then like Cub's Total Chaos game from season 9 it could be played periodically throughout the season as the stats will grow overtime. and then you get that sense of time passing when everyone has done lots of stuff and suddenly those who had the highest stats might shift later on down the road.

[@IcyLucario]

This is a really clever game! I'd like to see more!

[@me_maybe_idk9613]

I keep coming back to this vid, and now theres a clip for it. Cheers

[@deliriouscheeto]

I need more of these!

[@SirxRyuuCHSub]

You get ahead in life by quitting, peeps -Xisuma 2021

[@stranger0791]

can you please do more of this sort of stuff, it's really cool seeing your stats compared to other hermits

[@diamondskeleton5055]

stat: horses killed me: Uh Oh! Bdubs won't appreciate this

[@user-it5wu5iv1w]

I love hermit stat poker, you guys should do this more often :D maybe a really big one at the end of the season? Finish it all with a big stat poker tournament

[@EVLfreak666]

This seems like a Really fun game😂

[@danielsimon4787]

I can't believe that was all the way back in Season 7!!! Time flies when you're having fun.

[@pixelgms2559]

I would've thought that Scar, being Hawkeye, would have had the most player kills

[@grimrider3807]

Every season y’all need to do this at least twice

[@yiannchrst]

Please do this again some time this season!!!

[@ForceOkie]

Ante is required for every round of real poker btw. Unless your doing a house rule. You can’t fold and take your ante back.

[@-Boba-123-]

If grian was here he would probably be yelling at scar to put his shirt back on

[@grugs6801]

definitely like to see this make a comeback

[@somerandom138]

2:48 making this my desktop background

[@Clip_It1]

I wanna see a hour of this 😂

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Noooo I had hoped this was new since Tango was talking about making an impromptu Stat Poker to challenge Etho in his last livestream.

[@matthewthibodoux4539]

The way anties are supposed to work is that you put chips in before you see the card...so in this case 4 diamonds before you see what statistic you need

[@AfterArtist]

I completely forgot that the llama existed so this vid punched me in the face with surprise nostalgia

[@daviclemons6910]

At least you left with the two stacks you came with! Lol

[@tx2016]

Grian Logging in just to get shot by a skeletton is peak humour LOL

[@andrewmartin2567]

I love stat poker!!!! Please do more!!!!

[@chokfigaming]

"folding at the anties" that's now how anties work

[@officialAmpersand]

that was a good clip

[@OccultVettr]

I would win the horses killes stat against so many ppl. On one server I had a massive pillar of horse heads

[@somerandomdudesayshi]

Scar: "im going hard, im going in" Me after the mcc dong incident: o.o

[@zaubergarden6900]

Scar has a hand full of ghost horses in Scarland that need slayin

[@stoneybologne]

x is teaching me gambling terms 🙏

[@j.w.-]

Season 7 was so fun

[@tetsujin_144]

I feel like there's a problem with this game: basically whatever stat comes up, people are limited to betting on themselves, and so the things they've previously done (or haven't done) limit their ability to do well in the game. Like if Mumbo played stat poker in season 9, his stats would probably be lower across the board because he was away for a good chunk of the season. Other hermits might have specific areas where they're clearly at an advantage or disadvantage (blocks traveled by horse? maps created? ancient debris collected?) One way I had considered addressing that would be to have the machine provide the stat people are betting on, but let the players themselves decide specifically what they're betting on, and how much the bet pays out. So for instance, if "number of sandstone stairs placed" comes up, and Scar plays first, he could bet that Cubfan placed the most, and offer 1:1 odds for the bet. If the bet goes around the table with no one accepting the terms, then Scar gets most of the money back (minus ante, basically) and someone else gets to lead the betting. They choose who to bet on, and whether to bet high or low, how much to bet, and the odds for the bet. Maybe it goes to Cub next, he makes the same bet but offers 4:1 odds. Then it goes to False, maybe she thinks someone else has placed more sandstone stairs that Cub in season 7 (ha!) and decides to place a large bet at those 4:1 odds that Cub *isn't* the one at the table with that top stat. The betting goes around a couple times, with the expectation being that each player will raise their bet at least enough to cover their share of the opposing bet, or fold, leaving their bet in the pool but losing their potential stake in the winnings. (So if False bet 100 against Cub at 4:1, Cub would have to raise his bet to a minimum of 400 to "call". If both Scar and Cub were betting on Cub at 4:1, to match False's 100 they'd each have to raise to at least 200. If Scar bets on Cub, but then folds and Cub is the only one betting against False, he has to bet enough to make the 4:1 betting pool pay out properly if False wins). If he can't stay in at those terms, he has to fold and lose his bet. After a couple passes, betting concludes with players either matching the bet or folding. Then when betting is done and the stats are checked, the players who stayed in the betting and who bet correctly, split the betting pool evenly. (This means there are a few quirks to the betting: like Scar dropping out early increases the burden on Cub if he stays in, but Cub also wins Scar's share if he wins the bet.)

[@chickenfarmer321]

Does the villager trade stat count times you opened the gui, stacks you traded, or individual trades completed? If I traded stacks at a time, would it count as 64 individual trades each time?

[@jkunderwood3291]

scar took the horse killing personally. now he murders them all

[@emeraldsb]

This reminded me about how in a server I used to be on it was a game to kill just me So I had over 100 deaths by player on the server and the server was only used for like 4-6 months haha

[@MagicOfDark]

Looks like fun, but if add some rules like everyone must ante up before drawing stat and "uno reverse card" for excitement which each player gets 3 life lines. A "pull out", "uno reverse", and "new draw". Life lines can be played anytime, but only once each. Pull Out: Let's player take back their bet plus ante. Uno Reverse: Changes it from "most of" to "least of" and vice versa. New Draw: Draws a new random stat, all bets stay in.

[@lightning_11]

Ah, yes. Stat poker back when they used a container so that you didn't keep picking up the diamonds!

[@hatTtop]

Grian joined the game and got shot by a skeleton immediately afterwards

[@joshmccarty8800]

Technically you can’t fold prior to the 4 diamond ante. In Texas hold um you have a small blind and big blind so there are always two players with some money in the pot.

[@ilikeinfotime]

This is cool

[@ericladlad6452]

its time to bring back the stat poker

[@zgilla]

Use the High/Low feature to make the game more playable for people with lower stats.

[@samirose5059]

You need to do one form this season

[@alexandramartinez1003]

244... thousand... 😂😂😂😂

[@kingcasual-casual-gaming-5366]

lol. I actually thought they would play until one has no diamonds xD

[@grip3939]

Before watching my money is on scar

[@geogamelion7895]

if there is a stat for fidgeting back and forth in one place, mumbo would be unbeatable

[@joannelam5778]

…Bill.

[@GothBoyUK]

My brain was convinced that Scar's 95xx was higher than Xisuma's 99xx. 😂

[@ancrergaming6333]

#MisskaltheIskall❤

[@blease-end-me]

"Horses killed" Scar.........

[@blease-end-me]

It was foreshadowing

[@Idontknowwhatmynameshouldbe1]

Nobodys talking about how grian joined, and 9 seconds later died via skeleton

[@vemijoev]

When?

[@kailer9839]

Imagine if SmallishBeans played this and got the horses killed one...

[@therealJamesMac]

Based on S9, Scar would have that "horses killed" stat blown out of the water

[@jaydonroberts1110]

Yeah, he ain’t got nothing on the King of Mezealea

[@LunarIsHere_]

I like

[@ArsonTheShroom]

I recently* joined a new server and I couldn't win much there but I have broken like- 10 000 potatoes and picked up 40 000 so thats cool I think :] *a few months ago

[@bunta3434]

Need etho to bring back this game on a large scale

[@stoamnyfarms]

You have to anti up to play. Everyone should be putting in like 1 diamond before you read the card just for the "privilege" of being able to play that round. That's how poker works.

[@TheUgly1s]

Anti you put in befor you click the button.

[@maxinesenior596]

See the thing with poker is everyone has a chance to win meanwhile the one who has the most and knows they have the most is always the winner here, it's less a game of bluffing and more a game of psyching yourself out xd

[@kinglyzebra6417]

I was gonna say that Scar(HotGuy) definitely had the most player kills, but then I realized I forgot about Total Chaos

[@jaydonroberts1110]

Funny, when you see Scar in 3rd Life form-fitting, seeing as this was Season 7

[@kinglyzebra6417]

@@jaydonroberts1110 Oh....

[@CB-lh4ph]

we know who would win "horses killed" if it were season 9...

[@robh7800]

I don’t think they really get the concept of an ante 😅

[@seanc4953]

wasn't this in season 7? You should update it and do it again in this season.

[@CheDaCheez]

does anyone know how he hides the totem in his off-hand?

[@afraidtuna9738]

I'm fairly certain it's a Vanilla Tweaks resource pack

[@timothyovermyer8924]

Scar would win the horses killed definitely this current season

[@rosyidsyahruromadhonalimin8008]

244000.... scar....

[@Biscuitsdefortune]

Scar is still the horse killer in s9.

[@thelattins7909]

scar is hotguy and folds for palry kill

[@ironshark8]

Wait a minute isn’t this Season 7 Im so confused xD

[@ThEtRuTh576166]

You was supposed to put ur diamonds in before you see the stat