Foot doctor reacts to CRINGE TikToks

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FootDocDana

FootDocDana

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I’m Dr. Dana Brems, also known as Foot Doc Dana. As a Doctor of Podiatric Medicine (DPM), I treat everything from trauma including broken bones, other sports injuries, foot wounds, calluses, thick or ingrown nails; you name it! Being a #doctor is a serious job, but we can have a lighthearted side too. That's why I created this channel- to make medical themed videos for fun, while also helping to answer your questions.
00:00 Calluses, high heels and MORE
00:10 Foot callus flossing @drybar.nails
00:53 Raynaud's Phenomenon on the Toes @hallesoswag
01:37 High heel jumping @benblue01
01:53 Foot peel mask on BF @baileybaker789
02:15 High heel jumping test @chrisolsen9689
02:45 Foot pressure point boards @feetstone
03:08 I am a toenail surgeon @bradyhoffman313
03:27 Ballerina feet @jasssome
03:48 Ballerina feet calluses @marisahamamoto
04:52 Husband toenails make holes @purplecats4me
05:04 Military foot fracture @official_shanecolon
05:30 Model catwalk troubles @niar1993
06:00 My child is fine walking on toes @taylornichole
06:25 Damaged toenail @mr.owchieeeeeeeeeeheeee
06:41 Falling down the stairs @z8_ashton
07:01 Foot mask peel @theericarenee
07:51 New foot mask @uglyducklingskincare
08:26 Foot pressure points @ultarelieve
08:46 Callus tool running away @aerithgirl
09:00 Foot hand holding @simlia101
09:20 Foot plane troubles @teatinz
09:44 Tiny pinky toenail @nails.svit
10:00 Foot blisters @sodakhtar
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@DoctorMyro
@DoctorMyro 6 ай бұрын
Some of these really really got me 🤯 best Saturday morning Eva waking up to FootDocDana video :)
@FootDocDana
@FootDocDana 6 ай бұрын
😆🫶
@Alex_is_lonely857
@Alex_is_lonely857 6 ай бұрын
​@@FootDocDanahi I have a nail growing on my other side of my foot and is hurts alot when I touch it do I go to a doctor or?
@us3rnam3Lll
@us3rnam3Lll 6 ай бұрын
only 2 replies?! lemme fix that
@us3rnam3Lll
@us3rnam3Lll 6 ай бұрын
@@Alex_is_lonely857omg just go to a doctor, don’t even wait for a response!
@monkeyboia
@monkeyboia 6 ай бұрын
@@Alex_is_lonely857yes you should it’s ingrown
@Liv444.
@Liv444. Ай бұрын
People who came from shorts ->
@Charlotte-Emily_3
@Charlotte-Emily_3 Ай бұрын
Mee!!
@RamdomAcct
@RamdomAcct Ай бұрын
@@Charlotte-Emily_3 me too
@Nexo._.officiall
@Nexo._.officiall Ай бұрын
@@RamdomAcctme as well
@melissahendrick2115
@melissahendrick2115 Ай бұрын
@@RamdomAcctme three
@melissahendrick2115
@melissahendrick2115 Ай бұрын
@@Charlotte-Emily_3me three
@toothgapdoesntexistanymore
@toothgapdoesntexistanymore 6 ай бұрын
it's great how she just starts the video without any distractions
@jacobconner3487
@jacobconner3487 3 ай бұрын
I agreeee fr
@Bleh-is-meh
@Bleh-is-meh 3 ай бұрын
Yessssss so true!
@jeffehren
@jeffehren 6 ай бұрын
The peeling of skin reminds me of a couple months ago: I spent twelve days in the hospital due to a blood clot and infection in my lower leg. Shout out to nurses and wound care clinics!
@Art.and.Hamsters
@Art.and.Hamsters 6 ай бұрын
Hope everything is all better now!
@jeffehren
@jeffehren 6 ай бұрын
@@Art.and.Hamsters So far, so good! Thank you!
@evanhyhu-ir4oi
@evanhyhu-ir4oi 6 ай бұрын
@ROTTEN_PLAYGROUNDwhat do your mean “fr”?
@evanhyhu-ir4oi
@evanhyhu-ir4oi 6 ай бұрын
@ROTTEN_PLAYGROUND Fr means “for real”
@evanhyhu-ir4oi
@evanhyhu-ir4oi 6 ай бұрын
@ROTTEN_PLAYGROUND how old do you think I am?
@importantverbs
@importantverbs 6 ай бұрын
You are the least judgmental person in the whole world I love it!
@Faexriesz-
@Faexriesz- 2 ай бұрын
Maybe I shouldn’t watch this while eating….
@SeahawkProdz
@SeahawkProdz 6 ай бұрын
4:16 uh oh, the forbidden parmesan is back
@Toasty_videos
@Toasty_videos 2 ай бұрын
Fr
@jellymystery2134
@jellymystery2134 6 ай бұрын
At 3:19 i would like to say that my ingrown toenail has come back TWICE
@-The_preppy_TOHfan-
@-The_preppy_TOHfan- 4 ай бұрын
Did you get it treated??
@jellymystery2134
@jellymystery2134 4 ай бұрын
@@-The_preppy_TOHfan- Yeah but it just keeps coming back
@-The_preppy_TOHfan-
@-The_preppy_TOHfan- 4 ай бұрын
@@jellymystery2134 dang like professionally??
@jellymystery2134
@jellymystery2134 4 ай бұрын
@@-The_preppy_TOHfan- Yup, at the hospital
@-The_preppy_TOHfan-
@-The_preppy_TOHfan- 4 ай бұрын
@@jellymystery2134 dang bruh those are supposed to be permanent
@cinnamorrollYT1st
@cinnamorrollYT1st 3 ай бұрын
This dude is not cringe, he’s such a icon 🤭💅 1:35
@Seekercard
@Seekercard 2 ай бұрын
1:41
@kategalloway1671
@kategalloway1671 2 ай бұрын
2:54 😂😂
@Coolusername29
@Coolusername29 Ай бұрын
Fr idk why people think he’s weird like you try and jump on 9 inch heels
@Donuts_random_stuff
@Donuts_random_stuff 6 ай бұрын
0:24 thanks for ruining Parmesan for me basically every time I watch your videos 😂
@ibukimioda8079
@ibukimioda8079 2 ай бұрын
✨️F o r b i d d e n c h e e s e ✨️
@aidanbyrne8267
@aidanbyrne8267 6 ай бұрын
Like the longer videos over the shorts ♥️
@FootDocDana
@FootDocDana 6 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
@CottenTheDino
@CottenTheDino 6 ай бұрын
“walking on your tiptoes is normal first years of life” I AINT NORMAL, IVE BEEN DOING IT FOR MAH WHOLE LIFE
@-The_preppy_TOHfan-
@-The_preppy_TOHfan- 4 ай бұрын
It's also a sign of a neurological disease
@Sarah_375
@Sarah_375 4 ай бұрын
For toddlers and children who toe-walk they use cowboy boots… maybe it works for older kids too!
@Teenyk4t
@Teenyk4t 3 ай бұрын
This is a relatable comment
@BEE_VR12
@BEE_VR12 3 ай бұрын
Ive been doing it for 12 years
@Abigailrosaline
@Abigailrosaline 2 ай бұрын
Same exact problem here pooks😔
@firelolbit
@firelolbit 6 ай бұрын
The forbidden parmesan is what I give to my enemies
@PizzaPartyIndeed
@PizzaPartyIndeed 2 ай бұрын
hell nahh
@Teresalillie
@Teresalillie 2 ай бұрын
Yummy yum yum
@OLIVER36758
@OLIVER36758 Ай бұрын
I do that and I make ice cubes out of hot dog water 😊😊😊
@devdroid9606
@devdroid9606 6 ай бұрын
As a footdoc who recently got engaged and met her future husband on a dating site, would you say there are certain foot conditions that should be disclosed on one's dating profile? Onychomycosis? Pez planus? Bunions? Polydactyly?
@francisbishop5158
@francisbishop5158 3 ай бұрын
I’ve had a history of ingrown toenails. I got both big toes done with “acid” that’s what they called it and now I haven’t had any issues. Those “pressure point” things just relieve some pressure and make the feet feel good. The place I live at has them imbedded in the ground and they feel so good
@Haes-sal-ui_miso.
@Haes-sal-ui_miso. 2 ай бұрын
Not only are these videos entertaining they’re also extremely educating keep it up Dana!
@Allebasloveisforever
@Allebasloveisforever 2 ай бұрын
5:44 I love how at this moment people like fall in their legs and feet do that when they win High Heels but my feet do that when I’m just wearing tennis shoes in my foot is fully on the ground my angle will just twist
@Ghostly_12
@Ghostly_12 5 ай бұрын
6:13 “walking on your tip toes is perfectly normal for the first couple years of life” Me : WAIT, BUT I’VE BEEN DOING IT MY ENTIRE LIFE…. what 😭
@CottenTheDino
@CottenTheDino 2 ай бұрын
WAIT SAME
@kawaiicuteanimation
@kawaiicuteanimation 2 ай бұрын
SAME 👁️👄👁️
@HappyArctic388
@HappyArctic388 Ай бұрын
Oh I’m 11 and doing it
@skylertate678
@skylertate678 4 күн бұрын
This is a sign of autism
@honeyxxxx
@honeyxxxx 2 ай бұрын
Pressure points in feet can actually help with migraines and headaches, I’ve tried it and it works, rub and pinch in between your thumb and index finger/toe 😊❤
@HappyArctic388
@HappyArctic388 Ай бұрын
Nope it just hurts more do not try
@robbie_bird_
@robbie_bird_ Ай бұрын
ok no but the dude in the heels at the very beginning is actually super funny 😭😭
@chaspruitt2610
@chaspruitt2610 6 ай бұрын
Very interesting video Dr. D, thank you. 💜
@FootDocDana
@FootDocDana 6 ай бұрын
❤❤
@TracePlusFriends
@TracePlusFriends 6 ай бұрын
5:36 this just hurt me 😢
@Alexa-ly8jy
@Alexa-ly8jy 6 ай бұрын
I love your videos! I want to be a doctor when i grow up. ❤
@FootDocDana
@FootDocDana 6 ай бұрын
❤❤
@SariSandhu
@SariSandhu 5 ай бұрын
​@@FootDocDanahello
@SariSandhu
@SariSandhu 5 ай бұрын
​@@FootDocDanadocter
@SariSandhu
@SariSandhu 5 ай бұрын
​@@FootDocDanacan you tell me about your life
@MoonyFeathers
@MoonyFeathers 3 ай бұрын
@@SariSandhu🤨
@eewag1
@eewag1 6 ай бұрын
At his age I was still giving Dora the wrong directions ☠️
@brandye3039
@brandye3039 6 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@Artistguitarist-
@Artistguitarist- 2 ай бұрын
I 3:55 I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE WARNING BEFORE, TO STOP EATING 😭
@adicam23
@adicam23 5 ай бұрын
1:00 . This happened to me at MB2 when I was going karting with my family( a lot of people but not all were there) and all of our hands were numb and white. It hurt but after putting our hand on the fancy fire place we were fine.
@Emma88rose
@Emma88rose 6 ай бұрын
6:44 man tripped on a trip😂
@angel_.dustgirlie
@angel_.dustgirlie 3 ай бұрын
I still have inhalers around my house from like a few years ago when I had asthma…I had it until I was 5, had to carry a full on panda full of air with an air tube connected to my nose by the doctors every morning so I could breathe, had to have a special separated class from the other kids and thought something was wrong with me 🙂
@M_MRoblox721
@M_MRoblox721 2 ай бұрын
Now I don’t want to eat anything with Parmesan anymore 😢😂😂
@Angel-.dust.887
@Angel-.dust.887 6 ай бұрын
AI is scary these days😨Dana you have to sue them!
@I.n250
@I.n250 3 ай бұрын
Wanted to watch something fun while eating thank you Dana now I won’t eat the whole day or until I forget what I just saw.
@Mizo._.boba11
@Mizo._.boba11 6 ай бұрын
How the hell do you jump with high heels
@ILikeGrilledCheese123
@ILikeGrilledCheese123 6 ай бұрын
Idk
@Solarballsfan-pk2jf
@Solarballsfan-pk2jf Ай бұрын
IDK
@miosenju-uzumaki_rin-carie
@miosenju-uzumaki_rin-carie 6 ай бұрын
Those who try jumping in heels or are jumping in heels (the videos and in general) made my ankles hurt…
@lb3893
@lb3893 4 ай бұрын
My friend is to do this all the time up to fourth grade and she had to get a forecast to keep her feet balanced because it wasn’t good on hot ankles
@RipVanFish09
@RipVanFish09 4 ай бұрын
5:33 If that was me, I would try to just fall in one direction and catch myself. That looks sooooo painful bending her ankles like that.
@user-le5dk7cf6y
@user-le5dk7cf6y 3 ай бұрын
3:51 Perfect to put in your enemies food
@kurtandabramfam
@kurtandabramfam 2 ай бұрын
Oh so that’s how I keep pulling off my dead skin when I scrape them! Thanks @FootDocDana ! ❤
@justinfelt748
@justinfelt748 6 ай бұрын
Happy Saturday, Dana! And happy belated Thanksgiving!😊😎☀💙💙💙💙💙💙🌷💖💖💖💖💖💖🦃🎇👍
@FootDocDana
@FootDocDana 6 ай бұрын
Same to you!
@justinfelt748
@justinfelt748 6 ай бұрын
@@FootDocDana Thanks!😊😙💙🌷💖😊🎇👍
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 6 ай бұрын
If you were to come to my Vegas to investigate that foot spa!=It would be a TAX RIGHT off,I do believe. But I'm not sure.
@KARMAISTHEGUYONTHECHEIFS8713
@KARMAISTHEGUYONTHECHEIFS8713 6 ай бұрын
Love you Dana
@Benwut
@Benwut Ай бұрын
Not me having gotten a goddamn bad case of ingrown toenail on my first week-long hike with my army brother and him simply telling me "I broke 4 toes on the same foot while in Iraq, toughen the fuck up" when I was groaning in pain while walking (he did later sit me down when we set up camp for the night and use his multitool to cut it back, which gave me enough relief to finish the week and I went to a pediatrist a few weeks later to get it properly cut out)
@Jesus_is_king112
@Jesus_is_king112 6 ай бұрын
Hi I love your vids❤
@winternightmarecrochet
@winternightmarecrochet 3 ай бұрын
Watching people jump in heels: instant pain 😵🤣 I can FEEL it
@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines Ай бұрын
I have Reynaud's. I've never heard of COMPLETELY losing circulation in your feet, though mine do get cold and hot easily, kind of like a lizard.
@GENTLEMANDANIEL-ud7jq
@GENTLEMANDANIEL-ud7jq Ай бұрын
Me skipping the foot videos and DocDana's explanations so I don't vomit ( again )
@TheCorey1734
@TheCorey1734 Ай бұрын
My podiatrist did the same ingrown toenail twice. It finally worked.
@GENTLEMANDANIEL-ud7jq
@GENTLEMANDANIEL-ud7jq Ай бұрын
Didn't know you were a foot doctor until I vomited on my dinner plate while watching this
@SillyForestKitty
@SillyForestKitty 3 ай бұрын
I had a sprained Achilles early 2023 and I had it for AGES and then my Physio said “you have a weak hip and a torn (foot, Achilles?)tendon! Do these exercises see me in a week” and the exercises were exhausting, but I survived. I had to see him in a Fortnite bc my hip wasn’t improving or my foot.
@thatoneizzayguy
@thatoneizzayguy 6 ай бұрын
first timed comment 0:01 edit1: no likes :( edit2: yay 4 likes
@jellyfishfingernail
@jellyfishfingernail 6 ай бұрын
not true.
@ILOVEH587
@ILOVEH587 4 ай бұрын
2 LIKE😮
@Buttercup_uwu
@Buttercup_uwu 4 ай бұрын
3 likes 👍 +1 Now u have 4
@P3anUt-bUtt3r.
@P3anUt-bUtt3r. 3 ай бұрын
@@jellyfishfingernailtrue.
@notoriousinfamy4936
@notoriousinfamy4936 2 ай бұрын
i have gotten the permanent ingrown toenail surgery 4 times and i can say with 100% confidence it didn’t do shit. I still have extremely painful ingrown toenails about every 6 months. the surgery made them less frequent though
@hailstorm4213
@hailstorm4213 Ай бұрын
I think my mom has Raynaud’s Phenomenon. She gets cold easily, specifically in her hands. One day her hands went very pale and cold and were a bit shaky. She said it hurt. Similar things have happened.
@nicothewitch2621
@nicothewitch2621 Ай бұрын
I used to cut my dads toenails for him because it was hard to reach them for him with his back. they were so thick it was like trying to cut metal with nail clippers and they grew like armour for his toes. mine are the same so I keep on top of the trimming
@pwxttylivvy
@pwxttylivvy Ай бұрын
6:26 is literally nightmare fuel
@pigeonbetty
@pigeonbetty Ай бұрын
my feet hurt watching this
@ecospider5
@ecospider5 Ай бұрын
I had foot problems in 1995. Pitched a pair of Mephisto walking shoes for $300 and put in Dr Schulz custom inserts. I bought 3 more pair of Mephisto that decade. I have not bought shoes since. Instead of buying new shoes I get my mephistos reconditioned. They still look great and my shoes have not made my feet hurt in over a decade.
@mallowhoney
@mallowhoney 3 ай бұрын
My podiatrist prescribed me a urea cream and I haven't looked back. Literally nothing else I have ever tried has made an actual visible, tangible impact on the appearance of my feet.
@haroldjackman2010
@haroldjackman2010 3 ай бұрын
Well done. 20 years ago, I made the mistake of walking around a water park barefoot. Shortly thereafter, I developed blisters on the soles of my feet. I had developed a fungal infection from walking along the common areas of the water park. I was out of town on business when the blisters developed, so I spent almost a week hobbling around in pain before I could see my doctor.
@jellyfishfingernail
@jellyfishfingernail 6 ай бұрын
5:33 i rolled my ankle yesterday and watching this was horrifying
@DeluxeMoviesBusiness
@DeluxeMoviesBusiness 2 ай бұрын
4:09 pov: sneaking into your older sister’s spaghetti
@blueslime5787
@blueslime5787 8 күн бұрын
Time to jump in heels like that
@EchoIsNotHereRN15_
@EchoIsNotHereRN15_ Ай бұрын
"looks like parmesan!" me being VERY Italian: 😭💀
@Fufuyeee2
@Fufuyeee2 5 ай бұрын
Keep it up one day you will be millioner ❤
@wheatwhole_
@wheatwhole_ 6 ай бұрын
7:36 TEAR IT ALL OFF 💀
@Mr_Offroad1
@Mr_Offroad1 6 ай бұрын
I had an ingrown toenail starting it hurt a little bit and i cut the nail and it came back only once, cut it again, never came back after that.
@Dino-gaming123
@Dino-gaming123 5 ай бұрын
The first one said today I will sacrifice my ankles
@bradmyers99
@bradmyers99 Ай бұрын
When the little girl is walking on her toes I actually did that before I remember doing that a lot Aunt now my toes are freaking have a hard time keeping my toes uncurled And it sucks I mean I don't know why I did it I think well I tried to do so much for my parents attention and it was either none for my mom or negative or my dad or negative from a mom it's just like no positive
@paigepoo_3147
@paigepoo_3147 5 ай бұрын
BRO I LAUGHEDSK HARD ON TGE STAIRS ONE BC RIGHT AFTER THE SOUND OF THEM FALLING THERE WAS A ADD FOR CARS💀
@VeronicaJuarez-ix6tb
@VeronicaJuarez-ix6tb 6 ай бұрын
My teacher isn’t allowed ladders in her class because one time she was hanging up projects and she lost her bal move and she fell on the desk and fractured her elbow to her hand bow she it banned from ladders
@Livsxadoptme
@Livsxadoptme Ай бұрын
1:48 ben has been doing this for 3+ years though-
@JetStream_Mann
@JetStream_Mann 2 ай бұрын
5:37 her just falling probably wouldn’t be as embarrassing or damaging physically
@ChickenisaBirdOG
@ChickenisaBirdOG 6 ай бұрын
A part of Ulysses: Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: -Introibo ad altare Dei. Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely: -Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit! Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak. Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly. -Back to barracks! he said sternly. He added in a preacher’s tone: -For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all. He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm. -Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you? He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher, gathering about his legs the loose folds of his gown. The plump shadowed face and sullen oval jowl recalled a prelate, patron of arts in the middle ages. A pleasant smile broke quietly over his lips. -The mockery of it! he said gaily. Your absurd name, an ancient Greek! He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the parapet, laughing to himself. Stephen Dedalus stepped up, followed him wearily halfway and sat down on the edge of the gunrest, watching him still as he propped his mirror on the parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and lathered cheeks and neck. Buck Mulligan’s gay voice went on. -My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, two dactyls. But it has a Hellenic ring, hasn’t it? Tripping and sunny like the buck himself. We must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the aunt to fork out twenty quid? He laid the brush aside and, laughing with delight, cried: -Will he come? The jejune jesuit! Ceasing, he began to shave with care. -Tell me, Mulligan, Stephen said quietly. -Yes, my love? -How long is Haines going to stay in this tower? Buck Mulligan showed a shaven cheek over his right shoulder. -God, isn’t he dreadful? he said frankly. A ponderous Saxon. He thinks you’re not a gentleman. God, these bloody English! Bursting with money and indigestion. Because he comes from Oxford. You know, Dedalus, you have the real Oxford manner. He can’t make you out. O, my name for you is the best: Kinch, the knife-blade. He shaved warily over his chin. -He was raving all night about a black panther, Stephen said. Where is his guncase? -A woful lunatic! Mulligan said. Were you in a funk? -I was, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Out here in the dark with a man I don’t know raving and moaning to himself about shooting a black panther. You saved men from drowning. I’m not a hero, however. If he stays on here I am off. Buck Mulligan frowned at the lather on his razorblade. He hopped down from his perch and began to search his trouser pockets hastily. -Scutter! he cried thickly. He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into Stephen’s upper pocket, said: -Lend us a loan of your noserag to wipe my razor. Stephen suffered him to pull out and hold up on show by its corner a dirty crumpled handkerchief. Buck Mulligan wiped the razorblade neatly. Then, gazing over the handkerchief, he said: -The bard’s noserag! A new art colour for our Irish poets: snotgreen. You can almost taste it, can’t you? He mounted to the parapet again and gazed out over Dublin bay, his fair oakpale hair stirring slightly. -God! he said quietly. Isn’t the sea what Algy calls it: a great sweet mother? The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea. Epi oinopa ponton. Ah, Dedalus, the Greeks! I must teach you. You must read them in the original. Thalatta! Thalatta! She is our great sweet mother. Come and look. Stephen stood up and went over to the parapet. Leaning on it he looked down on the water and on the mailboat clearing the harbourmouth of Kingstown. -Our mighty mother! Buck Mulligan said. He turned abruptly his grey searching eyes from the sea to Stephen’s face. -The aunt thinks you killed your mother, he said. That’s why she won’t let me have anything to do with you. -Someone killed her, Stephen said gloomily. -You could have knelt down, damn it, Kinch, when your dying mother asked you, Buck Mulligan said. I’m hyperborean as much as you. But to think of your mother begging you with her last breath to kneel down and pray for her. And you refused. There is something sinister in you.... He broke off and lathered again lightly his farther cheek. A tolerant smile curled his lips. -But a lovely mummer! he murmured to himself. Kinch, the loveliest mummer of them all! He shaved evenly and with care, in silence, seriously. Stephen, an elbow rested on the jagged granite, leaned his palm against his brow and gazed at the fraying edge of his shiny black coat-sleeve. Pain, that was not yet the pain of love, fretted his heart. Silently, in a dream she had come to him after her death, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her breath, that had bent upon him, mute, reproachful, a faint odour of wetted ashes. Across the threadbare cuffedge he saw the sea hailed as a great sweet mother by the wellfed voice beside him. The ring of bay and skyline held a dull green mass of liquid. A bowl of white china had stood beside her deathbed holding the green sluggish bile which she had torn up from her rotting liver by fits of loud groaning vomiting. Buck Mulligan wiped again his razorblade. -Ah, poor dogsbody! he said in a kind voice. I must give you a shirt and a few noserags. How are the secondhand breeks? -They fit well enough, Stephen answered. Buck Mulligan attacked the hollow beneath his underlip. -The mockery of it, he said contentedly. Secondleg they should be. God knows what poxy bowsy left them off. I have a lovely pair with a hair stripe, grey. You’ll look spiffing in them. I’m not joking, Kinch. You look damn well when you’re dressed. -Thanks, Stephen said. I can’t wear them if they are grey. -He can’t wear them, Buck Mulligan told his face in the mirror. Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can’t wear grey trousers. He folded his razor neatly and with stroking palps of fingers felt the smooth skin. Stephen turned his gaze from the sea and to the plump face with its smokeblue mobile eyes. -That fellow I was with in the Ship last night, said Buck Mulligan, says you have g. p. i. He’s up in Dottyville with Connolly Norman. General paralysis of the insane! He swept the mirror a half circle in the air to flash the tidings abroad in sunlight now radiant on the sea. His curling shaven lips laughed and the edges of his white glittering teeth. Laughter seized all his strong wellknit trunk. -Look at yourself, he said, you dreadful bard! Stephen bent forward and peered at the mirror held out to him, cleft by a crooked crack. Hair on end. As he and others see me. Who chose this face for me? This dogsbody to rid of vermin. It asks me too. -I pinched it out of the skivvy’s room, Buck Mulligan said. It does her all right. The aunt always keeps plainlooking servants for Malachi. Lead him not into temptation. And her name is Ursula. Laughing again, he brought the mirror away from Stephen’s peering eyes. -The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror, he said. If Wilde were only alive to see you! Drawing back and pointing, Stephen said with bitterness: -It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked lookingglass of a servant. Buck Mulligan suddenly linked his arm in Stephen’s and walked with him round the tower, his razor and mirror clacking in the pocket where he had thrust them. -It’s not fair to tease you like that, Kinch, is it? he said kindly. God knows you have more spirit than any of them. Parried again. He fears the lancet of my art as I fear that of his. The cold steel pen. -Cracked lookingglass of a servant! Tell that to the oxy chap downstairs and touch him for a guinea. He’s stinking with money and thinks you’re not a gentleman. His old fellow made his tin by selling jalap to Zulus or some bloody swindle or other. God, Kinch, if you and I could only work together we might do something for the island. Hellenise it. Cranly’s arm. His arm. -And to think of your having to beg from these swine. I’m the only one that knows what you are. Why don’t you trust me more? What have you up your nose against me? Is it Haines? If he makes any noise here I’ll bring down Seymour and we’ll give him a ragging worse than they gave Clive Kempthorpe.
@Art.and.Hamsters
@Art.and.Hamsters 6 ай бұрын
I ain’t reading al- **gets slapped for replying an overused reply**
@XxChuuyasHeartXx
@XxChuuyasHeartXx 2 ай бұрын
I wish Dana was in my country, I’d love her as my doctor !
@kjwebster7081
@kjwebster7081 2 ай бұрын
Same
@dylanwey3752
@dylanwey3752 3 ай бұрын
Best 10 mins of my life
@TheyCallMeFatbird
@TheyCallMeFatbird 3 ай бұрын
You calling that Parmesan I'm falling that footcheese
@Spooder-Studi0s-
@Spooder-Studi0s- 6 ай бұрын
Me who broke my toe my kicking a wooden board in karate: -toe becomes sideways grape*
@wheatwhole_
@wheatwhole_ 6 ай бұрын
0:31 I was screaming “PEEL IT OFF”
@Cheeziteetr
@Cheeziteetr 6 ай бұрын
5:18 mom i- walk it off. But- *WALK IT OFF.*
@thomasisbored9060
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Waiter: Do you want some Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti? Me: Where is it from? Waiter: The podiatrist down the road is a cheese maker.
@TanYan20117
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WHAT IS THAT???
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@sophyalopez1540 6 ай бұрын
When there was a high heels video I was about to say say before she fell how did she not fall
@krisandmichaelkesel8539
@krisandmichaelkesel8539 3 ай бұрын
So, my father had a terrible ingrown toenail on his big toe, and he had multiple “permanent procedures “ to fix it, but it came back until the whole nail was removed
@howto6182
@howto6182 18 күн бұрын
Oh your a foot doctor? Can you heal my FOOT FUNGUS???
@FCCVRGTAG
@FCCVRGTAG 3 ай бұрын
I am someone with asthma and i can confirm it is that easy to quit
@LisaaThePotato
@LisaaThePotato 6 ай бұрын
She’s not only a doctor but a reacter 😂
@rodwellcort7503
@rodwellcort7503 2 ай бұрын
I've got these milk duds and some dental floss. Let's make a viral video
@sunny-pe2uo
@sunny-pe2uo 6 ай бұрын
The thumbnail of the shocked face😅
@martaasleyy
@martaasleyy 3 ай бұрын
Why is it so intresting and nice to watch but not the skin peeling😭🤚
@theunknown5481
@theunknown5481 3 ай бұрын
I got really scared for a second
@Oliva_F.A.N
@Oliva_F.A.N 4 ай бұрын
These really got meh 🤯
@BewilderedPants
@BewilderedPants 6 ай бұрын
Is this the one Ray William Johnson burnt,overcooked, and roasted?
@ILikeGrilledCheese123
@ILikeGrilledCheese123 6 ай бұрын
"yo that is like pharmesan" Forbidden cheese 😭😭😭
@FootDocDana
@FootDocDana 6 ай бұрын
😂💯
@baileyblackwellandsophietu7001
@baileyblackwellandsophietu7001 4 ай бұрын
My mum used a chemical peel but her foot kept peeling and peeling till it was sore and even bled a tad
@Fallen_WCUE
@Fallen_WCUE Ай бұрын
Did you know the people giving models the shoes don't ask for their size so they have to walk in to small or too big shoes
@redseptember24
@redseptember24 4 ай бұрын
I bet there are people in this world who would pay a lot of money for that Parmesan on their pasta
@Glouglou-bi4ed
@Glouglou-bi4ed 6 ай бұрын
3:48 Mmhh my pasta is so good what did you put in it?
@kuromiaudiouz
@kuromiaudiouz 6 ай бұрын
The first one, I was eating a string cheese and lets just say I lost my appetite 😅
@ttwinkle_stvrr
@ttwinkle_stvrr 3 ай бұрын
That person: breathing is overrated imma quit
@1st_craft_offical
@1st_craft_offical 6 ай бұрын
She’s either holding an iPad like a phone or that’s a big a$$ iPhone
@Avaber1380
@Avaber1380 4 ай бұрын
LoOkS liKe PaRmAsIoN 😂😂😂
@DekiVen
@DekiVen 2 ай бұрын
Smells like parmesan too! Wait a minute….
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